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>> No.53117227

uh I asked for EXTRA butter, can you make it again please with EXTRA butter

>> No.53117237

>>53117227
i think this guys just having fun with his job
t.rich fag who works at the movies cause i like it

>> No.53117243

>>53117167
How much nigger butter are you gonna give me senpai

>> No.53117249

>>53117237
Yup this thread was started by a redditor or some other tourist who doesn't know what wagie hate is

>> No.53117270

wtf i love wagies now

>> No.53117271

>>53117237
>>53117243
>>53117249
lmao, plebbitors strike again

>> No.53117284

>>53117271
cope
find something better and make another thread

>> No.53117285

>>53117167
When I'm rich enough to live off of passive income and be able to follow my dreams (they're not expensive) I would want to have a part-time service job like that.
Maybe at a smoothie place.
The only problem would be if everyone else are teenagers, that would make it less fun (unless they're hot girls)

>> No.53117287

>>53117167
BASED FEDORAMAN

>> No.53117293

>>53117167
>put smile on a box, so fatties won't feel bad about it

>> No.53117299

>>53117285
yeah im looking for a part time gig after LINK moons, not sure which retail type is best for most female hot employees + customers (that would hire a 30yo male)

>> No.53117300

>>53117271
Lurk more or go back to your shit hole

>> No.53117309

>>53117237
cool

>> No.53117316
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>>53117237

>> No.53117320

>>53117299
The types of places that young attractive women feel comfortable working at are led by men who will sniff out and reject your fuck boy attitude. Paradoxical.

>> No.53117322

I went to wall mart because my mom sent me money through there service as a Christmas gift. They could do it because "We only have person that knows how and they're gone" couldn't do money orders either.
Pretty pathetic to be honest. How can people accept being less than mediocre like that?

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>>53117284
>>53117300
>it's actually brilliant to larp as a barman when you're just filling a paper bag with pop-corns
>wuaaaoo I went to see last star wars movie and the force was definitely with this woman

>> No.53117371

>>53117320
:( where would you pick then?

>> No.53117442

>>53117237
>t.rich fag who works at the movies cause i like it
No you fucking don't, or you're not rich. Only reason anyone rich would ever work a bottom-rung job is because he wants 16 year old pussy. Before someone gets a hernia from this post, that's legal in most places.

>> No.53117527

>>53117285
well then easy
>buy a smoothie place
>dont tell anyone you the boss
>employ only teenage hotties
>be the only 45+ wierdo in the workplace

>> No.53117552

>>53117167
>you merely use the butter as a topping for your popcorn, I was born in it, shaped by it

>> No.53117693

>>53117322
Bro.....I....sigh (who's gonna break it to him?)

>> No.53117705

>>53117167
that's literally me

>> No.53117713

>>53117285
Would you really want a low level public facing job? Have you ever been a retail wagie before? The customers and managers both treat you like shit.

>> No.53117755

>>53117713
Unless you are unfireable. Then you literally treat everyone like shit lol

>> No.53117768

He probably pissed in that butter lolololls
*I don't eat out. Ever. So fuck those who get triggered.

>> No.53117782
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>>53117167
Legit, I'd give that wagie a tip. Just saying. I don't usually give tips.

>> No.53117812

>>53117167
Why do people brag about being poor on the internet? They treat it as some sort of virtue

>> No.53117836

Also at least butterballs making it somewhat fun

>> No.53117852

>>53117167
I wonder how he handles irrate african customers

>> No.53117855

>>53117705
based

>> No.53117875

>>53117713
>>53117285
Bro it's super kino to own a small retail business where you sell unimportant shit like food or cheap products. You get to chill and serve people when you want and let the employee do it when you don't. When you get a cluster b you can tell them to fuck off and never come back. You don't have to take shit from them. Super chill. You can have a chair a laptop etc. These businesses used to be just as cheap to run as a lemonade stand. That's when this country was booming and everyone was happier. Now we are lowly slaves because shekelburg sold us the status symbol materialist dream and we took his loans and his jobs. If you ever retirement type money. Bro a food truck or hair salon or hardware store etc is super low stress and kino. It's like being a neet but not a neet. You still deal with society on your own terms. And you aren't a basement dwelling freak.

>> No.53117884
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There's a lot of un-necessary touch of my food while that fat retard is doing the clown instead of simply preparing my food.
I would report him to his manager.

>> No.53117932

>>53117875
>These businesses used to be just as cheap to run as a lemonade stand
I really mean this. Before the over abundance of safety and regulation, we didn't have a million taxes and insurance requirements making a business impossible to run. There were so many poor businesses that started open because the govt wasn't digging in it's pockets and the owners were ultimately self reliant and genuine bonafide freedom loving Americans. Shekelburg and his insurance laws and bills fucked this country. Now to have a kino life like that you have to spend big money in perpetuity.

*Small business owner in Manhattan. Super kino. Get to meet people from all over the world etc.

>> No.53117962

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YyJCr4ZW1g

>> No.53117971

>>53117167
Wow that was fat and gay.

>> No.53117987

>>53117237
>t.rich fag
Sure you are.
>>53117249
>redditor or some other tourist
>Le epic I'm an old fag plz give me recognition and attention.
Gay as fuck, I bet you have tattoos.

>> No.53118014

>>53117271
>Crying about le reddit.
Wow, so boring.
No wonder you have no friends.

>> No.53118047
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>>53117320
>fuck boy
You're either a virgin or a used up hole.

>> No.53118059
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>>53117167
This young man is based. If you're going to work a shitty job at least be good at it instead of being a pathetic cuck who walks around with his head down all the time.

>> No.53118061

>>53117167
>look at this guy enjoying his job
>lets hate him
kys redditor

>> No.53118070
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>>53117320
>are led by men who will sniff out and reject your fuck boy attitude.
Beta male tries to run off chad, sad, many such cases of Billy the beta male.

>> No.53118091
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>>53117167
People are hating on this, but I want the one he serves if I ever get popcorn at a movie theater (which is very rare, basically never).

>> No.53118466

>>53117167
>That's so cool! I want another one because you touched the insides with your disgusting unhygienic hands.

>> No.53118580

>>53117285
these jobs are not as bad when you have something to do, but when you have literally nothing to do and everything is already cleaned up twice, every minute drags

>> No.53118687

>>53117167
this guy actually rocks, respect for a employee that performs well :-)

>> No.53118699
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>>53117167

>> No.53118764

>>53118070
This it’s comical really watching betas SEETHE while chad plants his SEED

>> No.53118763

>>53118699
majin buu

>> No.53118781

>>53117167
I want the version with sound

>> No.53118786

>>53117167

Looks like hew just doing something to make his job less boring. Seems pretty cool to me OP. You should be nicer to people. It'll bring you good karma.

>> No.53118859

>>53117167

I actually find it relaxing watching people do quick hand motions when cooking, or doing what that guy is doing.

What's it called?

>> No.53118881

>>53117782

I'd slip him a $20 ngl.

>> No.53118925
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>>53117987
Threadly reminder Jews can't have tattoos or foreskin.

>> No.53119006

>>53117875
Okay commie faggot. Middle class still lived in dirt and homes were difficult to buy back then. Their big present from Santa was a wooden sled. Now kids big present is a $400 VR HEadset.

Keep believing the defeatist faggots you guys love keeping each other company. If you struggle in the USA you are absolutely pathetic as fuck. It’s easy mode here. You can start a lawn company with less than 10k and make $50/hr. But no, Here you are whining like a BITCH

>> No.53119034

>>53117932
We get it, you’re too much of a lazy sack of shit to learn how to live like a rich guy. These barriers to entry are your protection once you have success. It’s a good thing normies only want to work shitty jobs. You can enslave them with your own shitty job and make $500/day off their work. You’re Pond scum

>> No.53119062

>>53119006
>>53119034
you're bordering on incomprehensible -- the word salad is back. take your meds and book an appointment with your psychiatrist immediately.

>> No.53119091
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>>53119062
you're a straight up retard bro

>>53119034
correct. you can't help them they want it. its way easier to be a victim than a creator

>> No.53119178

>>53117167
thats the wagie i want to butter my corn!

>> No.53119532

>>53117932
I think i'll listen to you and ignore the deranged ramblings of that other loser

>> No.53119659

>>53117442
Years ago when I worked in a supermarket one of the managers was a millionaire who owned a car dealership, but he went to work a regular job because he was bored of the aimlessness of early retirement.
I also used to have a neighbor who was the same.

>> No.53119737

Fuck I want popcorn now fuck you guys

>> No.53120246

>>53119034
>>53119006
You're retarded. He's advocating free market capitalism on the basis that it would make it more viable for people to independently open up their own businesses. Did you totally miss the point or what?

>> No.53120411

>>53117285
Better to own a bar and live the Frank Reynolds lifestyle.
Have cheap monthly expenses, so you can spend money on whatever crazy shit you want to have fun and fuck with other people.

>> No.53120433

>>53117167
>Jiro Dreams of Artificial Popcorn Butter

>> No.53121301

>>53117167
That guy's cool though.

>> No.53121409

>>53117167
imagine the smell

>> No.53121439

>>53117167
What's wrong with this lad adding a bit of pazazz to your corn pop

>> No.53123400

>>53117237
>t.rich fag who works at the movies cause i like it
This unironically exist? You know that you could use the time to read philosophy, build a very muscular physique, get in touch with nature, meditate, etc...

>> No.53123443

>>53117442
>Only reason anyone rich would ever work a bottom-rung job is because he wants 16 year old pussy.
And that's exactly the only reason i would work a bottom-rung job. Although i would be satisfied with 20-22 really pretty pussy. Getting pussy is the only reason i get out anyway, apart from oxygenating myself.

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53123448

STUPID WAGIE, NO MORE EXCUSES

WHERE IS MY BAGGAGE??

>> No.53123457

>>53123400
And you can't do that stuff if you also work at the movies?

>> No.53123495
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>>53117167
That's a based wagie though

>> No.53123510

>>53123400
Some people are indeed just happy

>> No.53123513

>>53123457
I'm lazy and slow.

>> No.53123520

>>53117167
dude is extremely based.

>> No.53123538

>>53123510
Ignorance is indeed bliss. But most self made rich guys aren't ignorant.

>> No.53123560

>>53123495
I will fight all the spiders in australia so she pours me beer from her ass like that 5ever

>> No.53123572

>>53117167
What a waste of human potential.

>> No.53123577

>>53117167
That would be cool looking if he weren't fat.

>> No.53123607

>>53123577
Give a nigga a break, he lives off of stale popcorn.

>> No.53123613

>>53117167
is that pop corn for 1 for amerifats?

>> No.53123638

>>53117167
This bothers me, like he's thinks he's cool or something. I feel a strong distaste for this man. But it's a problem within myself, not of him. He did nothing wrong here. I wonder what causes my antagonism towards him, that he looks like he's somewhat enjoying what he's doing?

>> No.53123702

>>53117167
This guy is based and anyone hating on him is a depressed loser

>> No.53123706

>>53117167
Love the attitude but it's just unironically too much butter. This young gentleman has overbuttered a perfectly fine trough of popcorn. I'll be returning to drinking from my australian assbeer waterfall

>> No.53123717

>>53123638
Crab in a bucket mentality
You need to go back

>> No.53123728

>>53117167
you may not like it, but that is what peak weagie looks like. give him a tip.

>> No.53124006

>>53118764
I like it when Stacy lets me lick some of the seed out if I do her homework and pay her

>> No.53124039

the only problem here is that the popcorn is covered with basedbean oil and corn syrup instead of actual butter.

>> No.53124050

>he's based
No he's not. He's a literal retard and genetic failure that is serving goyslop.

>> No.53124051

>>53123613
Yes both buckets for 1 person. In America we call it a “small.”

>> No.53124119

>>53123448
I think I've seen the webm of that

>> No.53124147

>>53123495
this is so weird. do they test to see if she can do that during the hiring process? or did she come up with it on her own after?

>> No.53124156

>>53117167
Lmao at wagies and their jestermaxxing, cheap carnival tricking cope

>> No.53124166
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We should have a society where people who aren't quantum physicists can still enjoy their job and be respected.

>> No.53124181
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>>53117285
Restaurants near universities always have cute coed girls.

>> No.53124184

>>53123400
>you could use the time to read philosophy, build a very muscular physique, get in touch with nature, meditate, etc...
Yeah, he could totally be le ebin youtube SIGMA

>> No.53124323

>>53124166
I completely agree.

>> No.53124345
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>>53117237
>rich
>surrounds self with poors
>get ears fucked by speakers set to max to wow retarded poors
Uh yeah, that's great.

>> No.53124365

>>53117237
wagies downies are the best at being retarded they arnt even there for money, they are there because the parents dont wanna deal with them

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>>53117299
>after LINK moons
Yeah have fun waiting for that

>> No.53124533
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Should've took the chair to the face wagie

>> No.53124534

>>53117167
we need NEET hate threads
oh, wait, there is no need. NEETs live pathetic lives, there is no need to hate them, they hate themselves enough already

>> No.53124569

>>53117527
200iq

>> No.53124596
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>>53117285
What's your dream wagie part time position?
For me it's Wendy's lobby attendant. Seems comfy desu.

>> No.53124616

Anyone have a picture of the turd hanging in a toilet paper basket?

>> No.53124621
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>>53124596
Making coffee in a cozy shop I own. Not working register just making the drinks

>> No.53124909

>>53117167
>Finds a way to make degrading wagie job fun
>Overweight, probably struggles with self-worth
>Onlookers actually think it's cool what he's doing
>It gives the lad confidence
>OP makes thread to hate on him
You are a soulless fuck and 100% you have brown skin

>> No.53124969

>>53124596
Landscaping at some upscale gardens / park.

>>53124621
Also a good choice. I love a comfy coffee shop.

>> No.53125148

>>53117167
kek someone post the one with the guy trying to cover the tv's with the photos from a roller coaster that someone is trying to film

>> No.53125187

>>53117167
that's a lot better than what my gf does, putting a straw up to the ""butter"" dispenser and tries to get even distribution to the lower part of the bucket. and yes she's fat

>> No.53125190

>>53117237
>>53117285
CIA

>> No.53125219

>>53117285
There's Always Money In The Banana Stand

>> No.53125269

>>53124147
I mean the franchise is called Ass Drafts for a reason

>> No.53125304

>>53117884
nigger detected

>> No.53125314

>>53118091
pfft, they'll likely start asking him to do it the way that one video guy does it

>> No.53125331

>>53117167
Unironically this guy is just enjoying his job. Go fuck yourself nigger

>> No.53125438

>>53117237
kek imagine lying for clout on an anonymous forum

>> No.53125443

>>53124533
deflected the chair but got hit by the wall
many such cases

>> No.53125491

>>53123495
And uh where is this?
I can fix her

>> No.53125510

>>53117167
>Learn all these circus tricks
>7.25 an hour
Yikes

>> No.53125526

>>53117237
this, OP is a redditard. all the unprovoked cope and seethe replies from poors is hilarious

>> No.53125529
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>>53123495
That is the trashiest thing I've seen in a while I love it

>> No.53125905
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Clean it up wagie

>> No.53125923

>>53118047
I would put images of people who didnt die and ended up vegetables or crippled.

>> No.53125938

>>53125905
internet computer fags btfo

>> No.53126000
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>>53117167
The dude is flinging popcorn everywhere! I'd fire his fat ass.
>>53117243
>butter
It shouldn't be legal to call it that, but from the looks of it, this guy has been wrapping his bloated lips around the spigot and guzzles the shit by the gallon when nobody is looking.

>> No.53126007

>>53125905
kek

>> No.53126042

>>53123495
That's someone's daughter.

>> No.53126152

>>53123495
This looks unhygienic

>> No.53126188

>>53125905
Wtf kek I'm buying a bag

>> No.53126253

>>53123400
>read philosophy
is there a bigger meme? Its simple, people secretly love it when bad things happen.

>> No.53126262

>>53126000
wait, They havent been giving me butter at the movies this whole time?

>> No.53126264

>>53124050
If he's happy who cares. In fact if he's miserable no one would give a shit.
Now hurry up, Agnes is calling and needs her GeekSquad refund ASAP

>> No.53126286

>>53126262
have you ever wondered why its advertised as vegan friendly butter?

>> No.53126344

>>53117167
>going to the movies in 2012

>> No.53126401

>>53126264
Crab mentality.
now biz is full of losers losing godly amounts of money in a bear market so they NEED to see others as miserable.

It's fucking awesome seeing the seething OP's vid generated though lol

>> No.53126434

>>53125905
Ok I’m buying now

>> No.53126442

>>53120433
kek

>> No.53126472

>>53126262
It's straight basedbean oil my nigga

>> No.53126522
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53126522

These wagie hate threads are pure cope from upper middle class retards who couldn't live with out the labor of 3rd world highly exploited working class and people who work in industrial labor and drive a 50,000 dollar pickup truck that is half their paycheck who are in denial about the fact that they are exactly like these people: Wage slaves.

Even petty bourgeois busniess owners have more in common with this fat fuck tossing this popcorn around than they do with multi billionairs like Jeff Bezos. It's all a massive cope.

>> No.53126616

>>53119006
The average job requires around 30k to get off the ground and 8some 80% of businesses fail in the first 3 years. You are in complete denial and probably are a boomer of some type.

>> No.53126630

>>53120246
Yes we have never seen that go badly at all with like bitcoin, or, like, chili or anything. What about somolia. We have all seen where your freemarket idealism leads.

>> No.53126655

>>53126152
And you’re low t

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>>53125905
Wagies don't clean this shit up. I have been workinf wage labor for 20 years. I have a good factory job now, but, when I was working jobs like this I never saw the wagies clean this shit up. We always refused. We made the manager clean shit like this up, literally.

I have only seen one dude clean it up and it was a kid under the age of 18 who was autistic. So, think of that next time you do shit like this.

>> No.53126683

>>53117167
That's actually really cool.

>> No.53126687

>>53125905
Which one of you boomer fucks did this at ihop

>> No.53126733

>>53126522
Wagie needs the middle class guy who creates the business much like the middle class guy needs the wagie to work there. Assholes exist everywhere.

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>>53124596
Smooth muscle control

>> No.53126762

>>53123495
thanks for the salmonella.

>> No.53126831

>>53123495
Now women, fuck women.

>> No.53127033

>>53118059
>>53117971
>>53117782
This entire thread would have treated him differently if he were in athletic shape with a chiseled jaw.
Personally I'll tip anyone I know for a fact uses this website.

>> No.53127045

>>53118091
>They don't even look like "douchebags" anymore, just average zoomers
Fuck, they don't even look older than me anymore. I used to look at that picture and think about young adults going to bars, clubs, etc. Now I'm 28 and these 2 look like little kids to me. Feels bad. Feels old.
Thanks for reading.

>> No.53127052

>>53117227

i worked at a movie theater and had a lady go ballistic on me because there was salt on the popcorn, its not a fun job except the girls you work with that MIGHT give you a bj in the theater

>> No.53127193

>>53117237
>this guys just having fun with his job
It's not fun when you have to do the same trick 70 times per day EVERY DAY.
FOR 40 YEARS. Having fun my ass.
You have fun for like 10 minutes at best.

>> No.53127243

>>53123448
>have one of those horror movie over the top deaths cause you decided to wageslave
Fucking hilarious

>> No.53127253

>>53123495
i got pink eye from this place. it's in my hometown. all of the bartenders there do it. even the guys. they train them during the hiring process. one girl had a flat ass and she basically just held it between her upper thighs. i thought it was gonna slip out.

>> No.53127256

>>53117527
There's a pizza place in my town that follows this exact model

>> No.53127279

>>53127253

i view this kind of shit like a strip club. total bullshit thing to pay for. it's like going to a pastry shop and being told you can pay to look and smell in the case but you cant eat anything. what the fuck is the point. i don't want to see some bitches big fat ass in my face then she acts like im rude for wanting to tongue it. i sure as hell don't want her spilling all my alcohol im probably paying 3x price for either

>> No.53127289

whole point of wagie hate threads is to laugh at wagies who hate their jobs


fatbro in OP was chillin havin fun, looks like an easy shift for him

>> No.53127325

>>53127253
>even the guys

What the fuck? Do they come dressed in leotards? Do they have it so that female bartenders for men and male bartenders for women or just whoever you got that day you'd have to deal with it?

>> No.53127359

>>53127253
>>53127325
Imagining a woman who walks in and orders a beer and gets it from a dude's ass is hilarious.

>> No.53127393

>>53123638
this is definitely a personal shortcoming. I used to think this way too. There are much worthier people to despise than random fags who are just enjoying life.

>> No.53127471

>>53127325
the guy bartenders all wear apron's that say "don't kiss the cook". they have a speedo on underneath but they wear the apron when they are just behind the bar working so you don't have to stare at their dong. then they just flip around and the speedo allows them to use their cheeks to pour the beer if someone orders one. one time i was there the dude had a hairy ass and a girl i was with had an asshair on the side of the glass. luckily it was at the bottom side of the glass not the part where you drink out of so she was still able to drink it.

>> No.53127611

>>53117167
Imagine if he put this much effort into not eating food

>> No.53127754

>>53127611
Yup and all the passive income and options he'd afford without spending it all on fast food

>> No.53127997

>>53117167
I bet he could unironically tame any pussy. Check the confidence of that scoop draw. He doesn't fuck around.

>> No.53128040

>>53126673
this literally makes it significantly better

>> No.53128063

>>53117167
No shit I worked at a movie theater in high school, and one day at work I blew my nose, and I shit you not, a yellow, very runny liquid came out of my sinuses, and did not stop coming out, for like, a full minute. Just globbing up napkin after napkin of this shit coming out of a SINGLE nostril.

Anons, it was insane, and it was 100% real. (It's like 16 years later now prob more)

>> No.53128071

>>53117167
This wagie is having fun while taking LONGER to do the same job.
Come promotion and raise time he will be on everyone's minds..
The best thing you could do as a wagie is have the most fun while doing the least amount of work.

>> No.53128089

>>53117442
Its perfect
>get in with the young crowd
>when they become legal you can wife the hottest teen and you can travel with her so she doesn't feel like she is missing out by getting with you young.

>> No.53128127

>>53124596
A parody of something like chuck e cheese where I get drunk and fuck around in the suit, hitting on barely legal and mostly illegal girls

>> No.53128157

>>53124533
Is that a trans? In not very sad, many such cases!

>> No.53128162

>>53117875
Owning any kind of small business is extremely stressful. You have to be on top of everything. If you take a step back for a moment things start derailing fast. It only gets better once you're big enough to hire an actual manager with a real managers salary and some kind of bonus because at that point the financial incentive will make them actually care about the business but reaching that point is a lot harder than most people realise.

>> No.53128405

>>53117299
>yeah im looking for a part time gig after LINK moons, not sure which retail type is best for most female hot employees + customers (that would hire a 30yo male)
Clothes store

>>53117320
>The types of places that young attractive women feel comfortable working at are led by men who will sniff out and reject your fuck boy attitude. Paradoxical.
Because most of them will be gay and concerned hiring a straight guy will disrupt the gal pal party or instantly translate to them being physically beaten like on the TV.

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>>53124533

>> No.53128422
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>>53117442
>Only reason anyone rich would ever work a bottom-rung job is because he wants 16 year old pussy
And that's a bad thing because............ you'll have to full the blanks in for me here

>> No.53128425

>>53128416
Rent free lmao

>> No.53128448

>>53117932
>over abundance of safety and regulation
The fda publish all of their warnings resulting from inspections publicly on their site. As far as regulatory findings go, some of them are fairly entertaining. E.g. seafood places storing shrimp in coolers that
>a.) Aren't temperature checked
And
>b.) Aren't switched on
Yum!

Bonus points if it's ultra cheap import from the east; I.e. it's probably already a bit cooked off germ wise.

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>>53117167
don't know whether i should hate or pity them

>> No.53128546

>>53117167
Finally Eggie got a job

>> No.53128562

>>53128162
Probably the only anon on this board who has actually had a job

>> No.53128686

>>53123400
why the fuck would you do any of that gay shit?

>> No.53128718

>>53117167
He seems pretty cool I hope he loses weight and gets in better shape.

>> No.53129035
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>>53126000
>butter is just oil
>biscuits are just scones
>cookies are just biscuits
>lox is just smoked salmon
>chips are just crisps
>reconstituted meat is just a tragedy

>> No.53129064

>>53128405
clothes store? hmmm good idea, sounds pretty shit to actually do the wagie part of it though

>> No.53129097
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>you will pay $20 for a photo of yourself looking constipated!

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>wagies wagies wagies!

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Will someone think of the wagie teacher in zoos?

>> No.53129211

>>53117167
Why can't americans just eat popcorn without adding something to make it a hundred times unhealthier

>> No.53129262

>>53117167
I hate my fucking office chair, it looks fancy, but it's a piece of shit that's breaking my back
I was even talking to my coworkers to raise money to buy new ones, the company doesn't want to take care of it, I can't believe the first thing I do with my dext bags is to buy some fucking chairs

>> No.53129275

>>53129155
I could totally see teachers becoming the next job where people constantly worry about them going postal and murdering everyone. Amazed it hasn't happened yet given how much shit they have to shovel on a societal scale and how little they make for it in money or respect.

>> No.53129302

>>53129211
Movie theatres don't make fuck-all on ticket sales so they jack the price of concessions through the roof, a big-ass popcorn like that was probably 20-25$ without exaggeration. At that point since you're already bending over to get raped for not even a dollar worth of food, might as well slather it in whatever will make it taste best even if it'll kill you and the person that made it in a few decades. No sane person with a moral compass and ethics goes to a movie theatre anymore either, you're looking at the dumbest of the dumb when you're talking about the moviegoing population. Everyone with more than two braincells to rub together knows the real way to be happy in the US is to stay home and do whatever the hell you like while everything burns down from incompetence and hubris unending.

>> No.53129309

>>53117167
Fuck i feel bad for this guy unironically. If i worked min. wage I would do next to NOTHING

>> No.53129336

>>53129126
kek even the sealions know

>> No.53129366

>>53129275
Most people don't go postal after going through 6 years of additional schooling. Or being in highly social jobs. It's usually the quiet jobs like postal workers

>> No.53129387

>>53117285
i worked for a smoothie place in high school. it's not a comfy job. it's actually very exhausting and you get very dirty very quickly.

>> No.53129416

>>53129387
You bang any of the high school girls?

>> No.53129429

>>53129416
no, it was filled with indians

>> No.53129474

>>53118859
being a big faggot

>> No.53129481

>>53125304
No, more like entitled cracker detected.

>> No.53129490

>>53117852
He whips out his handy-dandy distraction basketball

>> No.53129500

>>53129366
>postal workers going postal
Kek

>> No.53129539

>>53117852
He starts handing out free watermelon samples and saying "shiiiieeeeet" alot.

>> No.53129566

>>53129490
>>53129539
And if those two things don’t work, he engages in a rap battle.

>> No.53129955

>>53127754
>options
ishygddt

>> No.53130023

>>53118699
>Puts the dirty cone back in
Never accept food from a Turkish

>> No.53130212

>>53128425
wow a white trash low iq ugly white lady working the most bottom tier job on the planet is dating a tyrone who would have thought!

>> No.53131147

>>53117167
the circus never made goyslop look so good

>> No.53132962

>>53117237
>spill popcorn on the floor
He comes off as retarded if anything.

>> No.53133097

>>53118699
He does that to me and I'm jumping across the counter

>> No.53133711

>>53118781
https://twitter.com/UnionDrip/status/1609687127889186817

>> No.53133930
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>>53129275
I used to be a teacher until I made a career switch (went to the best b-school I could get into) and it was the best decision I ever made in my entire life. Now I WFH and do pretty much whatever I want all day. No more disrespect. No deafening "bells" between periods. No thin line between having to discipline students without going too far. 5x (yes really) pay.

>> No.53133955

>>53133930
oh and FUCK student teacher conferences. you deal with a piece of shit student, just wait until you deal with their even shittier parents. FUCK that and FUCK teaching in schools. getting summers off is NOT worth all that stress

>> No.53134079

>>53117705
You're hired.

>> No.53134148

>>53124050
bruh

>> No.53134195

>>53125905
clean it up janny bahaha

>> No.53134215

>>53125905
That retard would lick all of it up.

>> No.53134224

>>53125905
>Indian hieroglyphics

>> No.53134272

>>53128416
jewish race baiter

>> No.53134450

>>53117167
dude if the popcorn guy did this at mine I would gladly pay $12 bucks for that thing every movie

>> No.53134495

>>53129275
Teachers are the ultimate cucks. They literally raise other peoples kids by the hundreds.

>> No.53134729

>>53118699
this shit makes me so mad for some reason, god I hate turkroaches

>> No.53134784

>>53134729
Lmao, I'd just walk off. I want some ice cream, not a childish party trick Mahmood.

>> No.53134864

>>53129500
Yeah, that's literally the reason why it's called that. How is that funny?

>> No.53135059

>>53129155
teachers getting regularly beat up by niggers is one of my favorite clown world memes

>> No.53135093
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You WILL leave your porch light on and you WILL leave a tip

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lCyYrqXR1zI

>> No.53135113

>>53118061
>to like waging is somehow 4chan
KYS. YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK BACK..

>> No.53135666

>>53129155
Lel, this is Britain isn't it?

>> No.53135752

>>53129275
Teachers are one of the most libtard fucks I've ever seen. They caused this.

>> No.53135831

>>53135093
This nigga never heard of a flashlight?

>> No.53135875

>>53124596
holy shit its cobes

>> No.53136030

>>53128416
Funny af too her bf is fucking military she totally has that Jew look

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>>53135093
Make them do the Grubhub dance or no tip

>> No.53136397

>>53135875
Is that actually what boglim does for a living?

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>>53129155
This is the first time I've said it, but MY SIDES REEEEE

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>>53136397
It was before he got fired
Then he was a dish washer
Then he quit that to make wands
Now he's a neet
>>53135875
Finally someone noticed. TWU
>>53124621
>>53128127
Comfy

>> No.53137426

>>53136131
>Imagine your ancestors
Do these fuckers not realize that their ancestors would have probably loved to just deliver food and do dances if they didn't have to live under famine and diseases seeing their families die among other shit like eating bugs or halling piss and shit in buckets around using piss to clean clothes

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>>53129155
Literally what is the point of having children in the UK if they have to grow up there?

>> No.53137559

>>53117705
You seem cool, ngl

>> No.53137582

>>53118699
100% this is some staged bullshit

>> No.53137587

that guy is so fat, like wtf take care of yourself

>> No.53137926

>>53119659
My grandmother was moderately wealthy when she officially retired, yet she still got a job stocking shelves at Big Lots. I think it's common for old people to feel worthless if they're not being productive.

>> No.53138017

>>53128416
Kek

>> No.53138075

>>53118925
Threadly reminder Jews don't give a shit about their religion and dunk on goyim like you no matter what

>> No.53138816

>>53117442
It makes my skin crawl that faggots like you are the traffic on this board these days
kys

>> No.53138900

>>53124909
Fatty detected

>> No.53138902

>>53117167
Eh, he looks like he dgaf but is trying to make the best of it. Really can't hate on him for performing a menial task.

>> No.53138926

>>53126042
Yes, she is the daughter of the esteemed tavern keep Seymour Asspour.

>> No.53139040

>>53127045
#metoo

>> No.53139072

>>53128416
that's why she developed such a great defense reflex

>> No.53139107
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>>53136131