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53140850 No.53140850 [Reply] [Original]

What investments do I need to make to buy a brand new 911

>> No.53140857

>>53140850
short anything pajeets shill here

>> No.53140868

>>53140857
And if you can't short it, It's a scam.

>> No.53140872

a brick.

https://youtu.be/ZJN6VHWaerA

>> No.53140876

oh just lose all your money like me but still place an order for the new GT3RS :)

>> No.53140936

start a business brokie, dont worry about "investments"

>> No.53140944
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53140944

>>53140850
i dont like new cars and GT anything is overkill for me. bought a 2005 911 Carrera S after covid bull run and its perfection on wheels.

>> No.53140965

>>53140850
Holy shit I want a 911 so much it’s unreal. I would do without sex for the rest of my life for a manual 992 GT3.

>> No.53142339
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53142339

>>53140850
All I want is a Panamera in Aventurine (Cash Money) Green. I was watching some TV with my family over Christmas and Porsche was targeting me hard with this trippy dream sequence-like advertisement. They certainly make some fine automobiles.

>> No.53142348

>>53140850
All Porsches sound like shit except the Carrera GT

>> No.53142394

>>53140944
Anon, think that model year has an expensive bearing issue, like $11k to fix, the turbo versions don't have it.

>> No.53142580

>>53142339
based green connoisseur but it's Dark Olive Metallic for me

>> No.53142604

>>53140850
Why is this retard driving in the wrong lane

>> No.53142625

>>53140850
Find a Porsche specialist, bribe him to tell the next poor sucker looking to sell his pristine Porsche that it's got a bunch of issues and then buy it.

>> No.53144048
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53144048

>>53140850
The premiums on the 911 are hefty, otherwise prepared to wait up to 9 months. But yeah, they are sweet and now the PTS option is so so sweet.

>> No.53144255

>>53140857
>>53140868
Literally this.

>> No.53144291

>>53140850
All I want is 9/11.

>> No.53144382

>>53140850
No you don’t.

>> No.53144449

>>53140850
Bullshit. You have unlimited wants and desires, you want so much more than just a Porsche. You want this car so you can tell yourself you lived a good life, because well, look at your car! Right? Everybody who drives a Porsche is cured of their depression, right?
You want the respect from strangers and your peers. You have been conditioned to seek small pleasures behind every street corner, and you attempt to gather these small doses of pleasure into larger doses. This becomes your entire life. One large, never ending chase! Keep chasing and you will always be unsatisfied. The chase is a symptom of an unsatisfied life. If you were satisfied with your life, you wouldn’t be chasing anything. Society has you addicted to a drug that you don’t even have to ingest.

>> No.53144552
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53144552

>>53140850
I could easily buy one right now even after the market went in the shitter but there is no way I can afford one. Like I have a six figure net wlorth but only make like 2k a month (german here). In order to actually aqfford a car like that I'd need 3-4 million at least to not feel fucking stupid and I don't see that comin for myself anytime soon. Good taste tho OP

>> No.53145768

>>53140850
probably buying a brand new 911

>> No.53145780

>>53144552
yeah I wouldn't buy one unless I had a few milli