/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm going to be racist here for a moment but how come brown/black people in real life can't look like the anime ones?

is Silvergate going to short squeeze?

I will never have a gf who puts a bunny suit on for me (or puts me into a bunny suit).
sad

>>53136597
>Gonna need to update that anon
nta but the latest (2021) numbers from https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/prevalence-maps.html#overall are about 3-4% higher.

>>53136644
Its called bone structure and thats why races exist in the first place

>>53136644
The anime artstyle eliminates all the negative factors, and puts a heavy emphasis on eyes/hair, which are typically drawn the same regardless of the implied ethnicity based on skin color.

>>53136652
It very possibly could. I would definitely sell calls (back month, not a front month to avoid gamma risk) and maybe even buy puts if it squeezes more

The other thread had dubs… This is a bad omen.

>>53136644
that's not cool my mom was black

>bonds market is calling bullshit on jerome raising rates and not cutting
>jerome saying he's going to keep raising rates and not cut
who's right. figure it out and you'll make a lot of money.

>>53136661
I could ask mine to do it and she would. But I reserve my bunny antics for Marina.

>>53136696
I'm with bondies.

>>53136696
I'm gonna fight the Fed. Let me at 'em. Let me at 'em!

>situation in China is literally the most bearish it’s ever been
>Yang -20%

I don’t fucking understand,

>>53136696
the economy is extremely strong what are you talking about?

awww yiss

>>53136714
China's on the verge of collapse.

>>53136714
Instead of seeing a million dead Chinamen or 500 million active cases, see it as the fastest and most efficient vaccination campaign in the history of the pandemic.

Every Chang, Wang, and Zhao will be back to normal by the time Golden Week rolls around.

>>53136714
I don't either. And the same will happen when it rebounds here.

And I mean, is it really that surprising? It's how it happens. It's when you have titles like pic related that everything pumps. Market looks forward, not the present. Supposedly.

Newfag here, tell me why I shouldn't put everything in a basket of stocks that pay monthly dividends with >5% yields

>>53136714
Bad situation => stimmies inc

Is this really so hard to comprehend?

>>53136763
because anonymous posters will call you a fag for making money

I opened a position in oil when it was 75$ thinking it would rebound after the 5$ fall but now it is 73$.
Should I just cut my losses or hope it goes back up?

>>53136734
mr. bass pls

>>53136779
Hope and pray

>>53136763
dividends dont matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpXI_Vd51dA

>>53136773
Anonymous posters already call me a fag though

>>53136784

>>53136779
will likely bounce up a bit

>>53136779
Well Cramer said a week or so ago that he had a downside price target of $65.

>>53136652
Its possible, especially if retail crypto tards treat it like another GME. Just checked, and 47% of shares are sold short.

>>53136763
It's easier and better to use a broad index fund.

>>53136799
Based total return realist.

>>53136513
Wdym
puts fag is bullish af.
has no one asked him how his FTSE puts are doing? Then I will

>>53136172
Hey faggotini how are your FTSE puts doing

>>53136799
They do in a bear market.

I fomod into Tesla today

>>53136652
>is Silvergate going to short squeeze?
Major Holders

82.84% % of Shares Held by Institutions
102.00% % of Float Held by Institutions


Vanguard Group, Inc. (The) 2,898,115 Sep 29, 2022 9.15% 63,613,626
Blackrock Inc. 2,111,902 Sep 29, 2022 6.67% 46,356,250

>>53136879
makes no difference in a bear market. or maybe you think it's useful that they pay you out and you DRIP invest so that's useful. well since the stock goes down the same amount of the dividend paid out it's 100% a wash. doesn't matter. dividends were probably useful back when it costs $50 a trade and you had to call your broker, and this was a way to get some money back to the investor. however now with $0 transaction fees it's pointless, and often times detrimental due to the tax event.

>>53136855
everytime putsfag shows up its time to buy calls

Jesus fuck Silvergate better not squeeze anymore than it already has.

Do I gotta get out?

Any other Bay Area / NorCal fags here? We are supposed to get heemed by a storm tonight. Thankfully I bought lots of canned food and essentials from my local TGT and WMT.

It's really funny because I've lived in Idaho and the Pacific Northwest, and getting heemed by winter storms is a regular occurrence there. So when I moved back to California, I just laugh my ass off when people complain about 30 mph winds and 6 inches of rain in 5 hours. That's just a normal winter, fags.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53136904
Congrats you just fomo'd yourself into an early grave

im retarded but does this mean we are in for a ride

>>53136810
I love lain

>>53136627
test

>>53136949
lmao dis nigga bought his food instead of waiting for the storm looting

>>53136949
yeah i got a bunch of alch and pasta and bread. i probably shoulve gotten more idk

>>53136982
In short, yes. Yield curve inversions show our death warrants are already signed.

>>53136982
When it stalls, run.

>>53136929
Lol, divvies can make all the difference in a bear market. Where etf's and growths were crashing divvies did just fine since they're stable. If you picked wisely you can easily make a gain for the year and cash out. Drip is useless imo, invest your own divvies I say. Buybacks are also useless because there is no metric for them, sure they would be good if you knew when and how the company would do them.

>>53136949
Yeah I'm in the north, went to luckies a few hours ago and power was out, shits going down already.

Coal.

>>53136652
>is Silvergate going to short squeeze?
it just did today / shorts covering before FOMC minutes. i saw it as an opportunity to re-short

>>53137031
ok, i don't categorize stocks by 'divvies' and 'non-divvies'. if you said consumer staples or non-discretionary i would have agreed w/ you

>>53137008
I bought a bunch of wine and then focaccia bread and some other goyslop that might be useful in case we actually get the great Apocalypse Flood in northern california
>>53137045
No shit? Your local Lucky's power was out? Jesus christ? I know that Sonoma county is getting RAPED by wind and heavy rain right now, is that where you're at?

I see tons of power outage notices from Boulder Creek and Santa Cruz mountains coming.

Oh fuck, and as im typing this a big fat gust of wind hit my house again, just like from the morning. I guess the thick of the storm is coming in soon

>>53136696
>>bonds market is calling bullshit on jerome raising rates and not cutting

what makes you say that?

>>53137054
That was my initial reaction. Today was the squeeze.
As I understand it, close to or over 100% of shares have to be sold short.

>>53137047
it'd be pretty epic
how do I increase the chance this happens. anything I can do?

>>53137082
Definitely, every single hedge fund short seller on the planet with access to Primer Brokers or similar banks like PB's, who trades US equities Long/Short, will have been trying to borrow SI shares to short

>>53137047
do it

Will the SPY reach a new bear market low in 2023?
When?
How low will it go?

>>53137070
i have food and water for like maybe 4 days lol lets hope it doesnt come to that

>>53137047
Can't wait to see another paper tiger bite the dust. Will be funny to see Ivan the ukie fischerman tow all that chinkium metal-plastic alloy with his trawler from the Detroit of Taiwan

>>53137083
Unironically go to your local college or multinational defense contractor, look for young Asian men driving suspiciously nice cats, and murder them.
They're imbeded Chinese intelligence.
Once a few go missing it'll raise the blood pressure in Peking.
This is something anyone can do, if you have access to greater means like a LNG tanker, taiwan based aircraft, or leet hacker skills then you have other options.

So what's the happy-haps on the naps with the FOMC shit today? Bullish/Bearish and why?

>>53137107
320 by june then we go up again

>>53136982
with cost to carry at insane levels nobody wants to hold stock for very long sooooooo

delete your buy buttons and only use the sell button

>>53137121
Cars*
Not cats
>2010+12
>Auto correct still can't understand what word makes sense in a sentence
Wngmi

>>53136949
>le scary atmospheric river bomb cyclone
Literally nothing is happening in my part of the Bay lmao

>>53136949
Yep. I wonder if there will be a power outage tonight. Maybe I'll be reading a dead-tree book with the aid of a flashlight.

>>53137121
>suspiciously nice cats

>>53136799
Dividends can matter. So can buybacks. It's not a surface level fundamental change, obviously every dividend is technically just shifting cash from the company back to the investor, but there is a subtle impact.
By consistently returning capital, a company make themselves more attractive to investors. The valuations will tend to increase, and this effectively reduces their cost of capital. A higher stock valuation makes it easier to implement mergers or buyouts, using their own overvalued "safe" stock as a currency. They can re-invest in themselves as well, or offer SBC which produces cheap growth relative to their valuation.

There are plenty of scammy management teams out there that'll dilute their shareholders despite trading at a clear discount to earnings/NAV, thus triggering holders to bail reducing valuation further and further in a cycle. Quality companies see the opposite effect. Pretty intuitive, right? In the end, it's all bullshit playing on investor sentiment, but over time it can drive real returns.

A big flaw in chasing dividends is that they can be abused. Since some investors prioritize yield, companies with high divvies may appear attractive to them, but if the dividend is unsustainable then eventually cuts happen and the stock collapses. No one wants taxable dividends while bagholding an unrealized loss.
I tend to like buybacks better for this reason, as they create a long term uptrend more visible in charts and in investors' own unrealized P/L. However, plenty of companies out there also abuse investors' faith in buybacks to repurchase their companies at stupid multiples, only for management to cash out their own shares and then pause the buyback once a downturn happens. Insider incentives are important.
In the end, the key factor is faith. Companies that create a lot of faith and goodwill will often continue to perform well into the future, and their momentum will produce further momentum.

The market is such a slut. I can't believe me and millions of people just throw money at her to play so fast and loose with innumerable large dildos. But I can't stop giving her money. Must be something about the spectacle of seeing 1% or more daily swings on the S and P and the absolute ravaging of all my favorite stocks and sectors that has me hooked.

>>53137176

>>53137154
Where the fuck are you in the bay? South east san jose or something? I have flooding and accidents in my part of the bay already

>futures

WTF how many of you are bay area faggots?

LE EVIL SCARY BOMB CYCLONE JUST FUCKING FLEW OVER MY BAY AREA HOUSE

it's joever

>>53137208
There might be more Bay Area anons than even Seattle anons...

>>53137220
our bay area house comrade

>>53137226
1.1% of their workers

>>53137232
I'M POSTING WITH SEATTLE KEKS TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want to go get more emergency materials from WMT like chocolate hersheys and marshmallows and a coleman camping burner and graham crackers and some peanut butter and some hot dogs but the closest WMT to me is like 8 miles away from me so that would require me to drive my HMC car in the shitty windy rain as trees are falling over the roads

dont want to risk my HMC sedan. To go to WMT.

>>53136810
Post studies that prove what you say about sugar and fat

>>53137247
You replied to one, fren!

Another day. Went to work. Actually worked during the morning. Easy stuff. Ate a hardees meal for lunch. Napped at my desk during the afternoon. Woke up about 3:30. I'm not going to pump a lot of money into my brokerage this year and maybe not at all depending on just how the year moves. Considering congress can't elect its own leader after 5 attempts and that the fed will still jack the rates it looks pretty much like shat this year. I did bag MO but that was using money left over I had sitting from 2022.

>>53137248
also want to get a flashlight from WMT and a nice adam sandler movie from the movie box. and some hand warmers to stick into my bunghole while i jerk off in the dark as i LARP as a storm survivalist and turn off the circuits to my house lighting while my roommates panic and think its the storm


my roommates will be sitting in their room. while the gusts of wind hit our house. and they'll notice the lights suddenly go out. but it wasn't the storm. it was me.

because I want to LARP. with WMT equipment.

>>53137247
>>53137232
>>53137208
>>53137200
y'all have to wake up so early for the bell, why not come to cst or est

>>53137265
You better be motherfuckin Dr. Frasier Crane.

>>53137282
I heard they’re full

>>53137121
>>53137147
These are some of the weirdest things you could have said in this thread

Guys I know oil is dropping at some point. But if China kicks off a war then it isn't soon. I don't want to buy puts; I don't like time limits. Maybe buy DRIP?

>>53137248
Truly amazing how unprepared the average commiefornian is. Dont you guys have disasters like every week? Between the fires, earthquakes, typhoons and chimpouts im surprised they dont give you a civil defense survival kit when you get your state ID.

>>53137208
Least half of us.

>>53137282
I grew up on the east coast. Too much humidity and pollen for me. And CST is too flat for me
I solve the problem by just not waking up for opening bell
>>53137288
Funny thing: I actually grew up in the same Pennsylvania county that Taylor Swift did

>>53137292
darn

>>53137282
All the west coast fags are just SOXL slurpers. They don't need no bell.

>>53137168
Dividend stocks have outperformed other stocks, but it's not because of the dividends. It's because a dividend policy is correlated with known factors like value. So tilt your portfolio toward those factors rather than seek dividend stocks.

>>53137298
> Dont you guys have disasters like every week?
Yes Billy, we are the state with statewide blackouts like Texas, or literal snowstorm disaster warnings, or hurricanes, and literal tornado alley.

This is an extremely obese, poor opiate-addicted flyover post.

>>53137314
>All the west coast fags are just SOXL slurpers.
How dare you. I am a GOOG slurper.

>>53137321
what's colorado's secret? MI used to be up there in the lowest obesity since they are a state with lots of parks and people doing out door stuff

>>53137282
Texas is quite possibly the worst single state in the union.
There is no dollar amount big enough to make living in that statist tax cattle shithole palatable.
All the negatives of high tax blue states, with the added bonus of worshiping false idols in the form of state government & evangelist. If the antichrist was a state, it'd be texas.
>being sold back to Mexico would be an improvement

>>53137300
Jesus, that explains so much.

>>53136982
No, this time is different. We are already passed a recession. It was a soft landing. High rates are now priced in. Everyone knows it’s QE forever just for now it’s coming directly from the government in the form of exorbitant spending. The risk is to the upside; we saw the generational lows last year and after the consolidation we have been in for a few weeks now ends it will end with the S&P rocketing higher at a shocking rate straight past 4000 and never ever trade these levels again. Better be loading up now cause we will be making new highs by EOY with SPX 5000

>>53137321
>>53137330

>>53137335
Elevation negatively correlates with obesity. Seriously.

>>53137168
i don't disagree w/ anything you said, but 'can matter' and 'do matter' are different things to me, and it's too difficult to measure the additional sentiment or momentum awarded to the group. personally i don't want the additional tax events, and if others are thinking like me then the sentiment boost may be offset completely, dont know. either way, this was studied in the global markets 1991-2012, and it didn't really matter in the end.

https://www.pwlcapital.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Dimensional-global_dividends_white_paper.pdf

>>53137321
>we are the state with statewide blackouts like Texas
Is this sarcasm? CA's grid is consistently dogshit

>>53137335
I think in Colorado the state allows teachers to use corporal punishment if you don't start skiing. also unironically living in high elevation hilly areas is useful for cardio strength and obesity/ longevity


this means my fat fucking ameriblobs should walk/run more and eat less

I'm supposed to go to NYC tomorrow on a 3 hour bus trip to meet friends and hang for a couple of days. But now as I'm packing, I dont wanna go anymore. Any advice bros?

>>53137346

>>53137366
just do it faggot maybe they'll buy you food

>>53137321
Im in the NE, we regularly loose power for 2 weeks at a time, in freezing temps, with 0 deaths and home values in the 7 figures.
There's 0 reason, other than your own state wide ignorance and incompetence why some rain should be an apocalyptic event for you.

>>53137362
Texas cities during the summer literally were entirely without power for days at a time. That is not even remotely close to anything CA has had.

The grid issues in Texas with respect to power outages is essentially 3rd world. Texas had massive power outages thanks to Abbott’s grid mismanagement. It was an emergency in Texas for many weeks.

>Texas
>Most Free state in the Union
>The most American state
>immigrants cross the boarder via (((policies)))
>immediately vote for less freedom, more taxation, and less rights

Why? Who goes into another country and just demands things to be shittier?

>>53137377
Yeah food is guaranteed but I have a feeling it just wont be fun. I'd rather be at home comfy and doing fuck all.

>>53137366
Do you actually not want to go or are you just nervous about going. By the way, sell half the contracts or you're fired

I'm in a lazy nigger mode.

Anyone know anything about "green" energy company's?

AQN (algonquin power & utilities corp) specifically.

>get stopped out at literally the last minute of the day

I will kms if it dumps tomorrow.

>>53137392
Texas is unironically one of the least free states, and America is unironically one of the least free countries in the modern world.
>the state allowing you to buy guns isn't freedom, its placating the ignorant into thinking they still have rights

>>53137400
I'm really on the fence, it's been a year since I've seen them so it'd be nice to meet up. But I just don't enjoy staying over at someone else's house because you have to play the guest. And you got it boss, unloading the bags

>>53137134
420 by EOM

>>53137422
400 by CPI report on 12, buy calls by tomorrow if you wanna make easy money

>>53137419
imagine believing that lmao

isnt it still illegal to chew gum in Singapore? and they are ranked #1 huh

>>53137371
Listen man, every indicator that exists is screaming that the global economy is utterly collapsing. Baltic dry index just printed it sharpest decline in history. Companies are laying people off in droves. All this very bad data is super bullish for stocks cause it means FED pivot and printers go brrr

>>53137419
>Singapore
>New Zealand

>>53137366
as in trading, i find the regrets you get from not doing things or failing to take action are worse than the ones you get from committing and having a boring/bad time

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/_c2NS5Om998

>>53137385
>That is not even remotely close to anything CA has had.
LOL okay, California's grid is shit 99% of the year. We have blackouts during heatwaves too btw

>>53137433
>>53137439
You dont understand how bad things are here compared to the rest of the world.
We are not free.
Choices=/=freedom.
>ask US gazprom investors how free we are

>>53137397
25 St Marks Pl, New York, NY 10003
go and eat, but staying over somewhere nyc sleeping arrangement sucks, is the place over 500sqft? guest ain't so bad just don't pee your pants.

>>53137463
security is more important than freedom

Any HISA type ETF's? Got a bunch of cash rotting in my brokerage account. The Canadian market has financial instruments like this, example: "TSE: HSAV" which compounds interest internally and doesnt invest anything.

Im surprised I cant find anything similar in the US stock exchange.

>>53137420
I'm trying to compare it to times I've felt the same. If I thought it would be a good party or they were good friends, I would go. But if too many people there had a history of being rude or unpleasant to me, I'd bitch out for these reasons and maybe just apologize to my buddies and say "Let's link up later bro" without telling them why

>>53137463
oh boo hoo i cant support iranian terrorism im so oppressssseddd

>>53137485
https://youtu.be/DK6IRG4CAbw

>>53137485
picrel
>>53137497
>supporting Iranian terrorism
>forgot about obummer giving $100,000,000,000 to iran to not nuke israel
man, tiktok really did fuck peoples attention span and memory retention.

>>53137447
That's a very good analogy, I especially feel it these last 2 days. Thank you fren, I made up my mind just by reading this. I'm packing now.
>>53137465
He's a college student like me so he's back home with his parents during breaks. Problem isn't that his house is small but that there's only one bathroom and holy fuck having to share a single bathroom with 5 people sounds like a nightmare.

went to check reddit to make sure SI wasn't their doing and its not, time to get in before they do at 40-50

>>53137495
Yeah they're friends from highschool, I was tight with one of them before but the other guy we kinda drifted apart and he turned omega uber cringe.

>>53137519
i did not forget about obama being a secret muslim and a traitor to the country

>>53137521
uh oh stinky

>>53137439
Singapore is easily more free market than the US, that's undeniable. They have public healthcare and transportation but that's the exception not the rule.

>>53137529
What is your bull thesis. Genuinely curious.
>>53137534
Then you must realize .gov is the worlds largest sponsor of terror, and has been for 60 years.
>we are the evil empire

>>53137463
>choices =/= freedom
Fuck off

>>53137408
Looks like dogshit
I'M DILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTING
steady increase of debt AND dilution for the last 2 years. revenue growth miniscule compared to that.
they own hydro/solar/wind.

>>53137554
too many shares have been lended out for borrowing and the bear thesis was FTX related speculation.

>>53137385
Which cities? I had no major interruptions during any summer.

t. Texan

>>53137585
https://www.texasstandard.org/stories/report-texas-has-the-most-major-power-outages-of-any-state-in-the-u-s/

>Report: Texas has the most major power outages of any state in the U.S.

M2 has never had a downturn like this before.
what happens next?
tick tock.

>>53137353
Yeah, I personally prefer buybacks due to the tax impact. I'd rather just sell stocks myself if/when I want money or no longer want to continue holding them.
I don't think that a paper looking at the statistics really matters though. It's not like you're running a quant fund. Every company is unique, and capital returns is one aspect worth digging into before deciding to invest in something.

>>53137488
The term you're looking for is "CD"/"certificates of deposit" (if you want to lock up money) or, more common with brokeragefags like people ITT, "money market fund" (if you want to sell whenever). Generally brokerages each have their own in-house MMFs paying 4%+ right now - VMRXX, SPAXX, SWVXX, etc.

RYCEY IS BACK
>RYCEY IS BACK
RYCEY IS BACK
>RYCEY IS BACK
RYCEY IS BACK

>>53137584
NONONO FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THEYRE A FUCKING SCAMCO

>>53137633
How much of that is just the Pound strengthening though?

>>53137603
i would assume inflation goes down

>>53137419
>America is unironically one of the least free countries in the modern world.
What other countries continue to demand taxes on their citizens, even after they've moved away to live in another country?

>>53137599
>Texas Standard

NPR rag using dubious sources. I never had a power outage either.

>t. From the metroplex

Californians can suck my nuts

My bull thesis on SI is that I want to fuck the hedgie shorts. Squeeze. Short squeeze. gamma squeeze.

>>53137419
>America is unironically one of the least free countries in the modern world.
Shut the fuck up. Freedom of speech and the bill of rights is an american only thing

>>53137599
This doesn't say anything about the power being out for customers for "days at a time" like you claim.
The closest thing is that they're mentioning a coal power plant which is one of many parts, being out of commission for weeks. This isn't the same thing.
There was no news stories about people being without power for days.

https://youtu.be/tgbv1QIcdG8
Window jumpers.

>>53137675
cringe

how many of these "investing essentials" can you define? I know of 70-80%
https://www.investopedia.com/financial-term-dictionary-4769738

>>53137118
>paper tiger
You mean the US?

>>paper tiger
>You mean the US?

>>53137723
Yeah, I’m sure locked down China and Russia (getting their asses kicked by American trained and supplied Ukrainian regulars) are gonna overtake the US any day now.

THIS WAS A HORRIBLE FUCKING DAY FOR ME

>>53137723
>t. chinaman that can't even take an island

>>paper tiger
>You mean the US?
God I love dumb retards like him. It's thanks to these retards that I can make easy money in the market. For every win, there has to be a loser. Can't thank the heavens enough for providing them in droves for me.

>>53137648
source?

>reits rose more than the market
nani

Pivot fags smoking crack

The FED wont pivot because retail hasnt panicked.

The cycle does like this

You buy high. The big boys sell. The price collapses and the big boys buy everything up pennies on the dollar.

None of that has happened. Retail is literally putting its fingers in their ears and not selling and the fed is starting to get angry and actually talk markets down

Fed wont pivot till the cycle is complete and your job is gone and your portfolio sold at all time lows.

>>53137603
Apparent inflation tanks to 2% or lower and it becomes obvious that the Fed is over-tightening

>>53137574
>>53137683
>2022
>believing you have rights
The cope is undeniable. Midwits cannot handle the truth. The American experiment is dead, killed by the kikes.
Go try to do anything outlined in the bill of rights, without begging for permission, getting shot for interfering in a investigation, or labeled as a racist. I'll Wait.

>>53137838
>inflation tanks to 2% or lower
Never happening

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>>53137838
or intentionally killing unproductive speculation

>>53137828
twitter.com/alderlaneeggs

how do I invest in the yakuza

>>53137832
Retail is comically bearish Bobo. Bearishness is consensus, every talking head on cnbc and Bloomberg is bearish. Every one is predicting recession, my mom even knows about it. Every midwit youtube is predicting the big crash. Reddit is bearish. YouTube comments are bearish. Twitter is bearish. Every Bobo in this thread has predicted black Monday for the last 52 weeks straight and it has yet to be seen. We are currently down 18%, 13 months into Bobos big once in a lifetime 1929-esque crash.

Rycey bros,
How we feelin?

>>53137867
It’s good to see /Smg/ is made up of American patriots primarily. I’m not happy with the country right now, but we can kick anyone’s ass with impunity at this current juncture. I have no doubt.

>captch: JP0WTR

>>53137838
No such thing as over tightening, just the market over reacting.
>uncle bullard says to lick his massive balls

>>53137880
>a twitter account
feds only seized 93 million in FTX's deposits from Silvergate. its over for the bobo thesis.

>>53137889
>Retail is comically bearish Bobo. Bearishness is consensus, every talking head on cnbc and Bloomberg is bearish. Every one is predicting recession, my mom even knows about it. Every midwit youtube is predicting the big crash. Reddit is bearish. YouTube comments are bearish. Twitter is bearish
Curious how a capitulation event hasn't happening yet, then.

>>53137919
get a new image, queer. you post this every day

>>53137889

The dow is literally only 3k off all time highs. Nasdaq and S&p are not pricing in the shit storm that is probably gonna start with earnings

You have no idea how retardedly overvalued shit is without fedbux to rescue it

>>53137933
The dollar is the bobo thesis.

>>53137946
Naw i think in good dawg

Market stinky.
Recommend theta farm stocks

Boomer stock option premiums suck right now

>>53137658
(((they))) know how bad it is here, and how bad (((they))) want it to get. America is the hotel California, you may checkout any time you like. But you can never leave.
>we really are just one big open air ranch of tax cattle for (((them)))

>>53137956
>bringing macro into an isolated market incident
yes, silvergate is overshorted to GME levels on a thesis that isn't coming true and it has to stay down there because DXY

>>53137993
The rush to the dollar will cripple buttcoin for a half decade and SI will feel that pain. As will all equities traded in the synagogue.

>>53137972
why would you waste your time annoying others?

surely BBBY doesn't extend its bond exchange deadline for a 4th time tomorrow, right?

>>53137847
Either a euro or a jew or a chinaman
Anyway fuck off cuck

>10 years later still no use for shitcoins other than scamming morons
>only ever discussed in terms of the USD conversion rate (the real currency)
>CBDC coming soon for digital cash transactions making it even more worthless
lol

>>53138020
>others
Its just your bitch ass, its an outlier so it doesnt matter.

>>53138016
we're discussing a squeeze based on the bobo thesis related to FTX being a nothingburger and the high ass short interest you macrobrained mongoloid, no one is suggesting a long term boomer investment in this

>>53137242

Might be laying off worthless senior employees

>>53137226
LAYOFFS
ARE
BULLISH

>>53138065
Talk to me in a year, faggot.

I'm probably late, but the US won't be a paper tiger for another 20 years. China's best bet would be to just wait, but I assume Xi is worried about dying before it happens.

>>53137913
Quantifying a countries ability to destroy as a positive is ludicrous. This is why the founders never wanted America to have a standing army. They knew it would lead to us being hijacked by (((them))) to become the global Talmud enforcement squad.
We are the evil empire we feared the soviet union would become. Like it or not, we are not America and haven't been since this nigger sold us to the Medici.
>picrel, the face you make when you know you've irreparably destroyed America in the name of progress

>>53138092
>bobos are just bots now
bear market is over

>>53138094
We haven't been America since WW1 and WW2 cemented us as the bad guys.

>>53138088
I hate the new angle this decade is that inflation is because raises are going well for the average person. Trillions for banks and ukraine and bailouts and stimulus checks? Totally fine goy. But getting a good raise? Very bad goyim

some juice squeezed out but still frothy to the bulls side. Looks like we're gonna see a rotation into tech

>>53137933
wasnt silvergate facing litigation in relation to ftx with a court date already set? why was the stock popping today?

>>53137952
>>53137940
>It's coming
>U have no idea
Lmao

>>53138093
China's best bet was to wait. Xi shot his load too early

>>53138112
because all of that was a nothingburger and its been overshorted in excess of the total number of shares

>>53137519
You do know that it was Iranian money that we had seized, right? We didn't actually pay them our money.

>>53138088

>Quater after 5

Honestly, bosses shouldn't be saying shit like that. If they want someone there at 5:15, clearly state that and leave no room for confusion.

Most jobs do not require employees to be good at math or even smart. They require hard workers etc.

>>53138105
thats why inflation is bullish for the young

Barry Silbert and the WInklevoss dipshits are somehow even more retarded than Cathie Wood is.
Crypto is like the galactic nexus for greedy midwit idiots.
>>53137993
SIlvergate is being shorted because literally their entire loan book is frauds, scams, and sanction violations.

BILI is not real anime! It is fake anime FAKE! Do not be deceived by another Chinese knock off.

>>53138152
>thats why inflation is bullish for the young
Not if real wage growth isn't positive

>>53138065
I really dont think ~40% short is enough for a squeeze. GME was what, 80-90% short?
IMO the FTX thing is much bigger than we are being told. (((they))) will try to make it seem like a nothing burger, because (((they))) were in charge. The only reason the house of cards fell is because SBF was sloppy and lost (((their))) money. Like LTCM-X, we will likely never know how deep this blackhole goes.

>>53138171
real wage growth is positive currently
though quality of jobs is drastically down

>>53138122
They really panicked about Trump. I think it's as simple as they whoops released a virus which was already carefully selected and then I think the CIA talked to the FBI and they both looked the other way. This relate to markets so we can do this. Be ready for China to willingly fuck up the world. If they intentionally released that virus, then they've proven that they're the crazy motherfucker that will do whatever the fuck they want. They only act weak.

I just wanna know when to short oil and when to buy SOXL

Cramer announced he was bullish on Oil wheat and natty gas AAAAAAAAAAA

>>53138178
i blame kevin o'leary

>>53138178
"sloppy"
They literally had a chat channel called WIRE FRAUD. They knew what they were doing. What I dont understand is why he thought he'd get away from it. Didnt even try to flee to russia or anything. He could have paid them like 20 million and he would be safe until they wanted a high value prisoner swap

>>53138097
A good ponzi should be able to hide their actions for about a half a year after exposure. With the jews and the intelligence agencily trannies my bet is they can cup and ball their scam for about a year. Good luck!

>>53138182
You should already be buying a bit of SOXL regularly

>>53138161
>FUDing his own investments

>>53138196
Kevin murdered two people with his boat and let his wife take the fall

>>53138178
Sbf may just be the fall guy

>>53138124
That is not true.
Less than half of shares are sold short.

>>53138215
Schwab won’t lend me any more shares
So
There must not be any more shares to borrow?

>>53138171
It is positive. The labor shortage, mixed with companies realizing again that outsourcing tech bites you in the ass, meant pay was actually going up. Hence the new memory hole that "pay raises cause inflation! No not ours, only yours!"

>>53138227
>The labor shortage, mixed with companies realizing again that outsourcing tech bites you in the ass, meant pay was actually going up.
I am talking about the trend since the 70s, not the most recent trends. Wage-price memes are why the Fed might ACTUALLY not listen to PIVOTOOORS this time.

>>53138182
Everyone knows that shit came from a lab. It literally showed up right next to a coronavirus disease research facility doing gain of function

>>53138200
He knew he'd get away with it because he is one of (((them))). He didnt flee because he has no reason too, he has been promised safe passage so to speak. He will get out just fine and he knows it. Hell, the fucker isnt even in jail anymore.
He is without doubt a patsy, its blatantly obvious. If he had actual damaging information he would have been epstine'd already like all the other crypto bros that mysteriously died in the past 6 months.

>>53136627
Retarded fucking janiggers ruin everything

>>53138248
Only females with peni still have yet to figure that out.

>>53137072
>>>53136696
>>>bonds market is calling bullshit on jerome raising rates and not cutting
>what makes you say that?

anyone got an answer on this?

Kek, I dunno what's funnier; the lawyer who files the lawsuit knowing it's a sham or the people who actually think after all this time they'll get anything for the trouble of filing it. Story - Back in 1968 Paramount released a film Romeo and Juliet. Leads in the film were underage. The director made them do nude scenes. These made it into the final cut. Keep in mind this was in 1968. Fast forward to now; Leads are old fucks. They file lawsuit. Claims it "hurt them". In case anyone forgets; this happened in 1968. (I torrented a copy of the film; yeah they'll pull it outta print or rework it be my guess over the backlash maybe)

>>53138260

its not. Hence the yield curve inversion... 2y is feds rate at 4.37 30 year is at 3.81. If it was "calling bullshit" the 2 year would have come down by now. It believes Jerome. Back end of the curve knows recession is coming so it prices down. Historically recessions = rate cuts, but when it doesn't happen (like now) you get curve inversions.

>>53138260
Just look at bond etfs. They rose because everyone thought he was bluffing. Then they fell because oh shit he actually did it.

Now they are raising again. The unlimited optimism of bulls like actually convince me the market efficiency principal is wrong

>>53137447
>as in trading, i find the regrets you get from not doing things or failing to take action are worse than the ones you get from committing and having a boring/bad time

no they're not. a lot of the time the best play is to do nothing

>>53138224
You probably just hit some margin or barrowing limit. There are still millions of shares available.
I don't think Schwab owns many or any shares of FTX, that may have something to do with limits on loaning shares for short sales.
The two largest institutional owners are Vanguard and Blackrock.

>>53138285
The best play of 2022 was to just not spend money and hold cash. Lol, lmao even. Bulls are fucking tarded.

>>53138280
>market efficiency principal is wrong
its completely wrong. if the market was efficient, there would never be any opportunities to make money because nothing would be over/under valued, ever

>>53138224
brokers have been preventing people from making retarded plays on meme stocks for a while. it's in their financial interests to not let their users go broke on shit plays

>>53137580
Dividend looks decent tho.

>>53138224
To lend you shares your broker has to buy them. Some brokers don't want too much shit stocks on their plate.

spyders looking like it'll turn into the BTC pattern. eternal consolidation.

>>53138279
That anon refers to bond futures contracts, no the current yield curve

>>53138287
*SI
Not FTX.
Both are equally shitty scamco's.

>>53138309

>>53138332
Yep, not him but the best way to get a feel for future bond speculation are the indexes

>futures

>>53138280
>>53138299

The initial bond crash was 100% “efficient”, as in pricing in 500 bps of hikes in one year, as well as a jump in inflation expectations out of nowhere.

The recent rise in bonds has nothing to do with the initial crash. Rates are done. Forget about hen, they’re a 2022 story. Bonds are moving to growth expectations. Even the inflation story will be over soon. Bonds DO rise during recessions, they simply had to find a fair yield for the current level of inflation

>>53138339
SI is a beneficiary to scams, so it probably is equally stupid

>>53137308
that's some high quality trolling

fuck you gookmoot let me shitpost

>>53138403
dsfaqsfd

>futures

How many shares of phizer or bayer do I need to get "the call" and be taken to the briefing room and learn about the zombie virus blacksite projects?

>>53138365
Lmao holy shit

Is this the bargaining phase ?

The market is about to get its shit M pushed in and powell isnt going to help until inflation is 2% and even with the most optimistic expectations thsts not happening to late 2024

All I want out of this economy is to impregnate multiple zoomer girls. JUST five or six.. that's ALL I demand. Why the FUCK is this man working so hard to thwart me?!

>>53138454
Nigger, we know you gay

>futures

aaaah website is down aaah
>futures

My last post before they close down 4chan:

buy aqb

>>53138513
Those aren't even salmon

>>53138517
they are real just trust me bro

>>53138513
No.

I wonder what this board will look like when we finally get a -15% day

I need an edit of jerome powell fighting a balrog with inflation in flames behind it (descending into a pool labeled 20% rate hike)

Alright, came across some extra money and I want to have some fun with it. So I want you guys to decide what I do: Calls or Puts on the SPY

was the chinz down for anyone else or just me

>>53138535
I wil be financially secure

So its just Algos scalping each other based on the institutions bullish/bearish positions?

>>53138567
Just you

>>53138556
Why not both? Buy puts and sell calls (uncovered).

>>53138094
If you want to be an empire you’ve got to have an imperial army. Don’t be so naive as to believe the US would remain sovereign were it not for our overwhelmingly powerful military.

Lol ES1! is literally a bear flag on the daily

>futures

Im gonna be so rich

>>53138567
It was temporary maintenance to get rid of all the remaining faggot doomposting bears

>>53138535
Never gonna happen. Everyone is hedged for a crash and expects a recession so the market will squeeze higher.

>>53138670
They failed

>>53138567
SEC was capping posts which were financial advice.

>>53138645
Honestly I'm not comfortable with selling uncovered calls. Whenever I sell calls I make sure I have the shares to cover. Granted most calls I sold were for stuff like GME and AMC when people thought it was going to $100+ so I made a decent profit selling to those guys.

>>53138685
>oy vey goyim, you can only invest in what we tell you

Amazon is laying even more people off.

>>53138691
Then sell call spreads. I generally trade strangles so I can adjust them as needed but as long as you're selling out of the money options, and collecting a net credit, you have better odds than most.

>>53138720
Probably time to get some long delta via ratio spread or skewed strangle. AMZN has been getting wrecked recently

>>53138535
I'm bearish but it's probably not happening

>>53138720
Bullish.

>>53136929
I firmly believe dividends are better than buybacks because management always buys back shares at the most retarded times when their stock is already overpriced and they never buy it back during times of crisis when the price is attractive

>>53138720
How much is "more"? They have a fucking huge amount of employees.

>>53138841
I think it was 17K

>>53138869
Literally nothing.

>>53138720
He sees that twitter stills runs on a quarter of workforce. As always, Bezos following in the footsteps of Musk.

>futures

>>53139010
Based

>>53139035
>>53139035
>>53139035

>>53137208
a lot. this weather sucks. This wind sucks.

As a non burger - Are there any impacts from the shitshow with McCarthy and the house ATM? Possible drag on the market?

>>53138094
It is sad when you realize the lies you were taught as a child. I used to think the US Government had the best and brightest people who loved America and were looking out for us. It is a strange disconnect to realize that those running things hate America and hate everything we were supposed to be.