/biz/ - Business & Finance

Free money edition. Buy this UNH call and flip it later this week for $7700. You're welcome

>>53135162
Enjoy poverty

I got 63k in cash. I dunno what to buy. I have so much shit on my watch list. Its all so tiresome. I clawed my way back to breaking even after I lost 30k on a retard play not knowing when to cut the cord.

what equities can i invest in to maximize my tomboy exposure

>BOIL

>>53135180
That is quite a suspicious plunge today.

Any ESG chads here?

Last chance to buy blackberry before we double in 2023

>>53135187
Best I can shill is $KPOP.

>>53135192
Yeah, nice one in CI too but it is not mine to question, only slurp

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53135162
booba

>JNUG
I'm claimjumping this ticker from /pmg/. It's ours now, boys!

My NFLX puts got heemed so hard . Fml

FUCKKKKK I SOLD MY PUTS TOO EARLY

treasury direct couldn't verify my identity and I have to mail something in now REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME AN I BOND YELLEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Any new lewd anime to fap to while my gf is at work?

>MSOS
>MSOX
>TLRY
>GTBIF

>>53135228
>JNUG
christ it really is 2008 v2.0

>>53135243
That means an illegal stole it. Sorry you had to find out this way, anon, but you'd better check your credit report and IRS account while you're at it.

We're trending upwards YANGbros

>>53135244
DeadMan Wonderland

>>53135185
Treasury bills/notes/bonds as you please and hold until the market capitulates. Then buy investment grade corporate debt at a big discount and ride the crab.

>>53135237
Bro why did I sell so early, I could've made so much. How did you lose out on the NFLX puts? It dumped too

>>53135259
>pic
Didn't Tienanmen actually kick off because the government was forcing some black dudes into Chinese colleges? Longing Chinese racism seems like a good bet.

nasdaq / tech / soxl correction starting to be complete soon

spy and dow need to correct a bit moaaar
then ready to ath levels. also tmf ec. bond products starting to bottom

dollar will get better again against euro going back to 1.00 levels that is obvious. japanese yen however is strong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6C4RwENaWE
450k viewers kek

I have a confession to make but I'm afraid everyone will think its a larp.

>>53135278
spill the beans

>>53135271
Lost 3%

>>53135289
Edit : im up 2%

PSA: Palantir is basically the Webistics 2.0.

>>53135289
It's still dumping, dont worry. Cuties 2 will cause it to dump more

It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooooown

>>53135208
They're reverse splitting?

>>53135278
Let's hear it, faggot

>>53135278
Elaborate

>stock market is volatile
>/smg/
>"damn this market blows, bear market recessions with rising interests rates really suck, I miss comfy bear run days"
>/gme/
>"THE HEDGE FUNDS ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO RUIN OUR LIVES!!!"
whats with schizo cults thinking they are the center of the world

Price action crazier than the latina I put my dick in last year

Is anyone following mannarino anymore? He used to be posted a lot here

>>53135299
You'll be up more, I shouldn't have sold my puts. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK. Go on without me bro

Has anyone here been rekt on an ETF that got kill while they were holding?
Also is the ivol anon around?
Gonna keep reposting his chart until he shows up

>>53135278
you bought SOXL at 60+ and bag held until now?and sold without getting the tax write offs?

What's happening Beverage Bros?
Why are drinks down today?

...New Years resolutions to be healthy or something?

>>53135320
People got emotional needs, especially when they lose lots of money. Victimization and feeling important are a couple of those. Also having an explanation, a "story" that makes sense.

So then who's easier to blame - those giant evil hedge funds out to get your specifically or your own shitty judgement?

well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

>>53135330
>Has anyone here been rekt on an ETF that got kill while they were holding?
I think there might've been one or two of us that bought Russian ETFs like RUSL early last year.

URANIUM

>>53135351
I ask them for literally any proof that there are evil hedgies conspirating against them, since most of /gme/ is just held by small cap and extended market index funds, and they just screech louder and fling more shit

>>53135330
My biggest fear is being BTFOd by some of the 2x SP500 and NASDAQ-100 ETF I hold. Not by them closing down due to financial issues, but them closing down because YOU JUST KNOW the faggots making "decisions" will make it so retail investor won't be able to buy them anymore and will have to sell them or some shit, because my leverage is le bad

>>53135369
MY PHYSICAL URANIUM IS DECAYING AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53135351
>So then who's easier to blame - those giant evil hedge funds out to get your specifically or your own shitty judgement?
Anon.. why'd you have to put it like that?

FLORIDA WILL TELL YOU WHATS ON THE AGENDA! AND THIS IS BULLISH FOR BANK STOCKS
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpMPlT2CToE

>>53135287
>>53135310
>>53135313
>>53135331

So I work at a BDC. To make a complicated thing simple to understand, we give out loans to small businesses and supervise them.
My job is to determine who to give a loan to. Its way more complicated than what I said but that's not important. Typically we have a guideline on who to approve and reject. These are 10-50 million dollar loans, not small shit like a regular bank.

I have been ignoring that guideline.
I meet the owners of the company and I visit their site of operations.
If they are white, Asian (not Indian), and in selective cases Middle Eastern, I typically approve them. I also make sure that their company isn't full of diversity hires or visa workers, otherwise I reject them as well.
If the company is run by blacks, Jews, or Indians I reject them flat out. To reiterate I also reject them if they hire a good chunk of those as well.

My returns this year have been ridiculously good. Some of the best ones are from companies that nobody would have approved, like a motorcycle dealer for exotic bikes. I am destroying my collogues and I am getting attention from people way higher up than me.
I'm scared that I'm going to get found out. The CEO of my company is Jewish and I'm afraid someone is going to call him and complain.

I know this sounds like a larp, but where the fuck am I going to talk about this shit.
Not to be a bitch, but its also been a huge blackpill for me about how much people are taken advantage of by parasites and how far we could have gone without them.
Thanks for listening to my Ted-Talk.

ETFs are stocks for zoomers. Put your money in some good ol fashioned mutual funds for pete sakes.

>>53135330
I bought the "dip" on some oil ETF that got obliterated then delisted in 2020. Learned my lesson after that

>>53135372
Well let's be fair, it's not like they've got wiretaps on Bloomberg terminals. So even if a couple hedge funds *were* conspiring, the evidence wouldn't be available to your average /gme/ schizo.

>>53135387
Eat the pain. Face your mistakes. Melt your soul in the crucible of the market. Only then may you begin to succeed.

>>53135378
What's the half-life of a uranium stock?

>>53135420
2

>>53135400
dave ramsey pls go

>>53135244
Lol she had a nice amount of chub about a year ago, shes just fat now. Her boobs havent even grown much so I assume that if it wasnt for the implants shed be nearly flat chested.

Tickers betting on the rise of single women in their 40s? Im sure a lot of them desire to be like her and will inevitably fail omly to end up in their 40s without husband. Any wine stocks? Pet stocks?

>>53135374
>in before they use the grossman stiglitz paradox to justify btfo-ing retail investors because they are literally so stupid (gme, bbby, amc) that restricting them to index etfs and mutual funds would improve the efficiency of the market

Only the dead can know peace from this crabbing.

>>53135397
I'm afraid I had to report this, anon.

Oh look, they're already calling me back. It's for you.

>>53135243
Hate how they make you stick the other 5k via taxes. Reeeeee let me just stick 15k via the website. Whose getting this kickback from having me toss an extra 5k into taxes so i can stick it in i bonds? Seems like a better bet than stocks atm

>>53135444

>>53135397
Sounds like you’re doing good business. Trust your instincts

>>53135397
lol cool story bro
confirmation bias of racism makes it believable too
you should work on some bullshit explanation for when the higher ups start trying to find out the "secret"
if it's true that is
godspeed

What an eventful day.

>>53135330
I had 5k in RSX. After being halted all last year, they're finally starting to liquidate. Looks like I'll be getting 10 cents on the dollar.
Worst part is that it'll surely be a long-term loss by the time it's all closed out.

Fucking HYG and JNK. This is set up for a +3% SPY day

I made $50k this month and I want to invest it so when housing crashes this year I'm in a better position to put down a down payment. What should I do?

>>53135362
That happened to me lel, I only scooped $200 though. it liquidated and i think i got a 100$ back. I'm still holding 200 ogzpy and 200 sbrcy

>>53135479
If you think housing will crash then short home builders and real estate stocks.

>>53135397
you are based anon and I like you. I had a theory a while back of one way non-white led businesses could actually outperform. It boiled down to so few non-whites relative to their overall population actually go through the gamut to start a business that you might actually be getting the cream of the crop. Like if the top 5% of blacks or women could in the aggregate outperform the average of the top 30% of white men but that top 5% are the ones who mostly start businesses then maybe that's a good bet. I'm probably not explaining well but you get the picture
I now see now my theory doesn't hold water though

Bros, why did nasdaq shit at the end?

>>53135486
yeah but if it don't then I need the money I just lost in a short homie

Another day another fakeout pump. lol

>>53135397
i got a few business analysis reports for you to look at regarding future my application.oh and would a degree in business entrepreneurship carry weight?

+3,5%
Just 6 more days like today and I'll recoup my losses

>>53135397
You are generating returns above all else. The jew, above all else, loves money. Just make up some shit about being able to spot a profitable buisness where no else can like diamonds in the rough if questioned.

>>53135500
the vote for house speaker is happening right now and noone is winning. we are in a deadlock.

>>53135479
buy some HIBS, don't go all in on it and don't hold it more than a month though.

>>53135397
I believe it.

Now what are the chances of approving a 1 man army game dev business for the small, small loan of 10 million? If I fail, the company is set up in such a way that you wouldnt take my ip from me. Nothing from the office either as it's all borrowed from the sole employee...me kek.

>>53135469
There are two genders: Female and "Wondering how you would take on a gigantopithecus"

>>53135479
short term treasuries probably, if you can't afford to lose anything
the actual bonds though not an ETF

What’s a good gold or silver stock?

ABSOLUTE SCHIZO MARKET.

>>53135328
Well im down 10% on it . You made the right decision i guess

>>53135533
JNUG

>>53135528
hopefully only by surprise and with the high ground and something very heavy. Otherwise i don't think you possibly could without a gun, but that doesn't really count.

>>53135533
There are none. everything is cyclical pump n dump when investors get infected.

wheres ding anon? what restaurant we going to?

>>53135479
Short term is money market fund. Everything else is CDs

The stock market and bond market don’t think the Fed is going to keep rates high through 2023.
The fuck do they think is going to happen that would cause the Fed to lower rates and stop selling of its balance shee?

Where's my thousand bucks YANG!

>>53135564
yay

This shit is laughable. Why are AMZN baggies so adamant in keeping share price above $80? Just let the fucking thing dump down already kek.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>53135578
up 1% on my VIXM shares. Literary getting btfo by daily inflation. I'm ngmi

no links edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain


>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>53135569
>The stock market and bond market don’t think the Fed is going to keep rates high through 2023.
Really makes you think.

I have a feeling I have to buy $5k worth of UPRO calls tomorrow?

>>53135578
+50 dollars

>>53135446
>>53135459
>>53135467
>>53135492
>>53135520
Thanks anons. I'll try think of something if it comes up, like "I just trust me gut in some of these cases". I appreciate the feedback.

>>53135510
Anon I have no idea what you are trying to say. Are you asking me if a BDC company would hire you with that degree? Typically with a masters you could find a job. Its just a boring job though, nothing special.

>>53135529
I'm sorry anon, 1 man army games are not our specialty.

>>53135572
feel bad for ya'll YANG mfers. I was one too, i just gave up on it though, that shit is done for, i think it might legit go under a dollar.

>>53135594
What do you mean?

>>53135578
+$1.27
A win's a win, right?

DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

SHORTS REKT

>>53135569
a darkish swan, recession or other serious financial event
something like the EU pensions shitting their pants a few months ago which triggered the ECB to save them
that happened right, i didn't hallucinate it just now?

>>53135397
>I also make sure that their company isn't full of diversity hires or visa workers, otherwise I reject them as well.
they give you the racial backgrounds of their employees? how do you get that data? thats illegal as fuck lmao

theoretically you could look at the list of names of all their employees, but i doubt they would give you that

>>53135578
+6.87%

I am so retarded, I sold my puts and calls today all too early. Made like 10% from each of them when I could've easily made more than 60% each time if I just held a little longer. wtf

>>53135594
Revenge hikes when? The markets have gotten too cocky and geromy needs to give them cock.

>>53135603
Kek, figured I was just curious on how a studio of only one employee with a few bits of contracted work would work. You think this is a viable if I were to attempt to get a loan around $200k?

>>53135578
+.35%. Eh, I'll take it.

Silvergate Capital, SI, is a crypto bank thats going bankrupt and they had a +27% day

lol fuckin retail

My 380 0DTE calls survived today. Through all that turbulence, didn’t sell. In celebration, I’ll let my broker exercise that for tomorrows gap up

>>53135635
Puts and calls on what short and long what?

What the fuck happened to microsoft today??

>>53135624
I visit the location of the company in person and all their places of operations (within reason). These are typically smallish companies and you need to do it regardless if you want to be careful. I meet with managers as well. I have that "early life" sense, if you get my drift.

>>53135397
You're doing God's work anon.

Also, if you get questioned, just act like a fuckin boomer.

"I go with my gut."

If the owner or CEO really takes notice and gets you liquored up to get you to spill the beans, you know, wines and dines you, then be a little lewd and say "its like trusting my dick. If you've had a few and gone home with the wrong gal, and your dick isnt getting hard, just trust your dick!"

Literally just go full boomer on his ass and act like you just have a horseshoe up yours. It will work. They aren't going to tell you to stop making them money.

THEY WILL HOWEVER check to see if you can lie well enough about how you conduct business, and they may want you to lie in writing. Just stick to trusting your gut anon.

>>53135665
downgraded by a firm

>>53135635
always tomorrow fren

>>53135479
all in SPY 0 puts Feb

>>53135636
The market knows better than jeromy. Millions of investors competing, ”priced in” and so on and so on

>>53135578
−6.99%

I think I'm just going to buy ESG funds because the government seems deadset on pumping inflationbuxxx into those companies until the entire country is dead and gay.

>>53135578
enough for a mcdonalds feast, however i will be eating leftovers to save money

>>53135578
Not gonna lie, I didn't check my portfolio a single time today.

>>53135684
Will you look what the funds holdings are?

>>53135404
What was it called? Who ran it?
That's fucking sketchy if it was for oil

they fought the fed last year
theyll fight the fed this year too
and in the end all theyll do
is line the pockets of a fat old jew

>>53135658
Not to mention, they have unknown millions/billions locked in the black hole of FTX. Literally 0 reason for this pump other than "risk on" retail niggers.
Same could be said for CVNA, Carvana, which is a near bankrupt used car seller thats seeing inventory values drop ~10% a month, with massive increases in cost on debt. Yet, despite all this, is up 8%.
>the older I get
>the more I realize
>we really are the bad guys
Ye please rise up and save us from this kike trickery

>>53135578
>XLB: 1.73%
>XLC: 1.91%
>XLE: -0.26%
>XLF: 1.63%
>XLI: 0.89%
>XLK: 0.26%
>XLP: 0.4%
>XLRE: 2.25%
>XLU: 0.95%
>XLV: 0.26%
>XLY: 1.43%

>Me: 0.74%

I bought YANG for the first time today at close. China never holds onto its gains. The shit country oscillates between
>"China stocks up because government will ease up on crackdowns and COVID restrictions"
>"China stocks down because of government restrictions and delisting fears"

REED is my favorite shitcoin (pennystock). I should get back into swing trading that.

>>53135674
Say things like "I don't think it through. I just get a feeling. Kind of like, you know how some people are really good at fashion? Usually women? It's kind of like that. When I know, I know."

Never ever spill the beans. And make sure they know you will never spill the beans because if you do theyll get sued by all of the jews at once and you will literally become a national news story.

>>53135635
Taking profits is always good

>>53135720
No, I'll just look at what's performing well and is as gay and toxic to society as possible.

>nintendo will be dead by 1992
should I short them?

>>53135665
I'm just surprised healthcare/insurers continued to eat shit from yesterday while energy stemmed its bleeding.

>>53135750
So basically long left wing green politics

>>53135754
simple times when you couldn't imagine a video game in anything smaller than a gun safe

>>53135754
Got any more gold stuff like this?

>>53135749
There was an anon who liquidated his portfolio for a ytd profit of 1.4% or 14 dollars

>>53135754
throwback to Melvin Capital being short 1% the entirety of Nintendo's float like the true degenerate he was

>>53135770
Wish I was around for it honestly, this clown world is too much

>>53135773
This one is a classic

>>53135732
That's my thinking as well. Bought a small bag today.

>>53135763
WTI futures dumped another 5% today.

>>53135663
Spy on peaks and dips, I got all of them right. I even papertraded the initial dump and the pump up. Then I was like, I'm not staying on the sidelines anymore and I traded but sold every time when they were around 15% up.
>>53135677
I will 100% lose money tomorrow.

>>53135803
Yeah but I mean energy stocks. Some of that WTI plunge might've been countered by nat gas's rally or capital discipline news, dunno.

>>53135792
WSB of hedge funds

>>53135796
yeah seen that one plenty of times before, never that first one though. To be fair to the posters the PC Engine was a very popular choice in a lot of asia. a lot of super classic asian game series started or appeared on it

>>53135814
It's all just noise anyway. SPR releases haven't even stopped yet. China is doing some fake posturing. Who knows what's up with Russia.

>>53135820
>a piece of right wing garbage
I see Redditors were still alive and well back in the 80s with shit takes

>>53135658
I bought puts on this shit the other day
So fucking fake and gay

>>53135773
https://usenetarchives.com/threads.php?id=rec.games.video&y=0&r=0&p=1

How does ones know what exp date and strike to.sleect when buying a put

OTLY stock is booming

>>53135851
you just pick the one that fits your horoscope best

>>53135828
>SPR releases haven't even stopped yet.
They didn't wrap up last month?

>>53135851
it's all gambling fren

>>53135860
Nope. This is the last week, meaning next week's inventories will be the last week to include SPR in the numbers.

>>53135851
You don't, you just give it your best guess

>>53135858
>65% in the last 5 days
the fuck is the story here?

>>53135658
daaaaaaamn

>>53135882
o a t s
myfriend
o a t s

>>53135851
Well why are you buying it? You expect bad news or a shit earnings report within X amount of time? Then buy it at the soonest expiration date after X.

Then, how much do you expect it to impact the price? I personally ballpark a strike halfway between the current price and that target.

If you're just trying to do a leveraged short, determine how much leverage you want, find a liquid date and strike reasonably far out, and lookup deltas to determine the leverage ratio.

I shilled SCI. And you all laughed at me. Lol.

>>53135870
I always fuck up

>>53135882
>>53135893
There are some evil, unethical investments in this world. But while I'll stomach tobacco, defense contract, and casino companies, there's no way in HELL I'll support fake milk.

>>53135882
They're a billion dollar oat milk business. You can imagine the rest.

>>53135730
>>53135841
i think it was massive short covering before the FOMC minutes. saw alot of shitstocks catch a bid today from oversold levels. i opened up some puts on SI today slated to expire May 19 and i'm short-selling HELE into earnings tomorrow morning

i'm more confident about SI, but HELE is bullshitting their earnings by using non-GAAP accounting. they're real GAAP EPS is like 1/3 of what they report... hopefully i dont get retard squeezed on HELE... they sell a bunch of mediocre bullshit that no one really needs like hair curlers, braun shavers, and coffee pots and shit

"THE FOMC MINUTES CONTAIN ALMOST NO DISCUSSION OF HOW MUCH OFFICIALS INTEND TO RAISE INTEREST RATES AT THEIR FEBRUARY MEETING - WSJ TIMIRAOS"

Those fuckers are going to cut rates are they?

>>53135903
And? It's being torn apart by crabs. Dead money. Rotting in your portfolio. I can smell the decay from here.

>>53135918
But it’s not milk? Milk is produced by mammals to feed their babies. It’s an oat drink

>>53135893
I was almost sold until I found out that they're based in Sweden.

>>53135918
I love my cigars
But I unironically like oat milk
call it oat water if you wish, I don't care. Tastes good and the stock is booming.

>>53135934
Every dollar OTLY makes is a symbol of them making the world that tiny bit worse.

>>53135921
The stock was down 95% from the peak not that long ago. Looks like their going out of business

>>53135932
>Those fuckers are going to cut rates are they?
That'd be fun.

>>53135934
yeah but check their website. the kids love it

>Female broker, I don't think I can bike to work anymore. I know it saves me gas money, but it's still January.

>>53135953
*there

>>53135931
Idiot. Moron. He doesn't have patience. He thinks that Value won't catch a bid.

I would rather park my money into value stocks and wait for them to catch a bid, similar to post - GFC. The half life of this recession will be much larger.

SCI. He doesn't know about SCI.

The boomer value company.

He's a growth investor.

Growth investing is code for Epstein Island Fanatic

>>53135951
They aren’t getting a single dollar from me.

>he's back here shilling his value trap stocks and funeral homes
hahahaha holy fuck

https://youtu.be/gZKrQwNAhEU

Legit how some of you dumb options tards are

Just sell calls, stupid.

>>53135851
>How does ones know what exp date and strike to.sleect when buying a put

optionstrat.com has an optimizer you can use to get you in the ballpark. play around with it. then you need to open up the options chain in your broker and check to see if there is open interest / volume at various strike prices and it will give you the prices of all the different strike prices. pick something thats within your price range - if they're too expensive, dont trade those options - you'll have to find a different ticker to trade and just move on

>>53135970
It's blood money, but worse. Squeezed oat money.

>>53135963
They’re

>>53135962
indyfab frame and campy parts plus tiddies yes please

>>53135974
Funeral homes are a great investment, anon.

>>53135932
You wish

>>53135967
I'm sorry, Rajesh, it's a fine stock. I just couldn't resist the corpse puns.

>>53135977
I'll check it out thx anon.
If not I'll just keep stacking SCHD and Vanguard ETF/Index

>>53135858
>>53135882
the cost of oats is going down so their input costs are cheaper. check oats futures if you want to trade OTLY

>>53135932
>TIMIRAOS
Uh, guys...

>>53135984
>indyfab
>>53135984
>campy
speak english

>>53135882
SHITCO DOING SHITCO THINGS

ASMB stock ladies!

>>53135927
I am still confident in my SI shorts. Took advantage of the pump to roll over my 1/20 contract to a 1/27 contract.
TBQH I have never heard of Helen of troy, outside of the historical context. I wish you luck with your shorts, may all these zombie shitco's get the axe.

JXN stock bhenchodes!

>>53136032
SI option don't really have IV that is too high. whats the deal with that. would expect vol to be priced higher on SI, as its a mega shitco

what are the chances of oil crashing below 70$?

>>53136019
the bike behind her is a frame from "independent fabrications" http://www.ifbikes.com/ the part that makes the bike move and pedals are attached to are "campagnolo" https://www.campagnolo.com/US/en the wheels also campagnolo. if you're into cycling or are capable of exercise indy and campy are the slang for those products. that's a 4k bike easy

>>53135734
I bought some of that near their IPO, and watched it hit $8. Five figures of gains, which was absolutely phenomenal for a fresh out of college grad who was at the beginning of his career. Then it dropped, but it was no problem because
>buy and hold companies with a good product
and of course like coke or apple they'd just keep growing and growing the longer I held, this was just an early bump in the road.
It went back up to $4.
Then down again.
I think I sold at $1.10.

>>53135980
þei ar

>>53136049
IV for May was even lower so i went out to May and bought a lower strike price

>>53136068
Depends. What did
>API build: 3.298M
just do to the price?

>>53136073
so you waste a ton of money on a overpriced bike just so you can get hit cause some grandma doesn't see you when she makes a turn, got it.

>>53135180

>>53136073
*capable of the world's worst isolation exercise
ftfy

>>53136032
>Took advantage of the pump to roll over my 1/20 contract to a 1/27 contract.
that might be too short-term. they're not gona go bankrupt overnight, thats why I went out 4.5 months to May. i picked up some 12.5 puts which traded for ~2.15 today

>>53136016
This is because they intend to release the cbdc directly to the public once they have crashed the market.

Once things are crashed and no one has money or a retirement anymore, they will clamor for the cbdc, when they really should be hanging the bankers in the streets and torturing them in public like in the medieval days.

>>53136102
>2023
>SJIM still not listed

Should I buy corz?

>>53136049
SI had an IV spike in august before the downturn. Seems the price action has been steadily down since then.

>>53136073

>>53136108
>>53136096
goddamn right brother this is america it's cars or nothing, and if i cant drive somewhere to exercise i simply won't exercise.

<PEOPLE IN CHINA ARE DROPPING DEAD

>>53136162
ironic that you posted an image about salt mining redditors and I mined salt from you, a bicycling redditor.

>>53136172

FUCK SILVERGATE
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??????

Is it an opportunity to double my short?

>>53136176

>>53136172
So bullish for my YANG then

>>53136162
You misunderstood me, cycling isn't exercise, it's transportation. I'm not saying not to do it, I'm just saying it's a crappy leg workout that you could accomplish with 4 minutes of squats.

Bros... my lights are flickering
I believe something is happening

>>53136192
Cycling is an endurance sport

>>53136107
I had the same thought, but was already in a close short position. Don't want to get raped by theta decay if this shit just sits at 17-20 till sam gets deposed. Might offload this contract on the next dump and pickup something much further DTE. I firmly believe SI is going to 0, and that FTX is this generations LTCMX (note, LTCM got the bailout, LTCMX was the darkpool where a bottom was never found)

>>53136198
bros
im getting bomb cycloned

>>53136198
Sounds like a great GNRC buy signal.

>>53136238
>GNRC
>Headquarters: Wisconsin
Lol not a fucking chance

>>53136245
Fuck's your problem with Wisconsin?

>>53136248
Wisconsinites are some of the worst Americans of all time. They're at the same tier as basketball Americans. I would trust none of those groups to run a company

>>53136206
The purpose of exercise is to fatigue a muscle or group of muscles, endurance is the opposite of exercise.
It's a grammar nazi thing, I don't care if he loves to ride a bike, that's great, I just don't like when people call it exercise.

>>53136256
They're notorious drunks, sure, but let's not be ridiculous.

>>53136261
It’s cardiovascular exercise. You can exercise other things than your muscles

>>53136186
IS NO ONE SEEING THIS??

>>53136219
2021 is a very unfair time to make this comparison. Same with 1989 actually. Capturing the top of two massive bubbles.

Exxon and tobacco stays winning though.

is there a bottom for reddit stocks
i'm partial to spotify

>>53136271
No, they all have that Fake-Nice personality... They're overly friendly, well past the point of politeness, but it's 100% insincere, especially if you're not from Wisconsin. They think they're just being nice, but it's so fucking easy to see through. Just call me a piece of shit if that's how you feel. It's a terrible way to conduct business.

CPI report tomorrow

You think mumu is defeated????????

Repeat after me

INFLATION PEAKED

INFLATION COMING IN LOWER THAN EXPECTATIONS

SOFT LANDING

>>53136186
>>53136285
>Judge Ordered Seizure of Money From FTX Digital Markets Accounts at Silvergate, Court Filing Says -- WSJ

>Silvergate Accounts Held About $93 Million, December Court Filing Says -- WSJ

>Kornheiser poster in the house

>>53135725
Was called UWT. 3x leveraged oil long and I bought after the huge dump thinking I was gonna make it on just that one buy. They delisted it instead and oil promptly went to the moon in 2020 , 2021, and some of 2022. I was that close anon

>>53136285
we're literally talking about Silvergate in the thread moron. did you even read the thread??

>>53136256
This man is right.
WI/MI/IL are all horrible states, full of drunken inbreds and uppity entitled niggers. Also incredibly corrupted by socialist 1950's era state employee unions, hence why it seems every politician in those states in a race to see who can rebuild the soviet union first. Honestly they're as bad as the New England state, only worse because they're completely landlocked.
>Enjoy your high taxes and corruption

>>53136315
So why is it up 27%?

the bonds market is telling jerome he's done raising rates and is going to start cutting. the stock market is telling jerome he's done raising rates and is going to start cutting. jerome powell says he's going to keep raising rates.
someone is wrong. who is wrong.

>>53136313
january 12th cpi
january 18th ppi
january 27 PCE

>>53136323
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Should I be concerned if I'm in 3OIL?
I might start exiting after the next pump

>>53136311
They're nice as can be to me.

Then again, maybe they have to be fake-nice to a nigger like you.

>>53136300
I believe that graphic is from '21. Would be interesting to see it with '22 figures.

>>53136283
The heart is a muscle retard

>>53136364
No, you're just gullible. Sorry to break it to you

>>53136339
>what are the great lakes

You're one retarded nigger.

>>53136357
>january 12th cpi
i know its not likely but just imagine the carnage if this comes in hot

STILL TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR NEW LEWD ANIME TO FAP TO PLEASE AND THANK YOU

>>53135732
>>53135798
I'm thinking about buying some puts on FXI. The decay on YINN/YANG is a little too rich for my blood

>>53136357
Cool Zone bros wya?

>>53136373
>thinking being near a lake dosent mean you're landlocked
Dumb fucking nigger cant understand that a lake isnt an ocean... Have fun sailing to anywhere thats not the rustbelt/canada.
>this is why the upper midwest is a shithole
>they really are this retarded

>>53136370
What does Carly Ray Jepsen have to do with any of this?

>>53136339
>>53136256

Are the white people from Wisconsin as fat as American folklore suggests?

>>53136351
Stoner_I_Dont_Know.pdf

>>53136381
normally inflation goes down 1% per month.
truflation is showing it only went down 0.4% in the last month.
it's more likely than you think.

s t i c k y

>>53136409
Fatter.

>>53136401
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but Indiana does have ocean access.

>>53136416
Why the fuck are people from West Virginia so fat? I thought opiates kill your appetite.

>>53136372
You just can't handle that people of German and Scandinavian stock can enjoy the simple pleasures of life enough to actually be happy and enjoy meeting people.

Maybe theyre merely polite to a miserable mutt like you, I suppose I could understand that.

As a 6'4" aryan chad from the midwest with an NFL tight end body, I have literallly had miserable little pukes like you ask me to stop pretending to be nice because they could tell it was fake. It wasn't, but over the years I have slowly learned that there are jealous and miserable little niggers everywhere who simply do not understand what life as a jolly giant is like.

>>53136401
To be fair you can get to the ocean through the St. Lawrence, but it's not economical from Wisconsin. It barely makes sense for Detroit
>>53136409
They are all huge

>>53136392
What suggestions have you gotten so far and what are your favorites?

>>53136330
Thanks anon I didn’t see that.

I’m actually DOWN on my short position now and it’s spooky. But I think I’ll add.

>>53136440
>As a 6'4" aryan chad from the midwest with an NFL tight end body,

>>53135820
>the Nintendo is a piece of right wing garbage
wut?

number go down?

>>53135244
Why is she so fat now? Jesus. She has been downhill since that boomer video.

>>53136401
Only extremely large ships are landlocked anon. It's hard to believe you didn't know this. For what it's worth, the midwest literally doesn't need the rest of the country.

It has food, transport via the great lakes and rivers, mines, lumber, and high technological capacity. And most importantly, we're the whitest states outside of Maine.

You need us, we don't need you. And it makes you seethe.

>>53136405
Based CRJ fan

>>53136457
BASED POWELL

>>53136416
>Deep South
WELLLLL, I do declare - I say - I do declare that we have the most saliciously sugary snacks in the whole gosh darn U.S. of A. We also feed our bucks right, yessiree.

>>53136416
wonder what current rates are
prolly up another 5% at least

>>53136440
I should lower the fucking screen because this is some fucking top of the line projection.
Your state will always be laughed at by the true Americans on the coasts. Your cheese isn't even that good. Oregon and Vermont make better

>>53136370
Yes but what the exercise is targetting is the cardiovascular system, which the heart is part of, to improve endurance. I believe you were referring to lifting and strength when you talked about exercising muscles

I’m never going to have anything nice like a home or a good woman so what’s the point? What should I gamble my money on right now?

>>53136450
Well i have fattened up a little Im 250 lbs now. I can deadlift probably 450, squat 300, and bench 250.

It's natural for that to happen when you're raising aryan sons with your stay at home blonde tradwife with FF tits.

>>53136102
>Cramer is shilling my pick
fun time to sell

>>53136430
Wedt Virginia is basically the most redneck state that isn't in the south

>>53136449
On the other hand,

>COIN
also attractive

>>53136427
>>53136441
I dont consider the St. Lawrence or the Mississippi as ocean access, as they are vastly inefficient and barely used outside of very few grandfathered in mining operations that have been slowly failing for decades because they're so economically inefficient.

>>53136191
Bearish because it's the BUY PUTS NOW fag. FUCK

>>53136499
What kind of Aryan ™ Midwesterner ™ meals / dishes should I feed my kids if I want them to become big and strong?

I'm talking midwestern strong. Aryan strong. Wisconsin strong.

bros what if we're already in a recession?

>>53136501
kek just read the date on that. Now I don't know what to do. The post Cramer shilling dump has happened though so I'll probably just buy another call tomorrow

>>53136484
You coasties are just as loaded with liberals and jews as we are and have 10 times as many niggers.

I'm just saying that midwesterners are a polite people in general and the seething masses of mutts and basedboys from the south and the coasts bemuse us.

>>53136475
Sweet tea is the most American food to ever American. I will die on this hill.

>>53136496
Tesla puts at open tomorrow

>>53136457
QT's back on the menu boys!

>>53136533
Are TSLA puts a bit overbought rn? I would imagine selling puts might be better, while selling more calls to offset the delta....basically short vol with net short delta

>>53136453
>Right wing garbage
>slow
>out of date
>heavily marketed to mindless dweenies
English hadn't really been tainted by the Internet yet, but it's the same sort of thing you see today on reddit associating right wing politics with anything particularly odious, such as
>everything I hate is literally Hitler
>Trump pissbabies
>flyover states
>conservatards
etc.
Also in 1989 the popular image of Republicans was basically that they were just old. Bush Sr. was effectively part of an unbroken lineage of WWII vets running the show to one extent or another.

>>53136466
You have that backwards anon, you need the coast. We haven't needed you since the fur trade.
>rust belt shitholes trying to cope themselves into thinking 2 weeks to reach the ocean isnt bad
If your precious lakes and rivers are so useful, they why does literally everything you use every day arrive in my port town (Long beach) instead of just going up river?
>oh thats right
>cause its retarded

>>53136508
Bruh, it’s time to shut the fuck up. You obviously don’t know there’s an entire world of shit you know nothing about out there.

>>53136517
Pretty irrelevant. All we care about is the Fed, and all they care about are unemployment and inflation. Until the recession gets bad enough or lasts long enough to impact those two factors, it's whatever.

>>53136515
Steak 3x a week for dinner at a minimum. Eggs 5x a week for breakfast at a minimum.

Just make the focus of every meal protein.

I don't think that'll change you to be similar to us though. It's genetic, surely.

>>53136540
Probably I just want him to lose money

>>53136544
>why does literally everything you use every day arrive in my port town (Long beach)
Anon, I got some bad news on the shipping front from the year of our lord 2022...

>>53136457
Remember when Jpow and the fed said inflation was transitory and the Summary of Economic Projections showed they would hiked maybe twice by 25 bps in 2022?

>free money edition

>>53136162
is he okay?

>>53136544
Where do you get your steel, your food, your lumber? All from us you nigger.

>>53136416
fatness is directly correlated to fast food in usa. OOOOOnly way humans can gain weight is eating fat, wheter animal fat or oils (deep fying etc cakes, donuts). that is the thing most people seem to be STILL unaware of

that's why 99% (morons) fail lose even how hard they try because they fall in ketosis trap or other scams which are totally totally wrong way to go as they are unnatural. even pen jillette lost his weight and kept it away eating only potatos as he was smarter than all those Keto morons or people who try to starve themselves to lose weight (which is impossible long term). Rice, potatos and pasta you cant eat as much as you can and still not gain any weight (all lab controlled human studies show this). even white sugar (frucrtose which is worse than glucose which is optimal form) while it causes diabetes and rots teeth wont turn to fat in human bodies.

carbs burn as heat they dont turn to fat all lab studies show this. thats why asian population used to be thin when they only ate white rice. after they started to eat western food like in china they now have type 2 diabets and fatness pandemic over there too because of higher fat intake in diet

>>53136559
Most germans and scandinavians are mega twinks though.

>>53136578
Well let's be fair, anon. California offers us dick pic apps. And without New York who knows *how* antisemitic our financial system would be!

>>53136544
Do you eat hamburgers or steak? Do you use hydrocarbons? Brought to you over land or through pipelines from the middle of the country. Fucking Californians are the most unjustifiably arrogant people in the world. Can’t wait for your ag industry to collapse because you sucked the Colorado dry.

>>53136416
Florida chad here. Based on my experiences when I occasionally leave my NEET cave I would say my state should be at least 70% obese or more on this chart. Gonna need to update that anon

>>53136416
It is very hard to be fat in Colorado because you burn twice as many calories simply staying alive than you do elsewhere.

>>53136583
How did you know?

>>53136413
>normally inflation goes down 1% per month.
dumbest thing i've ever read

Oh fuck no

FUCK SILVERGATE

>>53136627
>>53136627
>>53136627

New thread:
>>53136622
>>53136622
>>53136622

>>53136616
I actually have been to Germany lol. Frankfurt, and no not just the damn airport

>>53136630
I'll delete

>>53136549
>seethe
Its not my fault. You're the one acting like Iron ore and beaver fur makes an area important, it dosent.
If the upper midwest was so important, this wouldnt be /smg/ itd be /iomg/ iron ore maket general or /fmg/ fur market general.
>upper midwest baggies furious they have all the cold of NY with none of the importance or $
ngmi

>>53136632

The most american food is grits n eggs, plus bacon. I love it so much lmao.

Might go to waffle house tonight or make it meself.

>>53136625
btfo by your female broker again I see

>>53136630
>>53136632
KWAB

>>53136564
Yes, thousands of ships queued up and waiting to unload, still are hundreds waiting in the lanes near me.
If the great lakes are so easy to access why didnt they all just go there?
>cause its not
delusional midwest midwits BTFO again.

>>53136392
Watch Roxane's anime

>>53136630
>>53136632
Get it together, chucklefucks.

>>53136578
>steel
China
>food
Nebraska
>lumber
Washington/Oregon
The more you troglodytes seethe the more it proves my point, you are literally not needed. That's why your slowly being sold off to the Arabs and chinese lol how's deerborn?

>>53136664
Hahaha. The backlog only cleared up because you guys California'd it so bad. Every shipper who could bailed for Savannah, Houston, and New York/New Jersey.

>>53135185
>I clawed my way back to breaking even after I lost 30k
I lost $50k in my goombling account in 2022. Would love to battle back to breakeven. Any tips besides kms?

>>53136573
Hopes do not equal policies. Judge by what they do over what they say and for over a year their message has been clear. Besides you should want them to do this, otherwise you have to deal with double digit inflation for the rest of your life.

Whelp apparently I can not delete my post on mobile. Either dr jan itor will clean it up or recycle

>>53136685
This is true, if it was at all possible they'd have bailed for the great lakes, but alas its not physically possible unless youre using purpose built ore haulers.
>CA is awful
>but the upper midwest is worse

>>53135339
I found out today that pepsi owns Quaker oats so not just a beverage company anymore

>>53136733
Not even close. Please, please, please read up on the Mississippi and Great Lakes watersheds before spreading more of your retardation.

>>53136513
Wdym
puts fag is bullish af
has no one asked him how his FTSE puts are doing? Then I will

>>53136172
Hey faggotini how are your FTSE puts doing

>>53135578
I'll check it in a month or so and decide what to do with all the dividend payouts i'm accumulating

Baltic Index Crashes Most On Record As Recession Alarm Flashes
>plunged 17.5% to $1,250, the most significant daily decline since 1984.
Oil must follow this more than it did today.

It looks like most of my most-hated stocks (ex Tesla) were moving up into year end, contrary to the market trend. This supports my case for an upcoming catastrophic market wipeout day, in my opinion, because the trend fighting the wipeout seems to favor my most-hated sector. One might short DB, BA, and META assuming an impending reversion to the market trend since these Q4 divergences pumped on no fundamentals. Likely the reversion was deferred into the new year.

holy shit, the spyders looking like it'll turn into the BTC pattern. eternal consolidation.