All Eyes on Janny Edition>Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams: https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts: https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Options https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc: https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/previous >>53258100
Remember to take physical delivery of your lumber.
>>53259434Reminder there is a lumber reit
NEGG cooling off getting ready for power hour?
........and we are back to crabbing
Just bought BBBY puts that expire next Friday Should be rich before then
stocks have flatlined for almost two years, why aren't you selling?
I demand every /j/ thread ever made about smg posters to be posted here/j/ is the jannie board where jannies go to complain
>bbby is dumping againWhy are baggies so retarded
Markets crab upward for the next two months, although there will be a medium dump in two weeks as tech earnings underperform again. Markets will pump themselves silly when fed hikes 'only' 25 bips in feb and they will giga moon in march when fed declines to hike at all. We will probably hit 430 SPY. Late march/early april will be a good time to switch htf short, as the remainder of fed meetings for the year where powell refuses to lower rates will wear out/bore bulls into submission and we'll slow crab to SPY 340 or so by year end. Q2 earnings will start around that time and the broad effects of high interest rate environment on earnings will really start to be apparent by then.captcha: 0KTAG (generated only after I selected this jpeg, make of that what you will)
Is NEGG gonna break $3????
>>OPDaily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition
>>53259474yes
>>53259485
Sour or Power?
>>53259458Either it isn't formatted like a regular board or you're a liar, just tried it.
not even a perma bear but his is such bullshit
>>53259448People taking thier initial out is my guess. Which is fine and dandy. I'm locked in till next Tuesday because day trading limits
Stop crabbing
>>53259507Sower
>>53259507Plower hour. Getting ready to harvest some gains.
>>53259485Okay so Is this just a pasta posted by someone who thinks its funny to catch replies or is it something anon has saved so they can spread their unironic belief?I feel like it's someone being "le ebin troll" at this point but if that's the case, rotate your material n00b, this pasta's getting stale.
>>53259512Its a hidden board that only staff can access. Google /j/ 4chan and it should come up with an indexed link.
to the retard that was spamming VIXM last week you got me good. Also I hate you and I hope you have a terrible weekend
>>53259485>Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.>The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition
Do I enter into SQQQ to hold over the long weekend or nah bros?
>>53259515I have 2.5 and 3c that expire in mid May that I paid no more than 15 dollarydoos for. Sold a third of them so far and gunna let the rest ride for the next couple weeks.
What was that? BBBY was going to pump?
>>53259267Print more USD to avoid default = stocks go up due to hyperinflation = extremely bullish. Simple as.
Only warning. Do not come to the market on Tuesday. https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE
>I listened to retard bears and sat on the sidelines while watching the market recover before my eyes What do you all think it is? PTSD of sorts? Did they think that a -20% year wasn't enough? I bought a ton more today, I'm not falling for perma bear rhetoric ever again.
>>53259573NEGGers stole my BBBYke
>>53259564>>Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.>>The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition
>>53259549Nothing. I've either been played for a fool, or I'm missing something.
/j/ is the jannie boardThats where jannies go to complain about being jannies and reporting threads to mods, lol. Kys jannie
I hate buying puts far out, any stock price movement hardly changes the put price
>>53259587It's amazing how many people don't understand this.The stocks you hold are priced in dollars. There's about to be more dollars out in the world, bidding for those same companies.
>>53259604Market is closed on Monday, anyway. Right? Lol>>53259611You cannot access it without the proper pass and login. Which you will not have, since you're not a janny.Best to just move on.
Power hour or sour hour today, gents?
NEGGbros WTF WAS THAT PUMP
>>53259594I'll come on Monday, when it's quiet
>>53259543The pasta poster used to respond to criticisms of his post, but I think nowadays it's just another unrelated anon trying to farm some (you)s
>>53259474told you >>53259498
Friendly reminder to not use Fidelity if you're trying to /makeit/
>>53259639Kys jannie
>>53259634I bet this Republican congress allows for us to default.
OOOOOOOO NEGGERS THE NEEDFUL HAS ARRIVED
>>53259655This is called a Freeride Violation. It will happen on literally every broker. That's an SEC rule, not Fidelity.
>>53259655Is it only fidelity?
>>53259653Finally , ca we break $4 now?
>>53259644Not my call
>>53259655All brokers do this unless you have a margin account
As long as we close above $3.9 BBBY bros the uptrend is still intact. I'm buying more here.
>>53259655fuckin slavery wtf
>>53259639yeah, you get b& friday before the 3 day weekend, and you come back on Tuesday and you're not b&.
>>53259675Tell that to Robinhood, boomer. Robinhood has instant settlements.
>>53259655do other brokerages not have good faith violation frameworks?
>>53259474Just did:) it hasn't even reached the reddit retards yet. 5 bucks inc
>>53259664Oh no, how dare they
what's the fair value on nvda? I'm thinking $10000 a share at minimum
>>53259655Lol retarded zoomer
>>53259644checkedFeels like power, to me>>53259658>Kys jannie>t. pic relatedNot a janny>>53259693Look at you, hacking the system.
>>53259655Thats a law retard, every brockerage has it and you just need to set yourself as a daytrader and fidelity will stop giving a shit
LEV is up 15% on good volume. Told you fags yesterday.
>>53259639>>53259693it'll be better this way, i've recieved 3-day bans the past 4 MLK days for being pissed off i can't trade on mlk day.
>>53259655Uh, this is a financial law, anon. WeBull, which I use, does this too.
>>53259693Baggot have you and the gookfu been to the casino recently?
>>OPCOIN kangz, get ready for power hour!!!! With some luck BTC breaks $20k within that time which would set up nicely for a YUGE rally next week. LFG!! WE WILL BREAK $50!!
>>53259717>set yourself as a daytraderHow?
>>53259680how the fuck am I supposed to know that?
natural gas is drilling to the core of the galaxy
>>53259695>Robinhood
>>53259695Pretty sure that’s also margin account technically
>>53259664There will be a lot of posturing but it won’t happen lmao
>>53259729I bought a thousand bucks of COIN just for for the memes
>>53259728not in a little while, why?
Neggbros , $3 was brutally rejected
>le robinhood is bad Name one thing wrong side from not being able to trade your heckin meme stock for a day or two, like multiple other brokers did.
>>53259655Just trade options, because they settle next day most of the time
>>53259729>Cathie bought>he boughtWhen will they learn
>>53259782nah, I was in rabbihood with 40k, and i could buy and sell the same stock countless times throughout the day. When I switched to fidelity I learned you cant do that, and have to wait 3 days before you should trade. Its fucked.
>>53259767>>53259778You both sound like the faggots on /g/ who argue about the best linux distro.
>>53259805you're really new to this huh?
>>53259807>>53259820Smelly reddit tourists detected
>>53259807>name 1 wrong thing wrong with halting trading to prevent the company form going underyou just did!
FUCK CARVANAFUCK SILVERGATEFUCK SIGNATURE
>>53259695>Robinhoodthats the fastest way to out yourself
>>53259799You're the only person who is as much of a degenerate gambler as me. Was just seeing if you had any luck lately.
>>53259794nah, they'll let us default. they understand what the consequences are if we continue down the path we are on. they'll do the right thing and right the wrongs of our past.
>>53259738So what the law says. Have $25,000 and ask Fidelity to enable it for your account
>>53259819The jews have tricked these goyim into thinking its normal, I pity the goys who fall for their tricks>>53259820
>>53259807Fidelity never locked me out of trading...ever. It wasn't just meme stocks. That is why i swapped to fidelity. Why put your money in a broker that decides what is best for their interests, not yours?
Spy puts 390 someone fucking help me
>>53259807Don't worry about it. Every poster here has a degen RH account theyre embarrassed to admit to.
>>53259807>name something besides the brockerage locking you out of tradesmoron
>>53259838last time we went, she spent 7 hours playing black jack and we lost like 500, i was bored out of my mind. i was thinking about entering the sunday nl hold em tournament though.
>>53259846I'm already able to day trade, but I can't yolo my whole stack multiple times a day to scalp profits off momentum. It's all fucked
>>53259820Look, in all seriousness Robinhood is a good way to start trading. It's simple, it's straightforward and it gets the job done. But I use WeBull because it gives me far more information and more options. I Manage a friend of mine's Robinhood and my own WeBull account, and just looking at the same stock on both is a world of difference. On WeBull, I can see the full company history, 52 week highs and lows, reports on the company, earnings, my position, dividend yields and dates, etc and a full detailes chart. On Robinhood there's an unlabeled line that's either green or red, and it only shows the past 5 years of a company.Great for beginners, terrible for serious traders. Oh, not to mention their profit method: They sell for slightly more than their customers ask in order to generate their profit, which nearly bankrupted them during the whole GME thing back in the day.
>he didn't buy buy during the dip for the past 4 months lmao. almost every stock that was down in 2022 for me is coming backthe recession is over boyz
Test
>>53259883>Look, in all seriousness Robinhood is a good way to start trading. It's simple, it's straightforward and it gets the job done. But I use WeBull because I'm black.ftfy
Power Hour
>>53259883>manage a friend of mine RH accountA market wide liquidation can't come soon enough
>>53259892If only you could fix your broken penis. Lol. ED baggies.
>>53259867You're lucky that after 7 hours she only lost $500. I went to greektown with my cousin and he lost $500 in like 30 minutes. I had just got a beer and sat down at the video poker machine when his dumb ass ran out of money. I made him take a cab back to the hotel.
>>53259880Maybe get a bigger account.
>>53259892I never said I was black, what?It provides more data and doesn't lock me out of my stocks. I hear Fidelity is pretty good too. What are you on about?
>>53259883>manage a friend of mine RH accountIsn't this illegal if you aren't recognized as a professional?
>they're trying to hold the BBBY line @ 3.69 for the memesare you idiots really going to hold BBBY shares through the long weekend? Monday the market is closed
>>53259827>>53259828>>53259851>>53259866>IB, Webull, and a few others switched to sell only tooRobinhood is unironically the best trading platform out there. Best UI, best mobile app, Gold is paying 4% APY and pays out monthly, no fees. Trading View + Robinhood is literally the golden trader combo unless you're 8 figs, which only one or two anons here are. Cope, seethe, and dilate.
>>53259883RH makes profit though payment for order flow
> he bought at 3
>>53259909Nigger, you think it's normal for a settlement on a trade to take 3 days in 2023? This isn't 1986 anymore pops, the digital age should have instant settlements. No wonder cryptobros are so Chad
>>53259914Not in my state.Also, I do have a business degree in the field and we have a written agreement so it's legal. Finally, he has given me repeated and full permission to trade for him, and the account is his, he figured that rather than trade on the app based on my advice he could just let me trade for him.
>>53259468>as the remainder of fed meetings for the year where powell refuses to lower rates will wear out/bore bulls into submissionI agree till the last word quoted.Personally, I believe that the euphoria and anticipation of>muh pivot>muh rate drops>muh QE resumewill last way longer than people anticipate.After the SPX hitting 4250-4350pts within the first half of the year, I suppose there'll be a lull of summer where a small, slow and lacklustre downward crabfest brings the SPX lower but well above 4000pts until the autumn/fall year end euphoria returns and puts us close to ATH until spring 2024.Then people will wonder why rates haven't been lowered, money printer isn't brrr'ing again and Powell is still talking about inflationary dangers.Higher for longer, they'll eventually realise...Then we go lower; lower than the 2022 lows.
>>53259925Imagine the smell
>>53259927Cringe shill go kys
>SI dumps all day>my put hardly moves>it recovers slightly, still fucking red>my put drops to negativeGoddamn
how do I make a living with little money with stock trading?
>>53259961>defending the kikes that are actively gatekeeping lamboland from youWhy do you do this?
>>53259927Naw, go ahead and cope more. I love that Fidelity bends over backwards for me. Not to mention I'm reaching for that $1,000,000 phone number goal
>>53259939Yes, it's the same standard it's been for as long as I know. Should instant settlement be possible? Sure. There were huge complaints about this when Robinhood froze GME purchases because no one's funds had settled back during the squeeze.In the end though, I doubt it'll change for another decade. You'll just have to deal with it.
>>53259939They do it to fuck you my man, of course it's nonsensical for a trade to take multiple days to settle. They just wheel and deal your cash for an extra 72 hours to squeeze a few more cents out of it.
>>53259886talk to you in a couple months lol
>>53259968Suck a lot of dicks, then come back when you have money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cwHnQ7XsgPOWER HOURALL IN MSFT. CHECK THE 30M
NEGG bros.... its over.
>>53259968It looks like you have to use Robinhood for a chance to even swing your stack like a big dick bloke with big balls. Everyone else seems to need 3 fucking days to "settle" your funds. 3 DAYS
Bond funds and ETF a good buy this year?
>>53259968Be very good at it. Odds are you are not very good at it.
>>53259883webull imo actually, unironically has the one of the best interfaces for watching charts and level 2 data / order book - it also charges the least out of any broker, only $1.99 a month for this datawith that said, their interface for actually trading is some dirty asshole butt shitfor trading>robinhood has the most user friendly viewing of options / chain + performance>thinkorswim / tda have the best overall interface for viewing positions and executing trades, in customizations, fills, everything>tastytrade has the most user friendly interface for trading 'advanced' option strategies, beta weighted delta, IV, IV rank, etcthere is no reason why you guys can't / don't use multiple brokers, and view different things on different platformswebull has solid charts and level 2 data
>>53259977>lambolandNigger tier taste to boot, lol zero chance you're over 20
~120,000 calls and ~ 165,000 puts will expire worthless if BBBY finishes today below 4$ but above 3.50$
>>53259978>$1,000,000 phone number goalWhat is this? Fidelity gives you a secret line to call if you're middle class (low 7 figures)?
>>53259968If you have almost no money to trade with you need to focus on income first. make small trades to learn the market while you accumulate cash.
>>53260001Really? I have an TD Ameritrade account set up, I don't fucking trust Robinhood after the whole GME shit. I wanna quit being a wagie too.
> he bought at $3
>>53260014Max pain.
>>53260005Then should I learn how to properly do option trading and shit? I do wanna learn how to though.
>>53259968You need money to make money. I make safe trades and generally stick to long tern positions that I wax and wane for day gains. I do this with about 1500 bucks or so and I only make about 3-5 bucks a day in trading profit, but it is profit. More money you have, more you can make. You could make more with volatile stocks, but you could also lose more.
>>53260008Nice astroturf, kike. 72 hour settlements must have been thought up in Tel-Aviv, it has to be the most jewish rule I've ever seen. Did it take 3 days for a trade to go through in 1927? LMFAO
>>53260024I do have a couple grand to invest, I don't wanna be too crazy while I'm learning how to make a profit.
>>53260035
>>53260049>properly>option tradingdon't
>>53260036precisely. this is why i dont mess wtih 1dte options
>>53260016At a certain point, was one million in investments before, fidelity would give you your own phone number to call and a rep would be assigned to you to give instant customer support. They revamped their own rewards program though >https://www.fidelity.com/rewards/overview
>>53260035>>53259938
>>53260049Take the Boglepill, then the Lynchpill, then the Talebpill. Only then can you harvest gigagains from options.
>>53260078Theres been a lot of max pain scenarios play out in this market over the last year. Bulls and bears losing their asses.
>>53260001anon, multiple people have tried to explain to you today that this is an SEC rule related to cash accounts, that if you are trading in a cash account it has to wait for settlement before you can use those fundsyou can convert your account to a margin account and you do not need the funds to settle - and since you're at 40k as you said, you will be above the 25k minimum where you can enter / exit as much as you want, with no timeframepls.. just listen..
>>53260049Options trading is just gambling. Trading individual stocks is just gambling, unless you have inside information about a company which is insider trading and illegal. Only buying and holding indexes funds is actual investing.
>>53260076Then should I just invest in stocks for the short term?
THEY SHOULD BE SELLING BEFORE THE WEEKEND TO LOCK IN PROFIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>53260108>convert your account to a margin account and you do not need the funds to settle - and since you're at 40k as you said, you will be above the 25k minimum where you can enter / exit as much as you want, with no timeframe>pls.. just listen.Anon. I cannot turn my Roth IRA into a margin account
>>53260086>professionally managedlol
I just bought some kold.This is officially your bottom signal for natty gas
there should be a correction very soon in markets and euro/usd, and some commodities
>>53259564lmao
>>53260131a roth IRA is a cash account.. this is FINRA / IRS rules it's not the broker
COINkeks lets gooo
This is the most bullish reversal setup I've ever seen.
Is SPY going to close above 400??
>>53260151>natty gasMore like Nattie Ass
holidays are bad for gains. the market should be open 24/7
YOURE A REAL NEGGER NOW HARRY
>>53260161Yes, and FINRA / IRS rules means JEW rules!
>>53260115I do know it has to with gambling that the stocks will do well in the near future however I'm a newfag to this shit so I wanna know where can I start learning.
>>53259345the Fed prints money and loans it to the Government, reaching the debt limit would mean the government can't take more loans>>53259433>Why do they do this, brosbecause they got the President by the balls and want to remind him who's the boss
>>53260062Meds
How do I check the short ratio and whatever else I need to know to know how risky it is to short SBNY?
>>53260195>i wanna know where can I start learningGet as far away from this general as possible. Nobody here makes money. And when they do they think they're geniuses and lose it all the next day.
>he fell for the Doom and gloom schizo narrative that it's overWhen will you accept it? We're down 15% a year into the big crash. Earnings are holding up. Housing is not in free fall. Jobs are plentiful. Inflation is coming down in line with Fed expectations. The economy is resilient and can handle higher for longer. Europe has already bottomed. China is reopening. All bobo headlines like credit suisse, rail way strikes, diesel shortages turned out to not be a big deal. This is what a soft landing looks like.
>>53260238>Nobody here makes money.You're projecting.
>>53260228You'd have to be Jewish to check that
>>53260101yep, just the MM's making money on fees and spreads
bobos we had a good run, but it's time to call it quits and switch to the other side, there's no stopping this rally...
>>53260210if somebody calls you a kike, it might not be the best idea to respond with a post recommending they take psychotropic drugs cause that's just about the most jewey thing a person can do
>>53259664that would be awersome
>>53260151>Natural gas at 1 year low>Goes shortCome on man. I'm not saying it's not possible that it goes lower, but do you seriously think this is a good place to go short?
>>53260247Nope.>>53260250She'll be doing porn in the near future
>>53260242True.
Come crab with me, Anon.
>>53260272>claims everyone loses>never mentioned a winning tradePost portfolio, fatboy
>>53259968Can't. In order to make meaningful gains with smol monies you have to gamble fairly recklessly. If gamble you can lose all of smol monies instead of doubling smol monies. You need large monies to make low risk gains on market.
>>53260268no
>>53260272>Nope.Can't argue with that.
>>53260287I'm the only trader in /smg/ history that's ever made money and I pulled all of my money out because SPY is going to sub 200
>>53260195read a couple books / watch some youtube vids and boom, never have to work again. it's pretty based. enjoy your riches
You told me SPY was going to 300
I'm fighting the Fed. I'm beating the market. I've got hundreds of KO and TKO.
>>53260324we're going to retest the october lows next week bud, just stick with it.
>>53260324I specifically said SPY 400 EOW multilple times
>>OP>WMT has a PE of 45How in the absolute fucking shit can anyone justify this? What will need to happen for all these retarded overpriced low growth boomer stocks to finally crash?
did you load up on APRN fellas?
LadsI'm thinking its SQQQ slurpin time
>>53260330Who are you?
>ARKK pumps even higherBobros... what did I do...
Fuck,no not my 4K line
>>53260250is she on a vibrator?>>53260195>wanna know where can I start learningbuy the index
HOLY SHITTHOSE CANDLESIS THIS........ IS THIS THE BIG ONE?!??!?!
>>53260337No I dont want to losers money LOL
This is what retard strength euphoria looks like.
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4000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!can you 5000? bobo
WHAT ARE WE SWINGING ON THE LONG WEEKEND ANONS!?!?
>>53260287Almost no one posts their portfolio for what Im sure are the following reasons>very schizo>4 figures or less accounts
N-rally
>>53260357fried chicken, cold beer, and my favorite pair of jeans.
>>53260328thisI got my Jun puts in just now. No more trading for me this quarter
>>53260242I will return. Soon....
>>53260361I post my fidelity account all the time. But, yes it is rare for anyone to post their positions.
>>53260361>4 figures or less accounts
AQB AQB AQB!
4000 on the sp500 during Bobos big 1929 market crash.
>He isn't buying COIN for the insane markup come Tuesday as BTC is about to break $20k for the first time in months. KekAfter BBY the redditfags from WSB will flock to COIN. Get in before they do or miss out massively.
>They're not short natgasIts like you hate money
>>53260380>wearing jeans At Home>not wearing comfy full body bear suit
not selling my puts mumu
>>53260195Go to the bogleheads
>>53260394not this shit again
>>53260195If you wanna make money, and I really mean make money, Be prepared to play the long game. It's a slow process, one that ramps up as it continues, but it will take a WHILE to get there. Here is a winning strategy. It's boring because it's slow, but it's worked for nearly a century:>NEVER put money into the stock market that you'll need to take out within a few years.>Invest diversely. Find companies in multiple different markets and invest in them, do not put all of your money in one market>Diversify IN those markets, if you can, buy two or three companies in a given market (for instance, don't just but KO, buy PEP and KO for pepsi and coke).>The top two pieces of advice can be circumvented with an ETF (Exchange traded fund) if you're short on cash, they have a small maintainance fee BUT they are made up of numerous stocks rather than just one, and give you diversity for a good price.>In ALL cases, ETFs, stocks, etc, look at the history of the company. If it trends upward over years, it's probably safe. If it's all over the place, be cautious. If it trends down, consider it for day trading but not for long term.Follow these and put in small amounts of money over time (I recommend a portion of each paycheck you can afford to keep in the market).Good luck anon, you can do it.
>>53260392Yes, it's why I can't take most stock recommendations here seriously when it could be some guy trying to shill his stock in hopes that many see and buy it, thus pumping his $800 all in investment to $820.
>>53260423Mutant Fish don't care about the laws of nature or man. They do what they please.
and just like that, we are never going above 4K again
>>53260435Getting a few other anons to buy a stock won't pump the price
>>OPBut Jerome.... you... you promised
it's our time now
>>53260409i don't have a full body bear suit, i got a full body cow pajama suit my gookfu bought me in korea. it's even got a zipper poop chute so you don't have to take the whole thing off to take a shit.
>>53260453Yeah a few buys wont but the thesis is that if enough people do it will, why else do shills keep shilling their stocks?
>>53260446>algorithms filled 4k for the crash memesit's over
>>53260361We've got one dude with 3.x million (mostly Boomer funds though) and a couple with accounts in the mid 1 millions. Literally everyone else is in six or five figure hell.
>>53260433for 99% of people buying spy or sometimes spy-2x or similar, regularly or slight dips will be the best stratbut there are people who make shit tons of money those are who trade regularly. stock pickers who pick handful of stonks based on fundamentals etc. thats most braindead strat and has worst outcomes it is just basic statistics as 80% of stonks underperform indexes. still people do that even large funds.
>>53260405>so many words>yet communicates no information I hate women so much it's unreal
>>53260486Who's "we"?
>>53260442Post ur P/L
>>53260471They just want company for the ride, if it goes down they can at least feel better about themselves because other people are suffering with them
>>53260405>I rentlol wtf she makes at least $200,000 a year. Bitch can afford to buy a house but most of all she can definitely afford the nicest electric hotplate out there
>>53260501The collective, FINRA-registered hedge fund known as /smg/.Since it sounds like you're new here, be advised you are currently in our public discussion thread and as such will need to send a check for your $1000 posting fee to our office in Long Island. Don't blame us - it's either that or we report you to the SEC because we're both in hot water.
OH GREAT ANOTHER ONE OF MY FRIENDS TEXTED ME AN UNSOLICITED YOUTUBE LINK!!!!!!!! NO CONTEXT NO ADDITIONAL TEXT JUST A LINK!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK GOD FOR THAT SO FUNNY!!!!!!!
>>53260514Renting is a legit short real estate play though
>>53260530Just enjoy your friends banter john its ez
>>53259672>damn, schrodinger! dont let your cat out. he's messing with neighborhood's space-time AGAIN
To the fag that shorted NVDAI am up 35% on my position
>>53260510Everyone should always DYOR. If you buy blindly you deserve to lose your money. Now buy COIN if you want to make money come Tuesday. As everyone can verify BTC is sbout to break $20k.
>>53260565>As everyone can verify BTC is sbout to break $20kWhy would I not just buy BTC???
Please go down already
Still time to buy BOIL
>>53260175
>>53260574I cut my losses in sqqq. Can’t fight the bull rally this month
I do not like these market conditions. I do not understand what is happening. I'm all in on $JEPI and doubting myself.
Santa Rally came, it just had shipping delays
$80 WTIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHAJUmWhIsA
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Looks like you won MUMU, hold your calls through the weekend. There is no way this market can go tits up.
Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon? How did the week go?!
what a weekhave markets been like this pre covid too?
yield curve sussin fr
>>53260606Why pump my bag instead of sending SHIB to my file name SHIB address?
>>53260614My blade hungers from more tech tranny blood
>>53260604I know it's going to dump next week,I just need to hold on until then
>>53260631+6% today and about ~+20% on the week.
how was this entire week green literally not a single red day?
>>OPlet's say you found a good patch of land and were able to find contact info of the owner. would you cold call/email them? how would you do it without coming as threatening, scary or some shit?
JUST GONNA STATE THE OBVIOUS:INFINITE FAGGOT BUCKS (I.E. THE USD SHITCOIN) WERE THROWN AT WHATEVER VOLUME SELL OFF TRIED TO HAPPENTHE U.S. FINANCIAL ESTABLISHMENT LITERALLY JUST FED US ALL BAD NEWS AND THEN PUMPED THE MARKETIT WAS A TOTAL CON JOBTHE U.S. FEDERAL ESTABLISHMENT IS A BUNCH OF SCAM ARTIST FUCKHEADS AND OUR PRESIDENT IS AN IRISH TRAVELER AND A PUPPET
>>53260662one day I'm going to find out what skywater isI'm sure of it
>>53260631+8.47% for 2023+0.13% for 2022
>>53260661>I know it's going to dump next week
Big Bussy & Beyond Baggies
>>53260631
>>53260631>XLB: 0.65%>XLC: 0.31%>XLE: 0.13%>XLF: 0.78%>XLI: -0.15%>XLK: 0.29%>XLP: 0.44%>XLRE: -0.63%>XLU: -0.38%>XLV: 0.47%>XLY: 0.95%>Me: 1.05%MEXX isn't my top performer but certainly my funnest.
>>53260575Amongst others: Less direct exposure to the volatilty of crypto, better liquidity, less hassle (no wallet/third party exchange), you will have skin in the game when it comes to crypto as a whole, and you dont even need to chose coin A, B or C or Z. Coinbase also has the advantage of being the biggest American regulated exchange and is trading at 80% from ATH. Especially with all the bad press about shady exchanges nowadays, being invested in a reputable American exchange is a huge asset. Huge opportunity.
>>53260691Why didn't you convert your lukoil?Gonna get fucked on liquidation now.
>>53260679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErRzxyp0VQQSmall US semiconductor.
>futures
>>53260667It's cause the USD tanked. Yeah I lost a bunch of money too and it might go even more green as investors flee the USD on the change of a US government defalt
>>53260667Green line go up
>>53260709I didn't want to find out about it this soon
>>53260716yeah pretty muchthe move in the DXY (and to a lesser degree bonds) but 90% DXY was the reason behind the rally this weeklong dollar capitulation
>>53260550It's not banter, they don't even include any commentary. Just a link
>>53260706How exactly was I supposed to do that? People who did that got liquidated any way. You can ask but they ended up getting fucked.
>>53260716>US government defalt
>>53259601Lmao
>>53260716The dollar is unironically strong
>>53260742Just check the funny youtube link and respond with lol
>>53260631Too lazy to check my weekly result, but I made 1.7% today.Finally decided to realize gains on the basket of tax-loss loser trades I picked up in late December.
>>53260742>>53260761>Just check the funny youtube link and respond with loldont do this. reply asking what it is, taking all of the fun out of it, and destroying the relationship.
It's the weekend, where's everybody skiing/snowboarding at?Big Bear? Smuggler's Notch? Sierra Nevada? Crans Montana?
It's been an okay week, decent for trading. I unironically think that shitposting here during the day helped, just by keeping my occupied and my buying finger busy, so I don't take any trades when I shouldn't because I'm bored. I just need to make sure I don't actually listen to anything anyone posts here. That said, I hope you made some money.
>>53260747You really think a new republican congress is gonna allow the debt ceiling to go past $31T way ahead of time? Its gonna be a political shitshow
>>53260754The dollar has been unironically weakening. Lagarde found her nuts.
>>53260631-.14% today but up 8% YTD so far.
>>53260754lol
>>53260746>How exactly was I supposed to do that?No idea. Probably would've had to contact your broker and gotten another account somewhere that supports MOEX so you could redirect them do it. In the end you'd just be stuck with Russian shares for 3-5 years most likely. Not sure if that's any better.I'm pretty sure I'm getting fucked on the 5k of RSX I bought with no way out. Already got an $8 divvy from the first position liquidation.
>>53260631Clutching cash like a faggot at my broker but my crypto account is bathed in green
>>53260799Even the tea party era couldn't stop shit, best thing they'll get is money in the bill to stfu
>>53259805Days over with now. Till Tuesday. Are you fucking with me because I took this juicy bait
>>53260829>up 8% YTD so far.Nice. What plays?
>>53260799Gov shutdown again?
>>53260831Zoom out
>>53260831>It requires more weaker dollars to buy anything, even share of stock.
>>53260795Fuck I miss skiing and lodge food + hot cocoa. I need a northern vacation again. I think ill buy a ticket in advance for next winter.
>>53260433Thanks Anon, I do gotta start somewhere so I guess this would a good starting point for me. Hopefully midway of this year I can make some money cause fuck being a wagie.
>>53260631crabbed, i think i might be down half a percent or so
>>53260861Not yet. They do Jew accounting trickery for a few months and the actual X date is, like, August at the earliest.
>>53260754>The dollar is unironically strongagainst meme currencies like euros and yens
>>53260831>9 months of gains>all lost in 3 months>rate cuts haven't even started yetWe're gonna see DXY mid-80s by the end of this saga aren't we?
>>53259883Webull let me buy a shit stock then said whoops didn't mean to allow that one to be bought the locked it. I had tonsit there and watch the price fall and no one could buy
>>53260799They can't print their way out of this one
>>53260852Mostly calls I sold on SENS and some SCCO I took profits on.
>>53260898What currency isn't a meme then, they’re all shit compared to the dollar
>>53260912>money doesn't solve all problemslook idk how you got here but I'd like you to leave immediately
>>53260905DXY is like incest - it's all relative. If the US economy is getting heemed badly enough for rate cuts, you can bet Japan and Europe will be hurting worse.
>>53260606The stock market has nothing to do with actual economic conditions. You should think of it as a casino that runs based on emotions.
>>53260929>7% inflation>money printing alreadyeasy money has created a generation of braindead investors
Fucking reach a new low already!My life savings is tied up in puts.
>>53260422>>53260343>>53260322Thanks for the advice, I'll go check this shit out so I can get started and like how I mentioned to other Anon, I hope by midway through the year I make some money
I am up 12,7% YTD, but only started trading stocks (again) since monday.
>>53260864ding ding ding
>>53259991Bring your neggers back on Tuesday bro. We will get the auction going again. Most people are about to start gambling crypto for the weekend
>>53260976>>53260976>>53260976
>>53260925at this point, they are all memes
>>53260115Insider trading is no longer illigal. Just need to tell any jew about it before hand and you are in the clear
>>53259858Im TD actually...soon to be shwabbd
>>53260471Some anon just got me 40%gains today. It's insane to take financial advice from this board but we live in insane times. I personally like the people on this site
>>53260565Post your bald head
>>5326063140%^
>>53261452????
>>53260631up every day
>>53260631made two grand riding SQQQ up yesterday morning at open for 15 minutes. I also make $290k and did literally 1.5 hours of work this week, I AM LIVING THE LIFE BABY