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>>53162644
AHAHAHAHAHA
Boogieman training is unironically crucial in China what with all the kidnapping

>>53162644
Kek that dumbass kid at the end obviously wasn't paying attention

>>53162644
its not a job if you love doing it

>>53162757
A+

>>53162644
lmao wtf

>>53162644
Don't invest in Chinese companies directly, invest in American companies that do business in China that will grow as their middle class expands. CAKE is opening up more stores there as we speak so I'd start there.

>>53162644
Scaring kids will always be funny
Scaring them while teaching them a valuable life lesson is even better, and I dare say necessary

>>53162644
What a way to give those kids a trauma

>>53162644
It's not a bad way to cull undesirables from the populace and leave a gene pool full of smart individuals.

>>53162784
every day in chinese class is an adventure

>>53162710
On that day he realised, he wasn't there to learn a lesson - he was there to be the lesson for everyone else

>>53162850
Good, you want them to associate strangers offering them treat with trauma, that's the point retard

Based. incredible to see how young children can learn lessons like these. And we wonder why they will surpass the US eventually.

Meanwhile we get shamed online and face charges for not wanting to take our kids willingly to pedophiles reading them stories aka Drag Queen Story Hour

>>53162644
I thought someone were going to beat up the kids or something

Girl in the white shirt had the best reaction, she nope'd like hell when he went to her

w-what am I watching

>>53162945
id argue the kid in orange did, he even got up to confront the strange man

>>53162979
yeah orange kid is the future main character

>>53162757
Gold star

What do you think is the "lesson" they are learning here? Not to take gifts from strangers?

>>53162644
Wtf I thought candlejack was fa

>>53163023
they are learning that everyone in the world want to put them in a plastic bag

>>53162644
boogiemanbros, I don't feel so good...

>>53163042
kek

>>53163049
and not to be bag holders

>>53162850
That's the point faggot

Dang, this must be hard for the teachers as well. Even if you know you're doing this for the childrens sake it's still heart wrenching to see them being scared.

>>53163667
They're chinese so they have no emotions actually.

>>53162644
That’s based as fuck.

keked

How is this bad? They are teaching them to not trust kikes early on in their life when information gets ingrained deeply into your brain.

>>53164018
because chinese people are scary

>>53162925
>Face charges
>Source: /pol/

>>53162644
Orange kid is my man

>>53162811
kek what the fuck, why would you buy that garbage

>>53162644

The sad truth is, those kids were never seen again. The feast had begun... nothing but rotisserie now...

God forgive the sins of man, for he was hungry and he ate.

Sna LA Boouh Dahh Sna Shuuu!
Sna Dey Luu Rooo Shuuu Straa!
Mey Gah Swa LA Foootahhhhhh!

>>53163921
>t. democrat niggerlover

How the fuck did the last kid not see what happened before?! He had a straight POV of the scene and was fucking around or something?!

Truly a deep lesson. Never lose sight on kike

>>53162644
Crematoriums. Covid if going to kill millions in China..

>>53163921
>scared
>no emotions

The only reason you have to train your kids not to accept anything from strangers is because you send them away from home for most of their waking day, at school, at practice, unsupervised outside because you live in a shithole city and your wife works so you can afford extra subscriptions. Because let's be honest. Her bringing in a whole second income isn't being shrewdly hunkered away for better times in the future.

A wife at home avoids all of these problems, but you're too chickens hit to tell your wife that being a legal copy for Dr. Sheckleberg is a waste of her life.

>>53162644
Joe biden sure has a way with kids

>>53162644
Sound edition where

>>53162925
>this
its fucking over

>>53163023
you can't trust anyone, not even yourself

>>53162979
Yeah you really want your 4yo confronting random child abductors fuckin retarded.

>>53165065

>>53162811
this but short them

>>53162644
good on the orange shirt kid trying to protect the younger ones, also that second kid to be offered with the orange shirt clamping himself down to the chair

Miyazaki never stops amazing me.

poor chinkrinos, imagine being a kid in that hellhole

>>53166677
Good one, glowie. Got another?

>>53163023
He takes them to an elevator and they learn the dangers of Chinese engineering

what the fuck

>>53162945
>nope'd like hell

reddit moment

>>53162644
totally fake as fuck insane cult country

>>53162644
That's funny as fuck, a good way to learn stranger danger, and just the right amount of traumatizing unlike those satanic hambeasts with that spooky mask screaming at kids for no reason in that webm from earlier in the year

>>53163023
they're teaching them the dangers of western consumerism

>>53165065

>>53162925
Yeah, that doesn’t actually happen

>>53162925
Drag queens are not pedos, drag queens like adult men, such as yourself, they want your seed, no homo.

>>53167117
>Not all Drag Queens are mentally ill but all Drag Queens are ETH maxies
really makes you think

>>53164271
>>53164271
>Garbage
>Just did 5 percent climb today
I think I'm going to take the ol ball and chain and kids to the 'actory just to celebrate. Have fun staying poor.

>>53167057
I hope they're using sustainable materials to make mountains of this crap. Should be compostable too

>>53162850
Low iq moment

>>53167311
as honorable as that is, it is pretty fucking weird in a funny way. unfortunate? yes. necessary? yep.

Buy Eggs

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this girl had a mega based reaction: bored of the boogieman kidnapper

>>53162925
fuck off to /pol/ if you actually think that and aren't just being ironic. if a kid wants to go to drag queen story hour that's their choice and children are allowed to make their own decisions.

>>53165065
everyone in this photo is simply repulsive.

>>53162644
Would I get in problems with the ADL if I do this dressed as a jew?

>>53168012
end your life, juif

>>53165065
can't wait until skynet to be fucking desu

>>53162882
kek

>>53162850
Body snatching is a literal frequent crime in China. Even grown adult men get trafficked

>>53162644
ah good, create the psychopaths while they are young. In china they know how it do.

>>53168588
They would defend you, claim the video is fake, praise the video for its bravery, and delete the video. All within one day.

>>53162644
I keked

Those kids are so adorable

>>53168012
What do you think the age of consent should be?

>>53169051
This is crazy we have entire nation states teaching their kids how to be criminals anf psychopaths.

>>53167031
South Korea?

>>53162850
Its either that or being shoved on an icebox so their organs stay fresh longer

>>53169195
good morning anon would you like to come to the police station with me, just want to ask some questions.

The smallest, baldest kids are always the dumbest. Why?