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FILL MY GD ORDER YOU FUCKING GLOWNIGGERS

I am officially a BBBY bagholder

>>53222589
>>Just hit $140k today on my 26th birthday
>>Going to run to $150k in the next week or two
>>Then going to jump to $300k or so
>
>I never thought I would be this rich in life.
>I may as well be a millionaire right now.
Congrats anon, how'd you go about doing that? Do you have many monthly expenses (rent, car, etc.?)

I hope you didn't buy the dip in BOIL

>le meltup is started
I-is it true? Is it finally here?
*MeltUp water enters parched mouth*
>>53222688
checked for buying the top and selling the bottom
classic anon style! ;)

>>53222560
>I have a feeling if neek kashkari was the chairman he would've hiked us to 10% already
kashkari has flip flopped more than any other fed president
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-10/the-fed-s-biggest-pre-pandemic-dove-is-now-its-biggest-hawk
this was back in august
I don't think he would have hiked us to 10%, because it would be unpopular
he is a 'does what is currently popular among economic circles' buzzwords piggyback fed pres
if bullard was 100% in charge and the others could not vote on the other hand I think we would have already had the FFR above core PCE (which wouldn't be that huge of a difference)

>>53222682
Back to your containment board filthy bagholder

this market will never bottom so long as this retard is still being posted.

I'VE BEEN EGG'D

He's a gem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5JWyPBM_U4

Again, is there any reason to not short BBBY right now?

>>53222691
if this isnt the bottom for a recover to 4.8, it is going to 3 or 2.50

testing

I dont get it

isnt the weather getting colder again at the end of the month, natgas is a shitcoin

>>53222696
I've been using the savings I got from working with my Dad from 18 to 23 and investing it all in the stock market. Stocks like HBM and SU.

I stay away from crypto.
No monthly expenses.

>HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

>>53222722
My rule is to not touch meme stocks in any way. You'll get burned more times than not

this is the worst /smg/ thread so far

>>53222708
I double downed @1.60 so im no longer a bag holder and now I'm in the green.

Hey /smg/! I'm a dumb gay bear who likes getting rammed in the asshole and I just wanted to stop by and express my superior opinion that NVDA, TSLA and META are completely useless companies that are only still around because reddit buys their stock. To anyone paying attention, these companies produce literally nothing of value - I know this because I have access to information that you don't, and I'm 100% certain that in five years the world will no longer use graphics processors, electric cars or virtual reality. In fact, it's clear that those sectors are on their way out for good. Good luck bulls ha ha!

>the jannie wasnt given generational wealth to start with

What a loser, point and laugh at him

>>53222722
>any reason to not short BBBY
because you risk getting gamma squeezed - the IV on puts is so high that it isn't worth buying premium
if you short the stock itself, you risk getting gamma squeezed
to put it in simple language
>market makers / institutions / funds sold calls on BBBY
>as the stock price moves up, they are losing money
>in order to hedge the calls they sold, as it moves higher, they need to buy stock
>the more stock they buy, the higher the price moves up
>everyone who sold calls is 'squeezed' to buy shares to hedge
you never know how far a gamma squeeze will run, or when it will sharply reverse
more often than not, in my experience with various gamma squeezes, it reverses only after hitting an absurd ATH in premarket following a day of a squeeze like today - so tomorrow near open, or near 7:00am open for most brokers
It is such a large gamble, where the risk:reward to short it isn't very good
You could sell calls, or call spreads, to take advantage of the high IV, and you're much more likely to profit on the trade

>Just hit $140k today on my 26th birthday
>Going to run to $150k in the next week or two
>Then going to jump to $300k or so

I never thought I would be this rich in life.
I may as well be a millionaire right now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kill all jews

2023 is setting the stage for the 2024 bull run.

It feels like december 2021, you know what happens next

>>53222790

What’s in your portfolio?

>>53222790
My first 200k was through crypto. It felt amazing for a few months and then I just felt poor again despite still having 200k in my bank. So enjoy this feeling while it lasts.

These threads are FAST today!

>Could have shorted natgas yesterday
>shorted bonds instead
FUCK YOU POWELL

F.E.D. sisters....

its over

>>53222763
>>53222779
Thanks, needed to read these to fend off gamba urges.

BUNNY CUNNY CUTE AND FUNNY

anybody else pluck their nose hairs from time to time?

>>53222790
Remember to diversify anon! Put most of it in either proven ETFs or in a variety of companies with a very good financial history and track record (I recommend looking at NOBL and the Dividend Aristocrats list. Wisely invested, you could live off of dividends while growing your money with that kind of cash!)

>>53222725
I'm betting on the latter, at least another move down and find new support. I'd only be comfortable opening a new short after retesting and bouncing down though.

>>53222867
only every day

>>53222818
HBM stock
>>53222835
I don't trust crypto.
I've had my hand in it before, and it was not a comfortable feeling at all. It's the 24 hour market cycle and the fact it could all be shut-down tomorrow if the American government rejects it, and then there are heavy taxes for running it as well as cyber attacks, scams, etc as well as the element of hoping that it runs up in value when it may not and may crash without warning.

If I were to play the game of crypto, I would rather just use margin on the stock market.

I only want to deal in stocks.

buy MSFT
they are going to dominate the future with AI
hold for 20 years and retire rich (you wont)

>>53222850
its incredible how natgas tumbled. I cant imagine it going back above 4 until next winter, it had its run and is now going to crab for months

unless there is a huge kneejerk v shape recovery, which is next to impossible

Noooo we are dumping nooooo

Does Russia winning in The Ukraine have anything to do with recent market gains?
Seems like the thieves in Kiev are seen as just that, by the entirety of the financial market; thieves!
>>53222808
>slorpglorpin
2023 Proto-Bull Run --> 2024 Penultimate Golden Bull Run?
>>53222862
Do you know the guy in your webm? Can you tell him to stop crabbing the market, please. Thanks.
>>53222867
Now that I'm old I've have to pluck a few. Awful feeling for a split second. Better than having nasty nostril whiskers

>>53222867
I got a little shaver attachment for my electric trimmer that does it.

meltup?

XELA, now or never

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53222889
this

>>53222882
I'm done with crypto now. I figure I made out better than 99% of people who get into the space, so I have no interest in hanging around there anymore.

>>53222905
I love Dividends, my REITS always make me smile each month!

>>53222894
Wait Russia is winning? I thought they were losing because of all that aid we sent to the guys who were paying off The Big Guy. Fuck if Russia wins the whole stock market will tank.

>>53222913
i made enough on bitcoin / eth / litecoin from 2017->2020 that I was able to buy my condo straight up with cash

I am also done with that space (however I still hold 1 BTC that I will NEVER sell)

>>53222905
Fuck dividends. Taxable waste. Buybacks will grow your fortune.

>>53222905
>THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
I make more putting my money in a savings account and getting $1-2/month. Is there something I'm missing here?

>>53222935
Buybacks are now taxable in the US

>>53222856
you never know, that could have been the top just now
it could have ended up being great timing
but in my opinion it's better to stay away, and look for a trade with more certainty less gamble

>>53222894
No.

>>53222889
Fidget spinner what are you doing to me? I think I gotta buy a Bitcoin, i sold at 40k, and it's cheap enough i can get at least one whole coin for later, and I gotta buy a bunch of microsoft stock to give to my beneficiaries when i die in 20+ years.

>>53222935
Okay, so point to where are the chart tells me a stock reliably does buybacks.

>>53222893
Maybe commodities in general for now. Everything is bleeding. Only oil is fighting

>You hear a knock on your door
>Look through the peephole
>You see pic related.
What do you do?

>>53222949
yes, you're missing the growth aspect of dividend growth investing. with my portfolio and reinvestment, my dividend growth each year is ~10%, compounding.

my income, without another penny from me, will grow 10% compounding in perpetuity until I start spending dividends. then it will grow at about 8%

>>53222894
>Russia winning
Yes now that a suburb in bahkmut has fallen Russia will take kiev

>>53222990
nobody does share buybacks anymore because of the tax changes the democrats made last year.

>>53222994
My only hope is the volatility remains, id hate to see the market being dead for 6 months

>>53222853
kind of strange to see another watcher of fed youtube desu

>>53222987
sorry but its just facts

if commodities are down does that mean Inflation is over? sounds bullish

>>53222998

>>53222998

>dotcom bubble happens as clinton is president, clinton backed by KKK money
>market starts to recover from dotcom crash as katrina happens and kanye memes race war with video
>market went up slowly after obama became president
>society slowly became more racist and obama even contributed to fueling it himself
>trump becomes president and racism memes increases even more, stock market picks up harder
>floyd happens and race war meme almost becomes reality market absolutely blows up
>covid meme accelerates and floyd memes die out as covid gets staler market dumps

Reminder that market is powered by racism and the more you channel race war meme the richer you get. We should break 20k SP500 when gigahitler upgraded tay clone AI becomes president in 2032.

>>53223003
>my dividend growth each year is ~10%, compounding.
For that to be true, wouldn’t the dividend yield have to be 10%, constantly? And then you reinvest the dividends. Sounds like an impossibly high yield

>biden extending covid emergency
>not giving out more stimmy money
WTF joe.

>>53222998
>you've been standing there since February 2022?

>>53222768
Keep holding those bags I guess, my puts will make me richer than ever.

>>53223015
volatility is subjective and is dependent on your leverage and margin

Fuck yeah I am now a GD baggie.

>>53222952
A company that buys back 100% of shares outstanding pays 1% of the companies value in fees over the entire lifetime of their existence.
2-3 years of dividends reinvested from a company paying 3% yield and you've already taken a bigger tax hit to your long term compounding.

It's not comparable.

>>53223056
Ukraine needs all the gibbs.

YOU WILL GET THE VAXX AND YOU WILL INVEST IN MSFT

>>53223050
no, my dividend yield is about 2.4%.

my dividend income grows 10% per year (with dividend increases accounting for about 8% of the growth and reinvestment purchasing new shares for about 2-3% of the growth, depending on if market is up or down).

also don't yield chase, between 0.5 and 4% is good for a company, anything higher and you need to watch the asset closely

>>53223022
I think that Maverick does a better job at explaining this than I can in a 2000 character post
https://youtu.be/VFsc5dcNljs?t=450
watch from 7:30 to 21:40 for a more thorough explanation
but, if you're unwilling to watch the video, here's a tldw;
>inflation is / may be coming down, but it is for the bad reasons
>it is because of demand destruction / recession reasons
>even if the Fed were to pivot / cut rates, which they 100% cannot do
>the Fed cannot "print" money into the earnings reports of companies
>the Fed cannot "pivot" money into the coffers of corporate earnings
>the recession is more important than inflation
>the data is very, very bad
>the narrative of 2022 was inflation, inflation, inflation
>the market will realize now that the narrative for 2023 is recession, recession, recession
>it doesn't matter if inflation comes down if corporate earnings shit the bed
>the Fed is not going to pivot, they are going to raise and hold
>we will be in restrictive policy, going into / during a severe recession
>if the Fed were to pivot, which they 100% cannot do, but let's say they did
>it would cause the dollar to fall, causing commodities to rise
>other central banks are 'behind the curve' in their tightening cycles
>to control commodity inflation, they would need to tighten further
>bad feedback loop for the global economy

>>53223056
I finally filed my taxes for the past 2 years and they had to send me the covid bucks I never got before. $6500 lol

>>53223110
Okay

>>53223110
thats how you know this is totally true

which of the defense contractors is the most worth buying?

>>53223132
>tfw I never qualified for covid bucks because i earned too much

we really are the most oppressed

>>53223050
10% isn’t that high, IEP, JEPI, USOI are all well above that.

>>53223121
>with dividend increases accounting for about 8%
Ok are you expecting to consistently get that kind of dividend growth? Do you pick stocks yourself or how do you do it

>>53223110
thats not something that a totally evil person would or anything.....just sayin

What’s a stock I can invest in and forget about for 2 months and not open up my account and be pissed off?
>I did that with SOXL

>>53222998
observe and edify

I'm betting heavily on Sebulba

>>53223175
>What’s a stock I can invest in and forget about for 2 months and not open up my account and be pissed off?

Hormel (ticker HRL)
they make the best chili and they are gonna be safe no matter what "recession" we see

intel had pretty good gains in recent days. up over $5. kinda expected this because it was too cheap for the american index where everything is in the $50-100 range

>>53223175
Probably TSM
Shit is down and crabbing despite 45% yearly growth in their earnings a few days ago

>>53222896
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LF2DtJBtkis

Well hello mister fancy pants!

>>53223193
featureman approves

>>53223158
>JEPI
I believe the fund managers said they were targeting around 7% long term.

I'm gonna be honest with you boys: buying is addicting.

>>53223150
the only 2 i own are GD and LMT and I like them both

>>53223158
1. these dividends aren't qualified so you're paying regular income tax rates on that income

2. the dividend rates fluctuate vastly and so does the share price of these funds.

they're fine if you understand the risk involved, but i prefer safety, consistency and dividend growth over high yield.

>>53223150
RTX. missiles are the future

>>53223223
It really is.

CPI POOMPPAA or DOOOMP tomorrow?

>>53223132
Based.
But yeah same >>53223153
for me. Im single so my married co worker who makes 30% more than me got the entire thing becauses hes got kids.

>>53223125
Capped. Cannot fucking wait for all you paradigm suckling doomers get proven completely wrong. "The Fed CAN'T PRINT!!!" lmao what the fuck do you think all this money "for Ukraine" has been? Seriously? It's being directly injected into US companies for the most part, and the rest of it gets paid back to us as Ukrainian debt, for which payments in US dollars were mysteriously not suspended even during such a ~dire war~. Lol. We go from billion dollar spending bills being passed to trillion dollar spending bills and somehow you idiots don't call it printing?

>>53223171
yes, the companies i invest in have a track record of consistent dividend growth and average around the same growth each year. Some are less (KO) than others (MSFT). but it all averages out

>>53223125
Based MoWS poster. I hope his new lizard lives a long time.

>>53223214
love this nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>53223224
>>53223226
I'll keep these names in mind when we eventually doomp, the one thing I can count on is for them to endlessly receive gibs

>>53222990
Part of the beauty of buybacks is that smart companies can buy back opportunistically when their shares are undervalued. Then they can pause the program when shares become relatively overvalued temporarily.

If buybacks became a prominent metric in statistics lists, you might get a bunch of morons chasing buyback yield while ignoring all other metrics. You can easily generate some charts or statistics yourself though.

its winter. the bears are sleeping

This rally is really stupid. the higher we go, the bigger the correction will be at the earnings. I know our performance is dogshit, we basically burn cash right now. Expecting growth this year can't be sustainable

should you tip more on a discounted bill? went to happy hour last night and ordered a bunch of stuff, but i selected 20% on the card machine and it was only $3.60 so i felt bad

>>53222791
Should I buy that now? Or is that shit going to keep falling

>>53223110
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Just got the SOXS signal. Load up.

>>53222779
Here goes nothing, got a couple of bear calls. Trying to learn this stuff tentatively

>>53223281
Thats the point though is that theres no metric to know which stock will do it, when, and by how much impact it will have. So you have no idea if you will make gains off of it where as a dividend (while obviously not set it stone) is a reliable indicator of yields.

POV: you've just told the lads you don't hold JEPI in your Roth

>>53223244
Let's say that the Fed pivots tomorrow, and cuts rates by 25bps
How does this improve corporate earnings for Q1 2023? Q2? Q3? Q4?
How does them pivoting put more money into corporate earnings?
It will lag by 12-24 months..
We are going into a severe recession, both here and globally
We are seeing a total collapse in global trade
The market is still delusional obsessed with the Fed pivoting or not, not realizing that a pivot means that the economy is in collapse
I have said this before and I'll say it again
Celebrating a Fed pivot is like celebrating that you are receiving chemotherapy
It still means you have fucking cancer

>>53223326
Great scott. I reluctantly started one medication for my OCD 6 months ago and now that I've improved I'm starting the wean off process.
Unless it's for something like Schizophrenia, I really do think most mental meds should be temporary, and that mental meds should NEVER be the first choice, but the last option.

>>53223326
>i have severe insomnia!!!
>drinking caffeinated sugar drinks late at night
REEEEEE. Just drink more water!

>>53223244
>He can't fucking read

>>53223349
>Roth
You picked the right image, boomer

we're all winning, we're alive :)

>>53223349
Man fuck you hippies. George Harrison you're cool.

>>53223329
be careful - hope they are call spreads you sold, not naked calls, if you're learning
there is nothing stopping it from rallying another 50% tomorrow (not that I expect that to happen)
but anything can, and will happen to fuck you

>>53223315
the most american thing i have seen today

>>53223349
that's not even paul, it's a big fat phony

>>53223365
its good for gains if the sheep keep believing that they need a pill for everything

Do people really think they’re gonna pump into another CPI pump? This feels sketchy. Jerome gets pissed off when the market pumps this much.

>>53223405
Sadly yes. Pharma is the true King of goyslop not KO or MCD.

>VO, VTI, VOO
Which one?

>>53223251
I see. I’d just buy an index etf that reinvests dividends.

>>53223416
i tax loss harvest between VOO and VTI and the gubment hasn't said anything yet

>>53223048
Die in a fire

Selling KOLD and slurping BOIL at 10.61 seems like it was a juicy deal

>bloomberg: Blackrock to dismiss 500 people globally
LMAOOOOOO

>>53223244
>He didnt watch video
>He didnt understand the tldr
>He brought up ukraine for no reason
Kek

>>53223416
just do SPY so that you can take advantage of the great liquidity of options chain and sell covered calls
I guess you could do the same for the others, if your portfolio was small, but my intuition tells me that the flexibility and liquidity of SPY and SPY options chain would outweigh the lower fees of VOO, but I haven't done any testing to back up this claim, and it would be hard to backtest
VTI if you must one out of the 3, since it's total index - but imo the benefit of S&P500 is that it is changing / self healing and kicks companies out

ok ok mumu you had your fun now lets just go down -5% quickly for the day okay?
keep some dry powder for le epic CPI pump right?

>>53223448
Only 500?

>>53223410
Yes, the fed meeting isn't until Jan 25-26, and opex is in between, so everyone knows literally nothing could possibly go wrong for the next two weeks.

>>53223448
I'm so bullish it's unreal.

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>53223448
Everytime a Jewrock employee gets fired an angel gets its wings

>>53223421
too slow. buy what the index holds and control them yourself for more gains

>>53223345
A dividend is just a return of cash on the balance sheet. It's not a reliable indicator of anything. The indicator your thinking of is in fact, earnings. To be more precise, it's really the cashflow that allows capital returns and specifically the free cashflow if you want it to be sustainable.
These same earnings also drive buybacks.

There is effectively zero difference between the two, except tax impact which hits dividend investors harder. There are also a few exceptions like REITs/MLPs that are required to distribute profits.
In a tax protected account dividends have a slight advantage since the buyback surcharge applies at a corporate level.

In general, I'd recommend looking for quality companies at good valuations whether or not they pay a divvy, as they will outperform in the long term. Don't be a retard like >>53223251 buying KO and underperforming for decades while funding a company that directly contributes to the growing health decline in America, all the while thinking you're a genius because "lol the dividend grows guys. It's safe".

>>53223464
w-whoa.

>>53223461
Still only January anon. Give it time.

>>53223421
not a bad strategy at all

>>53223388
Yes, got a couple of 3/5 call spreads for April. Max loss should be $69

>>53223410
Youve said this at least 3 times this week

my mom barged into my lot talking shit to me about her investment i lost trading options, trying to make me feel like shit. we got in a screaming match and she put her finger on my chest and i punched her. Now i hear her downstairs on the phone. I think im getting kicked out today

>>53223500
you fucked up, now you gotta find a new family member to siphon money from

>>53223500
Quit gambling with options

muh pivot
muh earnings
muh earnings
muh earnings
muh recession
muh trade
muh pivot
muh muh
muh pivot
muh cancer

>>53223500
What

>>53223531
What else is there?

>>53223500
Imagine investing for family members.

>>53223241
I wouldn't have qualified for mine, except I max my 401. Had I put in 10% or less, I wouldn't have gotten anything.
>>53223315
I do, and you should tip on what you would have tipped. I tiped $30 on a $40 meal because we used $120 in gift cards. It is a tip though, if you usually only tip a few bucks, then you're good. I use how I feel about a tip, and if I feel like they're getting screwed, I up it.
>>53223353
A soft landing is still hitting the ground. Everyone knows that. The guess I'm trying to say, priced in.

>Lol u can't just bring up Ukraine!
Are you serious with this shit? Honestly, are you braindead? Do you not understand that the US justifies money printing by engaging in overseas conflicts, and has done so for at least half a century? Holy shit you have to be Chinese spooks or something to not get this

>>53223500
not your personal blog faggot

>>53223522
i doubt that stupid bitch would assault the money manager for her IRA when she loses money. she knew it was a risk

I don't know how to get out of her without her seeing me

>>53223500
Never touch options retard, m884nnow you're fucked.

why do banks still follow rules from the times before we had computers?
having the platforms open during office hours made sense then but now that its all computerized there is no legit reasons left for that

>>53223473
>while funding a company that directly contributes to the growing health decline in America
It isn't a decline; the US has been 40% obese, 70% overweight for decades now. This is a persistent quality of American decadence and I intend to profit from it.

>>53223494
cool
just to give you more information - and some may disagree with this / it's not certainty what I'm saying, but often when trading something like this where you're trying to take advantage of the ridiculous IV, it is better to sell the call spreads closer to the current date
for example, the 27th Jan strikes are ~380% IV
by April it drops to 270%
and don't get me wrong, this is still extremely ridiculously high IV, and you're very likely to profit on this trade due to IV crush; but you may profit more / have even more PoP with the higher
but probably more risk, and less time for the trade to work in your favor
just something to keep in mind - and I'm sure you probably looked at this already / know this already

>>53223500
makes me wonder how many of the homeless americans are manchildren with anger issues

Soxs

>>53223500
>falling for this 2008 pasta

>>53223585
bout treeee fitdy

>>53223548
The chinese spooks are mega obvious, I've seen them a few times and they are AGGRESSIVE when it comes to talking about how horrible the west is and how miraculous things are in China.
If anything he's Russian, they're surprisingly more subtle.

If MSFT doesnt break 233 today my feelings are gonna be hurt :(

>>53223500
Congrats. You are the biggest loser.

DRV WTF!?!?!

>>53223554
Ironic coming from a tripfag who regularly posts blog posts AND has a name on to be special. Practice what you preach.

>>53223561
>This is a persistent quality of American decadence and I intend to profit from it.
Awareness is rising. I would bet that within 20 years we see major legislation against sugary carbonated beverages.
Regardless, the profit KO holders receive right now is sub-par compared to other opportunities in the market. You're paying a premium on a company that has no outsized upside left. It's pure downside risk.

>>53223624
baggie may be a retard but he's (((our))) retard

The market is so boring today I might actually have to focus on my job

>>53223610
Feel better now?

>>53222671
Big brain bond market anons,
When is the bond market “saying” it thinks the Fed will pivot?

>>53223650
>233
No
:(

>>53223624
it was an obvious bait post newfag. what did he have to fucking spill his spaghetti and throw the tendies on the floor for you to see it?

>>53223649
Anon, please consider what you are saying I think you are in a very bad place

>>53223473
>It's not a reliable indicator of anything. The indicator your thinking of is in fact, earnings.
You're not understanding what i'm saying, If I set a goal to make 10% realized gains in a year and I have stock that has a history of providing 10%, that factors into my thinking.

If a stock says they will do a buyback theres nothing for me to go off of. LUMN, for example, said they will do buybacks instead of divvys this year because they got heemed last year but I have no clue how that will affect my profile atm.

> I'd recommend looking for quality companies at good valuations
I totally agree, we can assume that this year will year of the crab based on whats on the table currently and some good divvies will help me balance out my profile.

>>53223578
Thanks for the wisdom brother. I wasn't aware of this. I'll keep a closer eye on IV in the future

>oh god I hate it
>stone everywhere
>look at this fucking ginzo mansion
>of course twelve inch terrazzo tile everywhere
>who designed this fucking shower

This pump makes me think CPI report will melt up....

How many trades do I have to win for her to come back?

>In-N-Out expanding into Tennessee
>Will soon get big enough to go public

>>53223655
I'm also the mastermind behind the original post about the gucci boots buyers remorse. i basically run /smg/ from the shadows

>>53223680
Enough to find a new one...

>>53223606
I dunno man, I think there are a lot of Americans who are truly fucking braindead when it comes to understanding how the country really operates. I just don't know how anyone could think that we're passing $1 trillion+ spending packages in good faith when the multi-billion dollar packages were already packed full of insane nonsense. There essentially aren't any real opposing forces in the world anymore because the people in charge all want the gravy train to keep rolling and true global conflict kind of messes that up.

>>53223548
>>53223606
Oh the cope. Im mocking you for thinking Jewkraine will save your bags while ignoring everything else that was said because you dont have the iq to understand it.

>>53223680
Women are dumb and gay anon.

>>53223680
Let her go, bro.

>>53223678
Uh, no shit. Do you leave your house? Prices are dropping, everywhere. Lmao
>>53223691
Dang, that's you? Who else are you? Everyone else? Are you everyone else, here?
You're giving me bad vibes...
>>53223695
>There essentially aren't any real opposing forces in the world anymore
What happens when/if that changes?

>>53223690
Is it true that they are really good compared to McD and Burger King? Never had one.

>>53223720
i used to post on /brit/ a lot, and they hate replying to americans, so i had to refine my ability to generate (You)'s

>>53223680
I forgot how many trades I had to win when my gookfu left before she came back. It was a lot though, more than 10, maybe 50 trades?

>>53223500
I had something similar happen, super heated argument with my parents over my options trading but I didn't end up fighting them. Good luck bro

>>53223691
you actually bought the gucci boots but after every anon made fun of you and literally frog with boots were posted you're pretending now

>>53223739
>50
Im so fucked

why isn't air travel being suspended causing a minor shitfit?

>>53223739
Baggie, you cheated on her so many times it makes Holocaust victim counts look like a rounding error.

>>53223651
>pic related
you can tell just by looking at the yield curve
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd10y?countrycode=bx
bookmark this page
scroll down and you can view the other bonds
yield curve would say ~6 months leaning toward 1 yr - so around 7-8 months
however you can also look at federal funds futures here and get an even more accurate idea of exactly when the market expects a pivot
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
go to "14 June 23"
you can see that there is a 36.5% expected chance that we'll be at 5% or 5.25% by then
when you go to July that drops to 29.9%
September 21.4%
so market is expecting the pivot around June - July
I have now taught you how to fish, so that you may feed yourself for a lifetime

>>53223691

>>53223730
Their burgers are great. Fries feel undercooked compared to the other chains (especially Chick-fil-A).
The real factor is whether or not they start hiring Damar and Shaniquarius on the line to make your cheeseburgers like Mickey D does.

>>53223739
>needing to trade good to have a stable relationship

That's not a good sign. If you two don't connect as human beings regardless of money, it's not a good sign.

>>53223691
Oh shit what's good?

>>53223747
that's just an estimate though, and who knows you might need even more trades. worst case she doesn't come back and you have to dry your eyes out on all those hundred dollar bills you get from your wins.

>>53223730
"Better", sure, but it's still fast food. And because it's such a meme you'll wait in line forever just to get an ok burger because everyone else wants to see what its like.

Avoid, just go to the burger places you already have in town.

>All flights across US grounded due to FAA computer outage.

Whataburger > In N Out

>>53223785
sounds like a russian cyberattack

no need for russians when you have incompetence though

>>53223763
>Hiring Damar

Yeah, If they start Hiring Cardassians, the customer service will probably suffer.

>>53223789

>>53223773
Those are a bottoms boots.

>>53223691
uh no, that would be me

>>53223786
Whataburger merch is sick.
>>53223785
>said it wasn't cyber attack related
Lol Russia/China finally fuckin around?

You ever wonder if any Execs lurk here, just to see?

>>53223815
fuck off you're not me

>>53223817

>>53223834
and thank God for that

>>53223830
i'm the chief legal counsel for hooters (serious)

>>53223830
Lol, why would we spend our time on a site like this?

>>53223830
One of Elon's kids probably does. Maybe some inbred Saudi prince too.

>>53223730
McDonald's burgers are their weak point. Chicken and fries are what I'd go there for. There's no local Burger King so it's been so long I don't remember theirs. It's easy for regionals to win in burgers so they tend to focus there.

TQQQ?
More like Pee Poo Poo Poo

>>53223830
Im executive....executive of this shitter!

>>53223830
I am literally Jerome Powell.

>>53223709
Never implied that the situation in Ukraine would "save my bags" lmao what the fuck? The very plain fact is that the US never stops "printing money", it just changes the name. But yeah okay go ahead and try to explain why an extra trillion dollars being conjured out of thin air by the US government, which mostly ends up going to US companies, isn't printing money. LOL

>>53223662
>If I set a goal to make 10% realized gains in a year and I have stock that has a history of providing 10%, that factors into my thinking.
My point is that it's really consistency of earnings driving that. But since you want an example here's the one I typically give. AZO buys back persistently around 5-10% of shares each year. Earnings metrics compound as remaining outstanding shares continue to decline, along with some organic growth in sales/store and number of stores opened.
Dividend investors will miss out on this clear outperformer.

When I say dividends don't matter. I don't mean you have to run off and chase the newest SPAC before it declines 90%. There's a wide world of stocks out there, with varying capital return and allocation strategies.

>>53223672
I liked the reference good job
>FUCKING OCTAGONAL ISLAND

>>53223867
The funny thing is, you literally could be and we'd both never know and never believe you.
Wonder what he thinks about all the Black Betty memes.

>>53223867
post sharpie in pooper

>>53223830
If you are an exec reading this I think you are a FAG.

>>53223850
>Maybe some inbred Saudi prince too.
Uh, MBS isn't inbred, anon.
>>53223863
Wrong. Board of /smg/ directors stripped you of your power, for your constantly lame posts. It is what it is, chump.

>>53223863
BIG if true.

>>53223883
post dem gucci boots nigga

>>53223830
It's a well-known fact VIPs in business and politics shitpost here.

>>53223915
That's what I mean, a few definitely are on this site somewhere, so I sometimes wonder if any lurk here.

my dick still smells like pussy from last night. any stocks for this feel?

>>53223830
We've reached a point where nobody lurks here. /smg/ is dead.

>>53223915
Yes, maybe I am one of those VIP's I'll guess you will never know bucko.

>>53223753
It was a computer glitch that lasted an hour.

>>53223929
EVFM

>>53223882
>Wonder what he thinks about all the Black Betty memes.
Who do you think posts them?

>>53223931
and that's a good thing!

>>53223929
Yeah bro load up on SOAP

>>53223929
Take a shower, homeboy.

>>53223938
Who is black betty?

>>53223929
Why would an asshole smell like pussy?

NEXT STOP $304!! NO BREAKS ON THIS RALLY TRAIN!!! TOOOT TOOOT!!!!

>>53222671
Can someone smarter then me (most people) teach me what to invest in with my 401K for long term growth. 28 yo here contributing 12% of my paycheck, but I have no clue how I should allocate it. Right now it is 100% in MyWayRetirement Index 2060 Fund. Currently down 14%. Help a retard out plz.

>>53223957
WOAH

>>53223957
She's from Birmingham, Alabama

>>53223957
BLAMBALAMB

>>53223957
I believe it is slang for a liquor bottle. That or hot black pussy IDK.

>>53223929
why are you smelling your own dick anon

>>53223962
Baggot give me stock advice. I need to make enough money to fly out to the new England docks and buy a gookfu tranny of my own like you.

>>53223985
>he doesn't know about lemme smell yo dick

>>53223963
first and foremost, does your 401k match you any %?
if it matches you, then keep doing it
if it doesn't match you, do not contribute to your 401k - there is no benefit / hurts you to lock it up at such a young age
if you want to keep it simple, invest in VTI, SPY
if every paycheck you're buying more VTI / SPY you are 'guaranteed' to retire a millionaire
it's just the very boring, very slow way to get there

>>53223985
Man I haven't had KFC (stock ticker YUM) in months... maybe I'll head over today

>>53223931
>We've reached a point where nobody lurks here. /smg/ is dead.
You're all bots and I'm the only real poster.
>>53223957
She's in the room with me, right now. You wanna speak to her?
>>53223962
>NEXT STOP $304!!
Ifhereal????
>>53223985
LMAO this
>>53223993
>"why you comin home, 5 in the morn"

>>53224006
Why does YUM have its own stock ticker? It's a subsidiary of Pepsico (Stock Ticket PEP)

>>53223990
rocker, you buy as many of the $404 SPY calls that expire tomorrow that you can afford, and then you sell them tomorrow when SPY touches $405 and buy as many of the $400 SPY puts that expire Friday as you can afford. Then you sell those on friday cash out. also if you want a good gookfu you have to go to canada, they got better gookfus there and sarnia is probably in driving distance for you and they have plenty of them there.

>>53224015
For the record, I am actually a bot, so you're right.

>>53224015
sorry $394, i had a typo in my post, i will delete it.

I'm up 50% on one of my companies. Do I sell? I thought I was an investor.

>>53224006
>Man I haven't had KFC (stock ticker YUM) in months..
Everytime I go there, the fucking gravy is WATERY AS FUCKING FUCK AND I FUCKING HATE IT!!!!
CHANGE IT NOW!
>>53224030
>I am actually a bot
A bottom? Yeah, no one is surprised.
>>53224034
You really think CPI is going to pump the market, tomorrow?

I’m 6 figures WFH doing nothing and I feel bad about it for a change, someone give me something to do

>>53224047
>You really think CPI is going to pump the market, tomorrow?
Yeah how else are they going to give us an exit pump to get a huge short sale winner on? This is called playing to win.

>>53223830
It is well known that David Solomon lurks here

>>53224020
They're not a Pepsi subsidiary anymore. Pepsi may still own a stake, but the shares are still publicly available...
>>53224047
I always just get the chicken sandwich combo and a couple biscuits. I don't need fucking gravy

>Fresh
>>53223112
>Thread
>>53223112
>For
>>53223112
>(you)
>>53223112

>>53224054
Apply for another remote job. Double your do nothing income.

well thats a rap bears. No resistance until 400 gap fill. Lots of VIX and DXY crush fuel to get us there before close

Good breakdown of CPI going on right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmwtCb4ndgw

>reit index up 3%
Why

>>53223755
How do you get that from the yield curve?
I see that it is inverted, but where does it give you dates the Fed will pivot?

>>53224023
K im buying puts, then buying calls on Friday.

ALRIGHT TEXTRON JUST DUMP A LITTLE TO FILL MY ORDER.

>>53224086
rates down

>>53224044
Did you buy it for a longterm hold, or a short term flip?
If you're holding it for the longterm, then there really isn't much need to sell. Unless it randomly spiked up 50%, in which case I would probably sell at least a portion of my holding.
>>53224056
Hmm, intredasting take.
>>53224063
Awful. Going to KFC and NOT getting the gravy, outs you as some sorta degenerate faggot.
I'm glad I'm not in YUM.
>>53224083
>Josh posting
Do you post here regularly, Josh?

>>53224102
Not Josh but I definitely keep Trading Fraternity open in a tab most days so I can see his real-time feed. He's a pretty reactionary fag sometimes which pisses me off though.

>>53224123
Fuck off advertise fag

>>53224064
fuck off nerd

>>53224127
The world must be a really scary place when you're this schizo

>>53223672
>this bathroom makes me miss the dodge shower

What are your opinion's on Jamie Dimon?

>>53224089
the rate for the 6 month bill is 4.895%
the rate for the 1 year is 4.8101%
normally, in a non fucked by the Fed market, interest rates are higher the further out in time you go
people charge a higher rate of interest if they're going to lock up their money for 30 years compared to for 6 months
the inversion, and then the drop from the 6 month to the 1 year indicates that rates will go down during this period
so you can tell from looking at the yield curve, that the 1 year yield is less than the 6 month yield, that the market expects a cut to happen between those two time periods
and if you look at federal funds futures, it corroborates this

>>53224102
Why would I get the gravy if it's fucking watery like you said? You truly are a moron. You tell me something is bad and then call me out for not getting it myself? Are you trying to 'Neg' me or something?

>>53224054
Are you /fit/?
Because if you have that much free time and aren't in killer shape you should kill yourself

>>53224151
I like jpm.

>>53223672
YO

>>53224151
He owes me cocaine cargo and trafficked Slavic sex women.

>>53224151
He's a turbo Jew.

t. JPM holder

>>53224151
Rhymes with kite.

>>53224123
Yeah, decent to have open in another tab for the reason you cited.
I just mute him when he says shit I don't like. I really only need the charts, anyway.
>>53224151
>What are your opinion's on Jamie Dimon?
>silver manipulator
Nuff said. Simple as.
>>53224163
stfu and get the damn gravy, chud. sometimes its good. so shut up.
>>53224170
How many /smg/ regulars do you think even know what the inside of a gym looks like?
t. /fit/ frequenter

Todays pumps were fun, what should i buy at close today and sell tomorrow? I did BBBY and SAVA today. maybe some HIBS?

>>53224239
I don't think you know who you are talking to bro I deadlift 2pl8s

>>53224239
Controls Silver so hard, his hair turned silver

>>53224239
I will not get the gravy

SAVAanon eating steak tonight

>>53224054
start a reef aquarium fish tank
it is the ultimate patrician hobby
to set up an "okay" tank can cost you $5-10,000
and that's just scraping the surface of the hobby
there are corals and fish that go for $5,000
it is very fun, very engaging, expensive, and gives you something to spend money on that feels tangible and rewarding
sometimes when we are making money in the markets it feels like "for what"
the reef tank is the answer

>>53224266
Uh, pretty sure he's short - if he's even playing SAVA at this point.

>The gravy's good tonight.

>>53224276
Not the one from yesterday. He told everyone to buy 18% ago.

>>53224272
I have to set mine back up again.

>>53224158
I see. Thank you, sir.

>>53224272
that's pretty based ngl

>>53223648
Kys, tripfags are always trash and never based

>>53224297
>I called him a retard for investing him a one-drug biotech

>>53224297
yeah, cheers to that lad, made a good lil bit off that. Thanks savachad, wherever you are.

>>53223430
Way to be ungrateful for solid DD.

>>53223716
Yjk

>>53224309
check out some of these videos to see if this kind of thing interests you
https://youtu.be/_SZoETCJ6v0?t=112
https://youtu.be/La8mughyVLc
https://youtu.be/BpYJeLZHAPw
https://youtu.be/nFopWKVuo-4
some people are in it for the fish
others for the coral

NEW

>>53224342


>>53224342

>>53224342

>>53223554
>not your personal blog faggot
>t. tripfag

>>53224335
can you start namfagging so i can avoid taking your advice in the future?

>>53224335
he is a retard if he plans to hold it long term
you can of course profit off from short term biotech pumps, like the moderna one earlier too

>>53223963
I don't love target date funds, but in my 401, that's where I'm at. Depending on your income level, starting a Roth is a great idea. But once your marginal rate hits 22% use a 401 to stay out of that bracket. It's better to invest 100% of that, rather than pay the government 22% of your income. Your young, DCAing through the dot com crash, and the financial meltdown, has put me in a very much better place financially. Buying when it's down 14%,25%,50%,75%, is how, when it goes back up (and yes it might take a decade) you really look like you are smart. The brokerage accounts and 401s that perform the best are the ones that people forget they have, and let compounding gains do their thing. If being down 14% makes you nervous, a growth fund lost well over twice that much in 2022.

>>53224309
>>53224354
lol sorry
meant for for
>>53224054

>>53224044
Hard to say without any details, but in general, if you feel like you need to ask, it's often time to at least take some profits, to an extent that you can live with it if it goes down again.

I bought puts on MRNA and PFE for 2024 and 2025 respectively, do you think these will print?

25% AMZN
25% AAPL
25% TSLA
25% NVDA

This is known as the Make It Or Die portfolio. It will literally print money this year.

No one on Biz has ever been able to debunk this when it's posted, they just seethe.