/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53183907
HONEY... THE ZESTIMATE IS DROPPING

>>53183920
Its only just beginning hooooomers

Your desperation for confirmation bias is just hilarious. Homes were nearly free in 2020. You’ll be sitting on the sidelines forever faggot

>>53183925
Yea and it’s funny people like you think in a period of mass unemployment (only reason housing could crash) that you’d be ready with a down payment and still have your job. Good luck rentoid.

>>53183907
hey uhhh... i know you're asking $390k but hear me out... i'll give you $220k right here right now. I KNOW, I KNOW, THE ZESTIMATE. it's just that i don't think this 1200 square foot plywood shitbox with a $200k cost basis and a fresh coat of gray™ paint™ is worth that much -- and i'm guessing everyone else feels the same way, as it's been sitting on the market for 180 days and counting!

>>53183942
Huge difference from 2008 lending to 2021 lending. You’ll be a rentoid forever. Funny post tho

>>53183965
>ignorant
>arrogant
>low IQ speech patterns
i guarantee that i'm sitting on enough cash to outright buy whatever plywood box you live in, chud. i also guarantee that i save and invest more money per year than make pre-tax.

>>53183907
HONEY. SELL YOU DOGGIE COINS NOW AND RENOVATE THAT THIRD BEDROOM LIKE WE AGREED OR TYRONE GETS ANAL TONIGHT

>>53183942
The rentoid seethes as the reality of being priced out settles in. The coping mechanism that allows you to concoct a fantasy of buying a house for pennies on the dollar is quite something with your kind. Sad. Many such cases.

>>53184004
post proof

>>53184189
i can post screens of bank statements and investment portfolio statements but you'll just claim inspect element, as the mere thought of anyone making more than $18.35/hr is an impossibility to the midwestern chudbrain.

>>53183941
I work in the most recession proof industry on the planet. Not everyone trades shitcoins or paints drywall for a living. Cope.

>>53184250
Hooters is not recession proof I'm afraid.

>>53184250
Military-industrial complex bros WAGMI

>>53183931
> 4k/month
> Free

>>53184177
The overleveraged "home owner" who has never looked at home much interest he will actually pay on the home, lives in a shitty suburb he has to commute from (the locals always say "people didn't use to live there"), and will be paying 3500 a month until 2050.

>>53183907
even my practice gf is starting to nag me about my decreasing zestimate

why is anyone allowed to check it, shouldnt be public shes so annoying..

>>53184009
Kekked

>>53183942
>Offers $220k for an asset with a 200k cost basis
So just build your own faggot

>>53184439
dont get lippy with me or i'll smack the shit out of you in your own home, faggot. im being VERY generous here.

>>53183941
Some people work as maintenance in recession proof industries. Not everyone works some flippant luxury service job or is a DEI roastie at FAGMAN

2017 homebuyer master race reporting in. Home value's still up 60%.

>>53184481
You kiss your wife's bf's cock with that mouth?

>>53183931
> lawyers under bridges!
> dentists 16 to a room!
think it through, fuckhead

>>53183931
Mortgages were free, homes were expensive.
Not just price either, the sellers were making all kinds of fucking crazy demands like "OK I'll sell you the house but you need to check on my mom across the street once a week and you're waiving the inspection." Like get the fuck out of here.

>>53184245
dammnn

>>53184245
>no proof
>posting on fucking 4chan
>does it for free
Lol

>>53184563

>>53184510
>Home value's still up 60%.
thats what you think, try listing it and see what serious offers you actually get rn

>>53184626
>immortanjoemediocre.wav

>>53184510
Ayy, same here. Bought for 280, assessment just came in at 520. Basement rentoid just about covers my mortgage too.

>>53184004
You would have made a free 200k if you bought in 2020