/biz/ - Business & Finance

its simple, you buy chainlink and then stake it

>>53146368
Be born between 1945 and 1960.

>>53146368
you're overthinking things. Just spend on useless or perishable things until you're left with zero

>>53146368
if you use medicare they can settle against your estate unless you transfer literally everything to someone else 5 or more years before you incur medicare debts.

>>53146368

liquidate all your assets into cold hard fiat, then stack in a shack and burn it down with yourself inside. thanks for helping to reduce inflation.

>>53146752
This

>>53146390
fpbp, its a foolproof solution

>>53146390
>>53146368
OP why wait until you pass away, start staking now!

>>53146390
/thread

>>53146819
>nooo you cant just lose 8 billion dollars of everyones money then declare bankruptcy because... you just cant! ok?

>>53146819
>crypto is the alternative to centralized government fiat!
>sure it's speculative, but we have made windfall wealth!
>What could go wrong?
>*crypto rugs*
>W-where's my bailout, government?
The absolute state of cryptoniggers.

>>53146752
this but gold coins and drop them in the ocean, with fiat they will just reprint if they verify it is destroyed/lost (see bank robberies)

>>53146854
>>53146929
Blockchain is synonymous with Ponzi scheme now because the entire libertarian concept was hijacked by retards who thought the use case crypto made to launch the first blockchain (it's called Bitcoin, not E-Cash this time) was digital gold.
Now we're about to get CBDC's because of these retards. Guns and gold folks.

>>53147023
ok boomer

>>53146393
>wah mommy didnt give me gibs
You dont deserve it, you failure

>>53147043
Good luck with the system i'm sure it will go great the government will take care of everyhing

>>53146368
>He doesn't have a dead man's switch that activates and purges all assets belonging to him.
NGMI.

>>53146640
>>53146752
But what in the case of my untimely death?

>>53147059
Enjoy spending your last remaining years lying in a bed for hours with a shit-filled brief as you're tortured by Nurse Bon Quisha for just a taste of sweet applesauce, Boomer.
As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

>>53146368
Dead man switch -> burn address, simple as

>>53146390

He's right, you know.

Spend everything on gold. Bury gold deep in the Yukon. Easy.

>>53146368

I would just liquidate everything and use it on very expensive consumables or services like high tier escorts and drugs, yeah you are redistributing it but at least you’ll enjoy the fruits of your labor

>>53146368
give it to an animal shelter you cunt
if you hate people support the doggos
or even better
give it to a shelter that kills pittbulls and pay people to round them up after your death

>>53146368
>>53147059
>I don't want anybody from my family to inherit it.
Ah so your a christcuck that hates his own then, I would recommend donating to your local church then they'll see it goes to your master in Hollywood get it then.
Remember
>Dirty hands clean money
>he who is rich is poor in soul
Now be a good lil goy now.

>>53148646
Fuck the church, I'm just a selfish maxi

>>53146368
Convert it all to bitcoin and send it to a burn address or something

>>53146368
Buy crypto, burn seed phrase. Simple

>>53146368
Have a lawyer put it all in BTC and burn the keys.

>>53146368
Buy gold and make a treasure map so only the most worthy will profit.

>>53146368
Can you at least do something ironic with it?
Throwing it to the wind makes my head hurt.
Could you donate it to the catholic church just in case God exists?

>>53146368
buy an annuity so some greedy je- financial services/insurance company walks away with the rest when you die

>>53146368
buy a boat with all your wealth in your senior years and never return to shore

>>53147116
look how sad and deranged you are. This is why you dont deserve it