/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53236890
going to be green on open

>>53236890
Imagine ignoring the daily stochastic rsi. Most obvious rally top in a very long time.

>>53236979
>daily stochastic rsi

>>53236890
Ah yes, that $50 short is definitely printing money, hope you can buy a happy meal.

>>53237021
COPE AND DILATE HAHAHA

>>53237047
I don't have feelings on the matter anon, I just don't like bears. No need to seethe. :-)

>>53237021
Kek, op btfo

>>53237064
>I don't have feelings on the matter

BOBO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bears seething lmao

hope you closed it retard OP nigger

This is a 19k Waiting room thread now

>>53237092
I get liquidated at $18520
Not gonna happen every single little pump will bleed

>>53237131
>my short is .01% above what current days high is
>haha this is like a soap opera

>>53237131
hope you closed it nigger retard OP

DXY is dumping to new lows. Bitcoin always pumps when this happens. Good luck bobo.

>>53237131
lol

>>53237131
hey nigger bobo OP dumb retard nigger i hope you closed it

>>53237151
Not gonna happen retard
crypto lost global confidence. Every single company, institution and normie know that is a scam Every single pump will be shorted to hell.

>>53237131
mine too OP, we in this together

>>53237131
i hope you are broke now and decide to make better choices in the future

>>53237078
More like pic related. Haven't checked charts in months.

>>53237131

>>53237179
lotta talk for a bobo who hasnt closed his short yet. hope you close soon dumb nigger OP retard nigger bobo nigger

>>53237131
How’d that work out for you lil guy?

hey bobo nigger OP retard nigger, i hope you closed it

18300 now, kek, only 200 until you get liquidated op

>>53237131
are you okay bro?

>>53237131

dear nigger OP bobo nigger retard nigger

i hope you closed it

kind regards

>>53236890
Close it retard

>>53236890

>>53236890
Faggot, kill yourself when you get liquidated.
Actually, kill yourself now.

OP, are you Okey, bobo post smth if you didnt kys
>verification not required

>>53237271
Nott gonna happen, CPI numbers are just a huge bulltrap in this scenario.
>>53237303
never

>>53237311
Agressive much mumu?

>>53237314
hey bobo dumb nigger OP retard nigger i hope you closed it

>>53237314
Go on, add more
18.5k will be hit you'll need to buy enough shorts to cover 19k at least

>>53237314
>cpi is a huge bulltrap
cpi was exactly as expected, therefore a load of uncertainty has just been relieved

tick tock retard OP bobo nigger. i hope you closed it

>>53237327
Drink bleach

>bitcoin keeps going up
>more bobo threads appear about how its dumping

>>53237314
I got your soundtrack ready. So how clenched is your asshole right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ds4CjNZeLA

>>53237092
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>>53237374
Aaaaaaand its crashing
I was right, you were wrong
HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I HATE Bitcoin and Bitcoiners

>>53237539
hey Op retard bobo nigger. this is your chance to close. hope you closed it

>>53237539
>>53237604
>HAHA
>-0.1%

bitcorn is sussin fr fr

check the volume

>>53236890
>FUCKING TOLD YOU HAHAHAHA
>MY SHORT IS PRINTING MONEY HAHAHAHA
>COPE AND DILATE HAHAHA

$18000 SOON TO BE REJECTED HAHAHAHA
IM PRINTING MONEY LMAO

Mumubros
Bobo was right after all...
Every pump is shorted to hell..
I apologize OP

18k seems strong.
If we broke it there will be and explosive move that deletes all bobos

>>53238422
>checked
Based and Mumupilled

>>53238252
just loading up shorts for another squeeze up, absolute state of bobos

>>53238464
>checking measly dubs
mumus are pathetic

bobosisters...

>>53236890
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA we just dumped to 17900 to stop some longs now we pump to 19k ANY LAST WORDS BOBO?

>>53236890
BACK TO 18.1K FAGGOT

Major happening! Military-fag thread was (((shut down))). Picrel. Proof: archive.is/mmoCT

>>53238727
Military Anon here, we will pump Bitcoin, ticker BTC to 20k. Stay frosty soldier

>>53238678
JUST GO FUCKING DOWN YOU FUCKING SCAMCOIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53238933
No. It's time to die, bear faggot

>>53237855
I want to see you liquidated

I have literally gone from 8k to 120k this bear market shorting Shitcoin. But even that is nothing compared to the joy I get when delusional faggot moonboys get their dreams crushed again and again.

>>53236890
You were saying? LOL

>>53238955
this

all the bears are fucking losers who missed out on crypto and are shorting (or just larping as shorters) purely out of spite and rage

GET FUCKED IDIOTS ENJOY YOUR MISERABLE LIVES

>>53237539
I hope you are retarded enough not to have closed your short, faggot.

>>53237078
>le greentext copy/paste with soijack post
>scroll up to see many responses just like this
I cant think of anything faggier than diehard bears on this website lol

>>53236890
>>53237131
bah bah buh buh me short after 15 months of bear market me smrt

>>53237539
>I-it's totally crashing guys haha

bobonogger got liquidated kek

>>53236890
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Press S to spit

REKT!

>>53240622
Your '100k BTC' is currently at 18.5k and you're celebrating.

another subhuman bear gets liquidated into poverty
S

>>53236890
Once again Bobos are faggots

My short was set for 18 500
It didn't get filled in fuck

>>53240577
>all the bears are fucking losers who missed out on crypto

>>53237131
You still here, champ?

>>53240704
>implying you shorted all the way down
No. You started shorting last month didn't you?

>>53237131
OH NO NO NO

>>53236979
>Imagine ignoring the daily stochastic rsi. Most obvious rally top in a very long time.

>>53237131
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>53237131
WTFWT

that giga candle

bobo....its over

>>53236890
RIP

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>>53237855
the fact that you short bitcoin of all coins shows how much of a fucking newfaggot you are
what's your next plan? shorting ethereum?

>>53240683
>you must be a mumu!
Kys faggot lmao

>>53236890
/po/ tourist here
Heard your jannies will ban everone who point to this thread https://archived.moe/biz/thread/53230862

>>53240857
Kill yourself schizo

kek tradingview alert triggered as a reminder to post here :^)

>>53236890
/pol/ tourist here
Heard your jannies will ban everone who point to this thread https://archived.moe/biz/thread/53230862

>>53237855
>>53237131
hey bobro? are you feeling okay? why aren't you responding?

>>53240704
How much have you made vs your initial investment?

>>53236890
Are you okay bobo? Are you okay hahahahah

>>53237131

>>53237131
TOUNGE MY ANUS YOU COCKY FAGGOT
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>53241001
What’s your cost basis?

>>53237131

Silly old bear

>>53241023
My cost basis is suck my ass
Greedy stupid bears shorting after over a year of -80%, dumb fucking money.

Did OP rope? He hasn't responded since the pump.

Post your liquidation notice.

>>53236890
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53241069
I ain’t no bear, I’m more of a crab and I don’t fuck with crypto. But if you’re rage posting, you’ve probably lost more than you gained. Not to mention all the time you wasted.

>>53240354
No you didn’t.

>>53237604
no u

>>53241171
I fucking hope he did.

FUCK YOU IDIOTS YOU MADE ME SELL THE BOTTOM FUCK YOU

>>53236890
Gay ass bear

>>53237131
I'm actually physically euphoric from seeing this bobo get absolutely ASSBLASTED
My god. Such a great day

>>53241368
If you’re euphoric knowing some random guy lost money, then you’re wasting time. I like schaudenfreud too, but damn, there’s better things in life. What are you going to do with the profits you made from this pump?

>>53241524
How much did you lose on your short?

>>53241524
Nothing. Let them build in value since the bottom is in.
I'm just so happy to see you cocky little bobos get your ass eaten. It's beautiful

>>53236890
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VIRGIN

exit pump is now over
OP will miss this one
don't blow your load too soon lads

>>53237855
Before you rope and gone for good, can I have your seed phrase?

>>53241296
Hi I’m 12 and who is responsible for my actions

>>53241524
Stfu woman, let man talk

>>53241552
Nothing, I don’t mess with crypto like I said

>>53241576
>let them build in value
Alright, I’m sure you’ll get rich soon and show those bobos how wrong they are. I’m a crab.

>>53241664
No women on the internet

OP, you still there, buddy? I hope you didn't rope, you can always just buy a few shitcoins or something like my broke ass did to ride on the coattails of this with whatever pennies you have left

>>53236890
>>53237539
>>53237131
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53241862
Relax pretty sure he just risking 10% of his portfolio to short, surely nobody dumb enough to risk everything right?

>>53241982
Crypto’s such a waste of time. I wonder how many have killed themselves for this pump to happen?

>>53241830
I don't believe you for even a nanosecond.

>>53242054
Ok, I fucked with crypto briefly at the end of 2020 and made a couple hundred. But then I shifted to stocks, more specifically SPY and I trade options now.

I feel embarrassed for you Bearniggers.

>>53237131
BOZO GOT SILENT REAL QUICK
KWAB

>>53242039
Fuck off reddit KYS

Shorting at 20k. This thread is a signal. Bullsin euphoria

>>53237131
based as fuck. crypto trannies should all rope

>>53237131
RIP ursus

>>53242389
At least check the prices

>>53237131
put me in the screencap

>>53241254
>I don’t fuck with crypto
lmao loser

>>53237131
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP TOO

>>53237131
Lol

i have a short for 19000. cmon help me fill it

>>53237539
>>53237604
Why are you so quiet now bobo?

>>53236890
>19k reject

>>53244081
who cares if it dumps now, the only important thing is that OP got anally destroyed for being a cocky faggot

>>53243411
>>53244099
checked

>>53237131
OH NO NO NO BOBROS NOT LIKE THIS

>>53242339
Yup this. Close your longs greedy delusional fuckers, i know you won't.

>>53244099
Agree now we can finally dump to wave 4 before wave 5 or cup or handle pattern forming.

where is OP?

>>53237855
bobro you still here? anyone seen OP?

>>53236890
no it's not, stop larping

>>53242747
>not staring at a line 24/7 makes me a loser
How’s your sleep schedule?

>>53244589
What’s waves 1-3?

>>53237131
bobo are you okay
boob are you okay
are you okay bobo

>>53245600

>>53236890
bobo u ok?

Honestly no idea why we are rallying. Literally nothing has changed from six months ago

>>53236890
larp

>>53237131
S

>>53245641
Binance is in deeper shit than we think and they need some exit liquidity

>>53241830
I have over 1mil at the moment. U mad anon?

>>53240704
>DCAing around 20k = le bad
I'm a crab but bobos are fucking retarded???

>>53245641
>>53245720
only newfags try to find some explanation for every little market movement. See the big picture. Accumulate

>>53236890
You "fucking told me" at mid 16000, LMAO. You got liqd. Even if your short works out now, you won't break even from your last trade

>>53245765
Not if you don’t put it to good use. You can’t even survive on a million dollars in this day and age

>>53245867
Only need to get lucky once, amirite?

>>53236890
Bobo vanished so hard he's like a Jew when the men light torches

>>53237131
didnt even check the markets today I just knew from the amount of (You)s this got

S

>>53245720
No it's not.

>>53245720
post proof :)
Oh wait, you retards are making shit up like you have been for the past years LOL

>>53246049
I mean they lost $12 billion in 60 days, don’t know if that’s a platform enter, but it’s certainly not good.

Also, don’t try to be cutesy with emojis, that’s a Reddit thing to do.

>>53246275
Since 2017, there has been fud. More so as of late when he decimated Sam. It never goes anywhere. Only low IQ retards think fud matters 99.9% of the time. Outside of blackswans, they don't mean shit

>>53246310
That’s impressive that 5 years of fud hasn’t done anything to them yet, but it’s boring. It’s way more exciting when an exchange collapses, I just want to see some more dominoes fall down

How much do you guys have in binance?

>>53246391
nothing because of kyc. I used to use them when kyc wasn't a thing since I could just use a vpn to circumvent my amerimutt status. I do use bnb though.

>>53237131
I generally hate bobos but damn.
Sorry man. That fucking sucks.
Hope ya heal quick.

I didn’t intentionally short my stack but in hindsight i pretty much did.
instead of selling the way up, I took a loan on my stinkies at $25 last year after not selling like a fucking idiot . lost my LINK bag to aave when it hit $5.45.
Gut wrenching feel for sure.

>>53246737
>the sheer abundance of acronyms in this space
Alright, as long as you know what’s up

What's up faggots braaaaaap

>>53237131
hahahahah is this your first day shorting bobo? fucking retard
>brypto lost global confidence :DDD
youre a complete fucking moron dude

>>53237131
Did you an hero, boboanon?

>>53246275
>they lost $12 billion in 60 days
They didn't "lose" it. A lot of People learned after ftx and they took self custody of their btc.

>>53247355
Oh right, people took their money back. That was smart of them

>>53237131
bare, u done got eviscerated

>>53238727
Based Noticeranon. This aligns with my theories too. The Hawaii scare was a test run to avoid contagion and predict behavior. Also think kony 2012 was part of a longer term test for Covid or political social engineering.
20k eow

>>53236890

>>53248383
Kek. Pottery.

Your ponzi will never see ATH again

>>53237131
Nice troll, the reddittards actually believe it. Once crypto goes to zero mods will be forced to make a rule to ban all discussion of it and /biz/ will be dedicated to the stock market and precious metals only.

>>53248526
Hi OP
Glad to see you didn't kys

>>53248383
Nice saved nice that youu put me in

>>53248383
Nice saved great that you put me in

Love seeing bobo's get BTFO'd. You had your 11 months of dump, time for mumu's turn

>>53248526
you got anything left? then stop seething and open a new short.
this is when the real bobos are seperated from the fake ones. you can do it bro, we all believe in you.

>>53248526
hahahahahahahahahaha

>>53248526

>>53248526
Spoken like a true sore loser. Even if you’re right, that’s such a bitchy thing to post. Grow up.

>>53237131
>>53248526

Bobos rekt thread

>>53248526
Hahaha this thread gets better and better

BAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID GODDAMN BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

enjoy the bull cock, nigger?

Whens the dump bobo? Is this some new paradox shilling?

>>53249540
Bobo is le dead

>>53248526
Good morning, poorfag.

>>53237131
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>53237131
get fucked nigger

Why is bitcoin pumping when McDonalds is dumping? Is beyond meat THAT shitty? Are wagies now quitting en masse?

>>53250002
McDonalds, badabababa, I’m wagin’ it $

>>53248526
You're a retarded faggot that deserves to be hung. How can you be this fucking dense to even type?

>>53250042
Maybe he’s in denial. I’ll need more idiots like him for my MCD short call butterfly

>>53250085
Excuse me, I mean I have a long butterfly with a narrower call wing. Don’t know specific name, but I’ll profit off liquidated retards that have to go back to waging it at MCD’s

Is there a correlation between McDonalds and crypto, or is that just a meme?

>>53250513
>bear market: work at McDonald's
>bull market: invest in crypto

easy money

euphoric mumus will rope after capitulation

>>53250667
Then MCD stonks go up

>>53250655
Hell yeah, just wish they didn’t buy into the beyond meat meme also, apparently their ex-ceo slept around. https://www.reuters.com/breakingviews/mcdonalds-ex-ceo-fine-not-nothing-burger-2023-01-10/

>>53248526
omg he posted again LMAO

>>53248526
This nigga eatin beans

delicious bulltrap

>>53237131
kwab

>>53237131

>>53248547
stocks and pm are for children. have you tried /lgbt/ or /v/? better audience there

>19k breached
>this thread is suddenly bumped to the top

Bump

>>53248547
Okay boomer

>>53248526
>Your ponzi will never see ATH again
Oldfag here, wanna know a secret?
Basically everything is a Ponzi if you dig deep enough into it

Thanks for playing, no refunds

>>53248526
Oh... hi OP.
You ok, sport?

>>53237131

>>53254353
Unironically true. Boomers and older fags couldn't fail if they invested in revered companies. Always up and bought in cheap.

>>53248526
lol, rofl even. I can't believe this thread. It's pure gold. please don't rope OP!

>>53248760
kek

>>53236890
HOW MONEY PRINTER TODAY THEN OP?

>>53248526
Posting in an epic thread ty bobo

>>53236890
Kek I recognize your writing style. Glad you finally got what you deserve, dumb perma bobo.

>>53237131
How's your coffee?

closed my long, smell a reversal

>>53258719
>recognize writing style
Oh no…I don’t want people recognizing my writing style outside of this site. Have you guys seen me anywhere else?

Also, I’m getting my option strategies confused. A short iron butterfly is when you sell the inner two options, that’s what I had until I rolled my calls down and made them narrower. That way when it moons, I get $500 back.

>>53248760
Btfo aswell at this point

>>53260193
Are you going to be working at MCDs? Make sure to take a huge pay garnishment so my put credit spreads can print

>>53236890
BULLS RUNNING ON EMPTY HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

classic /biz/ thread, 8/8 m8

YOU FUCKINGH TOLD ME I WOULD BE ABLE TO BUY BITCOIN AT 10K YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT I MISSED THE BOTTOM BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING BEAR BULLSHIT
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

>>53260683
Loving it!

>>53236890
Bobobros... I get liquidated at $20500. Please give me some hopium. I wanted to go on holidays in next month.

>>53260727
Patience is key. When the red candles reach the pits of Hell we'll be ready to make our move.

You guys want a surefire way to not lose your money on crypto?

Pic related, lol.

>>53260945
The only way to not lose in the crypto game is to not play the crypto game.

>>53260993
Based fellow Laughing Salesman poster, where’d you get that image from?

>>53260683
>>53260717
((Bobo)) is your enemy why did you not understand

>>53236890
Qué mirá, Bobo? Andá pallá, Bobo

>>53261132
I think it was from the episode where he tricked an anti-social customer into a sensory deprivation chamber and subsequently sent him into a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Its definitely one of the later episodes though.

btc will crab until 2024

>>53248526
ebin

>>53261925
What about 50k in may do you not understand. Nice tits and abs. Can I see the back?

WE HIT 20K
Legendary Thread
We might need an updated screencap

>>53236890
17k was the generational bottom
highly unlikely to ever be under 20k again
BUY NOW
BUY BUY BUY

>>53260727
close it or get rekt
simple as

>>53262492
We crabbed around 15500 for days anon

>>53262513
DAYS!!! OH NO!!! DAYS!!!

fagit.

>>53248039
Put me in the screen cap plox.
Always nice to see a boho get anally raped by agreen dildo

BOBOS, SEND YOUR APOLOGIES TO

BASEDGOD@SAYLOR.COM

>>53262644
checked and reked!

>>53244099
>OP got anally destroyed
He's a bull false flagging, like 99% of bear spam you fucking idiot

>>53261726
Oh yeah, I think I remember. That was the first and only time he had a repeat customer, I wonder why that is?

I’m looking at the episode you described but can’t find it yet. Thanks for describing it though.

>>53246921
Shut up faggot.

Thread aged like stank pussy lad.

>OP
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I'll get liq'd at 20420.

>>53236890
Cursed thread.

Happy to say I was here

>>53263653
You and at least 157 different IPs, Anon. What’s your stance on McDonalds?

>>53263315
Close short

>>53263315
Holy shit the next one

>>53248526
It pumped way too much anon. Just open another short.

Bump to keep this thread alive so everyone can dab on bobo.

Youve had over a year, playtimes over bobo. Its mumus turn to play with the chart!

>>53263315
it's over

This thread still being up and getting this many replies means bottoms not in. Thanks OP for your sacrifice.

>>53263315
it's not fair

>i got fucked today /biz/, and not in a good way

>>53264251
>This thread still being up and getting this many replies means bottoms not in. Thanks OP for your sacrifice.
pic not needed. you know what it is.

>>53237131
This didn't age well.

21k accepted

>>53264365
22k awaited

I get liquidated at 21.9k...

>>53237131

THE CITY OF OP

>>53237131
bazinga never bet against the drunken friday pumps

>>53265380
This brutal thread has inspired me to restart the gambling horror stories general. Come in over if you’ve got stories to share.

>>53237131
Now I know why you have the same name as a clown BOBO

>>53264742
Ah so close kek

>>53237131
F

>>53261925
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>53236890
dis why it been grinding higher so violently like this

Son of god jesus christ check the daily volume this is only getting started

it has BEGUN

>>53237131
Are you ok anon?

I think he killed himself

Anon....

kek, this thread is still alive

>>53237131
lol

>>53248526
lmao

S you greedy cock snuffer

Lmao I told my grandma about this thread yesterday!

>>53267361
Be careful, you might accidentally kill her with laughter.

>>53236890
you still here OP?

>>53236890

>>53236890
Obvious Larp, this is the second most short liquidations since 2021 retard. The bull season might be loading up as we know it, and I've turned focus to gems with potential for massive returns like Sylo for it's staking rewards and Fil for governance

>>53248526
will you ever return? 17 posts til prune

Bobo died

>>53248526
kek

come back bobobro, we won't be too mean, i swear

isnt that crazy this bobotard was saying 18k rejected now we at 20.9k

>>53268930
Post your chart history.

>>53236890
Hahaha get fucked cartoon bear ahahahahahahahahahahahahabahababa

>>53268135
It's been an entire day, he killed himself.

>>53237131

Catgirl coin anon desu
In 12 days neuro sama will talk about it

Rip bobo u won't be missed

>>53236890
I think y'all need RAIL too.

>>53242747
Yea true... Crypto is dead

>>53270836
>Crypto is dead

Wonder how much money bobos around the world lost the past two days

>>53269780
My chart history? I don't get it.