/biz/ - Business & Finance

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nigger

Bbby gamma squeeze incoming, most of the calls are ITM now

>>53221143
Day of the milkies

>>53221165
can't wait to lose a bunch of money

>>53221153
OP was first, sorry

>the pit is fighting for a sub 3.72 natgas

what are they trying to do here? is 'someone' shorting gas and afraid of a loss?

>>53220979
Yep my place finally mandated everyone return to office half of the week, meaning anyone who moved away is fucked

I moved to a different state and they've literally ignored every request ive made for an update on my job status kek

anime and stocks name a better combo

And just like that, nothing will ever, in the entire future of stonks, ever, on any chart, timeframe, or even a single candle, ever be red again

WWE worth buying with the announcement/rumor?

>>53221180
sadly anime has been relegated to the coinmetro threads

Thoughts on precog forecasting?
https://snforecasts.substack.com/p/performance-review-and-misc-spx-1723

Nothing but blue skies ahead

>>53221176

>>53221139
I love AI art

>>53221179
Time to become an /smg/ youtuber then? The market is just one guy and literally no one likes him.

>>53221196
Glowies already do that. They have 3 girls connected to a quantum computer in Antarctica they use to see the future

B B B Y
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Kindly tell me when to buy JDST sirs. Good tidings and fortunes to you bastards on this blessed day.

>recession
>inflation
So it's pretty much confirmed to a big meme right? I am so glad I didn't listen to any bobo sheit about shorting Europe. Hell, most stocks are close to ATH once again. Despite everything, we are getting close to ATH. What a load of horsecrap this market is.
I should have bought more. The question now is: will this rally even stop? Why should it stop? There is nothing bad on the horizon. Energy is fixed, nobody cares about Russia/Ukraine, China is a meme. What is even left?

Yep, that was the bottom. Lumber will never be cheaper again.

>cpi tomorrow
time once again to do some strangles. i'm thinking strikes at +-2% of the open today

>>53221212
me too

another 7% day today spotfiy yes please thankyou

>>53221165
what other meme stocks are we doing? i bought APRN yesterday but i missed PRTY so going to get some after the openning sell off

>>53221249
idk but inb4 depressed bobos with some Titanic thesis.

Europe is pumping non stop while OUR SHIT AND POO CANT EVEN DO A DAILY 1% PUMP.

did natgas double bottom? at 3.55?

>>53221263
My head hurts too much right now to come up with a thesis

>>53221251
Pls let this be true

>>53221294
Limit your drinking to the weekend. This is financial advice.

>>53221256
How has your strangle strategy worked. Been thinking about doing the same strategy on spx. But iv crush just kills both contracts.

>>53221279
>>53221260
>>53221263
I'm inclined to believe ya'll are just trying to hype up morons so they'll lose a bunch of money tomorrow so you can laugh at them.

>>53221249
Always was a meme. Everyone has been ignoring one of the most imminently obvious causes of "inflation" [rampant price gouging by greedy business owners during an unprecedented economic climate] and somehow writing you off as some kind of Biden supporter if you try to say anything about it. Anyone who believed the "supply chain issues" bullshit for more than six months should have their right to trade revoked.

>>53221263
water is pouring in below decks on both sides
you are returning to your room, thinking everything is fine
you will die when the ship sinks

>>53221331
It's a fact bears are depressed and dissatisfied with their lives, hence betting on destruction.

>>53221260
do BBBY people actually believe it's gonna go parabolic?
what even leads you to believe this

>>53221329
Just buy this straddle from me goy, it's gonna pooomp so hard, stop looking at IV, that's meaningless

>>53221344
I'm pretty sure wage growth is a big factor in inflation now. I never believed the supply chain shit either though, except for maybe specific foods.

Faa grounds all flights in the us

FAA grounds all fights in the US

> OIL

WTFWT

>>53221358
they came out and said they may not even exist a year from now, so the lows are in.

>>53221357
I wish that things were not the way they were
my family + myself stand to lose $400,000+ combined if the market does fall like I (and others) think it will
If I am wrong, and the market rallies, I become even more wealthy
if I am correct, and the market crashes, it doesn't benefit me
even if I make money on a short trade, the total net loss to me and my family is 5x greater than the profits of a short trade
The recession is hitting hard, and will get worse, not better
Corporate revenues, profits, margins will all get squeezed
It will take time to play out, it won't happen overnight - until it does

Happening. Buying puts at open

>>53221357
I do have depression due to SAD but I have been bearish since September of 2021 so i don't think that is why I'm currently bearish at the moment. I just haven't seen any of issues that caused the bear market to happen be fixed yet, in fact some of them have gotten worse.

>>53221329
it's been working. i've hit 25-50% every time cpi comes around over the past 6 months just selling at the open. IV for 1 dte gets higher at the end of the day, so if you buy early you should be able to dodge some of it

>>53221377
Maybe there's a rogue Jason Bourne glownigger type that is about to expose an evil op and he's sneaking out of the country on a fake name so they gotta stop him

it rejected 3.72$ gain

FUCK OFF AAAAAA DUMPING 2 % IN 10 MINUTES IS NOT NORMAL

>>53221398
>>53221377
>>53221381
They're running again now. It's nothing.

>>53221398
Oh shid what happening

>>53221398
Bullish

>>53221357
more like there is 0 reason to be economically optimistic

>>53221418
>>53221381
>>53221377
Did you retards just wake up? Been old news for 4 hours and back now.

>>53221431
This is huge

>>53221416
It's nothing? Last major nationwide ground stop was literally 9/11

If you're just thinking airline stocks, you're not thinking about which industries absolutely rely on air shipments.

Start listing stocks, stop trying to be 'too cool' for the news

>>53221431
I stay away from watching/reading the news as much as i can.

Im so bullsih rn and i didnt fucking sold my x35 leverage on spy yesterday. I wont be selling either today .

Wouldn't it be funny if we dumped 2.25% today for no reason?

So what's the plan for today? Buy calls sell after the CPI pump tomorrow, buy puts, sell after bank earnings cause a waterfall pattern?

>>53221451
Why? In business and finance a single news piece would affect your investment. Why stay ignorant?

>>53221460
I hope not, I want the calves fatted up for slaughter tomorrow.

natgas dropped 3% in 15 minutes

kek, baggies

>>53221440
Wtf are you talking about. If this was huge we would be seeing a -7%pm across the airline sector.

>>53221440
0 impact on the actual economy

Hmm how will the kikes fuck me today, good thing I can’t sell or else I’m a pattern day trader, which forces me to make worse decisions.
Give me a fucking PPP loan faggots.

>>53221443
Air traffic operations are beginning to resume following the outage that grounded millions of flights in the US today, the FAA says.

It adds that the ground stop, which forced a halt to all US departing flights, has been lifted and it will continue to investigate what caused the glitch.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-64238718

Nothingburger.

>>53221440
It was an issue with the FAAs systems and it's fixed now.

We will close green. I fucking hate bears so much.

>>53221498
>Give me a fucking PPP loan faggots.
I could use a third one.

I deserve sex

>>53221507
What did we ever do to you anon?

>>53221477
>>53221478
It’s still premarket. And this affects a lot more than the airline industry.

>>53221516
Eventually you'll come to terms that sex is unobtainable for you and I.

Alright boys, Let's shuffle the deck and take a look at our strategy.

Beverages are down, so good time to buy.
Retail is up, so good time to sell,
Tech is spasming this week, use caution

WILD CARD: Nat Gas, Big Pump or Big Dump?

>>53221464
Because you're more likely to be manipulated into getting played out of your money than actually being informed.

>>53221529
CEI can go to $100 or kikes can learn how not to be kikes.

>>53221529
>Nat Gas, Big Pump or Big Dump?
its just dumped 3% in 15 minutes, yesterday it tested the low from monday, but clearly its going for another round

>>>/pol/411751944

>>53221430
>>53221406
>>53221396
Just know I take no satisfaction in being correct.

>>53221475 airline thread

>>53221525
>this affects a lot more than the airline industry.
ahhhahahaha, you actually fucking believe that, i bet you think that putin is losing in the ukraine and we have nothing to worry about regarding the brazillian and mexican civil wars.

>>53221541
>Because you're more likely to be manipulated into getting
Only if you are a simple minded person. Anyone else can see the agenda they want and the actual results of whats happening. If anything just put it on mute and read headlines at bottom.

>>53221516
You don't deserve anything in life. Life doesn't work that way. You either get it or you don't and throughout history most people didn't. It comes to Chad's naturally like breathing.

>>53221331
i guess you werent here for GME newcomer

>>53221143
lyudmila titchenkova if anyone cares
a 16 year old ukrainian girl with genetic disorder

>>53221565
>not even a happening
yawn, let me know when the banks run out of money and those silver bullets end those dudes over at the F.E.D. who come out and crashe the market once a month.

dammit, I almost snagged 100 shares of BBBY yesterday under $2

>>53221585
I wasn't no, I joined the world of stocks and /smg/ last summer. I'd had a premonition about the economic downturn since fall of 2021 though.

Why the fuck am I so bad at this. How the fuck do I keep losing money everyday. Wtf is wrong with me???

I was here for the BBBY pump and dump, I managed to buy at around 10 and sell at 38 which was based. fun times. I was really lucky

>>53221573
Ever heard of buy the rumor, sell the news. Also news does not matter, what matters is how investors respond to it. Last cpi was great news but market still fell off a cliff.

I declare the market to be fabricated and homosexual

BTC dumping on the airline news

>>53221357

>>53221618
28*
>>53221619
Yes but i still feel like constantly taking in all of their headlines and shit affects my perspective

>>53221600
>silver bullets
Kek that silver squeeze schizos were particularly irritating. Pretty soon you are going to have idiots saying not washing your ass actually undermines glboalhomo so it should be something everyone based doesnt do. Theyll lap onto any idiot theory.
>>53221619
Yeah because corporate earnings are going to be bad. Its not some surprise if you want the news. You would see every company putting out releases saying theyre lowering profit expectations for next quarter.
>>53221635
No it isnt. Airlines are already back.

>>53221498
did you get your $1 of AVAX?

I bought 3 shares of BBBY just for shits and giggles. I hope you shills are happy

>>53221606
did you now, genius

>>53221647
wait you've been washing your ass? no wonder the market is fucking tanking.

Hey! Everybody!!! This fucking guy has been washing his ass!

>>53221647
Airlines are fucked. Delayed flights mean they have to make that slack up. They don’t have enough planes to make up all their missed flights and fulfill their obligations of current flights. Shits fucked

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

> All flights across US grounded due to FAA computer system glitch
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1 MORE MINUTE REDDIT GANG

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE

I will never financially recover from this

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53221672
I didn't know you were a MTG fan Baggie, let's meet up and play sometime, I run a green/white citizen deck

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

When does a move become real and heterosexual?

Lmao turns out the FAA thing wasn’t a nothingburger like the nervous gentlemen itt kept suggesting

>>53221673
Its on the feds so the airlines can whine for money to cover it. Secretary buttplug will whine and then give it to them.

Clean open.

MSFTbros we're fucking eating

Well i'll be dipped in shit, the BBBY shills were right, thanks for the 3 dollars anons

please pump it mumu I need a better entry for my shorts

>>53221691
I only play historic brawl these days. Everything since that war of the spark set has sucked dick except the one set with the ninjas.

>SPY +0.4%
>SOXL -1.9%
is it getting started?

Lmao hey bears go ahead and explain the -1.8% straight line dump on NVDA when the only available headlines are bullish. Fucking faggots.

>>53221696
When it passes above either the 200 day moving average and stays there or when SPY reaches 200.

>>53221715
came out to 4.44 exactly, nice.

>>53221717
ok bobo. ATH end of month

>>53221726
I sold

>>53221726

>dude le just buy indices all stocks go up when they do

no. Shitty stocks perform shitty. NVDA is a shitty overvalued meme reddit stock. It will underperform on up days and dump more on down days. Shouldn't even be over 100

So where is the SPY going to rally to? I got $404 calls because I think it's going to at least $405 tomorrow, but what is the /smg/ consensus?

holy fuck natgas

>>53221726
it's the nvda gpus that are causing the airline delays, just fucking buy it and get a 5% rally t

What do you guys think will happen for the CPI?

>>53221719
I actually hated the ninja set, Streets of New Capenna was absolutely ballin for tri color decks and a ton of fun cards imo.

>>53221750
literally down again...

>>53221743
I went to WallStreetBets last night and got spooked, everyone said we're dumping to 380.

>>53221742
Why do you hate a company so much? It's irrational bro. Nvidia is consistently one of the biggest and most successful chipmakers on the planet, there's nothing "meme" about it lol

BUY REDDIT BUY!

>>53221726
holiday PC market was doodoo for everyone, except Apple.

Bros...

cunts i've been out of the loop for 6 months
what sectors are a buy now?
i only know tech is ded

massive buy on gap close

>>53221756
any report will cause a +- 3% at the open

>>53221762
nah the way you drafted new capenna was to just grab every legendary creature passed to you and play 5 colors every draft

>>53221777
Checked for insane volatility.

COIN gong go up

>>53221756
Huge pumpa

>>53221772
>NVDA just makes consumer GPUs
This has to be one of the most retarded things that gets repeated on here jfc

>>53221774
It is unironically time to buy some tech

>>53221463
i want to buy calls, but if it goes up high today i'm suspicious we'll have a repeat of the other cpi releases

>>53221516
CONSOOM

>airlines are fucke-

1% PLEASE SPY JUST 1%

A toast, to those who held on and those we lost.

>>53221769

>Nvidia is consistently one of the biggest and most successful chipmakers on the planet

nice quantitative and qualitative assessment in that post, bro. Definitely justifies current value based it's "one of the biggest and most successful chipmakers on the planet".

its a meme stock that pumped 100% because "Le crypto miner future" and is the most overvalued semiconductor stock, which is already a bloated and cyclical sector, heading into a recession with rates at 5%. Literally no reason not to buy INTC or even fucking AMD at that point

$COIN calls?????

>>53221777
>>53221791
I trust you guys more than fucking wallstreetbets retards, I'm going in for calls

AMC is like that cute girl in the back of the class that looks all sweet and innocent but you just know the second that class ends for the day it's going out and sucking and fucking all the BWC it can get its hand on and I'm sitting here watching my sweet innocent AMC get pumped hard and fast and it's really making my dick hard

>BOILers watching BBBY have back-to-back-to-back +40% days

Will beyond be 1.50 again?

>>53221767
I said to short again, but I mean this is really fucking dumb, if this isnt the bottom I dont know what can stop natgas from literally doing another -50%

its getting really fucking stupid how fast the dumping is, it tested the bottom twice yesterday. It held both times, it meant nothing apparently

What do you think of my portfolio so far, gents?

CPI comes out in premarket tomorrow correct? Another day where you either make money or lose it with no control (options).

>>53221833
do a strangle nigger

>>53221835
go back to plebbit coombrain

>>53221845
goyslop and goyretail

>>53221799
Lol so it has no effect? NVDA is only down 1%, it stands to reason that this could be a catalyst for that. Considering 1% is literally nothingburger.
Dont reply to me, faggot.

>>53221859
Cope, AMC will be back at 10 any day now

for how long are the chink gonna pump? This has been going for weeks now, and since papa Xi remains silent, it never dumps. I thought he wanted to bring his "common prosperity tax"

>"core" price inflation
>intentionally ignores the two most core costs, food and housing

>>53221859
Oh shit Kornheiser posters in the hosue tonight.

MSFT $240 1/13

>>53221845
looks good, i don't think i'd hold on to keurig long term, they're losing popularity, i think its only a matter of a year or two before they're mostly gone and only used by niche consumers as people's budgets get tighter

Bounce off 396 then heem into the ground?

>>53221850
Nah, if it isn't a big enough move I'll get fucked from both sides then

>>53221830
Hahahahaha aren't you tired of saying this shit yet? Bears love to say "the market is forward looking!!!" when it goes along with their bullshit narrative but as soon as someone points out that a massive, successful company probably shouldn't consistently sell off 2% on zero bearish information it's suddenly "it's a meme stock with no value!!!". Goalpost moving bears are almost more obnoxious than jews.

Why are all the meme stocks pumping, it's not just BBBY. Spooky, this doesn't bode well for tomorrow.

Spy cant break 3950 . Fuck off

>>53221843
i got really drunk and ate 3 THC gummies then tried to play skyrim for the first time on my switch last night. I never played the game before, and couldn't figure out how to get out of the first zone, so i just shut it off, but oblivion was a fun game. i used to make crazy spells and do random shit. like i made this one spell i called nigga moment, it was a giant aoe frenzy thing, so you just walk into a bar where everyone's eating and just use it on someone, and the whole bar just chimps out. ahhh man good times.

>>53221895

bearish enough to let my 0DTE calls exercise, faggot? Why don't you just acknowledge that some stocks are overvalued dogshit? I'm only 1/5 short NVDA, I actually hope it goes up so I can short more. It's literally going to be my #1 short when this squeeze rally ends

any news today?

>>53221918
spy will be $405 tomorrow or I will eat my own dick.

who else playing meme stocks right now? i put $60 into the slot machine

Here's some inside info lads. In about 20 minutes the fed will release a statement that Papa J P won the internal hotdog eating competition by eating 100 hotdogs. The market will interpret this as an incoming 100 point hike and it's gonna shit itself. It's a nothingburger really, Powel is just proud, but it's a good opportunity to make money

>>53221941
shorty SPY at once

>>53221929
>alcohol
>weed
>video games
>nigger vernacular
>tripfag
Filtered

>>53221890
Interesting. I originally just had PEP and KO but grabbed KDP to round out my beverages market section. Are they set to shrink?

Top is in for the morning on SPY.

>2001: WWE drowns in its own patriotic jizz after 9/11
>constant U! S! A! chants, Lillian Garcia orgasming that the flag was still therrrrreeeeeeeee, etc
>2023: Vince sells the company to the same Arab faggots who did 9/11
NO CHANCE.

>>53221954
no you sell short at $405 ahead of the bank earnings announcement on Friday. this is how the jews are going to fleece everyone out of the most money this week, so that's what everybody is going to do. like lmao do you even trade?

>>53221929
>Oblivion
>Making spells based on boondocks skit
Bros take me back

>>53221672
Were done for. Everyone thank the ass washing anon

>>53221875
core includes housing
but it doesn't include food and energy
food and energy costs are much more variable with bigger swings, where if you included them in every data set the outlier moves would skew the numbers and give a less accurate picture
so you have core, too, so you can see what the picture looks like without these outlier variables
and then you also have headline
so it's not like it's completely ignored, just ignored in core
and for good reason

>>53221975
Serious question, why would you want to profit off of literal goyslop? Is the money really worth it?

>>53221929
>constant offtopic posts
>wonders why he gets 3 day vacations
Yeah, as a RJ Weems, I'm going to need you to stop talking about your faggot life in my thread, thanks.
>>53221954
>shorty SPY at once
Just once, or should I keep doing it? Also, when do I stop? When SPY is $0?

>>53221934
Because something like NVDA actually isn't overvalued in the long-term you dunce. The writing is on the wall for big tech and for some reason bears want to play the contrarian game. You do realize that your cynical shorting is just delaying the inevitable, right? You do know that a grand majority of the red over the last year has just been whales shorting everything to death with leverage, right? You might think stuff like the Metaverse is ridiculous right now but 100 years ago everyone thought cars were ridiculous, and everyone thought it would be silly to combine phones and cameras 20 years ago. You're betting against progress that doesn't give a shit about your ignorant opinion.

>>53221143
I feel sick that i did not buy the COIN dip. Maybe i will still have a chance.

I'm going to buy 6 figures of SQQQ 30 min after open tomorrow after there is a massive initial pump off CPI
I'm gonna be rich niggas

Its dumping , tp

>>53221999
Fuck whatever black piece of shit you came out of called your mother, snitch

>>53221172
I would milk her tits allright

>>53221999
>>constant offtopic posts
>>wonders why he gets 3 day vacations
>Yeah, as a RJ Weems, I'm going to need you to stop talking about your faggot life in my thread, thanks.
that post was on the topic of the dude's image, if you're going to give anybody a fucking ban give it to the off topic image poster who fucking started it, and for the record this isn't your thread, this is some faggot's thread personal advertisement thread

>>53221915
someone pump PRE and VVOS for me so I can exit

>>53222004
Kek

>>53221998
Forgive me but I'm unfamiliar with that term.
If that's referring to the REITS, all three mostly rent to corps, so I'm just profiting off of corps.
If it's referring to my beverage companies, then Consumers will consume, and I inevitably buy some products owned by those companies, so I have no guilt reaping the rewards of products I've already contributed to the bottom line of. Also, Humans like to drink drinks, and will statistically drink more drinks in the future, so it's a sound investment. What the individual puts in their body is no business of mine, but I may as well profit off of it.

If you're referring to my retail, I shop at costco and like it, and I used to work for Home Depot and like it, so I want to own some of it.

alright that's it for today, if you trade this you WILL get cucked by mr snibs

>>53221726
So fucking tired of NVDA selling off on literally zero news. I might finally dump my bags. Fuck this shit.

Why is $coin going up when bitcoin is going negative and we are entering a 70 year long bear market and stuff?

>>53222041
point and laugh at retarded mumus

snib snib snib snib. Be honest anon, did you get snibbed in the first 30 minutes?

>>53222046
the move is tomorrow before open.

>>53222041
You only lose money if you sell bro, don't let faggot whales snatch up your cheapies

>jannie publically exposing himself

How queer.

Here's your discounted natural gas, baggies. Only $3.60.

>>53222037
>Also, Humans like to drink drinks, and will statistically drink more drinks in the future, so it's a sound investment. What the individual puts in their body is no business of mine, but I may as well profit off of it.
Kek, cant tell if a troll or a retard.

>>53222051
retail will fomo after open

>>53221998
Serious answer

>>53222019
I'm white, with blue eyes. Seethe more pedo.
>>53222022
Stop the constant off-topic posting, or I won't stop.
Alternatively, you can take your tripcode off.
>>53222037
goyslop is an anti-semite term to refer to cheap, nutritionless food.
Have you looked into QSR? They own properties, as well as Goyslop™
>>53222041
Why would it matter? Buy more NVDA and sell it in 5 years for a 20x

>>53222069
right so it'll go up like at least 3.5% from here and then you get puts before Friday's open.

>>53222074
>goyslop is an anti-semite term to refer to cheap, nutritionless food.
>Have you looked into QSR? They own properties, as well as Goyslop
Kek thats good anon.

>>53222068
what did he say that's retarded exactly?
someone objected to him profiting off of the sale of goyslop
the investor doesn't give a shit - it's not the investor's job to tell people to eat healthy
if people want to eat shit food and drinks, you might as well profit off of it
as incomes rise, worldwide, people consume more soft drinks and junk food

OOOOOOOooooooooOOOOO!!

BBBY bros i am financially bored
waking up was fun though

>>53222074
Lmao, jannie really out here exposing that he works for free.

>>53221998
>why would you want to profit off of literal goyslop?
This clown really is saying this in the stock market general

>>53222074
Oh, thank you for clarification.

I may not drink too many sugary drinks or eat too much fast food, but I do on occasion, and my fellow Americans tend to eat and drink a lot of it. So, with so many people paying for it, and a good history of growth and dividend payments, I figured I may as well profit off of it.
I intend to add MCD to my portfolio soon, though I only add about a hundred bucks per paycheck, 200 if my money's doing well.

>>53222093
It will work as an investment sure but coke and pepsi are pretty awful companies.

>>53222041
>>53222041
>zero news.
how about the fact nobody can afford to buy food let alone $400 chinkshit videogame cards you retard? or the fact chinks are about to invade the factories and take the island over? how fucking stupid are you faggots honestly you sound like sub 20 yo school girls

>>53222091
but I think last CPI day the pump faded well before close

YANG gang wtf is going on

>>53222119
gotta play the game
gotta get up your ESG score

>>53222094
Thanks, I like to make ya'll laugh :)
>>53222115
MCD seems kinda high, no? I understand that amerimutts will never leave the mcdonalds alone, but surely right now cannot be a great time to buy it; right?
Take a look at QSR seems comfier, imo.

>>53222119
>Dr Pepper snapple group
Extremely outdated information

>>53222128
No it dumped 5 minutes into open but it was massively up before then, 410 I think

>>53222147
>Extremely outdated information
Indeed, it is infact Keurig Dr. Pepper Inc. Beautiful roll off the tongue, that.

>>53222128
CPI movement wont decide the month. We will need to see earnings coming up too. Thats where the real movement will be. Companies are already saying higher revenue but much lower profit.

>>53222037
Yeah you're kiked and pozzed and oozing goyslop out of your pores. Not any of my business but I'd take a good long look at my soul and reinvest. It's unironically demonic and un Christlike to invest in globalists and their evil

Women owe me sex and the market owes me money. I am demanding both of these items now.

>>53221881
Is that bullish or bearish?

>>53221845
If you want growth based on what you consume focus on COST and PEP since they regularly outperform the market no matter what.

>>53222146
So far MCD is still set to grow based on all financial projections I've seen. Unless there is some kind of Fast Food crash in the future, the trend speaks for itself. Even during COVID they only dumped for a brief moment, and quickly recovered the next year and started trending even higher than pre-pandemic levels.
Plus I plan on rounding it out with other major parts of the Fast Food Market like Yum Brands and maybe Wendy's.

>>53222128
you'll get peak fomo and you just sell into strength like we've all been doing since fucking august and you'll keep making more money.

My chinese stocks are making money and im happy

>>53222144
>YANG gang wtf is going on
UBI was a complete failure that caused 10% inflation. Why are you still putting your money on andrew yang?

>>53222189
BILIchads we just keep on winning

>>53222200
>UBI was a complete failure that caused 10% inflation.
This. We now know what happens with UBI.

>>53222074
goyslop is our word and used to describe any non-kosher food.
>t. jew

>>53222121
>NVDA just makes consumer GPUs
>MUH CHINA
Hahahahahahahaha ANOTHER ONE! Get fucked you stupid ass bug

>>53222187

>>53222210
I unironically bought Nio x5 at the bottom and im pumping so hard holy shit

>>53222243
I really wish I could hack up the person who made this image with a machete like I'm an african warlord

>>53222260
I regret not buying nio at 10 because I sincerely think that was the bottom

>>53222243
Holy moly thank god that the snatch is pixelated

reminder that kramer was right
no crash
no recession

>>53222181
Bullish.

>>53222284
heh, lmao, i'ma screencap this for friday.

>>53222284
Don't speak that sort of evil itt

Hahahaha only the thread jannie ever calls me a pedo get fucked wagie, enjoy your workday ya cog.

Every day is a vacation for me.

Boring market. At least selling options is profitable. I really just want the new Harry Potter game to come out.

How do we escape the matrix?

>>53222237
Filtered.
>>53222304
>rent free

SIGAbros… we’re back

The meltup(tm) is about to start. For real this time.

>>53222178
I'm sorry you feel that way, but I implore you as an exercise to look at every item in your home, every product you buy, and every car you've driven, every article of clothing you wear, and all that you have consumed, and say that you have never bought from those you hate. That you have never supported that you dislike, that all you support uses methods you yourself approve of and consent to. That your money, through purchase or investment, follows your goals. If you can, then you have beaten every metric I know, but if you cannot, then I recommend introspection. I never claimed to be a good and Christlike man yet, though I do strive to be, and that starts by making sure my children and my family are protected, well fed, and given a good upbringing and education, and that takes money. So I invest in that which I believe will grow, with a few exceptions.

Anyone trading today is retarded, CPI always fucks shit up

>>53222121
>$400
It's $1200 now, and that'll come with a defective power connector. GPUs are for rich people only. Poorfags will have to stay on their 1060's for another 2 years.

>>53222341
CPi will fuck shit to the upside, and you'll realize that the bottom was in October of 2022.
t. /smg/ seer

>>53222333
CHECKED AND WATCHED

>MO dividend received

>>53222350
bottom will be sometime this year, bucko

>>53222333
Oh shit, I got double trips. It's real then, recession cancelled, SPY rallies 2000 points before it crashes to 2000.

>>53222178
What do you invest in?

>>53222378
Based

>>53222378
Bro I love divvies so much.

>>53222178
sir this is a thread for investing in the stock market
I do not think you belong here
>I won't invest in MCD because it is morally bad!
>selling fast food is morally bad!
l m a o

god, how horrifying

>>53222333
nice trips dough

can we have a 2-3% dump before the big cpi meltup tomorrow

Is there any reason not to buy SPY calls right now?

>>53222378
MO is my favourite boomer stock
i was smoking a pack a day, now i buy a share of MO a week instead
feelsgoodman

Once $394 is broken to the upside, nothing will stop us from rallying to $405. Don't ask me why, just look at my post number.

>Lumber went from $361 top $411 in 3 days
>I missed out on it

>>53222444
I have never seen a more boomer post itt than this kek

>>53222426

>>53222378
Based Dividend don

>>53222435
the only reason you wouldn't buy SPY calls right now is because you hate money

>>53222341
>>53222350
I was supposed to trade today but, SPY is just too flat today. What do you think the CPI is gonna be? Cool or hot?

oh nonono bros im in the negative
-$1.51 total gain/loss

So are airlines just gonna keep going up forever?

>>53222466
Is this the "full retard" ETF?

>>53222466
>Oatly

>SPY above the 10 and 50 day MA
>about to cross the 200 as well
TA bros, does this have any kind of significance?

>>53222465
Literally EVERYONE KNOWS it's going to come in cool. Maybe that's already price in, though.
>>53222480
Anon is holding party city, doesn't that answer your question?

>>53222465
CPI will be cool unless they manipulate it somehow, which isn't completely out of the question

>>53222483
I was up quite a bit shoulda sold :(

vix is such a worthless piece of shit

>>53222480
WE GOING BACK UP
-1.31 LETS GOO BABY

>>53222485
Yes. Good chance it will bounce right on the 200 or go above then come down again. If it stay above, that's very bullish.

Feeling sick i missed BBBY

>>53222485
pretty wild that we are now testing the 200 day MA
will be even more wild if we hold above it

>>53222496
>unless they manipulate it
They're going to manipulate it to be cooler than the real numbers. But that's why >>53222493

So, is there any reason not to short the fuck out of BBBY right now? This pump is gonna fade soon enough, and the reality of the business tanking will remain.

>>53222513
>>53222523
Thanks

>>53222519
w-why is a bankrupt stock mooning?

Nat gas testing 3.55 again.

>SPY just shitting up and down around VWAP
I truly hate algorithmic trading. Such fucking garbage.

>>53222544
It might be still worth something although it goes bankrupt

I have a feeling if neek kashkari was the chairman he would've hiked us to 10% already

>>53222558
interesting the stock still trades even though it's bankrupt?

>>53222545
4th time already

it will break

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53222544
wave moved the corpse a bit

>>53222573
What’s best dividend stock rn?

>Just hit $140k today on my 26th birthday
>Going to run to $150k in the next week or two
>Then going to jump to $300k or so

I never thought I would be this rich in life.
I may as well be a millionaire right now.

>>53217158

>>53217158

>>53217158

>>53222588
pbr, it is also way below it its actual value

>>53222589
>71% European
Anon please, some of us are eating breakfast

>>53222485
No. MA's have always been a pleb indicator and no whale has that on their charts

>>53222588
i think MDT is a very undervalued dividend stock rn

AAPL and MSFT are undervalued

JNJ is my favorite because it just kinda chugs along. doesn't really drop, doesn't skyrocket but continually grows and raises its dividend

Pull up Pull up!

nvdards it's over

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>>53222569
And so it did.

>>53222334
I've tried starting threads on this subject but jannies always ban the topic because they are members of Satan's Synagogue.

Look up "MENSURAM BONAM:
Faith-Based Measures for Catholic Investors: A Starting Point and Call to Action." It's a basic overview of the principles of forming a Christ-centered investment strategy. Others have made lists of companies to exclude and exclude.

Having said this, it comes down to personal judgment and your situation. Generally speaking I do not believe an index fund that captures the whole market is inherently evil or sinful, especially when an individual saving for retirement is largely uninformed or not capable of making good investments. But if you want to enter into the battlefield of God this is one place to start.

>>53222596
>>53222678
Which one