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I can’t afford eggs

>> No.53139315

>>53139303
so go buy some chickens, free eggs

>> No.53139326
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53139326

>>53139315

>> No.53139716

>>53139303
buy 3 chickens, negroe. they will roam around the house and eat whatever shit they find in your yard. then you just have to hunt for where they laid their friggin' eggs.

>> No.53140302

>>53139303
How good was the weed you bought?

>> No.53140315

>>53139303
fucking 6.99 for a dozen, $10 for 18 near me yesterday
i exclaimed "what the FUCK" when i saw the price and the mother standing next to me gave me a dirty look and ushered her children away as though i were some kind of public masturbator

i was wearing a trench coat and dress shoes with no pants but still. it was closed. not buttoned, but closed. what do you think i am, some kind of pervert? i just appreciate the human form. it's about aesthetics. ultimately it's a spiritual thing for me, man being made inthe image of God. man, and women, dontcha know ;)

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53140318

>>53139315
I had 4 chickens and they all dieded

>> No.53140323

>>53140315
>dontcha know
>in a fucking egg thread
WERE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETS JACK

>> No.53140781

bump

>> No.53140788

>>53140318
Sad

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53140972

>>53139303
just keep nutting in a jar and make scrambled eggs. literally the same thing and costs nothing, just a slightly different smell

>> No.53142285

>>53139303
I run a restaurant that sells breakfast. I have enough eggs for you.

>> No.53142410

>>53140315
So still only several dollars a carton. Whose bank is being broken by this?

>> No.53142471

>>53139303
Hopefully this will run all the free range bullshit out of business. After being in close proximity to the type of faggots that would buy those for years I'm inclined to buy the most cruelty-inspired animal products just to spite those dickheads.