/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53245676
The dot is green.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,199.170B, 99P = 22.214B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,202.989B, 101P = 21.812B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Still holding amigos.

Hey you MotherFucking Suburbanites! Don't think we don't see what the Fuck you are up to? We done figured you Fuckers out now! We mapped out your game finally!

You Cocksuckers think you are slick running calls on BBBY to drive out the shorts. You know most Cats that Fucking shorted BBBY and GME are heavily in the money now already don't you? Fucking Fake investors. Your like the Fucking denders that just stand outside the key and clog up the lane! Clear out MotherFuckers, I'm driving through and going to Fucking Dunk aggressively on you! I'll straighten you Fuckers out, where the Fuck are you?

I tell you what MotherFuckers, keep buying up them calls. Keep playing. Keep Fucking around. We're about to put your Fucking money to sleep for good! Try to guard us fools. You want to see if you stop us in the post? We about to post Fucking DUNKS all over your faces and the faces of your families! I done told all you all MotherFuckers multiple times, you better Fucking sell. You must be wanting to lose all your money. You must be like one of them Cats that pay women to humiliate you financially or something. That's the only thing I can think of, only thing that makes sense to me.

We're getting you Fuckers after hours and you can't keep riding BBBY volume forever. Keep that hand out, we got some knives headed in that direction very soon. Believe that! It's time to realize how Fucked up you gonna get. Days of Reckoning MotheFuckers, prepare to be Reckoned, or should I say Wreckoned!

Which supercar are you buying once wagmi?
I'm getting one of these Taliban ones, for the lulz.
Terrorist arc best story arc of Gimmie

kek dumb fuck baggies

KEK BAGGIES! KEK BAGGIES! KEK BAGGIES!

CUMMIES IN LUMMIES UWU

WAGMI
Friendly reminder that fomo is an emotional investment, not a logical one. If you want to buy Bobby that's fine, but there's already a thread dedicated to it's discussion.

listen here

you will kek kathies
you will dunk on these hedgie faggots
you will NOT (not) buy AMC
you WILL make it

2y swap when?

>>53245762
Agreed and I hold thousands of shares of jiemi and bobby. Link to the thread >>53241527

Last thread. WAGMI.

kek goofies
kek bbbobbys

BBBY bros WAGMI
The pump is face-melting

>>53245809
>Last thread:

Kenneth Griffin?
>CHOP
Moths child?
>CHOP
Gary Gensler?
>CHOP
David Lauer?
>CHOP
Leon Cooperman?
>CHOP
Jim Cramer?
>CHOP

while there is no doubt a lot more I could list here the result remains the same. they fear the guillotine above all else and it's what they deserve

best that they don't forget what's coming to them

>>53245815
>wangie wangie endorsing bbby
it's ogre BBBros

just got word from down top

>That guy in front of the GameStop store saying "kek baggies" TWICE while videotaping himself.

What a waste of life

>rejecting option talk
The hedgies fear the 20 jan gamma squeeze

>>53245839
Pickle Nig?
>FAT
But also
>CHOP

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem.

>>53245676
WAGMI, FRENS!!
>still comfy holding

We had an angry hedgie posting last thread. Who the fuck posts like this on a major green day if they aren't bigly short the stock?

>>53245866
its about fucking time

>>53245866
checked. it's happening bros

>>53245736
Yellow Lambo

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem.

>>53245866

>>53245872
these guys need better hobbies
I am sure begging will become both a favorite pasttime as well as a means to liberation for all hedgies post-MOASS

WAGMI

>>53245866

>>53245866

>>53245866
it begins, again

>they're so desperate they reposted it again with the publix anon picture
Kek ain't retarded and you dumbass niggas gonna die of blood loss through the bootyhole.

You fucking hedge cunts are going to pay me bajillions of dollars for my video game store stock whether you like it or not.

>>53245837
> Shill thinks we're going to buy anything else.
> Kike's want you to buy BBBY, AMC, NOK, MLP, Fucking anything else.

WAGMI. GME > BTC.

It's time we got a Phantasy Star with the depth of play of Final Fantasy 6.
WAGMI

>>53245951
I think that was called PSO.

PSO 2 was good, but its way too in depth now a days.

>>53245951
I just want more good 2D JRPGs/SRPGs with native Linux builds, I'm not picky about franchise.

>>53245866

Kek hedgies

GME will win

Anyone else have the eerie feeling that it is literally tomorrow? We are truly in the endgame now

>>53245911
Checked

>>53246028
It starts tomorrow, and will continue through to March.

REJECT SHILLS

EMBRACE OPTIONS

GAMMA SQUEEZE THE HEDGIES

TO GET EM ON LEDGIES

BREAKING: Crypto firms Genesis and Gemini charged by SEC with selling unregistered securities, per CNBC.

I get paid tomorrow and I’ll WAGMI even more than what I have now

>>53245686
>The dot is green.
Que?

>>53245845
>>53245815

Cope and salt you didn't buy in, I'm going to be farming this for weeks

>>53246040
>Enriching wolverine capital
>Not just gangbangin with bobby for less money and seven times as much seethe as enriching wolverine capital
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>53245736
not a supercar, but i am getting a mint honda city with motocompo

>>53246081
REJECT BBBY DISTRACTION

EMBRACE THE GME GAMMA

>>53246086
man that is tasteful as fuck
>WAGMI in progress
didn't expect it

WAGMI nonetheless

>>53246072

>>53245736
>Which supercar are you buying once wagmi?
2023 Toyota Sienna

>>53246028
The impotent attempt to knock it under 20 in after hours REALLY looks like they ran out of gas.

>>53245951
nice catgirl

>>53246105
>yfw it's back to 20 fast

>>53246086
SUPER CUTE

>>53245872
Looks like we are fucking close indeed.
AH smells like fear of tomorrow's open.
Also where did the bag kekkers go?

>>53246104
thank you anon for this

KEK FUCKING DUMB FUCK NO SQUEEZE BAGGOTS

>>53246073
The dot is green.

>>53245736
>car
I'm getting some really nice motorcycles, starting with an Africa Twin.

>>53246104
>>53246136
oh sorry anon I thought you meant this beauty
>https://www.timesnownews.com/auto/car-news/talibans-unveil-their-first-indigenously-built-supercar-the-mada-9-article-96928606

>>53246136
>he thinks I'm kidding

>>53246086
>i am getting a mint honda city with motocompo

>>53246138
Oh, thank God, I was starting to get worried my investment is making no one angry anymore

>>53246155
>I'm getting some really nice motorcycles

>Becomes multimillionaire
>Dies from motorcycle accident

Is this the BBBY rug pull waiting room?

>>53246182
au contraire, mon ami
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vZ-zNrAZms
this commercial needs an update and I think YOU are perfect for it

HEDGIE HEDGIE
GET ON LEDGIE
TUMBLE, FLIP FROM THE EDGIE

>>53245736
>>53246173
Like the Taliban, GME will win.

>>53245963
Nah, I want a linear, on rails story with tons of grinding and scaling combat/final boss that is never more than 50/50 you'll beat the last fight. PS1 got so many things right, truly ahead of its time.

>>53246028
Ken Griffin is increasingly cast as a modern Bernie Madoff character by the normies and the MSM, they've been priming the public for us making it.

>>53246192
I should have died twice as a teenager (unrelated to motor vehicles). Every day since is an extra, so I might as well use them.

I’m unironically going to buy a Ford Mach-E with a jackery solar generator

And I’m definitely getting a Lenovo legion 7i with a 4090

>>53245815
updated version

>>53246238
>>53245951
>>53246113
okay well, apparently that character is a space elf with catclaws and not a catgirl, close enough though

you will buy nothing baggies
you will die poor baggies

>>53246203
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53246241
The timing of the Madoff documentary was very sus

>Buying supercars instead paying an elite engineering team to personally create you the flying car
NGMI

>>53245866
WITNESSED!

fresh template just dropped if anyone wants to get creative while the clownfest is down for sleep

>>53246255
Gotta thank Citadel for sharing.

Is GME still THE stock to invest in? Im seeing this BBBY and im like damn

>>53246289
Flying cars are a meme. Rockets and spacecraft are much cooler.

>>53246313
Always has been

>>53246313
Post nose, prove your not a shill.

>>53246313

>>53246313
I had more than a thousand jiemi's before I ever started gangbangin with bobby, but he cool too doe. Take it to the crib if you wanna discuss it >>53241527

What's going to be your victory meal upon making it?
I'm going to try sweetmeats. I've heard they're delicious.

>>53246313
Yeah it looks like a lot of savvy investors are making a killing on BBBY calls right now while GME holders have their stock locked down in DRS and were unable to make agile financial decisions to take advantage of the squeeze.

>>53245815
Guess this means the BBBY pump is over.

>>53246358
A nice Indian meal in memory of our favorite shills.

>>53246336
I have a very unjew nose

>I CANT WAIT TO BUY A LAMBO HAHAHA
You motherfuckers. Even if we're all rich before March, you're gonna have like maybe 6 months to spend that money before the world fucking ends. Your cars and your money will be meaningless. My plan is to rapidly buy up as much supplies as I possibly can to survive the Great Reset.
I'm schizophrenic.

>>53246378
I'm going to become a raider, personally. Raiding seems more fun than hoarding.

>>53246378
Me too

>>53246376
Flat nosed nigger.

>Verification not required.

>>53246368
my prediction, they pump until around 6.5 and then crash it all the way back to $1.8-ish
feel free to screencap

>>53245839
you already know, where and whena re we doin that? a year or 2 after we all made it?

>>53246378
I am the Great Reset.

>>53246388
Why not both?

>>53246393
It's not flat, just small, and I am not a nigger

>>53246378
>muh vax cope
It was a flu shot for the flu that got wildly overhyped as a direct result of being a psyop to prevent people from chimping because of the goings on in the economic sphere. Like, don't get the shot if you don't want to, but all you did was skip a flu shot lmao. Single greatest litmus test for susceptibility to propaganda of all time.

>>53246358
A Mexican cigarillo and venison cassoulet.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>53246378
>Not using the money to take them out with you
They might've killed half the worlds population
But they won't be around to enjoy it.

>>53246155
>africa twin

absolutely based choice, fren

>>53246378
>the Great Reset.
people know about Schwab and co
no way are we eating the bugs
no way are we giving up our property

>>53246420
Hypothetically, where would someone be able to buy black market nukes and batteries with which to launch said nukes?

>>53246418
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster.

>>53246436
>black market nukes

>>53246420
Why would the actual elite want to kill their drones?

Moving some cash around, might fuck around and put 1k into GME or put it into roulette at the casino.

Cyan Rohen, if you could make the MOASS now please ser. I would like to leave my job. I am interested in WORK just not for abysmal pay and long hours.

>>53246418
always comfy

>>53246451
Considering that there ARE nukes that just went straight up missing, it's a fair question to ask.

>>53246454
Because they're about to enact LE GREAT RESET. Where they're completely changing the neo-liberal Milton Friedman model based on excessive consumption and reverting back to only producing what is needed. Ofc for this model to work you're going to need significantly less mouths to feed.

>>53246358
lobster and nice steak
whatever 20+ year bourbon they have at my liquor store

>>53246358
a giant can of baked beans flushed down with a gallon of eggnog

>>53246378
>maybe 6 months
plenty of time
you should have all your postmoass purchases planned out by now, don't you?

>muh vax
>muh great reset
>muh "where can I buy the most illegal thing I can mention in a public forum" glowies
Fucking roflmao, shit must be exceedingly bad for you guys to drag out all three at once. Nothing can stop what is coming, and the autists taught the schizos how to be retards.

Post more shill takes. They're genuinely getting better besides that one thing they always do

>>53246520
look at me, we are the rich elite now

>>53246378
Nigger, we ARE the great reset. Not the one they wanted, but it's the one they got through sheer hubris
They should have let us have our video games

I have a large Jew nose but I’m comfy with my GME and not succumbing to shilling

>>53246454
Maybe something is coming that can't be stopped.

>>53245866
Checked

I would love it very much if I could be cozy and retired in a mansion by May so that I can play the new Zelda came in complete peace.

>>53246540
My first act of business will be making firearm ownership mandatory.

>>53246551
>month/day/year
ngmi sorry anon

Three days and still going? Cool. Cool. I love my favorite stock.

>>53246551
Widly based and it was always inter-tribal warfare pilled

>>53246551
>doxxing self
This is why you went to prison for fake bomb threats

>he didn't buy BBBY
KEK GME MAXIES!

WAGMI
WAGSO
IARTSM (I am ready to shit myself)

>>53246643
Why are you using these images? I see you've been cropping them, several have popped up. Should have watermarked them really to stop niggerfaggots and buttfuckers from stealing them

>>53246551
It's hard to tell with your glasses, and maybe because you're pudgy, but it could just be an aquiline nose.

to all the shills, it's not to late to join us
but once we climb from $20 to $50, don't complain when you fomo in

>>53246482
>giga covid / ebola pandemic
>internet outage /cyber crisis
>radioactive contamination / nuclear crisis
>hyperinflation / greater depression
if their power is truly threatened they will pull out all the stops. gme is a national security issue which is why government employees are shilling these threads. once gme takes off clueless normies are going to be in for some fun times.

Can you hear it

Hello friends! I’m not a hedgie. I’ve been holding since January 2021. Please sell all your GME.

>>53246702

>>53246694
I can hear it, wagmi, the universe is with us
we will bully billionaires into suicide
we will be filthy rich
we will get Daniel rico'd
source? I saw it in a dream and am not medicating

>>53246692
I hope with every fiber of my being that GME is a WEF op in some capacity and that DFV was a glowie. Because if it isnt, they'll be doing everything they can to prevent MOASS when it's right around the corner.

>>53246551
the big gemmie chad reveals himself

>>53246730
they have been doing everything they can for 2 years, and it isn't working because they don't know how to deal with the problem or with the holders

>>53246730
>he doesn't know
Nothing Can Stop What is Coming

I just booked 60 more shares

>>53246545
>They should have let us have our video games
They never could. Vidya was training too many people in inconvenient skills like how to model the system itself as your enemy im your mind.

> https://twitter.com/grdecter/status/1613569786348277760

Ye wagmi kek

>>53246730
You need to start trusting the plan fella. Everyone wants moass to go smoothly.

>>53246730
>they'll be doing everything they can to prevent MOASS when it's right around the corner
They already are. Unfortunately for them, they still have to be kind of subtle for fear of waking the normals and having them ask why exactly it is there's so much attention on a dying rigor mortis store where nothing odd is happening. Any escalation would bring more attention, and attention is exactly what they want to avoid

im a retarded nigger how tf do i buy more BambambamY itS closed

>>53246551
>king WAAGMI out of fucking nowhere
It's tomorrow.

>>53246558
Incels purchasing Nintendo and releasing officially licensed sex dolls of animal crossing characters?

>>53246891
consider buying and booking GimmiEee instead. nigger.

With the buy pressure of BBBY profits rolling in, the Doomps expiring, swaps going kaput, this is the time, WAGMI and there's nothing Hilary Clinton can do about it. The DRS rug pull really was the last card they had

>>53246950
>He thinks bbby chads would ever buy his worthless bags
Oh my dear coping baggie..

why do i already regret not buying more gme? am i greedy? i have over 1000 shares but i want more. is this how it feels to be jewish?

>>53246558
Sir is this image implying humans will develop 2 floating telekinetic orbs and a huge cock at some point?

>>53247005
>electric universe theory
oh my sweet innocent village sir. you still need to learn a lot.

>>53246255
Be warned
The bobby rugpull will be unexpected, swift and hard

Friday the 13th and bank earnings are all tomorrow. It's tomorrow.

>>53247042
>bobby rug
>unexpected
It's not unexpected if I'm expecting it.

>>53247005
Atmospheric plasma discharge from 13,000/6,000 year cyclic solar mega flares. The plasma discharge was done in a lab. The petroglyphs are thousands of years old. They were drawn by people seeing the same phenomena, but instead microscopic in a lab, its the size of a mountain.

>>53247042
>per Bloomberg

>>53246558
I'm pretty confident that we're actually the most schizophrenic (real) investment community out there

Insider here. Gme short sellers made billions. Thanks for your donations

>>53247065
Can't wait for you schizos to have enough money to research these things kek

>>53247083
>profits realized but underlying equity never paid off

Hey baggies. Still baggin'?

Billions against a rugpull? whoa

>>53247085
>GMEfags get official scientific publication to aknowledge the giant incoming solar flare.
>With the event now public knowledge, they work together with funding to build several giant shelters that can withstand the radiation bombardment safetly. Allowing mankind to avert the disaster.
>Put "No jews allowed" sign on shelter door

>>53247155
>gme holders decide it's not enough for humanity to survive
>must also destroy our enemies
>start forming groups to raid all the elite underground bunkers during the electrical storms

>>53247086
>YouTube educated fuckwit on a selfproflaimed joke forum about basketweiving and throat singing thinks he understands finance

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

>>53247287
Why are you here, and why is it option 1 and or 3

Damage to the short's portfolios today is said to have been light and all shorts that wanted to are reported to have covered today.

>53247305
>according to people familiar with the matter

>>53247297

Here's a guaranteed way to become rich.

>short whatever the longest lasting threads are on biz

Ask me how I know baggie

Thanks again bro. It'll all be over soon sweetie

>>53247287
>retard with access to the most dense high quality information network in human history

Yes. Seethe more hedgie and or Indian

Once upon a time, in the courtroom of Judge Judy, a group of GME investors and longs were brought before her to answer for their actions in buying and holding onto GME stock. The plaintiffs, a group of hedge funds and short sellers, accused the defendants of making a reckless and irresponsible decision.

"What were you thinking?" Judge Judy scolded the defendants. "Did you not do your due diligence? Did you not consider the risks involved in buying such a volatile stock?" The defendants, looking sheepish, explained that they had been caught up in the hype and excitement of the stock's sudden rise. They had believed that it would continue to go up and that they would make a quick profit. "You let your emotions cloud your judgment," Judge Judy said sternly. "You should have known better. You should have taken a step back and looked at the bigger picture. You should have realized that this kind of rapid and unsustainable growth is not sustainable."

The hedge funds and short sellers argued that they had warned the defendants of the risks involved and that they had acted recklessly. Judge Judy listened carefully, but ultimately ruled in favor of the plaintiffs.

"I find the defendants guilty of making a poor and irresponsible decision," Judge Judy declared. "You have not only lost your own money, but you have also affected the market and caused losses for others. I hope this serves as a lesson to all of you to be more careful and responsible in your investments."

The defendants, humbled and chastened, apologized and promised to be more careful in the future. Judge Judy, satisfied with the outcome, closed the case and adjourned the court. Just like Judge Judy, the GME longs and stockholders were held accountable for their actions, and they have to bear the consequences of their poor decision. They were also reminded of the importance of being responsible and doing their due diligence when investing.

>>53247334
Experts familiar with the matter say that we may have missed something big when they released news on Carl Icahn's supposed short position, as Icahn Enterprises has entered into an "open market sales agreement" with the same guys Gamestop uses, namely Jeffries LLC.
They'll be selling 400 million dollars worth of "depository units" and they have the intention of using any and all profits that come from this in order to "fund future acquisitions".
My sources familiar with the matter say it may be for one of the "meme stocks", specifically GME.

Sources for this extremely bullish news are provided bellow:
>Experts familiar with the matter
>My personal sources familiar with the matter
>The tweet posted by a famous literal who
>The ramblings from a world renowned schizophrenic
>Gossip from the playground school children
>Because the science says so
>Cryptographic hieroglyphs written and received from a bakers dozen of messenger birds
>A rumor provided to me by my Tulpa, Paimon
>Because the news told me so
My sources are irrefutable and cannot be disapproved. You'd never dis-trust the news would you?

Just a reminder what hedgies are trying to take away from you

>53247368

>>53247397
>Literal ChatGPT posting
They're biblically fucked, it's hilarious. They tried saying bobby holders were pedos just like they called jiemi appreciators terrorists too. Didn't work. Nothing Can Stop What is Coming.

>>53245736
Gonna get a tr6, a young tight cutie 3.14 to have in the passenger seat, get some camping and fishing gear loaded in the trunk, have Doors cassettes cued up on the stereo, and tour the southwest for a while, Thelma and Louise style. Except no suicide at the end of the journey

>>53247377
$400 million in lit market purchases would send us to a new ATH.

>>53247209
>bunkers will be too heavily guarded, and the storms are too dangerous for people.
>Holders create a machine immune to the electric interference to hunt down and annihilate the hidden bunkers with extreme prejudice
>Program it to play the the second half of Free Bird at max volume whenever it begins it's attack.
>Do not elaborate on why they did this

>>53247442
Why did Triumph stop making cars?

>>53247378
>men only want 1 thing and it's disgusting

AMC looking mighty tasty at these prices.

>Be me
>Short the GameStop float 500 x over
>People try and stop me
>I just ignore
>People buy the stock
>Don't give a fuck
>People think they can make me close
>Gov asks me to close
> I just "No, you can't make me"
>Think I'll wait till it's bankrupt
>Costs you nothing to hold when everyone will waive all fees and protections to keep you happy
>They can't do shit
Life is good

>>53247766
>10 billion in debt
>market cap of 2 billion
I know this is bait but it's so offensively bad I can't not comment.

>>53247775
>scapegoat

>>53247775
Based

>>53247766
Thanks, I'll set up a short position first thing in the morning.

>>53246551
>order 66

>>53247801
French is indebted for the next 4 millennium and still get jew money somehow, just gotta believe hard enough

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my show. I'm your host, Jim Cramer, and today we're going to be discussing one of the most talked-about companies in the market right now, GME Gamestop. Now, I know that many of you out there are holding onto this stock, hoping for a turnaround, but let me tell you, the numbers don't lie. GME's financial position is dire, and it's only a matter of time before the company goes under. First of all, let's talk about revenue. GME has been struggling to keep up with the shift to digital gaming and online sales. This company's brick and mortar approach is no longer relevant and is not adapting fast enough. In addition, they have a heavy debt load, and they're not generating enough cash flow to cover it.

And let's not forget about the intense competition they're facing. The video game industry is constantly evolving and changing, and GME simply can't keep up. Companies like Amazon, Microsoft, and Sony are eating their lunch, and it's only a matter of time before GME is left behind. Now, I know that some of you may be thinking, "But Jim, what about the recent stock price spike? Surely that's a sign of a turnaround?" Well, let me tell you, that spike was fueled by speculation, not by fundamentals. It's nothing more than a bubble waiting to burst.

In short, GME is a company that is past its prime and is not adapting to change. The numbers don't lie, and it's clear that this company is headed for a fall. My advice to you: If you're holding onto GME stock, it's time to sell, and sell now. Because if you don't, you're going to be the one left holding the bag when the bottom falls out."

>>53245866
20k per share?
Are you drunk?
I’m optimistic as well but you’re just pulling numbers outta your ass, homeboy!
Tell us what it is that’s so great that this megapump should be happening tomorrow specifically?

>53247946
It’s going to infinity. Is it your first day here?

>>53247960
No, people have been pulling ginormus number right out their poopshoots for over 2 years now. Why the fuck would it be different now?

At this point it’s an unproven prophecy.

>>53247946
>20k per share?
>Are you drunk?
Yes, he drunk as fuck and forgot some zero here.

>>53247828
new watamelon edit idea

>>53247986
Tomorrow?
Why?
I’ve been holding unto those bags beyond my own hoping point. Why should it be tomorrow?

>>53246028
>Hey mom I cringe posted again
>No it's totally funny you just don't get it mom

>>53248010
>Sheep Tokin's
Watamelons smoking huge joints.

>>53246551
Based jew

>>53245676
just realized that my computershare shares are Plan Holdings instead of Book... did i do something wrong? i want to be like the greatest jew alive, ryan cohen aka the book king

>>53248035
How many watermelons did you smoke, goofball?

>>53247985
It’s literally math you retard. It is mathematically impossible for them to ever close thus the price theoretically should never stop if everyone is holding for infinity. This is the basis for the stag hunt.

>>53248068
Yes.

>>53248088
Yeah I get that part, but I still don’t know why it should jump to a gazzilion dollars over night!

>>53248067
For fuck sake anon, we've been waiting.

>53247775
>he saved this shit meme for quads and failed spectacularly

>>53246305
Can you make on of that fat attention whoring, disgusting pompous holder who thinks he's a celebrity here?

>>53248105
Every single time the order book dries out we see a 10k ask price on IEX. It WILL rip instantly, the only question is when that process starts.

>>53248105
>We are both underwater
>I have a tank of air you would like to purchase
>You offer $20.63 for it.
>I refuse
>You offer $20.64 for it
>i refuse
>you offer $20.65 for it
>i refuse
You offer $20.66 for it
>i refuse
How long can you hold your breath for, anon?

>>53246551
Your nose is small, fren.

>>53247935
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my show. I'm your host, Cim Jamer, and today we're going to be discussing one of the most talked-about companies in the market right now. GME, Gamestop. Now I know that many of you there are mad this stock stole your pensions, hoping you will be refunded, but let me tell you, the naked shorts don't lie. GME's over-shorting by institutional investors was dire, and they didn't go under. First of all, let's talk about shorts. GME has been struggling to shake off shorts in a post 08 market. The company's NFT approach is cutting edge, and the rest of the market has not even considered this technology. In addition, they have a strong focus on long-term profitability, and a broad base of die-hard buyers at any price.


And let's not forget about the lack of competition they are facing, the market cannot even try to catch up. The NFT industry is going to be littered with the corpses (bankruptcy type) of Coinbase™, Fidelity™, and OpenSea™ are giving their lunch away, and it's only a matter of time before GME is a monopoly. Now, I know that some of you may be thinking, "But Cim, what about the the class action suits? Surely the SCOTUS will rule against them?" Well, let me tell you, that is fueled by speculation, not legal theory. It's nothing more than a hope you wish is true.


In short, GME is a company that is before it's prime and ahead of the game. The numbers don't lie, and it's clear that this company is headed for the moon. My advice to you: If you're holding onto GME stock, it's time to hold, and hold forever. Because if you don't you're going to be the one left holding the bag when the bottom falls out.

>>53248149
But do they really need air to live ?

>>53247335
Have sex incel

>why are you an avatarfag

>>53248188
Shit...

>>53247766
No. Of course AMC would be a scriptfaggot

>>53248067
yo faggots... whats the difference between plan and book

>>53248199
Avatar fagging
Like the meme ain’t aging
You’re a retard beyond understanding
This ain’t even challenging
What else were you thinking

Where's Hepcats anon and tight tummy anon?

wait so what happened, why is everything going up again. I've been away for a while since it's been so boring for so long

>>53248199
checked based and redpilled

>>53246558
Nothing Can Stop What's Coming™

>>53248237
>on my way to fuck your mom

>>53248109
No one waits for digits other than you scripting faggots, kek chooses which posts to bless.

>>53248230
plan: shares held under computershare in the DTCC

book; shares held under your legal name in the DTCC

Brokers only let you hold under a "plan" holding also known as "street name."
CS doesn't loan out shares from my knowledge, but it's extra security when suddenly the DTCC needs to purchase 100 million shares they don't hold.

>>53246472
>picrel
what the everliving fuck did I just read?!

i love weebs

>>53248237
>>53248273
>line was too long

>>53247335
>take is own advice
>do a flip after GME go +10% every day for the next week

>>53248230
The hedgies have an evil >plan
Booked shares are outside of their >plan

I missed out on the action today, why are we up? Did BBBY announce the reverse merger after all?

>>53248251
The shill lied again and we will never slupr at 4$ per share.

>>53248251
BBBY is prepping for a nice rugpull now that it's discussion is allowed on WSB.
GME has had multiple OPEX's tied up because of deferrals and is due for another early '22 March-esque run-up. Price of the stock actually has a (small) possibility of reaching a new ATH, and I say that unironically.

>>53248285
fuckkkk, i need to change to book

>>53248348
okay well should I borrow against my 401k to buy weeklies then

oooooo wagmi

>>53248290
Line was too long
Like a never ending song
We’ll never get along
Unless we share another rip off bong

>>53248379
>buying weeklies on a Friday
oh shit nigger what are you doing

>>53248396
I don't know man I just wanna fucking feel something again and we aren't moving up fast enough

wagmi tomorrow.

>>53248411
>I don't know man I just wanna fucking feel something again
Take some 5-htp and listen to fleetwood mac then.

>>53248442
*LSD

>>53248359
done. fuck you ken

>>53248459
He said he wants to feel something not everything.

https://www.reddit.com/user/-einfachman-/comments/109b8uh/proof_that_top_wsb_mod_is_compromised/

uh oh more people are figuring it out Danny boy

>>53248379
No. You should never buy weeklies unless you're trying to post loss porn on wsb. Get a 60 (or more) day ITM call option, the possibility of a run is greatest next week but could take time to actually build momentum. We still had relatively low volume in the last few days despite rising up by almost 30% this week. Actually fucking insane to think about when you consider that they STILL haven't attempted to fulfill their obligations for this cycle and have "avoided" doing so for almost 4 months.
>t. bought long dated calls for March in November at an average strike price of 22
>I'm already green
I am going to be so fucking rich.

>>53245676
How much is my ps4 pro and about 20 games worth for trade in towards a ps5?

>>53248500
>ITM calls
do I get a free pamprin with that?

>>53248529
You do you man. I don't care if it's a pussy play, theta gang always wins in the end.

>>53248500
What would say a good cost/risk ratio is?

>>53248500
>>t. bought long dated calls for March in November at an average strike price of 22
Hi WardenElite, how your sister going ?

>>53245756
Dude. Just imagine her taking a MASSIVE gme share straight to the purple circle

>53248559
Try again, but this time in English.

>>53248495
Based einfachman

>>53248495
had a rough fucking day and needing some hopium and this shit really activates my almonds. hopefully this starts soon.

>>53248495
>he tried to have admins ban him for "harassment"
Toppest of keks

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/10aa2wm/ohhh_shittt_lmao/

everyone calling out OIUNF.

>>53248649
Thanks for posting these anon. Actually made my night.

>>53248290
This is getting out of hand

>>53248649
more proof that BBY is a shitadel scam

>>53248649
Guys I think the bobby enjoyers might be based too. Holy shit we're all gonna wagmi aren't we?

>53248767
>engrish
Scroll up bitch, niggerfaggot pulling subterfuge by the association of his reddit name has already been discussed.

>>53248495
IIIIIIIIIIII
WAAAAAAALLLKKKKK
AAAAALLLLOOOOONNNNNEEEEE

>>53248495
>>53248649
i was wondering when the fallout of OIU would hit. fucking finally. did you guys see the post he made on wsb about discussing corruption on the discord? he even mentioned citadel lol. what a cunt.

>>53248649
I know the odds are slim to none for GME to buy out BBBY (not that I want it to, I'd rather cash reserves went into a cheaper, more profitable acquisition). But I want them to now, just so Danny has to ban discussion about BBBY and show he's a shameless whore of a shill.

>Once upon a time, Peter Parker, a brilliant and ambitious young man, decided to invest in GameStop (GME) stock. He had heard about the stock from a friend, who had told him about the potential for a "short squeeze" and the chance to make a quick profit. Excited by the prospect of easy money, Peter invested a large portion of his savings into GME stock. He watched as the stock price soared and he felt a sense of triumph and validation for his decision. He boasted to his friends and family about his savvy investment and how much money he was going to make. However, as time passed, the stock's price started to drop, and drop, and drop. Peter watched in disbelief as his investment lost value day after day. He tried to hold on, convinced that the stock would eventually bounce back and he would make a profit. But the price kept going down, and down, and down.

>Feeling worried, Peter decided to talk to his aunt May, who had always been a wise and thoughtful financial advisor to him. She listened carefully to Peter's story, and then she gave him a stern lecture. "Peter, I'm disappointed in you. You know better than to invest in something just because a friend told you to, or because it seems like a quick way to make money. You should always do your own research and analysis before making any investment decisions. And you should never invest more than you can afford to lose." Peter felt ashamed, he knew his aunt May was right. He realized that he had been caught up in the hype and had not done his due diligence before investing. He realized the importance of being responsible and not taking unnecessary risks with his finances.

>Feeling dejected, Peter decided to cut his losses and sell his GME stock. He knew it would not be easy, but he had learned a valuable lesson and decided to be more careful in the future. He promised to himself to always think twice before making any investment decisions.

>>53248772
It may actually be tomorrow.

Rice President Daniel Wang of Citadel Securities

>>53247065
>>53247085

YOU'LL KNOW MY FACTORY BY IT'S NAME

"THE GREAT . . . "

>>53248848
guess we're WAGMI'ng tomorrow, then eh Aunt May?
>https://youtu.be/2OPOGUUkauc

>53248848

>>53248897

>>53246358
i want a nice piping hot bowl of Ramen
then for dessert
APPLE PIE AND VANILLA ICE CREAM
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

WAGMI

>>53248772
They’re being really smug right now desu and desu I don’t much care for it

If I ever make money on this shit, I will buy one of those tunnel-making-cars, fill it with food and water and just drill straight down until the day I die or hit China (whichever comes first)

>>53248925
Alright I'll give you a (you) for that.

>>53248928
same

>>53248953
h-hey anon?
I just wanted to say that

you look really...s3gxy today
thank you
and

WAGMI

>>53248982
I warn you, I am susceptible to flattery.

>>53248230
Book = DRs
Plan = not DRs'd
Only book shares gets counted as DRs when GME gives out the reports

>>53246358
Blue rare steak

>Once upon a time, Tony Stark, a brilliant and successful businessman, was having a meeting with a group of investors who had invested in GameStop (GME) stock. He listened as they explained how they had heard about the stock from a friend, who had told them about the potential for a "short squeeze" and the chance to make a quick profit. Excited by the prospect of easy money, they had invested a large portion of their savings into GME stock. They had watched as the stock price soared and they felt a sense of triumph and validation for their decision. They had boasted to their friends and family about their savvy investment and how much money they were going to make. However, as time passed, the stock's price started to drop, and drop, and drop. The investors watched in disbelief as their investment lost value day after day. They tried to hold on, convinced that the stock would eventually bounce back and they would make a profit. But the price kept going down, and down, and down.

>Tony Stark, who had always been a savvy and successful businessman, couldn't believe what he was hearing. He felt disappointed and frustrated by their lack of research, analysis and responsibility. He berated the investors for not doing their due diligence before investing, for buying into the hype and not understanding the risks involved. He reminded them that investing is not a get-rich-quick scheme, and that they should always think twice before making any investment decisions. He also emphasized that they should never invest more than they can afford to lose, and that they should always be prepared for the worst-case scenario. He advised them to cut their losses, sell their GME stock and move on. He reminded them that it's important to learn from their mistakes and to be more careful in the future.

>Feeling ashamed, the investors realized that Tony Stark was right. They took his advice and sold their GME stock.

>>53249009
hon hon hon
is that a chink the armour?
blood in the water?
*sniff sniff*

>>53246358
Probably fast food to be honest.
>wait until money hits my checking account
>quit my job on the spot
>shut my phone off
>get some fast food and eat it at the park
>enjoy the rest of my first day of true freedom since childhood in peace
I've experienced enough fancy meals to know they're best enjoyed with company.

>>53248981
a true gangster till the end

>>53246358
Probably sushi.

>>53249106
From Jiro’s?

>>53249224
he's gonna hire a sushi chef for this task personally, anon
we're GMEillionaires, remember?

On February 24th 2021 you tweeted a McDonald's soft serve cone and a frog emoji, this was your first tweet on the board of GameStop. Volition Capital's website says Chewy's first board meeting included a trip to McDonald's for soft serve is that true
>True
So then what's the meaning of the frog

>It's a buck 42...
>Well, this was… this was before all the… the crazy inflation
>But a buck 42, for like 150 or 200 calorie ice cream which is like the best ice cream in town as far as I'm concerned
>Uhhh and, I had McDonald's ice cream, so, you know
>My.. my tweets are just me being me anddd uhhhh… it's a good deal, a good deal for... for a great treat
>Sooo that's the meaning

for my personal moass meal, I will buy some very nice champagne... A brut I think. And I'll be pairing that with an entire birthday cake. Vanilla sponge, chocolate icing. Sprinkles. Top.

>>53248886
...GME SUPERNOVA

>>53249301
i love this

>>53249307
champagne AND cake?
oh so fancy, anon!
;)

>>53248982
>>53249009
now kiss

>>53249328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igTeHBR3v34

>>53249347
>>53249328
i'm dyin

>>53249328
>It even has the BO and teabagging

>>53249224
Fuck that guy! He give women smaller pieces of sushi!

>>53249521
>>53249521
>>53249521
Threaded.

>>53249328
Heh.

simply put we are making it TOMORROW!

>>53246104
I would never get a car made after 2020, they all have government mandated killswitches in them and have already been used to kill people.

>>53249346
okay! hahahahaha!!!

>>53247085
Howard hughes bro
https://bibleblog.ru/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/GREAT-UNDERWATER-WALL.pdf?ysclid=l5naxsnhhb75765630