/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53182425
Instead you'll get QE infinity when the Fed starts hyper-inflating the currency going into a recession

haha Im kind of tired bros

>>53182101
>Also does each options contract have its own limit order book?
yes but your broker might not show it to you or you might have to pay to see it (level 2 data)

>>53182101
>So the original writer of the options contract can never get out of the assignment risk?
they must buy back the options they sold to avoid assignment risk

>>53182101
>The buyer never knows if he is buying from the first seller I assume?
no i dont think so

>>53182501
every day brings us one day closer to the day where stocks are fun again, where dreams of making it become almost believable again
just one day at a time...

So we pump on Wed or Fri?

>last day Friday

Jerome owes me hikes

>>53182535
Thank you for the answers.

So each strike has its own order book and auction going on at every option expiration? That is a lot of information... What is the best way if any to process all of that information if one is just desiring to get some probability information about the underlying from the options pricing?

I know it is all basic stuff but there is so much bad/flawed information out there now it is hard to find good information and then the good information leaves out some important assumptions.

>>53181968
Good morning,

Feels bad seeing a good morning post go by with zero pity (you)s. I gotchu bud.

>>53182790
Thanks!

why is /smg/ so slow lately?

>>53182867
Tranny janny banned a bunch of us.

>>53182875
It’s anoda shoah

>>53182867
Mumu and Bobo got snibbed, only posters who were neither strictly short nor long remain.

GOD HAS BLESSED ME TODAY
FOUND AN OLD TUMBLR POST WITH MY ENEMIES SELFIE
AHAHAHAHAHA
Im so fucking happy!!! I love marina datillo!!!

N

OPE

This is not the place for that kind of posting

Natgas is going to gap down again, isnt it?

>>53182939
You are aware she's a lesbian right?

>>53183033
Are you the one who went all in 10x? lmao yeah that might happen

I WANT TO MAKE MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

test

>>53182985
>this is not the place for based posting

>>53183140
Yes. Oh god. I just need it to be 4.2 before the next rollover. Preferably 4 bucks tomorrow

What are some other overvalued tech stocks that still have some meat on the bone to short? TSLAs down like 70% not interested in it. Amazon is also expensive as shit but I rather just short XLY

>NVDA P/E 63
>ASML P/E 41

test

>>53183212
sir, this blue board is a safe, and nigger free environment

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

tomorrow will be blood green

>>53183214
>I just need it to go up 7.8% tomorrow
>I just need to make 78% gains on my portfolio overnight
lmao ok. Or maybe you need to learn to be less degenerate with leverage. If you can gain 78% overnight then maybe you can also lose 72% overnight, then what? Remember the more leverage you use on CFDs the more linear your losses get meaning that it's easier for the gains of several trades to be lost in one trade.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
7 MORE MINUTES FOR THE 6 HOURS COUNTDOWN TILL FUTURES STARTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

market status report? have we hit bottom?

>>53183216
GME, anything Cathy owns. I also have some shorts on some cryptos but I must warn you, this isn't necessarily the best time to short. I've been shorting since late 2021. It's probably gonna go around $4k and drop further but it's hard to know how much or if what you short will make you money at this moment because we're not in free money territory anymore, although I think Europe has many bad loans, so something may break. Once it does, don't get greedy, go long in anticipation of the "solution" but I think it's safe to short until sometime this year

I need the ratings agencies to re-rate Occidental's debt already. They aren't going bankrupt.

>>53183309
Powell speaks then CPI releases then big earnings releases on Friday.

Base your predicion off how you think these events and releases are going to go.

>>53183332
I mean SPX to 4k not $4k

>>53183267
Its not that unlikely it can do 7.8

Cope more mr risk manager

>>53182867
Market is going down. No more meme stocks and crazy gains to post about. Now its back to boomer staring at 2% gains per year.

What if I only buy good companies?

My tablet is not allowing capcha. Phone posting sucks. Help frens

>>53183397
They’re only good if Goldstein agrees.

>>53183414
I was born in a rabbit year

>>53183397
They can still be held down if the sector or industry they are in gets fucked.

>>53183350
>Its not that unlikely it can do 7.8
You're a -5.2% move away from a margin call and losing more than half of your portfolio. You're gonna have to learn the hard way.

>>53183235
You’re also retarded

Good morning...
I hate zoomers...... so much

>>53183461

I'm gonna say the N word!

>>53183235
Or your can just collect the cash from dividends and spend that. All while not touching what made you the money in the first place.

>>53183216
AMD, just by a smidge (midge)
>>53183461
>Spic woman's opinion
Who gives a shit

>>53183484
Zoomers can be funny sometimes

>>53183486
Think of the children!

>>53183216
>Still shorting at the bottom, after an entire year of insane red
Lmao bears are fucking done

>>53183451
Ok, the commodity dumping the same amount is normal. But the commodity rising that amount is very unlikely. Gotcha buddy

>>53183518
The fed is intentionally trying to tank the stock market and it's still not dumping hard enough. It hasn't even begun anon.

>>53183493
thanks, appreciate you

>>53183334
how is cpi and earnings gonna go?

>>53183334
>Powell speaks then CPI releases then big earnings releases on Friday.

>>53183235
What would temp /smg/gers to give bad advise the world wonders?

>>53182867
Sorry I started following femboy streamers and /lgbt/ is my main board now.
t. Creator of the "we like to have fun here" meme

>>53183567
I have no idea what you are saying

>>53183519
It's not even the same amount, you're hoping for a move larger than the move that it would take for you to get margin called, and you're betting against the trend too. Again, if a +7.8% is possible, then surely a -5.2% move is at least on the same level of likelyhood, wouldn't you say so? And it's not even a matter of where it will close, you'll get instantly liquidated if you get a -5.2% drawdown even for a second. You're clearly new to this and speedrunning babby's first margin call. I gave you good advice but only losing most of your money can teach you a lesson.

>>53183545
CPI for europe and other countries that have released have been below forecast and US last time was also below IIRC so likely will be low. Which doesn't really help us because a low CPI signals to the FED things are fine ands working which means rate cuts will happen later. If it comes in hot then that signals FED needs to cut rates but they probably wont because things are FUCKED so. Most likely the numbers are faked anyway and will come in lower because higher would cause a panic. Check revisions on previous CPI if any when the news releases.

Earnings is alot of it banks and finance industry big namse like JPM and blackrock etc so I really don't have much insight there. They release Friday before open.

>>53183590
>good advice
>inserting the most obvious statement so you can pat yourself on the back

Suck my balls lmao, you know nothing and certainly not about me

>>53183493
>while not touching what made you the money in the first place
The dividend comes from the company. It's not free money.

>>53183585
Maybe one day you will.

>>53183484
>>53183509
I love zoomer humor.

i'm inspired by popcorn guy
i'm done with this NEET life, i'm gonna go out and be the best minimum wagie i can be

>>53183671
Who the hell is popcorn guy?

Me and the Wife decided on Cracker barrel for lunch today. We got a giftcard as part of the christmas haul. Figure ok, order online and go get it. Decide on what we want. Go to checkout. No place to put in the gift card info. WTF. Evidently they won't let you do it. So we said fuck it. Ended up just staying home.

>>53183539
Lmao yeah this is the type of trolling we need more of, keep it up

>>53183598
Bro have you not seen how the Fed narrative is shifting? There's a new "inflation indicator!!!!" every six weeks that memoryholes the last one. "High inflation" doesn't matter if they've shifted their focus to "wage growth"

>>53183683

>>53183735
>all that "butter"
Arteries are clogging just watching it

>>53183735
Kek what can I say, hamchads just do everything better.

>>53183754
Sorry anon, that's man's snack, lanklets need not apply.

>KO and walmart have a higher P/E ratio than apple and alphabet
Where is the trap in buying nasdaq / shorting boomer stocks right now ?

>>53183825
you assume their margins will stay the same compared to predictable boomer industries

>>53183609
>comes from the company
exactly. and all you did to get it was invest in the company. unlike a paycheck you actually have to get out of bed to earn. one of the perks of being on investor and not an employee.

>>53183806
Not even a lanklet, just dont like to eat unhealth...ily.

Though I did make tacos last night which is a ton of grease lol.

If you aren’t making money while doing nothing then you aren’t investing
That’s why I write smut for degenerates who pay me on patreon

ooga booga

>futures

>>53183889
That's right. If a company has cash, a dividend is a good way of benefiting the shareholders. Buying back shares, reducing debt, and reinvesting the cash in the business are other good ways of benefiting the shareholders.

>pre-futes

>>53183888
Checked and claimed. Much appreciated, lad

>>53184001
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

>>53183825

>people will still buy soda/toilet paper during a depression

>people will not buy a 1300 phone with no added innovations from the previous iteration

>>53183759
there's a hamchad at my local Target who oversees the self-checkout area. he puts on this hilarious Elizabethan English accent like he's seating you at your table at Medieval Times. I talked with him about Gundam once (I had it on my shirt) and in his excitement he let the accent slip for a second.

>>53184027
>he puts on this hilarious Elizabethan English accent
I don't know if I'd be up for that kind of autism at the self checkout

>>53184048
i don't think anyone notices, my neighborhood is all poos/arabs except for the few middle class whites who can't quite afford Bellevue/Redmond

When ATHs?

>>53184071
after ATLs

>>53183735
I used to work at a Cinemark theater, and shit like that was pretty common. People get so bored serving the same shit over and over they just try to have some fun with it to keep themselves engaged.
I used to hook my toes under the cabinet lips at the bottom of the counters and do Michael Jackson level leans to grab things, or if someone spilled butter on the floor (again) I'd just slide around like Disney on ice.

Do you /sellputsforincome/?

>>53183455
>>53183493
>>53183889
>>53183960
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3jFqhjaGh30
Won't somebody please think of the taxes,l!

I’m going to start a religion for tax purposes. You guys want in?

>>53184125
It's a good point. Taxes and trading costs complicate matters. They can make dividends better or worse than other ways of benefiting shareholders.

>>53184125
>y-you made money s-so you have to pay t-taxes!
Yes.

>>53184112
I sell naked puts and calls for income.

>>53184165
Depends, what's the religion?

I pay 15% on LT capital gains, but 22% on ordinary dividends. Qualified dividends are taxed @ 15%. So if you pay attention and they're all qualified dividends, no problem. But ordinary dividends cost 7% more to recive than LT capital gains. Just something to keep in mind in a taxable account. >>53184194
All for paying taxes, but why pay more? Unless the total return is more than 7% more to cover your taxes.

>>53184165
Is there a such thing as worshiping the repeal of an amendment?

>>53184112
I used to, but 2 bad trades wiped all of my wins, so I don't anymore.

My options are too strong for you, traveler

>>53184216
You're broad stroking taxes with cursory google-searching knowledge. There are only a small handful of /smg/gers that this shit applies to.

Also, why does this argument only ever come up with dividens and nothing else? One would could conclude baggies are just salty.

>>53184165
Does that have any benefits for the rest of us? Only you get the tax benefit right?

>>53184216
here in canada, if you have no other income then taxes on canadian dividends are actually negative (tax credit instead) up to -50%

i need $1 million to become a NEET, i'm only 1/10th of the way, i need more quick quick

We’re gapping up like 2% tomorrow right?

>>53182742
Murder all bears (this is financial advice)

>>53183235
So glad you are retarded. In a week I'm getting enough dividends to cover my monthly expenses, while you will never leave the cage

>>53183216
TSLA still has a lot of room to fall.

>>53184165
pls make it a sex cult

>>53183707
I havent had cracker barrel in years. Ive had a hankering for some so I checked out the menu a month or so ago. looks so good

>>53184423
Cracker barrel is maximum comfy. All the food is good because it's all no nonsense simple stuff. I can sit and eat meatloaf and hash brown casserole all in a setting that lets me know the place will be faggot free.

Guy's give it a rest already, blackrock is NOT ruining the housing market.

>>53184378
If I want a 4%-per-year income from my stocks but many of them don't pay dividends, I can simply sell some shares every year.

>>53184449
most big restaurant chains used to be like this until trendy executives fagged it up

>>53183716
-mini pump on CPI because the narrative is shifting as you mentioned
-big pump on jew p morgan's SURPRISE earnings blowout
-some bullshit to keep SPY neatly pinned to 390 for 1/20 opex
-dump

>>53184454
I know it is obvious but my neighbors don't have the capital to buy up entire neighborhoods

>>53184454
Somebody wrote that article unironically. That's just blatant gas lighting.
>it's not us who is ruining everything, it's you.

>>53182763
>So each strike has its own order book and auction going on at every option expiration?
no, some strikes have zero interest - meaning no one has bought/sold that strike price. usually these are way OTM options that no one thinks the stock will ever reach by expiration, so no one is buying them

>>53182763
>What is the best way if any to process all of that information if one is just desiring to get some probability information about the underlying from the options pricing?
go look at the options chain. this will list all the strike prices, open interest, volume, and the delta. the delta is the probability that the market is assigning to that strike price that it could actually finish ITM by expiration. the delta tells you other stuff too, but that's one way to read the delta

some stocks are not very popular and will have very little interest at any strike price - these are illiquid and not very useful for trading. popular stocks like AAPL and TSLA will have tons of strikes and volume

>>53182763
>>53182763
Delta is used as a proxy for the probability of a particular option contract expiring in the money. Not the purest metric as it's based on contract price related to the underlying. I've read about people interpreting call/put ratio and volumes for either sets of contracts and open interest stats at certain strikes to gage market sentiment for the underlying.

anybody do biz with pic related? how is the platform? how are the rates? how's the fills?

>>53184253
fuck off, redditor

URANIUM
it was supposed to be 2023 ?
is the year of the RABBIT bullish for URANIUM ?

Since /smg/ is slow today I highly recommend switching between this thread and the manlet thread in /biz/. It's hilarious watching little fellas cope.

I lost about 2500 dollars. Somewhere around there. I figured out the rhythm to trading penny stocks. As of now I'm making back a steady 50 dollars per day just leverage trading. It's comfy. If I can keep doing this I won't need a job.

>>53184253
You’re a scoundrel. A scoundrel with no respect for longs. No respect for anything…but your options…

Seems the older I get the less time I've got to just "chill out" I remember when I was a twenty something just being able to kick back and play MGS 3 on a weekend. Now? Good luck with that plan. Hell I don't even have my PS2 hooked up anymore. In a few months I'm gonna be mowing again. Christ up to me I'd just turn the whole yard into a barren brown patch and go on but my Wife wouldn't go for it.

>>53184567
platform is decent, don't put too much weight into their podcasts though, i prefer interactive brokers
If you're curious, there's some research showing that platforms with the worst traders often have better fills on market orders because of PFOF. I think limit orders and a broker with very extensive order routing makes this variable null, which is why I use IB

>>53184632
So you’re too busy to have fun because you mow grass?

>>53184632
Once you get a wife and a house free time just goes out the window.

>>53183888
>>53184011
look at these digits.. irrefutable

>>53184470
but then the number would go down. I like it better when the number goes up after buying more shares with my dividend

>>53182480
Sex with my wife miko

>>53184675
There's always splits

The best balance between dividends and income is SCHD.

>>53184675
Fair enough. As >>53184713 says, gratuitous stock splits would also make the number go up. Thinking just about the finance and not the psychology, though, your strategy is equivalent to a share buyback (ignoring taxes, trading costs, etc.).

Honestly at this point I'm just buying AMD every month. Just as an experiment to see if line really does only go up (eventually). Really wondering if I'll double my money or society will completely collapse into mad max in a couple of years. Exciting!

>futures

>>53184792
Kek, what in the hell is going on in that vid?

>>53184582
DNN projects their ISR project to be producing by 2024. So no. No bullish years until I secure my bag.

>>53184811
R&D department of Reality Labs.

>>53184811
lean hog futures trading

>>53184632
>MGS 3
I was already too old for vidya by that time, but I did enjoy the original MG on the NES right at the end of my vidya age. I liked it along with Legend of Zelda, Contra, and Castevania 2. Oh, and Super Mario Brothers 2 and 3. You should have just called your order in to Cracker Barrel, son.

>>53184644
checked and thank you. most screenshots of the platform look busy, and the podcasts are a bit too young/hip for me.

>>53184792

>>53184811
The unvaxed sperm black market

>>53184844
We've got an order placed. I'm gonna go get it soon. Ended up just doing it online and saving that giftcard for another time.

>>53184876
What did you order? This is very important.

>>53184876
It will definitely be worth saving for some time when you can sit in the rockers and play some checkers with a stranger before going in and doing the golf tee triangle game while waiting on your food.

>>53183754
Arteries are clogging from seed oils though

>>53184876
stop wasting money and pay your debt down

>>53183754
You're below average intelligence.

I want it to be thursday morning already

>>53184979
Lol I am paying the debt down. What? I'm supposed to just not have any fun at all till I pay off everything? What kinda life is that lol. Sides it's not like we get cracker barrel everyday you know.

>>53185023
You're probably gonna mess it up and not play checkers.

>>53185035
If he doesn't pick up a box of these from the store hes failed

>>53184974
Thats not butter dude....hence
>"butter"

My son just sent me this article which is very worthwhile.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/want-to-succeed-on-wall-street-learn-poker-not-economics/2023/01/04/1ebf074a-8c28-11ed-b86a-2e3a77336b8e_story.html

>>53185116
>washingtonpost

>>53185153
Yes, the Bloomberg original was paywalled so I searched the headline in Google News and found a version I could read. What he had sent was an IG screenshot of the post that included an excerpt.

>>53183461
Wait, Zoomer became an official term?

>>53182480
Does anyone have an undervalued stock they can Shill me. I'm tired of you packets shilling penny stocks and jepi

To the people who told me to go visit my friends in NY, fuck you. It was a horrible experience, waste of money and energy. Hated every second there, I literally rescheduled my return a day earlier it was that bad.

>>53185236
Well you can't just say that and not go into detail anon.

>>53185236
based

>>53185236
Yeah go into detail anon. Why was it so bad? Bad friends or nyc just awful?

>>53183707
Cracker Barrel is meant to be enjoyed in person. The biscuits are best that way

>>53185236
Not anyone else's fault you're a depressive faggot.

>>53185248
>>53185263
First off, the "friends" that were there were my highschool friends and we haven't really interacted with eachother for the last 1.5 years and there's 2 of them in the story. One of them was fine, but the guy's house we were staying over at was a disgusting slob and a midget. He literally was saying the same thing over and over again, how he did this at this one college party and then repeated the same thing 10 minutes later expecting a different response. Nigger I heard you the first time and it's nothing amazing why are you saying the same shit 10 times dumb fuck.

It's very clear that he doesn't go out at all, because the one night that we did, he couldn't make up his mind about a fucking restaurant, and the restaurant that he did want to go was an overpriced Mediterranean place with the most mediocre food imaginable. After paying for the most rubbish experience ever, we decide to go to a bar but I channeled my inner /biz/raeli I'm like "We should pregame first or we're going broke in the bar".

They're all down and I suggest a handle of svekda or anything vodka but no, they're a bunch of pussies and they opt for soju and I buy that shit with them. Doesn't get me drunk at all and we end up fucking going to a black club and I'm like why are we here? We pay and go in and they realize I'm right so we go somewhere else, and lemme tell you guys. The bar that we went to next told me all I needed to know about these absolute fucktards, they get in there buy coke and whiskey which is 14$ each, and it was completely watered down. They get like 6 of that shit each, and start "dancing" with people. And by that I mean the midget was screaming and acting possessed and walking up to girls and getting absolutely denied by them. At this point I was completely done and was in the corner shitposting and watching memes.

>>53184822
Year of the Dragon for URANIUM bull market
2024

>>53185206
Somehow yes.

>>53185334
LOOOL

>>53185334
You sound like a bad friend, but to be fair if your friends suck that much stop being friends with them.

>>53185334
(Continued)
After 3 fucking grueling hours, they're finally tired and we decide to head back. The fucking midget loses his ID and starts flipping out, I'm like it's probably at the bar lets just walk back. And he just says the same thing "Oh fuck I lost my ID". Legit brain dead morrowind npc. Eventually we go back to his house (he still lives with this parents), and he's trying to come up with excuses on why we came back late. I'm like bro, we're old enough for them to not able to say shit, Why are you acting like a fucking child. And then the midget and the other guy literally just keep talking about how they almost got that girl at the bar. Lol right. And the next day, these fuckers unironically was watching "Too hot to handle".

So I just left to hang with a different friend and rescheduled my ticket there. Jesus fuck, unbelievable. What a waste of money, came back home today and I'm fuming.

>>53185366
I might sound like a bad friend on paper, but bro the whole ordeal was absolutely horrible.

>>53185365
>>53185334
so... you went to a blue state?

>>53185334
>At this point I was completely done and was in the corner shitposting and watching memes.
did your feet hurt

>>53185428
Yes, and my "friends" were the epitome of MUST CONSOOOOM, ZOINKERSS WOOWWWWWWW, THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE CITY

>>53185334
>>53185365
Kek zoomers don't know how to hang out with people

>>53185433
Yeah, I was wearing timbs and walking around the fucking city like a hobo for 3 hours before we hit the bar

>>53185440
This is their culture, anon. Sucks that you went through shit, but what did you expect?

just got my first job that pays big boy bucks. what should I start with?

>>53185445
>>53185453
Literally could have stayed home and been happier and had 300 more in my bank account which I fucking blew to spend time with a bunch of zogchow retard npcs

>>53185445
Yeah, when you're meeting up with old friends like that, planning a whole weekend, or even one Big Night Out is a bad idea. What you really want to do is just hang out at someone's place drinking, or go to a chill bar where you can reminisce and catch up. Going bar hopping with people don't know well (anymore) is just a miserable experience. You need a stable group of friends who make bar hopping a routine if you want to enjoy it.

>>53185449
Can't be any worse then my friends deciding to go to a gay bar
>I don't know about this place man
>look its got good reviews and is popular right?
>walk in and some dudes in a bunny suit in chains is eyeing up the smallest friend

>>53185365
>goes to bars
>drinks alcohol
>criticizes others
Go to church and get yourself right with God before you go around pointing out the motes of other's eyes.

>>53185471
Cash stacks in case of layoffs later this year.

>>53185481
I didn't even wanna do bar hopping, just wanted to have a laidback weekend. Maybe get buzzed and watch a movie even because I know these 2 guys have never partied before and they wont be able to handle it. Despite all their "stories" of that one time they did something crazy. kek

>>53185487
I'm criticizing them even while not under the influence, who in their right mind watches "Too hot to handle" unironically and actually get invested in it. What even

>>53185500
Yeah, I know. I'm agreeing with you that sounds like a recipe for a bad evening. Sometimes it works out, but not usually. Successful bar hopping requires everyone to function as a unit.

>pre-futes

>>53185510
>too hot to handle
Had never heard of that had to look it up. Your friend is gay. He probably would have stayed in if you would have suggested sucking each other off all night

>>53184780
Hopefully you still have some reserve cash for other cheap picks.

>>53184792
An anon claimed it is a penis lengthening clinic

>>53185487
I'm glad to hear that Peterson helped you out.

>>53185575
He didn't tell us rather he's washed his penis or not. Don't put the buggy ahead of the horse.

>>53184567
has he been quoting the protocols again?

>>53184792
Kek this shit stays up but you can get banned for talking about tanker stocks

>>53185218
JEPQ

>>53185672
I got banned for posting of picture of bun cuns rabbit making fun of him. The jannies really hate that bunny.

>>53182480
I’m gonna be in Japan for awhile starting next week. It seems like it will be basically impossible to trade while I’m there unless I stay up late every night. 9:30 open is at 11:30pm and afternoon session 2pm is at 4am. Any anons trade overseas in anime land? Should I just start trading futures? Or am I gonna have to stop day trading and actually take positions for days at a time…

>>53184792
Lean hogs bros stay winning

>>53185688
triple vaxxed, aren't ya?

>>53185688
Stay away from Miko while you're there. This is your only warning.

>>53185688
Overnight futures trading is pretty dead. Very low volume and price fluctuations. Time to learn how to trade Hang Seng and Nikkei markets.

>>53183735
hahahah look at him go
u think hes at the commuty college taking graphic design too?

I want my fucking Lukoil shares

>>53185682
Biz jannies are the worst

y i e l d c u r v e

>>53183235
Dividends can be bearish signs.
Apparently the company is not confident it can invest money to make a bigger ROI than the market.

>>53184454
yeah i've been saying this forever its the white middle class who is the real threat to democracy

On dividends I have to pay 15%.
On the sale of tax I have to pay 0%.
Weird taxes in my country.

>>53185547
>>53184780
Based AI and semi chads.

>>53185777
The only thing in the world that made real estate go up is interest rates and QE.

>>53185116
they banned poker everywhere in murica i can only play at casinos which are gross

>>53185575
Why would I listen to an atheist grifter telling me what the Bible "really means"? I heard of him and listened to a little of his Bible lecturing, it's all a bunch of satanic pseud.

>>53185334
leaving the house is a meme

>>53183735
He's so proud of it, too. That's really sad.

>>53185817
was it ever not a meme? or did people just not know that it was a meme because they didn't have the internet and video games yet?

>>53185822
If you do something, there is nothing wrong with doing it well.

This is what a white society would look like. Even your popcorn is better.


Literally everything is better from the proud white aryan race.

>>53185876
Too bad we don't live in a white society anymore.

>>53185876
It's wagie fatigue. When you are doing a job that is painfully easy and extremely boring, you have to do something to keep it fresh or you'll go insane. That's part of the reason why it's good to get a job where you don't do the exact same shit everyday

>>53183461
>this is the person you get when you got a problem
I'll do my own support thanks.

>>53185682
Thats funny! Post it. I wanna see it. My day was great, i found a photo of my target on the archives today.

This chilean dies this year

This is the chilean.

>>53185750
Sometimes, but sometimes they're a good sign to an investor. For example, dividends have shown a correlation with the value factor and value stocks have outperformed the market over the long term. (The value factor is what matters there, not the dividend.)

>>53185907
Nigger and jew wagies don't perfect their (simple) craft to such an extent. They arent like us.

We were meant for eachother.

>>53185962
Depends on the sector. Growth giving out dividends isn't of much use, obviously.
The last few years the hype is to issue share buybacks instead of dividends however, to make it seem like you're still a high valued growth stock, while in reality you're either stagnating or turning into value stock.

>>53185334
>>53185365
Why did you
A. Ask for fucking advice on 4chan about whether or not you should hang out with friends you know irl that no one here would know
B. Listen to the decent advice and go if you presumably already knew you’d hate these people judging by your tone
You blame your “friends” for a shit time but you’re the one the chose to go and ultimately that’s why you’re mad, it’s obvious. Make better decisions next time about who you spend your time with zoom zoom. You talk about these guys like you knew they were losers yet you still decided to hang with them, idk what that says about you. What a dumbass set of posts

>>53185699
Yeah and don’t really give a fuck desu I already had two shots and I’m leaving Japan a couple times to go to Korea and Taiwan, it was either that or pay for a pcr test within 72 hours every time I want to re-enter
>>53185703
Don’t worry anon I won’t touch your waifu. I want to impregnate some 3d j girls
>>53185704
Rip seems impossible to really trade Hang Seng and Nikkei as a foreigner from what I’m seeing on Google unless I’m just retarded

>>53185933
Who is the chilean?

>>53184588
how should i cope with being a manlet

>>53186074
Befriend someone shorter than you

>>53185688
don't you have similarly bad trading times as a west coaster, with all the important events at night? as a euro i probably have the comfiest market hours from 3.30 to 10 p.m

>>53186074

>>53184792
where do i sign up? does this pay?

>>53186040
You just need a broker that gives you access into those markets. I don't know which ones let you do that. CME does have nikkei 225 futures for some reason, you might be able to trade those. There's 1 guy in here that trades Japanese bonds and some of the other foreign markets, maybe he will show up.

i'm ngmi

>>53185365
Reminds me of going out in Tampa
>One guy starts playing powerhour by himself to pregame while we go out to the liquor store.
>Somehow split three Ubers to go to restaurant
>Restaurant was kinda cool (it had one of those self serve beer walls)
>One girl isn’t 21 and keeps freaking out about getting caught
>Guy that started pregaming before everyone else is absolutely shitfaced and clearly can’t hold his booze
>Wrap up dinner and start bar hopping
>End up at some kind of wannabe honky-tonk that keeps playing Kelly Clarkson
>Underage girl loses her shit and forces half the group to take her home
>Drunk guy gets fucking lost on the streets of St Pete and we had to ask the Uber driver to drive a couple blocks to find him.
>Never went out with those people again

Does anyone actually believe that the fed will be able to hold rates at 5+% until 2024?
Employment is going to roll over soon and rates will rapidly be deeply restrictive.
Equity markets might be overoptimistic about forward earnings, but I don't think the bond market is far off at all.

I think some point soon the market is going to have to change to bad news = bad news mode, but I don't know how long that will take.

>futes

>>53186269
The fed will make it work, but there will be costs. All the companies that made their 5 year plan rely on zirp will go bankrupt/bought out. Bad news will start to be taken seriously no sooner than once you start seeing blood in the skeets. The market will lose the game of chicken with the fed due to the the fed not caring about equity markets.

>>53186261
That sounds like a standard weekend back when I was in my early 20's. Could never do it again. Every weekend was chaos

>>53186261
this worries me as a 30 year old virgin who wants to start getting out on the dating scene to see what i've been missing out on all my life. you guys make it sound like im gonna have a miserable time and im better off not even bothering trying to "go out". what should i do?

>>53186353
take photos of yourself pretending to have fun and post them to an instagram, then go on tinder and spin the wheel.

>>53186010
I don't know, I thought the years would have changed them, turns out they've only degraded. I guess now I know who to avoid.

>>53186353
One thing you'll realize since you're a wizard, most normalfags are insufferable to be around. If they weren't, we all wouldn't be spending 16 hours a day here. The older you get the harder it gets. You need to get out there before you get too old and stop caring

>>53186353
>30 years old
lol its over dude. maybe you can be a step dad to a bottom tier roasty

>>53186353
That was just my anecdotal experience comparable to anon’s which sounded braindead. The only thing I’d say is that the older you get, the more money you unfortunately need to spend to have a good time.

Wall Street, your mom, and every company was so fucking wrong about 2022.

2023 will bring more pain for equity and crypto holders. The US won't go into recession but we won't see the stock market recover.

Everyone is screaming recession and wall Street is begging for JPow to pivot.

You can be assured that stocks will continue to be under pressure. Crypto is fuckin dead so don't waste your time. The everything bubble has deflated and it's not coming back.

JPow has repeatedly said that they will not give the fed put. even if we go into recession, there won't be any printing because inflation is too high...and JPow is much smarter than your dumb ass.

There won't be hyperinflation. There won't be a crypto boom. The stock market won't recover.

We are in for a decade of stocks and crypto underperforming.

>>53186425
>Spewing doom & gloom about the markets without real evidence
>saying crypto is dead but then saying crypto will underperform

You don’t know what is going to happen just like the rest of us

>>53185688
I live in hungary and I take positions for a few weeks to swing trade because I'm not great at day trading but swing trading is a lot easier. I bought SQ at 54 then sold at 70s after a month or so. Made a lot, now I am gambling on small caps but I'm down 8% from.position in early December.

>>53185716
I wonder if there was similar bitching back during WW2. "When the FUCK is FDR going to unlock my Siemens and I.G. Farben shares? They're extreme value plays!"

Dell is phasing out chinese computer chips. Bullish or bearish for big tech?

>>53186425
Then buy high yield corpo bonds on distressed companies. They HAVE to make thos payments to stay in business, and with all the money sloshing around still they'll get bought up if they dip too low.

>>53186495
intc i guess

>>53186353
Work out constantly and make your first pic a pic of you shirtless with a six pack or otherwise highly defined abs. Make your 2nd pic a pic of two gals with you while you are also shirtless.

Then one more pic of you doing something normal. 3 pics. No more. Otherwise its tryhard.

Then make your profile say this "we can have a sex competition but only if you're cool with being a sore loser"

Grats bro youve won. Might take you a year or two to work out enough but once you have the abs and arms, youve won.

>futures

>>53186501
Exactly. Hell, treasuries look good too.

But anyone that is buying stocks and/or crypto is a fucking faggot moron begging to get pegged.

>>53183461
They are going to spend their entire adulthood witnessing the worst ever time humanity has faced so idgaf let them be annoying little fucks, they're going to discover what reality is very soon

>>53186425
sounds like you've been in the game for about 6 months

>>53186501
>>53186541
Or they go bankrupt lol. But yeah always a gamble. A good one was buying Tesla bonds back when it was shorted so much everyone thought theyd go bankrupt. But yeah i really like treasuries here. Ill probably start up a T bill rotation here with spare cash.

Alright so I've minimized my monthly expenses down to 2k a month and can save/invest about 3k per month. How many years will I have to keep working to live off of investments?

>>53185899
Good I fucking hate honkies

It is already like 7:00am in Japan Monday and like 9:00am Monday in Australia when do those stock exchanges first start listing stocks? Why can't we see the current prices off stocks through those exchanges?

>>53186003
Yeah. The correlation between dividends and value is just a statistical trend that researchers identified. There are definitely counterexamples. Also, maybe that correlation won't continue in the future.

>>53186658
>https://market24hclock.com/
https://market24hclock.com/

>>53186650
40 or so, then you get a trip to the blue factory
haha

>>53186707
*glue

>>53186707
I qualify for pension in a few years but I would still have to do a "rule of 80" before I can collect. Years of work + age = 80 and yeah that would be 40 years

I have a feeling we pump Monday through Wednesday regardless of the news, and then CPI on Thursday dictates how the rest of the year goes.

>>53184632
Get your wife into "Re-Wilding". Let your lawn become a meadow. Its beneficial too all sorts of animals, rabbits birds, bees, the groundwater et al. You can even get a small sign like pic related so your neighbors know why you're doing it. If you dont have an HOA (you shouldnt they're evil) there is nothing anyone can do.
Will save you money too. No gas, no wasted time, no harmful fertilizer or glyphosate and your wife will get to see thumper & bambi every day.
>Been doing it with part of my property for years
I also mulch and leave the leaf's overwinter, lawn part of the property has looked good for ~15 years doing this.

>>53186619
Been doing this longer than you, faggot. New fags are still buying GMEQ and BBBYQ thinking their 10 shares will make them rich.

>>53186752
I've never understood why people bother to rake their leaves. Like just leave that shit

>>53184567
Hes a faggot sellout and the platform is trash.

>>53186211
wangmi friend, wangmi

>>53186791
Compost it with your clippings and use it as fertilizer

>>53186138
Nah I’m in Europe for awhile before Japan so I’ve got the same trading schedule as you right now. And I agree it’s quite comfy, 330 start time is very nice.
>>53186181
I don’t see any U.S. brokers that allow you to trade directly in those markets but I’ll have to see. I may just give futures a shot I’ve just been index option trading anyways lately
>>53186467
Yeah i might have to start doing this kind of shit but I prefer scalping/intraday trading and being out within a couple hours, I hate holding overnight since I mostly trade options right now

>>53186140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1RGhebR3BE

>>53186791
lmao, dead leaves block sunlight therefore theres patchy spots come spring. You can leave leaves, as long as theyre mulched.

>>53186791
Boomers got tricked into believing their yards have to look like the lawns at Oxford year round or everyone will think they're poor, lazy, a bad father etc.

I love my bunbun
Home gardening is based. I want to grow jalapenos and tomatos soon.

Bismiallah futures

>>53186819
>index option
How do those work anyways? Futures are an ultra giga leverage that I don't want to expose myself to. Are future options more controllable?

HOOOOOO GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

I'm too scared to look...

>>53186822
I'm fine with just having a dirt lawn. That's more fun anyway
>>53186837
Buncun you got me a 15 minute ban earlier in the day. Your bunny wife is a lesbian. I'm sorry you had to find out this way

/es +.17
>futures

>>53186874
I dont pay attention to shippers

I kill the competition

>>53186854
Not really. Index options are probably just as bad or worse, I mean you’re buying an option for 100 shares so that can either go very right or very wrong quickly. But I’ve gotten pretty decent at risk management and knowing what strikes/expiry and when to buy. Burned through $3k in a couple months last summer and now I’m in the green a couple grand. It’s mostly just about minimizing your downside with stop losses so if it runs against you you don’t get absolutely fucked. And making sure you take profit before it reverses. It takes practice like anything. I usually just buy one or two spy contracts, ride them to +30-50%, cash out, call it a day. The shit part is when your stop is too aggressive and you get stopped out right before a nice move. But I’m not expert and I’m sure someone here will but in to say no one is profitable day trading.

>>53186886
in the next 2 weeks the s&p is going to hit 4000 before violently correcting to 3200.

>>53186886
>>53186921
I didnt mean to reply to your post

>Futures

>>53186916
Sounds like my experience paper trading futures. Most of the time I got stopped out right before a big move, or I got stopped out during the morning whipsaw. Not needing the tens of thousands in margin sounds appealing.

>>53186927
Cool reference. Ill use it for something

>>53186854
>Futures are an ultra giga leverage
they have micro e-mini s&p futures (/MES) which is 1/10 of the leverage of /ES

>futes

and just like that bitcoin (ticker BTC) will never be below 17k again

>>53186943
My friend said him and his broker friends laugh at people that use micros because the commission is the same for less pricing power. Nicknamed them "micro dick" futures.

BOIL Bros, I hope you are buying this dip. Easiest fucking money here.

>Futures

who needs cocaine and slotmachines when you've got natgas futures lmao

>>53186921
Stinky pete won't make a new low this year. They'll wait for a republican to win the presidency, cut rates and then tank the market to zero.

baking!!

>>53187000
>>53187000
>>53187000
>>53187000
>>53187000

baked!!

>>53186828
Boomers are lazy and bad parents though.

>>53186791
It can suffocate the grass and kill it if theres a ton of snow or rain afterwards. But really just avoid huge piles of it and its fine.

>>53186999
With this McCarthy debacle they might push up the timeline and blame it on the "3 way Divided house"

>>53187041
Would make more sense if there were actually enough republicans to place blame solely on them. But I guess NPCs are too dumb to know the composition of the house either way.

hello

goobye

>>53182867
My lines are finally going up and I don't want to ruin a good thing by posting about it
>Oh no

Jpow will dump the markets for tuesday and wednesday, giving the bulls a good chance to reload their calls for YoY CPI day.