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Sneed

this gay market has no idea what to do anymore

first for fuck da joos

SIKE market

A RIDDLE!
If it is all priced in, then why does the price change?

>inflation is over
>please stop hiking
>it's not because our shit is fucked
>please stop
>We're begging you
And that's why the market is going up.

>>53255008
>that's why the market is going up.
delusional

>>53255008
>bulls are pretending core inflation didn't rise again
They are addicted to QE

Friendly reminder to pay your taxes

Is this a military history /smg/ of the red candle vs green candle wars?

And just like that Spy (Ticker: SPY) will never be below 395 again

>>53255028
CPI did not rise. Face it, we're seeing disinflation. Why do you need to keep fighting the fed????

Can some one link up hole guy with the new /biz/ball? I need it.

>>53254935
Market Today

Payday so I did my monthly $250 deposit on my taxable boomer account. Today I bought
>1x VDE
>1x VFH
>3x F
What did you buyed today anon?

>>53255043
>not realizing that inflation doesn't matter
>not realizing what matters is the recession
>not realizing that we're seeing a collapse in energy due to demand destruction
>not realizing we are seeing deflation for the wrong reasons
>not realizing we're seeing deflation due to economic contraction reasons
>not realizing that economic contraction will affect earnings
ISHYGDDT
2022 narrative: inflation
2023 narrative: recession

>>53255054
I just realized bizball is the Loc Nar.

how do I get federal reserve shares?

>>53255055
I'm hoping PRTY dips to 0.34 so I can get 100 shares with a decent chance of prices increasing.

And just like that National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations (Ticker: NASDAQ) will never be below 10,000 again

Please validate my decision to buy puts expiring next Friday on bbby

>>53254970
Been the same for a while. Trading in the first hour, especially half hour, is the most difficult. I still sit it out sometimes if mr. crab is on speed.

>MARA

>>53255073

there are people in this very thread that formed their opinions based on grifting youtube doomers

>>53255076
Get a refferal from your local Rabbi

anybody got some oil baron pics? lost my folder

you know, the one with the suncore oil pepe. that one was a good one

>>53255065
Lol none of that can be backed up with ACTUAL proof. LMFAO why do you insist on being retarded, when it's obvious we're heading for a soft landing.

TICK index is being a boring little bitch. Even at the 10 o'clock news. I hate Fridays. What do I do to entertain myself over the weekend? Trading crypto is boring as fuck.

>>53255095
I love you autistic niggers.

>>53255105
>anybody got some oil baron pics?
This one's my favorite.

>>53255096
Figuring out Money is a very informed individual that looks at price action with an objective eye and makes educated and well thought out conjectures.

Mannarino said in his last video that we're going to see a brutal worldwide financial crisis/recession but the stock market wont fall.

what did he mean by this?

>>53255110
>none of that can be backed up with ACTUAL proof
WFC just reported a 57% decrease in a single quarter for their home lending
is that proof for you?
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/13/wells-fargo-wfc-q4-earnings-2022.html
>The bank said its home lending revenue was down 57% this quarter.

Dividends > share buybacks

>>53255076
the federal reserve shares pay a dividend equal to 10year yield or 6%, whatever is less. kinda shitty tbqh

>>53255089
first hour is the highest volatility though volatility = opportunity. You just need to watch and learn and spot patterns in the open. Start thinking about how market makers are setting things up for that first hour since that is where the majority of non algo trading will happen. If you just wait until after the first hour you are just trading with the algos which is great they are just as predictable as the open but like I said less opportunity.

>>53255122
it cant fall if its bricked due to a cyber attack

Far too many wagies in these threads recently..mhmm, mhmm.
Anyways, wageslaves, how goes your work today? Did you make the boss a couple extra bucks?

Why are there 4 /smg/s in the catlög?

>>53255147
>making the boss extra bucks
in this economy, my employees are lucky they get to keep their jobs.

>>53255147
No. Working from home. Gonna get my drivers license renewed and lunch on some Chicago dogs

>yield curve

>>53255105

>>53255118
>Figuring out Money
>Silva
i wouldn't trust a monkey with my money

>>53255164
Rest of board died.

>>53255124
WFC are prolific liars. If you trust them, I have a pile of gold colored shit to sell you at current gold prices.
>>53255177
checked
About damn time it died. It's 95% pajeets, anyway.

>>53255164
We RUN THIS SHIT.

Reminder, the /biz/ball is never wrong. Feel free to strongly interpret the /biz/ball.
>>53253857

>>53255171
I'm a retard so I don't understand bonds. bearish or bullish?

>>53255177
weird. Crypto is buzzing and profiting from dxy having broken his 5 year support and dozens of legacy companies jumping on board while BIS is heavily shilling CBDCs.

I guess red days are just impossible now

>>53255112
Made one with greens for when the meltup (tm) really gets going.

the bears really are sleeping. i have had this less than 2 weeks

>>53255191
Sort of a mix between crab and bull from my perspective

>>53255186
>WFC is lying about doing very badly
lmao. do you also lie and say you committed a murder when you didn't?
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/13/citigroup-shares-decline-after-bank-reports-21percent-decline-in-fourth-quarter-profit.html
Citigroup also saw a 21% decline in 4th quarter profits
is this proof for you

huh my canadian banks are just crabbing.. some are just green

COIN be really finnae do sum

>>53255206
there should be a retrace, with a modest earning season and another .5% rape hike in February

>>53255209
Hold on, anon, I think someone's at the door now...

>>53255209
Thanks anon

DXY flipped negative again. The race to exit dollar positions continues.

I just found out how absolutely fucking retarded I am. When buying options on Robinhood, I would just enter quantity blindly and never change the price. So if the ask was .87 and the bid was 1.17, I would pay 1.17 and always wonder why I was suddenly down hundreds. I thought this was just how options worked

I have 700 shares of TQQQ

>>53255236
I don't disagree, but vix is dangerously low. I wouldn't be surprised if we enter full euphoria over and vix gets crushed further. Bears need to do something fast to get vix over 20 and a close under the 200 ma.

>RATE HIKES WILL CAUSE A CRASH
>nothing happens
>HAWKISH FED WILL CAUSE A CRASH
>nothing happens
>MARGIN CALLS SOON
>nothing happens
>HOUSING MARKET COLLAPSE
>nothing happens
>BAD EARNINGS WILL CAUSE A CRASH
>bank earnings range from on target to huge beats
Okay what's next on the list? Banks strong, unemployment low, everything looks fine if not amazing right now. Go on tell me what the next bearish plan is so I can specifically trade against it.

>bro a credit event will happen, just nobody knows who and when!!!!
Yeah and your wife will cheat on you, I don't know who or when either.

>>53255191
almost fully inverted, we're close to recession
then, time to buy and check out for a decade

what are you daytrading today?

>>53255221
>is this proof for you
I don't trust a thing Citigroup says, anon. GS or JPM sources, only!
>>53255264
Where is the "DXY will bounce off 103" anon

>>53255271

OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO

>>53255278
FOMC at the end of the month is probably our next spicy catalyst.

can you imagine being so broke you try to meme a coin to /smg/ posters

>just learned about good faith violations and free riding in trading cash accounts
What is the fucking point of being able to day trade ($25k+) if I have to wait 3 days for my funds to settle in order to sell a security I bought?
I should've stayed with robinhood baka...

SVFAW - absolute degen play

>>53255278
>Okay what's next on the list
This post.It's a top signal

VIX about to be fucking 17 (one year low) and DXY at 102 and bull nigs still buying spoos with rates at 5% into a recession

this next wave down is the "big one". Accounts will be fucking melted. And you deserve it for your greed

>>53255298
>Where is the "DXY will bounce off 103" anon
The beauty of anonymity is that no one ever has to admit they're sometimes wrong.

>>53255324
vix is going to single digits

When people talk about earnings as if the pandemic didn't just happen I can only conclude that they're disingenuous and have some sort of ulterior motive - or they're just monumentally retarded. Yeah okay, ignore the massive runup in 2020-2021 and just point to the "decline" going on right now, as if we aren't just returning to the historic continuous uptrend. Honestly I don't want to believe that you guys are this stupid but you prove me right every day.

>>53255279
Vix being low is an excellent opportunity to load up on hedges for euphoria, but I am more worried about not seeing any real support for dxy until 90

>>53255278
>Go on tell me what the next bearish plan is so I can specifically trade against it.
Geopolitical catalyst, that creates an unforeseen binary event leading to a 51% decline in the Dow Jones Industrial Average while gold and silver soar to record highs.

>>53255278
>market hasn’t gone up in 2 years
>nothing happened
Ok retard

>>53255328
>no one ever has to admit they're sometimes wrong.
I'M JUST EARLY!!!!!!!

this is so utterly obnoxious i am actually relieved to be financially ruined

Been a productive morning. Each one of these systems has about $700 in parts and take me about an hour to build. Once mounted onto the $40 shell they’re being sold for $2300 each. This job has 4 so I’ll just make 2 more and call it an early Friday. Mount them, wire the pumps, crate them and ship them on Monday.

tfw nothing can stop this rally

Coin just hit 50 dollarinoos sers
BUY BUY BUY

uh guys maybe giving a short ARKK position an equal weight with my other positions was a mistake after all. This thing moves like a shitcoin and dwarves anything else I have.

>>53255298
here. jumped ship at the rebound to 105.

>>53255378

STOP BUYING!!!!

btw told you guys a couple days ago that NEGG may squeeze next Friday and it looks like I'm right so get in if you like money

>put money in the Dow in 1983 for 20 years
> it’s ten times your money back
>put money in the Dow in 2003
>not even three times your money back
What will be the return if you put money in the Dow now in 20 years? There’s no fucking way you’re retarded enough to believe we will have anything close to the same level of economic prosperity we had from 1983-2003, let alone even close to 2023-2043.

>>53255304
Now you're starting to see just how stacked against you the markets are. Yeah sure lil guy, you can day trade if you have 25k, we'll just make sure you have to take a lil 72 hour break whenever you sell. Oh, unless you have a shit ton of money - you do have a shit ton of money right??

>>53255324
>WE'RE GOING INTO A RECESSION WHY ARE YOU BUYING
lmao cope harder you fucking faggot

>>53255375
Where does all the extra money from the sales go, since you're charging like 300% of the production costs? Please tell me it's not just going to your boomer boss who is also probably a landlord or some shit

>>53255116
kek

>>53255173
thanks based fren

>SI pumping
Such fake bullshit

>>53255378
I fucking despise brown people, absolutely repulsive.

>>53255414
Why the fuck wouldn't we have MORE prosperity now that technology is growing exponentially and there are more highly skilled people on the planet than ever?

>>53255415

>lmao cope harder you fucking faggot

why are you even allowed to post when your account is down -27%, faggot? Do you honestly think anybody gives a shit about your bagholding opinion? ISM/PMIs are literally already printing recessionary/contraction numbers and only 50 bps of hikes are ACTUALLY in effect

Scary is your Scooby Snack of choice, /smg/?

And just like that, nothing ever happened
Captcha was PJS SPX, bullish for those who trade in their PJs

>>53255421
here is more

I have 25k sitting in cash in my IRA.
Should I buy some stuff with it (probably just boomer ETFs), or will there be a decent pull back anytime soon for a better entry?

crab day

>>53255438
man western animation is always terrible across the board huh

>>53255415
The money goes into the business, to my boomer boss who was already born wealthy, into my paycheck and yearly bonus. Why wouldn’t the owner be making money?

Alright lads, Berlin weather forecast is showing that it'll finally get bellow 0 Celsius consistently from now on. Time to slurp BOIL now for some tasty tendies in the coming days.

>BTC rallying from 16k to 19k in one week
>he doesn't have any BTC miner positions
explain yourself.

>>53255431
>more highly skilled people on the planet than ever
Also more retards and darkies

Buddy check bitcoin computer

>>53255445
Why worry about entry points with something youre going to be holding for 30+ years?

GET
MORE
BULLISH

>>53255414
>cope
Money printer go brrrrrrrr. Feds will now target double digit inflation numbers

>>53255470
>>53255474
but i was told crypto is decoupled from stocks

>>53255479
Based boglehead

>>53255258
Please sir, I watched and I learned.

Thought we were supposed to die horribly today?

Post yfw you're not a BBBY baggie

>>53255437
>AKSHULLY
Lmao

>>53255462
So your born-rich boss overprices the boxes, pockets the grand majority of it to buy boats or riding mowers or other extraneous expensive boomer bullshit, and you get an average paycheck out of the deal? I will never understand why people want to keep propping shit like this up.

>>53255445
200-day MA is going up.

>>53255452
Didn't used to be. Used to be the standard actually. Loony Tunes/Warner Brothers, Walt Disney (classic), Even Hanna-Barbara which was meant to be simple and cheap was pretty easy to look at... most of the time.
I've noticed that "adult" animation of the modern era tends to look just... ugly. I'm okay with the Mayt Groening style like the Simpsons but Family Guy, The Rick and Morty style, the "Thick Line Style" (more commonly called the Cal-arts style) is just... kinda gross to look at.

>>53255479
What price will SNP 500 be at in 30 years? What will the M2 be in 30 years if you believe your making mad gains sitting and holding for the next 30 years?

>>53255499

>>53255510
How do you feel about Dr. Katz?

>>53255494
>listening to liberals
ISHYDDT

>SOXL still red

Lol. Lmao.

>>53255499
>listening to leddit
>ever
lol
lmao!

>>53255445
Buy some now and wait for the next big F.E.D. meeting for more maybe? Its only a couple of weeks out, sure to be some fuckery, maybe you’ll get the dip you want

BOIL. The time has come once again.

>>53255491
Crypto was sold as this decoupled "modern day gold" (which shows you how little crypto investors know about the purpose of gold) but its just traded as stock

>>53255522
Not a fan of the style personally. Feels like a hand drawn cross between South Park and the newer Rick and Morty style.
Still it's not as ugly as some.

This will go down in history as the first ever front runned recession. We crashed 30% BEFORE it actually started.

Insane.

>>53255324
It's fine. Crypto crash burned a good chunk of the money printed. Transitory volatility, no more than a blip like wsb.

It feels good when meme stocks and crypto go down, because they are held by members of my cohort with whom I'm directly competing.

>>53255431
because the green new deal is designed to hamper innovation, prosperity, freedom, and our way of life. the way policy makers have decided we need to live our lives is impacting our future in a way that hampers our economic growth opportunities, and it is leading to less ambition and a lazier population overall. the hard times are ahead, and we could have avoided this, but it's too late for that. we are going to have to suffer and give our surplus money to minorities and single mothers on welfare.

>>53255499
Whats amazing is this was one last chance for these retards to get out and you know there are some that kept their bags ON A FUCKING BANKRUPTCY STOCK

meme investors are complete idiots

>>53255562
I like how biden blows up their pipeline and they dont even say a fucking thing. Like how cucked can you be?

>>53255506
>So your born-rich boss overprices the boxes, pockets the grand majority of it to buy boats or riding mowers or other extraneous expensive boomer bullshit, and you get an average paycheck out of the deal?
Yes exactly. Replace boats with $30,000 shotguns and you’ve nailed it. My pay is great for having no college ($26 an hour) and last years Christmas bonus was $8,000. I’m happy with the pay and the hours (7 am to 3pm). Plus I don’t have to work overtime and if I don’t work 40 hours in a week I still get paid for 40. Why are you surprised that the owner of the business profits from it? I didn’t buy the shop, tools, or make the connections to make it in this business why would I receive the lions share of the profit? Are you the same anon from yesterday that was confused why the boxes were selling for so much

>>53255590
this is a good mentality to have anon we all cant be winners

>>53255528
>SOXL up 98% over the last 3 months
lol

>>53255588
Might it also not recover extra early then, too?

>>53255572
More like bonds than stock, especially alt coins with "doxed devs"

>>53255580
I was half joking because if you watched it in motion, it's nauseating.

I'm down 70% on my all chart. When do people quit the stock market? I would like to break even and take a break, but I only seem to be wrong now.

>>53255610
what about over the last 12 months

Hello /smg/ team,

I hope this post finds you all well and ready for some exciting news from your beloved CEO. As you know, we at /smg/ are always looking for ways to improve our bottom line and stay ahead of the competition. In that vein, I'm thrilled to announce that we will be undergoing a major restructuring in the coming weeks.

As part of this restructuring, we will unfortunately be saying goodbye to some of our valued team posters. But don't worry, this is only temporary and we will be sure to find them new and exciting opportunities outside of /smg/.

In all seriousness, layoffs are never an easy decision but we are doing what we must in order to ensure the long-term success of the thread. We will be providing severance packages and outplacement services to those affected, and I encourage everyone to support each other during this time.

In the meantime, let's all focus on working together to drive the business forward and come out of this restructuring even stronger.

When will things go back to normal man this economy is fucking me

>>53255375
What are these used for.

>>53255588

except the market hasn't priced in recession. It's only priced in increased rates. Actual recession fair value is 280-320

>>53255600
They had the entire week to get out with some profit. I feel no pity for 'em.

DXY going down means inflation is going up. Enjoy the retard rally though kek.

>>53255649
Metering all the cum he guzzles.

>>53255640
I dunno. He prolly doesn't either. I got in at 7.33.

>>53255431
Eco schizos have made food production more expensive, energy more expensive and less stable, and banned/restricted many legitimate technology improvements of the past century. There's been a general trend of rich getting richer while the poor stay flat these last 40 years. The reality is that the truly wealthy pay less taxes than even the middle class, compounding sheltered assets forever. Fed manipulation over several decades has produced asset multiples that seem retarded to buy into at this point. Social security is a blatant ponzi that requires infinite population growth. All of this has created a generation that simply doesn't want to work. Why buy into a broken system?
However, when no one is doing real work, unfortunately that means no real progress is being made. Outside of software, innovation has been slower than ever. The only appearance of exponential growth at this point is due to the exponential decay of the dollar. A treadmill going nowhere.

>>53255644
Fidelity has the worst UI

>>53255617
Oh, missed the joke tone, my bad.

But yeah, in general I do joke that American animation is trash, but in reality, it's trash compared to our past, and it's usually only a subset of animation that looks trash. We kind of set the standard for what animation SHOULD look like, and so many try to be edgy or "unique" and end up just looking bad.

Industrial buildout more massive than WW2 and there are anons thinking we are in recession. LOL

>>53255649
Pumping chemicals into the water supply. That’s right, I help the Jews fluoridate your water

>>53255412
>>53255412
>>53255412
*ahem*

>>53255606
I'm the same anon but I'm not confused, I know that the boxes are overpriced because your boomer boss thinks like a boomer. "I've got mine so fuck you!" "Price it what the market will bear!" Apparently this is a controversial opinion but I think it's pretty fucked up to sell something for that high of a markup when you could still be absolutely crushing it with significantly lower prices. It just snowballs down the line when products are sold for so much higher than it costs to produce them (see: the real estate market)

>>53255438
>Let's reboot that show about a group of highschoolers who solve paranormal mysteries
>Awesome idea boss, I'll start working on scripting the sex scenes
>Ok, an-... wait, what?
Are you fucking kidding me. The really can't help themselves, huh.

>>53255644
What did you invest in?

>>53255686
We could, once upon a time.

>>53255672
This could all be fixed if we just abolished the fed, returned to the gold standard and gave the green new deal faggots free helicopter rides.

>>53255642
Does this mean I have to go back to /fit/? :(

>>53255687
They legitimately don't understand because they never leave a ten mile radius

>>53255702
why would i "get in" today if it's squeezing next week?

>>53255657

>>53255716
Man say what you will about Hasbro, but for the most part (with a small list of exceptions), their cartoons look GOOD.

>>53255709
>The really can't help themselves, huh.
welcome to the party.

any etfs or stocks for profiting from Nikkei's massive downturn?

I think i'm gonna grab jersey mikes for lunch then toss some ingredients for stew in the crockpot

I want to do a crab boil to feed off this crab/pump energy the market has..

>>53255073
Kys you trash. Nobody cares about your bizball wannabe reddit même. No matter how many times you and your proxies bring it up. I hope you die slow and in pain.

>>53255709
Do I even need to check the early life section

>buying poopoo pee boomer paper
>not Bitcoin
Literally all assets will be priced in Bitcoin and you are jumping over yourselves scrambling for Boomer paper?

>>53255716
>posts a Japanese cartoon

>>53255761
Meds

>RBOB gasoline bottomed $2.05 december 8
>now at $2.50 one month later
>a 25% increase for gasoline in one month
>this surely will not impact inflation
>oil $70.11 on december 11- now $79.64 1 month later
>a 13.5% increase in one month
>this surely will not impact inflation
>copper is up 11% in one month
>this surely will not impact inflation
>the SPR needs to be refilled, driving up oil demand
>this surely will not impact inflation

>>53255764

>>53255687

the entire curve is screaming recession. I know you literally don't even know what i'm talking about, but the bond market is always correct and it says your -28% account is going to get fucking massacred even more

retard equity nigs are buying the 30 year collapsing LOL. Must be 85 IQ retards like you buying call options today

>>53255681
That would be Vanguard

I'm glad the bears are all but gone. Bears are so fucking annoying and will continue to bleed money.

>>53255771
1pbtid.
Phfphffhfphhphfhpfhfpphfhp

>>53255644
Wow that's terrible

>>53255229
Saying this since Monday, COIN is the high iq play

>>53255773
We like to have a little fun around here.

>>53255771
There is a hierarchy
At the top sits Currency
at the bottom crypto

>>53255757
>I want to do a crab boil to feed off this crab/pump energy the market has..

>Based at home Iron chef
Todays ingredient!:
Marketu Sentamentu!

>>53255783
Don't care not selling lmao your puts will be worthless just like you

>>53255784
I use fidelity for my sons brokerage account and it doesn’t show you simple things like total loss and gain. It only shows days loss. I’m sure it can be changed but they definitely don’t make it user friendly

>>53255681
Fidelity is god tier except for their mobile app and I have no idea why. Like you can even use the mobile site better than the app

>>53255361
Bearfags get the rope

>>53255783
why are you so angry lmao

>>53255720
Maybe someday. One can dream.

>>53255779
I'm ready

Just realized I have pee stains on the crotch of my jammies.

>>53255278
I’m screencapping your post and expect a full apology when my March SPY puts go back past mid-December levels and make me rich.

>>53255720
What if instead of the gold standard it was based on the sum of all commedities

KO BOOMER EXPLAIN YOURSELF

>>53255431
>more highly skilled on the planet than ever
this isn't true, the next decades are going to reveal that when infrastructure starts failing because everybody who knew how to fix it is dead

did anyone buy small caps yesterday like i said you should?

>>53255854
this is a terrible post, please go away

Good morning my school-shooter white friends. I encourage you to sell ATM straddles (hedge by buying wings) on BBBY.

You’re welcome

>>53255877
Im balancing VT with VNQ

>>53255877
I bought GD yesterday.

idk why bulls are celebrating, kind of like dropping the football before crossing the goal line

>>53255804
>The Quintessons create two races of servants and keep them at war with each other so as not to disrupt their own grasp on power
It really makes you think.

>Trump was not involved as an individual
Why is there such a fucking glass diamond steel boner for trump from the ‘legacy media’

>>53255863
>KO BOOMER EXPLAIN YOURSELF
Pepsi better.
>>53255889
No. Fuck you.

>>53255861
No because then the long nosed tiny hat wearing tribe will plant a bunch of trees and trade their fucking dead trees so they can hoard all the gold.

why is everyone here acting like "safe" boomer investing is a legitimate strategy in clownworld? who the fuck is stupid enough to hold? this is a flippers game now faggots

>>53255871
unless they get a booster every 3 months

>>53254322
Get Eustace Mullins book on the Federal Reserve too. Came out way before Griffins.

>>53255906
Reminder Megatron was a Luger.

Just got paid out $8 from RSX. Divvy bros we getting rich.

>>53255863
Not him but I tried to warn you.

>>53255921
>plant more
>value of that commodity goes down
It would correct itself anon

>>53255902
>>53255896
don't stop there, rotation is starting broskis

>>53255638
at these times? how?

>>53255942
them planting more trees would devalue the gold in that system too retard.

>>53255863
we warned you about the FTC pricing probe..
>>53208234
>>53208234

>>53255920
> No. Fuck you.

It’s free money. Look at IV risk premia on BBBY options. Sell vol rn.

>>53255412
What is negg and why will it make me money

>>53255465
>, Berlin weather forecast is showing that it'll finally get bellow 0 Celsius consistently from now on
they will just move more industries to America to save on gas and oil

>>53255915
>They found the company guilty of all (like 17) accounts
Yeah no chance of biased there, specially from the liberal fuckstain that is NY

>>53255915
It was the last time they had a growth in users that hate-read and watched them. since that went away, there is just no reason to get information from them anymore

>>53255966
No, fuck you

i'm starting to notice a trend.

bull posters: friendly, calm demeanor, good bants, eloquent, patient, understand how to build wealth

bear posters: angry, impatient, inflated egos, small accounts, live with mom, no gf

2g phenibut: ingested
beer: opened
work: ignored
yeah It's time to buy puts

>>53255966
>It’s free money.
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>>53255783
Why so defensive anon? Your shorts got stopped out again?

>>53255889
just tell me the moves and i'll do it ive got 2k to blow

Buy CCL you faggots

COIN
O
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>>53255555

>>53255980
>>53255979
Tranny jannies don’t like discussion of the bad orange man here.

>>53255975
Newegg, and have you SEEN the prices on eggs lately?

Today sucks

>>53255989
THIS POST IS BS! It pisses me off and I have NO time for it! You even know who I am! I have turned nothing into something in this market! ON TOP OF IT ALL I CARE FOR MY PARENTS AT HOME! I dont even have time for a gf with how much and how awesome I am shorting this market.

Only an idiot like you couldn't see that.

i may have permanently lost my relationship with my mum because I finally stood up for myself and set some boundaries with my stepfather
it’s probably also my fault the market is down
(dead dad anon here btw)

>>53256009
>buying cruise lines before a severe recession
ISHYGDDT
travel, especially "luxury" travel is the first to get hit / cut out of the budget

>>53254935
plz tell me bbby and aprn and gunna crash over the weekend and i dident miss another 10x

>>53256001

low IQ people make me angry. I just can't fathom your stupidity

>>53255993
that a kid anon

>>53256033
You have to be 18 to post here bub.

>>53256033
It really isn't.

>>53256015
Is it market related? If you claim it is, how so?
>>53256023
>Newegg
Is this why eggs are going up in price, so quickly? Is it some sort of "new" egg???
AI, tell me more.

>>53256033
you can’t be an adult and make peace with your mother…
>embarrassing

>>53255863
>>53255920
>KO vs PEP
>Not owning both+KDP and BUD for greater beverage profits

ISHYGDDT

>>53256033
good for you. remember not to skip leg days.

>>53255877
I'm buying small caps since the 1600 range in October and I will not stop loading up more

>>53255171
This is fine

>>53255989
Bear or Bull is a childish game with no winner. In the end all is Crab.

>>53255989
I'm a crab poster who likes to slowly invest in stable stocks and occasionallt shuffle those doing well into those doing poorly, and vice versa to make small gains while holding.

What does that make me?

>>53255989
Mumus are always seething lmao
>NOOOO HOW COULD IT GO DOWN ON NO NEWS WHATSOEVER FUCK YOU BOBO AAAAAAAA

>>53256059
>corn syrup industry subsidized by government to make crops cheap
>goyslop industry subsidized by food stamps
KO and PEP basically print money

>>53256033
Need more details to comment positively or negatively.

>>53256046
excuse me?

>>53256082
>Mumus are always seething lmao
>threads chalk full of "Markets going up? JPow going to fuck you! He mad!"
>"Inflation? It was never about inflation. It's about earnings"
You people cannot stop moving goal posts.

DXY crabbing

>>53255989
it all just depends on whatever the market is currently doing
if the market is dumping, mumus are angry
if the market is rising, bobos are angry
it bleeds into their posts
so when the market is crashing, bobos seem nice
when the market is rallying, mumus seem nice
all niceness goes out the window for both sides when the market turns against their positions and they are losing money
hard to be kind to others anonymously when you're losing money

>>53256033
You know you only get one mother right?

>>53256101
Why would you write something as horrific as this post?

Its all fun guys, but I have bags men. How do I cope? Do I rope?

>>53256033
Your heavenly father loves you anon even if your mom doesn't and your dad is gone.

>>53255989
It's true. The trend is bigger than you realize.

Crab posters: Gods among men, guided by the light of pure theta, planting and harvesting in parallel, mensa level IQ, 7-fig ports, live with parents (as caretaker), no leeching gfs, healthy skepticism, typically anime connoisseurs

>>53256003
Sell ATM straddle on BBBY. Buy slightly OTM options to hedge each straddle leg

Should be net credit

>>53256081
you're a trans crab (bull)

>>53256132
That's not true, he broke one of those 10 rules.

>>53256026
>cutting the hard cube down to a sphere
>not simply putting something that rolls underneath the cube instead
people are that retarded

>>53256120
what if you are raised by dykes? or a polyqual or however they spell it? unlimited moms and dads. pretty common today and likely will be the norm by 2030.

>>53256093
Yep! That's one major reason I have a section of my portfolio dedicated to Beverages. But, of course, if they ever have significant change, I have other sections to offset the shift.

uhhggg I was hoping for a colossal dip today so I could slurp. sitting on 145k in the war chest I need to put in motion.

>>53256145
hey baggy grab some calls in APRN

ET bro, is it time for a new 52-week high?

>>53256136
so an iron condor

>>53256145
can’t I pull a switcheroo on god like your people do with a chicken or something?

>>53256145
the gift of forgiveness is freely given to those who will take it baggie.

>>53256119
>if the market is dumping, mumus are angry
no, bulls are buying dips knowing that they will win eventually.

>if the market is rising, bobos are angry
true

>so when the market is crashing, bobos seem nice
no, bears are calling everyone that isn't 100% short retards

>when the market is rallying, mumus seem nice
true

>>53256135
i don't disagree

>>53256145
New covenant. Stop your jewish propaganda.
>>53256147
>something that rolls
Like?

>>53256168
Yes

Iron condors are straddles with wings hedged


I don’t ever trade straddles (naked)…always cover tails with Le iron condor wing meme

>>53255008
Fucking kek. They haven't even put a dent in inflation. fucking delusional. Grocery are still 300% more expensive than before the pandemic

>>53256173
nah, that's just what those clergy say so you keep putting money in the box, dude's fucked for eternity.

>>53256172
you know what, that would actually work according to the talmud.

>>53256190
>Grocery are still 300% more expensive than before the pandemic
why would you come here and tell lies

>>53256162
Looks like a recovery this month u probably should have bought late DEC.

>>53256162

Only america is red . europe is always green .

>>53256203
People rejected Jesus to his face after seeing him raise people from the dead. It does not surprise me that people do so today. I hope your heart is softened someday Baggie

>>53256208
That's literally a nigger store. All that shit is probably expired or discontinued. Place is like big lots.

>>53256208
>super special limited coupon offer
Now lets see the real prices at the shelves

>>53256136
Thats just not true, I only make money if the price doesn't change or goes up which I don't think it will? Can't find a combo with net credit either
https://optionstrat.com/build/custom/BBBY/-230120P5,-230120C5,230120C4,230120P6

>>53256267
My man do you need me to hold your hands through the trade structure, leg for leg?

>>53256178
>if the market is dumping, mumus are angry
>no
maybe you have just ignored the raging
>why are we dumping for no fucking reason!!! this is bullshit!!!
posts
>so when the market is crashing, bobos seem nice
>no, bears are calling everyone that isn't 100% short retards
you have this same dynamic when the market is rallying - mumu insults bobo, calls him retarded for being short 'bobo you're awfully quiet now'
it's just banter, it happens on both sides, when the market turns the direction that someone is positioned
mumu and bobo the same - we're all human
don't get me wrong, there are definitely some larping bobos that are just /pol/ tourists that come and shitpost here, that does add to the hostility
you're not going to get a /pol/ tourist to come to /smg/ and make mumu posts - very, very rare

>>53256190
>Grocery are still 300% more expensive than before the pandemic
You do realize getting inflation down to 2% wont mean a normality to prices, with the exception of transitory inflation those are normal now.

>>53256208
>No date anywhere on the image

>>53256208
>posts loss leaders
Post the real in-store prices.

>my biotech shorts

>>53256256
look this isn't the place for a theological debate. we're here to make some fucking money.

>>53256101
it would literally take a wall of greentext to explain the context, and I don’t want to annoy the other posters sorry

>>53256302
>Off topic blog post
>But doesn't give any juicy details
Worst of both worlds

>>53256289
not the guy you are talking to - but this is still bearish for the economy
if people are spending more on groceries in perpetuity, they are able to save less, which means less investment and less productivity growth, less economic growth
if someone is having to spend the majority of their income on groceries, they cannot consume other goods and services, which is bearish
just because we reach 2% inflation doesn't mean that there isn't economic damage
if people are having to go into debt to buy groceries, that is very bearish
>but we have 2% inflation now!
who cares, if someone is having to spend 3x as they did prior to the inflation spikes on groceries, where they no longer have disposable income to spend on other goods and services

I sold all my positions yesterday and can't spot anything i'd like to hold over a 3 day weekend. Guess I'll just sit out the rest of the trading day.
On a different note do you guys think we'll ever get another Donkey Kong 3d platformer like Donkey Kong 64?

>>53256289
Then what difference does it make? Why bother controlling inflation at all if it doesn't affect the prices of goods and services

Just bought one share of MCD to suppmement my Beverages. Should I round out in another Market next week, or double down in fast food by buying YUM?

>>53256301
I'm here to lose money

And just like that we'll never be red again

>>53256252
Tough luck mein freund

>>53256301
>Said the (((money changers))) before Jesus wrecked their shit

>>53256341
I vote YUM, cause i love taco bell.

>>53256301
Typical jew

>>53255412
wtf anon,what is that volume

>>53256324
>but this is still bearish for the economy
economists don't believe in common sense thus decreasing someone's buying power will force them to buy more

>>53255375
>produce 6400 dollars in value
>get paid 208 dollars

>>53256370
there is a giant batch of options expiring on 1/20, almost all are puts and they are (were?) ITM

>>53256324
You're not wrong.
>>53256336
Well you obviously can't let inflation run away for long or you will totally fuck everything. They also wont let it go into negative inflation because then lenders would get fucked and they control the system...whoever they are.

It's the end of the road, bobotron.

>>53256396
He didn't really produce 6k in value. The whole thing is government grift.

new thread
>>53256412
>>53256412
>>53256412

>>53256413
well yeah, but the boomer still pocketed 6200 dollars without lifting a finger

>>53256423
That's how grift works.

>>53256286
I looked at what you said and the numbers didn't add up? I'm just trying to learn here sorry if I've misunderstood something.

>>53255271
the average option goombler

>>53255375
>Each one of these systems has about $700 in parts and take me about an hour to build. Once mounted onto the $40 shell they’re being sold for $2300 each. This job has 4 so I’ll just make 2 more and call it an early Friday.
you could make a fortune by selling them for $2000 by yourself if it's that easy

>>53256396
>labour value theory on /smg/

>>53256252
if you got some intel you could have green there too