/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53224342
i can fix her

I love women so much it's unreal.

>reits index is beating the market
Funny, so are bonds. Everyone thinks powell is gonna blink

why do I feel deja vu

WOO BURAKU BEHTSU

not sure if natgas finally hit the bottom, its still green for the day after a 40ct dump

>>53224365
One good pipe wrench to the face should do the trick

I sold, can't touch me now bobo

>>53224342

Reminder JPow gets pissed when the market pumps like this and will act out of emotion.

Got stood up on a date… but I have a $200k+ portfolio…

College student btw…

>>53224379
bottom for Natgas starts around 2.6$

Every time I buy or think about buying my stocks go down. So if I simply do nothing and wait, then they should go back up.

>>53224342
>you just know

>>53224381
>I sold, can't touch me now bobo
If CPI comes in negative, you're basically winning as cashgang
Suck it, inflation!!!
>>53224392
Wrong, He's a lawyer chad. Not some finance ninny. Next FOMC is going to be INSANELY dovish. Soft landing actually in sight.

>>53223963 #
I don't love target date funds, but in my 401, that's where I'm at. Depending on your income level, starting a Roth is a great idea. But once your marginal rate hits 22% use a 401 to stay out of that bracket. It's better to invest 100% of that, rather than pay the government 22% of your income. Your young, DCAing through the dot com crash, and the financial meltdown, has put me in a very much better place financially. Buying when it's down 14%,25%,50%,75%, is how, when it goes back up (and yes it might take a decade) you really look like you are smart. The brokerage accounts and 401s that perform the best are the ones that people forget they have, and let compounding gains do their thing. If being down 14% makes you nervous, a growth fund lost well over twice that much in 2022.

>>53224342
I want to surgically attach my mouth to her butthole after she eats that entire container of food.

Rabbits owe me sex

>>53224342

>>53224422
Paki hands typed that post.

>>53224342
>>Egg Resources:
>https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
thank you, OP

>>53224400
triple trips. But 2.60 seems too low, as inflation was and still is a thing. Base cost has gone up, consumption might increase due to industry and CHYNA

the dump to 3.40 was quite historical already if you zoom out and look at weekly candles

>>53224428
lots of seething shitskins here lately

>>53224395
>stood up on a date
Don't be a simp. Should have hit the bar and tried to pull a slut there

>>53224428
Seethe and dilate woman worshiper
Pakis didnt let their women out of the kitchen

>>53224422
be silent negro

>>53224342
why does this webm keep getting posted?

>>53224440
>girls who go to the bar
Gross

>Lumber futures

Are airlines just gonna keep going up without any pullback whatsoever? Buddy look at AAL computer

>>53224443
Having a hard time guessing which sort of brown hands typed this post though.

>>53224461
this is /smg/ we like to do a lil seething round here

>>53224467
All planes being grounded is bullish, can't have air accidents if you don't fly.

>>53224444
god damn it who ever posted the gme thread as a smg thread

>>53224412
You need to give the government their (illegitimate stolen) cut eventually anon, better to do it when you’re young and in a lower tax bracket, and most importantly you can withdraw your principal tax-free which is huge when you’re young and need to worry about large expenses like houses/children/etc.

>>53224464
>future futures

>>53224481
you fell for the classic blunder. Lol.

>>53224478
>'e bought?

Go up dogshit NVDA. I want to short higher before TSM earnings

>>53224478
no but i don't get it.. is she famous or something?

>Bought calls at the top again

YINN

China stocks have
>Reopening. Think US stocks in 2020-21.
>Valuation upside AND earnings growth (17% vs 5% in SPY)
>No overpriced US tech stocks
>No Jay Powell to ruin your fun

>>53224500
Women don't have to be famous to be annoying cunts anon.............

Wagies...

What's Core CPI expected for tomorrow?

>>53224497
Ayynna took the call.

>>53224478
>white women
I'm taking the SEA pill. If baggot can get laid, that means literally everyone has a shot

>>53224497
Don't these dumb motherfucking celebrity types know how to not age like milk?? They all follow the exact same trajectory and end up looking like fucking aliens

I don't understand how average flyover retards are able to afford homes right now. Houses on average near me are selling for like 600k, median salary in my area is 45k. Houses sell almost immediately. I don't fucking understand. I make 110k and it feels unobtainable.

Are people just accepting being house poor with $3500/mo mortgages?

>>53224533
She contacted the mothership, good choice.

>>53224500
Looks like a hearty meal, maybe people are starting to feel the economic pinch in their stomachs.

>>53224542

>>53224461
Anons think she is cute

>>53224542
Her eyes are literally on the sides of her head

>>53224478
How much you wanna bet she fucks her goldendoodle

>>53224544
>Houses on average near me are selling for like 600k
what state? median house price is probably $300k

>>53224554
Unironically one of the only few who didn't go full zorg mode. But she's still clearly a narcissistic celebrity type.

>>53224533
Anon please don't tell me that you find this version to be any better. I can practically taste the caked on makeup and her eyelashes look absurd.

>>53224500
I think you are supposed to think the mutt is cute and quirky, I’m autistic though so don’t know for sure

>>53224429
Bakers finally making their links useful.

>>53224516
It’s that time of the year to remind the newfags
> be Winnie the Pooh
> on a honey bender
> think you heard the CEO of Bugman Inc. call you a fattie
> ARRESTU
“why is my chinaman stock tanking it was a sure thing”

>>53224539
Damn birth control really fucks with women

>>53224554
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>53224464
I warned you this morning. The bottom is in.

>>53224544
Yeah probably, you can just take your debt to the grave and give a spiritual middle finger to worldly concerns.
Also people from out of town are probably buying, possibly with the intention to rent the properties out.

>>53224544
Anon you could get a $1500 mortage here before the fed started raising rates.
Protip: don't live in shithole dem cities

>>53224554
No facial work, but definitely got butt injections.

>>53224544
99% chance it's bought up by chinks

>>53224544
>Houses sell almost immediately. I don't fucking understand.
BlackRock/China still buying up property

>>53224478
>>53224497
>>53224533
Reminder that GRBMF exists. Quick rundown:
>Literally named "Grupo Bimbo"
>Is a racist bakery
>Makes cheap food, perfect for recessionary environments
>Based in Mexico and Latinx America, i.e. growing emerging markets

>>53224627
>no facial work
She literally looks like an alien

>>53224395
not even money can save you, im sorry anon...

give me literally 1 reason to get out of bed this morning

Who is the slimiest investor today?

Calendar GMT Reference Actual Previous Consensus TEForecast
2022-11-10 01:30 PM Oct 7.7% 8.2% 8% 8.1%
2022-12-13 01:30 PM Nov 7.1% 7.7% 7.3% 7.6%
2023-01-12 01:30 PM Dec 7.3% 6.5% 6.7%

>>53224664
I'll come over to your house and kick your ass if you don't?

>>53224651
>having to deal with entire countries of thieves

Id short the entirity of SA if i could

msft pls

>>53224651
I only love women bimbos, not disgusting goyslop cakes.

>>53224651
I used to get their shit at the bodegas in California, good stuff but basically eating donuts in terms of diet

>>53224664
Making enough money to afford cute anime girls

>>53224681
Something tells me they understand the proper...precautions to take against thieves.

Uh Mumus, I think they're talking about you.

>>53224677
Please anon, at least offer to suck his dick first

>>53224690
Ya seethe?

>>53224653
Talking about Hilary Duff, not the Argentinian trust fund brat

>>53224706
Fed is full of women and faggots of course nobody takes them seriously

>>53224526
they just make shit up to please the corrupt kleptocrats

>>53224717
just close above 233 pls :))

jannies leave up dog fucker posts but go on the rampage for everything else

>>53224544
Flyover retards are married, work in jobs involving tangible goods/commodities like oil, agriculture, real estate and the trades. We save money and don’t mind driving shitty cars until we can afford something new and moderately nice. Most of us don’t spend a lot of money on clothes.

Being married (which is the only real reason to have a 3+ bedroom house to put children in) really helps if both people are working. It gets the borrowable limit up pretty high especially if both parties make six figures.

Coasties will bow before their flyover masters in due time. Your rot is our gain. You may feel like the country is falling apart because of your locale, but it’s really just falling apart in your mind and your souls. From where I’m sitting the white man is still in charge, the cops still command respect, niggers are hemmed into their ghettos, Mexicans do all the menial labor for at or below minimum wage… life is good.

>>53224718
That's not Hillary Duff. THIS is Hillary Duff.
>inb4 b&

>>53224732
>Tattoos

DROPPED

>>53224706
So much noise from all sides when the only inevitability is more money printing and further inflated equities.

Imagine telling people in 1923 that the US congress would be drafting spending bills totaling in the TRILLIONS. They wouldn't have been able to comprehend it. See you in 2123 when we're passing quadrillion dollar spending packages and bears are still gnashing their retarded teeth about inflation.

>>53224554
Medicore but I would

>>53224732

>>53224664
Jannies are dog fuckers confirmed
Stocks for dog fuckers? This is an on topic post

>85% odds of at least a 1.5% move higher in stocks (on a CPI print below 6.6%, and the lower the CPI, the higher the bounce); and 15% odds of a 2.5%-3% drop (on a CPI print > 6.6%).
JPM was spot on last time

>>53224544
Stupid coastie cubicle cuck. You'll never afford a home because you live in a cesspool and your job has no actual real world value.

>>53224705
We're talking countries whos tax codes are incredibly unfriendly to buisness. Buy their north american branch if you must.

>>53224760
Ah, cocker, how nice of you to join us today.

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i have resumed 'the wheel'
please continue crab market

COIN will end green, just in time for the meltup tomorrow. I hope you have your bags packed.

>>53224728
So we know the smg jannie is a dogfucker and a tranny.
And hates buncun

>>53224753
yea and the markets flushed down regardless of the cold print. It feels like a trap to be bullish right now

>>53224747
$WOOF

Today... the falling knife caught me!

I don't respect women, jews, or bears. Just don't.

>>53224767
I have to set the chuds straight every once in awhile. Here's an example of a job with actual value.

>>53224753
>85% odds of at least a 1.5% move higher in stocks
getting priced in as we speak

>>53224706
This is so rich. I hope they eviscerate the economy so they’re “taken seriously” and then get shot on their way home at night for their mercurial fiscal policy.

Are fertilizer stocks going to keep dropping?

My job under pays me by about $15k/year and I wont do anything about it, because I'm a big pussy

>>53224795
>Multiple layers of butter
Glad to see one person taking his job seriously in the current year.

>>53224795
Do amerilards really think that this is a good idea?

>>53224478
0/10
this whore will die alone

>>53224795
OFFICIAL post theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo0drH_PvKk

>>53224405
Hot

>>53224342
Why is 4chan obssessed with this webm? I genuinely don't know, is it just because shes good looking or something to do with the food? Or something else? Again I'm not even memeing I came here late after the initial discussions of this webm so have no idea why you guys post this woman on almost every board

>>53224800
> NO NOT MY HECKIN ECONOMYERINO
I want Based Jerome to crash it to 0, start it all anew

>>53224813

>>53224826
Her emotive and effortlessly flirty nature makes incels seethe. That's it really.

>>53224813
No, this pussy is skimping on the butter and that should be a federal crime

>>53224809
They may get a bump when the Belorussian front opens and there's a round of seethe sanctions imposed.

>>53224826
Most anons think she's cute and some anons on /tv/ thought she was being condescending to the wagie and it became outrage bait for a while

>>53224826
Legit chuds getting mad that a roastie gets more food
That’s it
I’m ok with this

>>53224836
>Belorussian front opens
Two more weeks

>>53224732

>>53224828
Yes, Jerome gets a pass and the rest of the Fed presidents/governors get lynched.

Why do normies brag about how many hours they work?
This particularly goes for boomers.

Well- I thought Mr. Snibs would be out todya- I guess not. This pump has me concerned about a melt up tomorrow. I'm out- Ill take my loss.

looks like we're testing the 200 today
>SPY 200 day MA $394.64
>current price: $393.83
>testing the 200 day MA
>day before CPI
hm

next christmas ill be getting 5grand frommy bank in CD interest, sure beats risking my money on the pyramid scheme ponzi market

>>53224856
Boomers got memed into building their entire identity on the service they provide to their corporate wagie masters. It's the reason they work well past retirement age, they simply have no clue what to do if not selling their mind, body, and soul for a salary.

>>53224830
greasy hands typed this post

>>53224856
More hours = more money for most people

This feels like a trap. I don't think they'd let us make money this easily.

I know Victoria's secret
And, girl, you wouldn't believe
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
Making money off of girls like me"
Cashin' in on body issues
Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs
I know Victoria's secret
She was made up by a dude

>>53224862
>concerned about a melt up tomorrow.
Why would you be concerned?

i think im going to buy that cheap Amtrak railpass and spend a few weeks riding the rails
you know, spend some time with an old friend. her name? america.

>>53224874
I love my free money high yield account

>>53224870
You know it's gonna smasheth through the 200-day and fucking #RocketShipEmojee to fucking Saturn right? $405 tomorrow. Screencap this.

>>53224856
It's cope. Somebody post that roughneck and his 100 hours lower your town image.

Sorry guys.
I hit the sell button. I didn't think selling my 10 shares would cause such a panic

uhhh what the fuck was that

>>53224891
Do they have wifi on these things and can you ride as much as you want? I would bring my laptop and work from the train if I could. Would be a nice little vacation.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Holy shit CHWY bros... we're on a moon mission. 5% gains every day of 2023. Hop on now or be left behind.

Chewy.com (ticker CHWY) is the stock of white women everywhere.

ANNNNDDD WE'RE BACK

uh oh, supply
MRJW0

>>53224848
It's like the Chinese COVID reopening - the only question is when.

>>53224895
>>53224874
Friendly reminder that your bank savings accounts and CDs are likely yielding less than 6M t-bill yields, which are currently at 4.87%.
You're getting ripped off.

if I had been day trading off my TA these past few days I would've made so much fucking money off calls, but instead I'm paralyzed by fear of cpi.

>>53224813
Couldn't hear you, your malnourished voice is far too weak yuropoor. Now get out of my way. I'm grabbing a copy of Hyperdimension Neptunia Rebirth you low test lanklet.

>>53224876
Now let’s see yours

I like how people still think ukraine can win. Wagner is literally gunning down holhols as we speak.

>>53224902
>Saturn
What is it with you Jews and Saturn/Chronos?

>>53224935
Ill take the 1% apr fee to remain liquid

>>53224911
>wifi
they do, but it can be pretty terrible
>can you ride as much as you want
you get 10 legs for $299. doesn't matter how long or short, you could go seattle to chicago or seattle to portland and each would count as one leg

>>53224945
>SLAVA UKR-ACK!

>>53224902
We are cursed

>>53224941
>>53224942
run! mojo mojo is coming

>>53224942
Whats with the needle marks. Sort yourself out, junkie

>>53224947
Don’t ask Baggie, he was kicked out of synagogue long before he reached the 34th rank of Torah understanding, that’s why he spends his time with us goyim and fucks a goy

>>53224512
Made 5 bucks selling just now kek

>>53224954
story?

>>53224800
>WHAAAA I'm being liquidated because I had a fake job at a fake company in a fake economy WHAAAA

>>53224947
shabbot and saturday goy.

>>53224945
It’s just going to be a mutual blood bath that Ukraine will inevitably lose. Wagner is using prisoners as cannon fodder. I don’t think things are going well for either side. Reminds me of the Crimean war a bit.

>>53224826
Her balding head bothers me. Also the NPC Stacy middle part that takes the volume out of her already thinking hair.

>>53224949
>>53224935
and have a local office i can walk into with a gun if they dont give me my money

>>53224949
Treasuries are one of the most liquid instruments in the world. You're taking that 1% APR hit because you're lazy. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>53224954
>posting warcrimes
ebin

>>53224968
That sounds pretty shameful desu senpai. Explains a lot.

>>53224979
And STOP trying to trick God; he really doesn't like that.

goyslop girl

uh natgasbros, is this bullish?
>U.S NATURAL GAS INVENTORIES FOR WEEK ENDED JAN. 6 SEEN DOWN 17 BCF IN THURSDAY'S EIA REPORT

>>53224942
This >>53224966
>>53224954
lmfao does he actually ninja flip outta that hole?
>>53224968
I had regular sex with a jew girl who had to study the torah, when she was younger. Her family was super proud, and had some fancy gold covered scroll in their living room.
Do they really need to read that thing??

>>53224768
Nope, they can't. They can do 3 50s over the next 18 weeks, but they ain't going to do a 75. Unless we get some really cool jobs/cpi data (we won't). >>53224486
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m6sjfw37xo8
I always did 10% at jobs where there was a 401 when I was younger and in a lower bracket, and always put into a Roth, which I used as the down payment on my 1st house. I'm well into the 22% bracket, but have the expenses of someone in the 12% bracket. Every dollar invested in a 401, would be 78¢ in my pocket. If I live like this in retirement, every dollar I pull out will be 88¢ in my pocket. 12.8% gain just by playing the timing game. I'll be dead before I touch it anyway but, in the end, it doesn't even matter.

Still not buying INTC.
>>53224947
If you notice, Saturn is the titan that eats his own children. The old devouring the young. Christ did the opposite. He allowed His Children to eat his body and blood in Eucharist. The young consuming the old.

>>53225006
Natural gas should be priced at 0, it's natural bro it's like selling oxygen

>>53224994
who would win? god, or a thin wire tacked up all around the perimeter of manhattan?

>>53224566
She has to be on drugs

>>53224994
>he really doesn't like that
Source? He apparently likes people trying to trick him enough to have created Jews.

I support American interest, domestic and abroad. Death to the enemies of my nation.

>>53224984
Ok well then you're just plain stupid. Thanks for clarifying. Most banks don't carry substantial amounts of cash in branch. Banks have bankruptcy risk. Anything above 250k is at risk of complete wipeout, and below that level you're still at risk of waiting months for FDIC to pay out your claims.

>>53224903
got him with the left

>>53225028
>God when he sees an especially sinful chicken

>>53224965
Yeah, knew you were too brown to post your hands.
>>53224966
They’re called scars. What junkie injects themselves that close to the hand?
>>53224977
Huh, are you saying that’s me? Lol, I work for myself as the sole employee of a manufacturing company selling drilling equipment. I’m making more money right now than ever before.

>>53225027
Linde does a pretty good job selling oxygen though...

>>53225006
it depends on what is expected. we had record withdrawal last report for that week compared to history, but it was below expectation, hence a dump ensued

>>53225026
Uh so it's like some kind of yin yang?

>>53225045
yeah theres a risk of complete banking system collapse.. pretty sure it will be more about how many cans of sardines you have at that point not numbers on a screen

>>53225021
Post hands. It’s pretty meaningless to criticize if you can’t show yours for comparison.

NEON just won their google patent case. Congratulations to whoever bought yesterday with me.

>>53225027
o2 is pretty expensive, I have to buy it for my re breather.

Here’s some natgas for you anon
*ppfffffffffBRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPP*

>>53225039

>>53225033
>Source
I met him at the bus/train station in downtown Denver and that's what he told me.
>You see these Jews thinking I'm some kind of rube? Fuckin dispicible.

397 0DTE calls are 3 cents

>>53224728
Based jannies

>>53225075
Nice, congrats anon

Is investing in Lockheed Martin (ticker LMT) good for you?

>>53224392
>Jocko.png
>>53224467
Nobody flies during recessions. Only jetsetters and people on holiday.
>>53225068
They just hitched their horse to the lamest of the pantheon.

>>53225039
>>53225082
Wait, are we talking American flag US or pride flag US? Cause that's like EGIS vs SPY.

>>53225081
which part is the vagina?

>>53225021
It’s like the Elder Scrolls where the future movements of stocks and the pumps and dumps of the goyim reveal themselves over time
But Baggie got kicked out because he brought shame upon his family by continuing to parading around ugly bugwomen in public, so here he is

>>53224728
Cry more, sweaty. A lot of girls do that :) that's why you should invest in Chewy.com (ticker CHWY)

>>53225115
Well there you go. I still am mad at Hadrian for not finishing the job.

>>53224478
She's gross anon

>>53225006
Someone kill Biden already, even fucking Obama allowed fracking for NatGas idk why he's being such a fag about energy

we are so back

>>53224966
gravy IV

>>53225114
What the hell is that webm

>>53225135
Is CHWY a buy here? Because lately they seem to have had a ruff couple quarters.

im so glad i loss harvested TQQQ and now it's pumping

Am I retarded for shorting AMD?

>>53225114

>>53225155
You could switch to QLD? Technically different since it's only 2x, so you avoid wash sale rules.

>>53224795
i have an update on the Target self-checkout fake British accent wagie
last night he had his phone in his pocket playing some kind of orchestral score, I'm pretty sure it was the Willow (1988) theme

>>53225115
Isn’t it amusing how civilization after civilization that comes into contact with Jews arrives at the same conclusion over and over again?

Death to every ukranian man, woman, and child. Z!

>>53225176
>fake British accent
You sure he just doesn't have the speech impediment whewe you can't pwonounce awes?

>>53225109
I just hope I was able to help others here make a bit of money today.

>>53225203
no, he's a robust lad who puts on this booming theatrical, John Rhys Davies-esque voice to announce when a self-checkout becomes available

>>53225075
been holding for a few years now. first we win against samsung, now we win against google. now we can take them to court.

Is Coinbase going to keep pumping? I have a bunch of February $60 calls that are down 80% and I'm wondering if I should take the loss.

>>53225075
Congrats, I saw your posts, but didn't speculate on it as I know nothing about them
You gave good warning, and it did play out as you said
Well done

>>53225159
I'm considering puts right now
There's been times where it's pumped and didn't crash for a while but I've also mossed out on god knows how many meme stocks crashing

Over the past couple of weeks, I got into the habit of booting up Dirt Rally 2.0 whenever the market is slow and boring and it's not giving me setup. I have the charts open on my second screen of course. Whenever I start to rally in game, whatever chart I have open on my second screen rallies. I happened 6 times in a row now. Is this some black magic I'm doing accidentally?

>>53224370
faget

>>53225114
Fifth-generation warfare?
>>53225138
>The emperor who traveled across his entire realm more than anyone else who sat on the throne. Broke bread with peasants and joked with shopkeepers.
>Was the one who hated the Qui more than all of the other emperors combined.
Makes you think.

>>53225233
no that is literally the secret to investing. surprised it took you so long...

NEON be pumping hard, my target is at least a ten bagger though, been bagholding it for a couple of years

What if CPI data comes in hot?

>>53225231
Oh AMD, I read AMC lol
Anyways, semis have been fucked for a while maybe it's fine

>>53224942
This is a wierd flex but ok

>>53225253
Biblical doomp

>>53225256
Nice ceiling anon

>>53225251
now we can actually start thinking about how much money we can get from google and samsung. before the patents were solid it was all meaningless speculation. now all of those theories about $ per smartphone sold are actually gaining relevance. now we can think about how numbers that are small for google and samsung to settle with out of court are massive compared to neon marketcap, etc.

how can this dogshit rally so hard into CPI

>>53224342
Why did this insignificant video of an 8/10 go so viral?

Remember bros, what goes down must also go up.

what news caused the high volume candles 20 minutes ago ?

>>53225292
Says Isaac Newton, who got absolutely rekt in stocks.

>>53225281
people think that we will pivot and rally and they want to be ahead of it. They heard some roomer

>>53225285
I've only ever seen it here, and only today in this thread.

>>53225294
Russia mobilizing Navy

Mungerposting every day until DJCO is at $100k.

>>53225294
some fed sheboon saying a political statement before CPI for good girl pfizer points.

SCREEN CAP THIS

As soon as the third NFL player falls on TV- then the market will crash to distract.

>>53225292
I just always have positions on both sides lol

Redpill me about this board. Are you all Jews in here?

SIGH

im bored

got no work to do

market aint moving for shit

video games tiresome

painted minis but almost fell asleep

im bored with life and it doesnt matter that I made 4000 today

>>53225311
>Mungerposting
absolutely based

>>53225332

>>53225326
Hol up a second one collapsed?

>>53225261
Thanks I'm currently living in europoor

>>53225337
This is me except I only made $200
I suggest getting into some recreational drugs (responsibly of course)

>>53225332
this board is so antiemetic that it was removed from search engines like /pol/

>>53224753

>>53225347
not yet.

>>53225332
There is an unseen war on this board between jews trying to convince us to provide liquidity for their trades and islamist terrorists convinced that /biz/ is somehow the key to destroying america.

This is your captain speaking. We are turning the fasten seatbelt sign off on our non-stop flight to SPY $395, so feel free to get up and move around. We will also be beginning our open bar full drink service so feel free to make use of that, I know I will, and enjoy your flight on NYSE Air.

>>53224566
So she's just putting on an act to get money from losers with a weird fetish right? She doesn't actually do that right?

>>53225359
Wildcard weekend soon...

>>53225344

Go iggles

>>53225355
>Using Jewgle

>>53225332
I harass jews daily by being white

>>53225364
>Oh by the way all flights are grounded- you will not be reimbursed for a hotel - now get off my fucking plane and wear a mask.

>>53225373
I dont think you realise what world you are living in

with 7-8 billion people, everything you can imagine has been done or currently being done

Any chance of dump? I'm too deep in puts

>>53225373
Oh anon. You already know the answer to this question.

>>53225358
I deserve a portion of that booger sugar.
What's the point of even having a Freedom Unlimited® card?

>>53225362
>>53225355
Fine. I shall endeavor to lurk to try and understand wtf is actually happening here.

>>53225382

Please 393, I beg you sirs

>>53225389
they're not grounded anymore i thought?

>>53225393
cool CPI getting priced in
I think tomorrow AM dumps unless CPI is colder than expected

The markets are healing.

>>53225393
market went into full retard mode as if CPI will print 2% and fed is almost at 0% again

this feels like a trap

>>53225393
friday it'll dump on bank earnings, but not before it pumps another 3.5% from here.

Is there something weird going on in the markets? Because I've been shockingly horny lately...

infrastructure reits are going crazy, also commercial and industrial are coming back

>>53225420
It's simple, the market is pricing in a cold CPI print, which defeats the point of betting on that. So unlike CPI is even colder than priced it we dump tomorrow. Or so we would if the market made any sense.

>>53225373
The question is, are you fine with making this illegal

>>53225358
cocaine?!

Bros, why is AMZN pumping so fucking much right now? They might get back over $100 a share by the end of the week, what the hell.

>>53225420
You could be wacky and buy options to hedge? Lol that would be crazy, right?
>>53225428
>high test traders in /smg/
Bullish

>>53224371
>reits
gladstone tho... headwinds... reits are kill

>>53225433
*So unless

>>53225420
What a waste. Another casuality of the globalmemewars

what a day for natgas

>>53225420
>The zoom in on the shoes

>>53225441
A few days ago, the bald man found a way to increase the potency of the mind altering field he projects. Read the fucking news for fucks sake.

>>53225428
We are going to coooooom

>>53225428
You ever read Gravity's Rainbow?

>>53225468
I prefer Mason & Dixon

>>53225440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvDZuptvupk

>>53225456
Nat gas bros... is the pump just starting or already over?

Hey guys I just spent the last few years being a fitizen an was wondering how to get started as a bizraeli, I know that this typing sounds ironic and troll but bear in mind the fact I typed this shows I'm autistic.

I was wondering how the fuck to get started making money? I see the links here, is this essentially the /fat/ of biz? I just need to see how shit gets done, then I will go my own way and learn myself, I need some sort of guidance but I always take shit with my own grain of salt

It took me 2 years to ingest all of the knowledge of physical health nutrition and training wise, it's at the point where it's a time waste now, then a time help. It's time to move onto phase 2/3 of my ultimate plan. I understand this is a permanent thing, similar to fitness and will have to make sacrifices. I expect to take about the same time understanding everything, and just like fit, 5 years until I actually manifest even a tinge of reward.

TLDR: where would the /fat/ of biz be?

I just need something to get started, I had some /fit/ knowledge from my youth, but I'm a lot more shooting blanks in finance. I'm not retarded, I see how people do stuff, I don't need a helper. I just need someone who knows what's up so I can take my autism to my own niche's i like. For example I like BBing but never cardio or PLing, Maybe I'll be a fucking crypto swinger, who knows. So far from what I gather, I prefer to just HODL and heavily research shit I think will boom, and ANY DOLLAR I INVEST, is no longer mine, I don't even see it as existing anymore.

>>53225481
I dont know mane, the volatility is so high, nothing makes sense, EMAs, RSI, candle patterns, its all meaningless at the moment

All I do is pray it just shoots the fuck up to 5 or something by eom

>>53225026
why would you want to miss the massive gains? its going to climb back to the us index average

>>53225462
I can't, too many scammers keep advertising shitcoins in my newsfeed

>>53224342
>>53224365
I can't be fixed by her

>>53225484
Are you asking how to set yourself up for future stability?
Max contribute to your employers 401k plan. And then open an IRA and max contribute to that too. Buy some total market stocks and forget about it.

>>53224566
Imagine that's your niece or grand daughter or daughter even. How could you even allow this trash whore scum at the same table as you?
I'd fucking beat her ass then feed her my cum and tell her she wants cum she's going to drink the real shit directly from the source. Skank

>>53225501
DAMN she's going to be 300lbs within 5 years.

>>53225484
This is unironically the only useful thread on this board. I have been here since 2017 and /smg/ is the only thread I've ever posted in.

>need new car
>used market: lol eight year old car with 150,000km $12000
I think I'm going to have to lease or something.

>>53225497
Shut up, shill

MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES TO RECEIVE UNLIMITED TIME OFF: THE VERGE

Powell is gonna be PISSED off from this kind of shit kek

>>53225411
>>53225419
Nah I mean today, please sirs sell

>>53225526
its up $5 since the last time i checked. imagine missing those gains

>>53225501
Oh no.. you guys will make her rich with tiktok and other shit

>>53224651
>Is a racist bakery

>>53225537
Not happening lol

>>53225527
Unlimited PTO is a scam that does not benefit employees.

>>53225495
Yeah, this nat gas movement seems to respect no gods. What it was doing around the 3.55 support was strange for example. It seems to really want to dump, but I feel like it just can't push past the mid 3s, so we are gonna crab for a while and if there's a minor catalyst, short covering is gonna get us a nice spike, but then back to crabing between 3.5 and 4. Too hot for me to make any big move, just trying and failing to catch smaller movements with small positions.

How hard will the CPI pump be?

>>53225484
Three words: mutant fucking fish.

>>53225484
>reading all that shit
Lol.
Just lurk in /smg/. It is the only worthwhile thread on /biz/.
t. former /fit/ anon, from the early Blaha days

>>53225484
Read the Bogleheads Getting Started link in the OP. That's the equivalent of, like, Starting Strength. >>53225506 is the tl;dr of it

Early on your focus should be on incomemaxxing before investmentreturnmaxxing. Once you're well on your way into six figure hell you can start reading Peter Lynch, Nassim Taleb, Federal reserve minutes, advanced shit like that.

Oh and look up terms you don't know on Investopedia.

>>53225484
you can either do fundamental analysis (like buffet or lynch), technical analysis (reading charts), or both. For the technical, it all works on supply and demand so look at wyckoff and order flow and build off that. You can also take the algo trading/automated route under technical. The supply and demand rule stands true for all price movement in all markets, so if youre doing fundamental, you are holding a good investment because demand will sooner or later show up as people realize its undervalued. On the technical side, you are holding something because demand already showed its hand on the chart and you are waiting for price to go up and its why it works better for short term trading.

>>53225544
393 not possible in the next 15 mins?

>>53225484
My best advice is to use your 4chan skill: the market is out to troll you. Do not get trolled.

>>53225573
Stfu that nigger doesn't deserve to make it

>>53224371
They are in for a nasty surprise by February

>>53225523
Two more weeks until Carvana goes bankrupt and inventory floods the market. Trust the Manheim plan.

>>53225550
I often opt for PTO rather than overtime. Especially during the summer when I work 4 10 hour shifts and can turn a 3 day weekend into a 4 day mini vacation

>>53225527
>Powell is gonna be PISSED off from this kind of shit kek
Looks like someones ass is going to be whooped with more QT

>>53225589
bounce off 393 into FOMO power hour

>>53225542
See >>53224705

>>53225619
>>53225589
why are we pumping

>>53225605
>2 more weeks

>>53225626
you think this is pump? just wait for tomorrow.

>>53225560
then you should wait untill after the refilling month I think. Currently natgas can swing +-10% in a single day easily. Not suitable for small logical plays or scalping I think

>>53225626
Its the bump before we freefall.

>>53225605
I was thinking that might happen to AMZN baggies that are pumping so much from the Buy from Prime hype. Q4 earnings report and how 3rd party sellers really feel about it could make it all irrelevant in a few days.

Anyway still riding on the dump to $80 or lower per share in the future kek.

>>53225281
It does every month

Who is the most successful day trader?

>>53225484
Assuming you are serious... what do you want? The common wisdom and statistics say that if you want to just passively increase your savings through investing, put it in a mutual fund and forget about it for a while. You can try picking stocks, but that's difficult to get right. And I don't just mean "the average retard can't do it", there are genuinely not many people who can do it consistently.
If you want to trade actively, that's possible, but also difficult and takes years to learn to the point where you consistently make money.
Read finance news, lurk here, watch the market and google everything you don't understand. Things will start to fall into place, but don't put money in for at least a month or two until you get your bearings.

>>53225630
spy 583 confirmed?

Baking

>>53225667
Takashi Kotegawa

>>53225672
I would cum.

>>53225646
Yeah, I'm tapping out of trying to scalp smaller moves. Got this small rally timed right from 3.54 to 3.674 and I'm happy with that for the moment.

>>53225655
>$80 or lower
80 is the floor, only up from here.

>>53225432
Doesn't make sense... housing crashing but commercial is crushing it WHY!?!

I should've gotten out with my -100 when it dumped 5 mins ago, now I'm back to being down 700. FUCK ME

>>53224342
Why are girls so cute?

>>53225433
>Or so we would if the market made any sense.

Fucking real talk...

Bake the egg.

>the last smg

I have like 1.5k I don't know what to do with

Uranium is about to blast off again. Got U stocks in your portfolio?

>>53225726
sit cashgang, Friday will be a bloodbath.

New >>53225766

ok lazy fucks..
baked
>>53225776
>>53225776
>>53225776

>>53224370
One visit on her tik tok channel will convince you otherwise

>>53225506
Yeah I honestly don't want/plan to do any HUGE MONEY NOW GIMME moves, I don't particularly give a fuck about my dollar, but I know how important it is to be financially stable. I should do that long term

>>53225519
This is the first time looking at it and I've already gotten more info from the links then any bag shill thread

>>53225573
uhm.. I'll look at it?

>>53225575
I think that might be the case yeah..

>>53225582
Alright I will, my two financial wishes I wanted for myself at like 12 (8 years ago) was 1, never having to check my dominos order price again, and 2, never HAVING to work again, notice the HAVE.

>>53225583
I think fundamental appears more to me, I have to look at it further of course. I prefer to look at things that have potential versus hype, of course, I have to know the difference myself, so that may be double-edged.

>>53225601
thats what i seem to be "good" at figuring out, retard proofing any post I read, the amount of regurgitated shit on fit is unreal.

>>53225669
I WANT to do epic crypto swing trades for millions.

In reality, I know personally i am not one to care, nor keep up with 1 topic of any long periods of time. I mean that in terms of swinging, so a Long Term HODL investment hold seems to be my best approach.

I had an original plan before I went insane cutting weight and went literally retarded for half a year. It was something like, 70% Long, 20% "Short" 10% Crypto ha ha swings, it wasn't necessarily stock either, it was like retail and shit, but I think that requires real money first.

At least an 80-20 rule of Long/Short, I can't see myself committing to swings, I'm just not much into finance and "gambling" a swing, and would rather keep it out of my head knowing I made a "good" investment that will one day pay me back, at least at the moment.

>>53225880
>I WANT to do epic crypto swing trades for millions.

That's how money is lost. Don't do this, it's basically gambling.

>I'm just not much into finance and "gambling" a swing, and would rather keep it out of my head knowing I made a "good" investment that will one day pay me back, at least at the moment.

Read up on the term "boglehead" and do what they do. That's the way to do it long terma nd stress free. For someone who only thinks long term and stable etfs, all this market malarkey we had in the past year is a blip on the radar.

>>53225880
>I WANT to do epic crypto swing trades for millions.
You're going to lose everything. Everyone thinks they can do this but quickly realize that there are richfags who literally do this with stocks and crypto all day for fun. You can't compete and will be eaten up. Honesty, the slow and steady route is the best, make a little here and there and be happy you're making something rather than nothing.

>>53225964
Yeah I know swinging is retarded.

Like you said with these boglehead guys, haven't looked yet but that's basically what I want to do. I have money in shit, stupidly of course. But I only want stuff to go down, because in 10-15 years it'll be up, so I couldn't care less. I prefer to take relaxed approaches at first, and then once I know what I'm doing look at other stuff.

>>53226053
Definitely join the bogleheads then. Everyone should really, even if they keep a second account for fucking around with.

>>53226084
Alright I'll pin their stuff down then. I do want "throwaway money" but the majority of my stuff I want to just put in, "never look at it again", and one day remember after my dementia resides and be like hmm I wonder what happened.

>>53225542
It no longer is. "Negrito" got cancelled by a bunch of retards and now it is nito. It is also goyslop aiding our people to kill themselves with type 2 diabetes so it is not based.

>>53225880
>I think fundamental appears more to me, I have to look at it further of course. I prefer to look at things that have potential versus hype, of course, I have to know the difference myself, so that may be double-edged.
Totally fine. But supply and demand is not hype, its potential from market instead of valuation. Explore as much as you can and you can find what youll find your touch

>>53224342
She isn’t even that cute