/biz/ - Business & Finance

>short
>get liquidated by scamwick


>long
>it crashes

cant win bros

>>53158637
Don't give you tubers exit liquidity

>>53158637
still will be the most valuable company of all time. elon ruining the brand with twitter is all noise

Zoom the fuck out. TSLA is still overvalued as fuck. If you are looking for a huge money making opportunity and believe in cars than invest in Ford stock, which actually is a profitable company paying a fat dividend

>>53158746
Name one affordable EV which can compete with a Tesla

>>53158637
>rocket man bad.

>>53158746
Laws prohibiting sale of gas and diesel vehicles are coming soon if not already here in some areas

>>53158746
This

>>53158637
literally slurp abit of TSLA every month, not much but knowing you're doing 4x better than top reddit bagholders should make you HARD AF

>>53158746
>believe in cars
lel

>>53158651
Just buy some long term puts. I put my entire portfolio down for $90 in April. Either Elon stays on and things continue as they are or they pump short term if he does install a new CEO and then shares go down anyway because Elon isn’t backing the brand anymore, only thing that gave it so much value in the first place.

>>53158637

Make sure you buy before Elon introduces the lawnmowers and baby stroller. The bulls will rush in, and you'll want to dump on them.

>>53158777
>less than a model3
>half the price of model X
theres twice as many transits sold in the UK as Teslas, combined. And thats the point with ford, they compete in segments where Musk produces vaporware. Wanna bet how many Electric F150s will get sold in the next 5 years, vs Elons Vaportruck? Its not hard to beat 0 tho. The F series alone sells in comparable numbers to Teslas entire range. But I'm sure cardbord box hauliers wil be queuing up to buy the frauds Semi. Empty cardboard box hauliers, of course. Otherwise, they woudnt make it across their own yard.
>>53158704
>will be the most valuable company of all time
put the crackpipe down Son

GraniteShares 1x Short TSLA Daily ETF (TSLI)

>>53158637
Buy puts before it loses the remaining 30%, obviously.

Muskrat deserves to lose all his money. I will never forgive his betrayal.

Imagine giving a fuck about a car company.

Imagine caring a car about a giv fuckany

>>53158637

Mullen Automotive ($MULN) is another EV manufacturer with very low market cap (650 mm). If you don't think the EV sector is completely dead then you buy shares, some of the money from TSLA shares sold will filter over to other EV companies, and $MULN has the most upside potential.

Crazy activity in the options market too. Current share price is $.39 but $.50 calls expiring Jan 20th have a bid of $.06. Pop people are paying nearly 20% the share price for the right to pay you 25% more than current share price over the next two weeks. You don't see premiums like that even for biotech shitstocks.

>>53158637
>How do I take advantage of this?
buy it

>>53159061
You people don't understand. Normies like tesla.
They call then tessies sometimes

>>53158637
You don’t, you’re very late maybe check back after the next 4 months of crabbing.

>>53158746
Show a screenshot of your Ford position

>>53161933
That was before Elon cucked himself with Twitter. Driving a Tesla is now actually quite embarrassing.

Current PE ratio is only 33, it's getting very close to a good value buy. I have no doubt PE ratio will go back to 50 when the pivot happens.

this stock is gonna fucking skyrocket when he lowers the pricing.

normies dont want to spend 100k on a car. if that shit was 50-60k he would be backordered.

>>53164073
just wait till Tesla's happy customers figure out, Musk is selling the same shit in China for half the price.

>>53158851
Red states like PA, OH, WI, MI, TN, are getting +25% population growth in the 2030s

>>53158637
this is what happens when you sperg out like a colossal faggot on twitter
>>53158782
TSLA baggie/elon simp spotted

Have you considered that there may be a reason that it fell 70%, while the rest of the market only fell 20%?

>>53158637
In a 8% environment cash discount rate ..Tesla fair value = $35 approx …stay the fuck away unless your short

>>53159111
What a shitty graph they took teslas mcap from the beginning of last year and the others from the end of last year. Do yourself a favor and look at teslas mcap right now because it's not even close to that number

imagine betting on a cult one way or the other at this point its all controlled by algos and politicians

give me a tesla and i still wouldnt want it pay me 1million dollars to drive it and then maybe TESLA CARS ARE ABSOUTE GARBAGE CULTY TRASH

>>53158637
>car company
>stil 34 P/E
>just cut prices in china because no one wants to buy your shit
BUY NOW OP OR STAY POOR FOREVER!!!!