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aw shucks, my dividend yields

DXY crash is bullish for things priced in dollars.

Loading up on SOXS.

Hello niggers, I have COIN

>CPI is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>CPI is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023

I hope you understand the implications of the current Fed policy before it's too late.

>>53194271
Why did is sell all my fucking TSLA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>natgas?

surely this is going to drop another 10% tomorrow right?

>>53194271
Only 100 more days like this and im a milionaire

imagine that you're on a sinking cruise ship in the Atlantic ocean
everyone knows that the ship is sinking
everyone panics and rushes to the top deck
the ship has filled up with water only on the left side,
which makes the ship tilt to an extreme degree
everyone visually sees the tilt above deck, making them panic more
a hatch breaks below deck, allowing water to flood into the right side
the ship now is filled with water on both sides below deck
it is no longer tilted - the ship is completely flat
everyone on the top deck celebrates - the ship is no longer sinking!
they take off their life jackets, and return to their cabins to go to sleep
the ship sinks
everyone who returned to their cabins dies

this is the current state of the market, with the weak data published last week filling the "unbalanced side"
we are no longer ‘tilting’
but we are still ‘sinking’
there is still ‘water pouring in below decks’
it is just harder to see
do not celebrate that the ship is now ‘flat’,
when the ship is ‘flat’ for bad, rapidly weakening economy reasons
>Q4 ’22 & Q1 ‘23earnings
>5.4% terminal rate
>all time high debt>layoffs exponentially increasing
>loan delinquencies sharply rising
>economic activity falling off a cliff
>”Business activity, orders measures drop most since April 2020”
>orders measures drop most since April 2020
>orders measures drop most since April 2020
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-06/us-services-gauge-shrinks-unexpectedly-in-worst-slide-since-2020
https://archive.. ph/PdYbQ
we are still taking on water
do not return to your cabin
do not listen to the propaganda ministry telling you to buy
do not allow funds to use you as exit liquidity before the next leg down
>HURRAY, THE SHIP IS FLAT!!!
>IT’S NO LONGER SINKING!!!
>I’M RETURNING TO MY ROOM TO GO TO SLEEP!!!
don’t be that guy /smg/
don’t be a fucking retard
don’t follow the 1st class passengers back to their cabins
just because the ship is flat doesn’t mean it isn’t taking on water

Has the pain finally stopped

WHOA BLACK BETTY

Where do I buy milk futures?

LETS DO THIS REDDIT!

everything is green

COIN
ARKK
TSLA

LOL
LMAO

honestly you can't really call yourself a bull if you didn't buy some tesla for the lil short squeezer

>>53194286
You can fight the f.e.d., they still pull silver out of the ground specifically for this purpose.

>>53194307
absolutely disgusting

Post LUMs

NiggaTown market already and so soon into 2023

>>53194286
>trusts the Fed
>thinks they wont just jawbone the "higher for longer" narrative until the second they pivot
Lol are you this stupid in all areas of your life, or just the ones that matter?
>>53194290
Naw, why would it?

>>53194307
Absolutely arousing.

I'm buying SQQQ after the cpi print this thirsday briefly pumps the market. Yes I have 200 IQ

So what happens in your brockerage account when your stock goes bankrupt ala BBBY? Does the money you get, if any, from the forced sale just show up one day?

Cause I can see apes going full retard thinking their brockerage just stole everything

calls sold, going to buy ground beef

>>53194320
SOXL only melts up from here

>>53194342
fuck off retard

Will this car jewry last or is there going to be genuine backlash eventually?

>>53194325
>thinks the Fed will turn on the printer again to make anon's meme stocks moon
Not going to happen. The Fed will pivot when the economy is messed up and no one wants to buy stocks anymore.

>>53194325
>Naw, why would it?
because its been dumping for -50% already, why would it stop now?

>>53194271
We made it bros. Done with the bear market. Green skies ahead.

>>53194360
>Cars as a service is finally becoming real
How dystopian Mark

How do you guys have the mental bandwidth to trade individual stocks? It's all I can do to figure out what any piece of data means for 'the market' at large and then I just go all-in a sufficiently leveraged instrument like sqqq/tqqq to try to capture the overall move. If I had to research individual stocks/companies/earnings/productivity/profit margins/etc/etc/etc on top of the rest of it all I'd go fucking insane.

I am financially bored

sell reddit! sell!

>>53194342
>bankrupt
>forced sale
who is buying a bankrupt company anon?

>>53194355
cope bed bath and baggie

TLRY earnings today. Why we down dude weed bros?

>>53194392
So you spend 16 hours a day looking at macro trends? You are absorbing too much noise

>>53194296
but don't you see??
this is bullish!
economic activity falling off a cliff so sharply and severely that it mimics the total shutdown of a global pandemic is bullish!
this just means the Fed will ease sooner!
so buy stocks!
who cares about the economy??
who cares about the macro picture?
bad news is good news!
BUY BUY BUY!!!1111one

Haha

>>53194392
>Identify companies with which you do business
>Buy the ones that don't suck
>???
>Profit

>>53194342
>forced sale
You mean liquidation? Shareholders rarely get anything at all, but yes if there is something then it'll show up in your account as cash.

>>53194360
Why sell a product when you can rent it?

Everyone sees how successful adobe was at selling generic editing software and then locking in and converting all their buyers into permanent rent cuckoldry.
This will continue to creep into every product segment until people stop paying. You will own nothing, and you will be happy.

I took profit on my soxl earlier just in case

>>53194360
never
automakers are already planning for the "you will own nothing" phase of the economy
you will call for an automated service to take you to your cube on a daily basis(WFH is banned) and you will be happy

>>53194427
SAFE Bank Act was dropped from the big omnibus bill they passed before new years. Now with Republicans in control of the house, Marijuana legalization is a pipe dream for the next two years.

>>53194419
I know it sounds contradictory but after the debt is payed off the company does actually "buy" the shares back if there is any funds left over.

There usually isn't though.

>>53194338
But it's going to be lower than expected

I just bought the generational bottom of SOXS. Feels good

>>53194178
>>53194380
new thread, so bump there
Chink stocks are difficult to trade on rationality

>>53194471
>Marijuana legalization is a pipe dream
Fucking Carlos I'm so mad Biden is letting you stay.

>>53194483
right, and the market will pump, at which point I'll buy SQQQ
then the market will remember they are going to get raped by higher for longer rates so I win

>>53194500
Marijuana is a gateway drug, shit has no medical benefits and no place in our society. The people who use it are losers who will never amount to anything of value in life.

>>53194392
>mental bandwidth to trade individual stocks?
If you are trading you only need 1 or 2 companies you follow. They only need good volume and decent prospects. You can even just trade the qqq or spy and just watch general sentiment of markets.

>>53194342
If you're serious, the first transition will be the addition of a "Q" on the end of the ticker. Your shares will convert to BBBYQ.
This continues trading until bankruptcy plans are formalized. Then it becomes permanently halted. Depending on the conclusion of the bankruptcy, you may be granted some shares in a new version of the company, post-exit.
Most likely, you get nothing. Eventually the ticker will disappear from your brokerage account and be replaced with some seemingly random symbols. These represent your post-bankruptcy claims. It'll sit there in case of some lawsuit or other settlement that recoups some small portion of money for the past shareholders. The random ticker is effectively a permanent reminder of your retardation for buying into such a blatant pump and dump.

$400 dollar SOXL
TA confirms it

>omg Mumubros it's pum-
akshually...

>>53194361
Lol so October 2022????
LMAO
>>53194362
Because you need to have a reason more than "its been dropping it like its hot* shrug*"

>>53194296
I was gonna say, didn't read all that but I did and you're right. Dow near ATH is your proof. Shit is gonna capsize hard

>>53194286
i don't understand but i go with it regardless

I am financially confused

VVIX made a 5 year low last week. When it makes a low that significant, the VIX always pumps within 1-2 weeks. If you're a bear you should be praying this squeeze is violent and explosive. SPY gap fill + psychological support 400. VIX must be crushed to 20, or ideally even 19. Dollar also needs to get to 101.3 for a real bounce. Sooner those conditions are met, sooner we crash

>>53194522
Yeah, well, that’s like, your opinion man. And I’d rather smoke cannabis then get cucked by a bug person.

Reminding, JP & Captain Morgan are going to make sure we don't break $400 on the SPY. Just get your puts ready for the inevitable capitulation event.

>>53194525
Not inside channel yet

>>53194522
I fucking hate you so much, Baggie.

>>53194530
>Because you need to have a reason
warm winter
widowmaker low in april
less gas consumption in industry due to economic slowdown

>>53194497
I'm not as certain in YANG going green as I was in China bouncing off those bottoms. I do think Chinese shit is topping out here though, and nothing ever just hits a top and then flat-lines. Momentum traders will bail. There will likely be some reversal.

Yeah that's right I bought again this morning... Because I dollar cost average prices no longer matter to me

My annual dividends are down bigly today and I can't figure out why.

>>53194529
so the bear market of 2022 was due to the $DXY ripping. holy shit that's awesome!

>>53194530
>No one wanted to buy stocks in Oct 2022. Oct 2022 was like the worst shit ever bruh frfr.
How old are you?

>>53194524
Thanks I am serious. I don't hold BBBY and I've never bought a company that went bankrupt before

>>53194562
exactly, i don't watch TV so i am immune to the brain wave inhibitors

Good morning, I love black rock

>>53194572
Maybe they reset all the rates low because they know we about to crash.

>>53194565
That's just the herbal jew talking. Deep down inside you know I'm right.

>>53194569
Yang seems so good right now. Also CANNABIS

>>53194522
Based. Weed has this weird effect where its users pretend its harmless and somehow can cure every health issue out there. Bizarre. Even chew and tobacco users dont pretend its fine the way they do.

looking at these charts make me want to die just a little

>>53194588
>Listen to Herbal Jew vs Jew Classic
Tough call.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53194577
Unironically yes, it was more a crab market when you make up for DXY pumping and megacraps underperforming.

>>53194271
boyz is it time to sell this upward swing? i got AMD last week.

>>53194539
It means that the Fed doesn't care about CPI or PCE anymore. They are going to keep rates higher for longer until the economy breaks

>>53194593
Yeah I'm surprised I didn't hear about the beneficial effects of CBD and marijuana on alleviating covid symptoms. Probably because the ministry of truth started doing its job and shutting these stoners up.

>>53194566
Isn't that why it dropped to begin with, or is there another reason?
>>53194580
>non-argument
FILTERED
>>53194593
As with any drug/alcohol, a little is usually fine. A lot is not.

>>53194585
>lumposter
Fucking hell I thought I had one more day to stay long.

>>53194593
Weed causes schizophrenia and anxiety. Potheads use the lack of long term data as evidence that their disgusting drug is harmless. It doesn't help that the plant has been cultivated to be 100x more potent than it originally had

I’m about to FOMO into Etsy at this point.

>bought 2k soxs last week
Ooooooof course

>>53194353
please don't use that photo. She belong to GME.

>>53194593
>>53194625
There is two things that is beneficial to your health. Money and pic rel

>>53194624
get on the lum train, fren
fighting against it will only lose you money

>>53194625
It doesn't CAUSE it. It causes the onset to be earlier, than it initially would be.
t. friend was a stoner who went schizo at 18

I'm thinking about not DRIPing and putting all my divvies into CDs for the next year

>>53194646
same

Oats dumping, finna boutta slurp within a few days at this rate

>>53194271
Fuck index funds (and the people that memed it), i threw €5k into VUSA today and i am in the loss. Also threw €5k into COIN and instantly made 1 years worth of index fund cuck profit. Boomers are mentally ill cucks that wont let us have nice things. I think i will sell, idc if its at a loss. Will make it over 10x within 1 month. Index funds are for boomer wagecucks that want to retire in their 60s and play with their grandchildren and dogs. I want to fuck 9/10 bitches (+anal) and do coke of their tits in my 30s. All in on COIN methinks.

>>53194652
>no pussy hair
Lmao no, that thing wouldnt be good for my health. its hardly a woman.
>>53194662
>finna boutta slurp within a few days at this rate
Ticker?

>>53194655
>bro I was gonna die from a heart attack at 80 anyway, eating brisket every day and not exercising just made it happen earlier
Pothead logic

>>53194663
>threw €5k into COIN and instantly made 1 years worth of index fund cuck profit
yeah but if you didn't sell it might take you much less than a year to lose these gains

can someone explain today's pump?

Yields on government bonds plunged on Friday as reports suggested that the sought-after
>soft landing
for the economy may be a possibility

Hahahahahaha FUCK BEARS holy shit this is rich. "U just don't understand!! It's all gonna capsize! Listen to my drawn out Titanic metaphor!!!"

Bunch of fucking imbeciles

Also wtf is up with this anti-weed attitude in here? Bunch of fucking boomers, you fags probably wear Sketchers unironically

>>53194663
Don't buy in such large quantities on your initial, Eurofriend.

>>53194623
>As with any drug/alcohol, a little is usually fine. A lot is not.
No actually it isnt. One drink doesnt immediately impair your ability to think or rearrange your emotions. Weed and other drugs do.

>>53194671
Oats (March 2023), sometimes known as ZOH2023.

>>53194662
Remember to take physical delivery of your oats.

>>53194691

>>53194663
why are zoomers so whiny

I sold my 350 shares of SOXL on Friday for a loss of $90 since it actually went back up, around 10%. And of course it went up another 10% today. But I know if I kept it, it would have went back down 10%. I hate this market so fucking much.

Where are all those fucking morons that said TSLA was going to below $100??

Why do I ever listen to biz?

>>53194684
TA and shorts being liquidated. If it pumps more I'm gonna back a dumptruck of money into some shorts

Aaaaand jannies deleted my post. Why do women trigger them so much?

>>53194691

>>53194691
>>53194296
you are very impatient
it will take time to play out
Q4 earnings will be the beginning

>>53194719
i sold for 6% gain. shit is comfy. i am sure it will dump again.

>ARKK +5.5%
It's one of those "bullshit rises the highest" kind of days.

>>53194710
i don't know, why?

>>53194726
Good job anon

>people buying SOXS above 30$
ohnonnononon

>>53194678
Lmao not exercising and eating brisket is NOT going to lead to a heart attack. You fucking low IQ nonce. LMFAOLLLLAOAOAOAOAOALALALOLOLOL
Stop replying to me, immediately.
>>53194697
One drink of beer ≠ one puff of weed
More like
2 ounces of 40% alcohol = one puff of weed
Faggot.
Spoken like someone who has never used drugs, and not researched the way they affect people.

>>53194717
It’s down over 70% you autist. Give it a few weeks for it to go down further than that, it’s not going to go down in a straight line while SPY is in the green for the next week or two until we see major red in late January.

>>53194282
are we at the bottom?

>>53194623
>Not an argument!
Ok 20 something redditor confirmed.

>>53194754
So we will see 200 before 100?

Thanks again

>>53194761
no SOXS 52 week bottom is 26$, it was 29$ just last month and we are still at 30+$

>literal garbage companies pumping

I have a bad feeling about this

>>53194720
> biz jannie futures
Pic related

>>53194750
>2 ounces of 40% alcohol = one puff of weed
I see these losers who will take like 2 or 3 puffs off of a weed and still think they can operate a motor vehicle or impress ladies.

>>53194652

ORGN chads we're gonna make it

If the big crash is still ahead of us, why is the market going mumu mode?
Just because the market is predicting a low CPI?

Jesus.

The same people pushing this recreational "harmless" marijuana are the same people who think castrating kids is cool. That alone should tell you everything you need to know about the dangers of marijuana.

Dubs decide my next move.
Please dont let me lose anymore money.

>>53194707
>>53194722
>>53194724
Lmao COPE AND SEETHE faggot ass bears

>>53194750
>2 ounces of 40% alcohol = one puff of weed
Really?? Two shots of liquor feels like one puff of weed to you? I would have to disagree, unless you're ripping a bong with some high test West Coast weed. When I think of "one puff" I think of ~0.1 grams which is like a single hit off of a joint

>>53194792
>off of a weed
Okay good troll you got me

>>53194815
banks need to dump their bags on retail baggots

>>53194829
deleverage, sell everything, buy bonds

>>53194829
spy put options for april first

>>53194829
all in on panties

>>53194815
Pivot delusion will continue until the market has a collective moment of clarity and we crash to new lows

>>53194663
now do it consistently over the long term, ie 10 years

>>53194777
Maybe 135-150, wouldn’t count on anywhere near 200 unless the market rallies extra hard. Earnings are out on the 25th but since record deliveries brought it down last week they probably won’t be received well. I have 20k down in April puts, don’t feel the need to watch charts all day when the company is still way overvalued as is.

>>53194829
0dte KOLD calls

>>53194844
panties it is then

>>53194829
dump everything you have right now while the market is still up

>>53194829
All in BALL.

>>53194844
>>53194829
lol
do it faggot

>UVXY capitulating
It's literally another friday

In all seriousness, I'm so shell shocked from 2022 I don't trust this pump.

>>53194792
Yeah, not disagreeing with that. Still not that big of a deal if it's used sporadically.
>>53194827
>"harmless"
So adderall usage is harmless? Or will you screech about its use as well?
>>53194834
Yeah, absolutely. People who do not smoke pot often, are going to be hit like a train.
Same goes for cigs. I smoked a pack a day. Now a single cig will make me dizzy, and feel like puking.

>>53194827
I think libshits castrating their own kids is both eugenic and funny. KYS.

>>53194836
>>53194840
>>53194845
Yeah for once I think that faggot macroalf is right, the crash is still ahead of us

during a downturn, bears have to get the timing right a dozen times to make money, where as bulls are just temporarily embarrassed while they wait and continue to buy dips. being a bull is like cheating, you always win eventually

>>53194750
>not researched the way they affect people.
There it is.
>you just didnt do your research!!!
Why would i ever research the effects of drugs when i can see the retards that defend them acting out the effects?

>>53194392
>find company you despise and would feel joy in its financial ruin
>invest in it
>if it goes up you make money and you’re happy
>if it goes down they suffer and you’re happy
It’s that easy.

>>53194829
banana. why won't you listen?

This pump is different than the last ones. I really think SPY will hit 430 by March.

I just need SOXL to 2x from here and I can break even!

>>53194882
reminder that all the fed members sold

>>53194886
>admits to being stupid
filtered
>>53194915
You think Feb FOMC will be bullish?

>>53194882
Bulls take the stairs, bears jump out the window

SOX is one again approaching the 200 SMA

>>53194919
They sold puts to retards like you

>>53194937
>admits to being stupid
Pothead cant read. No surprise there.

>>53194392
...research?

I try to understand where the bottom is on a given stock and then just calculate risk.
AMZNs absolute bottom is ~80, its close to 90 today but I expect it to get to ~100 from earnings.

>>53194917
oh you fuckin bagholders

>>53194882
>bro just buy it's free money
>wtf why are the economy, the markets and society so fucked
You will live to see manmade horrors beyond comprehension

>marijuana can’t be regulated like tobacco or alcohol
Name me 1 marijuana consumption death, I can pull up obituaries in any town and find death from alcohol.
>TLRY/MSOX/GTBIF

Now yields are dumping. Bears are about to get even more ass fucked. Hope nobody tried to be a hero and short today

Setting up for a +2.5% SPY, -3% yields, -1.1% DXY, -3% VIX capitulation kind of day

>>53194994
Bobos are awefully quiet

>>53194915
>i promise it is not a ded kek ponce this time around
just swing, bro. hodling anything in this market is sheer stupidity.

>>53194960
these bighead cartoons always crack me up
how can their heads be so huge lol

>>53195001
we just know how it ends
>>53194296
cheapies for new short positions
exit liquidity for things you want to sell

>>53194981
Marijuana related motor vehicle fatalities are increasing at an exponential rate.

>exit liquidity

>>53195015
>we just know how it ends
Put your money on the line

Speaking of marijuana, 420 looks to be a major milestone on the ol SPY.

>>53195001
I'm onboard for the ride until cpi day.

>>53194915
There were so many fakeouts last year(including the silly one just last month jeez) that I have zero faith in any pump

Would've made €1k today if i went all into COIN today instead of VTI/VUSA. Remember me the next time when someone shills you index funds and muh diversify. .

>>53195029
>>53195028
see
>>53194441
we are seeing total economic collapse, a collapse so severe that it mimics the fall due to a total lockdown global pandemic
this is why we are rallying
the market believes that this will force the Fed to pivot
the market is again trying to front run the Fed
when in reality, bad news is bad news

>>53194967
>He forgot that SOXL pulled an easy 2x a couple months ago
Lol it's amazing how continuously wrong about leverage /smg/ is

>>53195042
what does the term personal responsibility mean to you?
bhenchod bitch bastard

>>53195042
>COIN
Would you like some ARKK with that too?

>natgas 10xfag actually reaching his target
I kneel...

>>53195032
Welcome board bobo. You're about to see some wild shit

>>53195042
There's a reason trade rhymes with paid and invest doesn't rhyme with shit.

>>53195063
Kek

>>53195042
I stopped diversifying a year ago.
Its just boring and lame.
Dropping 10k on a 3x etf on the other hand lets you live

>>53195063
Invest rhymes with breast.

>>53195056
>2x
imagine breaking even on a 2x
I chose the right image there >>53194967

>>53195063
>invest doesn't rhyme with shit.
bulletproof vest

>>53194994
That’s bearish, VIX needs to go above 30 to make the market bullish again in the short term.

>>53195080
JUST LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT

Why is DAX shitcoin pumping

you guys bought TXN two days ago when I said, right?

>>53195063
best
chest
breast
caressed
undressed
success
happiness
nigger(you)

I have COIN

>>53195005
man its crazy
how they get thier head slike that man

>>53195085
I don't care what images you post.

>>53195063
No truer words spoken, my bruddah

>>53195144
Why not just buy BTC?
>>53195148
*passes joint*
Heh,

>>53195148
yo what if it's their bodies that's small tho?

I am 70% in cash because I expect things to get slightly worse this year

for that reason, I am not happy that today is a green day, and I hope we go much lower from here moving forward - that is all.

>>53195168
You're below average intelligence.

>>53195175
Because I can buy it in a tax free wrapper in the UK

>>53195079
Smart. I wanna live.

>>53195199
Do you believe that the market will never go up again?

I just got the call, they're pulling the rug after lunch. I'll get my puts loaded up here so that I don't miss this next wave down.

>>53195168
>bravery to show his loss
I kneel.

>slight pump and lum tranny baggies are out of the woodwork
lol
lmao

>>53195055
>we are seeing total economic collapse
thanks that helps

>>53195042
You are simply to poor to have both.

>>53195192
why not just open shorts

>>53195216
No, I believe there's no reason to hold anything while it's going down. Defies logic.
>>53195141
You forgot depressed, which is how most investors are these days.

>>53195240
risk

That reminds me, how are you guys getting lined up for the big crash anyway?
Shorts/puts are obvious,(staying in cash is probably even more obvious) I'm thinking about what level we place shorts/puts.
We're still "only" at 393, this rally could run a bit but I think it's obvious just based on the yield curve that there is not going to be a soft landing.
I want to get set up for that, idgaf about small wins here.
I honestly think staying in cash may be the best play for now even though it will be difficult to avoid catching the falling knives.

>>53195222
$8

>>53194620
Then why is this clown market pumping?

>>53195224
That's the best part, it isn't loss until I sell.

>>53195244
My brother in christ, there is a very clear trend upwards starting in September for pretty much everything

AAND WE GAAN

>>53195055
Who cares? Just get your put options, and wait. They can't keep this shit over $400, not with the war in Russia and the total collapse of the service economy.

For once everything I have is green, I don't care if the pump doesn't last, just let me enjoy this.

>>53195250
Because the HONK index is extremely overbought

>>53195268
>Just get your put options
Yes goy open puts into a squeeze kek

STOP STOP STOOOOOOOOP

>>53195263
wtf does that have to do w/ bagholding SOXL from $60 to single digits?

>>53195250
fed minutes leaked
pivot
don't spread it around too much though

>start revenge trading
>lose even more money

Why does shorting happen when it's obvious the price is rising? why do people sell low purposely?

I have no food for breakfast, should I go to the grocery store to get some eggs, juice and bread?

mumus have taken everything from me
i kneel

almost!

Answer me frens
>>53195248

I will sell at the top of this fake and gay pump this time. I won't be bagholding this time.

I may have taken profit too early this morning

>>53195304
Just walk away.

>>53195307
Do you have $70 to spare?

Marijuana is harmless in that it just makes you a passive couch potato.
>>53194360
Is there a way of seeing how many rich fucks either own or lease their luxury shitboxes?

>>53195304
Been there, done that a gorillion times. Worst enemy desu
>>53195317
You and me both, I initially had puts so I was down in the shitter before switching to calls. I sold my calls when I was back in the green for the day. Definitely sold too early

>>53195234
read this article
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-06/us-services-gauge-shrinks-unexpectedly-in-worst-slide-since-2020
https://archive.. ph/PdYbQ
it's not a figure of speech
this is just one point of data, among many

>>53195321
Yeah, any recommendations?

sold a call
not sorry

torrents: >>>/t/1198010

I'm feeling good. Today is a good day.

>>53195249
Is that okra?

>>53195292
Lol you said "while it's going down" which is some delusional bear cope. Anyone who legitimately held from $60 is a dumbfuck, averaging down into leverage is the only way to make it. Also SOXL will definitely be 60+ again eventually so anyone holding just needs to wait it out.

>>53195244
>Hold something
>It does down
>Done sell
>No losses locked in
Seems pretty simple to me.

alright bobros this is your time. Make it count

WHY ISN'T IT COMING DOWN.IF IT ISN'T COMING DOWN AT LEAST MAKE BTC PUMP 10% NASDAQ YOU BASTARD

we really are moving to a post-fundamentals world. Literally nothing matters, but the money printer now, and the fed is gonna pivot and crank up qe again.

>>53195237
>Poorfag who who bragged about a 1% gain on a low $100k portfolio calls others poor.
Kek

I've made more in crypto than you and your family can make in 3 lifetimes.

Today i played with stocks to diversify, now i know indexfunds are a meme.

>>53195249
I roasted some green beans yesterday using the same pan I roasted my chicken on so they got a nice coating of chicken fat and the seasonings from the chicken. They were pretty fucken good.

If you didn't see the miner sneeze coming then you're ngmi

>>53195375
>>>>>>>>>DCAing into a daily leveraged ETN

>>53194649
GME tards don't have a monopoly on my wife

>>53195388
It's just a short squeeze to shake out wannabe bobos like you.

>>53195345
$70 these days will get you some basic store brand eggs, some canned orange juice, and a few slices of bread

>>53195308
>Green ID for final humiliation
At least you know better now. Join the bullchad master race.

Smells a lot like curry and Ganges in here.

>>53195403
nah, nvda is trading at a forward p/e of 33+ and they rallied 15% in two days alone off front running a fed pivot. Valuations are a joke.

take profit before JP speaks tomorrow?

uh natgasbros... did we get too cocky?

>>53195402
>don't have a monopoly on my wife

bili bros... !

>>53195396
>the miner sneed
haha

>>53195061
mumus are in control until the soft landing narrative is dead. Nothing Powell can say tomorrow will change this, momentum will only turn on hard data.
If CPI really is soft, then we might be green for a long time.

>>53195402
that's my wife.

>>53195385
Just doubled up on my puts for feb. Lets just see how fucked I can get.

>>53195080
Most youthful looking 31 year old American

>>53195453
Nah, this rally will fail after opex and all the bobos wiped out and no one left to short. Narratives are made up post fact

>>53195453
>soft landing narrative
Kek
What fucking soft landing narrative
Is this the new mumu copium

>>53195366
No it was asparagus

HELO GOOD MORNING SIRS
IS THE RECESSION CANCELED

>>53195397
Hahahahahaha oh shit here they come!

>>53195431
Did you miss the part where it's 2023 and AI is unironically about to punch everyone's shit in? Hmm I wonder what kind of companies are going to rake in tons of cash from the impending future-tech explosion hmmmm....

Bears are dumb as fuck lol

it just keeps going up
no brakes on this train

>>53195505
Yes, I am here for pump and sex.

>>53195510
You do know that the advancement of AI is going to lead to the Robot vs Human war and the eventual destruction of our society?

>>53195505
You may now redeem my bastard

>>53195510
when AIs gain the ability to teach, we will be able to create electronic devices that cannot be conceived by the human mind. we will probably see advancements in semiconductor technology and manufacturing too.
soon, my friend.

I want to be less retarded this year when it comes to investing. I am a wage slave throughout the week, so what is the best way to be able to invest money but being unable to stare at stocks all day?

>>53195562
limit orders

>>53195469
She's everybody's wife now

HERE WE FUCKING GO ANONS BUCKLE UP

>>53194271
>"Market low is in."

Wong.

>all this green
>all this enthusiasm
Mumu 100% gets heemed tomorrow

>NEW
>>53193766
>>53193766
>THREAD
>>53193766
>>53193766
>MIGRATE
>>53193766
>>53193766

>>53195657
Nigger

>>53195657
>posts a pic of himself
kys troon

>>53195657
Fuck off baggie

We're heading into another recession. Why is the market going up? This has all the Hallmark's of one of them Sucker's Rallies.

>>53195637
Tomorrow is crab

>>53195657
Nigger.

>Pickling fag
>Lumfag
>Uppity pajeets
>Bullfags
>Fuckers sharing trading lesson torrents
Nothing to see here.

>>53195657
Not buying your bags, faggot

RALLY STALLDED AT 3950 BASTARD

>>53195726
hah remember pens?

>>53195743
Kids can't even read/write cursive baka desu senpai.

>>53195740
I still think it's gonna go to 4150, but maybe 3960 is too much.

>>53195701
That's what I said earlier, stop copying me
>>53194815
Someone answer this
>>53195248

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

I own 6k uuuu shares will I be rich?

Reminder we are here:

>>53194815
>If the big crash is still ahead of us, why is the market going mumu mode?
Sucker's Rally

>That reminds me, how are you guys getting lined up for the big crash anyway?
Bought puts for the post lunchtime sell off.

>>53195747

Baggie, bake us a thread

>>53195779
>post lunchtime
The big crash I'm referring to probably won't happen until like summer

I'm not baking again fuck you.

>>53195768
>holds bags
>not luggage
Ngmi

>>53195798
It's literally happening this week

>>53195792
Fuck dem kids. Wait, does that mean in a few years there's a market for cursive specialists like COBOL?

Don't make a new thread
We got to 421 last time no one baked, it was epic
Only trannies early-bake

>>53195808
Doubt.jpg

>>53195796
okay

soxs broke below 30$ just now you can start buying now but this is still not the bottom

>>53195806
kek

>>53195829
>>53195829
>>53195829
>>53195829

I told you baggots not to early bake and now look baggie has proved he's a tranny and early baked without links

>>53195815
>does that mean in a few years there's a market for cursive specialists like COBOL?
Yeah but it'll be outsourced to wfh's in SEA

>>53195562
Buy gamestop

>>53195756
poetry

>>53194882
>being a bull is like cheating, you always win eventually
During the era of ZIRP and QE this was correct. But now we're in the era of high interest rates and QT. Once the pivot delusion fades there will only be pain

>>53195250
>Then why is this clown market pumping?
You answered your own question, because it's a clown market

>>53196369
patience. i looked at the numbers today and saw beautiful green everywhere

>>53194571
apparently returns don't either