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fatman hehe

>>53210401
Kek please tell me this actually happened

>>53210457
Yeah it was just on CNBC

>>53210588
Are you kidding me.

>>53210619
actual clip with sound in the OP

>>53210619
https://youtu.be/JEkZiNiW6Zw

why do autistic things like this make me incredibly bullish, more so than any whatever le epic big partnership

am I just mentally ill

>>53210711
How bullish does this make you? :-)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1673300102242325.webm

>>53210401
UH-OH STINKY

He just admitted he thinks during a real recession that crypto will pump harder than we’ve ever seen. All of those “CRYPTO HAS NEVER SEEN A RECESSION REEEEEEE SELL IT, MUH POWELL” fags are about to get absolutely BTFO.

>>53211165
He also admitted thinking the food pyramid was inverted by Big Salad and said he's never seen a diabetes. So take from that what you will.

>>53211209
He's right

>>53211165
He's very blatantly trying to get LINK holders to keep holding even as an obvious recession is looming. Much like in January 2022 he strung us along for another year with CCIP/staking hopium, this year's hopium is "a recession is bullish for the token price," meanwhile he will continue to do his dumps on us like normal.

>>53210711
I think you're just subconsciously picking up on this being great meme fodder, which is always bullish. Next time some pajeet shits up a thread with fud you can counter by pointing out that quantitative eating is in fact bullish for crypto in general and chainlink specifically.

I think the marketing manager at Chainlink is actually mega retarded. Why is Sergey speaking at this literal who channel? CNBC international has nothing to do with CNBC, just look at the production value and this Eastern European whore looking host. He should be speaking on shows with hundreds of thousands of viewers, not this Internet shitshow. Not even Charles takes these invites, it's so useless. The only audience is LINK marines, no serious business person is watching this trash. He could go on IntoTheCryptoverse with Benjamin and get more reach from serious people. And there he would actually get a serious interview with a guy who at least gives a fuck about Chainlink and not some whore reading prepared questions

>>53210401
is that video real? he looks terrible, like a bad ai recreation

Look at this fat goober. He looks like he's doing a VAXXED roleplay.

>>53210401
he did that on purpose, this is our reward for supporting him, he doesn't want to address us directly so he gives us funny hints that he reads /biz/.
thanks Sergey, I know you're reading this thread.

>>53211778

>>53210401
That boy is hungry.

>>53210401
Epic, just epic. I trust this man with my live savings and still don’t feel bad. What a clown world.

>>53210401
>are you guys telling jokes in here?
>sir gay said quantitative eating instead of quantitative easing
hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha holy fuck im dying

>>53210401
>tfw 20% of my networth is in the greasy hands of this fat fuck

>>53210401
How can i profit from quantum eating

>>53211900
so much this

>>53210401
>Crypto, just like big tech, has been floated and driven by cheap money
he's unironically right about this

Jerome is gonna pivot to quantitative shitting soon, it's gonna be pure economic diarrhea, hold the line link marines

>>53211209
What is this? The food pyramid changed?

>>53212650
>Egg ID

>>53212650
>Egg color

>>53211469
Was gonna say the same. He looks like a southpark character. Absotely abysmal. His anxiety is crippling. Its sad to watch.

>>53212683
what kind of eggs are you eating man

>>53210685
>it's real
it's over.

>>53210685
>crypto can't go through the same failures as the traditional financial system
lol wtf? is this nigger delusional?

>>53213236
Are you fucking retarded faggot? I dont even know how to start with this. Literally wtf. What do you think the point of crypto is? Jeez, we need another fucking holocust of low iq niggers

QUANTITATIVE EATING
i didnt think it could get any better
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PLEASE GOD
IF THERE IS ONE THING I WANT
PLEASE
DO THE RIGHT THING
MAKE THIS PART OF CHAINLINK'S LEGACY
PLEASE

>>53213038
For me, it's poached over toast.

Hahahahahahaaaaa this fat fuck can't stop thinking about eating.

>>53213580
>MAKE THIS PART OF CHAINLINK'S LEGACY
So it is written, so it shall be done.

>>53210588
CNBC International is not CNBC America linktard
>Duuuuhhh doesn't International mean better????
No, linktard, American CNBC is the only one that matters

Im sorry. I can't actually believe he said that. It was like he did it on purpose. I have real fucking money in this project what the fuck am I doing

>>53213886
>I have real fucking money in this project
oh no no he actually fell for the link meme

>>53213847

>>53213847

>>53213038
>>53213676
what is this eggs shit some based crypto scammer methaphor for runny away with our money?

>>53213847

>>53213847
lel

I want to see quantitative merging next.

>>53210401
can't make this shit up

>>53214315
Yeah it's code, if you know you know

He is getting even more obese compare to 3 months ago holy shit.

Rundown for the zoomies who cant sit through a 2 minute video

1 of 9 :)

>>53216761
oh god why did I put $10k into this

>>53211165
>big corporation tells me his product will save me from bad thing

>>53210401
link is finished kek

>>53210401
He hongry

>>53216778
I have my whole life riding on this lol

>>53216771
What other coins do you own if you dont mind sharing?

>>53210401
>it's real

Just bought 100k

QUANTITATIVE EATING!

quantitative

>>53212650
The food pyramid was unironically deboonked over a decade ago. You’re not supposed to eat mostly bread, obv

>>53211165
Think he won’t eat the gains?

I am still accumulating weight.

>>53217544
Lmao, take a resolution to loose weight and gain more with crypto.
Accumulating METIS, ETH, ATOM, UTK and EGLD.
DCA now and reap later or even stake.

>>53211374
Actually good advice.

>>53211374
ben is a low iq inbred that draws meme lines for biz newfags

>>53217852
who is worth watching anon? and don't say nobody pls.

>>53217861
I like the maverick of wall street anon

>>53210685
>that eye roll before answering
sassy sergey

>>53210401
You've got a life to live faggot, you've got crypto to get rich with. Gain more and reduce quantitative eating.

>>53217941
Ok I'll check him out thanks

>>53213847
Put me in the screen cap

Unironically

>>53211971
who gives a shit about your 75 linkies with CA @ 40

>>53210401
>>53217544
bullish

>>53210401
You've got to be silly OP, getting fat is not my fault. Getting a cash back for every transaction on the web3payment gateway is all I want.

>>53218036
Right now I can buy much good with Pi.

>>53210401
Don't worry, if ripple losses the court case, you'll loss weight without knowing. For now I'm open to accumulate on... >blockchain
>Defi
>Web3
...project.

>>53218945
Ripple only has a court case to begin with because they literally shilled the token price like a bunch of complete retards.

>>53210401
>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1673376165404836.webm
This fat fuck knew we were going to notice his weight gain

>>53210401

> Quantitative Eating

A CHALLENGER EMERGES!

>>53210685
He's actually very comfy and clear in his answers. Enjoying watching them groom him for the big time.

>>53210401
LOL I fucking love him HAHAHAHAHAHAH seriously I love him

>>53218970
Hahahahahahahaha hahaha I am dying get this main a fucking burger

>>53213847
Hahahahaha fuckin shit I'm gonna die

>>53216790
It's not, the video is probably a deep fake and they are already working on improving privacy in the ecosystem.

>>53218945
I will accumulate more web3 based tokens like ORE and LINK.

He must read all the big mac posts kek

>>53210401
Wow, he has that voice and people really put money into his scam?
It will make a good episode of Netflix's Dirty Money

>>53219595
Accumulating web3 project during the bear market is the best decision you could think of, especially those that enhances web2 bridging to web3

>>53219550
>>53219595
>>53220688
Holy shit PLEASE FUCK OFF you stupid jeet, nobody is getting fooled.

>>53218970
Impossible not to notice

>>53210401
He's a fucking retard, now there are onchain ID management solutions, shit gonna pump soon.

>>53211971
Only 20%
Those are rookie numbers.
Try 90% and still buying Link.
We are past redemption.

>>53222467

>Sergey on CNBC
>LINKies insist that LINK is completely unknown and would be more valuable if only more people knew about it
Pick one LINKies

>>53223652
I bagged ORE already, and will also slurp some ENS soon.

>>53224934
shh

>>53224970
don't care didn't ask plus you're a jeet

>>53210401
They have known there is a global financial crisis/collapse the likes of which has never been seen before coming for a long time, LINK was definitely created with this in mind and hopefully will play a big role in what comes next in terms of finance.
Don't believe anything politicians are saying at the moment, they're well aware that this is coming too, they're just pretending everything is manageable because that's all they can do. UN Agenda 2030 is a pipe dream which won't pan out because almost all of the major players will be gone by 2030 and belief in the narrative will have long since vanished.

>>53211165
>crypto devs are telling me to put my money in crypto
yeah no shit sherlock, they earn money from retails

>>53226465
Bro are you okay

>>53211165
Wouldn’t you like need to have everything collapse in order to switch to link or crypto or whatever. This is why I’ve never had any issue holding link even if everything collapses. That’s the whole point, collapse the system to bring in whatever bullshit system that link powers.

People who sold their stacks of whatever to make muuuh 4% in index funds are going to get wrecked. Because those index funds are all going to get demolished.

The ONLY thing you should be putting sizable amounts of fiat into after cashing out is gold and silver. Once you make it you gotta protect it. Not throw it into some normie fund.

>>53210401
Such a piece of shit... I know fags will always embrace their low lives rather than get a cashback reward for each transaction on a web3payment gateway.

>>53226504
If your funds get stolen will the Devs refund it? Look here retard, ain't seeing anything good about crypto since the bear started.

>>53219550
Hey dickhead, Imagine having over over 200k people using and managing their multi-chain wallets with its ORE ID

>>53213847
>QUANTITATIVE WAIST TIGHTENING
oh it can get better
oh fuck hahahahahahahaha
i love you guys so much
fuck women and fuck niggers
hHHHHahahhhHaHaha

>>53228907
If I give you a tip about a girl in my neighborhood and she becomes your gf, will you let me fuck her?

>>53228907
Fuck off anon, you useless idiot. Trannies spend less time on a fucking transactions, pay cheaper rates and get transaction confirmations almost instantaneously.

>>53224970
If you increase your stake in its ongoing liquidity mining pool you may buy a yatch without having a gun on a pajeet's head.

>>53228907
Should we wait for the quantum computers since we are faced with series of attacks on our cryptos or we hang on some tight security project.

>>53216876
I own Doge and I'm hoping to land a project of with a stronger privacy system.

>>53229225
Check out for some quantum projects and dyor.
>Just a kind advice

>>53229272
Zero knowledge tech are undeniably the best titties with crypto privacy

>>53213847
Wtf i love this place again
Bullish af

>>53218974

I saw that guy at the blockchain summit in DC last year, he caught me pointing at him to my friend and gave me a disgusted look

>>53228983
Beautiful art.

>>53226465

this is what a quantitative vegan looks like

>>53216486
you just know that autist lurks and posts here

>>53210401

Its schizo code.

Quantitative Eating.

LINK is about to eat up all the value in the crypto space.

>>53213847
we are so back

>>53213847
You glorious fucker

>>53230143
God I hope so.

>>53213847
incredible, saved

>>53213847

>>53210401
>>53210685
i cant' believe this big mac farmer started the bullrun with quantitative eating

>>53213847
lmao

>>53227935
>everything mega dumps while link goes parabolic
i might as well kill myself if that happens since i'll never be that happy ever again

>>53210401
All he thinks about is eating. This is why he dumps tokens on binance isn't it?

>>53224934
More like
>Sergey on CNBC
>Link fudders insist that Chainlink does no marketing at all

>>53211287
Are linkiee holding then
How's their staking going, anon
Been seeing a lot of them since their partnership with Allianceblock

>>53214315
Wtf lol, lmao

>>53234517
that's not funny, bro. that's literally a sperm holocaust. 6 million spermatazoa just died

>>53229272
I would recommend railgun or secret network.

>>53230096
I'm here

>>53210401

what an ugly fucker, why is it that rich scam crypto ceos are always ugly and cant dress ? do they lack self awareness ? dude looks like a serial murderer what a cringefest holy shit. thats what happens when you have zero friends to tell you that you need some new fucking cloths. fat ugly motherfucker.

>>53213847
One of the great memes of our time

>>53210401
>Quantitative Eating
causes inflation and flatulation.

why doesn't this fat moron with an autistic flannel fetish get a spokesman or something? someone that actually has an ounce of charisma

>>53210401
>quantitative eating
Strap in marines, this ride is about to get much much heavier.