/biz/ - Business & Finance

FUCK POWELL
FUCK CENTRAL BANKERS
FUCK BAGGIE
FUCK YOU

BBBY

first for baggot threads are shit and JPow is going to pivot come Feb 1st

First for "isn't it hilarious how the entire US market dumps in unison even though no one at a central bankers meeting in Sweden has said anything even remotely concerning the US economy?"

Lol totally reasonable! Outlaw short selling and see how quickly the market stops acting like this

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53207733
has potential

Anybody else buying AMD calls for their record earnings coming up? Huge beat incoming and record guidance

>>53207764
if i had the money i would be buying puts and shorts on any of that chinkshit

>>53207656
>what would you do?
Bro, remember that all this stock shit is just buying and selling. If you're too nervous about buying and selling stocks, etc, literally buy and sell anything. Anything you can get a deal on and flip, anything you can refurbish. I don't know how much your job pays but if you consider $50k a lot I'll assume you'd be able to double your monthly income flipping just a few items.
Over time you'll probably discover that the beauty of the NYSE is you can buy and sell without craigslist ads, and maybe you decide to study trading harder.
But you can get a lot of peace of mind right now having $50k behind you, and use that comfort to try to make money faster than you have been up to now, so that in two years you laugh about the time you thought $50k was a lot.

tfw Jpow jewtube stream with chat enabled is literally like 4chin pajeets shitting up /biz/ with crypto gargabe

Coinbase gon go up

>>53207782
based, semi's are absolute garbage

Is this Powell being hypocritical or is this Powell basically saying "Politicians please fuck off & stop me having to talk about le minorities, le climate, all the time, I'm here to talk about money"

REAL THREAD WITH LINKS:

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>>53207750
im doing good and i just bought

>>53207719
Bad bake, Namefag, delete your thread.

>>53207782
>Shorting the bottom
lol never change

>>53207806
Thread splitting is fucking obnoxious man

come on lets get this rally started already. Retard bear faggots sold 2% yesterday because they were scared of powell talking about solar energy fucking LOL. Pussies

>>53207792
>No one has any idea how that happened
Literally everybody knows how that happened.

>>53207835
It's going to be an entire week of black days in remembrance of Martin Luther The King Jr.

>>53207835
Doesn't matter if it's illogical, Big Money has enough money to short everything into oblivion with leverage. They've done it for an entire year already. Greedy faggots gonna greed.

missed shorting the top again.
Kill me bearbros

Why we pumping still?
This shit is so rigged.

>>53207822
>taiwan not even blockaded yet
nigger you couldnt seen the bottom of the nasdump if someone gave you a fucking hubble telescope

I sold my calls . I cant bear it

get those shorts in reddit!

>>53207872
Because Powell is going to give us 25 benis points according to Fed Whispers. Fuck you

utterly untradeable

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>>53207882
Stop bumping this thread, move to real thread

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>>53207908
that thread is fake & gay

>>53207908
Bumb :DDD

>>53207908
this thread was made first, fuck off

AMD calls NOW

>>53207929
you're real (unfortunately), but really gay tho

we're pumping I FEEL IT

To the newfag that called me a newfag, i was on /SMG/ trading memestocks like Sky People Fruit Juice while you were still listening to Linkin Park on Myspace and browsing WSB.

To the /biz/raeli that wanted to know more
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/world-skypeople-fruit-juice-spu-175205932.html

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/12/19/tiny-fruit-juice-company-soars-on-speculated-move-into-bitcoin-that-likely-isnt-real.html

https://money.cnn.com/2016/09/01/investing/skypeople-fruit-juice-china-crazy-stock/index.html

>>53207984
stop bumping

>>53207984
It's not like there's a green dildo on the 5min or anything. Just pure traders instinct

>>53207908
The real thread is the one that takes off, not the one you want to take off.

>>53208033
The other one got more replies

>>53207734
They still saying he's going to pivot soon? It's been 7 months already and nothing changed

If you own a business, and that is what stocks are, ownership of a business, the goal is to make money. Yes, you can buy shares and ideally you will see the value go up, but that value is just numbers on a screen. It does you absolutely no good unless you actually exchange that value for money. Now you can sell your stock, but then you'd no longer own it.

Dividends are taking some of the profit out of the company and paying yourself, which is the goal of any business. You still own the same number of shares, you own just as much of the company, but you're paying yourself from the profits the company is making. A well established company absolutely should be paying dividends to its shareholders. Don't ever let anyone say that dividends are meaningless.

>>53208044
by a bunch of people from the reddit, who pick their buttholes and then chew their finger nails. you cant have those posters we don't want them.

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>>53208071
What are your thoughts on minorities, baggie?

>>53208091
fuck 'em

>>53208061
Good point, unfortunately, you're a namefag, invalidating your post

>>53207882
>>taiwan not even blockaded
>he thinks that's how bad things get
You're for a wild ride

i let a coin flip decide if i go bull or bear right now.
Bull it is.

>>53208143
I prefer to use i-ching before entering any position.

I'm sure bear markets bottom when growth leads value, I'll be lmaoing at you retard bulls when in a year from now we're at 2400

No deposits, no loans, no deals! Banks are going to get absolutely crushed on friday! Im laughing, I know I shouldnt be but Im laughing!

>>53208204
Growth is dead, right now it's all about finding profitability with 0 debt.

BUDDY

>>53208209
Banks are going to show losses, and it's going to send shockwaves throughout the financial markets.

>>53207908
Bumping this thread

>>53208209
>implying they won't bullshit their way out of it

meme stocks is the way trust me i know market pscyhology everyone is desperate to get rich quick and shorts are going to need to cover. we aare about to have another meme stock explosion i just bought cheap calls for APRN in case. anyway thats my market hypothesis

>>53208243

job's not done until your job is gone

Eyyo jannies what the fuck happened to "no thread splitting"? Fucking lame. Pretty easy rule to enforce.

>>53208021
why would that be on your mind?

Fucking SPX piece of shit fuck you

point and laugh at retarded mumus

>>53208385
I can't just yet since nvda is still trading in triple digits.

>>53208385
You quite literally have zero justification for a market-wide selloff happening right now, especially after a year of red.

>>53208455
the reason is that there are more sellers than buyers

>>53208455
>no more free money
>You have zero justification for not buying goy!

>>53208477
I seriously doubt it. In reality I'm guessing that there are just a few whales with billions of dollars who have gotten absurdly greedy with leveraged index shorting. Otherwise why would literally everything move in sync every time there's a fucking headline?

>>53208540
I dunno, it looks green to me.

Did Jerome say anything important at the meeting in Sweden?

>>53208590
He wont make the fed a climate policymaker.

>>53208596
Looks like his days are numbered. The F.E.D. needs to be a leader when it comes to climate policy. Dude could literally control the weather just by moving the interest rate and injecting more money into the system, but if he's not going to save the planet we need to find some one else who will.

>>53207740
First for seething kek

what's for lunch, /smg/?

>>53208934
Frozen pizza. I have a cold. Otherwise i'd make myself a nice stew to stalk a chilean subhuman to

>>53208942
baby you got a stew goin'
who the fuck makes stew for lunch though? It takes hours. Unless you mean leftovers

What a boring day, it's just going to stay a +/-0%

>>53209136
You're watching the wrong things.
Oil has already gone from +/- 1% and back twice now.

2hus owe me sex

>>53209161
Why is it so fickle? What the fuck is going on? Obviously one side is wrong, but who's side is wrong?

>>53209180
>Obviously one side is wrong, but who's side is wrong?
Interesting take. Care to elaborate?

Reminder that Q4 estimated taxes are due this week.
Pay on time or pay the fines.

Ty sbny bro

>>53209211
I'm self employed an have an LLC set up so I guess I'm technically required to pay taxes quarterly but how the absolute fuck am I supposed to accurately guess my income?? My income is sporadic and can vary by several thousand each year, why should I just give the government a fucking loan every quarter?

>SOXL
LOGGED and CLOGGED

>>53209295
You would have your cpa estimate it based on previous year and/or guessing. You dont have to do quarterly payment, just depends on how youre set up.

>>53209211
Haven't paid taxes in 10 years, the irs pays me

>>53207719
>Those 30m support wicks

Pain without love
Pain, can't get enouuuggh

>dump for a year
>ITS GONNA CRASH SHORT SHORT SHORT TWO MORE WEEKS
bears are such greedy retards

>>53208934
I've got some quick ramen for today, but I'm looking up how to make some tasty homemade soups to eat a bit cleaner

>>53209295
Most of the deadlines are set after the end of the quarter. If you had no earnings one quarter, you can theoretically skip it.
No idea how you're supposed to handle Q2 though. June 15th deadline is before the quarter even ends.

I just pay mine evenly based on previous year's income. The maximum due is 90% of your previous tax bill, anything beyond that can be paid in April.

Neon puts anyone?

CANDY CORN EDITION

>>53209382
One the one hand, yes. On the other hand, Nothing about the economy right now is very different compared to what it was doing a year ago, aside from ATHs being a few days old instead over a year old now.

>>53208934
Tacos again, ITS TACO TUESDAY!

H-Hello?

get in PRE now

>>53209396
I just don't see the point in doing this if I only make like 22k/year. And the catch is that if I want to start doing it this year, I have to pay taxes in April and then basically pay quarterly taxes at the same time. It just feels like a system set up by people who either never have to use it or who have so much money that they just pay someone else to deal with it.

is possible to get gf?

BLOOMBERGANON
IS IT TIME TO GET SHORT SBNY???

THIS TIME, I'M CALLING IT A DAY

>>53209382
It went straight up for 13 years with zero pullbacks until the rona + money printer. If little over a year is considered long to you, you just might be a crypto fag and need to leave this general

>>53209396
Q2 only covers the fourth and fifth months. You pro rata the income 12/5, calc the tax, and pay Q1+2 5/12 of that.

NFLX produces absolute shit, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do you guys invest in stocks when you could start your own business and make more money? Much better leverage.

>>53209459
Very nice, you can stop trading for the year

up up up

>>53209471
you don't have to talk to stocks
(unless you want to)

By the price of bonds, does the treasury market look like it believes the Fed will keep interest rates at or above 5% through 2023?
What would the prices be if it did believe the Fed?

not to sound like a cuck but my girlfriend goes on a week long work trip with her (male) coworkers every month and it's starting to really grind on me

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>>53209492
It's over

>>53209492
Does she still have her feminine cock or has she cut it off already?

>>53209492
Dude, it’s just work

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>>53209471
I have a business, I just work from home so I long trade on the side.

>>53209492
she really starting to grind on them too, nahmean?

>>53208209
Say a prayer for my put options on the banks, bros. They expire this Friday.

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>>53209541
Does this mean the fed will lower rates?

>>53209492
Week long work trips are so exhausting. I bet she comes back really spent.

>>53209558
>They expire this Friday.
Yep, banks crashing on Monday

>>53209491
more important in this question of yours is to look at the yield curve, and how yields are in relation to each time series
from this you can see that in 6 months to 1 year, the bond market is expecting the Fed to cut rates
if the market didn't believe this / wasn't trying to play chicken with the Fed, we would see rates across the 2 year, 3 year, 5 year, 7 year, 10 year, 30 year all much higher, but especially those for the 2 year 3 year - they would be much closer to the terminal rate, which is right now ~5.4% (based on the most recent Fed voting members speeches on it)

>>53209541
What does “the upside” mean? Does that mean the yield goes higher and the value of the bond is lower or vice versa?

>>53209492
Unironically over. End it amicably.

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>>53209541
This motherfucker is mixing up metrics too. Decimals and “basis points. Fucking pick one v

>>53209571
it means the market thinks the fed is gonna cut
>>53209586
yes higher yields

>>53209586
It means higher yield

WWE, sell and take profits or hold?

>>53209602
>the market thinks the fed is gonna cut
It will be a bloodbath

>>53209604
I'd sell

>>53209492
The only way out is spy on her phone & figure this shit out without her seeing. If you accuse her of shit & she is doing nothing then its over she wont let that drop. If you ask her and she is she will lie & then its over because she knows you suspect so she will make your life hell. Literally just spy on her phone, for your own mental health & end that mental cucking once & for all.

>>53209602
Yes, and the market can’t be wrong, right

>>53209492
>gf is with another man for 1/4 weeks
>thinks he isnt sharing holes
Look m8, it's better you found out now before you're married...

>>53209492
Does she stay late at the office or go in early to “work”? Has she put more effort into her appearance, especially around those times? What type of clothes does she pack? Is your sex life getting worse or nonexistent? Is she very moody at you for no reason? Does she give the impression that you are an inconvenience to her? Does she hide her phone? Does the phon heave a lock that you can’t get into? Phone face up or face down around her? Does she always take it to the bathroom when she goes, or in general keeps the phone and the screen away from you?

>>53209492
It's literally over. She will never admit it to you but she is dating one or all of the coworkers.

>>53209492
The only solution is to make friends with her work friends and then fuck them. Then you are both even.

>>53209622
Only good advice, it’s such a fucked situation cuz you can’t ask her without her going nuclear in either case, either to cover her tracks or in the case she genuinely is just working. Of course if she suspected you were cheating on work trips, I’m sure she would feel fully entitled to demand to see your phone, it’s a very one sided thing with women and showing insecurity. Kinda fucking blows
I’ve been with girls I just k n o w are cheating on me on trips with their “friends” and if you ask they just flip out and lie to your face. Either spy for your own sanity or just end it. Or risk asking her directly if you think you can trust her and she’s understanding but that has a 5% chance of going well at best

>>53209625
I wish I was the market. I’d be so optimistic about the future.

I missed the bottom ..

>>53209492
This is bullshit and she is cheating. Most HR departments will ensure that a lone woman is not travelling for long periods with groups of male colleauges. If there are other girls with her, then it might check out.

Just fucking straight up confront her about your concerns. I guarantee she is surprised you haven't brought it up sooner.

cash

>>53209673
I dont actually believe she's cheating on me. She's too autistically into the whole "working professional" thing and wouldn't jeopardize her career (she's in a higher up position) for a quick fuck. But if I have to hear one more story about something Brad did on their night out, or some company event party she went to, or something hilarious that happened on their trip, I think I'm going to blow my brains out.

>>53209492
drop it in her purse. do women still carry those? i dunno.

What time do the banks report earnings this Friday?

>>53209710
Get her to take a maternity leave.

>>53209710
What does she do? If she is in sales and marketing you can't complain that she has to travel to customer accounts man.

SAVA. Look at the SAVA.

>>53209710
>I dont actually believe she's cheating on me
Most people that get cheated on don’t walking around thinking “yeah this person is definitely being unfaithful.”

>>53209710
Dude chill out and tell her you’re bored listening to work related stuff.

WE'RE NEVER GOING DOWN AGAIN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Terrible threads
death to bakers
Also death to anyone that mentions yields and other gay investor shit

>>53209730
If she’s in sales, you should be more worried about the action she’s getting with the customers.

why are there again three smgs in the thread and this one not even has links?

>>53209739
my LPX is going down
haha

>>53209734
>Biotech
Shorting with 20x leverage right now

Should I invest in a company literally called copel /smg/?

>>53209756
Do you know. About. The SAVA.

>>53209479
If you're not cheering on your stocks, what are you even doing in the market?

>>53209734
>one drug biotech
Lol

>>53209764
Yeah. and that drug SAVA is has is going to CURE Alzheimer's, you stupid chuds

>>53209753
Quit being so anti-semetic anon

>>53209774
Sounds too good to be true

>>53208934
taco bell, gonna get me 4 of the dollar menu Spicy Potato Soft Tacos

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>>53209779
SAVA demonstrated a full reversal of Alzheimer's symptoms in patients in just 28 days. All relevant inflammatory biomarkers all went down at once. With extremely high correlation.

This is bullish right?

How many meals do you soom a day, smg?

>>53209753
shit is fucked
market trying to price in a pivot
JPow about to spank that ass next fed meeting

>>53209753
no one cares about links except the autistic bakers.

>>53209799
bullish

>>53209802
Okay, Bill Gates.

>>53209763
What does everyone usually yell? I usually go with PUSH! With all manner of expletives as pre and post fix.

>>53209799
absolutely, all in your favorite semiconductor leveraged ETF

>>53209805
i use the Calander links, which often get left out

>>53209799
The interest rate is going to the moon

I went long on spy with a x35 leverage. Thoughts ?

>>53209817
ok

>>53209814
Usually "CAM ON [ticker}! SCORE SOME FAHKING GOALS!"

>>53209799
irrelevant. Like saying water is wet. Thanks Mister Cocks for stating the obvious

>>53209814
stop having the same color id as me

>>53207764
No amount of good news or fundamentals will improve the situation of any stock UNTIL the market stops being afraid of inflation and its shadow and for that we need a rapid decrease in inflation and a job market implotion. So far we aren't getting neither (but signals of deflation are pilling up) but if the Fed fucks up the deflation angle (just like they did inflation) we are going to be completely fucked because currently markets are pricing in a pivot starting next month and decrease in rates by 6 months. If we get 50bp hike in February we are going to crash market wise really hard only to rebound harder by April.

>>53209827
margin ratio?

>>53209799
Jpow confirmed sending black unemployment to 15% to stabilize the price of fried chicken.

>>53209236
Am I too late you think?

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>>53209829
How do you do Tango chants if you want a stock to go down

>>53209829
Based. When something goes against me I go "zawa zawa" If my stop gets hit I just go "yare yare" like Japanese anime and it always makes it all better.

>>53209797
>alzheimer’s cured 100%
Sounds valuable I admit but when will there be a drug on the market

>>53209799
It's officially over

how exactly does raising rates cut inflation? it just seems to fuck everyone

>>53209827
don't believe you
no one is that stupid

>the market keeps whipsawing again

Oh boy is this exciting, I love whipsaw crab markets, schizo markets are the best

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>>53209856
Phase 2 OL data coming out soon for SAVA. Very bullish! Buy buy buy!

>>53209850
I don't know what those are.

Come to think of it, I don't even watch soccer. I just like the spirit.

>>53209859
less demand for loans less ability to hire people and produce stuff and therfore less demand for stuff. That is the circular theory.

>>53209859
When loans get refinanced they are at a higher interest rate which eventually gets back to the FED and they take the money out of the system.

Is telus confirming a double bottom on the 3 month or is it just pumping for the next leg down?

Also
>Iron ore bros OOOOOOOOOOO

Brazil and Peru bros... What is happening...

https://youtu.be/-Jucwp8wFZc

>>53209859
>rates going up cause line to go down
>everyone poor
>poors can't spend because poor
>no inflation
>look reddit we fixed inflation
haha

>>53209883
but isn't less production bad? that means sales fall

>>53209856
FDA just approved a drug that doesn’t show any clinical benefit for Alzheimer’s

>>53209895
irrelevant shit that will be over in less than a week

>>53209904
and with it inflation. Cant sell stuff for many shekel when nobody has the liquidity to buy stuff

>Oil.

>>53209904
>sales fall
Which generally means prices then drop so shit eventually will get back to normal, or at least that's what you're hoping for.

Why are zoomers like this?

>>53209932
Isn’t this just how all women operate subconsciously

SNIBS AT YOU

>you're coping
yes

>>53209941
>>53209932
because they are children

>>53209895
Literal nothingburger when it comes to Brazil
Peru same
Bolivia has some potential

>>53209941
Yes

>>53209924
but in reality everyone loses money and as sales fall, layoffs start etc.

>>53209907
How can they call it a drug if it doesn’t do anything.

lumber being raped is incredibly bearish for the entire market
i have a bad feeling about this

>>53209941
Yes.
>Date girl who wanted to become a teacher.
>Gets teaching gig.
>Starts complaining that she actually has to manage a full classroom.

>>53209962
sure, which creates a feedback loop in which less people are hired, less is produced and less bought; and if the power that boomers have elected for 60 years deem it to be time to pump the market the cycle restarts. That is the life in a steered authoritarian communist planning economy

what BBBY doin

>>53209983
the other problem is that boomers squandered shit away and now are working and wont retire fucking us.

>>53209962
An unfortunate side effect but necessary like >>53209983 said. This is the price we have to pay for the last several years of absolutely retarded spending and money printing. And then at some point in the future if they feel like the economy is in a slump they'll give it a kick in the pants and turn the money printer back on.

sbny keeps getting downgraded, their warnings about to be brutal

>>53209971
It does something to amyloid plaques, it just has no benefit to Alzheimer’s symptoms

Any daytraders here who use japanese candles (Heikien Ashi, Renko, Three line break etc.) sucessfully? Any tips or resources for using them in TA?

>>53209993
creating a new generation of bagholders

Why are you guys allowing baggot to make threads? Where is early baker anon? If you took the worst thing about niggers and combined it with the worst thing about Jews, you'd get baggot.

>>53209993
Going bankrupt
Surrendering market share to based OSTK

>>53209996
what. Boomers are retiring in record numbers and are a strain on inflation because of the social security packages they voted for themselves, be it public subventioned pensions or social security in form of a higher demand for subventioned medical assistance

>>53210024
social security is the biggest scam.i'd rather opt out and put that $ every check into VOO

>>53210011
name fags should be banned from baking

>>53209980
I need said raping to actually affect retail prices. I've been putting off a project for over a year now because the cost of plywood is retarded at the moment.

>>53209796
Kek, have a similar meme.

>>53209799
what people dont realize is that the fed's most useful tool is their communications. giving guidance influences markets more than benis point movements. it's crucial for them to continue on their 'communications' component of their will in order to drive preferable economic conditions. when there is those conditions are inevitable, the tone will do a 180.

>>53209932
They have never known a world without zero% interest rates which makes our economy a hotbed for speculation. They know about crypto and people making insane fortunes overnight and they are probably very in tune with the idea of making a quick buck ontop of whatever schooling they get funneled into.
People don't understand that you used to actually make good returns on savings accounts. You used to see 14% mortgage rates. You did not see massive moves in stocks like you do now which makes it much easier to sepculate, and stock did not ALWAYS go up like they did for the last decade. People, including millennials are in for a rude awakening. Seriously, go read "A Random Walk Down Wallstreet" to get a glimpse into what boomer investing was like.

>>53210030
And, nobody stops you from doing so. Only issue, if you are active and still pay taxes you pay also social security. The entire public subventioned welfare orgie is bankrupt since the mid 90s and has been probbed up by reshuffling income tax into those pots.
The only way to opt out is dont pay taxes rob the pots

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>>53210045
>fed's most useful tool is their communications
Why don’t they just tell people to spend less to bring inflation down?

Frankly, I think modern welfare is gay.

>>53209454
4 months ago when I originally told everyone to short it was probably better

>>53210074
because people don't do what they're told, so they'll scare you in order to control you.

>>53210050
unfortunately i'm a w2 wagie so that's not an option

>>53209799
We're back to bad news is good news and no news is also good news and good news is fucking cum on face good news

>>53210092
full time criminal, disability, monero

>>53210084
Warfare also

>>53210091
And what is it that they scare people with? Spend less or we raise rates?

>>53207740
but we are up 0.3%

Bears are awfully quiet

>>53210107
they're signalling that harder times may be ahead to prevent hard times from being ahead for as long as they would be if they didn't signal

>>53209980
Bro I've literally worked in this plant on that machine before, fuck off with this picture. Fond memories hiding behind sawdust piles on graveyard shift so i could trade oil opennings. Wtf lol.

VIXbros, not like this...

>>53210107
Well, eventually the real-world implications trickle down to the average person.
>credit card interest rates go up
>mortgage rates go up
>companies start laying people off and hiring less
It's not even so much that you'll be told to spend less, you'll have no other choice because shit costs too much, your minimum credit card payments are too high, rent/mortgage is too expensive, or whoops lost my job can't afford shit right now til I get another one.

Good morning. I hate niggers, kikes, homosexuals, trannies, federal agents, and baggot.

I hope you “b-Buh you can’t just keep the money printer on” faggots are happy now. Fags.

>>53210166
Rank them based on hate.

How many of you are betting that the nasdaq will go under 10k?

>>53210187
kikes
niggers
trannies
baggot
homosexuals
federal agents

>>53210185
bear crab wins, lets reduce monetary base down to 1980 levels for the lulz

>>53210107
Think, stupider. Think like the average normie that doesn't put more than 2% of their income in investments. What makes you afraid?

FUCK SILVERGATE

I went long on shit and poo and im up 10% . Should i sell ?

How do we profit off of this

>stocks trading flatter on news of stocks trading flat
crab bros what's your strat?

>>53210243
If you have to ask, yes

>>53210248
sell options

>>53209449
>SOXL bagholder
>keeps seething autistically about "line go down on no news"
>22k/year
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO

>>53210197
Baggot is a kike nigger married to a gook tranny so I dunno how he's not higher.

>>53210204
we've been bear crabbing for 12 months
truly unstoppable

>>53210247
own the index. giants are likely to come in and buy out the winners. msft looking to buy openAI for $10b

pivotards...

>>53210287

>>53210286
He gets some leeway because he posts here.

>>53210248
Typically I sell BTU puts.

>>53210287
i-i-it's beautiful...

>NEGG was trading above $70 almost 2 years ago

>>53210302
Ugh pump or dump, this forever crab is torture

>>53210316
Im assuming that was some negative cash flow growth stock?

>>53210197
I was definitely expecting baggot to be in the number 2 spot at least

>>53210287

>>53210302
We’ve been slowly crabbing upwards for a while

>>53210321
sorry to say but we bear crab for the foreseeable future
don't fight the Fed
higher for longer and all that bullshit

>>53210316
How much do you think it's actually worth?

>>53210354
That's a hairy crab bro

>UVXY

>>53210354
I can fucking hear that tin drum in my fucking head AAAAAAAAAA

>>53210300
>Fed: Play chicken with us and die in a twisted car wreck
>Bulltards: BULLISH BUY BUY BUY

>>53210306
someone post the duck edit

what kinda job can I get with a BS in math?

>>53210300

>>53210377
When are they doing there 1000th reverse split?

>>53210383

feds been wrong literally every time. Why would you expect any level of competency from the public sector

>>53210393
wendys drive through

>>53210393
code monkey

>>53210393
Math teacher?

>>53210405
kinda what i figured. has anyone lied about being a black female on job applications to get an interview?

>>53210398
fed is private you RETARDED CUNT!!!!!

>>53210419
This is an underrated first step in a promising career.

>>53210433
nah im just kidding dude you can get any job you apply to if you have skills to work in the job

math is a respected field. even philosophy degrees can get jobs in business/finance because of ability to use logic

just get a cert in the industry you like to help

>>53210455
kek

Bears got btfo and stoped posting

>>53210448
Congress can hire and (theoretically can but doesn't) fire you, you don't have to make money, and there are no competitors. The Fed is a public job that'd make Coke Boomer blush.

>bake at 300 next time
>>53209866
>>53209866
>>53209866

vvix is at a 4 year low, where are the hidden tigers?

Today my employer announced that they're going to lay off people matching my qualifications and job description.

>>53210470
pivot me harder baby
OOOOOOO

>>53210480
If I could push two buttons to remove $100m from either hedgies, Ryan Cohen, or every single GME shareholder, I'd press the last one twice.

>>53210488
>if i get laid off i get 85% of pay cheque for a year
>if i quit i get nothing

god i wish that was me

>>53210480
you fuck

Next
>>53210521

>>53210521

>>53210521

>>53210488
Real estate, crypto, or AI?

>>53210519
laugh at this man, he fell for it

>>53210393
Accountant

>>53210513
can an employer fire you for not answer the phone on your day off and coming into work? I'm in a right to work state btw.

>>53210488
https://youtu.be/l4-8eh3caY0?t=181

>>53210392
He’s literally me.

>>53210526
AI, but the layoffs don't happen until February

>>53210351
*CLAPS*

>>53210603
And look on the bright side: you no longer have to be called a "scalien".

>>53210624
There's no need for that

>>53210637
I don't work for them tho

>>53208243
>meme stocks is the way trust me i know market pscyhology everyone is desperate to get rich quick
Unfortunately this is true. The problem is they've shown they can shut down a squeeze (see GME all while their baggies think the squeeze didnt happen, it did only it was cut short).

I have to find a way to get rich because besides this, my business idea, or maybe even buying crypto I have no other clues on how to get out of waging for potentially decades.

>>53210548
If they do, you don't want to work there anyway.

jnug bros ww@