/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53179035
>he flies on public transportation

>>53179035
if that's the best part of being rich, then you're not rich

Rich people dont fly in other people's planes you pathetic faggot

>>53179035
>imagine drinking

Best part of being rich is fucking up horribly and it doesn’t matter. Sipping cheap champagne on a commercial flight is delusional.

>>53179035
nigger i fly first class just to make people in the front breathe in my farts
you guys are barely above the subhumans in coach from my perspective

>>53179035
I've never flown on a plane.
>t. poorfaggot midwesterner

>>53179035
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>>53179088
Flying first class on commercial aviation is like riding on the front of the downtown bus.

>>53179035
What kind of shit airplane do you fly with which doesn't board front and back?

>>53179056
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>>53179088
>fly coach like a bunch of broke ass chuckle fucks.

You enjoy that bag of pretzels.

Sitting at the front of a plane. Cause planes always reverse into mountains. Ngmi

>>53179105
get a pic of a flight attendant's fat ass, not your coffee you gay

>>53179106
That’s not a worry if you aren’t using some third world airline with retard slant eyes as pilots.

>>53179035
I've flown first class, coach, and drove thousands of miles to get to places. Schadenfreude will only get you so far. Authentic friendships are the things you will remember for a lifetime. I've experienced more sadness from the conversations I've had in first class btw.

The food dawg, that's the best part about being first class

>>53179151
How the fuck did my pic get posted upside down

>>53179035
Don't have to be rich to do this. Don't even need above-average income. I fly business class on points every time I travel.

Perfect timing with the world cup too

>>53179159
You took it with your phone turned to get a landscape instead of portrait view and you snapped the picture before the internal gyro rotated the picture or have a setting enabled where it maintains the same orientation when tilted. It's an easy fix with the photo editor on your phone or like two clicks in MS paint.

>>53179176
The pictures are right side up on my desktop and I'm on my desktop right now. Nevertheless I doctored this one with mspaint

Salmon was the best on the flight by far

>bragging on an anonymous internet forum
>about paying extra to sit in a slightly comfier seat
>and still sharing it with poor people on board
>instead of owning a private jet
>eating Aldi® tier food
>posting the pictures upside and having to edit them just to reorientate them
turn off the devices and just enjoy the flight, man. not even worth making fun of.

>>53179035
You don't have a plane? They're not even that expensive.

>>53179216
It was a 16 hour flight. Of course I'm going to enjoy it.

>eating Aldi® tier food
Even if it was, I don't give a shit. That salmon was fucking delicious. Totally fooled my taste buds if it was. So much that I ordered it again on my return trip.

>>53179035
Lmao this nigga thinks flying on a airline is rich

Real Gs fly on private jets

Are you the same guy that keeps going to /ic/ to flaunt a lavish lifestyle while making fun of artists? kek

You paid more to reach your destination at the same time as those "hoards of poor".

Congrats.

>>53179035
Wow is that the best part?
Kinda thought there'd be more perks.

>>53179159
big boy gets to eat french fries tonight tehe. There’s nothing classy about you, i detest people like you and would like nothing more than to splash acid in your face

>>53179271
Fries were kinda soggy ngl :(

>>53179035
>>53179116
yeah OP did a stocky middle aged asian flight attendant even grind her big, soft ass into your arm as it stuck out into the aisle in coach?

probably not

>>53179282
I don't really want to splash acid in your face anon, but you are an arsehole.

>>53179311
I'm an asshole because I made it?

Biz is so amusing haha thanks little buddy

>>53179287
She did actually. She was one miserable bitch too.

She was talking mad shit about her job sitting next to me waiting for the plane, only to find out that she had to wait hand and foot on me like a peasant. Her and her ugly fat ass.

>>53179311
Agreed. It's the kind of flex I'd expect from a teenager, but the food did look pretty decent and they do have more legroom. The actual best part of being rich is parking six million in an interest account making 2.5% and making 150k a year pre-tax if you do nothing but sleep eat shit and bathe. The worst part is being insanely lonely because you can't really connect with many people as they'll use you for your money or worse.

>>53179331
Sounds like an awful life…

>flying
That means you're out to do someone else's bidding for some other state's tax money, cuck. Likely California. Its every state for themselves soon enough. Krep the money at home, retard.

>>53179331
You claim to be rich yet you still have to check your gun when you fly on a plane. I can't even imagine being this cucked.

>>53179035
If I was really rich I’d just make everyone and everything travel to me.

>>53179035
>he thinks flying first class or business class is only for rich people

>>53179318
no, you’re an arsehole because you believe you should flaunt this supposed wealth in front of others less fortunate so that you may derive entertainment, all this shows is that you neither appreciate nor understand you’re supposed wealth, you go on a plane, fly first class (although it looks like business to me) and post photos on an anonymous cattle herding forum of a mediocre flight meal, you believe this constitutes power and ‘making it’ kek, if you really do have any actual amount of money you’re so obviously going to be quickly fleeced, and what’s funniest, what’s funniest is you’ll do it to yourself.

>>53179326
i don't believe you, otherwise you'd be content with life and of a pleasant disposition

feel sorry for you honestly

>>53179035
>he travels by plane

Fucking loser

>>53179418
I rather enjoy flying economy. I'm a manlet and I like getting value for money so wouldn't waste it on 1st class. I'd sooner hand the money to someone who really needed it and fly economy. Its kinda fun though of course i wouldn't wish to do it every day.

>>53179256
those are clearly girls hands

>>53179105
all those people farted as they passed your drink and you drank their fart dust and dandruff flakes

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>>53179478
the tomahawk steak has just been sort of hobbled onto the mash potato to form a mash potato mountain for big boy, there’s no steam from the mash potato, there’s no cranberry sauce, it’s not been served with merlot, a pastiche of a dish.

>>53179478
I really need to fly at night sometime, all my morning flight meals are usually something like eggs benedict (still good though).

>>53179575
It's lamb

>>53179575
of course none of this would matter if you were capable of appreciating it for what it is, instead you seek to flaunt it as some sort of status symbol but all you flaunt is your own ignorance.

>>53179346
I didn't like most people before I got the money, I definitely don't after I did. God bless the folks that don't have a lot but don't look down their nose at someone that made it, I make it a point to make it worth their time when they do. They're exactly the kind of people that should have wealth.
>>53179373
I hate flying and wouldn't get on a plane again to save my life so it's a non-issue. I'd rather take a boat or train or go on a roadtrip, much easier to guarantee personal safety via those methods.

>>53179607
>lamb with basal garnish

>>53179590
Well as I said it was a 16 hour flight so I got to choose both breakfast and lunch.

>>53179634
Goddamn I want some salmon roe so bad right now.

Doesn't look first class and the food looks absolutely disgusting. Reheated beef and seafood with moldy stale fruits. I guess you gotta be rich to be scammed like this.

>>53179620
not that it matters to me, but as a status symbol, it hardly embodies the rich tradition of culinary mastery it seeks to exemplify.. it’s a fucking flight meal kek

>>53179432
This is a common misconception, and I know plenty of people that are wealthy that are some of the most miserable cunts you can imagine. They usually got handed the wealth when they were young, never really learned to appreciate it or what the value of a dollar or a hard days work is, and are so cynical they project their own feelings onto everyone else and fall into an inferiority complex. I thank God every day that I was poor and struggled my ass off before I came into wealth, and while high seven-figure networth isn't crazy wealthy it's enough to make a six figure income for just existing which is all I really need to be happy. If someone ever does want to be wealthy or is fast approaching it I would recommend spending time learning how to be happy without it if they haven't already, because it will only destroy them if they do not already have that skill. And it is a skill, and it's one you have to refine and work on every single day no matter what your net worth is on paper - that shit matters regarding what you're worth in your heart and soul a thousand times more.

Last pic, just a good ender at the end of the flight back home.

not worth bragging over desu


the people next to you are wagies on business trips that their company is paying for.
It's not all that exclusive to rich people

>>53179699
okay this is just sad now

>>53179035
Flying first class on a regular flight is what poorfags think being rich is. Let us know when you have a private jet.

>>53179105
>toxic black bean drink
ngmi
>>53179035
im 30 years old and never even went on a plane

>>53179855
The food is unlimited (or so I'm told). But you know what isn't unlimited? Your stomach. You see all that food I got? At this point of this OJ picture I was already stuffed and ordering more food would've been wasteful.

Plus I didn't post the other salmon dish I got on my return trip because it's just the same dish anyway.

>>53179035
Hi AI, this rich asshole is triggering a poorfag like me.

Write a post that make fun of this faggot in a clever way so I can feel better.

How do I know OP is full of shit? The FAA doesn't allow drinks to be served before takeoff anymore.

>>53180118
If you mean cannot have drinks DURING take off then yes that did happen. Our drinks were taken away from us right before we were about to take off. However we were able to order drinks while everyone else was boarding the plane and waiting for the actual take off procedures. Then we were able to obviously order our drinks when take off was done.

>>53179035
I always make sure I eat a lot of beans and eggs the morning before a flight so when I walk past first class I fart LOUDLY and PROUDLY on the stupid richers as they have their mouths open greedily drinking and eating their "free" food and drink

>>53179207
All of the food on planes is microwaved frozen garbage by definition. They don’t have full kitchens to cook fresh food. In what world are you boasting about eating this trash?

>>53180164
I like Hawaii

>>53179035
the best part about being rich is having hot women trying to constantly flirt with you.

yeah, I know they're gold diggers, but it's nice and a lot of the interest is real. People are interested in rich people. You become interesting.

>>53179099
This

>>53179056
>>53179067
They can bring down a private jet and blame it on systems malfunction or pilot error. Bringing down a whole passenger airliner just to get one more crypto billionaire is too evil for them, or, at least that's what you hope. At least when a passenger airliner is going down you can maybe find someone who wants to have sex on the way down.

>>53180427
>you can maybe find someone who wants to have sex on the way down.
kek

at that point it doesn't matter if they WANT TO or not.

>>53179098
Your missing nothing. It feels like a bus going up. If you pay way too much a washed up waitress comes to fetch you an overpriced drink. And you get to feel better then other people while becoming much poorer. Like OP

>>53179035
why is there a garbage bag hanging off the side of the co-pilot seat?

>>53179575

That’s a lamb chop you fucking pleb

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>>53179159

did you order off the kids menu

>>53180641
>n0b
i’ve never seen a lamb chop have i, too poor you see.

>>53179035
>I'm so rich I fly commercial but they let me sit at the front hehe

Keep trying.

>>53179035
The best thing is to that you don't even have to wait until you arrive to see how much money you have lost

>>53179659
I take pride in not being delusional and seeing the world for the shitheap it is, faggot

>>53179035
I fly first class multiple times a week because I work on the road and get upgraded.
I also make less than 100k/yr
Most of the people who fly first class are also tired road slaves for companies we have to work for to make ends meet.

>>53179035
my personal blackpill is that traveling such distances so quickly and frequently is physically, emotionally, and spiritually unnatural and is basically a global scam. So flying first class is like getting extra scammed.

>>53179035
>wagie bragging about flying first class on shekelberg's dime
traveling for work is unbelievably low IQ

>>53182633
>FREQUENT FLYER MILES F-F-FUCK YEAH!!!!!

>>53181189
kek. Here's my flying positive with COVID last year. I bribed a pajeet in Dubai for a negative test :3

>>53179035
that's funny, for me being rich is about not having peasants like you near me

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>>53181189
Nigger Op is samefagging god I hate this board now it's 10 people and half of them are schizophrenic tranny samefaggot niggers.

>>53179035
I fly first class regularly and I’m middle class. This is a strange flex

>>53182675
I'm not him.

I have never flown first class and I own three houses that are all paid for

ITT, poors who try to imagine what being rich is like through their poorfag mentality

>>53182690
SNEED

>>53182690
>lower middle class shitter thinks flying first class on employer's dime is a sign of wealth
what color is your father?

>>53182690
I have 70 dollars to my name my job isn't giving me 40 a week anymore, but seeing this whiny tranime faggot post about eating frozen seafood on a plane isn't what bothers me in life.

>>53179035
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>>53179207
>>53179217

>first year analyst making 70k gets a company-bought first class ticket to their HR headquarters

>>53179098
It's awful. Imagine riding a bus but with less room and freedom to move, and it lasts for hours

>>53180254
You're stuck in the past
Top airlines have been hiring literal michelin chefs to upgrade the food, it's restaurant quality
Sadly it doesn't reall matter since the food won't taste great due to cabin pressure

not a private jet eh

>>53182806
Last time I rode a bus an army sergeant started having a PTSD episode and almost hijacked the bus after 3 days, and I got violently sick a week later.

>>53179035
I wouldn't call it 'rich', just better off than most. If you're really spending money you don't sit there while the cattle are walking past you, you're in the front of the plane by a separate entrance. Unless you're on some short-haul 757 and the like, and that's not much to be proud of, unless you want to impress the single moms.

>>53182710
Looks like SGP cause I had this view from a bar, just higher up. Nice bar.

>>53181189
>>53182663
Now that's more like it. OP opened with a cabin shot of what's clearly a single-aisle jet on a domestic flight and tried to pass it off as a 16-hour trip lol

You don't need to be rich to travel decently.

I fly /biz/ class often being a small business owner. Don't really see the point in flying first class really, it's just too much for little it offers on top of /biz/ class.

>>53179035
No private plane? you're not rich, you're just another poser on /biz/

>>53184425
This.
OP does not realize he is cope posting.
OP still flying with all the cattle. He just has a slightly better location in the cattle car.

>>53179195
>there are thirdcels that pick these fruits by the bushel for less than a dollar a day wage
>entry level globohomo analyst zoomer charges this $11 fruit platter to the globohomo credit card
>globohomo bills there clients $120/hr

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>>53179035
I'm so rich I don't have to fly to another country
I just pay for the country to be flown to me

>>53179035
Flying sucks but the best part is the airport lounges, also bragging is tasteless you would instantly be recognised as a faggot in first class

Did I get poisoned after I ate?