/biz/ - Business & Finance

idk you tell me

>>53178394
no u frist

>>53178421
>>53178394
i thought it was just a fucking meme.

>>53178383
it was a real accident, you want me to lie?

I've never done this because lying to the IRS would be illegal :^)

>>53179080
>>53179011
>>53178394
>>53178421
>t. criminals

>>53178383
They just laugh and subpoena your ISP and start digging from there, and if you're using a VPN advertised on youtube or another major platform they have a backdoor for it guaranteed. Tax evasion is illegal, tax avoidance is good fiscal policy, just take the hit and hire a good accountant to reduce your burden as much as possible while not risking being turned into an example.

>>53179201
They're never doing that much work unless ur a mega-giga millionaire...

>>53178383
lmao i unironically bought and sold shib and doge on robin hood a bunch of times

>>53179201
>IRS
>Tech
Lol. Lmao even. Clearly you have never dealt with the IRS. What is the point of "losing" all of your crypto anyway? No taxable event if you don't cash out.

>>53179237
Correction; if it's just low six figures they could legitimately give a fuck because it would cost more to go after you than not. Once you get into the 1-5 million range they will absolutely come after you and stay after you until you get to the ~75 million or more level of wealth and have some real connections because at that point you can afford better legal counsel and draw shit out long enough they will never recover anything anyways. Just be aware that if you're doing anything else criminal they'll get you on taxes if you fuck around in the absence of having evidence for anything else. They really don't give a shit if you're squirreling away four or five figures for a rainy day, that's chump change meant for survival.
>t. aunt is a CPA and specializes in helping cryptobros when they make it

>>53179248
As >>53179249 pointed out, they only give a shit when you cash out. Swap in like-kind for a stable like USDC and hold it for a year and a day then pay long-term capital gains tax on that amount plus your yearly income added together, you're only out 30-40% instead of 50-60% and won't be risking bubba buttrape or a violent standoff for less money than what your life is worth.

>>53178383
>KYCing in the first place.

>>53179146
criminality != immorality

>>53179237
>IRS hired 87000 new agents
Lol, they will now

>>53178383
https://youtu.be/ThGuftPu1VA

>>53178383
Just dont declare, renounce citizenship, withdraw in a different country, youre welcome.

I've reported everyone in this thread to the IRS. Enjoy jail, you filthy criminals.

>>53179237
cope

they're coming for middle class faggots like you

I think I owe tax for cashing some crypto out but I'm too retarded to fill out the tax form. I wish they would just send me an email with the amount owed and a bank account number where I can pay them.

>>53178383
>fucking with the IRS

Do people really?

>>53182243
Yes henlo sirs pls send your remainting tax obligations to me in the amounts of 60 million rupees thank you.