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Fuck mega millions

serious question, whens the last time you had sex

lotto in all forms is the lowest skill and highest luck based gamble you could possibly do. Even fucking slots can be strategic.
And the worst part is all regular lotto gas station players act like smug big brain gamblers
Fuck lotto

>>53215120
>true zero-investment way to make it
>requires a true investment
no

>>53215205
the lotto won me 50,000 dollars
fuck you

>>53215205
>>53215161
Yeah but name another way to make it without spending money

>>53215219
BRO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I KNOW THE NUMBERS

>>53215223
you're either a liar, one of those faggots that kikes write meme articles (cunt needs to use customer only bathroom so buys 1 lotto and wins 6 gorillion! You can too stupid goy) or most likely. You're a degenerate daily purchaser that sinks $50+ in fucking wax paper every day for years. You're literally a GME ape nigger that uses winnings to buy more wax paper

>>53215205
real estate is a pretty big gamble driven by huge recency bias. historically most plots of land barely raise in value over 1% yoy, never mind even keeping up with with inflation. its only in a handful of citys like new york or san fran or toronto where they had a massive demand driven real estate bubble, and even then you would have had to buy a fucking $100,000 house to get that 100% gain over 20 years.

>>53215257
check the numbers for the powerball drawing for nov 5. i only play when the jackpots get massive and have collectively spent maybe 100-150 bucks on it in my life.
sorry you're not lucky like me.

>>53215293
>>ummm I want 5 powerball with powerplay quick pick
>>haha and then run this card that I marked in 5 spots
>turns around and smiles and a line of tradies trying to buy beer and go home
>>haha and then keno 261 straight box 6 picks
Fuck you and your sacred number financial advice

>>53215364
lol you're so fucking mad right now

>>53215364
>>oh dude I wanted those 5 powerballs on 5 separate tickets

>>53215120
Just bought some lotto.

Digits and I win 50mil tonight.

>>53215378
yes. Fuck lotto

hahahah he's having a mental breakdown over lottery tickets

>>53215394
I hate it specifically because i can run a gas station rush very smoothly until one of you cunts with your folded 5x time lotto payouts show up to my store

Stores don't even profit from lotto sales. Its only used to attract retards to buy goyslop

You're fucking right I'm triggered

>>53215205
>the worst part is all regular lotto gas station players act like smug big brain gamblers
Am I the only one who wants to murder these faggots for holding up the line when I’m trying to put $40 in my tank, or am I the only one who still uses cash?

>>53215433
You absolutely aren't. I make a habit to eye contact the line every time I have a lotto player take up minimum 5 minutes

>>53215433
The gas stations by me even have that self-scan mini shelf thing now so I literally never interact with a clerk anymore

>>53215433
>not getting cash back or points on your credit cards when you fill up your tank
poor detected

>>53215484
>all my tickets are losers, but I don't have to talk to the gas station employee so that's a good thing

You. OP. The one who made this thread.

Get a real job, fatass.

>>53215120
Lotto theread are an excellent bottom signal.

>>53216401
Heh. Yep. Lotta threads are an excellent bottom signal too <sips>

>>53215205

It doesn't hurt to spend two buck for a day dream every once in a while. Regularly playing the lotto and spending hundreds of dollars is legit retarded though.

>>53215433
>>53215460
>>53215460
>Old people wanting to cash 10 scratch offs and individually pick 8 specific new ones and chat to the fucking clerk about the roads being in bad shape or whatever
All I want is to buy a fucking cherry Pepsi and Roulette Doritos and go home

>>53215225
instead of begging for 30 minutes for 1 ticket you could suck 1 dick for $10 and get 10 tickets with the same amount of time spent

thats called entrepreneurship

>>53216477
>Regularly playing the lotto
I have a subscription that plays it for me automatically. I'm a little bit above break even at the moment. It's really not that bad. Just $2 every week.