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>> No.53210527

FACE THE BOGLE

>> No.53210533
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SNIBS AT YOU

>> No.53210542

Let's get an OFFICIAL /smg/ poll.

Was the bottom in at 3500 on the S&P?

y/n

>> No.53210544
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53210544

What happens if you're overemployed and get laid off from multiple jobs at once? Do you stack mad unemployment bennies?

>> No.53210547
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WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.53210549

>>53210542
N

>> No.53210554

FUCK SILVERGATE

>> No.53210556
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53210556

Mungerposting every day until DJCO is at $100k.

>> No.53210559

>>53210556
Munger was the real brains behind the success Buffett is a low key retard scammer

>> No.53210563
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>> No.53210568

>>53210556
I hate boring crab days as much as this man hates windows

>> No.53210570

Zero reason we should be pumping this hard

>> No.53210572
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53210572

>>53210547
BRAMBLE JAM

>> No.53210577

>>53210570
umm sister, we are crabbing

>> No.53210579

>>53210570
Interesting with rates rising today

>> No.53210589

I haven't seen enough snib memes I'd like to contact meme creation customer care

>> No.53210592
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>>53210570
100 reasons to keep crabbing this hard.

>> No.53210598

Just buy gold bros. It's literally that easy. My gold stocks are up +70% just this last year. Ridiculous how stocks are disconnected from the market but whatever.
Also, when do you guys think is a good time to go back to oil? Recession has proven to be a meme after all

>> No.53210604
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53210604

Anon, I need you to bid up fatty stocks like NVO, KO, and DXCM.

>> No.53210609
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>>53210570
he thinks we are pumping
lol
lmao even

>> No.53210610
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>>53210563
Accurate.

>> No.53210612

>>53210598
I would think oil would be way higher with China opening up interesting it's crabbing in the 70's

>> No.53210615
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its all so tiresome

>> No.53210621
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>>53210572
>milk 7.55
Invest in fat(not lean) milkers

>> No.53210622

>>53210610
Buy and hold king, I kneel.

>> No.53210623

>>53210610
dude....

>> No.53210628

>>53210559
They both seem smart. Maybe I'm not smart enough to gauge smartness, though.

>> No.53210633
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53210633

I am going to lose my job. Is this bullish?

>> No.53210634

>>53210615
take a nap bud.

>> No.53210636

can an employer fire you for not answering the phone on your day off? tejas btw

>> No.53210641

>>53210612
If oil goes above $80 the SPR spigot reactivates.

>> No.53210643

YINN is the solution
China reopening
Index earnings growth of 15% (vs 0 in the US)
Price/earnings of 11x (vs 15x historical average)

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soon

>> No.53210647

fuck the (((market))), I just put 40k on trade republic for 2% p.a.

>> No.53210651

>>53210634
Can't take naps, court order.

>> No.53210652

>>53210633
Can you afford to neet? Then yes. Do you have to wage to continue to exist? Then no.

>> No.53210656

>>53210610
By the time the bear market collapse is over, those shares will be worth about $5 a share.

>> No.53210657

>>53210633
that means the rate hikes are working! Two more rate hikes to slow the spread!

>> No.53210659
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53210659

I sold too early . Fuck off

>> No.53210666

Doesn’t Jerome get pissed when the market pumps like this? Getting worried

>> No.53210680

>>53210568
Kek. According to surveys, the students liked his buildings overall. Overall.

>> No.53210681
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>>53210633
100.06% bullish

>> No.53210702
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>>53210656
>SPXL $5/share
>I'll be able to buy 320 shares every paycheck, 6 new calls to sell every month
>Bear market pumps keep IV high so the calls I sell are worth even more
>Market goes back up again someday
Were you trying to make me feel bad, or something?

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Uhh bobros... what the fuck...

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>>53210652
The medication I need to live costs $60k a year without health insurance, so probably not then.

>> No.53210746

>>53210636
The best answer you'll get here is "we hope they fire you so JPowell eases up on the rate hikes".

>> No.53210750
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53210750

Ahem

FUCK bears

Thank you

>> No.53210752

>>53210713
That fine "Christian" mother showers together with her son, doesn't she?

>> No.53210761

>>53210733
how do i get that pepe printout sir????

>> No.53210771
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where is PRE anon? did you sell at $3.1+?

>> No.53210779

>>53210733
>without health insurance
https://www.healthcare.gov

Make the bloated, dying welfare state work *for* you.

>> No.53210785

>>53210659
Status: snibbed

>> No.53210795

>>53210771
No I walked away from the computer for a bit and missed that fucking $3+ spike

>> No.53210802

I hate Mr. Crab so much. I figured out how to not get fucked by him, but still can't make any noteworthy money in crabtimes.

>> No.53210813

>>53210802
I'm up 2%, what are you on about?

>> No.53210838

>>53210544
nope just one unemployment claim
you didn’t live above your means….right anon?

>> No.53210842

FUCK COIN
FUCK BBBY
FUCK RBLX
FUCK ALL SHITCOS STOP GOING UP 100% EVERY DAY REEEEEEE

>> No.53210849

BUY PUTS NOW

>> No.53210853

>>53210842
they will all crash harder than before, just wait

>> No.53210871

>>53210853
I just dont want to get fucking margin called before they do

>> No.53210882

>>53210838
Oh, I'm retired and am just spitballing.

Although that's an interesting fact. Sort of like how job openings are inflated by multiple listings for remote work, now we'll see jobless claims not rise by as much as they "should" if overemployed people get laid off multiple times.

>> No.53210914

>>53210842
I had COIN calls and got shaken out like a fucking bitch

>> No.53210918

Who's more of a faggot? Alan Greenspan or Jerome Powell?

>> No.53210926
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ber bros i dont feel so good..... started trading last month n made some moneys on DIS/ TSLA puts....... ive kept gambling and pumping money into this fucking fire....... gonna consolidate ASAP and just play LEAPs. I got a few good ones that exp in March and April but this has overall been a lesson learnt to play BOTH calls and puts, not just omega puts forever....... /b/ros am i ever going to recover? Or is it time for the Wendys application

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>>53210849
Thanks bro. Just sold another 7.5k of physical gold to buy more SPY puts.

>> No.53210931

>>53210542
The new floor is 4000. SPY will literally never be below that ever again.

>> No.53210934

>>53210918
Greenspan was a slimy jew

>> No.53210935
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53210935

>be NEET
>recently got a call from employment services
>ignore call
It's not illegal to be a NEET right? I pay all my bills what more do they want?

>> No.53210936

>>53210918
>calling jpow a faggot
You know he lurks on this board right?!

>> No.53210940

>>53210849
fuck looks like we're rallying now

>> No.53210943

and just like that, bear faggots paid for my spy 0dte calls

if you're still short you're a fuckin LOSER

>> No.53210947

>Lumber
damn, I didn't buy the dip...

>> No.53210950
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53210950

Just got some analyst data on bank NIM expectations for Q4, you ain’t finding this in the wild (this is not insider info just estimates)

>> No.53210958

>>53210918
All the big moneymen are zogpilled. If Jerome was based, he wouldn't have printed so much in the first place.

>> No.53210961

>junior mcchicken or a mcdouble is $3.20 + tax now
it's over

>> No.53210962

>>53210935
The only people allowed to neet are non-whites

>> No.53210966

>>53210918
(You)

>> No.53210974
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53210974

Remember /smg/
you're either DAY TRADING or GAY TRADING
which is it?

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>>53210927
Now thats a woman. I just tossed a few thousand at ADM, NEXA, MP. Back to what makes me money.

>> No.53210983

>>53210958
>e was based, he wouldn't have printed so much in the first place.
He basically gave you a chance to retire in 2 years from covid lows to aths in 2022. Not sure why you dont like him.

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I blame the jews for giving me a cold

>> No.53210992

>capitulate, clsoe the short and just long
>the index starts shitting itself
Those last two days were terrible.

>> No.53210998

>>53210961
Buy meat from the supermarket, if only more poorfags understood this.

>> No.53211004

>>53210927
That's a milf right there

Anyone taking a shot at BBBY?

>> No.53211003

>>53210974
gay trading for me. any twinks in the thread?

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>>53210926
If you don't have an edge over the market, you are just gambling. This is the Lynchpill.

Consider that you probably didn't know *anything* about the decline of DIS or TSLA that everyone and their grandmother hadn't already priced in, so even your wins were just based on luck.

>> No.53211021

I don't know if I believe in growth anymore bros. I've got 30 years until retirement but what if we crab until then? Maybe I should go 50% dividends and dividend yield assets.

>> No.53211032

>>53210983
>He basically gave you a chance to retire in 2 years from covid lows to aths in 2022
Literal unironic gambling. You have no idea what levels of economic rape the printing will end up causing.

>> No.53211038 [DELETED] 

>>53210984
Take zinc, buncun weirdo. Scientifically proven to cut a day or two off cold duration. There are studies and shit you can look up.

>> No.53211041

>>53211007
What edge would the average /smg/ poster have over the market?

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>>53210979
Thanks anon.

I think we are still in the bear downtrend... but we really need to hit spy 360 by mid feb. Its been so crabby its insane.

>> No.53211059

>>53211041
According to recent surveys, approximately one third of us work at Kohls and saw a very disappointing holiday season (decline in volume, better off customers).

>> No.53211063

>>53211048
those are both men.

>> No.53211073

HOLY SHIT BIIIIIIG POOOMPA

>> No.53211077

>>53211048
The blonde guys tuck game is on point.

>> No.53211079

>>53211032
>rape the printing will end up causing.
None. The UBI stuff did more damage then gibing it to businesses. Besides shortages are starting to come back so things are getting more normal.

>> No.53211084

>>53211048
>>53211063
There is a 50% chance those are men

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>>53211038
Im taking zinc suppliments right now but i wanna draw my wife :(

>> No.53211094

>>53211059
Anecdotally, I manage 3 Starbucks and we had our best Q4, across all 3 stores, in the past decade.

>> No.53211105 [DELETED] 

>>53211089
unfathomably based

>> No.53211110

>>53211094
Where you located, anon?

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>>53211089
>Year of the Rabbit
You’re gonna make it fren

>> No.53211115
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Finance is the dumbest fucking industry. I thought I would be solving challenging problems and making big moves but instead I’m just explaining to fund managers all day that their wires don’t go through if they put the wrong fucking date on them. They get mad at ME for THEM being incompetent

>> No.53211120

>>53211094
It's recession proof. I hope you got a fat bonus anon.

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>>53211048
I'm not into muscular men. I agree, this market hasn't capitulated. The green revolution needs copper, zinc, lead, aluminum is my thesis. Prices seem a little high for these stocks so I bought a few.

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>>53211063
>>53211077
>>53211084
No adams apple you niggers.

Spy 360 by mid feb? Your thoughts?

>> No.53211132

>>53211094
you peaked it's over

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>>53211115
why didn't my wire go through I want ANSWERS NOW!

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>>53211121
>green revolution
It's been cancelled

>> No.53211148

>>53211125
Probably but it'll happen over the course of a few days

>> No.53211161

>>53211115
>i thought having a job would be not sucks
you have any idea how ignorant you sound lol?

>> No.53211171

>>53211115
Wagie wagie explain the wire wagie

>> No.53211174

>>53211115
Well why the FUCK does it take multiple days for a wire to go through? Fix *your* shit, anon.

>> No.53211181

>>53211149
ominous

>> No.53211182

>>53211115
imagine doing a customer service job that doesnt require a high school diploma and calling your job finance lmao

>> No.53211196

>>53211121
>The green revolution needs copper, zinc, lead, aluminum
And coal

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>>53211094
And coffee prices are plunging. That's it, I'm now 100% SBUX calls.

>> No.53211224

>>53211125
Actually thinking Q2

>> No.53211231

are there any extra incentives for having JEPI in a Chase account?

>> No.53211232

N

>> No.53211237

>>53211208
Starbucks abominations are 30% coffee at best

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Jannies need to lighten up. This is the year for all things rabbit related. (and of course dividend stocks)

>> No.53211247

>>53211232
A

>> No.53211250

>>53211182
Bro every entry level job that "requires a college degree" is glorified bullshit that would have been trained to a monkey highschool dropout 20 years ago.

>> No.53211257

>>53211247
T

G
A
S

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>>53211120
how is it recession proof? cuz women buy shit regardless if they're abt to be evicted?

>>53211007
desu i had read that DIS was abt to drop since they were exchanging their CEO or something, still luck yeah. And the TSLA thing, i was reading his retarded shit on Twitter, around when he did the poll asking if he should step down and thought damn...... maybe $45 Billion really is a lot of money to be in the hole for. I think TSLA is still gonna drop below $100 this year, but I would've been better off trying to play longer than just retarded one month buys lols....... Like I said tho, if i had bought calls when shit dipped, i'd be a lot better hedged. im sure ill makeup my losses, this is still just relatively small amount of moneys invested

>> No.53211263

>>53211171
>>53211136
>>53211174
I’m gonna neck

>>53211182
Here in OTC land we use manual wires to buy our billion dollar notional swaps retard. Honk honk. College is a waste though of your time and energy yes, skip college

>> No.53211264

>>53211231
Depends. Is your account balance large enough for your female broker to regularly call you for "quarterly financial checkups"?

>>53211237
...this is true. Thankfully neither corn nor sugar seem excessively bullish.

>> No.53211272

>>53211048
Is it normal to start to hate women the older i get

>> No.53211274

>>53211257
ACK-

>> No.53211279

>>53211115
>LARP status:
>passable

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lol

>> No.53211283

>>53211274
is going to 0

there's the rest of the sentence, kek

>> No.53211293

>>53211250
disagree completely.
i'm hiring for my team and these kids all know how to code, do math, write an email that doesnt read like theyre retarded. no high school dropout fuck wit has any of these skills
>>53211263
woah a $1b swap?? what are you a credit union?

>> No.53211295
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Nervous

>> No.53211298

>>53211272
At some point it will turn into apathy.

>> No.53211300

>>53211281
publicity stunt

>> No.53211309

>>53211300
I know.

>> No.53211317

>>53211281
>>53211300
agreed, that has about as much chance passing as the term limits bill that gets introduced periodically by ol Teddy Cruz

>> No.53211319
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My portfolio is back to where it was in July 2022. Is this how it feels to just hold?

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>BBBY retard pumps 2 days in a row

this crash is going to end banking as we know it

>> No.53211329

>>53211293
>i'm hiring for my team and these kids all know how to code, do math, write an email that doesnt read like theyre retarded. no high school dropout fuck wit has any of these skills
20-30 years ago, graduating highschool meant knowing these things. Nowadays, highschools will just graduate everyone.
Even college is reaching the point where many will just graduate whoever can pay.

There's been a slow decay in the value of credentials.

>> No.53211331

>>53211319
Could be worse you could be Cathie Woods

>> No.53211332

>rates go up
>can't afford more personal loans for TSLA

>> No.53211333

Do we need to keep letting South American refugees in to keep the economy growing?

>> No.53211346

>>53211333
Do *you* have a better idea on how to fix 10 million job openings and wage inflation north of 5%?

>> No.53211351

>>53211328
I bought weekly calls at the top today

>> No.53211355

>>53211329
I don't think that's true at all, there are so many more technical skills required now, and the expectation for specialized knowledge for specific industries is much higher.

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I bought the mini dip

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>>53211331
>back to 2017
lol
lmao even

>> No.53211362

>>53211331
kek

>> No.53211369

>>53211281
>>53211300
>>53211317
It's not what you think. They're voting to replace income tax with a national consunption tax.

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>>53211361
>>53211362
Turns out buying fake scamco isn't the best investing strat

>> No.53211379

>>53211333
Woah we got another one here feds, come take him away.

>> No.53211380

>>53211369
That somehow sounds far worse

>> No.53211381

>>53210521
2022 has seen some crab. Or should I call them bear market rallys?

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>>53211224
Why would it take so long? Do you think we will just hug the top of the downward trendline all the way down?

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I bought a half hour ago, and now I am all red.

>> No.53211401

>>53211369
if they increase property taxes to 3-4% and a 1% overall wealth tax this might be good for the economy

>> No.53211422

>>53211355
Perhaps for some fields, but I'd argue that most of that specialized knowledge could be learned in 6 months on the job.
Regardless, there are plenty of unspecialized jobs out there that simply require college degree as a filter. 30 years ago, high school graduation served as that filter. The ideal filter would probably be to just administer an IQ test, but those have been banned in hiring for the sake of "diversity".

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>>53211293
Sound to me like your team lacks the proper diversity.

>> No.53211448

>>53211401
>increase property taxes to 3-4%
>300-400% increase
Eat a bag of dicks

>> No.53211449

>>53211422
>The ideal filter would probably be to just administer an IQ test, but those have been banned in hiring for the sake of "diversity".
Griggs v. Duke Power and its consequences have been a disaster for the Millennial race.

>> No.53211459

this is the worst /smg/ ive ever read

>> No.53211470
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>>53211401
>taxes
>might be good for the economy

>> No.53211471

>>53211459
yet
the worst /smg/ youve ever read yet

>> No.53211478

>>53211422
yeah of course on the job is the best way to learn i agree. but you want to pick the person you have to teach the least, will learn the fastest

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>>53211333
One can hope.

>> No.53211486

>>53211471
this

>> No.53211487
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>>53211459
till the next one, my friend
till the next one

>> No.53211489

Sour hour lets go niggers

>> No.53211490

>>53211346
Incentivize private business to train employees instead of never conceding an inch. Keep jacking up the interest rates and incentivize bond purchases by increasing the cap to like 100k, just enough to protect lower and middle class americans from an economic collapse but not enough to shelter the over leveraged rich. Those forgiven PPP loans need to come with a caveat.

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JNUG bros ww@

>> No.53211504

>>53211346
Just don't fix it. It will fix itself eventually.

>> No.53211507

just bought more 1/20 $250 msft calls ama

>> No.53211518

>>53211346
Pay people better.

>> No.53211523

>>53211470
Taxes force workers to work longer hours than they would otherwise need to, leading to them creating more products. A huge portion of that money is also used so people that would normally starve to death (even in todays piss easy times to survive) are able to consume garbage.

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ALL IN FOR 400C FOR CPI

>> No.53211529

>>53211507
Did you lie to your broker when they asked if you knew how options worked?

>> No.53211534

>>53211504
Wiser answer. Better of not tinkering with policy and just letting someone go bust desu.

>> No.53211539

>>53211529
broker?

>> No.53211545
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>>53211346
it was due. its already plummeting again, i hope you all got a new job and raise last year

>> No.53211550

>>53211492
Still trying to figure out a sell point.

>> No.53211551

>>53211534
creative destruction has been sidelined for too long

>> No.53211561

>>53211545
sorry guys that was all me
got a 15% raise in 2020

>> No.53211563

>>53211539
I wish you well in life anon.

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>>53211528
this is now a jewfu tongue thread

>> No.53211568

>>53211539
I hardly knew 'er!

>> No.53211575
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POWEEEEEEEEERRRRR HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUR

>> No.53211578

>>53211563
thank you
you as well :)

>> No.53211580

>>53211539
I use Robinhood on my iPad.

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>>53211564
does this count?

>> No.53211601

>>53210641
There's not enough oil left to do that

>> No.53211612

>>53211545
>i hope you all got a new job and raise last year
>tfw got new job for 60% more pay
Thx oil bros for paying my bills.

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>> No.53211617

>>53211470
>>53211448
you are getting a net decrease in taxes unless youre a 100m+

>> No.53211625

>>53211328
They burnt through twice as much cash last quarter as they have in reserves now and that was with the holiday season.

They even announced they are going to skip debt (bond) payments next month. They are turbo fucked. My guess is people are going to get a hard lesson in what "selling stock" actually means

>> No.53211630

>>53211528
>>53211564
fuck off with these russian-arab hybrids and go promote racemixing elsewhere

>> No.53211636

>>53211545
i'm making less than i was in 2019

>> No.53211637

>>53211346
Remove all liquidity from the markets

>> No.53211656
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There is literally no bear thesis for the foreseeable future.

>> No.53211666

GME +5%
>we are here
GME +30%
GME +50%
GME +100%
GME +150%

>> No.53211668

>>53211656
The webm that broke 4channel.

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>>53211656

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>>53211656
Um excuse me what about my thesis that my life sucks and I'm miserable which means everything is doomed?

>> No.53211681

>>53211528
you're a day early
and a dollar short

>> No.53211682

>>53211523
You are retarded, I already get a 40% income tax rate not including other taxes. If 40% isnt enough nothing will be and just makes the population more depressed and not make them want to work harder so daddy government can buy more missiles for israel

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>>53211346

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>>53211668

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>Grocery store footage of people stealing eggs now being released
FOR GOD'S SAKE, SAVE US, JEROME

>> No.53211704

>>53211697
damn, rocker lost weight

>> No.53211706

>>53211617
You never win with taxes anon. Hows about they cut taxes and stop burning our money on bullshit instead?

>> No.53211709

>>53211688
i'll never understand how this 35 year old plastic surgery gremlin is single its a mystery

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>>53211697
I bought organic cage free eggs yesterday just to dab on all the poors.

>> No.53211724

>>53211717
lmao based so did I from HEB. Wasnt really that pricey desu.

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>>53210641
>>53211601
>The game's up, Biden. There are no more barrels left in that SPR.
Oh come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
>It's not a trick. There was one sale at Mr. Putin in the Ukraine, two for your shitty energy policy, two at the Saudi's door, and one for Xi's telegram.
That's not six.
>One plus two plus two plus one.
Uh uh. There was only one sale to cover my shitty energy policy. That's one plus two plus one plus one.
>Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one not one plus two plus one plus one.
Ok, fine. One plus two plus on-SHUT UP. The point is there's one barrel left in this SPR and guess who's gonna sell it?

>> No.53211733

>>53211697
Do Americans really refrigerate their eggs? Why?

>> No.53211740

>>53211733
knock knock

>> No.53211741

Yeah I'm fucking done. I can't stay cash gang any longer. The rocket ship is taking off without me.

Just dumped 50% into VTI.

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>>53210610

>> No.53211750

>>53211733
Since heat causes the eggs to spoil we keep it fresh and refrigerated. I know europoors cant afford electricity so its a bizarre concept to you.

>> No.53211751

What'd you guys buy today? I picked up more VT and then VNQ for my roth

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>>53211637
This is the correct answer.

>> No.53211753

>>53211717
I bought 30 eggs yesterday for 12.57. I feel cheated

>> No.53211764

>>53211750
actually eggs naturally are coated in something that allows them to last a pretty long time without being refrigerated but we wash it off in america lol

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Vix got fucking destroyed today.
unbelievable that there was so much event premium around that nothing burger event in Sweden.

>> No.53211768

>>53211742
>look at this fucking ginzo mansion
>of course twelve inch terrazzo tile fucking everywhere

>> No.53211769

>>53211733
The natural coating gets scrubbed off the eggs and they then have to be refrigerated

>> No.53211780

>>53211764
>but we wash it off in america
Good. Im not interested in eating bird shit and embryonical fluid around my eggs.

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>>53211753
I paid 8 cents more per egg, but you know what? Good eggs, like dairy, is worth the price.

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I'm liking 2023 so far. Didn't visit /smg/ for over a month too, I hope MottCapital shills are gone already.

>> No.53211797

>>53211780
Get plenty of that at Taco Bell anyway lol

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>>53211765
vvix is at 4 year lows, I want to believe it's gonna burst this year.

>> No.53211799

>>53211780
im not complaining. it stops salmonella too

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my puts aren't dead yet!

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>>53211784
>like dairy

>> No.53211809

>>53211784
>Good eggs, like dairy, is worth the price.
Amen brother. I never skimp on milk cost. Grass fed, free range, no hormone, no additives, locally sourced milk only. That discount milk is for the serfs. You ever notice how much people get sick? Theyre drinking bad quality milk and taking junky vitamins instead of good ones.

>> No.53211811

>>53211765
Whoever made that image is beyond retarded.

>> No.53211813
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Uh WTFWT?

>> No.53211814

>>53211754
>liquidate farmer
And food, but that covers it.

>> No.53211818

>>53211706
they do a decent enough job compared to the rest of the world, youre just a whiner

>> No.53211821

>>53211733
We have refrigerated trucks and trains because we aren't third world, so we wash them and then just keep them cold. Takes ages for eggs to go bad

>> No.53211823
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Are any of these egg plays going to hatch? Which are worth looking into?

>> No.53211826

>>53211704
kek

>> No.53211827

>>53211784
based milk and egg enjoyer, so much nutrition from these alone

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>>53211806
I feel sorry for all the benchods who can't eat dairy.

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>>53211811
You wouldn't get it

>> No.53211838

>>53211656
There might be still some air left in tech stocks to deflate, but other than that yeah, corporations are doing pretty well. They will fire diversity hires if needed and rehire them later for good boy points when money printer restarts.

>> No.53211844

>>53211823
What website or software is that chart from?

>> No.53211849

>>53211844
Swingtradebot.com, literally the first result when I searched "egg stocks" lol

>> No.53211852

>>53211796

>> No.53211861

>>53211818
>>53211831
Yeah EMPEROR napolean was trying to do democracy....and thats just the most blatant one.

>> No.53211862

Ok, but what will Jerome do? In other words, what will happen with inflation this year?

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>>53211784
I cut down spending on food a lot over the last couple of months because of the rising prices. And now I spend more on supplements instead, since the nutrient per dollar value is better from them

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>>53211852
Thank you, I can confirm this (You) settled in my bank account

>> No.53211878

>>53211784
Only ever buy milk from grass-fed cows

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>>53211765
Cromwell: Ambitious tyrant
Founding Fathers: Deliberately started a republic, not a democracy
Napoleon: The French begged to have him in place (and brought back from Elba)
Robespierre was technically the truest democrat. All of the big French revolutionaries were proto-woke fuckheads from art school who got their shit kicked in by a Corsican.

>> No.53211898

>>53211821
My nigger, eggs are washed so manufacturers can control how often you have to buy new ones.
>no it's because the trucks are cold and sheeeit
stfu

>> No.53211905

>>53211878
Yeah, but then you have to train the cows to understand money.

>> No.53211907

>>53211823
Don't count your chickens before they hatch bro

>> No.53211914

>>53211809
>>53211827
>>53211878
Is there any point in getting milk from grass fed cows? I get 2% reduced fat milk from weis rn

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>>53211877
w

>> No.53211922

>>53211898
>control how often you have to buy new ones.
A dozen eggs can last for weeks dude. No one is going to not eat them that quick that they need to introduce artificial lifespan shorters.

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>>53211881
>It wasn't real democracy!

Every time.

>> No.53211934

I sold some options today.

Gonna buy eggs and milk. Top shelf.

>> No.53211952

>>53211914
>int in getting milk from grass fed cows?
To me, what goes into the animal is what eventually goes into you. The same corn syrup you dont want to eat is the same corn feed they used to give cows. Healthy cows = healthy milk. And yes, grass fed does taste better. If you dont smoke or arent a chimp you can tell the difference between chemicals, grass fed, and such. High fructose corn syrup vs cane sugar, grass fed vs not. Pretty distinct taste.

>> No.53211953

Eggs will now replace the U.S. dollar.

>> No.53211978

GME +5%
GME +6%
>we are here
GME +30%
GME +50%
GME +100%
GME +150%

>> No.53211981
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>>53211914
Milk is the future.

>> No.53211983

>>53211934
based, literally free food.

>> No.53211984

Since we're talking about food, I can reccomend those stocks:
- KOF - mexican brand of coca-cola, 4% divvy. Mexican people will get boost to their income due to manufacturing migrating there from China, so I expect their wages (and corporate earnings) to inflate. So yeah, mexican companies can be a good buy now
- WILC - Holy Land food importer. Completely illiquid and volatile. Only anti-semite wouldn't buy it
- Cal-Maine Foods - Produces eggs; low debt

I also have KO / PEP, but those are obvious.

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>natgas
lmao

I just ate two eggs for dinner. Eggs in Poland aren't expensive. What now Amerifags?

>> No.53212005

>>53211952
Alright next time I'll try out proper milk then. I have to finish this gallon of zogchow first.
>>53211981
MILKERSSSSSSSS

>> No.53212018

>>53211978
anyone buying BBBY?

>> No.53212019

>>53211898
>eggs last for literal months
The fucks the problem
How long are you keeping your eggs?

>> No.53212020

GME +5%
GME +6%
GME +7%
>we are here
GME +30%
GME +50%
GME +100%
GME +150%

>> No.53212024

>>53211998
>Eggs in Poland aren't expensive.
How much do they cost? Over here they're like 40 cents per.

>> No.53212028

>>53212018
I'm eyeing a short position

>> No.53212031

Why are you not buying STLA ?

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Wtf why do the tranny jannies hate beautiful women so much? Is it because they will never be women?

>> No.53212041

>2025.
>The Egg Wars have begun.

>> No.53212045

where are the egg futures?

>> No.53212051

>>53212031
Because Elon Musk is a bigger risk factor than a dictator from south america ruling over the land leased to mining companies I invested in

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>>53212024
$0.25/egg

>> No.53212074

>>53211921
alright meme capital this is a bit silly, how can it be property of meme capital if it says investing.com there

>> No.53212078

>>53212051
What does Elon Musk have to do with STLA?

>> No.53212086

>>53212069
>>53212024
>>53211998
now compare median income

>> No.53212095

>p*lacks bragging about egg prices
You know what I won't even respond. They know America is superior.

>> No.53212102

>>53212034
it's because coombait posting is a low form of shitposting.

>> No.53212103

>>53212086
It doesn't work that way, for instance if you go to McDonald's you'll typically pay less for the same thing in America than in Europe.

>> No.53212109

>>53212095
Let them have this
They need it

>> No.53212117

>>53212074
They drew that line, making it an original work. I am a copyright attorney representing Mott Capital and this is legal advice.

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>>53212102
Faggot

>> No.53212128

>>53212069
~1.10PLN per egg
It used to be like 0.70-0.80

>> No.53212129

>>53212069
Not bad, but I can probably rent famed actress Sara Nice and a Warsaw hotel for a night for the same price.

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>>53212095
>>53212109
I'm not even a polack lmao, I'm a former /pol/chud who fell for the memes

>> No.53212137

>>53212117
understandable. appreciate the clarification

>> No.53212142

is there a black swan etf?

>> No.53212143

Short SBNY or this massive COIN pump?

>> No.53212149

>>53212128
I never look at food prices desu

>> No.53212160

>>53212103
It literally does work that way. Price of basic goods like food is typically higher in countries with higher income. Go to a shithole country in Asia and marvel at how much you can afford with a pittance

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>>53212142
Yeah it's SPY.

Just make sure you buy puts.

>> No.53212168

>>53212142
UVXY is probably the closest thing to it

>> No.53212169

>>53212078
Sorry I thought you made a typo. Looks pretty nice. The only problem I have with auto manufacturers right now is that it seems like governments want plebiands to stop using cars altogether.
Still, it seems like this company had a really good year and has only $32b in debt (should be able to manage it with those earnings). I will check it tomorrow, thanks for recomendation.

>> No.53212170

GME +5%
GME +6%
GME +7%
GME +8%
>we are here
GME +30%
GME +50%
GME +100%
GME +150%

>> No.53212173

>>53212051
what one you got? SWBI?

>> No.53212174

COIN short is the easiest play you can make this week

>> No.53212178

New
>>53212176
>>53212176
>>53212176

>> No.53212181

>>53212143
BTC seems to be going higher for now so maybe avoid COIN short

>> No.53212185

>>53212173
>>53212051
sbsw* i mean

>> No.53212186

>>53212160
Yes, and yet when it comes to comparing America and Europe it doesn't work that way.

>> No.53212188

>>53212174
What if they QE tomorrow?
I’m looking at credit spreads to limit risk

>> No.53212192

>>53212142
TAIL's the most famous but SWAN is also a thing, I think.

>> No.53212206

>>53212186
Why are food prices all lower in lower income yuro countries then?

>> No.53212216

>>53212142
CYA
TAIL
FAIL

>> No.53212221

>>53212124
Market hours are not for cooming, unless you have realized a minimum of 10% gains. Also, I would gladly sie of coke or speed overdose while cooming in+on the one on the left

>> No.53212324

>>53212124
death by snu snu

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>>53212143
I shorted NSTG yesterday, whatever it is. It pumped over 20% despite steady declines so I jumped for tome easy 5% or something. Just probability play. I know fuckall about it

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>>53211981
God, I NEED bovid Billie.