/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53230398
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,192.942B, 102P = 21.499B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,199.170B, 99P = 22.214B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Whats the latest cope?

gangs stomp

jej dumb fuck baggots

>tfw cohen dilutes

WAGMI

>>53230081
You are correct, the use government has two options.

>let GME vacuum up all USD in circulation because they allowed hedge funds to steal from the public, and it accidentally got reversed

or

>mark shorts as void, and every single piece of foreign investment pulls out, making banking and finance collapse because fractional reseve

>>53230483
lmfao
how about option 3:
>permanently halt GME trading to protect the stability of financial markets and never turn it on again

It's my turn to be rich. It's my turn to be happy.

>>53230508
So option 2?

>>53230521
yeah bro all foreign investors are going to pull out of the market because they halted a dying video game retail stock
hahahahahaha

>>53230508
i'm a man of peace and complacency myself but i wonder how some other more hot headed meme stock investors would respond to such a blatant "fuck you, stay poor".

>>53230508
Where are the regulators interrupting housing trades to protect the stability of the markets? Soon young poor white men will begin to understand that there is interference preventing them from making it and it will turn ugly.

>>53230521
I mean look at what happened to mmtlp

Tomorrow all in on 20c, I no longer care what happens. If it goes wrong I kms, if it goes right I will suck off everyone in this thread

>53230508
>Forcefully delist a company by permanently halting it just because too many people with too much money and privilege decided to short it and would be mad
I think they'd rather take the assloads of tax revenue far in excess of the national debt while also massively deflating the currency and actually getting a win with the people which has been long needed. But hey, shorts need copium too I guess! LOL

>>53230508
>foreign investors see you are willing to suspend the rules when it threatens your profitability, and pull out all investments


Oh you don't let them pull out their assets? Cool, literally everyone is going to invade at the same time. Good job!

>the entire world is going to try and invade the united states because they halted trading on a dying video game retail stock
lmao you dumbfuck baggie retards
you cannot win a game played in a system designed by the people you're trying to beat.
you'll learn that one day.
or you won't, and kill yourself
i'm okay with either one!

>>53230532
Oh look an actual chromosome smuggler who can't fathom it's not the what the company is that matters

>noooo you can't enact rules to protect financial markets and save the destruction of the global economy and the world reserve currency!!!!
dumb fucking baggies
lmao

friendly reminder engaging with lumfag is a waste of time and energy

>>53230644
No, but they would use it as excuse to nullify debt owes to US institutions. Look at Russia and their ability to avoid financial obligations in retaliation to being kicked off of SWIFT.

>>53230675
Hegies rights end where mine begin. So basically I'm going to keep buying and drsing gme shares hahaha...nothing personnel. If there are no real shares you shouldnt have sold me those fake ious instead of trying to scam me.

>>53230717
>they'll use gamestop being halted to nullify debt to US institutions
lol

>>53230547
Yea, knowing that alot of us are rope or lambo. Shits gonna be fun

Oh look at that. My favorite stock is up yet again. How nice.

>>53230731
The DTCC's and federal regulators complacency with international securities fraud would be the reason why.

>>53230784
yeah anon you wouldn't believe this
but the DTCC didn't commit international securities fraud only for the fine folks at reddit alone to find out about it
literally never happened. just cope for why the split dividend did nothing like they said it would. that's when you should have known your entire thesis was wrong. but you kept coping instead.

>>53230615
Just so you know the last person who wanted to suck everyone off if gme hit 17 a day ago was granted their wish

>>53230820
My turn now, please

>>53230827
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for money I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of
(you)

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Yellow Bellied Fudsters Too Scared To Post On Green Days can do about it.

WAGMI

BAGGOTS

>>53230874
based and my favorite poster

>>53230911
Shorties

cheers to celebrate our wagmi tomorrow.

>>53230644
>>53230699
>>53230855
>>53230911
>>53230933
>>53231022
checked and WAGMI.
>DRS. GME. BOOK

if we touch the money line before February, we win. it's over. gamma ramp straight to the moon.

I'll be booking 30 more shares tomorrow.

>>53230398
WAGMI, FRENS!
>still comfy holdin'

>>53230472
thanks for spreading the OC, fren

>>53230621

>>53231204
same.

>>53231228

My family was talking about how winning huge money all at once in the lotto was something they say they wouldn't want. I held my tongue the entire time.
We're not gonna end up making our lives a living hell when we come into all this money? How can we avoid that other than not talking about it?

Sure go ahead, go buy distraction stocks like BBBY and give Kenny liquidity.
Remember, there is only ONE stock with idiosyncratic risk.

>>53230440
What you’re doing is working

>>53230514
What will you do with the time you have?

Last thread. WAGMI.
Bread-edition.

>>53231399
Checked and truthed

>>53231173
If GME reaches $45, I'm selling. I want my money back.

>>53231158
whats the original pic?
Story?

>>53230652

>>53231491
*Unless you're born with a disorder that severely limits your ability to make decisions. Then you're fucked.

The Goddamn Sumerians understood the the circumstances of ones birth often determines what choices are available to them(demonstrated in the myths of EA). How the fuck did we Devolve as a species so far that our "educators" can't grasp what were considered basic concept by our distant ancestors?

>>53231472
retard

>>53231399
>Stock -> Stalk
>Only one idiosyncratic risk
>Rc tweet specifically mentions jack
It was jack and the bean stalk this whole time and we were just to dumb to see it.

>>53231543
If everyone is the same then you can't hate the rich inside group cause you somehow had the same opportunity they did. Its feel good word salad that ultimately benefits the haves more than the have nots.

>>53230483
The first option is unironically perfect for the government because the Fed can print precisely enough new dollars into existence to hit their target domestic price levels and then encourage GMEllionaires to buy up companies to keep the economy moving. The only reason they wouldn't is suicidal berserker rage against the specific people who hold lots of GME shares in DRS.

>>53231578
Jack and the Giant Memestalk.

>>53231543
If ability is hereditary then the arguments for anything other than reactionary hyper racist eugenic space colonizing neoaristocracy as a form of government collapse. Breed the most capable people and let them rule. This makes lots of inbred dunecoons very upset as they know only their ability to fool most of the goyim most of the time allows them to be rich.

>>53231396
people lose their money through a few ways. Mismanagement is a big one, people start spending way too much thinking it will never run out.
>spoiler: it does
They also get in trouble giving it away to friends and family members as well as having people come out of the woodwork to ask for it.

My plan is to not spend a lot immediately, and take whoever I want to share the wealth with away somewhere where no one I used to know can contact us and just wait for a while before even trying to go back. Basically, change all contact info, disappear, if you don't know how to manage the money, find someone who does (ie. someone who regularaly manages millions of dollars for clients)

>>53231491
>I believe these words came from the Pokémon movie. Life can be a challenge. It’s never easy when there’s so much on the line. But you and I can make a difference. Just look inside and you will find the Pokémon.

More and more normies are waking up to short squeeze stocks. Wall Street is fucked

>>53231769
>reactionary hyper racist eugenic space colonizing neoaristocracy
Well put. Reminds me of the GME Shrimp farmer copypasta.

>>53231788
I just plan on being too big of a cunt to care about people.

>>53231543
>>53231769
Everything in the universe happens as a matter of cause and effect. Every decision you make happens as a result of your biology. Free will is merely an illusion of control. https://youtu.be/DtmwtjOoSYU?t=4414

>>53232021
Lol nah. Everyone has free will, most don't have the strength to act on it so they stick with the deterministic interpretation. Believing everything and everyone is deterministic is midwit pseudo babble and satanic to the core.
>>53231979
Extremely based, same here. Buy land away from faggots like the one I replied to above, fortify that land, make it self sufficient, raise the kind of livestock that kill trespassers for you. It's not that hard to figure out.

>>53231576
I am a retard, for believing GME could actually reach thousands of dollars. I should've figured it was too good to be true, like everyone I had tried to talk into buying shares. Why was I the only person in my circle to fall for it?

>>53232021
Agreed determinism is the truth. Anyone who disagrees is an absolute faggot.

NeZJSRKT

>53232072
Please kys.

>>53230623
Them and what navy lmao, the US has all the boats. However, what will happen is that the feds will get blindsided as they have drunken their own kool-aid on GME so they think it literally can't happen, and by the time they get it together - six business weeks of consecutive circuit breakers - the price will be in make-it territory and Citadel will be bankrupt.

>>53230644
you seem upset, Todd hedgie shill

>>53232067
So you are farming bison?

>>53232112
based

Important video for those of you that aren’t completely braindead

https://youtu.be/LaFkApRsACQ

Sorry gmelites, my bbby profits go into computershare.

>>53232150
>Them and what navy lmao, the US has all the boats
Military isn't everything in the hyper-connected global hellscape we find ourselves in. All it takes is one excuse for the middle east to trade oil in Yuan or whatever currency BRICS is trying to make happen and the us dollar is turbofucked in a way that only extreme domestic violence can fix

>>53232196
Personally I'm thinking about just making my property a pitbull sanctuary. They can't rip someone's kid to pieces because it slapped them with a water bottle, anyone trying to enter the property dies an unenviable death, and with minimal training they can realize they can be nice to me and get filet mignon for dinner once a week and beef the rest or they can be mean and compost the fields. Win/win/win.

>>53232067
>satanic to the core.
It’s the opposite. Have you even read the Bible? Did you miss the part in exodus where God hardens pharaoh’s heart? It wasn’t pharaoh’s decision not to let the Jews go, it was God’s. It’s not midwit pseudobabble, it’s a very simple concept of understanding how one thing leads to another. There is nothing that happens that is not a direct result of something else happening. We can understand how that works in the sense of a paperweight being pushed off a desk realizing its potential energy and falling, but people naively believe that they are somehow different from the paperweight, that humans are a special breed that is somehow able to defy the laws of the universe. Believing that we have free will is the midwit take. It’s not the other way around

>>53232218
Lol, lmao even. That's a really good joke.

I hope we squeeze tomorrow, actually considering signing up for the airforce or navy and getting myself killed if it doesn't work out tomorrow. It's over for me, I burnt all the bridges between my friends and families, there's nothing left for me lol

>>53232218
The US military is what keeps people from switching away from the dollar for oil. See Saddam and Gaddafi. The regime will escalate all the way to strategic nuclear bombardment of major cities before it allows the dollar to die. This also explains the Ukraine war, forcing Europe to reject Russian oil and gas, and eventually removing it from the market entirely as their foreign built/maintained drilling infrastructure collapses.

>>53232236
>compost the fields
>With dog shit
>With meat fed dog shit
I hope you can eat gardenias or hydrangeas as dog shit is a hellishly acidic fertilizer.

>>53232271
It’s not going to squeeze no matter how bad people believe or want it. Make a plan now it’s not going to get better.

>>53232304
I only need it to go to 20, I'm going all in on 20Cs tomorrow.

>53232251
>retarded snowniggerbabble
God is good, Christ is King, they gave us free will. You lose that free will when you stop believing in God just like pharoah did. I would love to debate this with you but this is neither the time or place and the fact you and your ilk are resorting to philosophical debates is so wildly bullish it's almost incomprehensible. Jog on down the road before arrows get clicked for off-topic.

>>53232291
>He thought I meant I'd use their shit
KEK you city slickers make me laugh

>>53232218
Maybe, but how else do you expect me to take the sentence "Cool, literally everyone is going to invade at the same time", you fucking illiterate?

>>53232358
Rereading it same problem, you'll get acidic soil by using dog carcasses.

Is this the poor person waiting room?

>>53232072
Did you…not pay attention to what happened today? It’s happening. Like right now.

>>53231417
open source everything. It's up to the vaccinated to take "avermectin" or not

>>53231979
pretty based desu

>>53232408
>>53229134

MOASS will be satisfying to be sure, but nothing tingles my jingles like the thought of crypto hitting zero.

>>53231472
No going to make it

>>53232410
qrd

>>53230398
Hi N words.
Only the young = BuyBuyBaby carve out

>>53232455
Imma put a few million each into LRC, IMX, Eth, Monero, XRP, HBAR and Link post MOASS even if I'm just throwing my money away.

>>53232251
Free will is a white lie told to the lower classes because they assume without free will they're not responsible for their actions, despite feedback for prior actions from the world or other people being necessary to change future behavior.

>>53232482
I am choosing to believe this because it aligns with my interests. Thanks schizoanon, very cool!

It could unironically be happening next week....WAGMI soon brothers

>>53232515
Kek baggies! I'm just fucking with you. None of you will ever make it

>>53232490
All men have passion and reason. most just use reason to satisfy their immediate passions. "Free will" is a third principal, a superordinate principle higher men adopt and live by whether thats christianity, their own will to power, or whatever it is. Free will is which spirit you choose to serve, if you are a man endowed with the capability of making that choice.

>>53232376
>be country
>USA just takes all your financial assets because they feel like it
>bonds, currency holdings, stocks, literally every type of financial instrument

What do you think would happen? If Switzerland decided "ehh we feel like keeping all your money" they would be invaded. Why not the US?

Guys my tummy is feeling weird.... I might shit myself sometime tomorrow morning about when the premarket opens....

>>53232562
Not to mention how do you sell Americans on fighting for that force especially after you openly rob them.

>>53232575
And right after decades spent eroding national identity. I'm willing to bet a lot of folks are ready to sack Rome when the time comes

>>53232565
at 4am?

>>53232565
My dog just sharted all over the place. He may not make it but we will.

>>53232562
They literally can't. If Russia's nukes still work they could kill a lot of Americans, but that wouldn't get anyone's money back, and nobody else even has that option in a way that our ABM network wouldn't stop.

>>53232606
Nukes were never on the table. Russia already said they would support an insurgency against the US government regardless of who it is. If the US Government tries to fight its own citizens, it will be handing control over to Russia.

>>53232562
Hey, retard: They still have no way to get over here because, again, the US navy is basically the only navy around because the US told everybody to not bother building a navy and I guess everybody agreed for 60 years running.

>>53232646
The US Military, despite its size, is a scalpel. It might be big enough for D Day, but it is still a scalpel. They are outnumbered exceedingly by their own population. If 1 billion Chinese just felt like sailing over and landing on our beaches, you can't do anything to stop that. The scale is so large no organized force that exists today could resist.

>>53232646
The US navy is run by poors. Come on dumb kid you expect a high ranking officer to single handedly pilot a ship all by his elderly self? Who will serve his every whim, your poor ass? LOL but you already are little boy

>>53232600
How many melon pics do you have and can you post more?
>>53232646
And my point in the other post was that you don't /need/ to send an army physically to the US to do a bunch of damage - things that would do way more damage are minecrafty insurgent shit like blowing up water treatment facilities and moving away from the USD for global trade. Burger military is strong, but not that strong

I mean thanks for basically out-and-out confirming who's on the short side of this trade I guess. You're still wrong, retarded, seething, and off-topic posting but that's par for the course anymore I suppose.

>>53232691
>everyone over the age of 40 looking at these pics

>>53232705
template stolen

BBBY is gonna reverse merge with DFV's options and ignite the MMTLP squeeze triggering margin calls

wagmi?
or
wangmi?

>>53232667
Being outnumbered only matters if you care about the other side's resources existing afterwards, like counterinsurgency ops or a war of conquest. For denying the enemy's ability to send ships full of hostile soldiers across oceans the US absolutely can 1vPlanet and win. Sink the ships, nuke the shipyard cities, and bomb them again if they try to rebuild the shipyards.

>>53232673
Enlisted fucks don't have assets or they wouldn't be enlisted military in the first place. Their retirement plan is money from the government and subsidized discounts on stuff.

>>53232811
You've got my ear, fren. Those are our cat's options? Will Finra be force to unfreeze? Those fuckers are jerks.

I've seen the future frens
>the future is awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCnf52HD1G8

>>53232761
nice crop retard

>>53232829
Either way, as an investor I am delighted

>>53232872
Thanks I know

I can’t wait to see Slayer live after moass

>>53232842
>Their retirement plan is money from the government and subsidized discounts on stuff.
Which they get paid by the US Government which is effectively insolvent in the event there's no demand for Treasury bonds overseas.
>hurr durr we'll force them to buy them!
Almost all the world relies on the US financial system to manage their debt, if they're incapable of cashing out of the US they don't have the liquidity to purchase treasuries. Unless you propose somewhere like North Korea or Iran has enough USD to buy up treasuries the state and military would go bankrupt.

>53232329
The biggest fud is knowing I hold with retards like you.

>>53232829
wagso
and
wagmi

>>53232251
So what you’re telling us is that you didn’t choose to write your comment that describes how we have no free will, fuckin kek, jej even

>>53233035
No he's saying there were a billion tiny things that happened that were completely out of his control that lead to him wanting to respond to some retard a actually claiming the determinism isn’t an inherent fact of our universe.

>>53230806
No.

>>53233083
You realize your insult has absolutely no bearing over me since you actually had no control in the matter. Go listen to some Bad Religion and come back when you’ve grown some pubes little boy

>>53233035
Basically, yes. Everything that has ever happened in my life has influenced my in such a way that I would be here posting tonight and feel compelled to post it. I don’t see why this is difficult for to understand, it’s even laid out for you in my post. I replied to two anons? Why did I reply to them? Because they were posting about hereditary and determinism and it compelled me to post about how we don’t have free will. It’s a perfect example of how external factors (their posts) coupled with what is inherent in me (my ideas about free will and willingness to share them) were the determining factors in my behavior. Do I FEEL like I made conscious a choice to post it? Yes. Was at I really a choice? No, not really. You could think about the choices people make in terms of drug addiction as a way to “simplify” the idea. Why does a heroin addict seek out heroin? It’s because of the neural pathways in their brain that were created by their heroin use that compels them to. It’s not because of anything outside of chemical reactions going on their brain as a result of their biology, their upbringing, their environment or all of the circumstances in their life that led them to seek out heroin in the first place. All of these things coalesce to influence the decisions people make, but none of it has anything to what we conceptualize as “free will”. Just because you’re not a drug addict doesn’t mean that your brain doesn’t work the exact same way. It does, it’s just less blatantly obvious. Think about your personality for example? Why do you behave the way that you do? It’s because, in a sense, you are addicted to behaving that way. You have been molded by all of the factors I previously mentioned into becoming the person that you are today. It wasn’t a choice, it was a the effect of all of the causes in your life and a subsequent habitualization of that effect.

>53233147
You don’t even realize the irony in responding to my post. Keep on believing in fairy tales, nigger.

>>53232271
>burnt all bridges
sounds like you're in just the right position to WAGMI, fren!

squeeze or no squeeze, just enjoy yourself
you have no one to answer to now, right? life's to be lived, find something thrilling to do until you join the forces

>>53233170
>he thinks his predetermined insult affects me in the slightest

reddit is waking up to the fractal pill

You guys think Ryan's last tweet is gonna be the last before MOASS? I know it sounds like I'm being sarcastic, but it did feel like it. He said Jack and referenced naked and tits. To me that sounds like the most direct he can be without being direct.

>>53233243
>he’s smug about his predetermined skepticism regarding determinism

>>53233165
Dude I’m literally older than you and have heard your line of reasoning a million times before, deal with the fact that not everyone sees life in the same way as you do. Nevermind I take that back, you can’t deal with it as you aren’t even an autonomous individual. I would ask you how you go about your day as a robot but that would be an effort in futility wouldn’t it, I’d have a more fruitful conversation with askjeeves

>>53233270
you got a kek out of me tonight anon, I’d say thanks but really, what’s even the fucking point

>>53233276
I can understand why you’re upset. You’re having an epistemological crisis because someone challenged your deeply held beliefs with facts and logic and your world is falling apart

>>53233276
>Dude I’m literally older than you and have heard your line of reasoning a million times before, deal with the fact that not everyone sees life in the same way as you do.
Those people are wrong.

Sometimes I think this whole thing is a psyop
DFV came out of nowhere and got exposure on WSB which we know is run by Citadel. What if they just got tired of shorting and just decided to start the most elaborate larp psyop in the history of mankind. I think they believe they think they can manipulate and treat people like pawns and they’re seeing how far they can go with it. George Soros chess
>How much money can we make if we launch a charming character to expose a certain security to a group of retarded investors and short it after the fomo kicks in
Seriously DFV is like what boomers must think a YouTube creator is. The dudes whole act is too squeaky clean and uncanny. Plus we know nothing about him or Ryan Cohen. How many of you have even heard of Chewy before this saga began? The whole thing is a little fishy in a very unusual way.
>inb4 meds
I want out of the matrix

>>53233292
>what’s even the fucking point
If people show willingness to argue with me, I argue with them. If I didn’t get any (you)s I would’ve just dropped the subject

>>53233295
>he thinks facts and logic can exist in a deterministic universe
aren’t you late for your aa (atheists anonymous) meeting

Digits and I have schizophrenia

Digits and we WAGMI

>>53233315
I’m only engaging because I crave quints

>>53233310
i've heard of chewy because the adverts were on the television you dumb iphone poster

>>53233333

regardless of philosophical disputes, wagmi my negroes

>>53233339
BTC is most likely just going to crab for the next 5 years

>>53233338
>DFV didn’t exist before 2 years ago
>RC didn’t exist before 3 years ago

Prove me wrong

>>53233359
It's inevitable.

>>53233359
Based. There’s one thing that brings us all together and that’s drinking Wall Street’s milkshake. WAGMI fren

>>53233369
you're not wrong.
-Q

>>53233338
I've heard of Chevy because I bought horse dewormer from them!

>>53233297
BASED

kek dumb fuck baggies

>>53230874
Gott in Himmel, tummy anon. That's a good one.
WAGMI

FTXs bank and overarching network, Silvergate, was just bailed-out ~4b from the Federal Home Loans Bank amidst a class action against the bank.
>Speculation / Opinion

If you only knew how absolutely FUCKED hedgies are.

It's so beautiful.

>>53233726
Hedgies are bad and all, but personally I'm holding out for regulators, the dtcc, and the fed to get fucked. All of this is really mostly their fault in the first place. They made the system.

>>53233748
Oh definitely, I just want them all fucked beyond measure.

Hint: They already are, I just love saying hedgies are fucked. I've got a feeling past this month I won't have to go do anything because I'm going to be rich.

Imagine retard redditors find out anti-option FUD is the greatest FUD. Shills working extra hard to prevent Gamma Squeeze. Hedgies are extra fucked. lmao.

>>53233790
you are such an ignorant retard

>>53233790
I think BBBY might squeeze before we do, that's why I grabbed around 500 shares. A mini squeeze followed by Moass, that's what we want.

remember baggies, do not buy options under any circumstance.

When I was a kid I witnessed an earth science substitute teacher eaten alive by a classroom. Rest assured she was physically unharmed. But emotionally and professionally, she was absolutely ass blasted and devoured by a room full of middle schoolers. It wasn't because she wasn't intelligent. In fact she was certainly overqualified to be teaching the subject she was given. And it wasn't because the children were organized and working in perfect harmony against her. No it was just a perfect storm of childish monstrosity. A primitive force that is hard to measure with a number or qualify with an adjective. And that damned soul tried to wrestle with it and was broken. We didn't draw blood, but we drew tears. And I'm not sure which would be worse. It was like some awful comedy.

>>53233887
Sir this is a Gamestop

>>53233838
You cant reverse psychology me
Im a scizo

>>53233910
gamma ramps are extremely dangerous to retail. do not buy options. it's for your own good

>>53233815
I hope the squeeze continues, I'm buying a shit ton of calls tomorrow at the opening bell

>>53233941
Let’s take this discussion over to the BBBY thread

hi

>>53233946
Yea lets all buy options tomorrow!

>>53233946
BBBY is the real squeeze. GME is a distraction.

>>53232251
I guess if everything is predetermined I can’t judge you too much for being a massive faggot

Btw The meaning of that scripture is that the presence of God caused Pharaoh to harden his heart out of arrogance. Common misunderstanding for midwit atheists.

>>53233972
hi i like gamestop

>>53233972
/script:g3iHy? Yea lets all buy options tomorrow!


/script:g3iHy?

>>53234002
Hi me too
Gamestop party time!!

50.17% now. If retail buys the other half of the current free float, an outright majority of shares outstanding will be DRSed. That means shareholder proposals can force an NFTivvy.

uh oh....

>>53233981
Nah they're both important, shorts are getting squeezed between both but GME is the NUKE.

>>53234074
please explain as if im a golden retriever

>>53234131
no

>>53234140

>>53234131
Max pain is 27 dollars this week. Ending a week far away from max pain costs Citadel buckets of money, and so the algorithm is set to always land us at or near max pain at close on Friday. However the options this week are so lopsided that pulling GME up to 27 and people executing calls may start the MOASS.

>>53234131
Always looks like this. Nothing ever happens.

>>53233998
>arrogance.
>midwit atheists.

>>53234151
We're not usually trading at 60% of the max pain price at Wednesday close either. That means they need to allow a fairly violent runup just to get there, but days like that attract FOMO.

>>53234147
I am ready for liftoff

>>53234147

>>53234147
>calls
shut the fuck up shill
nobody's buying calls
do not buy gamestop calls.,

>>53234147
Buying as many 20C I can tomorrow open, I have lost 60% of my portfolio today. I have nothing left to do.

>>53234264

>>53234236
>>53234249
I'm not telling you to buy or sell options. I have no options positions myself and am completely tapped out until the end of the month on buying new shares.

>>53234278
Will she guide me through the fog? Is it okay if I hold her hand so we don't get separated?

Anyone else have the eerie feeling that it is literally today? We are truly in the endgame now

Should have sold all my GME and went all in on BBBY jfc why doesn't Ryan Cohen ever pump our bags?

>>53234573
4chan is not letting some of my comments come through, its literally today

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>53234573

Imagine BBBY holders become multi-millionaires while GME baggies stay poor forever. Pottery.

>bednigger posting in /gme/

>>53234684
Can't sleep because my BBBY options are up 2300%.

>>53234708
>>53234708
>he fell for the option jew
ngmi, sell at market open or risk roping your neck

>>53234742
Nope. BBBY is actually going to MOASS ($50+), unlike GME.

>>53234684
how mad are you that you bought the wrong stock

Bbby shills are trying to get you to doubt yourself don’t fall for it

>53234784
>he thinks im mad i hold gme

>>53234784
BBBY has:
* $5.5billion in debt,
* cash for only 2 months worth of opex
* lots of positive articles in msm talking about it yesterday

seems obvious whats going on here, you'll be left with Icahns bag, only a pump&dump play because the shorts only have to cover for TWO MONTHS and then its bankruptcy for BBBY. that means the shorts don't have to close, and don't have to pay taxes

meanwhile at GME:
* $2billion+ worth of assets/inventory/vash
* turnaround plan
* reduced operations footprint and will likely be profitable in 1 to 2 quarters

tl;dr: kys NIGGER, for falling for AMC3

There’s less kek baggies and more buy gme options. Weird.

I think Koss will squeeze before bbby. Imagine trying to cellar box the most iconic hifi brands in the world kek

>>53234888
Not to be disingenuous but GME does have unpaid liabilities, a tenth the size of BBBY's total.

>this much sneething
I hold every bag that has been mentioned here, thousands of shares or dollars worth of them. It is the funniest thing seeing infighting being the latest hotness for shillery.

>>53234937
KOSS is the weirdest one in the basket, no options, and they rely on them for fuckery with the others.

MOASS drops next month.

3 truths and 0 lies albeit:
Apes are selling off gme to buy bbby.
The loudest baggies are usually the most insecure.
YWNBAW.

>>53234684
>nigger
As a hodler, I must say that I am disappointed to hear about the behavior of some members of the /GME/-general who are using offensive language and acting like idiots. Using terms like "nigger" to insult others is not acceptable, and it does not contribute to a positive or inclusive environment. We are here to have thoughtful and respectful discussions about our favourite game store, not to engage in name-calling and insults.

Furthermore, I have noticed that some members are using the term "glowy plant" in a derogatory manner. This is not acceptable. We should be using language that is inclusive and respectful of all members, regardless of their gender, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, or place they work. Let's strive to create a community where everyone feels welcome and valued.

In short, I strongly encourage all members to treat each other with respect and kindness. Let's work together to create a positive and inclusive space where everyone can engage in meaningful and productive conversations about GameStop. Let's strive to be better and to elevate the level of discourse on 4channel.org.

>>53235084
MOASS will start February 28th, but it will really moon from march 6th onward
> t.shizo, Verification not required.

>>53235106
Nigger

>>53235136
>taking the bait
I'm just doing some tomfoolery anon, premarket is open now

Gonna pull out of a ASX investment I've been holding for 2 years now since it flatlined but had no reason to sell, now it's $100 so I'm going to close that position and either dump it all on roulette at the casino or on GME. Leaning towards roulette.

>>53230644
Oh?
I think I can.
I think I will.

>>53235106
/biz/ - satire

>>53235186
All on black

>>53235277
nice digits, also thanks for reading
got to do something while we wait to be rich, innit?


Unbothered, moisturized, happy, in my lane, focused, and flourishing are all states of being that can contribute to a positive and fulfilling life. Unbothered refers to the ability to focus on one's own goals without getting caught up in external distractions or drama, which can help to maintain calm and focus even in the face of challenges. Moisturized means maintaining proper hydration and moisture levels in the skin, hair, and other tissues, which is important for maintaining healthy, glowing skin and preventing dryness and other issues. Happy is a feeling of contentment and joy that can come from various sources and is an important part of a well-rounded and fulfilling life. In my lane means staying focused on one's own path and goals rather than getting sidetracked by the affairs of others. Focused is a state of mind that allows for concentration on a specific task or goal and requires discipline and concentration. Flourishing is a state of growth and thriving, being in a positive and healthy state, which can be achieved through self-care, positivity, and a commitment to personal growth. WAGMI, suggesting that despite any challenges or difficulties we may be facing, we will ultimately overcome them and succeed in achieving our goals.

>>53235332
Hey dont post that image. We cant let the shills know about our secret discord

>>53235186
up $100 I meant, I think it's a 1.1kAUD position.

>>53235308
quickest and most stressful bet of my life if I did that.

>>53234603
Same with me, what was up with that? Did it say connection error for you too until you changed what you wrote?

>>53235472
for me it lets the message go through, the timer on the post button starts, but nothing gets posted if you refresh the thread

yes, we are indeed baggies, baggies full of $100 racks

what my neighbors will see when i leave the garage door open.

>>53233320
Wouldn't a deterministic universe be built on facts and logic?

Otherwise nothing would determine anything?

chadshill unban test

>>53235599
uh oh stinky...

On February 24th 2021 you tweeted a McDonald's soft serve cone and a frog emoji, this was your first tweet on the board of GameStop. Volition Capital's website says Chewy's first board meeting included a trip to McDonald's for soft serve is that true
>True
So then what's the meaning of the frog

>It's a buck 42...
>Well, this was… this was before all the… the crazy inflation
>But a buck 42, for like 150 or 200 calorie ice cream which is like the best ice cream in town as far as I'm concerned
>Uhhh and, I had McDonald's ice cream, so, you know
>My.. my tweets are just me being me anddd uhhhh… it's a good deal, a good deal for... for a great treat
>Sooo that's the meaning

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accoalunting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

>muh disabled buy button
>muh mario day
>muh march 19th pixelfaggot DD
>muh april 16th DFV double down
>muh ‘biggest cup and handle ever’
>muh Thomas Peterffy CNBC interview
>muh compromised subreddits
>muh gme_meltdown
>muh Vlad Tenev
>muh meme stock congress hearing
>muh payment for order flow
>muh Kennoid lied under oath
>muh ‘DFV didn’t sell he just can’t tweet anymore’
>muh SEC meme stock report
>muh self reported short interest
>muh ‘idiosyncratic risk’
>muh buildings with their lights on at night
>muh epic redditnigger drone flier
>muh ‘we are here’ VW squeeze chart
>muh ‘percolating liquidity’
>muh zombie stocks
>muh dark pools
>muh short ladder attacks
>muh cellar boxing
>muh gamma hedging
>muh max pain
>muh Susanne Trimbath book
>muh over voted share count
>muh no debt after being diluted
>muh negative beta
>muh on balance volume
>muh reverse repo
>muh NSCC rule changes
>muh quad witching day
>muh bastille day
>muh Wes Christian interview
>muh Lucy Komisar interview
>muh 741
>muh indian shills
>muh ‘what’s behind $180’
>muh Brazilian puts
>muh Glacier Capital
>muh Archegos Capital
>muh Kennoid mayonnaise larp
>muh Robinhood IPO
>muh 10:1 buy/sell ratio
>muh XRT 6 gorillion percent SI
>muh Melissa Lee said naked shorts on TV
>muh runic glory
>muh epic redditnigger attobitch house of cards DD
>muh epic redditnigger criand everything bubble DD
>muh faggot deer anon poster
>muh Kennoid bought the constitution
>muh Bill Hwang arrested
>muh evergrande collapse
>muh nickel squeeze
>muh new distribution warehouse
>muh amazon takeover
>muh stock split pump
>muh dividend pump
>muh wu-tang album
>muh Anthony Chukumba
>muh shareholder’s meeting pump
>muh forward guidance
>muh DOJ investigation
>muh RICO investigation
>muh (((Trischia Rothschild)))
>muh Bartlett warehouse fire
>muh loopring pump
>muh immutable x pump
>muh jpeg marketplace pump
>muh 9/11 NFTs
>muh danny dorito faggot TA
>muh Boston Consulting Group

>muh BCG planted executives
>muh Pulte pump
>muh mayo force one
>muh ZeroHedge tweets
>muh (((Dave Lauer packet loss)))
>muh fractal chart pattern
>muh gameonanon faggoty mystery
>muh Jon Stewart special
>muh NFT dividend
>muh DRS owned float
>muh Richard Newton survey
>muh ‘RC bought BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
>muh ‘RC sold BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
>muh Citadel moving to Miami
>muh picklenigger
>muh opex cycle
>muh deep OTM puts
>muh computershare meme stocks email
>muh SEC investomania meme stocks video
>muh post-crypto crash pump
>muh post-market crash pump
>muh plunge protection team
>muh basket stocks swap
>muh IEX order routing
>muh 214k AH ask price
>muh Michael Burry tweets
>muh july 4th
>muh 101 days of 100% utilization
>muh critical margin
>muh shill discord
>muh rensole, half_dane, opinion_is_unpopular etc
>muh 45, keith, boyardee etc
>muh GMErica
>muh DTTC international fraud
>muh Kennoid bought the most expensive house in Miami
>muh Citadel borrowing $600 million
>muh single stock inverse leveraged ETF
>muh t+nigger for the splividend
>muh golden cross
>muh ‘Gary Gensler is on our side’
>muh ‘Gary Gensler is not on our side’
>muh buy buy baggot announcement
>muh t+nigger for BBBY regSHO
>muh BBBY CFO ‘murder’
>muh HKD being used for liquidity
>muh inverse Jim Cramer
>muh Citadel Europe liquidation
>muh FTX gift card partnership
>muh ethereum merger
>muh blockchain stock market
>muh 50 cent raises
>muh netflix documentary
>muh Taylor Lorenz
>muh september 19th meme magic get
>muh shemitah
>muh WEF + FTX
>muh native american day
>muh low volume
>muh Kennoid US treasurer
>muh FOMC meetings
>muh interest rate
>muh XRT RegSHO
>muh US treasury bond yields
>muh ‘Cohen will tweet in September’
>muh credit default swaps
>muh Credit Suisse
>muh 9,101,000 shares
>muh 10/19
>muh flat line theory
>muh Carl Icahn tweet
>muh Brett Icahn
>muh Fidelity meme stock guy
>muh Ortex reddit account
>muh parabolic over $30

>muh bullet swaps
>muh March 2023
>muh FTX collapse
>muh tokenized stocks
>$800 split theory
>muh Wall Street Journal article
>muh Teddy childrens’ books
>muh Ryan Cohen interview
>muh GMEdd conclusion
>muh ryanwinking.gif
>muh iOS Gamestop wallet
>muh Ken Griffin Disney World trip
>muh 500k DRS’d shares in 3 months
>muh positive free cash flow
>muh hedgies DRS’d then unDRS’d
>muh book DRS
>muh Benford's law
>muh December 13th belt buckle
>muh they’ll never get it below *last week’s price*
>muh BBBY distraction sneeders
>muh RC masterplan
>muh bullish no single profitable quarter since RC
>muh bullish decreasing revenue
>muh bullish no new ATH
>muh hedgie ledging
>muh ‘we’re not redditniggers we just believe everything they say’
>muh tripcodefaggot baker
>muh 4am pants-shitting spammer
>muh 1 yil spammer
>muh publix anon larp
>muh ‘sneed shillies this will never take 20 months’
>muh ‘just stay comfy for 2 more years bros’
>muh ‘it’s tomorrow’
>muh MOASS

someone didnt take his meds.

>>53235683
>being this new to /bagstop/
>t. post-DOTR neo-baggie

>>53235679
Uh-oh Daniel

>>53235700
>unironically convincing yourself that this is the hand of an asian man
you call yourself racist?
pathetic

>>53235679
A tremendous archive. You brought back things I remember happening that I haven’t thought of in a long time. This is exactly why I’ve held. DRS and lock the float. This is the way.

>>53235718
if you haven't already gone all-in then you don't believe in MOASS
keep buying baggoid
daily reminder that your cost basis is still $45 and no amount of photoshop will change that

Man feels like it's been forever since niggerfaggot was here, what's the story with that?

Reminder that options shilling is to fuck you over

when moass happened don't forget to diversify
the likelyhood you can get another big dub by going all-in is near 0

Kek gamestop baggies. Already tripled my money on BBBY
Stay poor ;))))

>>53235885
3 times 0 is still 0 Rahul

>>53235885
Isn't the only bull thesis for BBBY that it's getting bought by GME and reversed merged?

>>53235924
RC is killing another hedgie perhaps? idk

Sources that are familiar with the matter have told me that MOASS might happen today. If not, then MOASS might happen tomorrow.

>crypto baggies celebrating BTC being over $18k again

Lmao if only they knew…

>>53235963
>>53236004
which one of you is real??

>>53236082
>He doesn't know

Do we "Moon" today? I need to know by 4pm please as I plan to quit my job.

>>53236153
Tuesday, after MLK appreciation day

>>53236164
>Market closed Monday
>Still have to work that day
Thanks for reminding me

>>53236153
don't send in a notice at all

For the first time I feel bored with this stock. Are they trying to bore us to death?

>>53236285
>Are they trying to bore us to death?
Absolutely. Their entire game plan revolves around getting in the heads of investors to make them believe they chose wrong every single time. They dangle a new FOMO carrot in front of their eyes hoping to get them to jump from one stock to another. However when an obsession is born, autists don't get bored. Nobody should be bored at this point.

>>53236285
the fuck you talking about? this week is the most action we got in months if not years!!!

>>53236334
Unbothered is a state of mind that allows us to focus on our own goals without getting caught up in external distractions or drama. This can help us stay calm and focused, even when faced with challenges.

Moisturized refers to maintaining proper hydration and moisture levels in our skin, hair, and other tissues. This is important for maintaining healthy, glowing skin and preventing dryness, flakiness, and other issues.

Happy is a feeling of contentment and joy that can come from a variety of sources. It's an important part of a well-rounded and fulfilling life.

In My Lane means staying focused on your own path and goals, rather than getting sidetracked by the affairs of others.

Focused is a state of mind that allows us to concentrate on a specific task or goal. It requires discipline and concentration.

Flourishing is a state of growth and thriving, being in a positive and healthy state. This can be achieved through self-care, positivity, and a commitment to personal growth.

WAGMI can be interpreted as an acronym for "We Are All Going to Make It," which might be used as a positive message of encouragement or support. It suggests that despite any challenges or difficulties we may be facing, we will ultimately overcome them and succeed in achieving our goals.

>>53235963
RC didn't kill him
the hedgies killed him because he failed them

>>53236334
His power grows

>>53236389
Probably true, I don't believe Ryan would've lasted this long without the urge to kill again.

>>53236334
Oh wow we mooned to twenty bucks. I aint quitting ever but I am bored. Fucking do something interesting with the stonk rain cone ffs.

Wen JPow announcement?

>>53233998
Why do you assume I’m an atheist because I believe in determinism? And what’s with the hostility. The fucking weirdos who hang out in this thread man, I tell ya. I can’t wait til this is over so I never have to hear from you faggots again

What’s wrong frens sad you didn’t fomo into towline? It’ll get rug pulled here in 5 mins

>>53234286
Do you actually believe anyone here or on Reddit has the money to exercise calls?

>>53235885
I call bs till you post gains

>>53236546
I'm guessing it wasn't good news?

>>53236731
lol

>>53236389
>Manlet throwing hedgies off ledgies.
Bullish

WTFWT

>>53234289
Das a Jew mang

>>53236620
No free will at all? So if you don't piss before a road trip and then you piss in the car it's not your fault?

>>53236830
They asked how the weather was done there. I showed them.

>>53234289
i have a feeling she will pilpul you into giving her all your money and then cry out in pain and accuse you of antisemitism to get you locked up.

>>53237010
based

Back to 20 fast

>>53233887
>It was like some awful comedy.

>>53237222
Checked and comedy joke pilled.

Is this the $5 BBBY waiting room?

dumb. fuck. baggots.
can't wait for baggies to rope

>>53237310
how much did you short gme? why don't you confess your financial sins son-of-a-hedgie before you take the ledge pledge.

>>53237310
Baggies deserve some love from time to time

Im bagholding gme (-20%) and bbby (at one point -90%)

I felt positive today for first time in months

We have feelings you know?

>>53237298
I think 6 is realistic

Remember that bbby goes parabolic 1-2 days always

Its any day now

>>53237442
if the Cohen's $80 target gets hit then I will be laughing my fucking rectum into another dimension

Please everyone, consider the following (picrel)

that was all, simple as WAGMI

>Bagstop performing the worst out of all the memestocks
>Baggies last exit pump won't get them near the last one
It's over

>>53237568
>The person may be paid by someone to post negative messages about the company

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oooooooooooooooooooooo

>>53237541
when is the strike date for his 80C?
>OAMGMG

it's only shills in here isn't it?

>>53237632
Nah, I’m not a shill. Read my text, see how I am shilling for nothing as I type this. It is proof.

>>53237622
it was the 20th I think

BBBY? BBBY!!!!!

>>53237622
>strike date

>>53237676
no

>>53237694

>>53237622
He sold, there isn't a strike date
>>53237632
The real blackpill is there aren't shills, just people mocking the loud and retarded

>>53237592
when an AI, trained 2 years ago, knows what's up... really makes you wonder doesn't it

>>53237730
Bold of you to assume it isn't the AI that's causing this.

>53237715

WTFWT

>>53237715
see >>53237568

Does anyone know what kind of dog this is in my store?

>>53237730
>>53237751
that's what an AI would say

>>53237769
>Dog

oof wtfwt

Everyone here is high isn't it

>>53237833
>>53237833
>>53237833
Threaded, frens!

Big N formation incoming.