/biz/ - Business & Finance

OUTTA MY WAY <??> FUCKING SHITS

Lets keep the antisemetism to a maximum or we won't be having these threads much longer.

Semiconductors to higher number.

first for fuck jews

Mfw stuck in 6 figure hell

>>53176580

Holy fuck zooming out to max makes it look like another pump and dump penny stock like SIGA or GME or SOXL. This shit is heading to the ground lmao

He wants to spend more time with his family.

holy fucking shit millenials

I am dangerously close to creating /bmg/ - Bond Market General.

>>53176580
Do you guys remember when this guy was going through a list of every religion and their problems, but skipped Judaism, and when someone asked him why he skipped it he had a borderline meltdown on stream and started getting angry and calling the question disgusting?
This guy is the very definition of controlled opposition.

Bros they changed the Baja blast recipe, it taste like oversatured kool aid
Short PEP

holy fucking shit millenials are retarded

So, what is Cassandra man saying these days?

(((They))) won. You know who.

Discuss.

>>53176521
Not off the top of my head, but with 'something more passive' I was thinking of some sort of index fund exposed to genomics. Idk if that exists, it's not really my sort of investment.
But the advantage of index funds tracking sectors is that you aren't chained to the questionable judgement of active managers like cathy woods.
Otherwise I wouldn't invest in anything because 'it's cool', if the cookie factory next door can triple profits in two years, you should in fact invest in the cookie factory because the underlying economics are easier to grasp and tech is very sensitive to competition. If anything 'cool' things that you don't understand are worse investments than boring but more rapidly growing companies that you understand a bit better. The classic example is Peter Lynch making bank on ToysRus and Dunkin Donuts back in the day. Of course, those kind of growth stocks are very hard to find these days.

>>53176638
hey

if you could stop posting my wife, i'd appreciate it. thanks.

>>53176634
boring

>>53176652
But yeah stocks are actually pretty sterile in a way, it doesn't matter at all what a company does, with all stocks, everything that matters is 'will they grow profits rapidly and how much', the product itself is irrelevant, all that matters are associated costs, margins, supply, demand, etc.

you anons probably have no idea how fucked we are. the fed raising rates and doing nothing to combat inflation (yes raising rates doesnt do shit) is affecting women the most, this is not the "women most affected" meme, this is real. women account for over 70% of ALL consumer spending and if they are priced out of excessive buying, like they're used to, its going to hit the markets harder than covid. there will be some delay to when shit actually hits the fan because women are maxxing out their credit cards at the moment to maintain their money-spending level but they're going to hit the limit soon and paying back is not an option. listen to me closesly, if women are unable to keep buying we will get obliterated.

there needs to be a huuuuuge tax break for women to keep the market going or bobo is going to piss in our coffee every morning.

>>53176688
is it weird that i think this "model" is ugly? i didn't read your post btw.

Whats the chances of the GME BBBY meme bullshit causing regulations for investors?

GameStop Corp. is acquiring Buy Buy BABY in January of 2023.
Prepare your positions accordingly.

>>53176698
The endocrine disruptors really got to your hormones, anon.

>>53176688
I thought about shorting THOT a few times, but that just seems so daunting.

>what are the chances of dogshit buttfuck aquiring shitbuttdogshit
>how will this effect the market

I hate squeezetards with a passion. Anyone invested in gme, bbby, memestocks in general should be shot and their money given to smarter people.

>>53176698
anon you've got coomer brain

>>53176726
From all the crypto to meme stocks its really, really fucking obvious we were in a bubble

>>53176712
>>53176727
are these the best "responses" you guys can come up with? seriously?

im disappointed. i expected better bantz from you guys. sad! here, look at someone who is actually attractive. before you post i already know you're going to respond with something negative because of your bruised egos, but i don't really care. other anons lurking will understand.

>>53176745
Agreed

>>53176745
I no shit asked in their gay cult general if theyd been selling calls. 4 people said they wouldnt and havent been. Theyve just been taking losses since jan 21 21

>>53176512
What ETF's can i use as a bank account for the next 10 years

>>53176764
I could make a few thousand a month with selling CC. And I would rope at MOASS.

>>53176646
>If you see Jews are insidious influencers behind the scenes of world events
It is well documented that most of the members of PNAC, the think tank that brought the United States into the Iraq war were Zionist Jews. Jews were also heavily involved in German and Russian Communism.
>If you use the word "Zionist" as code for "Israeli"
Why would an Israeli not support Israel?
>If you deny history by rejecting the legitimacy of Israel
Israel was founded using violence against Palestinians.
>If you assume that the Israeli government speaks for all Jews
The Hebrew Bible says Jews are allowed to commit genocide against their enemies.
>If you dismiss the humanity of Israelis
Jews believe they are allowed to commit genocide against their enemies.

>>53176634
Yeah I am thinking we are back 2 year niggas

>>53176756

>>53176637
Judaism is basically just a deformed version of Christianity. It’s irrelevant so I don’t blame him for skipping it

>>53176756
>no tits
>humongous ass
anon I think your problem is that you are a nigger

>>53176756
I have questions about this girl's posture

>>53176770
I deny the holocaust and you're retarded.

>>53176797
>>53176790
>>53176785
>before you post i already know you're going to respond with something negative because of your bruised egos

>>53176769
s&p, whichever has lowest charges

>>53176756

>>53176663
Year of the rabbit https://imgur.com/a/pBbPTEp

>>53176769
VOO - S&P 500 which is 85% of the stock market
VTI - The entire american stock market
VT - the entire global stock market

all of these are fine

>>53176810
Sure, bro

>>53176769
Money market funds like Cash.to or SGOV

TSM earnings will destroy semi valuations.

Also wage growth decline was definitely an over-reaction from the market.
It's been trending down for a while now and unemployment rates still haven't budged.
IMO the only thing that will move the fed on rates is inflation expectations dropping to below 2% or unemployment properly breaking out.
In 1966-7 wage growth dropped thanks to rate hikes but the labour market remained strong.
In reality this is likely the scenario the fed wants to avoid as inflation came back fiercely afterwards when after the fed eased.

>>53176810
This episode of sesame street is brought to you by the letter "L" for lordosis
ah ah ah

When will the putin price hike end?

>>53176842
honestly this supply glut is the time to buy. Im waiting a few more months but then Im going balls deep in semis. there will be another wave of semiconductor need and the prices will soar.

>>53176868
you dont get it, do you? there will be crisis after crisis after crisis, it will not stop! price hikes will not stop!
>"oh there is a water crisis? well, guess we will make idk electricity and houses more expensive because water prices are hitting us hard!"
>profits rise by 400%

you will get raped, WE WILL GET RAPED

>>53176829
year of the money market
>>53176842
Wagies worked .1 less hours so they made .3% more in the month. Wages are still growing and will continue growing while unemployment is below 5% causing sustained inflation.

>>53176842
TSM is a interesting beast, they have a fucking massive investment in fabrication plants but won't see any profit from it until its built. So there's this 3-4 year gap of slowing revenue only for huge payouts when they become the world's first 2nm and 3nm production.

I don't understand any of this. I'll just keep buying solid companies like Microsoft or Coca-Cola and expect them to carry me through anything.

>>53176909
>wages are going up
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WORKING FOR $10 AN HOUR ANYMORE WTF JUST STARVE AND LIVE IN YOUR CAR YOU DUMBFUCK NOOOOOOO

HOHOL SISTERS WTFWT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53176842
>>53176890
I agree, when tsmc and MICRON sentiment is down, recessions is being priced in, that's when you gotta slurp semis, they are the most gdp sensitive/cyclical sector

>>53176960
doesnt matter what you buy in a managed market (managed by the fed) everything moves the same

>>53176973
ummm based?

>>53176973
promises are made to be broken

>>53176640
>Motley Fool survey
So they asked 100 people at most with no real scientific basis or control to actually get an accurate sample of all Millennials and published their biased results as fact?

>>53176973
This is it.
This is the most antisemetic thing I've seen this year.
This is absolutely disgusting. We'd rather help ourselves than some random corrupt shithole? Are you serious?
Way to go fellow white people. Greedy as always.

OnlyFans IPO, FUCKING WHEN

>>53176832
I accept your concession :^)

stop posting uggos any time.

>>53176973
This is the most based thing I've read all year.

>>53176688
Gib sweaty north Italian GF.

>>53177056
>>53177003
>>53176991
>>53176985
Sending money to ukraine isnt exactly the biggest issue desu. The country is collapsing and ukraine is barely the issue.

>>53177003
Little early to be calling Antisemite of the Year, Ye still has 10 months to prepare.

>>53177076
I'm being sarcastic anon.

>Sending money to ukraine isnt exactly the biggest issue desu.

>>53177076
we're collapsing because we are sending too much money to ukraine, if all hohols die, america is saved

>>53177096
Ukraine aid is barely anywhere near the levels we spent on covid, or the pentagon yearly, or medicaid.

>>53177061
anon she looks like a boy with those proportions. those hips are thin as fuck. how are you going to push a baby out of those? look at that face. it's ugly and high maintenance and caked in makeup. you want your children to have ugly faces like that? not me. on top of that she's obviously high maintenance. she'll be telling you how shitty you are for losing money AGAIN on 0DTE options every fucking day, you want that for your family?

i'll take the beautiful-faced woman with the wide hips instead, tyvm. a woman who believes in me and doesn't cost an arm and a leg to provide for. a fun, practical woman, who doesn't think she's better than me and everyone else and just wants to have fun. obvious choice.

>>53177108
>the money we spent on another country is not nearly the amount we spent on ourselves!

what point are you trying to make, anon?

Sigh 40 years old. Still young enough to get out and do the things I like. But old enough to not do anything dumb (which costs me green). Or least that's how I see it.

>>53177123
>coca-cola

stopped reading.

>>53177120
>ourselves
Now the pentagon is ourselves? Aid to ukraine is barely anything. If anything its just giving money to military industries in the US to rebuild more stuff. I own Raytheon stocks so why would I care about your latest culture war meme?

>>53177123
KO boomer can you buy 1 share of some meme and add it to your holdings photo to troll a bit

>>53177152
the thing that's really gonna salt your nuts is when you realize that all of our discussion is for naught because no one gives a fuck what some nerds on /smg/ think about global politics. just in case you thought a single thing you thought about mattered in the real world.

>>53177152
I legit don't give a FUCK if it's a single USD of aid.
I don't pay taxes for a shitty corrupt shithole.
I don't pay taxes for Israel.
I don't give a fuck about anything but the United States and my standard of living.

It isn't my problem.

>>53177194
stop crushing my hopes and dreams

>>53177111
Holy checked and familypilled, I just wanted to noncommittally bang and be seen in public with a fancy chick for a while before she leaves me because I can't stop gambling (and losing).

>>53177220
>I don't give a fuck about anything but the United States and my standard of living.
Except your standard of living hasnt dropped because of it. Your standard of living is because of American political and financial dominance moving nations to send their resources to us. Ill never get how people here can be in investing in stuff and not realize their gains is from american dominance causing other nations to use USD and sell goods to us over others.

Thats it, the next fucking drawing im doing is gonna be marina datillo in a red bikini with Z painted on the cups

And the head of a pig on a pike in her hand. I fucking hate ukranians

>>53177254
Haha yes, I think our continues support for Israel and involvement in pointless wars throughout the middle east has been nothing but beneficial to America.

>>53177306
Uh yeah, why do you think we get oil traded in USD? Because we meddle in every country that has oil.

>>53177329
You're such a naïve idiot its hilarious.

>>53177333
Why did the British Empire constantly meddle? Because it brings resources and goods into your markets. I know a lot of you struggle to understand that if the US leaves then another just takes it for themselves. US prosperity is because we mess up everyone else. Including our allies.

Used to be I could get 2 sausage biscuits and a large coffee from MCD for 3:18 (w/tax). Now it'd cost me uh almost 5. Now assuming shat takes a big dump or a deflation type thing happens (aka back to "normal") do you think I'd be able to get such cheap goodness back again? Hell no. The era of "cheap" has come and gone. Hell MCD's food has really taken a big shat lately. Started with the fries, now its expanded out.

>>53177411
>dollar menu reminiscence time
dollar menu reminiscence time
>dollar menu reminiscence time
dollar menu reminiscence time

>>53177306
personally i think the most benefit to us was when Brandon randomly and unapologetically pulled out of Afghanistan and left over $100 million in high tech military equipment for the Taliban terrorists, who then re-took over the country, which made us look weak and allowed Putin to invade Ukraine in the first place.

that's probably antisemitic though and i should probably cool it, but idk.

>>53177451
>this was only 10 years ago
>inflation is only 2%

>>53177411
MCD is a real estate company.

>>53177462
Stop being antisemetic. Invading Afghanistan and then leaving was a necessary sacrifice for Israel.

>>53177506
>Stop being antisemetic.

No.

I don't think I will. :^)

How much money do I need to get a ticket to go beyond the ice wall and see the outer world?

>>53177606
it's probably not that expensive if you're serious in all honesty. there's no "ice wall" though, but you can go visit Antarctica if you really wanted and enjoy the super cold temperatures or whatever i guess.

>>53177606
Money won't take you there, you need good breeding.

>>53177606
Sorry, central Antarctica is off limits and you can’t look at pictures of the #%^%<>€^*%#<^*^#

wow this thread is super dead on the weekends, huh? im personally more than 50% of the posts in the past half hour it seems.

see you guys on monday at open i guess. bear markets suck, dead thread is dead.

Should i move into an S&P ETF or some value stocks?

>>53176831
Is s&p 500 85%of the global stock market or just US?

>>53177675
s&p because you don't know what you're doing

>>53177646
It’s Saturday and the movie doesn’t start for another few hours

>>53177688
even for a Saturday it is bad, so many bushy bright eyed anons with hopes and dreams have left us

>>53176640
>bro just invest in VOO and wait for that baby to give you 5% annualized returns over 40 years
I want money now, boomer.

>>53176688
>women will no longer be able to be little cunts and will have to beg to suck my dick for a purse
I'm not seeing the issue.

>>53177675
85% of the US stock market. It’s about 50% of the global stock market.

>>53177646
Yes.

>>53176726
Don’t worry bro. Their money is in fact being govern to smarter people and a bullet isn’t even needed.

>>53176973
He'll renig on that ASAP. All the promises he made to everyone to get voted in will be broken. If the Republicans try and vote him out per the agreement, the Dems will bail him out because he's a Democrat in Republican clothing.

>>53176688
That's a man btw

Hi anons. I didn't know where else to say this other than the stock market thread. How do I cope with turning 23 in a month and having no meaningful skills? I've worked 1.5 years in retail and I'll probably be graduating soon with a useless English degree. I just don't know what to do with my life. It's worth mentioning that I have approximately $168k to my name. I lucked out from SHIB in 2021, but I haven't had any luck since.

>>53177716
Its called get a fucking job retard

>>53177779
Put your money in VTI.

I am currently long on the market but will probably short again next week after a good inflation report comes out.

>>53177779
>23
>graduating college
>$168k to my name
Is this a subtle gloat post? How the fuck are you "coping"? You are in the 99th percentile of people your age.

The market will crab back up over then next 4 days, then shit the bed after CPI into the subsequent week before pumping again to February 1st. Bulls will declare this the end of the bear market forever and only up. At that point the market will, as it did in december, sell off. Bears will gloat about how bulls are so stupid and it was obvious the market was pricing in another PIVOOOT that wasn't coming and the bear market will last ten years.

In reality, the crab chads will win as the market will be flat and go upsies and downsies depending on season with no directionalism.

>>53177814
Not a gloat. I'm depressed as hell. Grew up very poor, if that's worth mentioning. I'm throwing away money rn on rent that's $1500 a month.

>>53177688
What's the movie tonight?

>>53177814
He's better off but has an english degree, all the compsci chads will be making at least 169k.

>>53177844
Well if your depressed, there is a good chance you might kill yourself and it would be a shame to leave all that money behind. How do you feel about donating $3k to an anon who could put it to good use?

>>53177814
He has gasoline but no engine. He has $168k but no way of making any more

>>53177779
>$168
Unironically put that in VT so you'll own the world. Could become a million by 40

>>53177451

>>53177779
Go back to school for a better degree. See if you can get into some masters program with your English degree. Preferably one that actually lets you get a job this time. You should easily be able to afford it if you live a little below your means, 1500 a month seems pricey.

>>53177844
Stop living in california

>>53177350
>British Empire
where is it now? curious.

>>53177888
Same place the Russian empire went. But wealth of it still remained in the private hands of traders in London.

Lending demand is plummeting and delinquencies are going through the roof. Mortgage rates are going up too.

Yeah, I think with the earnings shit with the banks next week, friday will be a gigadumping bloodbath.

Sometimes I think I might actually be a giant spider trapped inside a human's skin, and if I could just get this fucking skin off of me I could do cool spider shit like climb walls and spin webs

>>53177779
you need to put it all into BOIL 2 weeks from now and then sell it in june

>>53177646
It’s frustrating sitting here waiting for the market to open, but then when it does it’s Monday and I’m supposed to be working so that also sucks. I live a frustrating existence.

>>53177917
>I’m supposed to be working
Ew, we have dirty wagies in here.

>>53177646
If it makes you feel any better, I'm about to make a fireside chat video here shortly once the booze kicks in.

>>53177927
Hurry up or you're going to conflict with movie night
Though the movie choice will probably suck so it won't matter

>>53177876
Yeah I mean I was paying $620 a month to live with roommates, but they made me want to kill myself so I moved out and am renting my own place now. But uh, English technically can get you jobs...there are some decent paying ones but they are extremely competitive. There's something called UX design that pays 6 figures right out the gate, but again...very competitive.

>>53177933
Don't rush me!

>>53177954
It better be an extra beefy and thicc episode after being on hiatus so long

I'm glad we don't talk about stocks.

>>53177963
It's going to be very unorthodox. I'm just going to talk about a few stocks and posters and give an update on my life.

>>53177976

>>53177893
and what of the average Brit? they sure as shit aren't benefiting from it. short-sighted men are what destroy empires (like America) and if you can't see what's happening for what it is you are delusional or in denial.

>>53177878
>one post about this id
imagine being so butthurt about football that you post in /smg/ about it on a Saturday night

Hey if movie night isn't a fun horror movie I'm gonna be big mad

>>53177913
You need to take different drugs (in my unprofessional opinion).

>>53176973
What a RINO turn coat. How are Ds going to get anything done now

the stock market is jewish fraud in totality. the notion of bull or bear markets is the whim of jewish criminals on who to rob now. anyone who "invests" is robbed. Our government is coopted by a fake country invented by hitler to keep keep jews in a prison state away from good humans. israel and all who praise it are evil and should be treated as such

>>53178137
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>>53176688
sexy giraffe

>>53176904
probably this,
probably unironically.

>>53177996
>average Bri
If you are in this thread your goal shouldnt be to be average.

>>53176973
likely to be the first thing he'll do a 180 on...

>>53178137
man the jewish fuckery comes full circle.
>This money making machine is only for us goy

>>53178137

>>53177003
don't worry. this won't last.

nice

>>53177111
single hands wrote this.

:-(

Wanting to have a shitty house and retire at a decent age is antisemetic.
Even worse is trying to make money in the stock market. You fucken GOYS better stop or we won't be having brokers any longer.

>>53177606
You have to join the Hunter Association, but to do that, you first have to learn nen.

>>53178216
y

>>53178216
At this point fuck it. Let's give it another try.

>>53178216
no really why
can someone explain to me why millenials jerk off to communism when LITERALLY every single communist country failed

>>53178258
Maybe because half of my high school history program was learning about WW2 and the holobunga rather than communism and the insane amount of people it has killed.
Brainwashing has consequences.

>>53178258
Because they’ll do it differently, anon, they just won’t do the bad stuff and they’ll only do the good stuff

>>53176688
>If women stop buying we will be obliterated

If your investment portfolio is heavily weighted towards discretionary spending currently you deserve to take a haircut, particularly if you are exposed to luxury goods.

I am going to buy a home for essentially 50% of what its premier condition might got at on the market. Won't be able to save as much from now on, but paying off the house faster is essentially a steroided money market fund locked in until paid off? Also
>get dog
>get white gf

>>53178286
Check the plumbing first

>>53178261
Yeah it was never focused on in my schooling just how disastrous communism was for the USSR and it's satellites. Most US history from that area was "WWII, nazis bad genocide bad US interventionalism good; then suddenly vietnam, proxy war bad nuclear weapons bad space race good".
In the 2000s still had jokes about waiting in line for bread in Russia and hiding from the secret police but I didn't know the extent of death resulting from incompetent or malicious governance over there until after college when I had a job I could read wikipedia all day at.
And I probably never would have heard of Pol Pot if it weren't for a passionate tenured archaeology professor who was still furious about Angkor Wat.

>>53176688
sounds accurate. i don't really need anything except the basics like food but women always buy some silly consumer crap

>>53178292
Its my aunts old house who died in 2020 from sepsis after radiation treatment. The house was valued in 2021 at 265k (premier condition). Its owned by eight over family members (due to inheritance) and its a bitch to sell it for that reason. My uncle was holding out (He is a pennypinching miser who wanted me to pay 250k+ outright for the house) and the home has had 8k-10k in taxes + bills + routine work since. It's near impossible to sell so the house would get lowballed if the court tried to sell it on top of all the court fees. So family is essentially held captive due to the circumstances. Cash out refinance for 168k (160k cash + 8k fees) I am buying the house for essentially 131k (I own 5.5% currently) and have 29k to get all housework done on it pay out all bills etc. Since the house has sat for two years I will be getting everything professionally examined. It also needs some minor foundation work (one corner of the house is lightly sagging, thats already quoted at 5k). Any remaining cash on hand will just go back to paying down the house.

>>53178292
Always a good policy.

>>53177867
i thought business was ok again after you picked up some hard working zoomies. why do you still need money

>>53178380
>why do you still need money
The ride never ends.

>>53178350
>>53178402
dial up memories

>>53178350
>>53178402
The fuck is this, dial-up?

>>53178473
I posted this in the wrong thread, sheeet.
Forgive me smg.

>>53178492
>I posted this in the wrong thread, sheeet.
Bullshit. The Stock Market is a FPS.

>>53178512
When you think about it, the stock market is basically a video game, right?

11 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Clue (1985), written by based murderer John Landis :D

Why do trannies hate pepe?

>>53178597
Bro that's such a long story you need a wiki page.

>>53178565
Good movie. The maid had some knockers.

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Clue (1985)!

>>53178629
The maid was one of my first movie crushes. One of my proudest faps

>>53178629
>White "women"

>>53178733
im more interested in non whites

Fresh update
https://youtu.be/by4fHGG41iY
https://youtu.be/by4fHGG41iY
https://youtu.be/by4fHGG41iY

>>53178846
That's right bitch we run these threads

>>53178846
clean your room dude

>>53178898
It's a bobo's world, they're just living in it.

I got one question for you, /smg/:

Are you bullish enough?

>>53178846
Give me that weeb fitchud image please.

>>53178846

>Get a bank account

It's a lower teir starting job. Lol, he can cut a check.

>>53176646
>examples of high iq mindsets
the jew's boundless arrogance and compulsive lying will be his downfall eventually.

intcels... is it finally our time?

>there are countries still enforcing covid vax restrictions to travelers

Jews are bad, but it’s time to talk about the real menace

Chaika on the /smg/ thread!

>>53178846
hey at least it sounds like you're making a difference in those zoomer's lives, hang in there rocker. what goes around comes around, i'm sure something will turn around eventually. plenty of fish in the sea too, once anime girls are real scoopsies is done for

>>53179134
probably, at least up to ~$35

>>53179334
Chaika!

I'm going to giggle quite hard when the most anticipated recession in history actually happens and everyone acts surprised. It's fully looped, everyone thinks it's too obvious, so it WILL happen.

>>53176546
BOBO

>>53176634
Do it

>my good friend in michigan is a fucking zoomer groomer
pump

>>53179504
What do you mean by this

>>53176637
>he had a borderline meltdown on stream and started getting angry and calling the question disgusting?
It wasn't the first time he had a Jewish meltdown.
https://youtu.be/lAqcge10Mfc

what are some good divie stocks to get 100 shares of and wheel covered calls and secured puts with? im stackin SWBI, T, INTC, and GLW, any other quality picks?

>>53179616
I don't know what that means. Buy SOXL

>>53179786
then dont reply retard
and i thought crypto gamblers here were stupid

Anons...I'm going to be shorting anything related to food and agriculture. Maybe even commodities like wood and timber.

>>53179796
Maybe I'll fuck you up, you dumb son of a bitch

whatever happened to m*nkeyp*x?

>>53179815
2023... i am forgotten...

if investors only win over the stock market 10% of times, why invest in individual stocks? or is that metric of 10% winning rate wrong

>>53179838
90% of everyone in every field is retarded so this is nothing new
you just have to not be retarded

I'm so bored. I fucking hate weekends or any day the market is closed-

>>53179859
>Above the 75% inclusion rate
>Still no matches

>>53179838
Welcome to being a Bogle-Chad
97% of active fund managers fail to beat their benchmark index after 10 years accounting for fees

>>53179838
I can imagine a few reasons: They don’t understand the statistics. Stock picking is fun. Stock picking feels safer than it is because they have direct control.

why the fuck are EGGS getting so expensive? It was like $2/12 eggs, now its like $6 in fucking WALMART now, the hell.

>>53178258
It's called shifting the Overton window. You lead with extremist shit like instating communism when the real goal is to institute policies of socialism, which is shit like social security and obamacare where the costs are subsidized via tax revenue so the people don't have to pay out of pocket for shit they need that would otherwise be cripplingly expensive. The real secret is that full retard unfettered capitalism is damn near as bad as full retard unfettered communism, but capitalism is the inherently superior economic ideologue so long as you temper it a bit and put controls in place to prevent any one entity from amassing too much power (the same problem that was the downfall of every single communist system of government that has ever been tried, save for China's, although they've incorporated so many capitalistic elements it's really not fair to refer to it as communism in anything other than name as it's more like very heavily socialized capitalism).

tl;dr opportunistic parties have realized the faults of capitalism have grown to the point that it's very easy to throw together a video espousing the ideals of communism which is then disseminated with the explicit purpose of their own gain first and foremost

>>53180011
Eggs are a fantastic source of nutrition so i can understand why the jews don't want us eating them but I thought they'd try to be a bit more subtle than suddenly wiping out the supply in multiple countries simultaneously

>>53179838
average market return of retail is 2% not 10%. Not only that, but they don't invest in individual stocks most of the time either. They'll invest in an index, at ATH, in SPY, or ARK, or w/e get blown out and sell. Even the indexers underperform.

>>53180011
They say it's some kind of blight on chickens
....but chicken breast is still cheap as hell.

I don't know. It sucks though, I was JUST getting into cooking them regularly.

>>53180049
And before I get deservingly shat on for typing this out, I'd like to point out that I vastly prefer capitalism for every reason you can think of but it's become clear it's a too lopsided distribution of money and thus capital which is power for the common man to be able to do much more than survive. And yeah, life should be unfair, but not so wildly so that it's basically impossible to have a home or not have to eat dogshit or not be able to raise your kids properly because you have to spend too much time working. The real impetus of everything I've said is that shit cannot remain so fucked up for the average person or they will burn the village down to feel its warmth, or at least enough of them will to start really fucking shit up for everyone else. Two thirds of the population would gleefully kill each other while the remaining third watched and hid is a statistic that's held up throughout most of recorded history save for exceptionally brutal times.

>>53180079
Welcome to National Socialism.

my butthole and balls hurts bros

>>53180079
Yes, a mixed economy is better. right tool for the right job, checks and balances, keeping imbeciles out of office, and having an intelligent national direction that focuses on education and innovation.

>>53180105
im sorry gaysex/marketparticipant anon. shit gets rough.

>>53180096
NatSoc would unironically work quite well absent a burning desire for genocide to the point it directly impacted productivity and the ability to defend or go on the offensive. It's basically the system a lot of nordic countries use and they're doing very well economically and in terms of quality of life for the average person, although some of them have begun rotting socially because they swung too far to the left and try to control what people think or say which has never seriously worked on any real timescale. It doesn't even work today and there are the largest narrative control apparati ever made in place. At any rate, most of the problems everyone is facing right now are just a necessary consequence of fiat currency being the global standard; prices double every ten years even if you manage it extremely well because you have to keep printing money as it's impossible to pay off the debt that created the money you needed in the past. Hence the looming transition to crypto currencies which has been soft disclosed ad nauseum for years at this point, probably never as the sole way of having or spending or using money as cash is way too valuable for the anonymity it provides not just to the common man but governments as well but certainly in a big way.

>>53180011
Bird flu destroyed 90% of egg laying chickens in 2022. In addition to agriculture commodities that go into their feed

The Chinese jew is stealing my gains

I had a nightmare about a shark biting half my torso off, and now I can't sleep. Why are these sea terrorists allowed to roam free?

>>53180134
>they don't have their own chickens
Easiest livestock you'll ever raise and the eggs and meat taste better than storebought too.

>>53176688
Just short lol, I put all my eggs in one basket doing it. Normally not a good idea but the market can't maintain these levels for long. Wall Street Bets tards are already getting liquidated.

>>53178846
good work john-chan

>>53180134
>>53180142
the jew fears the indoor chicken farmer

im drunk

>>53179918
dating apps are a complete waste of time unless you're in the top 1-5%

>>53180140

Just dream you're hiking in the mountains. Sharks can't go into the mountains.

That is, unless we're talking Cascadian Mountain Sharks. Those can. Obviously, you shouldn't include those in the hiking dream.

I've been off work for three weeks. I don't want to go back to the shitshow on Monday.

>>53180498
you should listen to jerome powell and quit your job to make inflation go down

>>53176637
BEDEVILED EGG

>>53176637
You can't tackle the question because it's used as fuel to go after someone to the ends of the earth and cancel them. Judaism does have problems, namely using past pain as justification for some pretty fucked up stuff throughout history. But if you say that anywhere but an anonymous forum, even as a Jew, you're liable to get cancelled jailed or killed in that order. There was more than one tribe in Israel, there are still good Jews in this world, but to not name and shame the latke elephant in the room is to do a disservice to humanity and allow God and the authority he confers to be used as cover for all manner of perverse shit. Peterson knew better than to try and answer the question as it would've been the end of his career, and his life and livelihood is currently being attacked instead in the form of onerous complaints such as that not addressing transgender students with their preferred pronouns is a form of abuse.

Beclowned.

>>53180541
Is it just me or is hiking rates and waiting for employment to come down more or less equivalent to creating a recession on purpose and calling that fighting inflation
What else but a recession would cause unemployment to go up

>>53178980
That guy is calling for a recession and 'being defensive on trades' going into 2023

>natgas will gap down

>>53179815
News articles started to come out saying young boys and pets were getting infected and we sure do not want that, would we?

>>53176769
BIL

blood bath and baggies KEK

>powell in december: if market rallys i will increase rates
>market rallys
>powell talks tuesday

>>53178846
based

Can an options bro help me complete this ontology? Maybe just the ITM call side since I should be able to extrapolate the rest.

What are all the possible outcomes for the ITM call buyer and the ITM call seller and how do the results match up since for each buyer there is also a seller?

>>53177111
>just give me the birthing hips with a cute face and has a good personality and doesn't need me to have money because I'm a loser

holy reddit

>>53180105
The tacos I made the other day had too many dried chilis in the braising liquid. I could hardly breath trying to clean the pan afterwards

>>53180901
It is because a hundred or so years ago some retard said 2-3% the growth of money supply is (((healthy)) so a recession is good apparently. In reality it doesn't matter if you classify it as a recession or not, purchasing power is reduced anyhow if money is printed because, no surprise, that money is used to buy things and then you have less things so the prices don't stay the same.

>>53181260
the call buyer stands to profit if the stock goes up from here, the call seller stands to profit if the stock goes down from here

if the stock falls OTM by expiration, the call buyer loses all of their money they paid for the call, and the call seller will keep it all (premium)

if volatility goes up, the price of the option goes up (both calls and puts), this could benefit either the buyer or the seller depending on when they bought/sold it. the seller could profit if they sold options during a period of high volatility and then it dropped afterwords - they would have received a bigger premium than selling low-vol options

the price of options depends on many factors, not just ITM/OTM/ATM. look up black-scholes option pricing model to get started

>>53181331
Thank you for the reply that is really helpful. I am not worried about the price just want to fully understand how everything interacts.

Is the only action each party can take the action at the expiration? Can't someone exit the option early? What happens then are they just selling the option contract to a different party?

Will jepi beta inflation if there is no or negative growth?

>>53181309
Depends on where the money goes and if the supply/production chain can handle the new inflow of money, or is already at full capacity. If you pump money into EVs where the supply chain is overstretched, inflation will be pretty brutal. If you pump it into some sector where nothing is happening, I doubt prices will go up the same way. The money actually needs to create shortages.

>>53177123
43 here. Am I the oldest in smg?

>>53176705

https://twitter.com/BabiesRUs/status/1611741980857442309

>>53177123
>KO
Yes, you're old

>>53177123
Tbh I think KO boomer stockholding is kind of a bad strategy, the stock is not actually that 'good', earnings are pretty flat and revenue probably won't increase that much. So you hold it for the dividend, which is 2.7% and not even completely risk free since KO is net indebted 33 billion dollars. If the 10 year bond goes to 5%, why wouldn't the market correct KO down to a dividend of 5% as well, to correct for the risk free rate going up, implying a 50% reduction in KO stock?

>>53181476
If I had to guess, my best guess is that mindless boomer stockholding/pension fund inflow is precisely what has over-inflated 'safe' American 'value' stocks like KO to p/e ratios of 28, which normally imply a complete LACK of value if the company is not growing much anymore

>>53181243
>trusting Powell

its funny how I thought as a kid that $10000 is a fuck ton of money. its actually nothing, you cant buy a car with it or a house. buy a tv or a good GPU and 1/3 of it is gone already. the other 2/3 maybe can afford you a nice vacation but thats it.
its the same with $100k, you cant buy a house with it. buy a middle class car and half of the money is gone. if you think about it $1million is not that much either.

>>53181559
I think you need something like 3 million to live off of dividends properly (say the yield is 3%, that nets 90K usd a year if I'm not off), but even then inflation is eating into your base investment, assuming you never re-invest. So you would ideally also have 2 million extra working as a pure play investment, the proceeds of which you feed into the 3 million yielding dividends.
So assuming you can live off of 90K yearly, you need a couply of million just to be a NEET living a normal life.

>>53181583
I live on €14k per year, with 90k I would live like a king.

>>53181597
So then maybe you'd need 1,5 million
1 million for yield
500K to invest and fight off inflation

>>53181597
desu the hard part about investing for normal people is not actually the investing itself, but more that it really only starts to pay off above a certain number of input.
Getting 100K to 1 million in 20 years is hard but it can surely be done if you're very good, but you need 100K
If you start with 10K and get to 100K, you did well but the number is still a useless amount and it cost you 20 years of your life
I think that's why people are lured into options trading and margin, it just takes too long to invest normally if you do not have that much money

>>53181629
For example, let's assume you make 2,5K euros net every year when you start your working life. You pay out 1,5K in rent, insurance, groceries, etc and live so frugally that you manage to keep 1K to re-invest.
Well naively thought out, you'd need a 100 months to get to 100K invested, or about 8-9 years. If you start working at 24, you'd be 32 before the game even really got started. And now you have 20 years to get to a million; assuming that works, you'll be 52 and getting old when you finally have some money.

>A union that represents American Airlines pilots is reportedly raising concerns about new cockpit procedures, claiming that pilots have not been given enough time or training.

>In a Jan. 2 statement, the Allied Pilot Association said that American Airlines Flight Operations management was attempting to get around robust safety-related pilot training by unilaterally imposing operational changes using a handout.

>... Captain Dennis Tajer said they had also received updates to the operating manual and a short video with a general overview of the changes that he said wasn't specific to the aircraft American pilots fly.

>"While APA does not oppose fleet harmonization, we are steadfast in our commitment that pilots must be properly trained BEFORE operating with passengers. This training must be developed in a stakeholder safety culture that acknowledges and addresses concerns raised by APA. To date, that has not occurred," the union stated. "This attempt to train by bulletin, while ignoring serious safety concerns and well-established best practices, runs the risk of dramatically eroding margins of safety."

*sucks teeth* I ain't finna read no handout, thats not my job. Start the plane, copilot sistah

>>53178846
Shalom friend. Thanks for the video.

Your net worth
Your age
The amount of sex you had in your life
>80k
>24
>two (2) times

>>53181597
Read that as month.
90k/month is essentially million/year status.

>browse catalog
>there are more communism threads

>>53181412
>Is the only action each party can take the action at the expiration? Can't someone exit the option early? What happens then are they just selling the option contract to a different party?

most options are sold / resold prior to expiration because most traders just want the cash, they dont want the underlying shares. a lot of options end up expiring worthless. american style options can be exercised early, european style cannot. you can buy an option and then sell it later for a profit or a loss before expiration and the inverse is true: selling an option now and buying it back later at a profit/loss

if you are the original seller of the option (writing the option), meaning you created it and sold it onto the market, you face assignment risk - this is when someone exercises the option that you sold them - you are required to either buy or sell the underlying shares to/from them for the strike price

I really like fibonacci lines

>>53181843
Thank you this is very helpful.

>you are required to either buy or sell the underlying shares to/from them for the strike price

So at expiration if a contract hasn't been exercised then it goes unexercised?

Who has the option to exercise the option? The buyer of the call?

You can write the option without actually owning the underlying stocks right. So as the seller of the options contract when it gets exercised what happens in the double auction market? A market order buy or sell goes out?

you have to buy the shares from them for the price but yeah what if they don't have the shares how do they get the shares?

Good morning! Sunday morning!

I want mumu confirmation bias for this friday pump. Hook me up with your best mumu content for monday

>>53178271
Why are you concerned about luxury goods? Rich people don't care about inflation or recession. Louis Vuitton is at ATH.

>>53182008

>>53181909
>So at expiration if a contract hasn't been exercised then it goes unexercised?
if the option finishes ITM, your broker with automatically exercise it for you, so you better have the cash in your account to pay for the underlying shares

>>53181909
>Who has the option to exercise the option? The buyer of the call?
the buyer of the call or put

>>53181909
>ou can write the option without actually owning the underlying stocks right.
yes but your broker will have cash requirements to cover the cost of the underlying shares in case the option is exercised and you get assigned. this is called naked options selling

>>53181909
>So as the seller of the options contract when it gets exercised what happens in the double auction market? A market order buy or sell goes out?
i dont know what a double auction market it. the option gets exercised and the underlying shares are bought/sold at the strike price. there is no market/limit order - the strike price takes the place of that

>>53181909
>you have to buy the shares from them for the price but yeah what if they don't have the shares how do they get the shares?
their broker will sell you the shares and your broker will subtract the money from your account to buy them if its a call option that you bought and it gets exercised

>>53182008
gotta pump the market higher and draw in more retail buyers, who have the memory of a goldfish, to buy as many shares as possible on an exit pump
allowing for institutions / funds to dump their shares at a higher price, and also get better entry on new short positions
gotta run the propaganda ministry double time to push up demand from retail investors
then CPI comes out
then Q4 earnings come out, where many companies shit the bed

>>53182008
Typical fake and gay jewish pump to try and get you to think the bottom is in when the bottom isn't even in sight

David cunter still calling meltup. What a madman
https://twitter.com/DaveHcontrarian/status/1611362888567980032

>>53182008

>>53182034
Thank you very much for the replies. I have read books articles and watched videos on this but I still feel there are just minor gaps in my understanding so thank you very much.

Double auction market I am just referring to the traditional order book limit and market order auction that happens on stocks and futures etc. Is there a better word for this?

Also does each options contract have its own limit order book? I can open a chart for each individual strike price for puts and calls are there bids and asks going out for each individual strike price?

So the original writer of the options contract can never get out of the assignment risk? The buyer never knows if he is buying from the first seller I assume?

>>53177123
Horrible

Are bagholders good for the economy?

>>53177968
When will they give us back our lukoy shares?

>>53182147
no
and it's what the Fed wants
when there are bagholders, when people are down huge amounts of money on their investments from their all time highs, they "feel" poorer
when you feel poor, you spend less money, you hold off on buying a new house, a new car, a new washing machine, a new boat, etc.
google
>the wealth effect
when people no longer feel wealthy, they spend less - this helps the Fed in their mission to fight inflation
it also decreases corporate revenues and profits, whoopsies!

>>53182168
But more frugal consumers means more competition for the dollars being spent, no? Is that not a good thing?

>>53182157
kek
fuck off commie bastard

>>53182188
it's good for the consumer, as it means lower prices
businesses that sell goods and services see that they are making less sales, making less money, so they either don't raise their prices as aggressively, or they decrease prices to attract more customers
google
>elasticity of demand
but it's bad for stock prices, as lower prices, or not raising prices as aggressively means smaller margins, means smaller profits, or smaller growth in profits

>Goldman Sachs layoffs are slated to hit within days and could target up to 4,000 employees
>bank earnings on friday

>>53182227
Not necessarily I wouldn't think. Businesses are consumers in their own right. Margins can remain unchanged if the materials they're buying to create their products also become cheaper.

Mumus owe me gains

>>53182249
This'll be interesting, lot of guys are predicting a 5% rate puts them in trouble and will start some sort of deflationary crash

>>53182322
>deflation
Stop my dick can only get so hard

I've heard people say that Tesla has a big advantage because they don't use traditional car dealerships, but doesn't that leave them on the hook for buy now pay later schemes?
I'm not sure exactly how it works and who owns the debt.

>>53182345
Debt deflation like we saw in the Great Depression, basically everyone scrambling for cash, selling assets, aggregate demand collapsing

Kek

>>53182363
I need cheap groceries. If millions have to starve thats a small price to pay. Everyone had an opportunity to get jobs and make money but they opted to do nothing it's time to decimate the job market and right the ship.

>>53178846
This is wild

Well I guess i'll bake for once

Fresh Sunday Bread
>>53182480

>>53182480

>>53182480

>>53180070
>chicken breast nearly doubled in 2022
>cheap as hell

>>53181438
no, son, you are not.

>>53181559
When I was in high school you could get a brand new Toyota 4x4 for just under 10k.