/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nigger stop spamming your gay jew cuck lover

>>53149605
it looks incredibly weak and embarrassing to your friends and family. if you don't have any or are used to being laughed at, you could do it. but the better course of action is to better yourself and then not do it

>>53149605
Does this post make my CIA central look big?

Sure. Let's go out to dinner and you pretend to be rich when the check comes OP.

>>53149605
I pretended to be the boss and owner of my dad's business for larps for years and then he died and now I am the boss and owner and I think I larped it to reality.
Not worth it.

I'm rich and pretend not to be.

>>53150370
Kek same. I dress poorly and sit in the economy class. Have never been robbed despite going to shitholes like India

>>53150370
Same, It feels weird when I meet up with old classmates and they are wageslaving and consooming

>>53150344
Sorry for your loss bro, I miss my dad too. Lost him two years ago.

>>53150370
I'm poor and I don't pretend to be anything but what I am.
This is why rich people are hated, they just play games.

>>53150809
We will make it. Thanks. I feel for you as well.

>>53149620
kek

>>53150370
define "rich"

>>53149605
You accidentally become so good at faking it that the tax man shows up and says you owe him real money.

You try to explain that you're faking it but he wont listen.

You can't afford a lawyer to fight the charges and get railroaded.

>>53149620
Is that word bad to use?

>>53151779
Move to Romania, start an online university ezpz

>>53150370
this is the way.

>>53149982
that's easy.
i left my wallet in my bugatti i'll be right back

>>53150370
Define rich.

>>53149605
I've done this before and really its just made life annoying. People look to me for help. You deal with people subtly hinting they want things, and relationship with girls revolves around them being materialistic and wanting you to save their broke asses. They will literally tirn every conversation into being about how broke their situation is and even cry and say shit like "I just... need someone to CARE" etc.

Basically it poisons how people see you. I had people with better, more stable lives than me acting as if I was on easy street and that I couldn't relate to them, and I was an ass for not occasionally getting them things.

>>53149605
If you pretend to be rich then you will buy whatever you want and run out of money

>>53153168
>>53149605
How exactly do you pretend to be rich? If you're not rich you can't own expensive things, so how do you convince people that you're rich?
Do you just say you're rich and expect people to believe even though you live just like them?

>>53150370

>>53151732


this. how rich we talking here?
a lot of you faggots claim to be rich but I want to see what your personal definition of rich is

>>53153168
>I just... need someone to CARE
>Don't worry keep looking and you will eventually find someone, just bee yourself