/biz/ - Business & Finance

hmm
today I will buy some gold

You buying?

I'm not even going to make it through the first round of layoffs.

This crabbing has to end soon, right?

>>53217185
What do you do?

>>53217158
You can see how her eyes died

>>53217185
I thought the same thing, but so far I've made it through two rounds
I have no idea why

>tfw finally drawing myself with Marina

Lads...im feelin really great tonight even bein sick.

>>53217185
HR/recruiting dumbfucks get the first round, exclusively

>there are “people” in this thread right this very moment that actually think hitler was real

is tech going to crash for real? i'm not really bullish for all the alphabet companies.

>>53217222
Meanwhile I'm happy I get to work remote

I'm getting a 3 cent divvy from my RSX shares.
Investing in Russia finally pays off.

>>53217222
Cramer is bearish on tech rn so for now, no

>>53217222
>is tech going to crash for real?
you been living under a rock, faggot? it already has.
QQQ down at least 20% just like everything else, and AMZN laying off 18,000 overpaid gorillaniggers

>>53217239

>Remote work

Please anon. For the love of God, save your money. I hope you have a nest egg waiting for you.

>>53217219
Holocaust didnt happen
Should have
Niggers should be utterly exterminated
Jews are an existential threat to human life
Hadrian destroyed the jews once its up to us to finish the job


https://youtu.be/3kQRKhvxh34
Scoops show me one of your recent hookers

>>53217259
Nta, but I work remote and have 3 years saved up, and growing. If the market starts going back up, it will grow even faster. If I get laid off, I'm starting the /smg/ startup

I'm ngl bros, no matter how much I'm shilling for calls for CPI I'm quite nervous. This is like a make or break play for me, either I gain back all my loses that I made over the course of the last 8 months or I just fuck over all the gains and recovery I made over the last month. Super anxious, hope CPI comes in cooler.

>market has crashed 20-40% the last two years
>gain a couple hundred points since January 1st
>OMG WHY IS EVERYONE SO HECKIN BULLISH SELL SELL SELL

CPI? More like I See Pee.
I'm a juggalo.

>>53217255
>they think THIS was the crash.
>20x forward earnings is the literal bottom
>With treasuries at 5%+
>before the recession has even begun
lmao

>>53217279
Just don't trade or trade very small, it's a gamble

>>53217259
Remote work has killed productivity apperantly, they are the first to go kek

>>53217294
If I dont trade and if it runs up I'm probably gonna blow up my account revenge trading. So I have to do this, and if I do a smaller amount I'll be like I should've put more in so that I could finally recover all my losses. Such a stupid dilemma

>>53217296

It's too difficult to keep an eye on 20,000 remote workers. In some situations, it might not be reasonable to even attempt it.

do not engage with the bankruptcy shitco redditors

>>53217195
data scientist

>>53217305

yes they cannot be abused into passive aggressive ironic compliance when free to live as humans. They must be caged.

>>53217326
anti-work pseud detected

>>53217024
>>53217048
>>53217090
anons should be investing in a personal 1 year minimum food supply before putting anything in the market. if you arent self sufficient right now to live 1 year why are you even throwing away resources to (((the market)))

Are bank stocks a good buy?

>>53217326

>mandating employees show up at the office 40 hours a week is abuse
>i want my 150k and i demand to "work" from home

dude that is great if you can get your dream job at your convenience - and i truly do mean that. the problem is those jobs are rare. how many high paying jobs let you sit at home all day with little or no oversight?

remote work will soon be cut by 50% (maybe even 90%) companies want to survive as well. you might want to prepare yourself.

>*stock that has crashed 80%* RALLIED TEN PERCENT TODAY! HERE'S WHY!!!

>>53217352
Regional banks are pretty cheap. Paying savers 0.05% interest rates while stuffing all their deposits right into t-bills at 4.8% yield is pretty comfy profit.

>futures

>>53217222
4channel has not reported job cuts yet so no we have a ways to go. Internet janitors are still a drag on 4channel profits on its 10k, getting paid 0 dollars an hour is a byproduct of quantitative easing and Jerome's hikes may mean these workers will either have to pay for the opportunity to work at 4channel incorporated or be laid off with no compensation. Gookmoot will reveal the personnel budgeting at the q1 shareholder meeting.

>>53217364
Where is the proof productivity has been cut? You do know people spend 80% of the time in their office pretending to do shit right?
I'm remote and get the exact same amount of work done as before, except before I'd just sit on the company computers on here and then alt tab if someone walked by

>>53217394
when I was fully remote I was so much more productive. now i'm hybrid and forced to come in 3 days a week. the 2 days im remote i do FUCKING NOTHING so that i have shit to actually do at work when im forced to be there

>>53217393
>getting paid 0 dollars an hour
Sorry, looks like you typo'd this. Was that 10 dollars an hour or 20?

what sectors will lead the markets post recession?

>>53217394

I have no evidence that remote work is a drag on productivity. I'm pretty sure that remote workers are not safe at all though.

If the economy goes to shit, companies will start firing. It's not really a theory of mine. Do you believe remote workers are safe?

>>53217425
I heard movie theaters are good investments for recessions/depressions

>>53217425
health care, prisons, and utilities during...favorite 3x leveraged semiconductor etf after

Don't mind me I'm just here for the foot pics...

aaaand you guys are all faggots.

>>53217394
>You do know people spend 80% of the time in their office pretending to do shit right?
This is true for some people, but not all. The core flaw with remote work is that your 10x engineers suddenly realize they can be lazy too. Once you lose them, there's no one to subsidize the other 80% of the workers that are just there to rest and vest.

>>53217311
get the kneepads

>>53217193
Jesus that thing is ugly

>>53217435
Lol what century is this

So all that talk about running out of eggs and other food like lettuce got me curious...I think I will long and call "protein concentrate" plants.

Its like some shit you see in science fiction novels KEK

>>53217521
onions green is people

>>53217425
gun, energy, the usual war stuff because war is the only way to fix the ponzi scheme of debt based society

>>53217426
Someone else made that claim, responded to wrong guy. I mean I would think remote workers are more safe as the company doesn't have to pay for any expenses for them
>>53217426
I guess but my point is that most people's days at work are spent being lazy anyway. I have legit never had an office job where I had enough work to do shit the entire day 5 days a week

>>53217612
Second response was meant for>>53217460

They're really going to do it, aren't they?

>>53217375
According to an anon last night, that's rent seeking.

Moved into the four figure range thanks to my dividend. I'll be back to five in no time.

>>53217375
this is not a good time for banks. wait until theres even a sniff of rate cuts before buying

>>53217658
The devil from that Brendan Fraser romcom was my favorite.

>>53217678
>wait until theres even a sniff of rate cuts before buying
it'll be too late to buy at that point
same thing already happening to TLT, already bottoming out when rate hikes are continuing since market is already speculating too far ahead

just buy if the valuation at least makes sense that it'd only crab at worst

>>53217158
>6 years ago
>2 years ago
Uh so this chick must be like 30 right? Shouldn't she have a husband instead of selling pics of her pussy to indian coomers? Oh well.

>>53217193
>>53217469
I think she's hot. Like the opposite of a butterface.

>>53217311
>AI is a big thing
>cloud is growing fast while everything else going down
>data scientists deal in AI and cloud data
>*gets laid off*
How did you accomplish that?

>>53217729
please dont use an index to try to track that
look at something that actually makes sense like fed funds futures curve

Please god, CPI comes lower than expected

>>53217158
why are women like this
get a fucking job you lazy nigger you're the ones that wanted to be in the workforce

why did i buy BBBY puts at today's top?
holy fuck
my account btfo
tune in tomorrow for loss porn

I love how the pol lite tax thread gets jannied but there are literally titties on the catalog, lmao

>>53217630
you're gonna like the way you look
>i guaranty it

>>53217795
just save them, it will invariably crash this is just a meme bubble squeeze, the underlying is still worthless trash

>>53217750
I haven't been laid off yet, but cloud computing is dependent on low interest rates to fund SF soiboys to shit out poorly written grindr-for-dogs apps that rack up $100M AWS bills. Also, AI is the future, but it's not far enough along yet to be self-sustaining in terms of cashflow.

>>53217222
I’d love to slap the living shit out of her and finally make her a woman

I have no money to gamble and I can't get a job. Should I KMS?

>>53217853
you certainly can get a job, are your legs broke?

>>53217851
Ok, this is escalating. I make one little comment about smacking an insolent disrespectful woman hard and now we're smacking the ever living shit out of these dumb smackedy smacked up bitches. Let's keep their shit in their bodies

>>53217845
But in 10 y3ears when all this has blown over, you'll be a big boy AI engineer making 500k (worth 100k in 2010 money) right?

lol McMahon sold WWE to the Saudis

>>53217877
I laughed hard at this

>>53217907
Stephanie stepped down because the Saudis don't want no floppy poon tang in a leadership position

>>53217894
I can only hope.

>>53217947

I'm a big fan of fat hairy pussy. Give me a some chunk down there

>>53217158
OOOOOOOO BYD BROS

>>53217907
Based on what I've read about the Saudi shows the booking sounds bad but the board is about to get a gigantic payday.

>>53217907
I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT SOME STOCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53217907

>>53218098
The stock already ran up 25+% after Vince Mcmahon came back though

remember when sgt slaughter sold out his country? i saw ultimate warrior kick his ass in a steel cage match in person. ultimate warrior also ripped off sensational sherri's dress (she was managing sgt slaughter at the time) and she ran back to the dressing room in her underwear

>>53217907
How much did they pay for it? The Saudi's have infinite money. I heard they offered Ronaldo some ridiculous amount of money to play for them. Something like $200 mil a year

>>53218106
>>53218138
Man imagining Iron Sheik at a Saudi show in his prime sounds unreal lmao

>>53217907
Bullshit

>>53217158
can the market trend some kind of way soon? i want to trade and make money. i can't trade this.

>>53218033
This isn't normal

>>53218138

>Muslims loving men grabbing other men

Sounds about right

short NFLX

So what happened to this general so slow and quiet.

>Futures

>>53218106
fucking bullshit

>>53218347
jay buck broke us

Is the shitco turd tsunami meltup finally here?
I need unironic 10% daily gains now to deal with grocery cost inflation.

>>53218217

Lol. Don't hate.

>>53217222
>>53217158

Bros I hate women so much it's unreal

Want to rage? https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2023/1/10/the-feminist-community-emerging-from-the-war-in-ukraine

>>53218390
We’re gonna go up more yes, then go down more than ever before in the next month.

>>53218390
yes retard as i stated above its meme stock season so load up if you want to frontrun reddit and dump on them in 2 weeks

>>53217290
>forward earnings

kys

So, Friday is the day.
Banks report their negative earnings
CPI comes in extra hott
I want SQQQ under 49 for massive gains before then

Oh boy

twitter.com/TheJRECompanion/status/1612251807690133506

>>53218520
Yeah it's typical normalfag parody that they love. This shouldn't be a surprise considering this is marketed towards boomers

i respect women so much it's unreal

>>53217158
Pretty cool that the 6 month Treasury yeild is almost 5 percent, that's a great yeild for very little risk.

>>53218515
Women!! BOOTA!! POOPA AAAA OOOOOOOO AWOOOOOGAA

>>53218577
yeah my boomer father in law still dutifully watches snl and all the late shows, as if they're still relevant

>>53217158
Where do you shitbags look for jobs? Is indeed the only way?

>>53218651
no idea i gave up months ago

>>53217845
>I haven't been laid off yet


Stfu and get back to work, Janet. Jim needs that python excel spreadsheet sheet in 30 minutes!!

>>53217845
>AI is the future
Sure but we don't have AI, we have linear regression megacomputer calculators

>>53218651
If you don't have friends to vouch for you for even a wagie job then yeah

>>53217729
>more rate increases coming
>bonds already bottoming

You’re very special, huh

>>53217222
>bug snacks
>bug snacks
>hair products
>more bug snacks
every single time. What is it with women and bug snacks

>>53217280
we're higher than 2 years ago and less than 20% from ATH retard, and a lot of it has to fo with the dollar pumping and megacaps performing poorly.

>>53218705

>Jim needs that python excel spreadsheet

Jim? That fat piece of shit? Lol no one respects him. He needs everything in 5 seconds because everything is an emergency to him.

I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM LIFT A FINGER IN THE 4 YEARS IVE BEEN HERE.

DXY death cross, bobo is kill

>>53218701
Where were you looking?
>>53218716
Im trying to change careers and i dont think it makes sense plus i havent seen some of them in a while because i was neeting for like a year

>>53218897
indeed, ziprecruiter, careerbuilder, remote only job sites.

Scoopsies, you still owe me $3k plus sex.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=fL-K80sj21o&feature=share

2 Green days in a row will be impossible for the next few years

STLA

> p/e 3
> 7% divvy
> marketcap 50b vs Tesla's 375b
> sells more then 3 million cars in Europe alone a year, Tesla 1.3 million globally

>>53217222
Kek how is this shit sustainable and how isn't tech just a bubble waiting to pop?

Yields...

Futures are green :)

>>53217907
K I N O
I
N
O

>>53218977
I dunno, maybe it's because tech creates billions of $ in revenue each year and is responsible for software and products nobody is willing to live without anymore.

I'm done playing. I want my $3k.

>>53219054
JANNNIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

>>53219054
Rocker?

>>53219027
We're now in a deflationary regime. Potential blow of top and flash crash ahead.

This song always reminds me of /smg/ I like to coach the zoomers on how to trade. (i'm not gay btw)

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=khOFB1Erzdg&feature=share

>>53218878
Go All in TQQQ now WE ARE BACK BABY

>>53219054
small cock

>>53219054
>fat
>small dick
>lives with parents
Yup, this is biz

>>53219027
She's literally hanging onto the line with her hand now

>>53219054
> fake, drawn in photoshop
> starting letter/line goes under the nugget
> its real
I can smell the dick cheese in that photo man

>>53219201
My apartment makes yours look like a cuck shed. I have a two story apartment little nigger negro

>mfw BBBY merges with the Federal Reserve for a million billion dollars

>>53217460
The productivity of the 10x engineers has nothing to do with them being at the office. They're capable of entering in the "zone" at will and can remain there for a long time, so they're not easily distracted. If you're not focused, your productivity would be low regardless of your work location.

>>53218138
He was wearing those hook boots in the steel cage and got knocked over on the side and his hook boots made him get stuck hanging upside down on the side of the cage it was awesome. I was in like 4th grade or something

Is this thing going to hit $60? Where does this piece of shit land

>>53217460
this is dumb but a common mentality. they wouldn't be 10x if they slacked off every time a manager wasn't looking over their shoulder.
you act like offices aren't full of slackers already.

>>53218715
uhm ACKSHYUALLY it's nonlinear regression

Why futures are green ? Did i miss the bottom ???

we green

heemed

>>53219380
Look at DXY

>le look at the yeilds
>look at le DXY
>look at CPI le
>Look le at P/E
Don't you investors ever get tired of being homosexuals?

BOBO DOKO DESUKA

>>53219414
It’s a retest of previous resistance. Prepare for may parabolic.

>>53219426
Bobos constantly need new forms of delusional cope, they are also all faggots.

>>53219426
>look at le bobo schizo take that turns out to be anudda nothingburger

Only poor people are going to get hit by interest hikes, but poor people aren't in stocks. Therefore I think we've already bottomed.

>>53219261
Your apartment has vinyl flooring from the fuckin 80s bro what are you saying

Ok i went all in on s&p500 with a huge leverage. Yes i fomoed in

>>53219497
thank god I thought the bull run would never end

>>53217222
This is what over invested tech companies look like. What else are they supposed to do with all that investment?

Vix dood, wat nou?

>>53219632
WE GAAN

>>53219451
>>53219478
I hate investors so much it's unreal.

>>53219497
I love these pics

Why europe is pumping SO HARD WHILE OUR SHIT AND POO STRUGGLES CANT EVEN DO A DAILY 1% PUMP. GAMBLING IN YUROP AS A BULL IS LIKE PLAYING TUTORIAL MODE

were gonna dump hard after data tomorrow morning, but until then, i just have to watch mumu almost coom today

>>53219702
i hope u loaded up on puts for da big crash, its been 2 weeks!!

>>53219702
You said the same thing with unemployments last friday but we pumped hard instead and your puts got btfo

>>53217158
I'm gonna get a job as a developer at a fintech company, in order to ace the interview I want to want to have knowledge on financial markets. Is there a book like pic related but just /smg/? I'll have the weekend to study.

>>53219702
Youre such a retard we bottomed already

>i'm le bull
all you're saying is you baghold while the stock is moving downward
>i'm la beare
all you're saying is you baghold while the stock is moving upward
piece of shit investors
make me wanna hurl

>>53219704
just one more day satan

>>53219716
>I'm gonna get a job
My condolences.

>>53219716
just tell them you identify as a trans non binary ukrainian lesbian person of color, and youll not only get the job but instantly be promoted one rank up, a +15% pay increase, and a corner office

>>53219730
>i'm el lacking convictcion

all you're saying is you don't baghold because you're a pussy who can't identify a macrotrend and sits on the sidelines while other people make money and have sex. pathetic

When do I purchase 1000 shares of BOIL?

>>53218111
that really doesnt matter for buyouts . if the share price is at $90 yesterday they paid at minimum $120 per share i think. when one of my companies i held was bought out it tripled in price in 1 year. this isnt even +100% yet

>>53219784
idk but ive been eyeing it also

Is CPI release today?

I get a little scared that we pump into CPI tomorrow.. was expecting dump and big pump after CPI

>>53219826
shows it's pure gambling atm

>>53219814
no tomorrow morning

Also: Fed wants to bring inflation down. Oil higher than last year. Natgas same price as last year. Other shit still more expensive.

Who else BTG here?

>>53218106
where is his arms?

If the CPI is soft it will pump a little at first and then drop 3% when everyone sells the news
If the CPI is hot it will dump 3% instantly

my girlfriends mom bought me a metaquest VR thing for Christmas for some reason. it is kinda cool, but i feel guilty using it like im helping to particpate in the enslavement of humanity when we are all stuck in VR pods in the future like in The Matrix movie

>>53219770
>1 post by this ID
>post also happens to be www.reddit.com user-tier investor cope
Sorry I triggered your PTSD - Power Trader Style Deficiency

pic related - you

>>53219863
if CPI comes in softer it will pump massively into earnings then everybody remembers that rate hikes have lag effect, earnings might be "better than expected" but forward guidance is shit = dump

>>53219863
That's some valuable knowledge you just gave away for free on an anonymous image board
thank you kind stranger

>>53219917
whats most important earnings for Fri?

>>53219928
everything that gets posted here, the poster doesn't even believe himself

why did we go back down again? Also JPM is saying we have an 85% chance of rallying off cpi

>>53219928
just buy whatever is mentioned in the coming quad 9's coming is all the valuable knowledge you need

>JUST IN - All flights across US grounded due to FAA computer outage.
lmaoing @ airline baggies

>>53219929
this week are just banks like JPM, Citi, Wells Fargo, Blackrock etc..
they start off the earnings season like always. the next few weeks will be big with MSFT in 2 weeks and AAPL + AMZN on Feb 2 at the same day

>>53219947
i see a different fortune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoOQ7vCC_ks

>He trusted the fed

>>53219951
>just buy whatever
You must have been valedictorian at Cathie U.

>>53218773
>bug snacks
that's why she's already fat at her age, she can more or less conceal it for now. retard zoomers call it "thick". in a few years she'll be fat but on the unfuckable side

>>53219956
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53219947
gme

>>53219951
>>53220000
fuck got quads be responded to the wrong post lol

>>53219999

>>53220008
watch it retard poomp now, kek

>>53219723
> bottomed
> Dow Jones near ATH
Uh huh

>>53217222

I bought ours yesterday because we had a few green days in a row. What gives? What are we pumping

Ill repeat my question, is it the time to buy the big FAG companies like gobble and microshaft Y/N

>>53220217
Short term or long term?

>>53220217
Buy swiss franc, please

>>53220235
probably long, I want to start invest some money that can just sit on my stock account forever

>>53220217
>>53220248
No, they're underperforming.

>>53220217
>>53220248
DCA it

>natgas

If you fuckers listened to me and shorted at 13:00 CET yesterday, you would have had 50% gains easily

>>53220094
>50% of HR roasties and the worst jeet code monkeys gone
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53220274
why didnt you do it yourself?

>>53220248
You’re better off buying intel

>>53220292
>>>>>>
nigga I lost 7k on natgas by longing at 4.60, today might be the day I break even again

>>53217326
this but unironically

Why gamble on things like natgas, what possible edge can you retards have there

>>53220333
the smell

>>53220333
none, its gambling, today looks like another day to short, 13:00 CET is usually the time it starts dropping

>>53220274
Was considering it, but went for shorting bond etfs

>>53220333
>check weather forecast
>buy/sell natgas
it's really that easy

>>53220417
where do you check the forecasts?

>>53220333
Just TA. Algos control this markets and they follow technical analysis

kek, that red 1 minute candle on natgas
entire rally of the past hour shut down in 1 sell order executed within 1 second
brutal

>>53220333
Like everything if a trader follows the price action of this market with its volume he can make probabilistic bets. Informing his positions on news in the sector and industry. Watching inter market analysis like crude vs nat gas and how they correlate etc.

It is gambling but with discipline the winners should outpace the losers.

>>53220436
mortgage rates fell, demand for dollar is going up

>>53220422
I don't think you can get live weather data for free, just historic numbers

>>53220445
when was this released? It started dumping at a random point in time, not precisely at 13:00

Why is gold puking?

Europe is so strong , 0 red day , the line only goes up

>>53220472
point 13:00 euro time, the same moment swiss franc started to dump

>>53220486
wait swiss franc started its dump at 1200 an hour earlier

>>53220422
natgasweather.com, but you gotta pay for real time data. Anything less detailed and nat gas oriented than that is just not good enough, especially at a time of year like this.
>>53220436
The "pit" rules nat gas. Unless you can latch onto whatever they are thinking about, yer fucked.

>>53220486
>>53220498
yeah it seems to me this was just a natural dump on natgas, no one is bullish on this right now so the natural movement is severe and fast corrections for every upward move, I suspect todays top for natgas was made slightly after 13:00 CET

Somebody buy calls at the bell to bring the market down please, thanks

>>53220515
What pit?

>>53220539
>What pit?
this is of no concern to you

short natgas here, put a stoploss at 3.77

>>53220539
That's what they used to call the CME's trading floor. It's just shorthand for the big players in certain commodities, especially natgas. In a way it's true for all markets I guess, but it's doubly so for natgas.

>>53220516
has nothing to do with todays chatbot theme

>>53220546
I'm in a small nat gas position so it definitely is a concern to me. Please elaborate unless you're just talking out of your ass

>>53220561
Thats what I was thinking he meant, thanks fren

>Every flight across US grounded due to computer system glitch

>>53220274
Natgas will probably be rangebound for some weeks if not months. Injection phase is April. If stocks in EU won't drop or other shit happens, it won't boom again. Max 5-6 dollarinos. Same with oil, Goldman said Q4 2022 +100 dollar, look where it is. Russia sells to China, India and Saudis, they sell to EU. Oil going in circles, will probably be the same with Natgas.

>>53220299
Lmao, why should you today?

>>53220568
If you really want to hold the circus over the next few clown days I would put a stop loss at 3.60
if today breaks above the weekly opening price, we could see a technical reversal with huge potential upside. At least a test of monday highs. After that break, who knows, maybe $5(last midterm downward move low)

>>53220585
>it won't boom again. Max 5-6 dollarinos
thats almost a double, thats a boom

ranging would be that its stuck between 3.5 and 4.1

>>53217158
No loans, no deposits, no deals! friday is the day where it all ends. Banks will die and the FED will usher in the age of darkness.

Everything is fine.

>>53220602
That's why I said it's range bound. And when it booms it's 5-6. Should have made it clearer that these statements are seperated. But then somebody would say >go back

>>53220585
Agree for the most part. The circumstances that cause this huge rise last year are just not the same anymore. That said, if we get a cold snap across the US, I can imagine seeing a spike, but that's just gonna be a shorting opportunity. Unlikely to hold anything above 5.

>the 15 minute and 1 hour pee pee crossed the 4 hour poopoo on natgas

maybe today has more in stock for natgas bulls

>retail providing more exit liquidity

>>53220622
Yeah, you're better off longing oil, but I don't dare due to this shitty oil price cap. Can't judge how this affects the oil price. Trading purely on technicals (stochastic) or holiday booms/drops is too risky for me. I lost a good amount of money and want a comeback, not lose the last bit I want to gamble/invest with a technical gamble.

the meltup is finally here, the golden bull run...

>>53220621
>>53220622
It could be rangebound, but fundamentally the reason for volatility has not yet been solved, i.e. the war

bears have the advantage because of warm weather driving the narrative and economic slowdown

in reality there is no reason this is not the natgas bottom based on potential return of demand and inflation

We are pumping hard

>>53220653
At least he dropped the Dior bag prior, not to get that wet too.

>>53217222
Lol all we getting is free water and coffe
Fuck German companies

>>53220658
Yeah, it probably is the bottom, but that doesn't mean it's going instantly back up to 5-6 like months ago. Maybe Freeport will change that a little.

I was happiest in 2015, or 2017, or 2019 doing physical work outside (preferably in the summer or autumn). Everything cold and bad now.

THE PLANES ARE DOWN BUT FUTURES ARE UP

>DAX
picrel (me)

>>53220679
Planes down, futures up, that's the way I like to fuck.

>>53220676
people who wont eat ze bugs wont eat goyslop either, this is why they say the left cant meme

> ctrl-f “cute anime girls”
> no results found
What is wrong with you overnight yuropoors, I expect cute anime girls to greet me in this thread before I leave to get my morning Big Mac

>>53220677
>but that doesn't mean it's going instantly back up to 5-6 like months ago.
this is true, although I see a difference in going back up and spiking to that level for a day or two, even if we look at 2021 winter, there is massive volatility
spiking to 5 seems reasonable, then 3 days later its back at 4

>>53220593
I have April calls

>>53220678
It's retarded. have no clue why this pumps this hard. Can't imagine people buying shit. I'm at least not buying anything atm (retail) except food. Pure speculation

>>53220705
good luck, I am no where near confident enough to bet on those long timeframes

>>53218347
crab

Femroes are better

Why NVDA dumping but AMD pumping

>>53220580
What kinda glow operation is a foot this time?

>>53220722
they should both be crashing to hell right now

>>53220708
Market got fuckd up for a month, market now trying to break upwards again, market either shits the bed after CPI or february 1 fomc (because of tax season).

Though DAX is also always retarded.

>>53220717
What is the top and bottom blue line on SPY on that chart right now?

>>53220722
Yesterday I told my friend to go with an AMD cpu. No idea why NVDA is dumping though.

>>53220745
200d sma and 200w sma

>>53220731
Fuck you. AMD fair value is $100

>>53220679
>just wanna be a weeaboo and live in foreign lands
>covid, vaccines, lockdown, planes down
It was never in the stars, I was always gonna lose.

>>53220722
>>53220731
It's one of those crazy days where anon bought shorts on soxl but somehow one semiconductor stock decides to be a nigger and go up for no reason.

>>53220728
The one where techies are being laid off but not the pajeets or the trannies, and that we hired pajeets/trannies instead of white men in the first place.

>>53220753
No I mean what is the price of SPY or SPX on those pivot meme lines?

>>53217907
>>53218081
Honestly the Arabs are making some big plays here. Definitely buying up stuff and changing the way they do things. Middle East might become a THE place to do business and leisure soon.

>>53220703
I wish they served burgers for breakfast. Short mcd.

>>53220801
Waiting for the market crash and then probably also will invest in Saudi Arabia. Electric cars won't replace fuel cars for a long time. Especially now with high electricity costs. And the demand for oil will even increase with all the third world countries trying to have their industrial revolution. If the rich countries don't support them to riches with green energy, they won't care and pollute the earth even more.

How is /biz/ completely missing this black swan event?

>>53220817
what black swan event?
the housing bubble popping in many EU countries simultaneously at this very moment?

>>53220817
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?

>>53220703
Day of the mumu

>>53220817
if you can see it, then it isn't a black swan, dumb ass.

>>53220816
Yeah similar thoughts myself. Qatar too. Theyre the other giant gas source outside of Russia. Euros will have to cuck and bend to buy the gas from them. The gulf states are definitely reinventing themselves. As for the EVs i think it was Toyota that said 100% ev doesnt actually work by the targets everyone wants and its getting overblown by companies going 100% ev only.

>>53217185
I should make it through the whole thing. its comfy

>>53220867
>>53220816
ev's have pretty much peaked. Theyre trying to get the truck market but a full ev will never work for that market. They will probably pivot to a hybrid after the ev crazy fails.

>>53220867
Toyota was leaning into hydrogen hard so, that is kind of on them.

It's gonna spike up to squeeze late bobos then drop

>>53220837
Yes, there’s just no one to observing it.

>>53220580
>Heathrow 'dirty bomb' scare as uranium 'linked to Iranian firm' intercepted at UK airport
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1719582/terror-police-border-force-package-contaminated-uranium-heathrow-airport-terror-probe-ont

Very black indeed.

>>53220865
black swan events stand out dickhead they're obvious to see

In other news, im going all in on puts today right before the 10 minute rig at 3:49 pm. The higher we melt up today, the better

>>53220911
I had a mirai for awhile, theyre shit. At one point I did the math and it was the same cost to drive my f350 because stations mark h2 up so fucking much. Also its like flying a plane because h2 stations are few and far between, they also shut down constantly.
>58k prius
>fuel was 16/kg(now at ~20/kg)
>tl:dr dont get an h2 vehicle yet

>>53220911
>>53220910
Yeah EVs have peaked for now. Still badly limited on range. And still wont work for chunks of the country where infrastructure wont work and its so cold batteries die. But lot of these legacy car companies going full ev are stupid. Theyll retool their production lines and then find out they cant get enough cobalt or lithium.

>>53220921
sorry that's been debunked

>>53220703

>Terrorists shut down FAA
>This is bullish

>>53220951
I will drive my 2003 honda until the end of time. I refuse to upgrade

>>53220943
>friday comith

>>53220907
Same, I don't think it will ever get bad enough that i'd get laid off.

>>53220953
So in other words, if I don't open my broker app, I really haven't lost any money

>>53217259
I've been working remote for almost 8 years now. Its been routine in my industry for over a decade, and my industry is healthcar billing/AR. If hes like me probably no worries but anyone who went remote since covid is on the chopping block.

>Price hits my stop loss right on the cent before reversing.
The jews got me today.

>>53220951
ca banned the sale of ice vehicles in 2035 so I guess my taco will last me until I fuck off.

>>53220997
Yeah theyll change it some time as they get closer. No way its going to be possible by 2035. I think car companies have even said its not going to happen. Even more now with issues coming up of production and quality.

>>53220974
In the sense that your life and suffering don't really exist, yes.

>>53221000
They'll either add a detail into the law that if it has a small electric motor to help drive the wheels and decrease fuel consumption it counts as electric and you'll see trucks with tiny electric motors as extra, or they'll just keep extending the deadline because this is just not feasible.

Great how China bullshit is pumping copper. Inflation certainly is going down, we're on the level of last year february. Still 30-40% above pre pandemic.

>>53221020
natgas is down pre war level, chud

inflation is over

>>53221000
Not the first time theyve done this kind of shit. Like we cant get new handguns in the state because they are supposed to have microstamps of the serial number on the firing pin....something that cant exist for obvious reasons.

>>53219793
How far do you think the share price will go up to?

Everyone jumping on PRTY squeeze
Newfag here so when stuff like this happens, how do you generally profit off this?
Do I just buy shares and then sell them right when it starts to drop?

>>53221014
Plebs won't need cars, they will all be shepparded into 15 walkable cities, and special govt permission will be needed to leave your zone more than twice a month

>>53221050
15 minute walkable cities

>>53221023
Pre war is still 2-3x pre pandemic, incel.

The dump is in

someone in the pit is really trying to keep natgas below 3.72

the pump is in

>>53221058
inflation growth has peaked chudcel

leanhogs down massively too

>>53221014
This. Like all government polices what they consider legal definitions isnt logical but political.

>>53220798
Where is this from anon?

>>53221094
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1613160132631842817

>>53221086
braphogs still too inflated

>inflation growth
The point is to get everything back down, not to cheat with yoy stastics bullshit >inflation 1%

> futures

ARE WE BACK?

>>53221121
you are correct, but this persistent high inflation means that the base price of stuff increased

the natural movement of price is up

>>53221126
I'm thinking, we're back.

new thread
>>53221143
>>53221143
>>53221143

>>53221137
But that's not how it should be if there is no scarcity. Iron for example dropped. I'm not expecting plates for barbells to drop. I bought 2x 20kg for 65 Euros (it was a special offer, but still) pre pandemic. Now 1x 20 is 70-75 Euros.

>Just hit $140k today on my 26th birthday
>Going to run to $150k in the next week or two
>Then going to jump to $300k or so

I never thought I would be this rich in life.
I may as well be a millionaire right now.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53217171
>BBBY

Hmm... I dunno, that's a risky history...

oil just gone tarded

>>53217222
That company will get railed by a competitor who just has their employees work from home.

>>53217259
Just started working remote. My fuel costs are down, the lack of transit times to and from work mean I can wake up later and have more free time, so now I can go to the gym three times a week, and finally, I have access to my own kitchen during work hours so I spend less on food while at work. Honestly it's pretty great.

>>53217348
Got MREs and a decent supply on nonperishables thanks to living in an area where a natural disaster tends to strike about once a year. Dad always made sure we had supplies ready to go growing up, never got out of the habit.