/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53202204
it already has
also
>work
>workout
>vibe
never gets old

>>53202204
the notes lol

>>53202204
>product manager
>did some "work" on the roof hehe

wagies virtue signalling their cages KEK.

>>53202204
these are fake

when are people going to realize the new generation of hollywood and news are reddit and "influencers"

People will sit there saying how they know the truth because they use reddit and its not boomer news or how these tiktiack videos are legit because its not boomer media

>mfw these people are the NEW BOOMERS

Always some semi fat asian hybrid with sausage fingers making these. Why?

Affirmations:
I am beautiful
I am brave
I am smart

Things I need to do:
Wank
Workout
Vibe

Manifestations:
Dream car
Dream

Gratitude:
Bf
Job
Friends

So instead of doing what needs to be done, she has instead doodled in a notebook?

FUCKING RICH PEOPLE MAN, I WORK HARDER THAN THIS, I ALSO PUT IN MORE EFFORT AND I WORK MINIMUM WAGE. I ALSO TAKE WORK HOME AND DO IT FOR FREE. IM JUST GETTING ADVANTAGE OF

read the 'notes'

>>53202204
i think it already burst
these people started the layoffs sweeping through facebook, amazon etc

>>53202204
Zuckerberg is a weak midwit. At least Musk fired all these roasties.

>>53202314
>these are fake
/thread

>>53202204
>>53202420

what is all this garbage they eat? it looks disgusting. do they think it looks good?

Whats crazy is it is actually the labor bubble that will burst, tech is about to pop the human bubble........https://www.publish0x.com/the-gem-maniac/super-saiyan-gala-3-xnnzldd

>>53202459
she's ugly

>>53202495
ngl I would ravage her ass for hours

>>53202436
>9 to 5
> arrives at 10:20
tradies seething

>this is the year trade bros
>this is the year
>when those smelly tech bros finally lose their jobs
>and cleaning shit out of a blocked septic tank will finally become the best way to make 100k a year
>our year

>>53202601
This is the year I quit and work in a mine for 130k

Fuck minimum wage

>>53202623
Only works in australia.

Someone please post the one with the teen girls dancing about how they're business owners with startups that got funding?
Anyone remember that?
>>53202623
literally me just got a job in a mine

>>53202204
Product manager

>>53202420
Management consultant

>>53202451
Diversity hire doesnt count

>>53202459
Idk wtf this is kek, prostitute?

>>53202467
Consultant for fucking what? Powerpoints lmao? No knowledge of math, coding, algorithms, or anything but she consults okay sure.

>>53202483
>>53202495
They say the work at a tech company, I gaurantee they're not actually tech workers

>>53202501
She says she tutors on how to have a work meeting at like 00:21. what nigga?

>>53202521
HR in nike

>>53202525
Talent management specialist


Okay you tech bubbles about to burst faggots. From these videos I dont see any sign that randomly people are just gonna stop needing computer programmers, mathmeticians, physicists and the likes.
Roasties have these same positions in every fucking company. Even your local construction company theres some roastie who does jack shit and basically leeches off the company funds. I was genuinely starting to believe some of you faggots till I watched this closely. Which one of these roasties is the top signal for software developers because I don't see it?

>>53202339
I am a senior engineer. Worked 15 hours today, browsing /biz/ before fainting in a corner due to fatigue.
I hate these fucking people so much it's not even funny.

>>53202697
This. Show me multiple women stealing jobs from men and performing subpar work in a coding or engineering capacity at tech giants and I’ll be concerned.

Two friends of mine work at FB and my cousin works at Google and they get worked to death. And it’s all mostly men too. It’s not glamorous, despite the cold brew, beer on tap, and ping pong.

>>53202748
>Two friends of mine work at FB and my cousin works at Google and they get worked to death. And it’s all mostly men too. It’s not glamorous, despite the cold brew, beer on tap, and ping pong.
This. I knew people who graduated top of their classes from Ivy Leagues graduate programs and shit like that. I also know people who "broke" into stuff like investment banking by networking. People working at all of the top tier management consulting companies etc. ... I couldn't believe the dumb shit they're put through. It's like bro you are one of the smartest motherfuckers I've ever met... yet every time I talk to you you're sleeping under your desk at work and talking about how the city in which you live smells like piss.

Fast forward years later and the investment banker guys have all quit or moved on. The management consulting people are at regular companies doing "strategy" for "better work life balance." One guy literally makes light shows. They have the exact problems at everyone else - my wife is cheating, my basement flooded, I had a kid... there are just more zeros in some of their bank accounts.

What the fuck was all of that work for?

>>53202697
>>53202748
These whores steal you salary.
If you are making 200k/year as an engineer, imagine how much you actually are worth since you unironically financing all of these bitches bullshit jobs.
Big blackpill

holy fuck the incels itt who will never get laid seething over a parody video

>>53202204
"Product managers" do fuck all while the engineers bust their asses to meet their ridiculous deadlines

>>53203105
holy fuck the incel in this thread worrying about other people getting laid for posting on a forum huurrr duurrr derpa doo daaa

>>53203195
based

>>53202525
This is the reason why I cant say nigger in overwatch chat

>>53202576
I work remotely. I'm a tech leader, i work 3 hours a day. I supposedly start working at 9:00, but i sleep until the first meeting at 11:00. Bosses thinks i'm the most hard working and diligent guy in the world. I'm extremely comfy.

>>53202204
Her job is literally
>here’s me being cute
So virgin devs work harder for that pussy on the pedestal… she’s a carrot and nothing more

>>53202204
She was bragging about her perfect glamorous life, obviously she selectively won't show any time she actually works.

>>53202459
Solid 6 and those guys look like they are CEOs of their internet blogging company.

I would make a tiktok of myself spending 3 hours a day in a bathroom stall while i play jetpack joyride
because that's actually what i did when i worked at METUHHHH

>>53202204
these are interns and part time workers, who typically work remotely but will see maybe once in a blue moon, you bozo. you fell for their scam and are viewing, liking, and sharing their bullshit, you brain-dead coomer.

>>53202314
>when are people going to realize the new generation of hollywood and news are reddit and "influencers"?
I've been asking myself this same question for what I feel is a long time now...

>Spend several hours in meetings discussing corporate strategy in a challenging economic environment
>Make several important contributions to help gain an edge on cometitors
>Spend precious few minutes having a quick snack and showing followers the workplace, becuase it's a fast-paced, interesting career and we should encourage them to take an interest
>Chuds seethe endlessly with their dicks in their hands because didn't livestream corporate secrets being created
Seethe and then get a real job, chuds.

>>53202339
What they don't show you, is that these type of people are usually the first ones to get let go during a company restructuring

>>53202451
>do i have to code?
>no i do not code
>i will say this
>my coworkers have to code
kek

>>53202314
It’s not fake dude, I barely work myself. Probably a good reason one of my several jobs (RECUR, NFT startup company) had mass layoffs three time in six months and I got canned in December despite being a great employee compared to most people there.

I'm a mid level tech workers. I get worked to death. The roasties you see in the videos do exactly that, planning diversity and inclusion and culture activities that people who actually work will have no time to participate in. The only thing that matters is your utilization ratio (how many client billable hours you record in your timesheet against the hours you are booked).

The good news is that the tech bubble is bursting, and the roasties like them are the first ones getting laid off. About fucking time

Why are normies so proud of their coffee addiction?

>>53202204
This video is obviously is a parody of the other videos posted itt. You guys are so retarded.

>>53203433
ive been thinking this. doesn't work on me after being led on by other girls

i dont get tik tok. is this what being a woman is like? just nonstop attention seeking?

>>53202204

>>53202525
>>53202697
This is the only one I haven't seen yet and it's the only one that's transparent. "Talent Marketing Specialist" AKA her job is literally to make tiktoks about how great her work-life is to advertise for tech talent. The tiktoking IS the job.

>>53204023
>Rewind to 2019
Director of Ops, P. E.
60-70 hr/wk average
80-90% billable
hate life
too tired for kids

>FF 2022
Self employed contractor (construction)
40 h weeks with brother who is carpenter
Dropped the license
Do admin/client facing and help with labor occasionally


Neither of those involve an overpaid roastie to teach me fucking buzzwords and circlejerk macha-flavored PowerPoint presentations on inclusiveness and fucking networking to synergize capacities fntdvnmktevnmkdds

Where did we go wrong?

>>53202204
99% chance this woman got sacked last year.

>>53202451
never seen someones lips fit between width of their eyes

>>53204113
Corporate harems. A lot of HR roasties will sleep with applicants and I'm not kidding. It sounds cringe AF to say this, but I slept with a HR girl after an interview. If she invites you out for drinks that means she wants to sleep with you so you will work for the company. After getting hired, she will just want to be friends.

>>53202339

And you still defend capitalism lol

stand for the anthem wagie

>>53202314
dont forget bizraeli nepotism where their mutt children who express and interest in a niche are boosted to the top

>>53202204
It’s happening now.

>>53202459
that's a prostitute

>>53202204
these are all always the same
>wake up
>bug snacks
>bug snacks
>bug snacks
>go out for drinks every night
and theyre all braindead
I cant wait for the bubble to burst and them to realize just how worthless they are

Anons need to take the roastie pill. I could have made one of these tiktoks today and I am a neck bearded overweight 38 yr old.
I come in an hour early and then go for an hour walk. Get coffee and breakfast after some screen staring. Take long lunch. Do more screen staring and send a couple emails. Dumb meeting. Go for a walk and kill time til I leave.
My actual job and work I figured how to do in a couple hours wfh.

>>53203955
Sound like cope to me

>>53202962
They lived up to their potential, found out what really matters to them and changed their lifestyle to be more healthy. I don't see anything wrong with that, never trying is worse. Also, tons of cash for early retirement.

>>53202569
Does it ever get shown in a bikini or leggings?

Why eating is a job in America?

>>53204670
>They lived up to their potential
In reality they didn't, which is why they burn out and leave the jobs they worked over half of their lives for. You read the part where I said the guy puts on light shows right? He didn't switch from Investment Banking to light shows because Investment Banking made him feel like he "lived up to his potential" sir. lol. In reality, they realized that those jobs are just meme jobs where they get fleeced the most. Have you ever calculated an Investment Banker's salary versus hours worked? Comes out to less than minimum wage per hour annually.
> found out what really matters to them
Uh no they were just getting fleeced lol sleeping under their desks in cities they didn't have time to enjoy getting woken up at 3am by their bosses.
>I don't see anything wrong with that
And that's the problem - these are people who were smart enough to solve major structural problems in our world... being woken up at 3am to work on PowerPoint Presentations to pitch to conglomerates as sales pitches that benefited a handful of people.

The smartest people on Earth are actively being fleeced to make the wealthy elite even richer and elite-r. They burn out when they realize this.
>Also, tons of cash for early retirement.
Actually no, not really. Are you aware of how much an apartment costs in New York city? Look at Deepak's answer here:
>https://www.quora.com/Do-most-investment-bankers-become-multimillionaires-in-their-30s

They worked their ever living asses off for 20 years straight.... when they could have just bought BitCoin in 2011 for a $1 and been richer.

>>53203955
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you really don't understand do you.

MONEY TALKS, MERIT WALKS.

Always has, always will. The sons and daughters of the jewish elite that can't do shit are dumped on these companies because the smart jews don't want them fucking up their shit. So they get these huge titles, huge salary and the fuck shit up because they are dumb.

>>53202436
>>53202420
This is a landwhale in the making

>>53202314
I have a feeling these are all CIA shit meant to drive people crazy.

First affirmation is where she places all her self worth. Her second is what she wants to be (she's not smart). The third is a random thought that popped into her head as a filler.
The fourth is what she wants to be again (she isn't capable)
The final one is a cope after realizing she's written everything she isn't.

>>53204741
>The smartest people on Earth are actively being fleeced
They are midwits.

>>53202204
Do you spend time doomscrolling for these tiktoks, or does someone else collate them for you? Just curious.

>>53203867
>23 y/o
>>understanding corporate strategy and challenging economic environment
>>Make several important contributions to help gain an edge on cometitors
>23 y/o
Get off her dick. No she wont have sex with you.

>>53202451
not gonna lie bros I would definitely date her. no kids but she seems so nice and her refusal to code is a bit based bc coding is for niggerfaggots

>>53204958
She isn’t refusing to code, it is just that pentesters cannot into code.

>>53202451
So this is why software security across the board is second to none

>>53203867
>>53203105
>>53204037

You should go back to redit

>>53204929
he'll donate to her onlyfan, dw

>>53202204
the funniest is how she forced her BF and dog to pretend doing "funny, edgie" shit, because "her life is so excited and awesome" and when she comes home her funny bf does some funny fun.
I bet he cried when she screamed at him in that 5 day period of filming that one particular scene (look at the dog).

>>53202420
she is dead inside, look at her when she is eating.
This kinde of "life" must be horrable

>>53204777
It's meant to whip 3rd worlders up into a frenzy of wanting to live in america so they can suppress wages lower inflation and provide more fuel for the pension/real estate pyramid scheme

>>53202204
>product manager
She will be the product.

>>53202204
Are you the same kind of person that also believes reality tv is actually real too?

>>53204741
True. I guess on the flipside they get money to just consoom at the moment, but you have to ask if that shit is worth it. Do you want more time for yourself or at least less stress vs less pay.
Would be interesting to know which jobs offer that medium between less stress/more time (which is subjective desu) vs the pay. For somebody frugal that might be a good option.

She is a diversity hire, she does not need to work

>>53204716
Because food is shit.

>>53202968
well, I believe Alphabet makes about a million per employee so do the math. Actual value of a senior dev's yearly output is probably around 3 million USD.

>>53204026
Coffee gives an illusion of productivity. Productivity itself is an illusion of actual output.

>>53202436
As a government wagie i had these consultant fucks so much. The neck beard tech consultants you bring in for big complex projects are worth their exorbitant price. But then they just sneak in useless additions like this bitch. I wish we didn't have to consult with them.

>>53202968
You're retarded. The rich fucks who own the company are stealing your salary.

>>53203260
>overwatch
kys troon.

>>53202204
>Vegan
>I NEED coffee
Every single time

>>53205624
I dont see the problem

>>53204026
Because its overpriced goyslop

>>53205250
I tried to find that job. IMO it's not out there. What I experienced was if I worked a "lower wage" job that was fulfilling.... people including management and ownership treated you like shit anyway and tried to pay you as little as possible thinking you're in low wage job because you were forced to be instead of finding it fulfilling. I busted a lot of people's asses in the hierarchy above me because they forgot that I didn't need their money, could quit anytime, had 10x the education they did, and also usually had more experience than they did. Telling regional bosses and ownership to their faces to never speak to me like that again was satisfying and worked but it was no way to build a career. I experienced first hand how idiots let "management" go to their heads.

On the flip side, I tried the banking route. I worked my way one of the C-suite's right hand men at two different jobs... and got to experience the shittiness of that. I had a female C-suite executive as a boss once; she was the best boss I ever had, a real badass bitch. Her superiors - the owners of the company - treated her like shit. Just petty good ol' boy bullshit. It was hard to watch knowing she was one of the most competent and hard-working people in that company. I did the whole job hop for higher pay thing, got $20K raises, all that - it was never worth it for me. I've now worked directly - as in special projects, ask me for internal consulting stuff for like three CEOs... made me realize I don't want to ever be the CEO of a company I don't own and control. They're slaves in their own way.

So I looked. Not sure it's out there unless you own your own business. Corporate America is the land of haves and have-nots just like the economy. Even these tech fuckers... yeah they make $200K but think about how much they're making Zuckerbitch with their lives' work.

>>53202204
I have literally had to take a hard aspirin because of the stress for shitbucks i am on. Thanks OP for brightening my day.

>>53205686
coffee is not vegan

>>53202436
half an hour coffee break

>>53205763
>coffee is not vegan
?????

>>53205763
Go on. How does putting the roasted bean in hot water become non vegan

>>53205818
>>53205817
coffee by definition is not vegan

>>53202525

>>53205836
I see two reasons.

>>53205836
This makes me furious

>>53205846
> dat schnoze
I see three reasons

>>53202339
then quit lol

>>53202204
These whores will be hooking on the streets for a mercury dime by the end of the year

>>53204851
Do companies have these? I know Amway mlm teaches the people it scams to manifest through visualization.

>>53205093
I’ve seen these relationships before ‘live’, that’s him doing everything in his power to stop her from looking at a cuter guy. “Jump through hoops for me Nathan like my dog. Keep me entertained Nathan and make a fool of yourself in public Nathan or I’ll get bored Nathan, and you know what I can do when i get bored and you’re not around Nathan.” Obviously she will be much subtler and these types of relationship that I’ve witnessed last 1-2 months tops before she decides she’s not ready for commitment just yet and then fucks a Chad.

>>53205686
>>53205763
>>53205817
>>53205818
>>53205820
Coffee is a stimulant drug that works by causing stress to the adrenal glands. Vegans have no nourishment whatsoever, so they crave coffee to have enough energy to go throughout the day, as they are constantly tired

>>53206257
ok that makes some kinda sense, still dont see what this has to do with coffee not being vegan

Should I do one of me working from home jerking off and playing elden ring with 2-3 hours of work in between?
Mech eng btw.

It's literally their job retards.

>>53202204
>>53202420
>>53202436
>>53202467
>>53202483 (most blatant)
>>53202495
>>53202525
Advertising her company

>>53202451
>>53202501
>>53202521
Product sponsorship

>>53202459
Just a whore

>>53202962
Responsibility. Someone has to keep the gears of society running. Being at charge actually means huge amount of work, responsibility and having to suffer trough the consequences of your decicions that had to be made in a rush. Someone has to do it or else soon we will be back in an agrarian society.

>>53202204
>>53202420
>>53202436
>>53202451
>>53202459
>>53202467
>>53202525
i'm pretty sure that all those "work-lifestyle" vids that we was recently are psyops by those big companies to justify mass lay-offs

>>53204764

>>53202451
Got them dick sucking lips and fetal alcohol syndrome eyes

>>53202339
>Things I need to do:
>Wank
Work, but I still chortled.

>>53202631
I need to leave Auckland and move to Perth, that’s over double what I earn.

>>53202204
>>53202420
>>53202436
>>53202451
>>53202459
>>53202483
>>53202495
>>53202501
Does anyone have their current socials? Companies are doing mass layoffs of their bullshit jobs.

https://austingmackell.medium.com/explaining-bullshit-jobs-with-monetary-theory-11be9bb99d35

>>53204745
>Alex Jones
>Argues with a clichè
>Blame the jews
/pol/ fags need to back, blantantly obvious they've never worked in a corporate environment.

>>53206257
coffee actually raises testosterone

>>53202204
What's the third affirmation? "I'm an amazing __." I cant read the last word. Lay?

>>53206707
@cececuttino for the black chick. Confused as to what she would actually do to justify an even minimum wage salary. ghosteconomy
Also she has like 10 of those videos and the most popular one has about a thousand comments from other busted hoodrats talking about how theyre going to CS. How she passed an operatingsystems or algorithms class to get a degree is beyond me. probably some beta help on that one.

>>53203989
It is fake dumbass. You are stupid if you dont realize these are essentially recruitment videos

How the fuck is a 23 year old a product manager at Meta? Is she just blatantly lying and fluffing up her position or what?

>>53202339
Rob and cause disturbs.
Rebel against the machine.

>>53204929
by 23 I was working for half a decade
get a job

>>53205974
>Arin Goldsmith
I would have known just by the first name "Arin" but they really do beat you over the head..."Goldsmith"

>>53207035
Testosterone is produced in the testes through cholesterol, which comes from consuming animal fat. I hope that helps, but I don't have time to debate diet with a science fanatic basedboy
Not that I don't enjoy coffee. I love it, aswell as other drugs, but I'm not oblivious to the damage it causes to my health

>>53207405
product manager for a tech company is literally daycare worker for coders.

Except the coders are adults, autistic and socially inept, but intelligent.

>>53207474
You don't know what you're talking about. Testosterone is produced in the testes, but not solely through cholesterol. You probably don't even know what cholesterol is. Not only that, but you're love for drugs shows how delusional you are. Your post is just a bunch of garbage, don't waste my time with it.

>>53207499
Why do they need daycare then? Like what is the project manager doing?

Women only have to look good. Change My View.

>>53207499
The role of a product manager is not a simple task of watching over mere mortals, but a true master of the arcane arts. They weave the threads of technology and guide the work of the coders, who are but apprentices in my eyes. Your comparison is a gross underestimation of their power and influence in the industry. Beware, lest ye be struck down by the fury of the tech gods.

>>53206422
You humans and your big words, responsibility and society. All I know is mud, food, and the occasional scratch behind the ears. But I do know one thing, the farmer is always the one making the big decisions and suffer the consequences, not me and the rest of the piggy gang. We just live our lives and enjoy the simple things, but you humans always think you have to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders. Oink!

This thread cannot make me seethe or demoralize me. I will continue to work hard for a good life.

>>53206444
Finally, someone got it.

>>53202204
clearly they are hired to be the managements sex slaves. there would be no point to spend company money on people like that otherwise

>>53202204
Is this corporate Jewish marketing to get the next generation of wagies to sign up for their cagie?

>>53202339
they aren't rich anon
they temporarily have a cushy well paying (maybe) job in an expensive city

If these are fake and “advertising for the company”, what exactly is the company advertising? Are they trying to hire more useless workers, or are they trying to promote a certain image to customers? I don’t see the point in making these from the company’s perspective really

>>53202748
>worked to death
but /g/ told me that they get $500k for shitposting

>>53208221
Are you serious? Its used to rope workers in thinking they will have this super fun office environment to work in. When the reality sets in that, no its actually not like that, what is them employee going to do? Quit and become unemployed again, unable to pay their own bills?

>>53202204
To be fair, 90% of office slaves are unnecessary and only need to do like 30 min of actual work and spend the other 7h/30min pretending to work. At least she doesn’t pretend

>>53202521
So they have "adulting" cereal now

>>53208277
Owning your own business is the only way to liberate yourself from the Samsara cycle that is the life of a wagie.

>>53202204

>>53202204
All I see is a faggot complaining he didn't got into tech or isn't a young woman with life on easy mode that is being paid by big tech as eye candy for their other workers.

LMAO at you.

>>53202204
its already bursting. Didnt elon fire like 60% of twitter and its still working as fine?

>>53202697
>Roasties have these same positions in every fucking company.

Yeah no shit. The issue is that these companies only need 1/7 of the head count. Look at twitter, Elon took a hatchet to it ans its still working just fine.

And the tech apocolypse is happening. My wife works for a firm that places these exact sort of people at places like Amazom, Microsoft, Google so she is seeing this first hand. Firstly its been contract positions rather than full time now, secondly there has been a flood of these HR and Managers coming to them to try and get placed, and thirdly the number of positions these companies are seekong to get filled has plummeted.

>>53202495
you just know that every dork she works with has done extensive research into every single aspect of her personal life.
Having coombait walk around the office has to be the most distracting thing ever

>>53208487
She's not even particularly attractive, she's quite average in my opinion.

>>53205836
fucking kek

>>53203989
>You are stupid if you dont realize these are essentially recruitment videos
I don’t understand this argument. These videos attract the wrong kinds of applicants, people that don’t want to do any real work but still get paid big money. We laugh at “HR roasties”, but one of the reasons they exist is to sniff out people like that.

>>53202204
I can't wait until historians look back at this time and laugh at us for not seeing the writing on the wall, only for them to wind up doing the exact same thing

>>53206312
Make one where you hang yourself with a rope

>>53204716
/sp/ put it best
https://vocaroo.com/1mhVETzicUov

>>53202204
be very careful around these types of bitches
I was unlucky enough to have the middle aged version of this as a “trainer” at my first temp job, couldn’t last a month. all she did was walk around and hang out with people and all of my work kept piling up

>>53208487
she has a gut already she’s basic

>>53202204
My wife works for a gaming company as upper management, and I can confirm that her day consists of naps and starbucks and hanging out all day...for 105K a year with 2 hours a day max overtime.. she makes damn near 110k if she actually does that. It's so funny watching her bitch and moan while she shoots heroin and nods out, wakes up then goes to meetings like it's nothing. So impressive.

>>53209643
>It's so funny watching her bitch and moan while she shoots heroin and nods out
why is your wife on heroin? that sounds pretty serious anon.

>>53202451
of all the people featured in this thread, she won't get fired

>>53205836
When she got her dream job at Blizzard, why did Blizzard give her a shirt 2 sizes smaller than it should be? Am concerned that it doesn't seem professional or appropriate for a modern workplace.

>>53204138
Kek. The comments from bizraelis make me laugh every time though

>>53202467
>22yo consultant
What the fuck can she consult me on? Sucking dick at frat? Nail polish color? No thanks.

If I got such "consultant" as a client I would resign and withdraw from services straight away.

Those whores might call themselves consultants but they are probably some lowest tier helpdesk who try to sell shit cable TV to boomers on the phone

>>53202204
One more thing.

I've just noticed that when you have a problem with literally any modern service, some hardware, banking, machines, systems - fucking whatever - first thing you do is calling the provider. Who picks first? Female. It's always a female who greets you, listens and all that she do is passing your call further. They will forward your call until eventually some dude picks up and fixes your problem straight away or at least gives you a detailed explanation what might be wrong.

That is what those "consulting" zoomer whores do tops. Forwarding problems but never add any value.

>>53202451
Mercy

>>53209960
The junior consultants do excel/ppt makework while the sr consultant heckles them. The partner already knows what the outcome of the consulting engagement will be - its whatever management wants - but this way management doesnt have to take the blame if it goes poorly. Consultants are merely cover for managements desires, simple as.

Jews won

My life as management consultant in IT
>minimum 10h a day of stressful work with impossible deadlines
>gym
>fall asleep
>repeat until a yearly Christmas burnout where I spend at least 14 days sick
>repeat ad infinitum

>>53205836
>Goldsmith

>>53202204
>I got rejected for a 40k entry level analyst position after getting grilled by a panel of 3 for over an hour.

It's all a fucking game, in my experience. Merit gets you know where at least and exploited and burned out at most.

>>53205138
I can 100% see this. The only way the big brains can figure out how to make everyone prosper is by growth. Need more growth goyim, but if they still too much from americans to the point where the birth rates decline, well then they just let in a bunch of Venezuelans to be the new underlings.

I have seen this thread since yesterday. Wtf is happening with /biz/? Is it really so dead?

>>53202420
>>53202436
They can't stop eating lmao

>>53202204
At this point it's more the services bubble or even the woman bubble. It's amazing that people have pushed it this far without providing any tangible profit or benefits from their "work".

>>53202204
The problem is that is not a bubble and never going away. MIGA boomers will continue to seethepost from their f-150 but it won't change a fucking thing. Like WMAF, technology will just escalate from here.

>>53202725
>pic
Who was in the wrong here?

>>53202314
It's not fake, my team has about a 3:1 ratio of developers to "PM"s (Program manager? product manager? no one knows because they dont fucking do anything)
The only time I ever interact w/ them is when they give me bullshit busywork tasks that their manager told them to get info on (which ultimately doesnt get used to do any useful decision making). The thing is the entire PM org is just busywork where they're glorified secretaries at best, and at worst more work for the devs. they're also known to be the role you go to if swe is too hard or if you just want to work less (a lot less) hours
I think my team has a worse ratio than more teams, but (assuming the average is 5:1) imagine how many bullshit jobs there are at all the major tech companies (I know not all of these are dev or PM, but it gives you an idea)

>>53203867
>>Spend several hours in meetings discussing corporate strategy in a challenging economic environment
I've had meetings w/ and w/o PMs, you are the most unfocused, unproductive people in meetings, who love nothing more than to plan the next meeting in a meeting instead of actually discussing anything of value

>>53205818
Cause it has cockroach body parts in it

>>53210031
this, but with Jeets. Any time I had a major IT issue at work I've contacted IT, which is contracted out to India. I spend time explaining my issue to the Jeets and after a couple of days when they make 0 progress on the issue, they escalate it to some white dude in the US who fixes it instantly...

>>53213688
Yeah, we're nowhere near the bottom on tech stocks.

>>53202204
Why is it about successful young women that makes fat lazy uncles seethe so uncontrollably?

my gf is a consultant for one of the big 4 making 6 figures wfh. she put together a jigsaw puzzle last week

>>53206422
Bro are you even reading what you wrote?
> keep the gears of society running
These people could disappear tomorrow along with their entire firms and the world would keep turning. Do you really think the world "need" McKinsey & Company? Like when you sit down and really look at what McKinsey does... do you honestly believe after giving it critical thought that the world "needs" them?

(We don't need them). The only reason firms like McKinsey & Company exist is to continue rich people's generational wealth. It works like this - Harvard grad goes to work at McKinsey. He writes lots of reports. Those reports (that don't do much of anything) are then purchased by other Harvard and McKinsey alums that *used* to work as management consultants but were then brought into actual corporations that produce things by... you guessed it... other Harvard and McKinsey alums already working at that producing corporation. Why do Harvard and McKinsey alums that currently work at the corporation pay for these bullshit reports? Because they owe their position to other McKinsey and Harvard alums.

And guess what? After the report writer currently working at McKinsey writes enough bullshit reports whose results are never tracked (and most of the time aren't worth the paper they're printed on) guess what happens? He's hired into the corporation near the C-Suite level above other people who actually put in the work at the bottom on the front line who actually understand the company from a bottom up perspective because... you guessed it... a McKinsey and Harvard alum brought him on. Then they all donate to Harvard. And thus the cycle continues.

It's just the rich and elite keeping their rich eliteness. It's two-steppin' Nepotism and one of the major reasons large corporations eventually fucking die.

Meanwhile teachers, who are in charge of the country's most valuable resource called children, are paid and treated like dog shit.

>>53205836
why would you want to work for a gaming company when you have zero gaming experience? it just doesn't make sense. you'll be surrounded by nerds.

>>53203428
based & also relatable

>>53205002
What kind of pentesters have you met that don't know how to code? Those aren't pentesters.

>>53214317
>Meanwhile teachers, who are in charge of the country's most valuable resource called children, are paid and treated like dog shit.

The major distinction you overlooked (because you're a pathetic commie lowlife) is that despite the apparent uselessness of the McKinsey crowd they still make better governors and administrators than 99% of those at the bottom. Additionally 90% of teachers are retarded cretins who beat the spirit out of what few (<5%) worthwhile children exist. However bad the elite are: the plebs are 1000x worse.

>>53204124
yes. every hobby, every interest, and every life goal for women is about seeking attention. it's why they're obsessed with make up and getting dressed up. it's why they're obsessed with having big houses and expensive weddings. it's why they won't stop posting every little thing their kids do on social media.

>>53214497
> they still make better governors and administrators than 99% of those at the bottom
Stop pulling statistics out of your gaping faggot asshole sir. Also, that's a logical fallacy because the people "at the bottom" (whatever the hell that means in your retard brain) don't get the opportunity or sufficient training to be legitimately judged. But I'm sure shit like that is lost on your smooth brain.
>90% of teachers are retarded cretins who beat the spirit out of what few (<5%) worthwhile children exist.
Again with the retard-tistics. Also, cry more bitch. You're the one who pays them via taxes - maybe you should stop insulting them and actually participate in making the education process better. Oh no? Not gonna get off your fat stinky ass? No surprise there.
>However bad the elite are
You wouldn't know shit about it because you aren't one and you don't spend any time with them. I spend and have spent time with both. I know, you're just another asshole with a name instead of a brain.

>>53209643
that IS pretty funny, keep it up anon!

>>53213799
Many such cases. Still I'm grateful for the jeets, I never liked having to ask the boomer to restart his computer and etc.

A friend of mine from grad school got a job working as a consultant for mckinsey like a year ago. She says she loves her job and all the travel. What’re the chances she’ll be a stressed workaholic in a couple years and I can liberate her by swooping in and marrying her. She has like 4 engineering degrees so she wasn’t just a pretty face hire

>>53213799
this post hits

>>53214497
Anon you hit the nail on the head if you made the commie faggot seethe so hard, good job.

>>53202204
Come work at AWS. Zero perks, high stress, long hours, constant firings. It’s a hoot.

>>53214744
>She says she loves her job and all the travel.
What does she actually do at her job?

>>53202204
This is why I don’t work. I don’t want to be a part of this gay society subsidizing women that get paid mid 6 figures to larp as career women at adult day care centres

>>53214365
It’s a Jew that is tasked by her rabbi to infiltrate the gaming industry and inject her globohomo Jewish SJW nonsence into video games

>>53216393
Tech/market research and problem solving for clients for one or two weeks at a time. She told me clients will need a certain skill set or background for a single problem, so they will hire mckinsey to consult real quick rather than hire a whole new person with that skillset. Recently she told me she helped fix construction problems that a company who builds electric vehicle charging stations was having in certain areas in another state. Other times she does market and field research for companies that are considering entering new markets

>>53216463
Well das kool fur her. Happy she found something she enjoys and I hope she can leverage it into the life she wants to build.

>>53214744
>>53216912
Oh and as far as swooping in and marrying her... that depends on stuff other than her job. Her consulting job will break up her time and dictate her life for a few years like you realized, but it depends what she does with it. If she goes on to try and make partner in these firms it's basically her entire life. That life isn't *really* conducive to a typical marriage or family situation. It's one major reason why many of my friends exited into a corporate role eventually. So it all depends on what she chooses to do and what ends up happening. It also depends on what experiences she goes through in the mean time. The consulting life is really good for hook ups and having different hook ups in different area codes of the world. But hook up culture can come with a price.

It all just depends my guy. I wouldn't wait around for her but do check in and reassess every once and a while.

>>53204549
Sales KAM for tech. I just got done getting absolutely BBQ'd well done by our customer becuase of supply chain and technology issues with our production line. Got called incompetent and unacceptable for the third day in a row. 300mil in sales by this customer. Rough few days... most HR rosties would leave that meeting crying... I love the stress.. its fun.

>>53202492
>that will burst
is busting

>>53209001
>We laugh at “HR roasties”, but one of the reasons they exist is to sniff out people like that.
Yeah, too bad they can't fucking that. In fact, they do the exact opposite.

>>53216972
Good observations mate, thanks

>>53210954
I got grilled similarly.
>didnt have a specific set of experience
>wasnt required on the list
>come in
>get mocked for not having said experience by two 40+/50+ ywar old men who think theyre so cool
>couldve just not brought me in for an interview

>go to another interview
>grilled for an hour straight by one female manager and a guy that looks like he hates his job
>manager is clearly incompetent and even states it and how she just has someone else do it
>guess that explains the guys demeanor
>acts like its a joke when it is my turn to ask questions so i can grill them now
>oh yeah as if i care, just gimme high pay, easy job, and leave me alone i will not participate in unpaid company events/"employee led events"

I need to get rich, i cannot do this for 30 years. I either find a high paying job where i don't have to do any of that or accept working minimum wage warehouse jobs/construction.

>>53213081
Soft landing of financial markets combined with what seems to be stagflation. Youre not getting rich if the markets just crab. Youll need tons of money just to get something reasonable at these levels of crabbing. May as well toss it in the bank and call it quits.

>>53214497
>The major distinction you overlooked (because you're a pathetic commie lowlife) is that despite the apparent uselessness of the McKinsey crowd they still make better governors and administrators than 99% of those at the bottom
Kek is someone going to tell him? No? Its not that hard to run stuff, youre deluded into thinking
>muh harvard
>muh mckinsey
Is needed at all. Look at that past several thousand years. You remind me of those people who go to college and seem to think they need a business degree to start a business....

>>53202525
How do get a job like this? Don't care if it only pays 50k