/biz/ - Business & Finance

SUMMON THE BULLS, I AM READY

I warned you about the 30 year bond. You didn’t listen, now you get margin called on your shorts. You’re not smarter than the bond market.

bobobros, not like this...

i don't want profit
just a refund

Everyone loves stocks today.

jannies tongue my anus

OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
IM PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>down 80% since the beginning of 22
how can i make it back with 3000 dollars bros? which stock will get me 10x?

>>53161932
Bears are so fucked LOL, they keep trying to short names like Tesla and Nvidia and keep getting heemed.

Say it with me. INFLATION HAS PEAKED AND IS DONE. You had your fun for a FULL YEAR. For a full year we sold off. Never in history did the market go down two years in a row. Sell those puts, we're going to ATH this year faggots.

>>53161960
I am because I know the UK is going to raise rates in Feb then I'm adding long bonds

>>53161982
>celebrating a deflationary spiral
whew lad

What's this pattern called?

I have a little over 1.2k I'm looking to put into a buy and forget kind of stock, what should I look into. Or is it not the best time to do the buy and hold meme?

Man it feels good to win one. I’m only pissed I sold too early.

>>53161978
Spicey Rycey

>>53161970
Last quarter RYCEY shipped as many cars as *all* of 2021. 'nuff said.

It's kind of fun to think about what an actual bear or bull would invest in if they could.

>>53161997
buy an index
VT or VTI/VXUS
could also just copy warren buffet's profile

>>53161982
Fuck yeah

>>53161993
Cope

UNEMPLOYMENT LOW

GDP POSITIVE

INFLATION COMING DOWN FASTER THAN EXPECTED

EARNINGS COMING IN BETTER THAN EXPECTED

BOND YIELDS PEAKED

BOBO DOOMER THEORIES THAT HAVE COME TO PASS: ZERO

>>53161950

>>53161978
>which stock will get me 10x?
Choose by random and hope for the best. It might 10x or maybe it 0.1x

>>53162008
I'm going to tell you a secret, they would both invest in exactly the same things.

>>53162002
>>53162007
>OTC
fuck.

how much money do we need to give Titanic man to make avatar artho gf's real?

>2% poomp on "lower wage inflation" after jobs came in hot

>>53162008
Bears would be all about AQB. Bulls couldn't get enough of grain futures.

>>53161982
Inflation rate peaks but inflation is non-stop.

>>53161993
There's no deflationary spiral. Inflation is heading directly back to 2% with a super-strong economy, the best unemployment numbers ever, great earnings and corporate margins, and rates that can easily be cut back to 2%. No justification for anything but a V-shaped recovery and 5500 SPX EoY.

>>53162002
>that photo
Kek, made me laugh

Someone said something in /smg/ yesterday about impending deflation causing asset prices to fall later this year. Why would that happen, and which assets?

>>53162015
Does an algo read that headline and buy stocks? I would

>>53162015
B-but the yield curve inverted. And home and car sales are freezing.

>>53162035
>Yea fortunately 14k is only a tiny fraction of my net worth or I’d probably KMS
Weak. Maybe you should anyway.

>>53162007
>>53162024
You think Rolls Royce is a car company? Hi new fags

>>53162045
It sounds so fake, I almost can’t believe it.

>>53161932
STOP THE COUNT!

should i buy the dip on gme or bbby?

>>53162049
>Why would that happen
Collapsing commodity prices and a flat money supply?

>>53162059
Yield curve isn't a valid indicator.

And just like that I'm making money again!
I'm sorry, but I'm just not going to stop!
I'M SORRY!

>>53162070
I only know rolls royce for their engines. i never seen a rolls royce car.

>>53162070
Reread my post.

>>53162090
All indicators are valid and loved :)

UH GUISE WHY DID THE LINE GO UP ON NO NEWS

>>53161932
So will WWE stock go lower monday our is retail going to FOMO in to it

alright, I was a little early on the NFLX puts but this looks like a really good spot

I'm about to open my first brokerage account, give me some advice please. I'm leaning towards etoro, as this is one of the few I can access from my country with no commission fee stock and etfs trading.
I got the impression that the target audience of etoro is financially retarded avocado toast eating millennial apple users who just want to copy the high risk portfolio of some literally who, who managed to win the lottery in the previous year. I'm not interested in daytrading either, and plan to put most of my money in various retard-proof index-tracking etfs and look at them about once a month. Would it make sense to instead chose a big boy platform like Interactive Brokers, that has slightly higher commission fees for stocks (but better fees for just about everything else), and a more sophisticated interface?

SOXLsisters we're up bigly. Post LUMs to celebrate

Oh baby we have liftoff

>>53162127
open a robinhood account and go all in on $hood

>>53162102
Every indicator people point to as recessionary is basically garbage (ISM, yield curve) - employment, GDP, non-tech earnings etc. all point towards one of the strongest economies in US history

So why does SPY get +8$ days but when it dumps it goes down like 2 bucks and goes back up and maybe ends the day a dollar lower. Honestly being a bulltard seems to work 70% of the time and a bobo 30%. Shitty game

>>53162132
>SOXLsisters we're up bigly
Speak for yourself

>>>53161985

https://www.finra.org/investors/investing/investment-products/stocks/day-trading

>>53162141
No robinhood where I live.

>>53162042
That's literally the dream scenario. Wage inflation moderating while the economy stays strong. The literal actual soft landing happening in realtime.

>>53162127
What country? And big boy platforms are better if you don't need the handholding because who knows when you need to snag an exotic ticker or do some more advanced strategy? Better to have features and not need them than to need them and not have them.

>>53162157
The Fed literally overstimulated the economy so hard that they cancelled the recession before it happened

What the fuck man
I shouldn't be making money today

>>53162156
Fidelity is pretty good, is that available for you?

>>53162156
well i just googled etoro and it says crypto on it so i wouldnt put your money in there. just put it in an american company that is legacy cause if your country doesnt insure deposits in brokerages you can lose it all

Do I sell my TQQQ now for a 5% gain, or do I hold to next week

>rabbit rally

>>53162143
Close, it’s 2/3 to 1/3 in favor of bulls.

WBD
WBD
WBD
That's all folks!

>>53162177
sell and buy sqqq with your gains

>>53162169
Unironically this

>>53162086
Fair enough. So I probably should wait to buy anything "expensive" until things take a shit? I feel like that's not a 100% probability

Bros I'm thinking of slurping up some SQQQ. Or should I wait till the initial pump off of next CPI print?
I'm just holding $61k of BIL and $30k of cash right now

COME ON OUT BAGGIE! $8 A JAR YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT

>>53162186
>I feel like that's not a 100% probability
Now you're thinking like a good trader. "Will" and "won't" absolutes are a quick way for you to blind yourself and get your portfolio dicksmashed.

>presents

>>53162194
buy SQQQ under 49

I am down $20k

>>53162174
>>53162168
I live in Hungary, probably should have started the first post with this. Fidelity is only for us residents so that is out too.

>>53162175
Does having crypto there messes with the insurance somehow?

>>53162214
>he was down $5k and said "I'm fine with this."

>DXY regrouping, putting in a bottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

go go soxl go
only a 3x now and i break even
haha

>>53162214
soon to be $30k, lol.

>>53162175
look at toros early life

What are you doing to celebrate American Bastille Day, /smg/?

Short netflix

>>53162177
>>53162178
Market probably trends up until CPI after which it will crab for 2 weeks and then shit the bed on FOMC when Jpow confirms more hikes.

>>53162214

>>53162230
shouldn't have been looking at other girls, darling

>>53162230
I'm at 51 shares at $23.76

>>53162230
I'm with u bro, we'll get there

>insurrection day
>market is neon green

SOXL BROOOOOOS

Everybody gets a CRASH!

i told ya.

>>53162247
I mean, wouldn't looking at the early life of any western financial institution post Oliver Cromwell reveal the same ancestry?

>>53162258
Groomed.com

>>53162045
Kek I literally have no sympathy for you retards any longer.

Fuck you bobos. You promised me a Friday dump. Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says

What’s the TQQQ sell point and sqqq buy point

>>53162230
i'm 100% cash and it's taking off without me

>>53162142
Basically this.
The US economy is incredibly strong and can sustain even higher yields with ease.
We'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate well over 7%.

>>53162297
You will be needing sympathy when this scenario happens and you lose all your money short. Never bet against the US stock market.

>>53162307
>pulling out of Lum
You did this to yourself, anon.

>>53162282
my local goverment flags arent at half mast. for the most horrific day in the history of modern day 'Murica, youd think all the buildings wouldnt fly the flag up so high

New bull market has just arrived
Tell him he's cute!

>>53162309
It won't be over 7%, it'll top at 5 and they'll cut back to 2 after a few prints of sufficiently low MoM CPI.

>>53162307
New l*m looks like shit

>>53162301
>smg is one person
some retard confirmed your biases
only yourself to blame

>>53162218
>Hungary
So you're a Yuropoor, that means CFDs. Don't give your shekels to the Israelis of eToro. I use CMC Markets for CFDs. Used to use Degiro for stocks which is better if you want lots of stocks but less leverage.

>>53162218
etoro is fine. just don't use the us etfs since they are cfds, instead put it into the london spy or msciworld

>>53162169
This.
So they must raise rates much higher for much longer.

>>53162329
tender meat

2023: the year I make money

>>53162178
Here, have a smoother version of that gif

>>53162330
Absolutely delusional.

how do you whiten tees, from a business perspective? my undershirts are fucking grim

3900 incoming

>>53162343
>So they must raise rates much higher for much longer.
They won't need to go above 5 and won't need to hold for long. We're going to skip the recession part of the tightening cycle because the stimulus is still working its way through the economy.

I said there would be a rabbit rally didnt I

>>53162309
>>53162364
Bro, we have 31.4 trillion dollars in debt. We can't refinance that at 7%, are you loco?

>>53162334
Hey it's CRBP pajeet

>>53162375
Absolutely delusional again.

>>53162332
She got treated better than Ryoko

200SMA and new bull market are at ~4000 SPX. CPI print which will be ultra bullish will get stocks there. Up only for the next 10-15 years.

>>53162332
>Fuck you bobos. You promised me a Friday dump. Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says
Hello again, pickle anon.

>>53162365
Are you washing your whites separately and using bleach when you do?

Also CLX isn't a half bad staple investment.

it has to go up now and then
otherwise it would reach 0 too quickly

I just turned into bobo today because I saw that YT video how what's happening today is very similar compared to the dot com era and look what happens.So I just need to keep this up for a month anons?

>>53162385
We could easily refinance the whole thing at 7%.
All they'd have to do is maintain 8% inflation. It's not that hard.

URANIUM kings...... Its our turn

>>53162332
new lum is cute.
i am watching SOXL go parabolic.
while I am 100% cash.
Lol.

>>53162347
sweet, get a Ferrari
>>53162365
bleach?
just buy new ones, huge return on investment

A lot of people got hooked today.

>>53162385
>We can't refinance that at 7%, are you loco?
Well, maybe not you.
But the government can and will, of course.
Currency can be created in infinite amounts and US debt is and will remain a hot commodity.

>>53162418
Right, but the Fed autistically wants positive real rates. So at 8% sustained inflation they'd tighten to 9% and we're back where we started.

>>53162377
no i did. back on jan 1st. and it starts on the 22nd. this is insurrection rally.

Why won’t this rally fail just like literally every other rally like this?

>>53162414
yeah just follow random YT recommendations and you should be good

>>53162424
>people got hooked
It's the start of a new bull market.

What pizza should I get today to celebrate pushing my talent up
>also
>rabbit rally
>nonstop rabbit cunny posting for weeks

KNEEL TO HIM AND SAY HIS NAME

>>53162414
>I just turned into bobo today
We went down for a year and NOW you turn bobo?

>>53162311
Kek if you bet against muh us stock market in Jan you made bank. You are betting against the fed which is even more retarded. But please keep it up and get as many other retards to go long here as you can. At my age Im fine just letting you all fuck yourselves.

>>53162332
My wife bought me everything I need to start pickling. My friend at work brought in homemade pickles and they were the best pickles i have ever tasted. So I got the recipe

>>53162424
BUDDY

>>53162436
Yes, the whole thing is an impossible, pointless game.
I have no idea why central banks exist.

>>53162450
>I'm betting against the Fed
How? I've repeatedly said I think they're going to 5-5.5%. I also think they'll be able to cut sooner than expected because of how quickly inflation is rolling over, but it's not necessary that they cut - the US economy is so strong that it can keep growing at a fast rate with 2% inflation and 5%+ rates. It's just that good.

>>53162451
What does he do if his pants fall down?

>>53162434
They'd be printing, what, an additional 1.5 trillion a year just for the interest expenses? That turns treasuries from a hot commodity to a hot potato. We'd go full Argentina.

>>53162424
dont get my hopes up...

>>53162424
>the linessssss

Is the recession in the room with us right now?

>muh bonds
>muh rates
>muh P/E
Remind me to never take retard bear conspiracy theories seriously ever again. I should be 100% long instead of 80%.

>>53162477
People just underestimate how strong the economy really is and how easily it can handle 5%+ rates.

>>53162477
Jobs report came in better than expected. True recession has never been tried.

>>53162477
There have been like eight different times last year where you could have said the same thing, only to watch the market keep on tumbling.

>>53162424
Except we got a higher low

>>53162485
>People just underestimate how strong the economy really is
fucking kek

>>53162471
Just look at how many trillions they have printed already and fuck all has happened.
Where's your point of reference that at X amount it's becoming an impossibility?

Just wait till next weeks cooler than expected Inflation print and banks start to announce earnings and they come in better than expected AGAIN
>JPM

>>53162424
The line is at 400. Your line is wrong.

>>53162101
Rolls Royce can't compete with the geared turbo-fan.

>>53162477
we've already blown off some steam, it's not crazy to start putting money into the market but i'm in no rush either

>>53162500
What's the counterargument that does't involve garbage data like ISM or appeals to the bond market?

>>53162501
>fuck all has happened.
Do you realize we are in 2023 and not 2013?

>>53162477
The economy isn't the stock market. Stocks have been pretty resilient in recessions on average.

>>53162517
U wot?

>>53162496
A bear flag is literally higher highs and higher lows.

>>53162424
>low above previous lows.
That’s a paradigm shift baby.

>>53162447
I'm mostly in crypto and thought that it couldn't go any lower since july or so,so I was just waiting for a bottom and had to endure crab hell ever since

>>53162500
you convinced me

>>53162335
>>53162339

>So you're a Yuropoor, that means CFDs.
Holy shit, I wasn't aware of this. This changes everything. If I open an account with an american company from europe, that still means no US etfs?

>>53162501
>>53162517
>Where's your point of reference that at X amount it's becoming an impossibility?
There are a few possible breaking points. Issuance being larger than global GDP growth, Fed pausing/hiking sooner than their stated goals (FFR>Core PCE), dollar falling or yields rising when they clearly shouldn't, that kind of stuff.

>>53162528
>pattern trading
>not simple using support and resistance
>not using FA
I hope you're bear puts make you poor on monday

>>53162525
They printed trillions for COVID and we ended up with the highest inflation in half a century. If they print trillions just to cover interest on the debt, we will go through that again.

I've been waiting all day for something to happen. This is getting pretty boring.

Say the line bobo

>>53162506
>Banks start reporting on Friday the 13th

>more retard bear cope replying to me
Not even giving you a (you). I'll just let today's price action speak for itself. Stay short, retards.

POWER HOUR LET'S GOOOOO

>>53162377
Is that my UberEats delivery?

>>53162198
Do you have a license?

After a year I can finally break even on AAPL and sell

>>53162438
It will go on and then implode. When that prick Jerome brings the surprise 0.5 rate hike instead of 0.25 all hell will break loose and we will go below the october lows.

Oh my fuck. Did the SPX just put in a higher low?

>>53162568

>>53162554
>They printed trillions for COVID and we ended up with the highest inflation in half a century.
Thats mostly because they printed and gave it to the public.
The FED is lamenting that they undershot their inflation goals for years on years all the while they have been printing for everybody but the public.
They will simply keep on printing, for everybody but the public and wallah wallah just like that, in due time they will undershoot their inflation targets again while printing trillions in the meantime.

>one green day
>Retards talking about how healthy the economy is and how we just printed our way out of a recesssion.
Yeah Im ready for the crash again lets fucking go.

Green day

>>53162584
Wait what? You're selling now to break even? Why didn't you sell like two weeks ago when it was 140+

>>53162598
This. The fed realized if they just stick to markets and congress doesnt air drop cash to people, there wont be shortages and inflation. We just tried UBI and it failed. Everyone went out and bought up everything out there.

>Prince Mohammed... personally picked many of the stocks the fund bought
Based.

>>53162590
He will likely raise .25 from here on out.

>>53162540
Depends on what etfs you're looking for, all european brokers have etfs that track all the popular indexes

>>53162612
I was not paying attention...

Spx Vix hasn't gone down in like an hour.
Might be expiration related?

>>53162424

*blocks your path*

>>53162598
>Printing trillions for QE, pumping asset prices of the rich who do not spend: Not inflationary
>Printing trillions for stimmy checks to normies: Inflationary
>Printing trillions for bond interest, when the only marginal treasury buyer is individuals: _______

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfGet_pr8Cc

>>53162631
This whole market is just a casino rolling options, over and over.

Line go up or down next week?

>>53162628
Lol
I'd hold on for a bit if you haven't already sold

>>53162198
>not mushrooms

>>53161996
Down.

>>53162617
Does the article say how his picks did? I could see Prince Chainsaw being an aggressive, but successful investor.

>>53162646
Up big. the CPI is next week. 4200 EoW.

I think I shorted straight into the great meltup

>>53162647
Yeah, it seems like it's going to go back to at least $140+, I'll just keep holding

>>53162634
>_______
not my problem

pump more so i can slurp sqqq on the cheap

>>53162670
An inflationary sovereign debt crisis for the US is, unfortunately, everyone's problem.

The raises of rates will be the same if not higher. America's tightening her belt, jack. And with that comes some changes. We can take the hits, bring on those dang ol rate hikes, fat.

>they still haven't learned how this roller coaster goes

you just know next week is going to be blood red

>>53162646
Damn burpanon looks like THAT?

>>53162540
CFD providers (like CMC Markets) have all the American ETFs.

>>53162607
The whole reason for the rate hikes was to cause a recession because the job market was too hot.

>>53162674
It's nowhere near cheap right now. Not saying it won't make money, but it's definitely not in the cheap range.

>>53162646
isn't this the same faggot that was spamming those horrible shitty webms?

>>53162692
It's very funny how easily you can see how emotions come into play in regards to investing on /smg/
>horrible year, red most of the time, red just a few days ago
>doom and gloom, recession, end of times, short everything and hold onto shorts forever
>one green day
>recession cancelled, never buy shorts, fomo

/smg/ is a great reminder to always be cautious with your temperament and not get overly emotional

>>53162663
Alright

>>53162699
The hikes successfully curbed inflation without causing a recession because of the underlying strength of the economy.

>>53162646
She looks very nice and whorish. Nice work anon

A lot of the banking criminals are reporting earnings next week.
How do you think it will go?

>>53162678
Where should a sovereign debt crisis arise from when central banks all over the world can create "special purpose vehicles" on a whim which could and would basically take whole markets offline or "closed circuit" with only a few interlinked players.
They can contain and quarantine (hehe) potential risks with a few mouse clicks.
If necessary they will fully lock down the sovereign debt market.

>>53162723
You should've had FOMO since October '21.

>>53162723
Im willing to bet that most anons here arent even in the market right now

so... are you buying or are you still waiting for another drop later this year?

S&P will just probably run up to 3980 and then it will be down only until the lower bounds are reached,good time to be a bobo

>>53162735
Because I'm short XLF.

>>53162735
Banks should all have great earnings

>>53162750
CPI alone will lead to SPX going WELL above 3980.

Crab bros...

>>53162735
>How do you think it will go?
Better than expected.
If not, then they just won't care about the bad news.

I made $20 by risking $500. It made sense at the time, but in hindsight the risk to reward is awful. How do scalpers live like this?

>>53162491
>Jobs report came in better than expected
Shouldn't that be bearish? More jobs means that that FOMC is losing and inflation is winning and that FOMC needs to increase interest rates

Picture semi related

>>53162750
SPX 4250pts-4350pts by mid 2023 or before.

>>53162777
Wtf did you buy?

>>53162779
peenus wheenus

>>53162779
That man isn't fooling anyone. You are gay

>>53162646
Crab between 395 and 385 for 3 weeks before the dump. Screen cap this.

>>53162779
They're pulling numbers out of their ass. If the job report last time was fake, why would this one be real?

>>53162750
God, I'm gonna enjoy watching bobos here get liquidated when the golden bull run finally begins anew and you're all deluded and shorting more. You fucking deserve the worst in life. Suffer.

>>53162779
No, because wage growth moderated with an underlying strong economy. It's yet another data point in favor of a soft landing which means the bottom is already in and new ATH is likely this year. Buy while you still can.

>>53162693
burp anon (michael from florida that enjoys halloween parties and cutting PVC) and jam anon are two different people

>>53162657
The reporters couldn't determine the exact performance of his picks. Looks like a mix. Lucid, Noon, Softbank Vision Fund, Magic Leap, Newcastle United FC...

>>53162779
Market participants can always just change their opinion and decide at any moment in time onwards to not pay attention to inflation and interest rates any longer.
In due time the hype will shift elsewhere and people won't care about these things any longer.

Should I sell?

>>53162791
NVDA

>every single indicator says we're going up and the economy is strong
>I THINK IM GOING TO SHORT HERE!!!
God I can't wait for SPY 400 next week on strong af bank earnings lmao

Damn 3900 was lost quickly, I thought it would go to 3920.

>>53162839
>Buy high sell low
No you should not sell you retard

>>53162839
If it's good enough for a screenshot, then it's good enough to sell.

>>53162777
The secret is that you're not risking $500. You're probably risking around $20.

>>53162856
You know goddamn well it will go to $9 on Monday.

>>53162856
he waited this long, give can give it another 24 hours

>>53162839
>total return -1.99%

>>53162843
There are some indicators that could suggest a recession, but most of them are invalid (stock market to GDP ratio suggests stocks are overvalued, yield curve, and ISM PMI's). Like I said, I think those indicators are invalid, but you can at least make a logically coherent bearish case assuming those are valid (they aren't).

>>53162760
>Banks should all have great earnings

Why?
Source?
Reasoning?

i made $8500 today

Why the fuck is SOXL up 15% today?
Why can’t it just go down to $5 already?

>>53162777
>>53162864
wtf is it about /smg/ that they can't understand this

I just woke up from my afternoon siesta why are we pumping?

>>53162619
It’s looking like 50 next meeting, although Fedwatch disagrees with me

>>53162872
So?
Are you gonna sell every stock at a loss when you're only down 2% on it just because you're afraid it'll go lower?

>>53162451
Pretty based. Homemade pickles are so much better than the bullshit from the stores.

>>53162839
Sad that /smg/ thinks winning is being down 2%

>>53162833
Damn the /smg/ historian is here?
What can you tell me about me?

>>53162909
>It’s looking like 50 next meeting
according to what

mfw I make 10 bucks trading options

>>53162813
Aladdin is going to rape your bussy

'............and Tesla was never 114.38 ever again'

>>53162901
tech is starting to bottom. dow only is too high still it's fucking up everything it needs to correct

>>53162886
The dollar will rally anon. That should be sufficient.

We're here

>>>/ck/18775944
>>>/ck/18775944

>>53162917
Do you have a website anon? I'd like to buy some stuff

>>53162913
This year I plan to be smarter with my investments, so I think I’ll sell it for a loss before close and then be smarter this year with investments and not continue to risk it on SOXL, since it seems to continuously go down.

If crab is over then it's Bobo time. The market is going to do the same pump and dump that oil did today but what it does after that decides if crab is really over.

>>53162914
>everyone and their mother is shorting, no way they are gonna let them wi- ACK

Who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to buy now and hold over the weekend, it’s like 2021 all over again

>republicans keep losing the house vote
Jesus just give it to the dems. Your party is over. Biden proved we elected a retard in 2016.

>>53162955
>If crab is over then it's Bobo time.

>>53162938
Nah, DXY is done.

>>53162962
Scary that people actually think this

>>53162981
Accelerate

>>53162949
Thunsbunsandjams.com

Not quite set up to start shipping yet but we're getting close. I'll be spamming /smg/ to buy jam once shipping is ready don't worry

>>53162962
for presidental elections republicans should run someone like de santos instead of Trump. Trump is done people associate him now too strongly with russia his voter base is vanishing

The pump looks less impressive in other currencies

>>53162993
i'm not buying your cum jam and i'm reporting your semen products to the SEC.

>>53162973
If you're right, my $30k in SPY puts will lose but my $30k in SILJ calls will make me richer than ever before.

>if you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine

>>53162894
Banks make more profit from higher rates, simple as. What mumu doesn't know...end of the month many tech companies like MSFT, INTC and shitty airlines will report catastrophic earnings numbers.

>>53162723
they're different people though. bears come to gloat when its down, bulls post when it's up

depressed people drink to pass out

I hate niggers, jannies, and jews. How do I patronize buisnesses that serve none of these vile people?

>>53163003
You will own cumjam and you will be happy.

>>53163001
cashgang.... not like this...

what do you lads think about buying verizon for the divvy?

>>53162962
Personally I think they should stall this vote out for the next 2 years. Best thing they could do right now is fail to vote.

>>53162993
Can you post Audrey's bare buns?

>>53163010
The money they make from scamming people on interest rates is pretty marginal afaik.

Holy fuck what did you guys do?

>>53162962
Nah it's based

>>53162777
If you want a better risk reward/ratio, you can do options spreads.

>>53163040
We make line go up.

>>53162424
I fucking hope you're right, otherwise I'll close my shorts next week

>>53163034
Here's some buns fr fr

Baking!!!

THIS IS IT. MONDAY WILL BE THE CRASH.
SCREEN CAP THIS.

>>53162993
this looks extremely professional and appealing

tell your wife I said great job (i know it was her doing and not yours)

>>53162746
writing puts to profit off of volatility

I missed the crazy pump on indice, but made some money on Tesla longs.
Now question is if it's legit beginning of bull run or just another fakeout.

>>53163062
Best move is 3 month out or less SPY puts and silver miner leap calls.

If we spike hard enough short term that the bear market ends, the silver spike to $40 per ounce will make you win. And in a year itll happen anyway.

It's an optimal hedge.

>>53163084
It was actually her sister. We're still in the process of finding good pictures because I don't really take the best, but we'll get there. Thank you fren.

>>53162927
I’m just looking at the macros. We’ll get an update on consumer debt Monday. So that’s the next thing. Inflation expectations too, but I think the NY Fed one is jank. Then we get the cpi. Jobless claims are still low. Until we see numbers like 400,000, there’s a lot of pressure. Fed doesn’t care about the price of wheat, but wagie wanting to get paid must be stopped.

>>53162941
redpill me on knorr

N

>>53163093
It's a fakeout..we will crab around 390 for a while before dumping hard in 3 weeks down to 360.

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>>53163072
I wish you the best success anon. You and your wife look happy. Well, time to go to work and deal with niggers, women, pajeets, and retards.

>>53163104
yeah you look like a fuckin shlub

you need to dress up like a hipster for a photoshoot
and you should be wearing an apron and gloves

google hipster chef and get the fucking uniform right, this is extremely important to women especially

>>53163120
Thank you Boeing anon. It is extremely fulfilling making cumjam.

Realistically what's the best stock to throw 100 bucks in? Want to see if I'm up to the challenge of getting my original 3k back after over a year of not touching my portfolio

>>53163150
Realistically you should just slowly DCA into SPY

>>53163063
Nice.

>>53163030
Don't. Buy something that won't shit the bed as horribly as Verizon in a recession. Preferably dividend aristocrats like Procter & Gamble, Coke, Johnson & Johnson, Pepsico etc. Or wait for oil to drop some more and get Chevron or Exxon for cheap.

>>53163001
nice chart

>>53163120
It looks like three of my four most-hated stocks (ex Tesla) were moving up into year end, contrary to the market trend. This supports my case for an upcoming catastrophic market wipeout day, in my opinion, because the trend fighting the wipeout seems to favor my most-hated sector. One might short DB, BA, and META assuming an impending reversion to the market trend since these Q4 divergences pumped on no fundamentals. Likely the reversion was deferred into the new year.