/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53235979
get a job faggot

>>53235985
stay cucked, I'm gonna do immoral shit and be rich while you're grinding for years

P.S: I HATE THESE FUCKING CAPTCHAS

>>53235979
Read a book on politics.

Bot gold in videogames and sell it for crypto doesn't get anymore immoral than that.

>>53236210
yes, what a vile, evil act. How will I live with myself?

>>53235979
Imagine what kind of IQ you need to have to think the way to become rich through crime is to read a fucking book kek.

Your best bet is to be drug mule of some kind so start reading books on how to stretch you rectum because that's as high as you can aspire to get in you criminal career.

>>53236233
There's shit like the anarchist's cookbook. Why can't there be something similar but for money making instead of stupid shit like bombs and drugs or whatnot? I don't give a shit about bombs and drugs, I just want money.

>>53235979
Buy GEO and LMT. Thank me later.

>>53235979
>read a book on crime
Jesus just deal weed like a normal person you fucking cringelord

>>53236263
I would, but I need to commit some evil shit to get the capital to invest first. Broke for now.

>>53236275
Dealing drugs is stupid, that's the least stealthy crime out there.

>>53236278
Just wageslave as a prison warden for 5 years.
Easy money.

>>53235979
you should try prostituting yourself to men at public venues like truck stop restrooms. i'm sure you'll be able to """enrich yourself""" with this immoral behavior.

>>53236302
Ehh, in my country even doctors make $300 a month. Would take too long to save anything, hence I need crime.

>>53236320
OK if you really need money fast and don't have any moral values - just lobby some pharmaceutical companies.

>>53236320
>turd world shitholer
>too lazy to work
>fantasize about crime
>(but too lazy and retarded to actually commit it)
if you had a brain, you would realize that you're getting exactly what you deserve.

I have a low opinion of, and a great disdain for, the gang that uses the thing in OP image as their gang sign.

>>53236364

>>53236363
Not too lazy to commit it, just too retarded.

>>53236340
But I'm broke, I need some other crimes first to build up capital

>>53235979
Dont do it, judging from your posts i can tell youre not smart of ingenious enough to pull it off.

>>53236471
Nah, this apparent naivete of mine is just how I talk online to gather information. If I sounded smarter or more antagonistic, I'd never get any genuine suggestions.

>>53235979
Buy some RAIL trannies using Matchaxyz and then deposit into railgun.org governance. 2% of treasury is distributed to stakers every week.

>>53236495
Sorry, but from my professional assessment, you're just a tool. Maybe if you dropped your Joker-tier "criminal mastermind" act, you'd have some chance of making it.

As of now, the best investment for you isn't in books but in knee pads.

>>53236886
Bummer.

Anyway, got some crime ideas?

>>53236923
Prostitution is illegal in some places.

>>53236495
well that backfired didn't it because now people aren't giving you suggestions because you come across as too stupid to pull them off successfully and no one wants to be responsible for someone spending time in the can.
Not so smart now, are we?

>>53237012
nah, it's all a percentage game. By the naivety I increased my chances, although it was unlikely to gain any useful advice either way.

>>53235979
You sound like an edgy teenage nigger or mexican OP

>>53235979
Fuck men up the ass. Also, get fucked by as many men as possible as well

>>53235979
Buy a vr full body set and strip for people in metaverse