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>>53229134

I will be so rich off my calls tomorrow can't wait.

CPI tomorrow and Big banks report earnings Friday. Who the fuck is buying this fake and gay pump? You are literally providing them with exit liquidity

Stop saying "Pivot". Every time you do, Jerome raises the rates

Financial analyst at a major top-5 financial bank in Canada. I'm going to help you guys out for once. Rumors and leaks of the CPI data look grim from what I see. Inflation will reverse trend and increase back to 7.2%.

TA is show really bullish momentum going into tomorrow's CPI, but luckily TA can not control or predict the FED.... or maybe it can...

Tomorrow we crash with slightly higher than anticipated CPI>

>>53231610
SPY over the 200 DMA? I buy. Simple as.

>>53231613
you couldn't have said that before the markets closed today?

>the recession is already over
>we are not currently in a recession
seriously, what the fuck are you anons smoking
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/manufacturing-pmi-829
manufacturing: 46.2 - been in contraction since November
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/ism-non-manufacturing-pmi-176
services: 49.6 - contraction - largest drop since covid lockdowns
>bad times are over, only good times now
seriously, what the fuck are you anons smoking
the layoffs are increasing every week, each economic report coming out is more bleak than the last
it is literally why we have been rallying - because the reports are so bad, that the Fed will be forced to pivot
Do you all just have your heads in the sand or what?
Do you not read the reports?
Where the fuck are you getting this shit from

>>53231613
Are you calling the Cleveland Fed liars?

>>53231626
My systems are monitored and I could get in trouble if anyone traces my IP. You can still hedge using futures.

>>53231641
don't worry, I already loaded up on puts anyways.
Only god can decide my future.

buy bitcoin miners tomorrow

>>53231613
prove it

>>53231613
reply to this post OP if you are larping else you will lose everything

>>53231636
what's their track record, do they chronically underestimate?

>>53231611
Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot Pivot

is this "ok"?

>>53231621
Why did people go from being in to Japan to Korea now? What has Korea ever done that’s cool? At least Japan had Samurais and Ninjas. TKD is dancefighting and Korean guys look like flaming homosexuals. Can someone give me a qrd?

>>53231582
Okay /smg/, I need your help. My girlfriend got matching tattoos with her last ex. Never really cared about it, also not a doodle nigger myself. She got it covered up "for me". I kind of just said oh that's cool and didn't get all excited about it, so now she's mad at me.

Why are doodle niggers like this? Wtf bros.

>>53231656
They've got papers and shit comparing their model vs actual values historically: https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

>>53231665
im a poor fag. i plan to dca into these 3 during 2023. since everyone is calling for a recession this year. should i add or take away anything?

>>53231665
I’d just go all VTI, SCHD or 60/40. The energy etf isn’t really necessary and energy is probably peaking.

>>53231649
the bears are having their winter sleep

>>53231656
>>53231673
More recently, Jim Bianco collated this. And I think their October estimate ended up being like 30bp too high. So like half the time they've been within less than 10 basis points.

Buy oil, BOIL, and tin foil.

>>53231668
It's all shilling for the new KPOP ETF (ticker: KPOP).

>>53231697
based chickens

>>53231718
I’m really beginning to think it’s a psyop to homogenize the masses to make them easier to manipulate l.

>JEPI

>>53231636
Is 6.64 good or too high?

ypu guys ever watch your smelly plop plops go down the porcelain throne?

>>53231636
Now can I get what the monthly inflation is, not what inflation has changed percent wise. Playing with percents like this may skew the perception of the actual value

>>53231668
Because Japan was a colonial power and Korea a victim. Liking Japan is bigoted.

the last thing I will trust is a cryptoshit maintaining momentum and not suddenly losing all gains in a day and sinking to newer lows

>>53231691
i thought energy was a "go to" in 2023? was i meemed?

>>53231745
Wall Street consensususeses are:
>Headline MoM: 0.0%
>Headline YoY: 6.5%
>Core MoM: 0.3%
>Core YoY: 5.7%

So Cleveland Fed is 0.1%-0.2% higher.

>>53231632
W-whys mister ohio fed saying january cpi go higher

>>53231759
>Now can I get what the monthly inflation is, not what inflation has changed percent wise.

You guys should diversify your portfolios and purchase county owned tax liens for 18% returns guaranteed.

How would the market react if we get a surprise 7%?

This options thing seems complicated but so far it looks like you just pick a strike price slightly above or below the current stock price and pick expiration date that isn't retarded and hope you get lucky
I feel like I'm basically right

>>53231814
i always fuck up. im sticking to accumulation now

>>53231773
It’s cyclical and already had a huge run. It could go higher, but I’m not personally buying at these prices.

>>53231814
Yeah! Now grab yourself a robinhood account and throw money at options then post results for education purposes.

>>53231808
Market makers will come and rape your mother

>make it
>get taxed 37%
lmao

Are the bulls larping?
They are incoherent.

>>53231808
How optimistic of you to assume there would still be a market.

>>53231814
that except you have more copium to make it feel like its not gambling

>>53231761
That’s really fucking gay. I’ll continue to support the winning team. Korea sounds weak.

>>53231822
i see. would you recommend buying more vti and schd now or waiting a bit?

Bros, I'm so pissed off, my shorts and puts on AMZN got heemed today. Are investors really falling for that Buy with Prime bulltrap? I've seen too many customers cancelling Prime to even consider that shit to be a good investment right now...

>>53231773
It was in 2022. At this point it's risky due to being cyclical and oil being one of the first things to get wrecked during a recession

>>53231834
So it's really looking like it'll be higher than consensus. This isn't good.

>>53231852
>I've seen too many customers cancelling Prime to even consider that shit to be a good investment right now...
If they seriously haven't fixed that since the beta test, sounds like you've got some information the rest of the market hasn't priced in. Congrats on your future gainz.

>>53231814
No ive gotten fucked hard in the past being right on price movement but bought at wrong times paying too much iv premium which exposes too much risk.

>>53231808
They would blame it on housing and make up some bullshit about 'lagging indicators'
Damage control at this point is second nature.

>>53231668
Korea and Japan were/are American projects pumped with capitalism and our popular culture. It's familiar but still foreign enough to be interesting. You don't see fags obsessing over traditional Mongolian culture or some shit

>>53231831
I’m not buying because I’m incredibly unsure, but I do think October was the bottom of the bear and I’m going to miss S&P5000 because of my uncertainty and overall faggotry.

>>53231808
Prices would go down. More importantly, bearish posters on this general would become extremely smug.

>>53231806
Can you give more details? Sounds interesting.

>>53231860
Could be. Same dude's also predicting 5.6 for core though. That's below consensus and might could matter more.

In any case I'd say there could be a tailwind from the removal of event risk.

>>53231814
No.

>>53231849
You should ask someone else here on timing. I’m not great in that department. VTI and SCHD are both historically excellent ETFs though. If you’re going to religiously DCA each week and a meteor doesn’t hit the country, you should come out on top eventually with those picks.

>>53231881

>>53231808
Haha he hasn’t heard about supercore inflation. Get a load of this retard
It’s never going away

cpi negative tomorrow. checkem

>>53231879
Fags, no. Mongols are based though. I listen to their music and genuinely enjoy it.

>>53231860
everyone was higher than consensus last time, and yet we came in cooler.

Someone got last month right at 7.1%, by extrapolating from truflations data with a 3 month delay (which seems insane and unreliable). He's predicting 6.8% for this month.
We'll see if it was a fluke tomorrow.
https://twitter.com/noimwill/status/1592937198575239168

CPI will be cooler tomorrow. I was right on the last 4

>>53231697
Based

>>53231922
>supercore inflation
Can I get a quick rundown? Saw this in a headline and realized if I actually read the article I might want to gouge my eyes out.

>>53231879
funny how the literal american colony turned to shit somehow

>18 bucks an hour to work with beaners an hour away
>18 bucks an hour to work with autistic adults
Lol
Lmao
These wouldn't be so bad if they'd just pay people actual money, but a job with a commute that long that sucks that hard isn't worth it. I don't know what the fuck is up with 'supply and demand' that these places need workers, but don't want to pay for workers. So they don't get workers.

How does JPowell feel that people are literally gambling on inflation data like it's the super bowl?

>>53231668
>What has Korea ever done that’s cool?
>and Korean guys look like flaming homosexuals
You answered youself

is it just the adderall or does everyone feel like tomorrow is going to be epic? to the upside or the downside i dont fucking know

>>53231735
I am also a jepi enthusiast

>>53231957
I would imagine he chuckles to himself while writing another J-Pow pasta to post here.

>>53231940
It focuses on a superfaggy consumer price bucket like luxury clothes, dragon dildos, and anti aids medication

>>53231974
The thing I'm most proud about myself is that in my head I can read that quote in Carl's voice perfectly

>>53231957
Its called speculation, thank you very much.

>>53231984
Ah, sounds like the perfect metric for the San Francisco Fed.

Anime girls

Checkem

>>53231970
Every bank that matters is doing earnings this friday. Friday the 13th. Yet somehow permabulls have the gall to act as if the line will only go up, lol, lmao even.

395.37 -0.15 (-0.04%)
After hours: 07:59PM EST

>>53231974
we're gonna make it, carl-san!

>>53231970
That's how it feels on this board, but the VIX is 21. That's pretty low.

>>53231999

>>53231957
He's probably fine with it in principle. But instead of $10,000 portfolios he wants us to do it with $1,000 ones.

>

>>53231994
I was dating a little bully like niggertoro but right around new year she started being distant. Pretty sure things are dead. Wanted to watch anime but my butthole hurts. Life sucks

>>53231957
Powerful and hard af

No matter what CPI is here is what will happen.
>algos immediately ramp everything 3%+ higher
>VIX crashes
>puts lose 90% of their value
>calls break even to slightly up
>(((market makers))) win again
>Biden comes out at his planned 10am speech and claims that his policies are saving the world.

The speech is already scheduled, written and in the teleprompter. It’s a foregone conclusion; everything is going dramatically higher tomorrow no matter what the number is.

>>53232007
BRO don't take away my fun.

>>53232060
i m so happy we elected such an amazing president able to save our economy

>>53231453
see
>>53232049
Didnt see new bread was baked
Short KMX and let the drop compound
Down 50% (roughly) from ATH, another 50% to go.

>>53232076
Be glad he doesn't want us to do it with $100 ones.

>>53232060
Yeah it’s all rigged so true
retard schizo

.........investing in roller coasters?

>>53232060
I feel like this is way too obvious of a scenario. We really pump like 4% in a week only to pump another 3% in a day? I wouldn't think they would make it that easy.

S&P Futures
3,988.50
-1.50(-0.04%)

>>53232119
futures
10pmET
KYS

I smell koreaboos in this thread, please stay offline and play with your stickers kids.
someone convince me of a good spac

>>53232060
>puts lose 90% of their value
But that would mean I lose, never in my long hard 25 year old life have I ever lost like that before.

>>53232140
Everything in DWAC, and load up on those trump nft's too them shits collectibles.

>>53232140
>spacs
>in 2023

>>53231993
I was going to short banks, my only hesitation is that they are banks.
>The masters of kike fuckery
Banks are run by the kind of reptilians that harvest adrenochrome with a maple syrup tap for fun. Cooking the books is not below them. Hell look at Enron or LTCM. Everything is fine at banks, until suddenly it isnt.
If anything, Friday the 13th is a power day for the checkerboard floor synagogue of Satan fork tonged types.
>full disclosure, I hold no positions in banks

>>53232110
Like roller coaster makers or theme parks themselves? DIS is obviously too dilute but I think Six Flags might be squeaking by enough to avoid bankruptcy.

Little preview of a sketch im working on. I think i shall dub myself...buncun

>>53232188
based
Ran out of money for commissions?

ChatGPT story about CPI release
No woman will ever visit us...

>>53232024
Ask her what's going on

>>53232203
Great, now I want to rewatch Primer.

>>53232198
Nah, ill never "run out" ever. The artists I want to comm are sketch as fuck and can barely be contacted. A few months ago i took up the hobby.

>>53231831
"weathers got the shrimpers in a frenzy, they're horny and dont need a good excuse"
https://youtu.be/H_r_YmA4PEU

You guys think pic related is going to kill himself tomorrow will market rallies?

>>53232203
>ChatGPT
why do I keep hearing about this lately? what happened to all of the old green text chat ai?

>>53232167
that feeling is exactly why i think they will do well
>53232162
why do they keep extending their merger date? also you need to have the news on your side to make serious scratch on spacs in 2023

>>53232256
I think it's the same technology, but ChatGPT is a massive upgrade

>>53232253
what's he predicting?

>>53232265
>negative sentiment is why spacs will perform well
>need positive news coverage for spacs to perform well
I don’t get it

>>53232205
I did. Shes being a women about something I said. What she was asking about was a much more serious relationship that we hadnt gotten to yet. Now we are hardly talking, and her responses are "dead" with hardly any emotion that she had before. All I got was a "oop" when I told her the gym I was trying to go to had a shooting tonight. Probably give until saturday and instead of just ghosting will make it offically so ai stop feeling like shit.

Short these companies. It's literally that simple.

>>53232298
A fweakshow. He shouldn't be laughing, but he is.

>>53232319
Vimeo looks like THAT?!

>>53232319
SIRS

>>53232319
Sir?

>>53232317
Well to u asked. Best not to chase. Simply do not text or call her. do not get mad. do not say things or over. Just ignore her. Either she comes back or she doesn't.

>>53232319

>>53232319
anjali

>>53232317
Chase a check, never chase a bitch. Please understand it'll save you a lot of heartache and money.

>>53232317
If she literally didn't care if you died in a shooting then I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's not into you, you'd be a fool wasting time going force it to work, just move on

>>53232380
Yeah I made her aware, gave opportunity for her to try and put effort in to at least match my own. She is bored of me now for whatever reason and now just gives headache to think about. Modern dating sucks.

>>53232403
The only bitch I will be chasing will be a dog any time soon. At least they have some loyalty.
>>53232416
Yeah. Just sucks watching a relationship blow up in slow motion.

If I get fit and rich enough to qualify for a gf, would this hypothetical gf show me her boobies if I asked her? Would she dress like douki-chan if I asked?

>>53232479
kill yourself

>>53232444
Modern dating is a scam designed to enrich women and destroy men emotionally/financially & physically.
Consider it dodging a bullet, boredom could lead to her calling 1-2 and having your ass arrested for battery/stalking/threatening, just for the lulz.
>Modern bitches do this crazy shit
>especially niggers

>>53231621

>>53232479
Yes. Although you'd probably have to do something for her in return unless you're mega rich and attractive.

>>53231808
>How would the market react if we get a surprise 7%?

>>53232479
We call those whores, they show bobs and dress appropriately when paid.

>>53232300
not many have moved money into them lately, this doesnt mean they dont exist anymore and almost all SPACs with warrants are trading extremely low for their current state of affairs.
All of this means its more of a gamble but if you find the right spac the amount of gains you make will be even higher in theory than before. (I've seen two spacs announcing aa target have their warrants reach from .10$ to 2.00 - 4.00$ a pop

you only need news to move the price as liquidity has dried, this is all written by a financially uneducated dude but watch me get this bag

>>53231814
I bought 3 $10 RKT calls expiring 1/17/25 at $1.05 per contract. Can't help but feel this is free money, wish I could've loaded more fml

I just want to post this and also spread my happiness because my portfolio went up 4% today.

>>53232492
That is a lot of demoralization. Ive bern sticking my dick in crazy for as long as I have lived and thats never been a thing. But the emotional cost of trying to cultivate a relationship is too much. Financially they can be costly too but I think thats a function of pin risk due to tje emotional cost.
>cost a ton pf time and effort to start a relationship
>because all that time and effort you feel like you have to pay any financial price she demands for trips etc

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>where’s the banckruptcy?!

>>53232543
Any woman who makes videos of herself to post on social media is unsalvageable garbage. Doesn't matter if she's pretty, virginal, etc; if she even has the slightest interest in getting attention from masses of strangers she belongs in a mass grave

GME SHORT SQUEEZE

>>53232203
our female broker finally came through

>Futures

You will never be a touhou

Did you know that Gas is Gross? Do your part to help Joe Biden get rid of gas stoves in the United States by shorting natural gas!

>>53232550
The left has launched a war on relationships.
Really, she doesn't even have to call the cops. A random 3rd party can basically SWAT you over literally anything and get your shit reckd, even if you both deny anything happened and refuse to press charges. The state will press charges.
If you live together they can then legally take your house too, without even being married.
>This is life in blue states
Not meant to be FUD, more a warning to play your cards close and not put yourself out there for every crazy slut that will let you smash.

>>53232550
My wedding cost less than a used car and the sum total I spent on dating my wife was about the same amount before we got hitched. It doesn't have to be a million dollars, you don't have to settle for gold diggers, and in fact the less you spend the more likely you are to be together forever instead of another 7-or-less pump and dump financial rape "marriage".

I didn't buy anything today because if tomorrow dumps I'll just buy after that, and if it pumps I'll buy when it eventually dumps after that. Win win, really.

I'M STANDING AT THE EDGE
BUT SOMETHING ALWAYS BRINGS ME BACK
ALL THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
REMINDING ME OF WHAT I HAVE
IF I FALL TONIGHT
YOU CAN BRING ME BACK TO LIFE

https://youtu.be/-cTijc95Bis

>>53232635
>instead of another 7-or-less pump and dump financial rape "marriage"

>m-mine is different!
>statistics? That's just made up ha!

>>53232652
Pray, before it's too late.

i have enough stocks to be a mumu and enough cash to be a bobo and i will antagonize whoever is being the bigger jerk

>>53232492
>boredom could lead to her calling 1-2 and having your ass arrested
My ex got me thrown in the drunk tank for getting in a fight with her a while we were out a while back. I'm extremely lucky that doesn't count as an arrest in my country. Can confirm that psycho women use cops as a go-to when they're scorned

>>53232677
Checked and wildly based.

>>53232707
While we were out a while back*

>>53232707
This is why you always have a few dykes as friends. They don't go to prison forever for walloping another lady.

going to wage slave /smg/
don't forget to buy btcminers stocks tomorrow for day trading
and if you're really frisky go buy 2 year leaps for the 2024 halving

>>53232677

>>53232733
Gtfo my general cryptofag

If you post an image with a woman (2d or 3d) I hide your post without even reading your post.

>>53232776
what about the great morgan yu

He's a fucking NEGGer
NEGGer NEGGer NEGGer

I bought TECL, so tomorrow will pump unless digits

>>53231953
they don't actually want workers
they just pile all the work on fewer people and pay them slightly more
which is why a taco bell kitchen designed for a dozen people is regularly staffed with 4 people making 14 instead of 10

cpi report?
more like pee pee i pee-port

tomorrow

>>53232910
that's an funny dog

>>53232990
His name is handbanana and he is a VERY BAD DOG!

Will number go up or will number go down with CPI

>>53232718
Good point.

>>53231613
My guess is they will release some bullshit number saying it was 0% and then two weeks from now "correct their mistake"

>futures
It’s fucking over for bobo (myself included). I’m a retard. I failed my children yet again.

>>53232652
Half of marriages don’t end in divorce and the stats for millennials are better than for boomers.

>m-muh misanthropy is universally correct and that’s why I’m unmarried, not because I couldn’t attract a suitable mate!

>Natgas

>>53231668
Korean girls are cute.

>>53231582
Anyone else excited for Tomorrow? CPI days are so much FUN

>>53231624
So you've been heemed 3 times this year?

>>53233146
have sex

>>53233153
Anon, what year do you think it is?

What was the catalyst for 3% today?

The fuckin VIX is up

>they're vaccinating the honey bees.
welp, it was nice shitposting with you guys

>>53233139
How many licenses to operate a natty gas stove in the future?

>>53233146
meh, not as fun as FOMC days

>>53231668
Korea is kino

>>53231953
That job will literally never been filled for less than $25/hr. You don't get to bark at laborers anymore when looking to fill positions. People just don't give a fuck anymore. They'll live off scraps from a dumpster and be perfectly happy. Whatever boomer made this listing is completely clueless on the labor market right now. Being bilingual automatically puts you at $30/hr alone.

>>53233014
100% chance of up. Very up.

>>53233206
Why are futes as flat as a 10 year old Asian girl? I’m gonna be laughing my ass of with the rest of cash gang when CPI comes in hot and Jerome blames it on strong labor markets?

>>53233205
And that's a good thing!

>>53233236
Earnings are more important tbhq. cpi can come in cool then bank earnings show recession.
ima permabear until the housing market collapses.

>>53231953
what the FUCK

>>53231735
BASED JEPICHAD

>>53233146
I forgot to buy more TLT calls :(

If I ever somehow become a billionaire entrepreneur, I'm going to make Brendan Fraser my company's official spokesperson.

>>53231953
>You like to make your employer look good
>You are aware of the employer's needs at all times

This has to have been written by a teenage girl

>>53231970

It’s the adderall - and we are excited to watch shit crash and burn.

I don’t like puts so I loaded up on SPXS calls.

>>53233326

How do I get hired or find a nice woman? I tend to have very little filter on my mouth. I say absurd shit and some people tend to think I'm crazy. I talk to myself constantly.

>>53231636
>Are you calling the Cleveland Fed liars?
no they could just have bad models tho

>>53233327
No, it's an out of touch boomer. My boss, god bless him, thinks the $22/hr is good money. I have to repeatedly explain to him that inflation completely destroyed wages and that $22 isn't shit. Part of the reason I'm dropping down to a part time consulting/training role with the company in the near future.

>>53233333

>>53233355

in 3 years, you will be the boomer.

>What?
>$68 for a bell pepper?????
>Absurd!!!!
>In my day we only paid $8 for a bell pepper.

>>53233350
>little filter on my mouth
Work blue collar jobs. We don't give a fuck what you say as long as you show up to work and aren't a complete piece of shit.

>>53233370
Oh im already the boomer don't get me wrong. I think that my generation and gen z genuinely want something for nothing, but I'm also realistic. If potential applicants don't want to work for what you're offering even if it's a fair wage, that's not their problem, it's the employers. How the 7 million millennials and zoomers that dropped out of the labor force are surviving, is beyond me though.

>>53233370
https://youtu.be/26ZDB9h7BLY

>>53231624
>buy over the 200 DMA
>sell below
the /smg/ way

>>53233372

My last official job was a steel cutter. They put up with my mouth, because I made an effort to make it right to the customers and admitted some of my mistakes etc. I also moved faster than light when the pressure was on. Find shit to do when there was NO customers, sweeping floors organizing metal etc etc.

I was only somewhat of a piece of shit. I wasn't a complete piece of shit, so they wouldn't fire me.

Now i'm a full time caregiver for me father. We will see what the future holds. I can't go back to normal bullshit jobs. I need to work with grumpy crusty men who can tolerate me.

>>53233143
>cute

>>53233390

>How the 7 million millennials and zoomers that dropped out of the labor force are surviving, is beyond me though.

As a former piece of trash and a former parasite, I know the answer.

>MOM
>DAD
>THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
>I HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS AND STUFF
>IT'S IMPARATIVE THAT YOU TAKE CARE OF ME AND GIVE ME MONEY OR I'LL DIE

Sad really. I'm so glad things have changed for the better in my particular case.

>>53233370
It comes quite quickly. I unironically remember 10 cent cokes in glass bottles in machines that you had to open a door to pull your drink from. You could go to the movies for less than 10 bucks including popcorn and drink and still have change left. Furniture was made out of authentic wood.

>>53233407
Sounds like you already have some practical skills. As someone in management I can tell you the key to getting a job in the current climate is to be confident and realistic. Tell potential employers that you know they're desperate and that you know your value as a laborer if you're as good as you say you are. Being blunt works well these days. Tell them you're a good worker and if they decide you're not, feel free to fire you. Nothing screams red flag to me than a potential employee that is wishy-washy during their interview
>>53233419
I was afraid that was the case. Jesus Christ young "men" are fucking pathetic.

I usually buy between soxs and soxl. I know tomorrow it will make a big movement in either direction but I couldn't take the pressure and pussied out and sold my positions. +25% this week is solid but tomorrow it could go up to +10% or higher in a single day and I know I will hate myself for not committing
Call me a pussy or make me feel better about myself anons

>>53233456
I think that's the smart move cause the feeling of losing money sucks but at the end of the day only you can convince yourself to be a pussy or a degenerate gambler

>>53233443
>Being blunt works well these days
Not him but as someone who works in the academia, that is the biggest pile of horsecrap I've read in a long time. Maybe this advice applies to jobs for men but in this corporate piece of crap environment... being blunt will only get you despised and fired. Or maybe I'm just too much of an asshole and cannot combine bluntness with the proper amount of aggressivity.
>Nothing screams red flag to me than a potential employee that is wishy-washy during their interview
It's crazy how this sheit works like a wonder in academia. "Oh yeah I want to change the world" --> "you're hired"

>>53233427
I member when an ice cold Bangs soda pop only cost a God's honest dime.

>>53231582
>futures

>>53233443

>I was afraid that was the case. Jesus Christ young "men" are fucking pathetic.

I think much of that is due to drug abuse and lenient parents. If some 26 year old can do dope all day and have mommy and daddy bail him out of all of his jams, he will become a piece of shit.

I had get sober for once and for all before I could even pretend to function in society again.

>>53233466
So are you a communist or do you just pretend to be one for a paycheck

>futures

>>53233469
Yep, that was back before Chuck's became Sneed's.

>>53233427
>>53233469
>During the 73 years between Marcus Aurelius’s reign ending in 180 CE and the beginning of the reign of Emperor Gallienus, the denarius silver coin was periodically debased – by mixing in a cheaper base metal, like lead – from 75% silver to only 5%.

Frankly Roman coins were a lot more based than ours, even if they were likewise debased.

>>53233510
Man, with these fuckin high heels this reminds me of Zelensky.

>>53233516
The ol' Fuck & Suck? Whatever happened to that place?

>>53233466
I'm speaking specifically to blue collar jobs. If you're in the white collar world you have to obey by a whole other set of rules. I would never work in that world because it's soul crushing and embarrassing. Money be damned. I always look down on the office "men" in the buildings we clean. They are so effeminate. They always have that look that if I barked at them, they'd piss their pants. Yeah you make more money then me, but at least I have my dignity and my manhood.
>>53233479
It's not your fault. If your parents enable that kind of behavior it's no surprise you took advantage of it. My brother pulled the "poor me" card for years and it was pathetic. And my father wanted to drop the hammer on that faggot but my mother wouldn't allow it. I felt his pain. My mom is a sweetheart and won't allow her kids to suffer even though she needs to. Time to grow up.

Where is the faggot who bet against TSM?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tsmc-q4-profit-78-beats-053716167.html

Assuming SPY pumps tomorrow from CPI, how early should I sell my calls? I can't remember how long the last CPI pump lasted but I think it was a day?

>>53233143
Not before the plastic surgery they're not.

what will bobo cope be after we meltup tomorrow?

>>53233546
1 1/2 hours

so is every girl on tiktok making 6 figures from ad money?

>>53233546
although the top was instantly and second highest top was 40 mins later

>>53233581
was when it started to crash rapidly

>>53233588
no thats retarded, but also imagine making like low 5 figures for basically free and being able to put that into the market.

>>53233557
I like my Oriental girls raw.

>>53233607
When I drop down to part time and start making more videos and live streaming, I fully expect this general to financially support me like a TikTok thot.

You foretold a 2008/09 meltdown starting the new year

You predicted a deep a prolonged global recession

You told us housing was going to crash, that stocks would crab for a decade

If CPI comes in cool, we will sacrifice you to summon the most golden of BVLLS

This is bobos last stand

OUT carried my bad decision poorfolio last week.

>>53233619
Biden has a planned speech on inflation after the number hits tomorrow. You can bet your ass his handlers already know it. It’s gonna be cool and the market will moon then Biden will come tell everyone how great a job he is doing.

>>53233618
at least you aren't like CLF Tranners, we gave that guy so much cash on twitch then he ditched us for stocktwits

>>53233619
I hope all bears die and go to hell, down to the last man, woman, and child

>>53231659
A fellow t bill enjoyer

>>53233638
Wait, people actually gave money to clftranny? Lol. Lmao even.

prediction
thursday: flat market
friday: crash

>>53231926
What if we started some sort of forum centered around Mongolian throat singing?

So when are the numbers coming out?

>>53233662
He lost most of it so karma paid him back in kind.

>>53231582

hey guys insider here. this is whats going on. we get a 6.8% CPI print. (You) and everyone on Reddit are gonna fomo into 0DTE puts. Then, the MMs are going to bid it up until the put buyers capitulate and fomo into calls. Then, the MMs end the day at SPY 392-393

>>53233679
I would never abandon this general. Every single day I wish I could, but i'm stuck here forever. You guys are genuinely the only interesting people I know

>>53233676
They're delayed to next week. We China now.

>>53232140
You missed the sofi train, it's not cheap at this price anymore

>>53233370
>>53233427
back in my day i remember when the value menu was the dollar menu.

on another thought, has anybody talked to somebody who lived through the inflation of the 70s as a working adult and asked how it affected them? i don't have anybody, the people i do know were too young during that time for it to have affected them

>>53233694
Same. Even if I make it I'd still come back and shitpost here. I'm pretty sure I told Cramer to suck my ass a few months back in these threads.

>>53233718
If I got rich, I would just build a trading compound and let all of you guys live with me and trade all day. I love you guys. Best friends a guy could ask for. You guys get me.

>>53233742
how many arab men have you picked up and butchered with that line

>>53233742
That'd be pretty kino. Sucks dick talking to people that think finance and trading is just woowoo bullshit and ignore it wholly, caring about it at all makes it difficult to talk to anyone that doesn't care.

>futures

>>53233755
Enough that you might want to sleep with your ass to the wall from now on...

>>53231669
this video makes me want to start sending dick pics

>>53233780
Especially if they sleep on floor numbah one....

>>53233780
dont take it personal tomorrow when i say bad things about you , i will just be venting as usual

>>53233742
ill bring the steaks

>>53233780
every time i see that i guy i think of the old squeaky wheel station
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-HH-PkZCKc

>>53233809
It's not a big deal. I have a photographic memory. I remember every mean thing every anon has said to me since January 2016.

>>53233827
what happened before that?

>>53233827
<3 you my fren gnite
faggot

>>53233827
larp, i dont doubt you archive tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-4wbxXYX84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13WAhlE02ew
which 1 is better, strictly for trading stocks of course.

>>53233827
You will now rember forever that I love you

>>53233889
I know. I always did.

what is going on

https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds this bond screen has just what I wanted

um why the dumps?

>>53234160
we had enough cpi front running pump

>Everyone is preparing for inflation coming in cool
>Joe Brandon is ready to take credit instead of downplay it
>Bobo : "Its going to dump it has to my puts have to pump listen to meeeeeee"

>>53234227
joe has access to the data before hand, last time i came in scorching hot they had a presser trying to downplay it. theyre gonna take a victory lap this time

>natgas

>>53234241
Down 75% this month.

>>53234257
Did you short it?

What was the real reason for grounding all these planes?

>futures

>>53234351
The bbby rocket was preparing for lift off and they needed to clear the skies.

>futures
my shorts are making mad gainz

Fact : Wild Turkey 101 makes you a better trader, I bought this handle last friday and drank a 3rd of it and I'm up +831.16% on my positions.

>>53234502
I'm a real man. I drink water

Yields...

>>53234526
>waterfags
enjoy your xenoestrogens and floride

>>53234420
>my shorts
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M FUCKING BANKRUPT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53234645
Rekłijeskat In Paczę

>>53232324
Kek

>>53233537
everyone knew Q4 would be strong but earnings are about what comes next and
>"b b but if the inflation goes down m-maybe our business won't crash in 2023??" does not set a good outlook

>>53234689
why would their business crash in 2023? Their products are in higher demand than ever to the point where they can't keep up with the demand and have to prioritize the highest paying customers like MS, Apple and car manufacturers over clients like Sony and Nvidia.

>>53234733
There are many tech industries that would be a very profitable short. Shorting the most advanced chip fab company on earth is however the dumbest goddamned idea I have ever heard of as they essentially produce the closest thing humanity has to literal fucking black magic. Seriously, anyone who even thinks of it beyond some basic near-ITM puts playing cycles and momentum is so fucking stupid they should never be allowed to trade again. It's like shorting the price of water in the desert, very definition of a "just because you can doesn't mean you should" position.

>weeks of red
>"THE MARKET WILL CRASH IN JANUARY"
>followed by weeks of green
>"THE MARKET WILL REACH NEW ALL TIME HIGHS IN JANUARY"
Thread is full of not smart people.

>>53231621
TA not matter. We usually have a few green days followed by a few red days. The intensity of those red green alternations merely depends on whether the market is bullshit or bearshit.

>>53234558
How fucked are we, no memes?

>>53234751
When will TSM begin producing battle drones to take over the Taiwanese government and make the island into a giant anti-Chinese factory/battlestation?

TSM WARNS SHIT IS FUCKED SELL NOW

THE FRESH BREAD: >>53233410
THE FRESH BREAD: >>53233410
THE FRESH BREAD: >>53233410
THE FRESH BREAD: >>53233410

MADE HOURS AGO, BUT FRESH

>>53234846
South Africa actually did and I fuckin shorted last friday, exactly before the fuckin news about the South African Central Bank came out. I was stupid for not being patient, cause I assumed it could go up thanks to bullish sentiment due to China (copper, gold, platinum, alu, zinc). Also I challenged my indicators again. Everytime I do this they fuck me, everytime I do not, I get fucked cause I lose on opportunities.