/biz/ - Business & Finance

BOIL bros, the braps are green

>>53151851
I went from 115k in November 2021 to 33k today and that's WITH 10k more added in.

I fucking held TQQQ and TECL the entire way, holy smokes. I'm unemployed and can live with 33k in investments but if it continues to go down I'm fucked.

I think I'm going to "deleverage" to SSO. The higher interest rates really hurts leveraged vehicles and I'm a retard for not pulling out sooner.

It's a long way down.

>>53151911
Also I'm making a roblox game and hopefully that will give me some income but right now I'm just losing money every which way

Imagine not buying southwest, boil, and rycey right now. Kek

>fintwit/Stocktwits/SMG midwits all calling for a “crash”
>while the SPY is on track for the 5th red week in a row

The only reason the market is down is because mega caps are getting absolutely shit on. MSFT down 10% in 2 days, TSLA down 15% in 2 days, AAPL 5% in 2 days. If you’re still short you’re actually a retard

>>53151959
people haven't lost their retirement accounts or homes yet, there is no way in hell it's over. there also needs to be a catalyst to transition over to CBDCs.

Anyone else relived they’re spamming Chud now and stopped spamming Nikocado’s diseased asshole?

>my bipolar disorder is starting to destroy my life
Nice.
At least the market has been going u-

$2500 BBBY $80 calls
TUESDAY I AM A MILLIONAIRE!

>>53151851
stop making me form emotional attachment to a search engine

>>53152053
I set her as my default. Never trust Big Search.

>>53152053
don't despair yet, if they can effectively leverage ai chat/NLP before or better than google they actually have a chance

>>53152016
??
What exactly is your thesis?

Its a bear flag

Is anyone else noticing missing time?

>>53152103
Ive just sat on my ass for the last 10 years

>bbby has been dumped so hard by retail investors and fund managers that index funds now own over a fourth of all shares
holy fug, 6.5% of the company is held by the ishares small cap value

Managed healthcare bros my UNH calls are bleeding out and my hopium supply is dwindling. Is it ogre?

>>53151869
What do you guys think of DRIP, going long? XOM is still driving the indexes upward but I think they've all got a furth to fall

>>53151851
Ever since I saw this strip, I exclusively used Bing.
Sad that there's no Bing-chan porn.

>>53151959
>SPY: -3.87 (-1.01%) past 6 months
Nice crash.

>>53152103
nothing burger. Snopes says time moving 3X as fast is normal every few years

Why is the FTSE 100 about to hit it's all time high? I thought the UK was in bad shape right now. Just a few months ago the entire UK bond market almost imploded.

>>53152148
ftse 100 is filled with legacy companies not the fat that gets trimmed in recessions + the russian war is risk off at the moment nobody cares any more

>>53152146
Well sometimes if I'm watching a video or listening to something, I'll notice a jump, like a short segment was cut out. But if I go back over it again, it's there...

>>53151979
None of that is going to happen because people aren't on variable mortgages like in 2008.

Thank god my employees like me. I had been cutting back on drinking lately so my tolerance isn't as high as it used to be. Was gambling last night and lost track of how many beers I had and holy shit I haven't been hung over this bad I'm years. My employees were like "dude you look bad, go ahead and take a short day we got you covered". God bless those zoomers. Should have never cut back on drinking kek. I'm gonna get high, make burritos, and watch some mike matei streams. I owe my guys lunch tomorrow for this

>>53152103
Wait until you notice the continents and islands shifting every few years as the particle accelerator distorts reality ever so slightly and merges realities.

>>53152148
I was under the assumption strong USD is good for their market.

>>53151932
Have you made money making rblx games before?

BOILBROS WAGMI

>>53152154
I cant say ive experienced that. I'd imagine the TimeJews have singled you out somehow

>"Most of the superbubbles go below trend and stay there for quite a while. This time, trend is at most 2,500. It will be hard to prevent the market from declining to that level." 1-26-22
>We have a market today which feels superficially like 2000, and I think it's going to play out initially like 2000. Then the deflationary effects on the economy and the stock market will result in a world rather like the 1970s, where all assets are simply much lower priced than they are today. 5-9-22
>Each cycle is different and unique — but every historical parallel suggests that the worst is yet to come. 8-31-22

So many layoffs announced recently. Could this be the next Dotcom bubble happening?

>>53152180
Will anime be real in the new reality?

>>53152127
Please reserve usage of the official oilchud meme image for posts and replies relating to oil commodity futures, oil E&Ps, and refinery or pipeline operators.
Thank you.

>>53152148
that was putstranny who doesn't show up anymore because he had a meltdown when anons asked him about his FTSE shorts

>futures market is literally just going up in a 45 degree angle
cant make this shit up

>>53152223
I love how oil has been eating shit for months yet gas is still $3.30 a gallon here in Michigan. Doesn't help the fucking retards that run our state hike the fuck out of gas taxes. Maybe Biden was right, maybe it's the greedy gas station owners.

>>53152223
No. Things are only allowed to get worse.
Some of you might come from a reality where New Zeland was once way closer to Australia, Australia was farther away from Indonesia, and Japan was further south and farther away from Korea.
Madagascar was slightly more south and South America was pushed more Westward. This all changed after the particle accelerators were re-activated.

Everyone was posting about it on pol when it happened for a while.

>>53152110
https://youtu.be/kPk9c0UK0Fg
>>53152176
Hi nigger get eu4

>>53152249
Its been doing this all week:
>Giga green
>Retard red
>Everything just crabs

fuck society

>>53151851
Is gold going higher this year?

>>53151851
>samsung profit tumbles in historic drop
>bloomberg
We lost koreanbros.

>>53152181
That autistic guy is mesmerizing. Is he trying to be funny or is that just how he moves? His natural movements are better than 100% of every abstract dance performance I've ever seen. Its like he put on a whole theater performance in that one webm

>>53152153
Thank you

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are we really going to end the week with a massive bloodbath?

>>53152123
Literally me.

>>53152103
>leave university
>suddenly I have no friends and it's harder to talk to women
>the internet is no longer a fun distraction but a prison
>and suddenly years have passed and no one can explain that

>>53152267
Bun cun, I like to consider myself autistic, but I don't know if I'm autistic enough for paradox games.

>>53152297

EVERYBODY and their grandma are shorting. YOU GET A SHORT!!! YOU GET A CRASH!!! YOU GET SHORT!!!! YOU GET CRASH!!! EVERYBODY GETS A CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GET A SHORT!!! YOU GET A CRASH!!! YOU GET SHORT!!!! YOU GET CRASH!!! EVERYBODY GETS A CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Short squeeze is coming motherfucker.

>>53152197
I bought April UNG calls today. I hope you're right

>>53152259
Crude oil typically only makes up about 40% of the price of gas.
A barrel is 42 gallons. 74/42 = $1.76
Tax jews are undefeated.

>>53152297
I feel like we're gonna be stuck at 380 until something bad/good happens

>>53152083
Some kind of merger or acquisition or BABY spinoff.

>>53152320
Figures. Michigan is raising gas taxes YET AGAIN! How that stupid bitch whitmer won again is baffling.

The market won't stop going down until it starts to go up.
Real fuckers know what I'm saying.

>>53152259
You mean the gas station owners who need to still pay their rent which keeps going up because biden's friends in blackrock pumped the fuck out of real estate? I really doubt ranjesh the 60yo pajeet gas station manager is the reason things are bad for you.
>taxes
Sounds like a (You) problem.

I have come to the conclusion that clearing your mind of markets and money in general is the key to wealth building. I will dedicate 2023 to practicing the word of god and spreading his message to troubled unhappy people in my daily struggle and I will let the wealth and prosperity come to me instead of trying to chase it.

>>53152343
Yeah, I used to work at a gas station, I know they literally make no money on gas, it's all on merchandise in the store.

>>53152337
You know how she won. Don't worry, all the voting shenanigans won't be declassified for another 120 years and we'll all be long gone by then

>>53152372
Amen brother

>>53152372
beating jews to death serves the same result

>>53152259
>>53152343
Gas stations lock their prices they buy at in the beginning of the month. When they buy high and oil tanks a week later, they have to eat as small of a loss as possible. That's where other stations might undercut by a penny, etc. And that's also why it takes a while to really see oil's decline hit the prices.

But when oil goes up on the week they can adjust the prices quickly and make extra gains.

>>53151851
Newfag here.
How do I check what stocks intuitions are buying?
So I keep myself informed.

>>53152374
>gas isn't what keeps gas stations afloat
>fees for membership don't keep gyms afloat
>tickets for the game doesn't keep college football stadiums afloat
>movies don't keep movie theaters afloat
>california and new york aren't what keeps america afloat
>gdp is a meme and a lie
>the dollar itself exists only because of memes
This jewed fucked up backwards ass society is about to fucking fall apart like the turd it is and no one is going to feel bad about it.

>>53152387
So they are basically buying oil calls in a way?

>>53152153
Thank you

>>53152181
That autistic guy is mesmerizing. His movements are smooth and expressive. He somehow created an entire story in this webm just with how he's moving. He's a man out of time he'd be great in a silent film.

i like bing it's probably 98% as good as google in terms of search results. bing maps not so great tho

>>53152405
Yeah basically. Jews are going to bleed America dry and move on to China.

>>53152405
>fees for membership don't keep gyms afloat
I thought this was true, but they want you to keep paying without ever coming in

>>53152337
>How that stupid bitch whitmer won again is baffling.
It's a rigged system. They're not even hiding it. They put it right in your face and laugh, knowing you won't do shit about it. Best thing you can do is leave.
Everywhere taxes gas though. It's got good correlation to road usage so it's more fair. Some places are even trying to tax EVs now. Half the reason EV cost/mile is considered cheaper than ICE cars is the fact that they're essentially evading taxes.

>>53152405
>california and new york aren't what keeps america afloat
I’m from there, if you think those are nice parts of the country to live in you’ve been misinformed.

>>53152419
Bing is honestly fine
You can identify an NPC with 100% accuracy if they're autistic about using google for the "best results"

>>53152124
kek, where do you find that kind of information?

>>53151851
Bidu, Baba, 2023

>>53152330
And you think this will happen within two business days, dramatically increase the price, and not reduce uncertainty too much?

>>53152436
Oh im not leaving Michigan. More people are leaving then moving to the state. We are quickly turning into a fuck off we're full state. Shit so bad here everyone is leaving which is nice

im school retarded but I believe I am still smart, what do to get more monies for stocksÉ!É!É!

>>53152176
your zoomer blogging is surprisingly wholesome.

>>53152483
sell drugs

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKtB1Oij-Eg
I'd like to send this one out to two star-crossed lovers out there, 2 scoops and johnny fathands. the long distance thing is a killer, but you guys gave it your best shot

>>53152435
No one was ever hurt by making an extra 40 bucks for doing nothing.

>>53152483
sell organs

>>53152405
Oy vey, you mean the people that have bled out societies and moved on for over 3500 years will do the same thing again?
HOW
DARE
YOU

>>53152469
I'm not sure why population declines would motivate you to stay. Should make your real estate cheaper someday, I suppose. Probably got the same pension debt time bomb as Illinois gov workers too.

>>53152444
>nice
No, I mean
>BIGGEST GDP AND POPULATION BROOO
But then you look and removing the many immigrants, both have declined in population since the 1970s. Both exist purely because of bailouts and favorable tax schemes that were put in place when they were republican states and held over to the present. Both technically have heavy industry and resources, but none of that is what keeps them afloat and their gdp numbers are pumped not even because of tech or 'real' investing, but because of fake finance money changing or tax credit schemes that enable them to inflate the worth of companies headquartered there or traded there to obscene levels in terms of P/E- making it a giant scam.

Both states are reliant on 0% interest rates to survive and without that it's just massive importation of somalis to keep the total population numbers growing even if all the white people and middle class chinese people move somewhere else like oregon or new mexico.

>>53152483
You buy kneepads.

>>53152308

>short squeeze

you are being sucked in before the earnings massacre tommorrow

>>53152492
They're respectful employees but they are too rough for the dorks in Ann arbor. Probably cost us the account one day.
>>53152514
I hate to break it to you but I broke up with scoopsies two days ago.
>>53152547
The more people leave the more likely things will change for the better.

>>53151851
Listen niggers. Everything goes up in after hours. Why? Cause there is constantly more money created and the dollar devalues faster than stocks. Every day there are billions more dollars pulled from the ether into existence by banks and governments. “But they are borrowing it!!!1” nobody gives a shit, it’s irrelevant. The money is here now, every hour there is more. Borrow rates are half of what inflation is; real rates are deeply negative and the cucks at the FED will never ever raise rains to a level at which people park enough where that is not the case. You think they will come out this month and say “rates are going up 1000bps!”? Not a chance in hell. Zero chance. The free money is still here. It never left and it never will; the entire modern financial system is predicated on infinite free money. Betting on the end of free money is betting against civilization itself and every asset known to man.

Do you think everything in the world will start decreasing in value? if so then tell me what the fuck are you smoking? No way. Literally impossible. Not ever going to happen. Rates would have to be over 15% tomorrow and they will never again see even 10%. Why? Cause government would collapse from the debt. You’d be more likely to see gold and silver brought back as currency. (Yea I own that shit! You think) not so fast chud. Gold would be brought back around 800$/oz and silver around 7$. Your “stack” is grossly overvalued along with everything else.

You may not understand what I’m saying but rest assured the FED and those who actually control the financial system definitely do.

If you think you will win you are mistaken. You will lose no matter what you do cause you don’t actually own the government and means to production. Your vote and shares mean nothing. You will lose with everyone else not in the club.

Granted it’s a big club but you ain’t in it.

>>53152525
Selling sperm is better. It's a renewable resource.

>>53152586
>The more people leave the more likely things will change for the better.
Perhaps, but from what I've seen the trend is that the sane people are leaving while the blue states continually become even more delusional over time.
A major flaw in our political system is that the 51% gets 100% of the control. Then within that 51% majority, the 51% of that gets 100% of that control. In the end, all the control lies with one moron.

natbrap pls

>>53152592
>>53152525
im vaxxed prolly nobody waants this stuff from me, ty tho
>>53152503
i would but everynyan in my town is on meth so they already have their hookups and plans to kill them to boot!!
>>53152563
i am looking aat DEWALT DG5204 i will order them and head to corner boss

>>53152666
deadcats where we at

What's /smg/ doing for late dinner/4th meal? I'm having a grilled stuffed burrito I made myself, and some split pea soup my mom made.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1mKGlYL9jg

Good evening anons
I hate peloton

>>53152715
That bowl looks like it's been sitting out for 10 days. You growing some mold experiments there anon?

>>53152778
Peloton cardio bunnies owe me sex

there is like a 1% chance that BBBY pulls a GME 2021 Q4 post earning miracle recovery where it fell -33% day of and recovered 52% the next day

>>53152782
Well I mean it's split pea soup. There is ham in it too. My nephew shot a wild boar this year hunting so we got hooked up with meat.

>>53152589

> there is constantly more money created

No there isn't. Money aggregate growth is aiming to return to the previous logarithmic trend (i.e. exponential curve) which will bring the long term average CPI to 2-3% like the fed wants. They are targeting to control inflation via money supply just as much as money price, despite pretending they don't (linking M2 and inflation makes congress upset so Fed plays dumb).

To pull it off in as short a time as they are aiming, we will have to have deflation this year almost equal in magnitude to the inflation of 2022. It is the direct implication of M2's decline back to the normal curve, we simply haven't felt it yet as this always lags > 1 year.

>>53152785
Cohen didn't dump GME then

>>53152016
You lost that money either way. If it actually somehow hits, it's such an absolute ridiculous trade you would prolly instantly be investigated for insider trading and your funds frozen until it goes back down and worthless again

>>53151851

I can save her...

I like Bing more than Google. Fuck Google.

>>53152778
Based fuck peloton and their shitty business model

Talk me out of buying 16% yield COIN bonds that mature in 3 years.

>>53152805
Yeah but A) it's been 5 months since he did and B) BBBY is worth like 1/100th of what GME was when that moved happened.

>>53152848
They're 16% for a reason.

>>53152103
Probably something to do with this.
https://www.iflscience.com/video-of-a-mock-occult-ritual-at-cern-circulates-online-37486

>>53152854
idk didn't the board say it was in danger of going bankrupt?

Was this the first big company to report earnings this year?
Earnings disappointed the dumb bulls.

>>53152877
(((mock ritual)))

>>53152848
you could earn a lot more via stock market
there are higher YTM junk bonds.

>>53152877
Kind of spooky that these are the type of people in charge of the worlds largest particle collider. They could essentially destroy the world of they felt like it one day. Like imagine how gay it would be if one day you're just sitting around doing whatever /smg/ does all day, probably fapping to FUTA porn and playing persona 5, and all the sudden CERN just creates a black hole and you die completely confused and in complete fear.

>>53152936
due to time dilation at the event horizon we'd instead find ourselves stuck in a permanent state of fapping to futa porn until the end of time

>>53152891
>>Calendars
>https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
I've never heard of that company

Recap a bit; back in 2022 during state budget passage talks/voting the state legislature passed it giving all state workers an 8% raise with another one funded for 2023 based on a study conducted. (https://personnel.ky.gov/DHRA/ClassificationCompensationReport-FINAL.pdf).). Which is linked. So nutshell; Report states everyone gets an 6% raise no questions asked. Well now those fucks (some of them) in the 2023 legislature session are saying the report wasn't clear enough. Uh WTF, I read the thing. Seems clear as mud to me. Fuck them. Give me my damn pay bump you fucks already allocated the money for.

>>53152961
Wait a minute, what if I'm cooming at that exact moment. While I just be perpetually cooming for infinity?

>>53152965
STZ is the largest beer maker in the US

>>53152961
broofs?

>>53152578
Earnings recession won't occur until late JAN early FEB.

>>53152977
sorry boomer, no pay raises we now must eat inflation

>>53152778
>peloton
I hate it as well. People should instead fight obesity by asking their doctor about Wegovy (semaglutide), produced by Novo Nordisk (ticker: NVO).

>>53152961
Well then, I better get back to it

>say it’s year of the bunny
>actually year of the crab

>>53153051
Kek that guy has always cracked me up. Imagine getting meme famous for being a coomer. Like I get it, nobody chooses the coom life, it chooses you, but he's going to be remembered for that forever.

>>53152800
Oh look, someone who is wrong. Imagine my shock

So you are saying apthwt everone is paying their debts ar a rate faster than they debts are being accumulated? New loan issuance is unde that of loan repayments?

You are seriously suggesting that?

Rarely has someone been so wrong as you sre. It’s so extremely wrong as to laughable. Are you a clown cause your suggestion is a total joke.

>>53153057
it is bothering me a bit I haven't been inundated with bunny themed coomer images like I was at the beginning of the year of the cow. This might explain it.

>>53153082
>So you are saying apthwt everone is paying their debts ar a rate faster than they debts are being accumulated? New loan issuance is unde that of loan repayments?
nta but, uh, isn't it? Hell would we even know thanks to all that Eurodollar overseas debt fuckery?

>>53152424
How long until the USA becomes the China to China's USA?

>>53152405
We’re just a planet of water-boiling apes anon. You’re expecting too much out of us

>>53153086
Bunny girls are persistent throughout the year. Year of tiger+cow gave us some fresh materials. It took till this boring year to finally give me some motivation to try and figure out milk futures.

>>53153073
A real party animal

>>53153090
Once all whites and niggers are eradicated and are completely replaced by Hispanics, then america will start manufacturing again. So probably 25 more years.

>>53152424
example:zuckerberg

>>53152965
>Banks kick off earnings season by all reporting at once
>On Friday the 13th

>>53153086
It's my birth sign.

>>53153089
Yea we would know cause the statement would utterly collapse. The price of everything would be going down.

Is is the price of everything going down?

Oh it’s not? Well look at that. Guess the money supply is increasing at an exponential rate as it is designed to do and the entire system is predicated on it doing. Imagine that. Who could have possibly predicted this? Surely nobody who knows how the debt based money system works. It’s almost as if the infinite debt based monetary system is based on creating more debt infinitely!

Shocking.

Hopeful to see MULN hit another stride tomorrow. if it blasts past .50 i'm gonna be selling a third of my shares and then buying a bigger stake next week during the likely pullback

>>53153146
Please tell me that's not actually you...

>>53153146
Todd, I am not buying skyrim I am sorry.

>>53153146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQL7LW3CWXs

>>53152848
16% yield is pretty good, but weren't crypto.com and ftx.us paying like 20% yields?

>>53153156
Well it's a 2 current river. You could have people paying back debt, destroying dollars, driving deflation... but at the same time people stop working, easy resources are exhausted, and the supply of goods/quality of services/productivity decline more to offset that.

>>53153173
>Oh yes you will.

I will never not be angry that I closed last March. Literally could have retired already had I held on for a few more months. Crypto is absolute shit and crypto brokers are just vampires of their own customer assets. What a dogshit business.

>>53153157
Now that sounds like a stock primed for a hail mary bullshit bailout from California. The TSLA seethe will drive *some* kind of dollars out of Sacramento.

>>53152848
You’re better off buying COIN

thanks whoever posted Manna earlier today
completely blackpilled me for good

Red or green tomorrow?
Call it, friendo.

>>53153173
Oh I have a meme to convince you.

>>53153203
why'd they have to make him gay? there were no gay people in the 80s

>>53153203
Louie Louie

>>53153203
Green, but only for my positions. I don't give a shit about the rest of the market.

>>53153182
Yu could have that, but you could also have the government creating and spending trillions out of nothing for absurd pet projects as those who are leaving the labor force are replaced with millions of brown people from the third world working menial jobs and collecting government benefits, that could theoretically be a thing that happens, maybe….

Perhaps there is more debt issued to create more currency that the government spreads around for absurd nonsense? It could happen… Theoretically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjZJTWOU-Fw
what ram do i buy for my i5-13600k
i need for autism games

also CPUH warrants extended till jan 2026, get in before the likely late 23 early 24 DA and by that i mean come gamble with me

Can't wait to buy a house on clearance 30% off.

>>53153229
don't forget to check cashback portals

>>53153213
>there were no gay people in the 80s

>>53153191
>>53153173
>>53153206

>>53152890
>already being heavily shorted
>say you're at risk of bankruptcy
>shorters go even deeper as a result
>now at 48% short float
>squeeze that bitch and pull a gme
>use the money to save the company
Sounds dumb but bbby already has a meme cult following and the company may be trying to use that to save themselves with a last ditch effort, they just have to set it up correctly for maximum upwards movement by playing possum.

>>53153224
Granted that would debase and undermine everything the native population worked to build for generations so it would be totally insane. But let’s say the leaders also held a steak in the companies who benefited and also citizenship in another country they could flee to if it collapses. Theoretically of course. Then what?

>>53153224
Right but the lazy and inefficient brown people would factor in to the lower productivity figures.

We also have to consider increasing numbers of couchblob fentanyl/weed/fentaweed addicts. Them going from $2000/month working to $1000/month welfare shows up as a labor shortage with *increased* government spending but a drop in the overall money supply/velocity.

Bros... groceries are getting expensive. I just spent $80 on basically nothing

>>53153213
Exactly, what a stupid statement. How else do you explain GRIDS?

>>53153253
>squeeze that bitch and pull a gme
>use the money to save the company
This has literally never happened

>>53153261
It’s being priced in here.

Can you see the free market?

>>53153269
inflation is over, chud

>>53153229
I plan on getting a 100% discount. I'm going to squat for a few years in a vacant house. I'll have to pay the bills in my name though.

>>53153278
Please don't repost information and graphs from my synagogue's Bloomberg terminal or chatroom.

>>53153269
I can't step into Walmart without dropping $200. It's pretty gay. Although I have started to learn how to cook things more to save money. Once the Jews raised the price of my Stouffer's enchiladas to $17, they drew first blood not me

>>53153283
You mean prices will start going back down?
Because I just bought the BIG BOTTLE of detergent... thinking it will be twice the price in a few weeks!

>>53152260
Wait ... What ??? When did it changed? I need to find my old map.

>>53153298
They probably will never lower prices again. They realize that inflation didn't break society it just bent it a little. People are already used to the prices and have adapted.

>>53153269
Yes it is shat. What's worse is you know you go in and see nothing but long lines at the self scan while the actual cashier lanes are closed. There I am with a full cart. Shat. Thank god on weekends at least one cashier lane is open.

>>53153309
Updates coming soon? I know you said not much is happening, but there was that one guy who shaved his asshole a couple weeks back. That and also... yeah I guess that was the only notable event, idk
>>53153313
That's why I go late on a Wednesday or Thursday evening. It's fucking dead in there. Some of the shelves might be picked clean by then... but it's worth the risk

I think I will be single again in a month.

>>53153082

That is all just part of M2 and you can go look that up on your own without me holding ur hand. Commercial bank credit creation is only one part of that. QE/QT also affect this (sorry Jeff Snider fans) and I'm not going to elaborate.

In the end effective M2 is what matters (minus money sponges like RRP and TGA) and its trajectory is perfectly clear and bearish as shit. It even lines up perfectly to resume growing prior to the election year to give the dems a nice market pump going into it. They 100% know what they're doing and it's very funny, assuming you aren't long.

You are wrong about money supply unless you have secret data that shows M2 is akshully growing. Cope and sneed how you like idk.

is TQQQ really going to 0

>>53153309
This. kiss goodbye the era of an actual dollar menu that got you some filling food. I remember when a 12 oz can of Coke was 50 cents. Kiss goodbye the era (2020) where money was raining down and things were still cheap so you felt for once in your life like you were rich.

>>53153313
I always go about 2 hours before close. That's when the store is the slowest and that's when all the chill people come out to shop.
>>53153327
I'll probably make a video of some sort this weekend. Probably a combination of stocks, posters, and just general shit that's going on.

>>53153327
It’s the free and efficient market bro. Don’t worry how they ramp it back to the highs of the spray after houser on no volume so they can bump shares on goyims pension funds tomorrow at the cash open.

It’s totally legit, above board, free market capitalism. Do you hate democracy or something?

>>53153355
Did you mean to reply to >>53153327
Because I'm confused

>>53153309
They'll at least make the volume back to what it used to be, r-right? Once they lowered the volume of the party sized back of chips I knew the rough times were coming in.

>>53153329
Nice, be sure to load up on games during Steam's Chinese New Year sale.

>>53152260
Uhh guys??? /x/ is leaking again

>>53153346
I had one of those moments when I remembered a moment from my childhood and immediately felt bad when I came back to reality. There used to be an RC cola machine by the drug store in town that had cans of pop for $.15. that was probably around 1992. I want to go back...

>>53153366

>>53153346

BEAR MARKET

>>53153372
No, because you're used to that too.

>>53153403
I love Nick and have tremendous respect for him, but boy does he look like shit. At least Sam bulked up.

>>53153379
Been playing a lot of against the storm and ignoring her mostly. Last time I tried talking to her for a deep convo she was being a bitch and picking a fight.

>>53153438
No I'm not! I remember the 12oz bag of coffee! I remember the 32oz bottle of gatorade. I still remember the full size box of wheaties that got taken away from me when I was a kid during the fallout of whichever crash that was then. I. WILL. NOT. GET. USED. TO. IT.

>>53153124
The whites won't be eradicated they'll just have sex with hispanic chicks until mejorar la raza becomes a reality. 50% of spics already identify as whites or whitefuckers.

GME going to $10 eom
Do with this what you will.

>>53153106
>name is atlanta
>not a nigger

>>53153471
I bought 1 (1) GME put yesterday, might pick up more.

>>53153467
YES. YOU. WILL. GOY.

>>53153468
Im not sure what the greatest enemy to the white race is
>latinas
>asians
>white women

Did anybody else buy the bottom of oil today?

>>53153463
being attractive and healthy is detrimental to a comedians career. Clowns law

>>53152424
>China

Oh my sweet summer child. This is when the whole game board gets tossed in the air and everyone starts grabbing Monopoly money and apartments/houses up off the floor. There’s no telling how this shit will play out unless the Fed can pull of a designed crash without sinking the dollar.

>>53153498
GENERATIONAL
BOTTOM

>>53153468
>The whites won't be eradicated they'll just have sex with hispanic chicks until mejorar la raza becomes a reality
I am fine with this.

>>53153499
Anyone got a picture of his wife? I’ve always wanted to know what Jess looks like.

I wana short paramount since it got squeezed a few days ago but man im scared warren buffet is gonna pummel my puts.

Bros what the fuck are you buying at the grocery store? I'm a 180lb 6'2" dude and me and my gf together spend about $85-140 per grocery trip every ~10 days, and I think we eat pretty well. I feel like that's pretty much been my grocery bill for years, even during the insane 2020 shit when a pound of butter was briefly like $8. Tell me you guys aren't buying a bunch of processed shit and you cook almost everything yourselves, please

I went on a date with a white woman and within 30 minutes the conversation turned into her just talking (almost bragging) about how mentally ill and depressed she can be and how tough things are for her. Like it was as if someone told her that men are impressed by women who talk about their mental illnesses and how they go to therapy and stuff. Only wanted to talk about herself too.

And obviously shes from a wealthy family, definitely the richest woman I’ve ever been on a date with. And that was a harrowing experience.

Did not meet her on BMBL either, surprisingly

>>53153639
Did she also go into detail about her medication and how she's been taking it since childhood? I feel like that's also par for the course

>>53153639
thats cute, she thinks youre one of her instagram followers and shes posting story updates IRL!!
she really wants you to care bro, at ANY cost even

>>53153639
Yeah that's just white women these days. Within the first day of work, the crack whore told me she had herpes. Completely unsolicited. Don't know what the fuck she thought that was going to accomplish.

>>53151851
I like the msn weather map. Does that count as bing?

>>53152103
remember east and west rome fell at the same time

>>53151851
Bing is still best search engine for lewd tho

Based neon green futas every night

>>53149390
I am cash gang too, mostly, but I stupidly jumped in with a little recently for a potential quick buck. To put it simply I think Im gonna get wrecked. Yes it may be a little but it still sucks being down $50 in less than a week. I couldve just bought a decent chunk of my steam wishlist instead with that money. I am already down $1000 with my last bet which couldve been better spent for a high end pc.

Any bears in here, Im certain, are not permabears. The permabulls just got carried away and literally believe all bobo posters are actual people betting down. In my experience the majority of mumu posters are truly bullish, the majority of bobo posters just like posting bobo regardless of betting down.

>>53149406
This is the first I heard of it. Where are you anons before the pump happens? Even in 2020 anons would come with this kinda info on a potential pump before the pump

Welp, this explains a lot.

>>53153547
I fucking can't stand those cringey ass doomer thumbnails on youtube. I'm sure the videos must be legit with accurate info but fuck that noise.

>>53153792
Damn, it does
Though my grandfather was also bald as a cue ball and he predated soda

look at these crazy slant eyed bastards go ITS GREEN

>>53153804
It has to do with stupid algorithms. AVGN thumbnails used to be full of life and now they're all soi face thumbnails

>>53153804
Every "content creator" is a human billboard. They offer no value and just waste your time.

>>53153269
Tfw that the bag of peppers was all my wife could afford for todays groceries. Meats, fish, fruits, and breads are all too expensive. Bell peppers stayed cheaped tho. Bell pepper stew it is tonight....again ;_;

>>53153269
The bread and circuses are starting to run out.

Can we just get a cheeky little 20% down in a week on all assets? I promise I’ll put /biz/ on my lambo.

>>53153824
Wait seriously. Are you eating pepper water for dinner?

Is it based to scam the self checkout at Walmart since food prices are up like 50%?
Literally can’t be fucked to care.

>futures

>>53152848
Is the 16% yield every year or over 3 years?

Where can I access these types of corporate bonds? This beats playing the market by a ton if youcan find a stable enough company to buy bonds off of. Assuming you believe your odds of getting rich are abysmal

>>53152259
This is real, but no one believes it, because of how good cgi is now.

>>53153857
You basically can't now, they have you on camera and autistically check and try and charge people for theft. Before too long they will have walmart police forces, not to be mistaken for the mcdonald's police force

>>53153839
Not entirely we still had some frozen veggies and ketchup left. See pic related. :^(

Lol im just joking. Saw the pic and turned it into a story

>>53153824
bananas have gone up like 10% on aa dollar, make sure to get some of them

Coal.

How do we stop the Egg market monopoly?
They've gone up like 300% more than everything else. All the supply problems are fixed, there is no reason for them to be that much higher than everything else (as in they are way higher than just normal inflation).

>futures

>>53153898
Oh that's good then. Stuffed pepper soup would have been acceptable
>>53153901
I don't think i've eaten a banana in like 5 years

My goal for 2023 is to keep my job and to keep DCAing with every paycheck

>>53153910
Germans are such fucking clowns lmao

https://youtu.be/k7wSR_ZezTk

>GIMMIE A FUCKIN MIC
SO I HEARD THERE WERE SOME MEXICAN'TS ON THIS BOARD.
LISTEN UP YOU GREASY BEANER.
NOBODY ORDERED A WETBACK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF GUAC.
YOU TACONIGGERS AINT GOOD FOR NOTHIN. YOU CANT EVEN MAKE A CAR WHERE THE BUMPER DONT FALL OFF.

YOU TACO EATIN FAAAAT ASSES LIKE TO PLAY SOCCER, BUT THATS A GIRLS GAME. YOU BURRITONIGGERS COULDNT HANDLE A REAL SPORT, OR A REAL ATHLETE LIKE ME.

YOU MEXICUNTS SHOULD GO BACK HOME, OR CANADA... WHICH I LIKE TO CALL: "MEXICO NORTH".

SO ALL YOU TACO EATIN FAT ASSES GET OUT, AND THEN I'LL MAKE YOUR WOMAN PASS OUT
HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

https://youtu.be/k7wSR_ZezTk

>>53153924
Germany isn't a real country anymore, its just revenge porn for Jews.

>>53153884
>mcdonald's police force
I remember when I got an extra chicken tendie. It was so scary having my door knocked down and having the tendie ripped out of of my happy meal. He even dropped the other tendies on the floor

>>53153857
I do this every time I shop. Walmart figured that the cost of some food theft is less than having to pay for cashiers and extra employees. And I assume they mark up the prices to cover the theft. Free steaks taste the best.

>>53153910
>mastodon
kek people actually fell for the mastodon meme?

>>53153824

I bought bell peppers today. They are like $1.50 a pop. Terrible

>>53153884
>mcdonald's police force
I remember when I got an extra chicken tendie. It was so scary having my door knocked down and having the tendie ripped out of of my happy meal. He even dropped the other tendies on the floor

>>53153924
Their protest is in vain.
The coal will burn.

>>53153967
To be honest I'd be pretty pissed too if the village my family has lived in for 500 years suddenly had a mega-coal mine open up and shit on everything a few miles away.
I'd try to capitalize on it a bit though.

>>53153967
This is so retarded because it's just a bunch of paid protesters. Protesting is just a business now. Anything authentic gets called terrorism

https://youtu.be/ai4quACWftQ

Bank Niggas...... We are going to make it

newfag here
are there any 24/7 brokers i could use? i need constant stimulation

>>53153986
have you tried buttplugs?

>>53153986
The broker I use does. I'm surprised not many people use it.

>>53153986
That's antisemetic

FOREX

>he bot

>>53153986
Pssst… hey kid; have you heard of FOREX?

This keeps dropping

>>53153986
TD Ameritade has 24/5 trading. Maybe only for certain ETFs though.

>>53154017
>>53154009
Put your hair out mo betta 24/7

Fs in the chat.

>>53154024
cause their business model is shittier than meta's

>>53154038

Let’s gooooo

You did beat BBW and are up at least 18% for the year, right anon?

>>53154051
>>53154038
>>53154009
>TA on 1min candles

Holy based

>>53153911
Blame the bird flu.

Random observation but what the FUCK happened to airline seats?

>>53154065
>>53154051
>>53154038
>>53154009

I was taught a month ago
To bide my time and take it slow
But then I learned just yesterday
To rush and never waste the day
Well I'm convinced the whole day long
That all I learn is always wrong
And things are true that I forget
But no one taught that to me yet

>>53154024
how does it compare to AMZN?

>>53154077
You will eat ze bugs, live in ze pod, have no legroom and be happy.

>DXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

>>53154001
pls tell me
i use schwab currently

>>53154096
I'm a decently strong guy and when I sit next to someone of my size we cannot sit normally because our shoulders push into each other.
How the fuck...what the fuck?

WE RIDE!

>>53153872
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/BondDetail.jsp?ticker=C1040076&symbol=COIN5424425 you get .5%/year and face value at maturity, which would net you 17% today!?.

>>53154108
Airlines are ruthless on price competition. Turns out people put up with a lot of shit over a few hours to save $100.

Kinda like how we no longer have those hot Mad Men era stewardesses. Back then a NYC-LA flight was low to mid four figures.

>>53154068
Yeah, 0.06% is cheap. VYM and VIG are also 0.06% and SPYD is 0.07% if you're shopping around.

What alternatives do I have to turbo faggots for doing ny taxes this year? Just saw a commericial where they showed two faggots getting married. I've done a bunch of stock trades last year and cannot do it by hand.

>>53154123
Ahh yes, 0.06% expense ratio; as the underlying drops another 50% that will be helpful.

>>53154108
I've never been on a plane, but if I do, I won't be riding in the cuck section. I'm gonna need at least a little space

ah another asmr video... this is so unhealthy.
anyone buying INTC soon, whaat about Sofi

I went long on nasdaq with a x30 leverage. Wish me luck

>>53154143
Stay the course, anon...

>With NPV (net present value) you can project cash flows into the future and determine the present value of a company
>Realize I can do it to myself
>I'm only worth $200,000 at best
Even worse? I'm a fucking Canadian, I am literally worth a future value of $150,000 USD in my current state. Some asshole Saudi prince could literally buy me for $200,000 USD for perpetual servitude and it'd be considered an upgrade for me, technically

Xi needs to make an ass of himself real soon or I am financially goobed

>>53154212
>Realize market is shitting itself
>Short HAS
>Market continues to shit itself, HAS does well over the last week
Gosh darnit

I have $25k to play with. I want to make the max gains with it. Someone told me to just swingtrade $WISH & $TSLA for max profit. Is this true?

You tricked me like the others and now I don't belong
The simple smiles and good times seem all wrong

Phish sucks dude.

>>53154222
All in SPY 350 puts for march. Sell at 5x

bros what the dxy doing

>>53154247
I see the chad new fad forming

>>53154247
Pumpin my bags.

Take this GBP back and shove it in yer pie hold ya fucking limey fggts

>>53154222
job numbers in around 7 hrs = big move
high beta stocks will fly if it comes in softer than expected or crash it higher. flip a coin

>>53154234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48tz_8NZp5c

>>53154275
I thought those were earlier today. Then what caused today's dump?

>>53154289
the official numbers are tomorrow, but the numbers basically came out today and employment is strong still

>>53152277
*the last 3 trading weeks

>>53153710
No it didn't nigger

>>53154234
https://youtu.be/OUWygjgQK-w

I have an idea how we can make money.

>>53154171
I've been buying INTC.

>>53152148
I'm the guy who usually calls out putsfag but he's right, any bong living here can see how bad things are getting
I placed a short around here, not a huge position, even without things getting bad in the UK FTSE is reaching resistance

>>53154322
I was on acid and in a 3 some like 15 years ago at a moe.down festival and I can say phish sucks.

>>53154289
the ADP report fucked the market up because you can assume if this is higher then wages, payrolls are higher too which you really don't want to see in an already high inflation environment
(((they))) want to make you poor so you're not able to pay the higher prices anymore

>>53154354
You want a stable bond market.

>>53154373
>>53154373
>>53154373
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/5315437353154373
>>53154373

>>53154350
Phish is the premier jam band of our generation.

Name a better one; I’ll wait.

https://youtu.be/hmRUPIDCMUM

Waiting music.

>>53152103
holy shit 2020 was 3 years ago