/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Unironic predictions for the year? I legitimately think that the Fed is overtightening and will have to stop the performative rate hikes before too long

I got bogged by MSFT today.

Nigger

>>53139055
>>53139056
>>53139059
>>53139060
based

>>53139059
Me too....

I'm going to buy into gme and end it this year I think. Fuck this faggot it clown world

>>53139059
same and for a couple months there it was my biggest gainer

Futures look pretty shit but on the bright side at least oil is bottoming.
$72-73 seems to be the floor right now.

>we bottomed

365 days ago to this day is when the bobos took over for good

>>53139087

>>53139056
Market starts get out of control but the Fed doubles down on their hawkish rhetoric. This causes a true capitulation event and pushes the S&P 500 under 3000

>>53139135
>The people in charge are going to willingly crash the economy and tank everyone's retirement accounts
Delusional

>>53139056
Hardly anyones lost their job even still.

>>53139164
Yeah it's happening one way or the other. Gotta turn up the heat to offer "solutions" i.e. CBDCs with negative nominal rates and they'll even credit your account with UBI if you're a good boy.

i hope the market goes up or down

>>53139187
but not sideways that's cap fr fr

>>53139187
What if we crab at 3800 +/- all year.

>>53139203
What actions would bonds take throughout that time frame?

why did I buy SU instead of more banks

>>53139167
no one works anymore tho

>>53139200
>>53139203
im too scared to write calls and puts so that would be bad for me theta gang is my dream on eday

>>53139056
its going to be bad.

>>53139060
based

>>53139274
>WEF

why are they like this?

>>53139035
So TLT is a buy now? Ik the market is forward looking but if the FED isn't going to cut rates all year. So there's no reason for yields to be going lower. I need TLT anons wisdom

>>53139224
is that you dividend boomer?

>futes

>>53139339
The fed committee can change their minds at any moment. Remember December '21 when the project '23 rate was going to be .75? It's all just lies.

Up down up down up down up down

I don't know why I haven't been hiring ex-cons from the get go. They are all super hard workers, never fucking complain about anything, obviously because jail is way worse than anything they'll deal with at work, and always address me as sir. "Yes sir, no sir". Meanwhile the straight edge tards I hire off the street want a raise and a promotion just for showing up on time.

>Futures

Is >futures posting the worst shitpost of /smg/s recent history?

>MSFT eats shits because a literal who lower their forecast
>Azure outlook slowing down
>MS Office outlook slowing down
Microsoft is more than just those products and yet still its price still eats shit?

Yes, I am in the red with MSFT

>>53139056
How could you possibly think that? Real interest rates are still DEEPLY negative. Money is sloshing all over the system. Look at the market. It should be dramatically lower all things considered but every down tick is met with loads of buying.

Interest rates need be more than double what they are right now to actually be positive vs inflation.

>>53139035
Wow, that picture really personifies a micro soft male

>I think the Fed has no idea what they are doing
>I think they're looking at unemployment rates instead of people out of the workforce (which is going up each year dramatically)
>I think people are going to find ways to stay employed and the Fed are going to cope and seethe and not handle it correctly
>I think the price of food will remain high because companies have no reason to bring it back down
>I think the Government passing mega-trillion spending bills beyond all reason is completely breaking the Fed's policy
>I think the Fed is going to raise rates until the system breaks because they are all Jews and textbook intellectuals that are so far out of touch with the average man that they can't comprehend what is going on

The US has solved its problems for the last 20 years by throwing money at them.
Now they can't.
What the fuck is the Fed doing?
I think rates need to remain raised for a long time but why are they raising them at the fastest in history?

>>53139430
It's comments like that why bill wants to exterminate the human population. And that's a good thing!

>>53139431
they got scared that they might lose their credibility after calling inflation transitory

Kek, zoomers confirmed man children

>>53139454
It's your tribe that manipulated them into being that way rocker

>>53139454
But... hypothetically speaking.... what if I'm attracted to 18 year old zoomer girls...?

>>53139465
Rocker is a Jew? Explains his power tripping over employees and criminal labor.

>>53139378
What sort of crimes did they commit?

>>53139466
>attracted to 12 year olds

>>53139454
>Boomers raise next generation
>make the country shittier in every way
>allow subversion
>"WTF WHY KIDS LIKE THIS?"

I wish it was funny

>>53139378
As a general rule, people that feel desperate work the hardest.

>>53139431
>they're looking at unemployment rates instead of people out of the workforce
I think overall employment is naturally going to fall the more we see menial jobs getting replaced by automation of some sort. The Fed and anyone with half a brain knows this is inevitable and it's reflected in their policy by their apparent lack of concern for people continuing to drop out of the workforce. I don't know what the solution will be but normie sentiment is wayyy behind on this one, as evidenced by the reactions to the recent robo-McDonald's.

>>53139494
Since every job will eventually be replaced by automation, society will need to eventually swap its way of thinking.
I don't think Jews are going to be happy when they are plebeians in paradise instead of kings in the misery factory.

>>53139465
>>53139467
Threadly reminder, antisemitism in any form will NOT be tolerated in this general. Would be a shame if the based moderators had to get involved...
>>53139466
Anon, your question was rhetorical and you know it. You're a pedophile. Sorry you had to find out this way.
>>53139469
2 of them were convicted of really petty shit. Like possession. The newest guy who has court tomorrow is an unfortunate kid. Dad wasn't in the picture, mom was a junkie. All three of my new hires were foster kids. The newest and oldest (22) recently took police on a high speed chase and was hopped up on Xanax. Ended up running his car through a police blockade and broke a cops arm in the process. He's being charged with attempted manslaughter among other things. His court appearance for tomorrow is only covering one of the charges and they want to lock him up for 90 days and 1.5 years of probation. He's facing up to 4 years. I hope the judge is lenient because hes a militant employee.
>>53139485
>a hungry population is a hard working one

>>53139426
slurp more

>>53139533
Did you write a letter to the judge like you said you would, or whatever?

>>53139494
It's going to be at least a decade before shit like fast food is even remotely automated. We will probably all be old men by the time it becomes the norm.

this is the best /smg/ ever

>>53139494
people thought the same thing about automation ruining factory jobs but in reality the automation process ended up creating more jobs than destroying.

>>53139533
One thing I've been wondering though. Why don't you just buy some roombas and ditch the workers?
Seems like a huge space for innovation.

>>53139546
Yep. He gave me a ghetto hug when I handed it to him. He already has a tether. Nobody else would hire him which continues the revolving door of not having work so they sell dope and get arrested again. All the kid wants is a fair shake at a job. I told him if he does the time I'll hold his job for him. I'm gonna put some money on his books too so he at least can eat well when he's doing time. Hopefully he just gets probation though. I feel like a father figure to these kids frankly. I told all of them that this is their business to lose. I told them I couldn't care less if we close tomorrow so it's on them to keep this thing going. That's given them motivation and a purpose.

>>53139567
Robots hate minorities trying to lord over them

>>53139567
Buying roombas for a 750,000 square foot building wouldn't be economically viable.

This is the year of the GOLDEN CRAB
You have about 3-6 months before Boomers catch on.
>0DTE options with daily expiration
>PIVOTOOORS yet to capitulate
>crowded Bobo positions
I AM THE HARBINGER OF THE MELTAWAY (of all bobo/mumu) GAINS

>futures

>>53139567
roomba has like a 30 minute battery life on econo mode, and it is designed for gentle house dust. it wouldnt be able to clean a 100,000 square foot grimy factory.

>it all started with a crackwhore

>>53139588
Oil is pumping. All it took was a two day long $7 decline for us to get one day with 50 cents of green.

>>53139603
What's funny is she was the one they referred me the first convict. Then he said his girlfriend wanted a job so I hired her. Than I fired the crack whore because she was fucking worthless. Then the zoomer and his girlfriend told me to hire her brother. It has all kind of worked out. If my one employee goes to jail for 90 days I'll just absorb most of his hours as overtime and up my gambling allowance.

>>53139533
I finally got an idea for the /smg/ startup. We'll do a game studio and our first game will be "American Midwest Janitor Simulator 2023". It will be a walking simulator where you move through office buildings emptying trash can, sweeping up dirt, mopping floors, etc... That will be the whole game. Maybe there will be a boss fight where you walk in on some guy banging an intern or something, and he tries to fight you. If you fight back, you get arrested for assault and battery (and he gets nothing)... but if you don't fight back, he beats you up and you go on disability for the rest of your life.

>>53139615
Allah provides gains like water in the desert.

>>53139622
I think that niche is open because there aren't any pure, German-autism-tier janny simulators. Your closest competitors might be Viscera Cleanup Simulator and House Flipper.

>>53139622
i'm only plyaing this if there's the option to graphically rape the crackwhore like fathands was too pussy to do fucking homo

>>53139622
Unironically not a bad idea. People love to do work for free as long as it's in video game form.
>>53139644
She had herpes anon you daft cunt. Not trying to catch the forever disease.

>>53139622
I'd be down for a live stream of Rocker cleaning up. He could mount a go pro on his head or something.

There should be a simulator game that lets you do the janny job but you have the ability to go completely nuts and act like a total lunatic inside the office you work at.

Rocker, I've gotta be honest with you brother, the lack of weekly updates has been disappointing.

>>53139659
Just apply to work for Rocker and don't tell him your plans.

>>53139035
Anons, I just got back from my wagie shift at Kohls and man, so far this week its been SLOW as fuck. Sure after Christmas day we got traffic that week, but now? Almost dead silent. I know January is typically quiet compared to Christmas holidays, but even the beginning of this year feels tiny when you look back to 2020/2021 as normies got their stimulus shit. Only thing that's got lines somewhat consistently is Amazon checkout registers, but there still weren't as many bodies in store as last year.

Will this shit be a bad omen for retail stocks in general? I feel like Kohl's is the canary in the coal mine, especially for AMZN share price in the near future.

>>53139658
Can't film in the building I'm responsible because of trade secrets. There are signs everywhere that state no filming.
>>53139667
You'll have to excuse me, I had to literally replace my entire staff and train them to save the business. I'll start making videos again even if they are just random blog videos

>>53139674
Could be. Is your store in a particularly shitty or well-off area? How about its state?

You're not mentioning that it's busy with shoplifters so I assume not California.

SOXL sers our time is soon.

>>53139655
everyone has herpes you're literally obsessed with a small asian boy's bussy instead of a real woman you sick fuck

>>53139679
>replace my entire staff and train them
You better be getting paid damn good for the amount of work you do for this janny job.

>>53139682
Nevada and we live in a pretty well off area(literal millionaires gated community 5 minutes away from workplace).

Speaking of, I noticed that all the rich boomers and grandmas started shopping there recently. Only know that because of their small talk complaining about their bullshit retirement not working out kek.

Anyway I would recommend shorting retail stocks for a while, especially Kohls.

>>53139698
My boss literally throws money at me so he can sit at home, drink bourbon, and practice his hobby of woodworking. He gave me a nice Christmas bonus this year.
>>53139699
Herpes is literally the scarlet letter if you catch it. People may not say anything to you about it, but they'll look down on you.
Also scoopsies isn't Asian, he's a nigger Twink and we broke up last night.

>futures

>I'll start making videos again even if they are just random blog videos
Thanks Rocker.

>>53139717
how often are you gonna post this picture, tranny?

>>53139717
is that fried nipples

>>53139706
>Speaking of, I noticed that all the rich boomers and grandmas started shopping there recently.
Now that gives me an interesting idea.

Suppose everyone eats shit with inflation: poorfags give up on Kohl's (or shop less or start stealing), the Nordstrom/Williams Sonoma crowd downgrades to Kohl's, and...I guess the LVMUY ultra-rich crowd continue to not give a fuck (or the ones that do get knocked down a peg are so few in number they don't make up for the people switching to Kohl's).

So the play isn't shorting KSS, it's shorting JWN and WSM and other SkyMall-tier retailers.

>>53139736
cow utters
>>53139717
seethe

>>53139782
DDS seems to be holding up well, but I think that is due to buybacks. We don't have those in CA so i am not sure what they are like.

>>53139726
seethe

bobos predicted we would be sub 3000 in 2022 and we never even got remotely there

this year will be one of bobos going insane and how resilient the economy/market is

Someone better be killed by a bite before this show is over

Is there an /smg/ discord or IRC?

>>53139834
Fuck off, SEC.

>>53139834
990007137147174982

>>53139834

Got into investing the past year at the absolute peak. Have individual stocks in my Roth IRA, sold off my DVN before the big drop the past two days. Mainly just googl and Amzn rn, been DCA into amzn to lower my average cost. Didn’t sell once I was down post split 8% (another fuck up). Idk whether to just cut my losses at this point or continue to accumulate and just tighten my sphincter for the next year or so. I just think long term I’d be better off keeping it here instead of reallocating into an etf. I’m not looking to actively trade with this obviously and want to just set it and forget it. Anyone else Long on amzn and googl?

Next estimate rate hike date/timeframe?

>>53139902
>>Calendars
>https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
Alas the early baker bhenchod has the worse set of links.

>>53139884
>GOOGL
When AAPL ate shit out of nowhere a couple weeks ago, I idly speculated and asked /smg/ whether the next "invincible" tech general to collapse would be MSFT or GOOGL. Well, you saw what happened to MSFT today...

>>53139902
Best guess (i.e. from rates markets) and countdown page is: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>>53139913
>>53139909
Thanks, bros.

>>53139811
Crashes always take longer than people expect.

>>53139811
Too much free money and stimulus checks going around. Now that we’re apparently average over 15,000 layoffs a week we should start to see people really being frugal soon, that plus more rate hikes will crush the economy and make it so I can retire a few years earlier.

I went all in on nasdaq with a x35 leverage. Thoughts ?

>>53139324
They are German, they've always been like this

>>53139913
now that all the giants have fallen, everything below them can crumble too

>>53139429
Hahaha, kills me that people don't see this

>>53139926

>>53139971
glad ur leverage went up

>>53139884
If you only started investing last year you may as well keep buying

And then one day for no reason at all people ____

It's so annoying how normies and Normy applications work
-employment
-college degree

Nah, do I look like low IQ wagie

>>53139035
Fed pivot was confirmed today in the Fed minutes, boboids BTFO. If you aren't long here you will never make it.

>>53140056
>Fed pivot was confirmed today in the Fed minutes
How

>>53139164
Is this a joke? They have literally said that

>>53139932
You boboids have been calling for a crash since 2009, it's literally never happening. The king of bobos Michael "Cassandra the Tranny" Burry admitted the Fed would be cutting rates soon in his recent twitter post. If you didn't enter when S&P was 3500 you are simply a greedy faggot who will never make money. Sorry boboids, it's over.

>>53139971
you are gonna be fucking rich boi. I don't have the balls sadly

>>53140074
I interpreted the words the Fed wrote and read between the lines and have concluded it was bullish.

>>53140080
Burry has been saying bullwhip effect for a long time. It means he thinks the surface level inflation and prices will swing rapidly. This is because the tools and methods of the fed are brutish and also typical oversupply/demand swing effects after stimulus led growth. So yeah he would bet on inflation measures falling, but it's just because the measures are stupid and don't work

>>53139056
i unironically am loving this and its easier to make money now than during the bullmarket i just keep swing trading puts on SOXL, QQQ, TSLA, AAPL

Rolling digits for tomorrow. Even for calls tomorrow, odd for puts tomorrow. (Bless the digit gods)

>>53140092
Inflation is bullish, Burry is right about rate cuts coming but wrong about a crash. There will never be another crash ever again, unironically up only from now on.

>>53140092
Ex
Inject lots of money via stimulus but make a ban on spending it for 6 months. Inflation won't even change for 6 months etc. What inflation measurements the fed use are a joke since it's a mix of inflation and demand on specific goods. What fed sees will be the decrease in demand in 2023 not and end to inflation, so lowering rates would return us to 2021, and then they have to raise again etc

>>53140095
Yeah I think it's best to start ignoring what everyone is looking at like inflation etc

Spicy Rycey is back on the Menu boys. I got an order in for 5,000 shares tomorrow.

>>53140094
Digit gods have spoken, calls it is!

>>53140121
My man European Aerospace is donezo. No russian materials means no good to build planes. Unless they swap massively to their cars (they still make those right?) they're donezo.

>>53140121
>buying a penny stock
>that an ADR
>of a British company
>which is already up 60%+ in the last few months

What could possibly go wrong?

>>53140140
>russia good
Go back to /pol/, vatnigger.

Basically

Will fed collapse more and more Ponzi schemes in 2023 up to the housing ponzi or stop earlier etc

That's really the question not much else on everything fed now. The cpi isn't important. Just how far the fed wants to go popping ponzi schemes before powerful people get upset or start getting hit themselves

Imo fed cuts this year 2H using whatever bogus cpi they create to justify it

>>53140140
I work at Boeing and deal with the supply chain. Believe me, I know. Russian Fud is just that. Tons of work arounds. Rycey has broken its down trend is now going up with the rest of the Aerospace industries.

>>53140004
Well I have my 401ks but opened a Roth and maxed that the past two years and was doing individual stocks in there. Mainly just aapl Amzn googl so I’ve gotten my asshole ripped open and I’m aware in retrospect it was a stupid move. I’ve been continuing to DCA into Amzn thinking ill be fine years down the road but honestly seeing how much their employees hate working for the company has me second guessing myself and considering eating my 30+% losses, selling all my individuals and just throwing it all into an etf but the other side of me wants to try and make back my losses quicker. Income is stable rn taking home 3k a week as a travel rn but also paying off my student loans dumping 1k into those a week. Also been wanting to grab some msft and with the drop yesterday I’m more tempted to sell off some amzn at the huge loss and buy and hold msft long run. Also like what they’re doing with bing and their investment in chatgpt as an aside. I’m not asking someone to tell me what to do with my money, Just talking to myself at this point and hoping someone can gently hold my hand and tell me it’s gonna be alright in the long run

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>>53139035

>>53140140
>swap massively to their cars
separate companies

What do they call this pattern?

Good morning Tel’Aviv

>>53140211
I just call it the
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
pattern

>>53140211
The CSCO

>>53140163
data is one of the most valuable commodities of the future and google/msft/amzn have tons of it. they will keep working with the nsa and various other government agencies to spy on citizens for those sweet government contracts. it sounds like you might not have the risk tolerance for investing in individual stocks.

>>53140225
>>53140226

>GOOG

where is the floor? is this thing hitting $60?

>>53140211
Algo death spiral

>>53139055
Uhhhh, Bobo you nasty big pun, you nasty

>>53140211
the rewind

>>53140234
I really don't know I don't trade it, your guess is as good as mine, or probably better

What do you think will effect the market more, tomorrows numbers or Fridays?

Thoughts about SWBI?

>>53140232
More so that I can’t capitalize on my losses being they’re in a Roth IRA. In retrospect I shoulda just threw it all into an etf but I feel like I gotta capitalize on the ass whooping a lot of these individuals have taken the past year. In that case, I’m in for 10 shares of MSFT this week, cheers.

Is there an SEC form for new bond issues? None of the bond screeners I have used let you query by issue date.

was todays pump just a result of the "january effect"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCa5mY2AD8I

>>53140303
Idk what people wanna call it, the only pump I personally care about is my own portfolio's

any of you sell covered calls? what stocks? im currently stacking INTC, T, GLW, and SWBI to get to at least 100 each
if you get assigned, do you sell a cash secured put at the same strike? any other good ways to recover your underlying shares?

>>53140351
Yea just wheel it. I do a few wheels on the side for income but mainly to tie up some funds so I don't get over leveraged on my primary trading strategy but I normally sell OTM puts not ATM once the shares get called away but that's just me

So libtards have shifted from "muh santa rally" to "muh rate cuts". When are you going to learn?

Hoping SI is red tommorow so I can get squeeze calls

>>53140179
"I lied" -Alan Kikespan

>>53140393
Lying is an essential trait in this business.
Don't you think? The other one is not to get caught.

Don't forget that at 3am it's the daily /smg/ creed hour. Bend the knee to God and he will give you salvation.

>>53140450
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=MXBMd-XO0Yo&feature=share

>>53140450
you first, kikel

>>53140450

I'm about to watch anime or space documentaries on youtube. You can't force me to listen to creed.

>>53139971
Im down 15% ...

>>53140232
>data is one of the most valuable commodities of the future and google/msft/amzn have tons of it. they will keep working with the nsa and various other government agencies to spy on citizens for those sweet government contracts.
Well, uh, did that work for everyone's favorite Lord of the Rings-named stock?

>>53140010
>capitulated

if im a shareholder of one of those big wall street companies like citigroup or jpmorgan or blackrock can i just go tour their skyscraper?

>>53140604
This is not how capitulation looks like.
TSLA needs another 30% down before we can even start thinking about capitulation.

>>53140648

Doubt it. They might have floors for visitors, like a deck or something. Don't they rent out much of their office space to other companies?

>futures

>>53139055
Top kek

>>53140648
Honestly, I'm betting many of those floors are basically abandoned

Rycey
Rycey
Rycey
Rycey
Rycey

>>53139568
>All the kid wants is a fair shake at a job. I told him if he does the time I'll hold his job for him. I'm gonna put some money on his books too so he at least can eat well when he's doing time. Hopefully he just gets probation though. I feel like a father figure to these kids frankly. I told all of them that this is their business to lose. I told them I couldn't care less if we close tomorrow so it's on them to keep this thing going. That's given them motivation and a purpose
May allah provide you gains rocker

Bros why are futures shitting the bed right now?

>>53140807
Why didn't you listen?

>>53140807
The failure of this correlation is very bad for stocks, in my opinion.

> futures

Mumus lied to me

I want to take a year off from work so I can focus on making robowaifus a reality. Pls let my shorts moon already.

I have bizarre fantasies about traveling to distant planets and having my legs and arms broken with bats and pipes along the way.

I want to go to a very far frozen planet like Pluto, and negotiate with the ice aliens to save all of earth. I want to feel important. What exactly is wrong with me?

No one will be able to protect you from me. They are too weak.

>>53140839
>>53140885
What's in your portfolio, Jon? I'm curious.

>>53140873
i just want an anime sisterdaughtergfwife

>>53140807
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53140908
The fucking toe nails lmao
I have shorts on TSLA, QQQ, and AAPL that I bought today since everything mini bounced. Hoping for them to keep dumping so I can get my moneys up. Ima be honest, seeing my measly robinhood account lose around $700 in one day made me feel like dick lol. My girlfriend keeps talking about all these things she wants us to go do/ basically me spending more money but she doesnt know im gambling with around 2k at this point.......

Anyways. What stocks do you guys play for anticipating a shit 2023? I found some Apr shorts on AAPLI think are promising and some in March for QQQ. Anyone doing calls on what might bounce?

I just wanna make enough moneys to finally have a decent savings and maybe buy a new PC.....

>>53141040
INTC to $6 unironically.

Pair trades of the year:
Long QQQ/Short TSLA
Long MSTR/Short BTC

>>53141040
I kinda want AMZN to lose billions more in market value so I can watch them sell Twitch and see all the zoomer streamers cry about losing their jobs kek. I plan to buy their shares when its below $70, which seems likely to happen.

>>53141137
I personally feel like AMZN is a powerhouse, and its basically where it was precovid. That said ive heard that their AWS profits are slimming and maybe if the recession gets bad enough, people will stop ordering from them so much.

>>53141157
About that, its already slowing down. I work at Kohl's and that company does Amazon returns and shit directly. Even during Christmas consooomer holidays last month, me and the other wagies noticed a LOT less people doing Amazon checkouts compared to 2021.

>>53141157
AMZN has structured itself so that everything is at barely break even to onboard as many systems and people onto AWS as possible. AWS profits slimming means AMZN profits are slimming.

>>53139240
Why does it scare you? It's fairly safe to do on index ETFs or indices directly.

uhhhhhhhhh oil bros.........are we back???????

Is anyone from germany here who can tell me if there are any country specific regulations or something I need to consider before choosing a broker?

Yields...

Are we dumping today or not?

>>53141303
we dump every day, even when we don't

>>53139431
they have to do it fast or else everything breaks once the US debt starts to roll over

>£CEY up 15% in the last month
AHAHAHAHA I told you fuckers. I’m going to the Moon, I’ll send you a postcard! AHAHAHAHA

US is under no threat from China unlike 2 years ago, which is why they've stopped pumping money they're letting it crash.

is amazon sub 100 a buy?

>>53141303
Chances are good

Bought puts on netflix , aapl , amzn and tesla . If it pumps im gonna kms

>>53141405
Got 6k cash spread across my various accounts, thinking I might buy some bonds
Sold some calls on RIO and UPRO
Honestly I dunno, this market fucking sucks

>>53141371
No, I would wait until its below $80 or even less. P/E ration is still too high anyway.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOOM

>>53141284
No, but if you choose a foreign broker you will need to file capital gains taxes yourself. Domestic brokers report it automatically for you.

>>53139588
source?

INTC is a better company than AMD

Quant people seem to think there is a chance for a short squeeze into week end.
Traders positioned very bearish in the options market and the MM is obviously hedged in the opposite direction.

>>53141582
I still bought AMD and you cant convince me that it was the wrong decision.
Wont sell simple as

>>53141625
Based.

I really don't care at this point in all honesty. It's in God's hands. Does he want me to be poor? Or rich? It just sucks that you all have to be along for the ride. The entire movement of the market is because of me and my holdings, and whether God wants me to be poor or rich, and everyone in the world has to deal with my shit because if he wants me to be poor, you're all going to be poor too. All the people with retirement accounts, I mean. It's literally all about me. Stocks have been going down since I bought and I'm never selling so, I mean, keep bringing them down God. Bring 'em down to zero. If you hate me that much then oh well at least I'm taking this shitty society with me.

>>53141625
kek baggie

>>53141644
I bought in middle october so im not bagholding at all. Cope harder
>>53141641
Based beyond belief my friend

>>53141659
You bought a company that’s rapidly losing market share

> futures

Its green again

Bullard is putting an end to this fake Santa rally once and for all later today. Buy puts.

Should I just park my money in money in Amazon and Apple? Surely these will pick back up in the next two years. Nothing fancy but I do what I can.

>it's green
>no it's red
it's yellow, the golden crab is upon us

>>53141798
hahaha yeah go ahead and do that, what's the worst that could happen

>>53141798
Nope. The only good tech play is intel

>>53141659
literally unironically the only way i lose is if society can't get it's shit together (like it literally always has) and society collapses, at which point your portfolio is the least of your worries. i keep trying to tell bobos this but they don't listen.

>>53141800
looking bullish to me, fren.

>>53141798
Just grow your portfolio by 10% trading this week bro and then cash out for the weekend. It could take years for you to just breakeven using the boomer buy and hold strategy in this market.

>>53141828

>>53141830
That's what I used to do and buying calls just gave me heart palpitations like nothing else. I'll check out what earnings calls we have this week though and lob a few calls that way.

My first loan payments start coming back this month. 5 loans at $25 each. The highest interest loan owes me $.68

>>53141828
oh boy everyone that posts those brown pepes is gonna be angry

>>53141836
basically it's ranging but with a bullish bias i'd say. honestly just look at the pivot highs and pivot lows. notice how you're making higher lows there? that's bullish. here just watch this video and learn you somethin':

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-HkyhZCLOw

>>53141849
Great job

>>53141862
Options gambling is too risky

>>53141849
>$.68
Reminder to anyone who wasn't around, there was an anon here yesterday that made $1000 overnight ($2~ on 400 AAPL shares) and was viciously attacked by a herd of jealous gays

>>53141868
Not if you have good risk management

>>53141872
I was also bullied yesterday for profit taking :(

>>53141878
How is this possible

>>53141872
That was a $50k investment right? Why would you compare it to a $25 investment

>>53141883
Nothing wrong with taking profit

>>53141883
We were just jealous

>>53141878
What options should I buy right now?

>>53141878
Are you the KOLD anon by any chance?

>>53141878
Post account value. Yoloing $50 into lottery tickets would make this figure pretty standard for small money accounts

>>53141896
Well I only trade butterflies, slowly and methodically, not lotto trades people think they are, most people here think they are too complicated and gay

>>53141902
No

>>53141918
Post account value or be entirely disregarded. 200% gains on extra gambling money is nothing. 200% gains on your actual portfolio would be impressive

>>53141883
It is no secret that /smg/ must be purged of its deviant underbelly
>>53141888
1) Capital is subjective.
2) AAPL anon had no chance of losing more than 4%, meanwhile peer-to-peer loan app anon has a chance of losing 150%

Anyone have India or China market ETF's in their portfolio? What percentage should someone dedicate to emerging markets? Is it better to favour India over China since China's gdp is already $20 trillion and India has further to grow?

>>53141975
>portfolio
lol no wtf am I an art college student?

>>53141971
>150%
Not possible. As long as you spread out between multiple loans the chances of losing money are 0. Options gambling however…

I FUCKING HATE NATURAL GAS
WTF IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT
IT DUMPS NON STOP
EVEN AFTER 1 GREEN DAY IT JUST CONTINUES TO DROP LIKE A GORILLA NIGGER

Today could dump hard at close, this pumping is super sus right now

>>53141971
I doubt its the pigtails, those DSLs are why she got tips so much

The anon who shorted silvergate financial must be shitting his pants right now, 30% down in PM lol

>>53141975
>>53141982
Let me paint you a picture

>>53141983
>the chances of losing money are 0
This is the nuttiest thing I've ever read on the internet.
>>53141983
>Options gambling however…
Anon didn't "gamble on options" he bought stock in AAPL, a blue chip Fortune 3 company, and sold his equity once he saw his prudent investment had made him $1000.

>>53141989
Important data coming this morning

>>53141998
the equity is smoked; they lost more than their market cap

>>53142009
Then he cleared thousands in profit and he mentioned doubling down as well.

>>53141999
Huh?
I don't care how you make money, China, whatever, I reply to anyone who mentions portfolios with that art school comment cause I don't invest, I trade and to me portfolios are for artists.

can someone tell me the real reason natgas is still dumping? dont tell me its because of the warmer weather after we arleady know the temperature for 3 weeks

>>53142020
Ok

crabfest on until Jan. 20 @ 3900 then dumpp

>>53141998
+25% yesterday -50% today (so far)
literally worse than crypto

>>53142026
People are powering their homes with homemade natural gas. Haven’t you ever seen the honey I shrunk the kids episode where they have a burp powered car

>>53142004
what data

>>53142004
Which data?

>>53141998
what the actual fuck lmao. someone was saying they had no FTX exposure... but things don't drop 50% like that if they are fine..

>>53142061
YOU ARE A GORILLA FAGGOT

>>53142026
Euros are on brap rations to fight climate change

>>53142026
the euros froze to death and now there's no one left to buy the ng

PUMP HARD AFTER WEEKS OF DUMPING BUT JUST CONTINUE TO DUMP THE NEXT DAY BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE RIGHT

If employment comes in cool we may see a bullish CPI reaction. Labor reports have been dead wrong on the hot side, so maybe we’ll get a cold one today

>>53142095
Nigger it's 15°C in Europe right now, we're walking around in tee-shirts

>>53142042
Crab is king

Spy calls at open?

> Verification not required

>>53142078
The burp powered car in question
https://archive.org/details/honey-i-shrunk-the-kids-tv-show-episode-35-honey-the-futures-coming-back-to-me

>>53142069
>>53142073
Jobless claims

>>53142147
Pump or dump ?

>>53141984
>I longed something expensive
>now it's going down
>how could this happen to me
buy LOW

>>53142110
imagine still trying to resist

calm before the storm

>>53142155
I don't know, could go either way depends on what it says. I guess we'll know soon enough

I pity the fools who sold me their shares at 1/4 fair value
top 5% net worth here I come

>>53142162
NIGGER IT WAS AT A HISTORICAL DUMPING RATE AND IF FOUND SUPPORT BY ANY METRIC THE ANOMALY IS IT GOING DOWN FURTHER TODAY

>wake up having to piss
>take piss
>return to snuggle in bed
>now stomach acts like ive gotta shit

I hate the human body why dinnae it tell me i had to shit as well as piss m8???

>>53142182
>NIGGER IT WAS AT A HISTORICAL DUMPING RATE
I’m sorry that you thought this was an important metric

>>53142182
I think he's telling you that commodities like LNG are cyclical and it would be best for you to avoid buying them once the cycle starts

>>53142188
How much beer you had last night?

Everything is green . The rally is back i guess.

>>53142188
>shit AND piss

SPY DUMPING TODAY CONFIRMED

>>53142199
None, dont drink but once a year at raves at conventions

>>53139549
>It's going to be at least a decade before shit like fast food is even remotely automated. We will probably all be old men by the time it becomes the norm.
this, it will take time, the niggers will take care of it

>>53142211

>>53142198
Yeah or to put it simply commodities can go down as low as their historical lows, so when you buy much higher than that soft price floor you risk getting rugged.

>>53139549
There's already fully automated mcdonald's

>>53142227
This might work somehow in asian metropoles, but not in the west, too many niggers, spics, dune coons and other scum that fled their homelands loitering around and trying to scam where they can

>>53142227
its not "fully" automated though, the only got rid of cashiers, cooks still there

>>53142242
It's in fort worth texas

>>53142227
Seems pretty cool to not have to see the ugly wagies handling my slop.

>>53142253
Their pubes in your Big Mac is the only proof they were ever there.

>>53142265
And thats why we need full automatization.
It cant be that hard honestly. There are enough food processing facilities that create food nearly fully automated

Niggers cant navigate automated customer service lines to speak to a represntative half the time, and mcdonalds expects them to use robots to order food? Jesus. Short McDonalds.

>>53142289
It's the evil plan to starve out black people in America. We brought over many South African scientists at the end of apartheid and our racist government has been secretly working with them to implement a plan to wipe out our African-American population.

I hate niggers for what they have done to this country.

>>53142305
this and jews as well

>>53142277
Maybe the robots won't fuck up our orders as much as the organic creature wagies

>>53142306
>they have a plan
This is Bullish. Unironically.

>>53142306
https://youtu.be/phJlbpsACn4

Tbh the native africans should have all been wiped out by colonization.

>>53142250
I may be going up there this month. I'll visit to be able to say im one of the first to have had automated goyslop

why can't my portfolio just go up so i have enough money to tribute my findomme and get let out of chastity? the fucking jews did this.

>>53142333
Nice trips. Let us know how it goes

>>53139240
Theta gang will rise as true kings this year mark my words. We’re not getting a black Monday crash. We’re getting W moves in a pretty tight range all year.

>before automated checkouts
>"aw shucks the pretty girl at the counter is going to think less of me if I get anything else besides my McWrap"

>after automated checkouts
>"I should get 4 McFlurry's just to be safe in case the 3 Big Mac's (maxi best of) don't do it"
It's going to be the end of civilization as we know it.

I wonder when silvergate shorter anon will wake up

>>53142347
I hope so, sure does pay well

>>53142354
its so mcfucking over

>>53142354
people already do this on delivery services because you don't have to interact face to face with anyone and feel pathetic about your large order

>>53142382
That's a lot of different fees, fuck. What the hell is a regulatory response fee? Is there a department of delivery drivers that harass these companies or what?

>>53142354
underrated doom post

>nat gas
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53142382
>5% tip
I personally wouldn't post this in a public forum with my ID attached

>>53142416
ITS SO MUCH FUCKING KIKE GORILLA FAGGOT BULLSHIT ITS UNREAL

is this the last smg ?

WHY ITS DUMPING?????

>>53142433
I want to buy April UNG calls, but haven't pulled the trigger, you would think one day it has to stop plummeting at some point

>STOPPED OUT OF MY SHORTS AT LITERAL LAST MINUTE OF YESTERDAY
>IT DOMPS TODAY

>>53142460
Kek . Next time bobro.

>>53142451
Report in 12 mins

>>53142456
it wont stop plummeting until its back at 2-3, its fucking over, even after dropping half its value in a couple weeks without bounce its still dropping more were going for 8 red weeks in a row

>>53142451
>>53142465
ADP already reported

ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Dec) 235K 150K 127K

>>53142460
meh they'll just set up the crab 22 algorithm again

>>53142475
Oh shit, yea I thought it was at 8:30 thanks

egg

>>53142460
>>53142475
>>53142479
>>53142480
It's basically going to crab until fucking february.

>>53142479
1 gorillion jobs added this is super bullish

i got liquidated on natgas, bye

>>53142479
"job growth surged well above estimates"
oh noes, i know what this means
more QT and rate hikes from daddy

>>53142479
What report is there tomorrow?

tesla finna hit 130 today

>>53142507
Sorry bro, but I think Im going in now

>>53142513
initial jobless is out in like 5 min

>take piss
>body then tells me to dump my shares in Poo Inc.
>now its telling me to reduce risk on whatevers brewing in GUT Inc.

Not my morning clearly. I must be dehydrated.

>>53142513
TESLA will close at 98 and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.

>>53142507
How much ?

>>53142513
Average Hourly Earnings (MoM) (Dec)
Average Hourly Earnings (YoY) (YoY) (Dec)
Nonfarm Payrolls (Dec)
Participation Rate (Dec)
Private Nonfarm Payrolls (Dec)
Unemployment Rate (Dec)
Factory Orders (MoM) (Nov)

>>53142541
How do I long this nigga's bodyweight?

>>53142543
I think you meant this for>>53142522

>>53142534
OH FUCK... we finna collapse Jan - Feb. Crab about to get roasted

baking

>>53142331
Christianity is to blame. No way our pagan ancestors would have tolerated any of this.

>>53142555
Yes, thank you anon.

i tried to tell them

>>53142569
>>53142569
>>53142569

new

>>53142586
>>53142586
>>53142586

new

>>53142557
oh shit oh fuck

>>53142559
>muh ancestors

Any good sources for a noob to learn all the day trading terminology and concepts? I got a demo account up and running with meta trader and I'm figuring it out but a lot of the content I watch for learning keeps throwing around terms I don't understand.