/biz/ - Business & Finance

This is the big one.

>Hello I am calling regarding my big booty Latina
>Yes I believe I am owed one for the evening
>Because I did well in the stock market today
>Thank you I tried really hard
>Yes I will hold

Whoever put Ben Felix in the links, you are based

>AVUV

>>53165621
Who is that

>Negative MoM CPI

Hope you guys remember, during the 2009 great recession crash the s&p500 recovered a bit in the first few days of January 2009 and peaked on the 6th. Then it fell another 27% over the next two months. That was with interest rates going down, not being raised more as the fed just promised to do today.

>>53165621
why avuv over ijs?

>there are people in this thread right this very moment that think the jewish boogeyman creation known as hitler is real

I bought SPY puts near closing bell. Hopefully I can swing it next week for some easy gains.

Yield curve forecasting The Greatest Depression. I'm sure it's nothing though inflation has peaked and economy is strong. No reason to sell IMO.

>>53165644
BETTER factor screens for value momentum quality and profitability

>>53165690
yield curve looks like it's always been right

>>53165642
No it didn't and no they didn't.

>>53165599
Have you ever upgraded your wardrobe? I've been wearing working-class poor people clothes my entire life, since I come from the poors. Jeans and cheap shirts from Walmart. I just turned 41, have an above average net-worth and income, on track for making it soon. But when I look in the mirror, I still look like one of those beaten down poors. Should I set aside a budget and upgrade my look or keep being frugal as fuck?

What do people wear when they've made it?

This morning, I prayed God and asked him how we could sort out that situation. Then, godrays appeared, and heard "Thou shall use your knowledge. I haveth faith in my Sons. I made mankind to be innovators, and through innovation thou shall findeth salvation".

Then I bought TQQQ, as God told me.

Basically its about why a merger or aquisition is most likely whats happening right now, not a bankruptcy. Anyways, we've all heard about the rumor/speculation that RC and Icahn are going to aquire towel stock, RC takes baby, and Icahn takes the rest. Icahn has also stated in November'ish that he can't talk about his next move until earnings. In the GME community we all assumed it was about us, but it was most likely towel stocks earnings he was refering to.

So towel stocks earnings were pushed back to Jan 10th for reasons, but Im thinking thats D-day and they know it. Wallstreet probably knows exactly what going on right now, and towel stock will publish their earnings Tuesday, announce they will be carved out, and the prophecy will be fortold. However, if I was a hedgie, and I knew this was going down, I would drive the price as low as I could before hand. Then when the news drops, crash the economy to drown it out, and let the overall market push it down further. This would then allow them to roll their swaps for another 2 years at a huge discount before the 20th when they expire

>>53165705
I always thought it was interesting the curve inverted in late 2019 right before the "black swan" COVID hit.

>>53165723
I've always thought covid was planned to cover up financial Armageddon

Another day. Another day of green. Another day of scamming the scammers. Group was going round the neighborhood trying to get you to replace the windows in your house. They offered to get some loose limbs and shat off my roof. I's like "go ahead". Then they tried to hit me up with the paperwork. I's like "I'll read it then call you" (Not). Reminds me of the time way back when a Jehovah's Witnesses came round. I was kinda drunk then. Anyway it was a girl. Me being drunk and horny said "I'll listen to you if you flash me your tits". She did. Fair was fair, so I invited her in to listen. Well it wasn't long before uh neither one of us was talking if you get my point. Plenty of moving though. (I wasn't married at the time nor was seeing anyone so when pussy showed up at my door no way was I gonna just let it go)

>>53165599
I personally prefer an ice cold bangs. Nothing is more refreshing

>>53165739
Wtf is this a letter to penthouse?
I come here for INVESTING advice and discussion!

>>53165691
interesting, I compared the two funds and it outperformed ijs since it launched. I'll be adding to it.

>>53165744
I want to DRINK the FLUIDS of ANIME GIRLS

>>53165716
you've had 40 years to develop some taste and trying now will just be silly

>>53165716
>What do people wear when they've made it?
If they aren't showing off in public places it seems to tend towards crocks and sweat pants.
Comfort knows no net worth, and the pharaoh likes to freeball just as much as the farmer.

Feels good Bros. NEXA is blowing up

>>53165735
no, covid was just the excuse to start dumping

BBBY Calls looking SPICY!
>Carl Icahn: Buy Assets that Nobody Wants

>>53165713
dec 31 2008, sp closed at 903
jan 6 2009, sp closed at 934
mar 9 2009, sp closed at 676

What are smg’s plans for this weekend?

>>53165716
For most guys it's simple:
A pair of jeans that fit just right

And by that I mean they should be snug on the thighs, but not below the knee (do not get bootcut though). Darker blue wash, but not black. For shirts, go with untucked button downs, solid colors, plaids, or ginghams. If you can find "untuck" style (like cheaper version of the Untuckit brand), that's better because the shirts won't be as long. They should be snug around your torso, but not so tight they constrict your movements. Depending on how thin you are, look for slim-fit style, or maybe even go a size down. This will depend heavily on the manufacturer. Roll up the sleeves. Wear a plain white vneck T underneath if you have hard nipples. Plain black or brown shoes (can be sneakers, but plain colors though). Socks should match your shoes.

>>53165599
>dollar store is 1.25 store
>food still increasing
>gas still increasing
>eggs = 5 for a dozen
>>Pce = 4

Ther are four lights, faggot

>>53165642
This isn't 2008. The economy is just about the strongest it's been in US history, the labor market is still strong, inflation is rolling over, institutions are all hedged, housing bubble's deflating, etc. there's no justification for a decline like 2008. A V-shaped recovery to 5000-5500 is more likely rather than the most anticipated recession EVER.

>>53165716
I wear tight short shorts and tank top with slippers. People just assume I’m a homosexual but they’re shocked when I try to pick up the ladies (and succeed).

>>53165619
based

>>53165756
Yeah it's the best small cap value etf on the market, all those other funds are simple and follow a small cap index, AVUV has better screens and outperforms the basic Russell value etc

>>53165716
I might commission custom underwear if I reach 1 million. Boxer briefs are not made in my size. I haven't bought underwear in 12 years.

Biden faking jobs reports causing the the Fed to overtighten is the black swan.

>>53165869
We should meet up and find big booty latinas tonight

>>53165892
is this poem anon?

>>53165839
>The economy is just about the strongest it's been in US history
Imagine believing the garbage numbers given to us

>>53165892
I have important plans for tonight, lots of masturbation and watching loli porn

>>53165818
watch some horrors like I usually do

Can some smart anon give me a qrd on BlackRock?

>>53165768
>you've had 40 years to develop some taste and trying now will just be silly
There's a reason they call it a mid-life crisis. The desire to reinvent oneself.

>>53165834
I'll start with this, thanks.

>>53165840
Based.

I had my jaw broke with a bike lock by a random black kid for no reason before. We’re all the same. One love.

>>53165839
>The economy is just about the strongest it's been in US history, the labor market is still strong, inflation is rolling over, institutions are all hedged, housing bubble's deflating, etc.
Holy fucking glownigger

>>53165939
It will take time to find shirts you like. If you buy online, be prepared to do a lot of returns to find a size/fit/brand you like, or if you're me just donating the ones you don't like to GoodWill without even wearing them. Another type of shirt that works well is henleys. Darker colors are better and again: try to find snug around the torso, and roll the sleeves up.

>>53165903
Hey niggie i made another marina art

>>53165716
>have an above average net-worth and income
what do you do for a living?

>>53165989
extraordinarily based.
proud of you.

>>53165932
jews.
next question

>>53165818
Drink and work, possibly in that order but I have a highway commute so I'll probably abstain til the evenings.
Aside from that vidya with the boys, finishing up a DIY powered speaker set I got so I can listen to music in the garage on something hopefully louder than my phone speakers while I solder other stuff. Also tuned my guitar to all 4ths and I need to practice the new chord positions for that. I think my knuckles are just not shaped right to bar nicely.
How bout you?
>>53165878
I haven't worn underwear in 12 years. I recommend trying it for a while, you do run more risk of pinching your balls than with briefs but otherwise it's like the world's loosest boxers.

>>53166007
>1PBTID glownigger data miner
do not respond

>>53166028
Hopefully one day I can get paid to draw porn for degens but i got into the hobby to draw marina alone :3

>>53166038
>I haven't worn underwear in 12 years
baggie? is that you?
are you fucking soberposting for once?

also based pic

>>53165976
Thanks for the tip.

>>53166038
I've gone commando in jeans before and it was not pleasant. I got a vericosele on one of my nuts so I need that support.
>Short YINN

>>53166069
Good luck coof

>>53165716
>What do people wear when they've made it?
currently wearing gym shorts, a tank top, and haven’t showered in 3 days…
gonna shower here soon because I ordered another college girl on a pussy rental website

>>53165599
Whats /biz/ eating for dinner? Im eating some chicken with brown rice and quinoa with a morocco chicken simmer sauce i got at HEB while watching The Tag Along, a Taiwanese film about a girl who makes people who did something bad and feel guilt about it disappear.

>>53165599
>NOOO DON'T BET AGAINST MY DYING, CIRCUMCISED, BLACKED PORN WATCHING, TRANNY WORSHIPPING, MULTIETHNIC SHITHOLE
What did he mean by this?

>>53166103
I hate this boomer, and I hate all the Youtuber faggots who worship him. Their mouths are full of Warren's cum.

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

HOW DO I INVEST IN AI
IT WILL BE THE NEXT TECHNOLOGICAL REVOLUTION

WHAT COMPANY DO I BUY

>>53166138
His Brazillian NU stock fucked me gently. Maybe now is the time to invest in Brown shitskin banking?

>>53166151
just like VR am I right lmao

>>53165839
i dont think anyone is forecasting a drop like 2008. the Fed has signalled what its trying to do for the past year - soft landing. just wants to let some air out of the bubble and some of the businesses on the fringe will go bankrupt. shit like BYND and TTCF, CVNA, GME, BBBY, AMC and businesses that cant service their debt and shouldnt be in business anyway will go broke - and there's nothing wrong with that

after being a bear for all of 2022 i'm starting to get more bullish as the people / businesses who need to go broke are starting to get flushed, which is what needs to happen

going broke or close to it list:

ttcf
bynd
cvna
wayfair W
hele
bbby
coin, potentially
silvergate capital SI
roku, potentially
fubo
amc
plug
envx, potentially
mstr, potentially

also, regarding bitcoin: the buy signal is when michael saylor has to sell a significant amount of bitcoin to pay debts. whatever the price of btc is at that time doesn't matter, buy some after he's forced to sell. this is financial advice

The yield curve has to fully invert before we start the main phase of the crash. That means the 1 month still has to invert the rest of the curve, but we're stuck in sideways crab hell until then. Once it uninverts then the real fun begins.

And everything went from wrong to right
And the stars came out and filled up the sky
The music you were playing really blew my mind
It was love at first sight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf421JsG004

>>53166092
I ate half a chicken (smoked) and I watched a pretty cool movie called A Quest For Fire (1981). It was Ron Perlman's first movie role and he plays a caveman so they barely had to put any makeup on him

Also there are rape scenes where i had to pause it and go jerk off before i could comfortably continue

>>53166166
My brokerage doesn't offer 1 month treasuries so it might as well be fully inverted.

>>53166160
No retard not like VR

more like the industrial revolution

>>53166192
We are already seeing the Luddites crying about job replacement

C is the worst fucking company I have ever had the displeasure of being on the business end of. How is this shitty pile of garbage still around, Jesus fuck they lied straight to my face

>>53166154
NU has a good chance of rising under Lula, though if you invested at previous highs you are probably fucked

After I buy low and sell high it goes higher. What do I do?

If you want to play Brazil I recommend GGB gerdau steel

>>53166234
weep

>>53166061
No, I'm neither Baggie nor sober.

>>53166162
Agreeing with you on most of the companies but the US and Europe are hellbent on building up hydrogen infrastructure so I'd say Plug probably won't go out of business.

Every little thing just sets my anxiety off!
>laying in bed in the darkness
>shortness of breath and anxiety with no discernible reason to it
>stick a few bucks into stocks
>worry but anxiety doesnt get to that level
>see the stock pump
>rage that I didnt all in
>see the stock dump
>rage that I bought
>stick a lot of money
>anxiety in overdrive feeling like i might vomit
>just sitting doing nothing
>anxiety appears, without reason, back to shortness of breath it is
>sitting waiting for interview
>anxiety full steam ahead
>in the interview, what anxiety?
AAAAAAAAAA WHY WONT IT STOP! This is ridiculous I can't do anything without it getting in my way. Sometimes I dont even know why it's going off! No I don't want pills that just mask it, no i dont want neetbux, I want the cure. How do I even trade stocks when enough sets off the anxiety?

>>53165757
Japan sells that

>>53166295
Dont invest more than youre willing to lose :^)

Size smaller and be happy

>>53166295
The pills help if you have clinical level anxiety. Also, and this really sucks but it helps too: cognitive behavioral therapy.
t.sperg with ocd frosting (the ocd is worse than the tism)

>>53166295
Read Zhuangzi

>>53166276
i think plug power goes broke even with governments subsidizing the sector

I saw some leftist on Twitter saying something to the effect of "Finance books by white men give financial advice only that benefits themselves. Read some books by these people instead". she listed a bunch of books by minorities or women. I skimmed through some of the books previews and it seems they give the same advice as the books by white men that she was trashing. really makes you think

>>53166355
Bugs just jump off buildings if they're mentally ill

>>53166339
>cognitive behavioral therapy.
What is this. I do have ocd as well but nit as bad as years back

>>53166364
How was the language tho? We’re the books written by minorities more interesting or was it dry like white peoples?

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2023/01/05/biden-surrogate-cardi-b-complains-about-food-inflation-groceries-is-like-tripling-up-what-the-fk-is-going-on/

>>53166362
hydrogen and even uranium are both extremely long plays that wont even really max out until beyond 2035 they arent really get rich quick schemes

SQQQ SQQQ SQQQ

I deserve asian pussy God dammit

> Bitch why lettuce cost 6 dollars where I live at ?

Das wut mma sayin sheeeet

Anyone else remember the push in the early 2000s a series of scams about geothermal power?

>>53165619
I miss the big booty Latinas at my local parlor

>>53166418
Geothermal is funnily the most reliable of the green energy scams

bros... what do they know...

>>53166389
i know i'm just talking about PLUG specifically, i just dont think they can be profitable. their accounting is also fraudelent

https://twitter.com/AutismCapital/status/1611463228307148801
hahahahahahahahaha
this timeline is such a great fucking meme i swear

Reminder that exactly one year into the 2000 bubble markets were down 19.6%

>>53166373
The shrink identifies your problems and you do exercises to mitigate your level of freak out in response to them. It sort of helped for me but that was years ago and the benefit has long wore off.

>>53166382
Inflation has peaked. Cardi B has spoken. Now ((they)) just have to stop this.

>>53166461
shorting junk bonds? makes sense to me. shitty corporate credit is getting hurt by Higher for Longer™ interest rates

>>53166508
Yes anon we all read Hussman

>>53166339
>taking pills to change who you are
Tranny logic. There is no such thing as OCD, ADD, etc. Back in the day you were either a regular person or you were a little slow (retarded). Every person with severe OCD stuff going on was traumatized as a child, it's nothing you can't work past naturally or just live with as a few little quirks. Autistic people are very smart on average compared to those who are not as well, so you can use some "disorders" to your advantage.

>>53166524
>Autistic people are very smart on average compared to those who are not as well, so you can use some "disorders" to your advantage.
They say that but i'm pretty dumb

>>53166522
None of you read Hussman last time I checked. Very good job

every time the bongo board is all green, we have a red day the next day

The United States Federal Government is at war with its people. This is financial advice.

>>53166576
Why would they wage war on their own food source?

>BBBY is going bankrupt
FUCKING FINALLY

>>53166533
Two aspies were crossing the road. Then a car came and rode over one of them. The aspie who wasn't hit by the car said to the other
>C'mon, Smoothie!

>>53166408
Come to leafland where it's easy to get

>>53166355
Checked and very based. Better to be the turtle alive in the mud than the dead turtle in the sacred box.

>>53166508
it was down in 2001, and then inflation fucking doubled in 2002.

What are the chances that inflation or whatever bullshit will blow up in 2023?

>>53166524
>There is no such thing as OCD, ADD, etc.
ADD/ADHD is probably heavily over-diagnosed, but when you meet people who actually have it you do understand why they need the medication.
My financial advice is to invest in non-medicinal but still "scientific" treatment of ADD behavior

>>53166607
The pursuit of power.

>"according to numbers that are exaggerated, made up, or straight up lying, the economy is doing incredible!"
>base your entire economy around this bullshit
>make sure the people in charge of your country are 80+ years old
>the only reason everything is ok is because

>>53166730
being off the gold standard is a glorious thing

>>53165839
The fed wasn't trying to cap the stock market in 2009. This time they are. In dec fed officials were saying 5.25% interest rates and some are now saying 5.5%. Interest rates will stay higher for a long time and there is much more market downside coming. That said, 2023 will be a good year to buy stocks just like 2009 was but not in the early part of january.

>>53166674
>when you meet people who actually have it you do understand why they need the medication.
They are fucked up from some other improperly diagnosed shit or are just dipshits. ADHD doesn't exist there isn't a shred of actual science behind it. For example ADHD "medication" has exactly the same benefits and effects on "normal" people. That doesn't usually happen in actual illnesses.

>>53166801
if it's not ADHD then what is it?

>>53166607
Cuz there’s too much food

>>53166748
Believe it or not there were recessions even with gold standard. Some ultra rich oligarch put out a rumor that there was millions and millions of tons of gold in California and that gold wound be worthless cuz there was so much. Fucked no matter what.

>>53166619
smg was gme general before gme general retard

Is there a bigger scam than ADR fees?

>add a single entry to a database
>collect 2 cents per share every year (regardless of market price per share)
>steal 10% of every dividend
>choice to liquidate investors at your own discretion should you ever decide to end the program
>no obligation to ever provide investors with the actual shares

>>53166809
Could be anything, from schizophrenia to bad eyesight or just regular old boredom. Another fun stat is that at one point a few years ago a quarter of enrolled US high school students were "diagnosed" with it.

>>53166664
If you believe pce is 4% you’re retarded. If the fed doesn’t hammer rates to 20%, inflation will continue. The real question is does the fed have the balls to resist the liberals who are probably reeeing them every night.

>>53166852
There's a difference in talking about it in December 2020 and now. Even back then it was a retardedly risky bet. Now it's just retarded.

>>53166295
This is unironic real advice. Go outside somewhere where you can scream shout holler shriek etc. Just big air in and long sustained wailing. Big air in long sustained wail again repeat until adrenaline is pumping. Now do this while jogging a bit on the trail. Imagine you are screaming at a wild animal to get it to fuck off. Do this often. It is a complete mental reset.

You just need to remind your mind and body that you are a wild ape. Too much of modernity is cucking your mind and body into being a coward.

>>53166833
I wasn't being sarcastic, I have seen what the economy of hopes and dreams have done for me and my prosperity.

>>53166416
do people actually buy lettuce that's disgusting

ive went from weed stocks to semiconductors to gme to oil to semiconductors to oil and now
i fear the day when ill be so boring i'll sell everything to go index funds

i plan to put $1k every 2 weeks into my account and i get that much in just a single day

Investment warning:
I went out for dinner and saw a couple: a nerdy white guy and an asian girl. They were wearing matching winter camouflage jackets.

>>53166930
you can also import a woman.
beware slavs will blow up like a balloon with unlimited access to Sam's club and mayonaise.

>>53166930
noted

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=adgUBHH2qTI

>>53166898
I like driving and singing loudly. I believe it's important psychologically for humans to make loud noises sometimes, but not because it's some primal fear link, just about taking up as much space as you know you can, much like relaxing with a big stretch and sprawling your body out to cover as much space as you can, making it in a fashion "your space".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9iZcNmLp2E

>>53166898
Based and cavemanpilled.

>>53166162
The economy is much stronger in 2023 than in 2008. Soft landing is happening, but maybe not for some highly speculative tech stocks.

>>53166760
They aren't trying to crash the market, all they did was reduce the value of overpriced tech. Dow's almost at ATH. 5.5% interest rates won't harm the economy, it really is THAT strong and can easily take 5% and maybe much higher than that (but that won't be needed, inflation is already almost back at 2% when annualizing MoM).

>2023 will be a good year
The best time was Oct 2022 when the bottom was in.

im genuinely embarrassed for my fellow white brothers who date asian women. i dated one for a year, i know why you have no self confidence and its easy but bros its not worth dating an ugly bug with no opinions or hopes or dreams

>>53165599
For me, it's DDr lepper.

>>53166930
K. Keep me posted

>>53166339
I wish that she was eating a box of my cummies instead, if you know what I mean
OR, stuffing my cummirs in her box, if you know what I mean

Healthcare diagnostics and research, what's the problem?

>>53167075
Easy. Healthcare is fukn GAYYY.
Next question

>>53166976
i will never be in one of these cringe videos i dont care how hot the girl is

>>53167060
but nigguh, they pussy be all sideways n sheeeett

>>53167095
I don't think that's something you'll have to worry about.

>>53166985
>my boyfriend is a day trader!

>>53167111
>I don't think that's something you'll have to worry about.
yeah yeah i knew that response was coming. i shouldve inb4'd

My tmobile service went down for 20 mins, short tmobile

I was a giga bobo until this morning when I interpreted the new econ data correctly and flipped on the spot to being a giant fucking mumu. At some point probably next week there will be yet another occasion to 180 and become a huge fucking faggot of a bear again. I pity the mentally inflexible retards who've picked a side and are willing to die defending it instead of nimbly adapting to new information like a regular intelligent human being.

I'm scared for when the yield curve uninverts.

>>53167145
just wait for the next inflation data, that's the real thing

>>53166151
SOON

>>53167145
Sounds like a lot of work. I just sell theta. We're going nowhere any time soon.

>>53167149
because you will have missed the bottom?

>>53166295
try ball/anus sunning

>>53167111
phew

>>53167170
Nah, I've been buying since August. It will just be very painful.

>>53165976
>to find a size/fit/brand you like
Have a tailor adjust your shirts

henlo esemgee how r u 2daye?

waht stcoks 2 buy 4 2023?
thangk yuo :)

>>53166162
>envx, potentially
explain yourself

>Mexican horse brothel
anon, look up the Enumclaw horse incident

>>53167196
I used to do that, but it's a real hassle. If you're a normal sized male, you can find shirts that fit off-the-rack.

>>53167236
they might not be able to produce their batteries at scale to actually become profitable. they already fucked up big time on their first try. and they admitted in a presentation this week they will need to raise more money in the future to scale out, so there will be dilution

they bought some automation machines but the machines didnt work, so they're back to a semi-manual process. they're going to get some new machines now but if the 2nd round of automation doesn't work, it's over for them. they have a high failure rate on their chips that needs to come down massively. 2023 is like do or die for them

Good evening anons
I hate peloton

so my stepdad bought a drone at a pawnshop and there was ammo in the bag. couldn't the pawnshop owner get in big trouble for that?

>>53167271
OK here's a /biz/ness idea
>Wait for PTON to go bankrupt
>Buy a ton of these seats at a steep discount
>Rub some oil/perfume on them
>Sell as "used" to pervs for a zillion bux
I'm seeing 400% margins minimum on this one. I will start on the logo.

whats a good broker for bitcoin daytrading?

>>53167297
>Rub some oil/perfume on them
not gonna work, you will need access to a real female (pref. ovulating) to rub on each seat

>>53167269
>they bought some automation machines but the machines didnt work, so they're back to a semi-manual process. they're going to get some new machines now but if the 2nd round of automation doesn't work, it's over for them. they have a high failure rate on their chips that needs to come down massively. 2023 is like do or die for them
source?

>>53167312
Could I just teabag each one to simulate primal horniness? No way am I gonna hire a bunch 3DPDs, they'll want a cut of the riches.

>>53167306
FTX

Tried to ask this in Stick-up-the-Ass-it but the bots kept having trouble with how I was posting a thread and I couldn't see a relevant one:Why does WB do so badly despite being a massive media giant for years?
Do you think Disney will suck investors' cocks with dividends again with how they've been doing lately?

>>53167060
>asian girls are easier than white girls
I hear this a lot, but I was hot in college and had a good run of the sexual marketplace. White girls were by far the easiest. They put out just for being shown a good time, and think having a high body count is a point of pride. It's like a bucket list thing for them. Asian girls have lower standards for height and body but higher standards for relationship quality. They want a wedding ring in the future and don't waste their time with fuckboys. In my fuckboy years I was never once dumped by a white girl, but after discovering Asian girls I got dumped all the time, cause I was pretty worthless. Moving to Vietnam, the land of the Asian woman herself, has improved me immeasurably as a person because the kind of guy Asian girls want is an actual man, not a party boy.

>>53167381
I think it's hilarious that their new ticker sounds like Porky Pig's stutter
WBD... WBD... WBD... that's all folks!

>>53167384
right thats why you dont date them. theyre pathetic and will put up with you being low quality

>>53167381
also yes, I do think DIS will reinstate the divvy at some point. Bobby Iger is Mr People Pleaser, he will want the shareholders to love him again

>>53167234
OIL

>>53166141
I'll take a whiskey sour in honor of how fucked we got today.

>>53167456
I need putin once again to do for oil what those k-on girls are doing for his cheeks. The Saudis just aren't cutting it.

>>53166141
DEO with a shot of BF-B

>look at rap video collabs from early 2010s about being rich n' shit or hustling
>always some shots of skyscrapers at night

Is this the secret to making it? Having some place in the sky to yourself? Is there some psychology to being 1200 feet in the air?

>>53167460
I like sours but my teeth get fucked by the acid. I have hella gum recession from brushing hard, so I stick to sweet cocktails.

>>53167478
tower of babel

>>53166141
>Frasier
it's gotta be sherry, doesn't it?

>>53167478
rapnigs rent their shit they're not actually rich

>>53167478
When you're that high off the ground you either find a reason to jump or you don't. Kind of like a modern day version of that sphinx test from the Neverending Story.

>>53167322
it was in the presentation 2 days ago. the executive chairman literally said it. not sure if the below link will work for you cuz i had to register to watch it live

https://enovix-special-presentation-2023.open-exchange.net/livestream

>>53167482
i don't know if there is any occult shit going on in rap, but they sure believe it... my wife's cousin used to be DMX's "personal assistant" and the stories she would tell are fucking nuts

>>53167498
>>53167322
Line 1 you can see that the equipment was rated for 550 units per hour, but they're only getting 100 UPH because the automation didn't work

>>53165718
Pretty based desu. Godspeed, anon.

I'm so bored when the market isn't open, but I rarely make trades.

how come noone's ever reported the malaysian to the vice squad? we know where he lives, and he announces when he has hookers coming over

>>53167569
Scoops isnt malaysian , hes white

>>53167322
about 44 minutes in he talks about the automation failures
link here
>>53167498

RELEASE THE ROCKER UPDATE

What's the next hour meme stock, fellow apes?

>>53167657
My bank account.

>>53166176
>had to pause it and go jerk off
I'm actually annoyed wit hthis shit. Reason why I don't go on Instagram

>>53167578
Actually he's Jewish. Nice try.

>>53167657
>never marry a position
>they made it a fucking cult

I’m quitting YouTube and news websites for New Year’s, but now I’m bored out of my mind because I have nothing to do
How do I profit off of this

>>53167657
>declares bankruptcy
Nothing personal

>>53167637
Tomorrow, I only work a half day

>>53167657
>We're ready to fight for what we believe in
This is so dangerous. I used to do this in videogames when we were kids. Go headfirst into a mismatched battle because I was being optimistic. Always got slaughtered, every time. But it became a lifestyle, a strategy for me to get through life.

I'd intentionally run myself into the wall and then at least I would choose how I ran into it. These people are going to go broke and then make a documentary about it and I don't know, it'll just keep going

>>53167159
So is this all I need to make money? Make an "AI", gets popular, make a billion dollars even though it has no financial use?

>>53167403

>>53167044
Then why not be at 10% interest for years? Win win, stocks go up, savings accounts generate a ton. Everyone wins.

>>53167785
ok

Yields...

>>53167826
WHEN IS SHE GOING TO STAND UP STRAIGHT

Wait a minute, scoopsies was here? He has a lot of nerve showing his face around here...

>>53166085
>pussy rental website
Is this in the US? I'm considering finding some side strange but I don't know where to look

>>53167874
You pay ten bucks on a website called Something Awful, and the people there will hook you up

>>53167871
March I think

>>53167044
>>53167812
>the bottom was in
The market will crab downwards for the next year.

>>53167794
>>53167657
If I could get into COS and 5x my money in a day I would do it. Just need one emem stock.

>>53167591
fuck I'm actually pretty bulled up on them, their battery is pretty great if they pull it off

>>53167897
Wonder why there arent betting sites for this. I remember one for the election. Wouldve made a ton on these, assuming I went through with it.

>>53167902
I can see that happening. The amount of times where "that was the bottom it doesn't matter" only for a day, a week, or even a month later it suddenly changes "it actually mattered". Feels more like they're just moving it wherever they please. For example it could've dumped today and articles would be focusing on the other numbers instead.

>>53167799
>1 out of 3 make less than $15 an hour
Hell I pay my ex-cons employees more than that. I'm worried my newest zoomer ex-cons is going to fuck up this weekend and end up back in jail. His current girlfriend has a 9 year old kid that isn't his, he's been helping to take care of over the years. His girlfriend just got a job before christmas and with her first paycheck, she decided to buy a $200 bag of weed rather than buy her daughter Christmas gifts because she said she "has enough already". He couldn't believe what he was hearing so he being fresh out of jail he found a way to make money, I'm assuming through selling drugs and bought the little girl some Christmas gifts. His girl bitched that she was allegedly going to give her daughter money for Christmas (which is a lie) and he said he was done with her and they split. He was going to meet a new girl instead and bring her home where a couple of my employees all live together. Problem is, his girl and her daughter currently live with him. I don't see a scenario where this ends well. Hope he doesn't fuck up his freedom over this because he's a great worker.

>>53167922
yeah the technology is good but if they dont get the automation process right this time, its over

>>53165716
Go to /fa/ archives and look for /tip/
Avoid the tryhard suit stuff, stick to pants, oxford collar button down shirts, and sweaters

>>53167950
There is you just need $1000 in margin to play

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/stirs/30-day-federal-fund.margins.html

>>53167992

>>53167992

>>53168014
Kek nice barbour jacket but the boots make you look like a nigger you silly frog!

>>53168006
im getting sued just looking at this photo

Today I watched a video that showed off people living in commie block housing in Eastern Europe. They talked about how sad it was that 90% of their country lived in cheap affordable apartments. Cry me a river.

Meanwhile you can’t afford anything here in America. Boomers are so out of touch. FUCK.

>>53167517
elaborate

>>53168148
I live in a commieblock, pretty comfy in 3 seasons but gets insane during summer because it absorbs heat during the day and tortures you with it during the night, impossible to sleep

>>53168213
No window shaker to keep you cool?

>>53168187
Dmx was your average nigger and the music industry is occultic.

Its owned by jews, of course it is. DMX was a stupid, dumb nigger with 50 kids.

>>53166295
Anxiety is strictly a female trait, time to man up anon.

>>53168213
you'd be ok if your unit was on the north side

some buildings purposely twist around (looks like some modern art abomination) so some units below are shaded and to be more aerodynamic

>>53167736
>that gif

just bought one of those for my cat lmao i think he'll love it

I need to obtain a new body. How do I achieve this, financially speaking?

>>53167657
what's NIG up to?

>>53166976

>>53168568
me on the left

JXN stock bhendhods, you are holding fine, yes?

kek whoever made this is a rascal

>>53168607
so powerful, so brave

>>53168607
biden's america, folks

>>53168607
What is John "Party" Rocker doing? I thought he and Scoops got married in Vegas.

Thank God

I'm sorry to say this but I think the whole world resumes the bullrun next year at the start of 2024. And SOXL goes to 30 and doesn't stop for centuries

Where is everyone

>>53169160
It's Saturday, hombre. Go do something fun.

Kek brent trade idea on youtube before the squeeze. It went against him. Ouch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDYfrdN3zNo

>>53169213
Don't tell me what to do

>>53169239
I'll give you financial AND leisure advice whenever I damn well please. I am your financial and leisure advisor.

>>53165757
https://youtube.com/shorts/eHhWDVcUtF8?feature=share

>>53169247
Bros, should I buy a Hawaiian shirt?

>>53169257
No, buy 7

When is it time bobros?

>>53169283
Apple earning probably, another 2 weeks of chop

>>53169283
After the last bobo capitulates

>>53169283
Probably about 90% of the days in 2023.

uhhhhh am i getting bullish??????

https://youtu.be/IvrJwY99BWE

AHHHHHHHHHH

>>53165818
Work on my software synthesiser.

>>53169455
yeehaw partner

>>53169839
Making a softsynth or using one?

>>53170073
making. I just bought a MIDI keyboard and in the last few days I added MIDI, so yesterday I was finally able to play it. Now I'm gonna make the synthesis code work differently.

anons, how do I profit from the incoming credit debt bubble popping soon?

https://www.foxbusiness.com/money/more-americans-turning-credit-cards-cover-basic-expenses-inflation-rages

>>53170153
>eggs $5/dozen
Good.
It's time people start eating plant based things, such as sawdust sandwiches.

Bloombergsisters ... not like this

>see /biz/ thread
>guy talking about how he totally made 1 million in crypto
>turns into him shilling the coin he supposedly 'made it' on
>becomes clear he is just a shill and has not actually made any fucking money at all
Every time.

>>53169545
>smallest holding is also the most successful
Every fucking time.

>>53170140
Looks really cool man! I suggest you check out Omnisphere 2. That's my personal favorite softsynth. Every parameter of every effect and synthesis procedure can be linked to its own or a common envelope, keytracker, signal follower, whatever. These feature exists on other synths, but it's under-emphasized. I strongly suggest you model your user interface around envelopes. It makes the software fun and easy to use for guys like me who just want to download some freeware and fuck around with it.

Post a link when it's finished and I'll make you a shitty little rap beat :3

Don't fight the fed!

Next week there's seething

how is this STCH play?

>>53166994
Singing loudly in your car is a great start but there is something to being outside and hearing your voice carry and echo for a distance. It is actually a way to display health and vigor to a potential mate. Demonstrating you can shout louder and longer than her current mate health mogs the beta like nothing else can. And if done with adrenaline pumping through your veins with your face flush with blood a woman in heat can't resist.

How will the markets react to McCarthy being house speaker? Bullish or bearish?

>>53165599
I'm in a /pol/ thread and this motherfucker just referred to white people as honkaloids

How would you invest 800k USD right now?

Recently sold a business and got a bunch of cash but nothing really seems lucrative right now. Do I just wait it out?

How much does pussy cost?

I opened a natgas long 10x at close yesterday, how fucked am i?

>>53170618
10k shares of SOXL.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bed-bath-beyond-bankruptcy-path-152244165.html

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/bed-bath-beyond-stock-on-track-for-worst-week-ever-based-on-records-going-back-to-1992-11673025480

https://www.barrons.com/articles/bed-bath-beyond-stock-going-concern-51673037772

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bed-bath-beyond-bankruptcy-could-202618890.html

https://www.tipranks.com/news/bed-bath-beyond-may-not-see-another-holiday-season-loop-capital

https://www.tipranks.com/news/blurbs/telsey-advisory-reaffirms-their-sell-rating-on-bed-bath-beyond-bbby

https://www.tipranks.com/news/bbby-in-tailspin-as-bankruptcy-looms

https://www.tipranks.com/news/bbby-could-file-for-bankruptcy-soon

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/05/bed-bath-beyond-shares-plummet-as-company-warns-of-deeper-financial-troubles.html

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/06/keybanc-says-former-meme-stock-bed-bath-beyond-will-fall-to-10-cents-after-bankruptcy-warning.html


These are most of the articles on BBBY in the last few days.
The ultimate short and distort campaign: after BBBY themselves hint at in a business update, one outlet (WSJ) report that bankruptcy is on the table in two weeks.

What was actually said
>consider all strategic alternatives, including
>restructuring or refinancing its debt
>seeking additional debt or equity capital
>reducing or delaying the Company's business activities and strategic initiatives
>selling assets
>other strategic transactions and/or other measures
>including obtaining relief under the U.S. Bankruptcy Code


EVERY financial media copies the bankruptcy in two weeks narrative. Most talk about a RC P&D as well.
Don't trust short and distort techniques.
BBBY isn't going bankrupt in the following quarters. Buy Buy BABY alone is worth at least a billion dollars and eventually the market cap of BBBY will reflect that.

>When nobody wants something, that creates an opportunity. - Carl Icahn

Position: all in on BBBY calls

>>53170716
Very, assuming you went all in on a 10x CFD you'll get liquidated when it goes down $0.20 and will have lost half of your money lmao.

>>53170618
If you're planning on having kids, establish a trust. If not, invest it in VTI.

What are the chances Corona kills an anemic, depressed chilean? I know the variant out now isnt that deadly but if I dont have to kill him myself thats less work I have to do to hunt him myself.

What would a Fed hard landing even look like now?
The wall st analysts seem to be thinking we'll get a soft landing which makes me think we won't and we'll see a 20% drawdown. I might stay in cash until then.
Of course, CPI might come in very low and the market may rally. Idfk anymore. We live in crab times.
I think oil is the only play rn

>>53165818
Study philosophy. Taking a brake for an hour run now

>>53170923
>Study philosophy
tryhard waste of time. eveything beyond might makes right is fart sniffing

but really what philosopher? i am curious.

>>53170913
markets are probably gonna flush down next week.

>>53170838
well thats assuming it goes down :)

>>53166295
Quit smoking weed.

>>53170819
fuck off shill

>>53170937
>everything beyond might makes right is fart sniffing

that in itself is a philosophical question addressed by some of the greats. It would be worthwhile for you, if that is your personal view on things, to look into what was said about it, particularly socrates/Plato, and Nietzsche's criticism of socrates (those are the ones who come to mind on that topic--Machiavelli i guess also)

For me it’s GDXU

King Chuck will spark a fire

Does anyone want to share and critique spreadsheets?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12rM_KKi34h95auoUJ0SBke9E6dUZP-fTDFegDuC7-PA/edit?usp=sharing

>>53170673
Half + lawyer fees

>>53169283
somewhere around S&P 500 at 4000, +/- 100 points max.

the next leg down begins at that point which should start violently and bring us down to ~3400.

David Ryan has tweeted his bullish/bearish predictions since last year and has been spot on for every single inflection point - see pic related. yesterday he posted this:

>Tradable rally underway with interest rates and dollar dropping. This is not a new bull market, but another rally that could take the SPY back to 410. Industrials, resource names should lead.

>down 30% from jan 2020

>>53171208
damn, should I buy some cheeky xli calls?

>>53170838
I did went all in on a 10x cfd, I observed the price movements from natgas, usually natgas doesnt swing from negative to positive on no news day, or vice versa
meaning I am 100% betting on monday to be green, if its green it will probably be green for at least 2%
The bet on green for me is based on the technical support it has at 3.5(which it held), the bounce to almost green it had yesterday and the fact that finally it seems the forecasts for feb are turning cold, this might mean that the bottom is in fact in.

>>53171109
I have read them all that's why I am saying it is a waste of time you just want to sniff your own and others farts. You are mentioning just no most basic and pop sci philospohers also. Aristotle > Socrates and Plato by miles. Realy philosophy that is worth your time is just symbolic reasoning and mathematics. Read Wittgenstein if you want to deconstruct all the BS philosophers and grow up.

You are forgetting Thomas Hobbes on the subject which is why I know you are a pseud wasting your time. No girls are impressed by your reading of 2300 year dead philosophers or an edgy schizo from the late 19th century.

>>53171199

Not too bad.

>>53171231
Is this a bit from Good Will Hunting?

>>53171240
SHOW THE LOSSES NOOOO

>>53170617
top fucking kek

>>53171208
also see his last tweet before that one on nov 28

>Rally since the October lows has indexes above or close to their 200 day ma’s. Time to take profits. QQQ has lagged badly and will continue do so. Expect a S&P 500 range of 4100 to 3400 next year, so there is limited upside. Stock selection will be key to outperform in 2023.

>>53171233
I'll take that as a vigorous yes. You know how to use excel, right anon?

did the mumus have a good time yesterday?

>>53171231
It would seem you were "just curious" about what philosophers the other anon was reading just so you could write a few paragraphs showing how above-it-all and smart you are. I dont know which are 'basic' or 'pop sci' i just read them, and it is quite clear you only care about the subject to the extent you want other people to know how much you know about them, which in some sort of bizarre coping mechanism, you've accused me of. Sneed

>>53165716
Whatch porn scenes that starts with the actors dressed up. Look for the woman that you want the most. What is the guy wearing at the start of the scene? -> buy those clothes

>>53166801
You need a reason to legally prescribe stimulants, they are too good

>>53170617
Yeah that was me, unironically. Brit flag right?

New thread
>>53171394
>>53171394
>>53171394

>>53171328
correct on all counts but didn't you post mentioning philosophy to get someone to ask fishing for a (you)? I provided the (you) I thought you might want to discuss philosophy since you mentioned it and I'm taking a stance.

>>53170819
>Lots of words
All your "research", "quotes", "thesis", all it sums up to is a gamble on whether the company goes bust or not, that is it.

>When nobody wants something, that creates an opportunity. - Carl Icahn
Nobody wants to stick their dick into a meat grinder, why don't you take this opportunity everyone is clearly missing out on

>>53170937
>eveything beyond might makes right is fart sniffing
I am not so sure. Might is quite impotent when it comes to organizing anything unless one can inspire loyalty, and to understand might you must have a lot of knowledge about the world as it is.
>but really what philosopher? i am curious.
Right now I am going through an overview of the presocratics (like Cenophanus, heraclitus) Hellenistic (epicurean, stoa), neo-platonic (Plotinus) and scholastic period (acquino, Ockham). It’s useful now and again to study connections instead of specific philosophers. I will soon return to political philosophy, with the likes of Schmitt, Hobbes, Becker, Hoffer, Mill, Jockey, Burke, you name it. It helps me to keep mind and body sharp.

>>53165839
>The economy is just about the strongest it's been in US history
So that's why a dozen eggs costs $5 now, because the economy is so strong... Never thought about it like that.