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it's close to crossing the pee pee line.

GOD I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH BAGGIE IT'S UNREAL

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53195829
can yuropoors make liquor without a liconese?

Consumer Credit numbers look fudged as fuck!

>>53195834
Is that the line where (((they)) sell short and leave the goyim holding the short end of the stick?

Take profits before JP speaks tomorrow?

>>53195829
Candy corn is disgusting

imagine that you're on a sinking cruise ship in the Atlantic ocean
everyone knows that the ship is sinking
everyone panics and rushes to the top deck
the ship has filled up with water only on the left side,
which makes the ship tilt to an extreme degree
everyone visually sees the tilt above deck, making them panic more
a hatch breaks below deck, allowing water to flood into the right side
the ship now is filled with water on both sides below deck
it is no longer tilted - the ship is completely flat
everyone on the top deck celebrates - the ship is no longer sinking!
they take off their life jackets, and return to their cabins to go to sleep
the ship sinks
everyone who returned to their cabins dies

this is the current state of the market, with the weak data published last week filling the "unbalanced side"
we are no longer ‘tilting’
but we are still ‘sinking’
there is still ‘water pouring in below decks’
it is just harder to see
do not celebrate that the ship is now ‘flat’,
when the ship is ‘flat’ for bad, rapidly weakening economy reasons
>Q4 ’22 & Q1 ‘23earnings
>5.4% terminal rate
>all time high debt
>layoffs exponentially increasing
>loan delinquencies sharply rising
>economic activity falling off a cliff
>”Business activity, orders measures drop most since April 2020”
>orders measures drop most since April 2020
>orders measures drop most since April 2020
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-06/us-services-gauge-shrinks-unexpectedly-in-worst-slide-since-2020
https://archive.. ph/PdYbQ
we are still taking on water
do not return to your cabin
do not listen to the propaganda ministry telling you to buy
do not allow funds to use you as exit liquidity before the next leg down
>HURRAY, THE SHIP IS FLAT!!!
>IT’S NO LONGER SINKING!!!
>I’M RETURNING TO MY ROOM TO GO TO SLEEP!!!
don’t be that guy /smg/
don’t be a fucking retard
don’t follow the 1st class passengers back to their cabins
just because the ship is flat doesn’t mean it isn’t taking on water

Also, bears get the rope.

>>53195886
>on the left side
port

>>53195898
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53195886
Tl dr. Long SOXL? Yes please

OUTTA MY SIGHT BOBO FECKING SHITES

>>53195907
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53195876
Probably buy puts before close in anticipation for tomorrow. I’m probably going to get burned again but this shit just doesn’t make sense to me. Two days of pumping, fuckin hell.

Load the wagon on bbby boys shit's gonna hit 80. Nigger if you don't, double nigger if you reply

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/smg/ is always more active on the green days than red. WHy is that so?

I told you guys to buy when you saw BUY PUTS NOW

fuck looks like nvda rally is over now

>>53195933
The people want their gains.

>>53195930
k. shorting bbby it is

>>53195933
You know why that is. SOXL_shill lied and /smg/ died

What if today just ends up being another fucking bart? Wouldn't that be hilarious?

How are you guys getting lined up for the big crash anyway?
Shorts/puts are obvious,(staying in cash is probably even more obvious) I'm thinking about what level we place shorts/puts.
We're still "only" at 393, this rally could run a bit but I think it's obvious just based on the yield curve that there is not going to be a soft landing.
I want to get set up for that, idgaf about small wins here.
I honestly think staying in cash may be the best play for now even though it will be difficult to avoid catching the falling knives.

Why do dogs and niggers always steal our white women ? How do we ensure that asian females will only ever belong to whites?

>>53195886
Tfw dying alone in my cabin with no freezing cold gf

Rally stalled the fuck out at 3950
CAM ON MUMER HIT SAM FAKIN ASKS

>>53195965
what if JPow rape hikes us by 75 bepis
that would be so awkward
haha

>work in IT-SEC
>got my email from a recruiter for a position above my current one
>email says they were incredibly amazed at my experience

I'm finally hitting the I.T. big dork leagues bros

>>53195924
Who says it stays up today?

>>53195845
What a handsome man (male)

>>53195966
Bobros is hard job. Even staying cash and buying the bottom is good enough for me.

>>53195989
I don't want to look like I'm encouraging employment of any kind but I'm happy for you I guess.

i think i fucked up a little. one of the funds i have has investments in brazil so i expect it to crash as soon as the value update happens

>>53195989
Congrats- were you actively looking while working?

boil bros I'm thinking we start the second leg here

>>53195986
>>53195966
>>53195935
So people can post these but not pic rel?
Also this rally is not going to fade.

>>53195995
It’s crabbing now, it will probably get another leg up (395 maybe?).

Anyways tomorrow is a red day confirmed. Jerome is the king maker.

Alright, we're heading back into irrational exbooberance territory
>and that's a good thing

I love making posts urging people to make a certain play while I have no skin in the game lol. Pretending is fun. Hope you lose money because of my posts on the future lul.

Based coomers.

everything is green and im missing out

Hi everyone! XD my pronouns are she/her. What can a young lady invest in during this bull run to get a good return? I only have $1000 to invest. Please help me kind sirs UwU

>>53196035
What's wrong with that? I see nothing against the rules

>>53196035
Does it smell like bulgogi?

>>53195989
recruiters do that for everyone in IT in hopes that they get their 2% finding fee. i had to disable my linkedin account because of the constant emails

>>53196055
$WOMN

When the tide goes out, we'll know who was swimming naked.

tranny arrive
bullish

How can the market have it so wrong bros? Valuations should be going down, not up. This doesn't make any sense to me at all. Once the ceasefire is over the Russian civil war will resume, and only through a lasting peace with a united Russia will we be able to get back to all time highs. These short time highs will be short lived.

>TGT goes up while market dumps last week
>Now it goes down while market pumps
what is this

>>53196087
Get ready to pay $20 for half dozen eggs :)

Bobros about to regain control of the market. Not like this mumubros...

>>53196064
is that just super common once you get to a certain level of experience or resume fluff?

>>53196035
this could be bad for gains

>>53196099
I'll just raise my own chickens and sell the eggs at those prices. I mean fuck, a dozen chickens laying a dozen eggs is an extra $100 a week in my pocket.

>>53196106
I don't know why fags think we exited the bear market just because it pumped for 2 days

>>53196106
I need my cash to settle before I sell at a profit...just wait another day bobo...pls

>>53196058
Tranny janny broad strokes everything as off topic.

>>53196107
in my experience it's pretty common if you're in a high demand field, but i don't mean to downplay your experience either. there may be good opportunities that you should check out - i just had no desire to apply/move somewhere else.

RIO just keeps going up

>>53196117
Farming Youtube has taught me that it is not that easy. Not to mention any overhead.
>>53196137
>Tranny janny broad strokes everything as off topic.
Based janny raping off-topic posters
t. Randall J. Weems

thinking a bit and index funds just feel stupid. one day one of the stocks could have massive gains but you probably get only ~2% because the index is like an average and others could even be down that day

>>53196126
because that's all it takes, and when we do finally bottom we're going to rocket up similar to the end of every other bear market.

Anyone else buying calls for CPI? I'm about to turn my fucking portfolio green for the first time in 7 months

>>53195933
Shills.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ATVI GO BACK UP

>>53196211
ATVIs only value is the ip at this point.

>>53196211
I hate women

Boil chads.

>>53196211
>That autism stare
kek All of the Stacy versions of her are over at Meta

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53196248
I love women

where's my lower low

>>53196187
>thinking a bit and index funds just feel stupid
based. you're smarter than the analysts that cover the individual names.

Im up 60% should i sell bullbros????

>>53196226
ATVI has multiple divisions. It's only Blizzard that's fallen apart.
Microsoft is buying those bags regardless.

>>53196279
Probably. Tomorrow doesn't look promising and friday will be blood.

>>53196279
>Im up 60% should i sell bullbros????
In what period of time? What's your re-entry plan? Do you have a use for this cash, or do you assume downside is more likely?

The dump is coming. Soon.

Market will not be getting my money until I stop being paid handsomely for holding cash.

uh oh daly is getting hawkish

Peng!

Its quite simple
We just kill all the jews and the problems go away.
CAMAN MARKET SCORE SOME FAKKIN GOALS

UP UP UP
Fuck jannies

>>53196279
When you're starting to be happy with your gains that's when you can start to unload. Doesn't have to be at once, you can start with a fraction.

>>53195886
this is bullish - this is why the market is rallying
>pic related
this is bullish because central banks will reverse policy sooner, don't you see?
bad news is good news! ;)

>>53196029
I added more. 15k riding at 13.50

>>53196211
>this is why we havent had a decent expansion since legion
>even legion sucked for the first half

I’m trying to be less retarded with stocks this year. How does everybody here actually find information about stocks to know if there is a good chance of it increasing?

>>53196398
nice, I'm gonna wait for another red day before adding back more

what the fuck is wrong with this guys eye?

>>53196410
Just look at the links from last thread.

STOP THE COUNT

Mining stocks
Airlines
Aerospace
Natural gas

>Ticker:BABA
I am now a communist

Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

BUDDY LOOK AT ARKK COMPUTER

>>53196410
They don't. Its just straight gambling and using fundamentals like the RSI/MACD to determine when the bounce will occur. The US Stock Market is just Big Money like JPM and BAC scalping each other and directing the the market based on their Put/Call Ratio while hedging during events like CPI, Jerome, Earnings.

>>53195857
literally everyone can except amerilards
>land of the free

>>53196380
They can't reverse policy without crashing velocity of money with another round of lockdowns.

So uhm...when will it go down again? I'm losing money here

>>53195886
>>53196380
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

-Rudy Greenworth

>>53196468
Why? China rudimentary free markets

TQQQ

How would you guys sum up your 2022?

So that's what it's all about, anticipating a week CPI print huh? Unironically bearish.

I'm so horny it's unreal.

>>53196055
post cock and i'll think about it

>>53196503
*weak

>>53196503
>a week CPI
It's fucking over

Could this be the start of the legendary golden bull?

>>53196196
i'm considering it, but i never seem to get an event to happen 3x in a row, so i'm skiddish

>>53196500

no way this is real

>>53196542
market only melt up from here

This pump is fading. You do see that right? It's hitting resistance.

>>53196507
Sounds like your test is peaking, perfect time to trade

>>53196534
WEEKENDBROS WE GOT COCKY

>>53196542
Fuck pump

Everything blood red through rest of week

DALY: IT'S TOO SOON TO DECLARE VICTORY AND STOP RATE HIKES

>baggot making threads
Things just keep getting worse.

>>53196503
>some literal who twitter screen cap post
jeez

>>53196581
>black anime girl
Into the trash it goes

>>53196053
I’m frustrated

>>53196569
Wait until they realize ((they)) pulled their bids and there is no support.

>>53196581
Like I even want to fuck this cartoon and I only am into 3dpd. How is this happening in winter? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53196491
Well whatever it is they're doing over there it's working better

>>53196608
Nagatoro is a tanned japanese

I didn't buy enough last week. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53196606
That guy's pretty solid, unironically one of the accounts you should follow

>>53196567

>>53196534
KWAB

Guys I am tempted to strongly interpret the dot

>>53196647

>>53196629
>niggertoro is black

>>53196647
It's your account isn't it faggot

>>53196480
>it's illegal so people can't do it
That's a very European sentiment.

Is there something weird going on in the markets because I have been unbelievably horny lately

>>53196679
tate has to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen

>>53196688
Its probably you cuz BBW is -10% and CURV is trading flat.

stop being horny

>We expect inflation in the low 3% range by the end of the year
Unironically bear market cancelled

>>53196719
>we're once again completely wrong about our inflation forecast and dumb fucks are eating it up

>>53196719
>We expect inflation in the low 3% range by the end of the year

>>53196679
So glad this arrogant fag is sitting in jail. Not to say nords aren’t cucked, but he needed to be brought down a peg or two.

Anyone have the SBF video of him doing the little dance while being asked about how many shirts he owns?

>>53196737
Tate is based for making niggers like you seethe.

>>53196719
>We expect inflation statistics to be doctored into the low 3% range by the end of the year
We excluded everything that's inflated the most from the count goy, inflation is over.

>ARKK +6%
When I say CATHIE you say SORRY

CATHIE

>>53196768
>Even the Swiss are hurting

>>53196679
Seems like his whole shtick is to say really retarded things mixed up with some Jordan Petersson style truisms and the zoomers eat it up

>>53196713
Nice big bottom on CURV. Tempting for an architect...

Can we just see the jr gold miners explode already?

>>53196768
>central bank
>posting a loss
lmfao

>>53196542
Yes anon of course! Levera max with fututres margin and loans

>>53196768
How do you even fucking do that. what risky bullshit did they buy

>>53196796
>Jr gold miners
>not bayhorse silver
Ngmi

>>53196768
Good thing all that money is just a digital read out. It doesn't matter.

What goyslop do I get for lunch? Thinking about trying Jersey Mikes, any good?

>>53196769
the only niggers on this website are niggerfaggot contrarians like you
>durrrr people don't like him so he's baste

Why the gains sliding bros

>>53196825
see if there's a firehouse around you, chik fil a maybe

>>53196825
jersey mikes is easily the most disgusting food Ive ever eaten. It might have been a one off thing but Im not risking it again

>>53196768
well they don't protect their clients anymore now that they are full EU and give them any info asked. Without that what's a swiss account? Why would anyone put their money there now?

>>53196770
this and they will change and say it will be 5 not 3% by EOY.

>>53196679
>gangsters are someone to idolize
Dudes got the mental age of an angsty teenager, explains why he can get dunked on by a little girl lol.

>>53196825
Jersey mikes is amazing. Last time I went, I got the Club Supreme with extra mayo and meat for 14 dollars. About 5 years ago? I wonder how much that exact sandwich costs now? It was the only perk at my old job.

>>53196808
I should move to Canada.

POV: you just told her you're a SOXL shareholder

>>53195989
Doesn’t really mean anything, the job is probably ass unless it’s a big tech recruiter that actually works for them
>t. Lead engineer that constantly get emails and LinkedIn messages from ranjesh wanting me to come work for an agriculture insurance firm in the middle of nowhere virginia

>>53196825
Jersey Mikes sucks, the bread is trash. Jimmy John's is way better, get the Vito with all the freebies.

>>53196825
Fasting

>>53196876
Her being a huge cunt is such a turn on.

>>53196805

>>53196876
>SOXL shareholder
And I'm reality it's pic rel

>>53196851
I recommend accounts in Andorra or Liechtenstein.

>>53196126
It’s honestly obnoxious, the constant swing between bull and bear euphoria despite not breaking 420 and 360 in god knows how long. It’s a hyper crab market right now just look at the fucking daily

>>53196276
im surprised if it isn't obvious to everyone. with the index you have no control over the tracked stock but if you bought all the stock they track you have fine control over them all and could sell or buy when necessary

>>53196825
Nothing good comes from New Jersey. You should just get some duck soup from your local noodle joint.

>>53196906
>It’s honestly obnoxious, the constant swing between bull and bear euphoria despite not breaking 420 and 360 in god knows how long. It’s a hyper crab market right now just look at the fucking daily

>>53196483
That's why I'm not quitting my job

>>53196876
>>53196889
>POV: you just told her you're a SOXL shareholder

>>53196876
>shareholder
Bagholder*

>>53196825
Jimmy Johns unwich is god tier
I got fried chicken from publix though

>>53196947
Hey, that reminds me I need a new knife.

>>53196876
She's getting up to leave

Opened my first tranche of shorts 10k of NVDA (: feel so excited to be short this stock again!!!! Feels like home. Hopefully they give me time to build it up to 50k

I bought BBBY calls and SPY puts

Is the SWPPX a good option to invest in for Roth IRA?
I have a little bit of money into it in my main Schwab account, but I just opened a Roth IRA as well and figured it'd make sense to invest some of it into that too.

>>53196871
Sneethe niggerlib

>>53196960
See you in a few months

>>53196947
>>POV: you just told her you're a SOXL shareholder @ 75 a share

>POV: you just told her you're a SOXL bagholder

>>53196871
He's a smart guy. Nobody just falls into being the name on everyone's lips. It's just that the persona he presents outwardly is just a product. A brand.

>>53196977

>>53196997
Bro....

>>53196977
This reminds me. The vacuum I got for my gf from BBBY came in. She was really happy when I gave it to her. Then she used it to clean the house. So I got to watch the football games yesterday without listening to her bitch because she was vacuuming. You guys are great.

DIE DIE DIE YOU NIGGERCOCKSUCKING FUCKING SHITFAGGOT MARKET

>>53197009
Jerome is going to bleed the market tommorow and BBBY is squeezing

>>53196983
Brainlett.
>>53197004
>He's a smart guy.
>sets himself up for the most obvious dunk ever
He's a midwit grifter at best, but yes I know its an act.

>>53196982
Sure. They hold 0.5% cash which is a small hidden fee, but it's fine.

>>53196507
>>53196581
stress from when the trade's going against me is when i get most horny
i've lost $400k in sperm alone

>>53196982
Roth IRAs are tax exempt so you want to earn all your short term gains in there. Leave the Boomer index funds you'll sell in 50 years for your taxable account.

>Captcha: DMT DJ
Hell yeah

>>53196769
How is he making me seethe? I’m happy his sitting in jail having his ill gotten possessions seized by police. If anything he is making me gleeful through his suffering.

>>53197032
Best play today would be SQQQ at 48. The market is going to sell off

>>53196769
he's a gross mutt that is being astroturfed

>>53197052
You’re the reason Whites are dying out.

Say sorry.

>>53197070
Sorry, gookfucker.

>>53197067
Tate is a swarthoid lol

>>53197032
Wait the fed talk tomorrow?

>>53197084
Yeah jpow speech

>>53196924
Wow another quality post I am absolutely floored

>>53197067
>Whites
>capital W
pajeet

>>53197083
Yeah that’s what I said, he’s part Black so you’re okay with him losing his possessions. That’s why nobody has any empathy for you people.

>>53197084
Thank you for coming to my F.E.D. talk.

Fed's Bostic: Would Be Fair To Say Fed Is ‘Willing To Overshoot’

Fed's Bostic: Rates Will Have To Stay High For ‘A Long Time...Well Into 2024’
- Data To Guide Fed On When To Shift To Pace Of 25Bps Hike

Plebbit is in the Southwest Airline ticker on Stocktwits crying up a storm. They shorted the bottom lmao

>>53197107
What do you mean "you people"?

>>53197113
>Bostic
>black
Lol uh, I'm gonna pass on that one, bud.

>>53197107
Lol he's just an anoying swarth who regurgitates old PUA fourm posts as a course while having sex with Romanian children, i hope they rape him in prison

Natgas... please... 4.80...

>you people
absolutely sneething

>>53197032
Jerome talking always pumps the market for some reason
Unless he says some bear shit which also isn't uncommon

>>53196608
AHaha, what the fuck is that?

>>53197098
Omfg this is going to be the third time bulls buy before the fed meeting only yo get roped

TLSA 1/20 puts pretty much a safe bet right?

Delta/American > Southwest > Frontier >>> Spirit

>>53197098
What is he projected to say?

>>53197126
he's clearly an antisemite just ignore him

>>53197052
Tate is based, you're paid to shit talk him. Say nigger to prove otherwise

>not trading with BTCminers
you should. BTC is at the bottom
we can only go up

>>53197158
>Jerome steps up to the podium
>Hello everyone, 75 bepis rape hike
>Thank you, no questions
>Whoa black betty!
>ramble jams off stage

Well, I just put in all my sell orders. Hopefully they hit today. I see this pump reversing tomorrow

>>53197159
>Delta
>tfw silver medallion member of delta
Try to breathe on my plebs as you file past 1st class.

>>53197172
lmao, bitcoin is going back to $20 a coin

>>53197190
>Try to breathe on my plebs as you file past 1st class.
Sorry schizo posting today.

>POV: you just told her you're a CHWY shareholder

>>53197113
bond market just keeps calling them out lol

>>53197206
Sometimes... YJK.

>>53195886
>>layoffs exponentially increasing
Get them to manufacture guns, ammo and other things for the US army to replenish their stock + Ukraine.
Also, ran away from Afghanistan too, send the roodypoos there.

>>53197216

I tried jerking off last night but couldn't finish. I'll probably jerk off tonight though, so dumping will resume tomorrow morning

>>53195886
I wish I was laid off

>>53197131
>Guy named Raphael is black
>Guy named Jerome is white

>>53197206
What did she mean by that?

Where to invest if I want to go all in in new technologies from mass effect

Smart money is going long here

The QQQ puts I bought this morning are pretty much worthless. Kek it was a nice try though

Might buy some VEON

>>53197124
>Plebbit
Good reminder. Looks like LULU and WWE are buys while SOFI is a short.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just realized the only reason nvda went up is because cathy sold her stake for more tesla

>>53197250
It's a white woman thing. You wouldn't get it.

>>53197250
no ayylmaos

>>53197250
She wants to settle down with a white guy, but she has fun sleeping with african american guys on the side.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY I DIDNT SELL THE TOP !!!!!!!

>>53197259
Realistic route? Hyundai.
Gamer route? NVDA/AMD

>>53197183
Kek. Eventually we will break away from his dark cloud. SBF was keeping us inline, now we free as fuck

>>53197250
She fucks fido

Robert, it do go down!
aw shit, here we go again

Please leave blackposting in the coloured thread.

>>53197259
Find the most gimmicky, low market cap shit in https://cathiesark.com/

Obviously don't buy her actual ETFs because she includes random, gay trash like TSLA.

>>53196480
i'm pretty sure distillation is illegal everywhere. home brewed beer/wine is absolutely legal in the US

>dow finna turn red

what the fuck was that

>>53197306
What? You gonna discriminate against anyone talking about NACP, UONE, or QSR (the owner of Popeye's)?

kore wa nan desu ka

Lol wtf happened

All in on AMD puts. Anyone else? Up 8% today on 2/3 strike

>>53197206
*just white woman things*

You know we finna pump on CPI print, and it's back to 4000+ on the spx in Bobos big 1929 market crash lmao

>POV: you didn't sell SOXL when you saw the Lum poster posting

>>53197340
we doompin?

I turn away for half an hour and everything tanks in unison? Why does the market act like a fucking shitcoin when some talking head says a single sentence? At least I'm guessing that's what happened

>>53197330
>>53197340
The markets are reacting to fears of a new covid variant. This is posed to be the worst variant yet, it avoids vaccine protections, and is very deadly.

feeling awfully clownish

>>53197371
lolwut

wrong way SOXL
wtf

Selling everything besides BOIL and Rycey. Eziest 2k dollars I've made. I will want Nexa back under 6 dollars for a re-entry. Southwest will probably hit below 30 soon or after dividend. Then I will get back in it.

>>53197371
If you aren't trolling that's one of the dumbest things I've seen you say

>>53196608
>Do i fit in already /pol/?
Kys

>>53197371
you m>>53197371
ean it's more vaxx injuries?

>>53197371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IfD7o6Kr9U

The fully vaccinated 'Tonight Show' audience and crew were FREAKING OUT
I am really hoping they bring back common sense health measures. We all need to keep each other safe this winter. I wouldn't be against another lockdown either, you can never be too safe.

>he didn't buy puts after hearing about the Blue-Eyes White Dragon variant

All in shorting airlines and cruise lines NOW.

>a new covid variant
Nice bait

we're still high up on the Nasdaq. Techchads we won today

>TFW went short with 10 contracts at 3966

>sell off for a WHOLE FUCKING YEAR
>uhhh yeah I think I'll sell some more!
Makes 0 fucking sense. We should be at SPX 5000 by now but algos and retards keep bringing us down.

Why is the pump dumping?

>>53197389
that webm really triggered you huh?

>>53197417
Sell before tomorrow

>>53196768
They tried to bail out CS i bet.

>>53197417

>>53197415
Bears will say there's still more selling to come, I think that's a clear sign of how retardedly euphoric they've become. All the Big Money selling happened months ago, they have been loading up at the bottom since September. The 3 month trend is clearly positive, for the first time in a year, but bears won't admit defeat.

>>53197389
Jew spotted

>>53197340
More.

>>53197394

>Bulls: Bears are completely euphoric, we rally!
>Bears: Bulls are completely euphoric, we dump!
well then, i guess it was mr. snibs all along

>>53197206
i see what happened there

Its always funny reading the posts in these threads when people try to decipher why the line is going down. Its literally Algos. That's it. Nothing else.

DARKNESS, IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE, ABSOLUTE HORROR

WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I BUY
SHILL ME SOME STOCKS RIGHT NOW

SOUR HOUR INCOMING , SELL BULLBROS SELL

>>53197306
Please leave pol in your cuntainment board.

Bought SPY puts lol suck my dick

IT'S NOT MY FAULT
IT IS GOD'S PLAN
HE MADE THE DEVIL SO MUCH STRONGER THAN A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

We told you not to get HOOKED
And you all got HOOKED

>>53196876
Source?

>>53197483
Still got another hour before sour hour.

>>53197488

>>53197451
He says as SPY falls from yet another lower high and forms yet another H&S pattern.

>>53197394
People are going to die from this, and he's just singing and dancing?

>>53197501
>People are going to die from this, and he's just singing and dancing?
normies flipped on giving a shit about covid real hard I guess

>Please leave pol in your cuntainment board.

>>53197299
>>53197285
No, Line is suppose to go up!

Talmbout my SPY puts, b?

emerging markets still up, not dumping. Ditch USD stocks

Bunny cunny cute and funny

I hate niggers
Kill all jews
Annihilate the desert peoples

Hows the stocks today smiggers?

Monday 091222 vibes.

>>53197394

>>53197516
They have maskies and vaxxies. They're now invincible.

Anyone own Ally financial?

>>53197494
Brie "we didn't make Captain Marvel for white males" Larson

I can't make a new thread because the links are filtered someone hurry we are gonna die aaaaaa

Baking

>>53197566
>>53197566
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>>53195918
Kek, Is that a spear with a Go Pro attached?

>>53196892
>>53196805
retards. 70% of their portfolio is bonds. guaranteed this is just a mark to market unrealized portfolio loss in their bonds.
they dont even buy individual equities which means it's just random funds they're in the hold these "top buys" (see SPY)

>>53197050
I thought Roth IRA you can't take out until retirement though, but it's tax exempt long term because you pay taxes now.

>>53197646
Yes, those facts are true. Now ask yourself whether you should do your heavily taxed short term trades or your lightly taxed long term trades in the "tax free growth and tax free withdrawal" account.

>>53197646
Yes. There's no point taking huge risks in a Roth IRA unless you're 50+
Gains are tax free forever, but what's the point if you can't spend them for 30 more years?

>>53197615
too lazy to google eh? kys

>Jerome "Tallboy" Powell...hadn't heard that micks name since the spring of '19...things down at the reserve must have gone south. Or north, depending on where your investments lay.

>>53197788
do you not understand that the foreign exchange losses are related to holding bonds? jesus fucking retard

>>53195966
I expect this current rally to fail but a much bigger rally later which will finally fail and lead to the big drop. That probably won't be until this spring or summer though. So yeah, only buy puts when the levels are extremely high. Or short and hold.

>>53197278
how many tesla shorts for a gf like that?

>>53195829
The Nasdaq still has room to go down.

I have a lot of stocks on my watch-list, and I'm only buying if they level out.

>>53197288
Why the Hyundai?
>>53197308
Anything you like particularly?

>>53198343
>Anything you like particularly?
Nah, I think even when we bottom out tech will lag in the next bull market. See: Post 2000

>>53198374
I am looking in to GTLS due to their cryogenic relation, but a bit hard to find the general investor opinion on the stock and I do not see them inventing anything new really

>>53198483
>a bit hard to find the general investor opinion on the stock
Other than r*ddit and here, have you checked StockTwits? https://stocktwits.com/symbol/GTLS

Mostly bots but probably one or two humies in there.

>>53196410
>>53196410
Don't ever listen to /biz/ shills. Don't ever get your info from stock magazines, they are basically advertisements and their stock picks are shitty. Read books on the economy. Try to understand that economy is cyclic and which stocks to buy at which point of the cycle. Read business and financial news every day and draw your own conclusions. Fuck You Tubers and TV network shills.

>>53196561
I have zero doubts this is real. People are really this retarded.