/biz/ - Business & Finance

Brap natgas bros?

Are we back?

>yang

>>53132697
Pray for cold.

we are so lucky to be living in this moment
we have an opportunity to buy the GENERATIONAL bottom

#blessed

WHOA BLACK BETTY

Semiconductors are over.
Who needs them? I read an analysis but GoldBurgstienshitweinstein that no one will ever need semiconductors again.
He’s like my greatest ally.

-Marine Vet
Always loyal to the flag
Israeli ally
Semper Fi

I love being forced to keep my money in a jewish ponzi for a chance to not wagecuck until I die

>>53132713
Spin the bottom isn't until March. don't blow your load too soon, we still have another fucking leg down coming, but i'm sitting in calls to make some money on this fed minutes pump.

>>53132700
BILI out here making anime real again, and you're trying to block the path of innovation.
Why do you do this to yourself?

>>53132734

>WTI now only down 4%

I went out grocery shopping this morning after seeing the market and thought we were going to have another red day. What the fuck happened? New data came in cooler?

>>53132734
>Give the Jews your money so they can lend it out
>Give you less interest than inflation
>Put your money in the Jewish ponzi casino
>Absolutely schizo price action rape
Good times.

>BABA
You DID buy the Chinks cheapies, right?

>>53132738
wrong, its only up from here
green skies ahead

TSLA
COIN
JBLU
CLF
GS
CHTR

basically what im saying is buy everything

>>53132711
Are you holding?

>biden's admin gave us a massive bull run
>recovered the economy from the most deadly pandemic in history
>unemployment never been lower
>putin price hike at the pump has been stamped down
>putins stock crash of 2022 is about to recover this year
Why do we hate Biden again? The market has never been better

>>53132763
Never traded it at all. I don't have any edge when it comes to betting on the weather or the sabotage/repair of LNG facilities and pipelines.

AMDbros, the forecast isn't looking so good...

fuck yo puts

>FOMC meeting minutes from last month getting released.
>"FOMC MEETING FOMC MEETING BUY BUY BUY"
>confusedjackiechanface.png

>>53132784
> he's reasonable, not a gambler

>>53132811

>>53132764
what the fuck I'm ridin with biden now?

>>53132754
>>JEW JEW JEW SCHIZO JEW JEW KEK JEW MONEY BEAR BEAR JEW JEW BEAR JEW
average 4chin poster

>>53132829
>>>JEW JEW JEW SCHIZO JEW JEW KEK JEW MONEY BEAR BEAR JEW JEW BEAR JEW
spot on market analysis actually

Is historical volatility the best metric for, uh, historic volatility? As in, what should I use to decide the proper blend between, say, QQQ and TQQQ based on my risk tolerance?

We have all seen this consolidation/bart pattern before. Now's your chance to get out while you still can.

VVIX at lowest levels in over half a decade.

It’s official; volatility is finished.

>>53132829
Yes.

What the fuck

>>53132798
amd literally looks fine, macd looks good and my bottom indicator says its bottoming

bros im in san fagcisco and were about to get flooded all week and lose power most likely
can you guys from states with actual weather tell me what food i need to stock up on to survive?

What should I throw 500 bucks into?

>>53132758
bought already COIN at 33, CHTR at 309 but not buying the other shit you mentioned. rather go into CRWD and SNOW for another high beta plays who will pump hard

CHWY BROS WTFWT

>>53132854
Ching chong chigger

>>53132863
SPY

>>53132838
With QQQ be mentally prapared to be down -80%, with TQQQ -98%

>>53132822
>Portfolio line go up
feels good
>Portfolio line go up and I know why
feels better.

>>53132862
Beans and rice.

Well, I sold my MARA shares I bought the other day @$3.22/share for $$4.07 today. Weird play, I know, but I'll take it. Profit is profit

Why is no one buying houses anymore?

>>53132862
just get MREs they're like 7000 calories
>>53132891
based haitian dish

Volume is so dry.

>>53132862
Isn't it $2k/month just to rent a small closet to live in and share a community kitchen with 10 people? What is an actual bedroom go for? $3k/month there?

>>53132862
>beans
>rice
>backpacking stove + fuel

>>53132919
jews scammed everyone out of their money

>>53132884
Sure, but where do you get that 80% baseline for QQQ? Like if you're interested in a stock how do you decide in advance the amount of margin or call leveraging to use?

Obviously the "do you lose sleep at night" test works but only after the fact.

>>53132927
the calm before the storm.

>>53132919

>>53132921
>just get MREs they're like 7000 calories
Stay AWAY from egg omelet.

>>53132931
I pay $3200 for a one bedroom in a nice part of town
i also do not make 192k

test

>>53132854
China stronk

>>53132862
Your reserves should be based on whatever you most commonly eat. For the bay area, that means you need to stock up on ass.

>>53132871
You wouldn't fuck that dog?

>natgas

>>53132752
We’ll reverse as soon as the Fed minutes come at 2 PM

Thank you kind janitor for the warning, I will be a good boy I promise

>>53132965
Well isn't there alot of hills there? Doesn't seem like a big flooding risk to me, but I've only been to LA and sand Diego, I've never actually been to fagfrancisco, just seen it on tv

Is the recession canceled?

>>53132952
Well I think the sp500 fell close to -50% during the financial crisis, so I’d imagine that in a reallt bad situation qqq could fall even more than that, to be conservative.

>>53132921
I'm from out West and don't know shit about Caribbean food besides jerk chicken.

>>53132862
I hope everything around you falls into the sea desu senpai no cap

>>53132997
yeah it flooded really badly last week, apparently it will be worse this time with power outages
if you hate san fagsico you should look up videos of the bums getting washed away

>>53132996
FUCK JANITORS

KILL THEM, JEWS, NIGGERS, AND CHINESE, AND SANDNIGGERS

>>53132854
China relaxed a bit on 'tech'. BABA went up 9% or something.

>>53132931
You know, paying ~500(including heating and water) for a nice 50m2 appartment makes me appreciarte not being murican.
Even if the pay here is lower

>>53133005
around here we call it a soft landing

>>53133015
Shit, I'll check it out thanks, and good luck

>>53132956
Anon, that doesn’t account for supply of housing. single family homes still selling. And blackrock is making sure no one owns property in any major city.
But yes if you bought a 500k home in Omaha or some non tech town you are a retard.

>>53132887
>harry dent
>michael burry
Both wildly successful traders, know when shit is going to hit the fan. Both even called what happened in 2022 perfectly.

>peter schiff
>BUY LE GOLD

>>53132997
>The forecast remains on track this morning with a potent storm system beginning to approach the central California coast. Major impacts are expected including widespread flooding and damaging
winds beginning later today and lasting into Thursday. Again, it is worth noting that this system is different than the previous storm to impact the region, yet impacts will still be significant.

>Wind gusts ahead of the boundary will increase to 40 to 60 mph with 60 to 80 mph expected in the coastal hills. If these winds do materialize, the threat for scattered to widespread power outages and property damage will greatly increase. In addition, rainfall will increase in coverage and intensity from this afternoon and into the evening. Excessive rainfall over already saturated soils will result in rapid
rises on creeks, streams and rivers as well as flooding in urban areas. Thunderstorms are also expected late this evening with heavy downpours, small hail, lightning and gusty winds as the atmosphere becomes increasingly unstable.
-https://www.weather.gov/wrh/TextProduct?product=afdmtr

ITS SLOWLY GOING DOWN SELL SELL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>53132956
think you're missing a few data points there, buddy
>>53133012
beans and rice, jerk chicken, smoked pork, curried oxtail, my brudda
caribbean food is the only food that is still cheap in this day and age

>>53133037
God bless you Jerome. I will continue to pay my taxes.

>>53132919
I can't afford one and my best bet is to inherit one my parents managed to pay off and own after 30 years and a high paying military career.

>>53133057
>Fed Minutes Confirmed as Hours
BUY BUY BUY

WHY DID I BUY CALLS

UH BROS....

>>53133076
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>53133076
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53132807
i'm gonna buy more puts

>>53133078
>>53133076
soon..

SEELLLL SELL BULLBROS SELLLLLLLLL

>>53133076
this is the CLF tranny btw lmao

>>53133024
Does the bear case on China remain?

>>53133101
>CLF tranny
WTF xhe didn't rope in 21?

>>53133125
it must have gotten more money from daddy

Reminder , baggie bought spy calls at the top

Natgas rejected

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>53133128

>>53133128
Sounds familiar

I'm bullish on the entertainment sector, what is the best bet

>>53133150
puts on western civilization

>>53133014
every day i want russia to win more

>>53133150
WBD

>>53133101
Speaking of blasts from the past, wonder where this guy is now. And also the tatsunoko poster.

It unironically does seem like a good time to maybe pick up a small bag of YANG tbqh

It looks like most of my most-hated stocks (ex Tesla) were moving up into year end, contrary to the market trend. This supports my case for an upcoming catastrophic market wipeout day, in my opinion, because the trend fighting the wipeout seems to favor my most-hated sector. One might short DB, BA, and META assuming an impending reversion to the market trend since these Q4 divergences pumped on no fundamentals. Likely the reversion was deferred into the new year.

>>53133102
I bought BABA on the way down and it got fucked 50% more after I bought it. I wouldn't touch it unless it looked safer. Who knows what'll happen down there for the next few months with COVID going wild.

I made $1200 today with $TSLA and $819 buying $WISH at .48. I’m feeling good.

>>53133150
Disney

The SPY will close the day +2%. You can ignore every other post. Buy calls, turn off your computer, make money

>>53133164
>DGTW
Ah yes, the ghost stock.

>>53133180
dont listen to him and buy puts

>>53133164
that guy probably made money on his penny scams and vanished, as all penny scammers do
i remember DGTW and WOGI having a decent pump at one point

>>53132954
As was foretold.

>>53133180
>>53133193
OK, I'm gonna need you guys to post your 2022 performance so I know who to listen to.

you retards still dont get it

THE.MARKET.GOES.DOWN.FOREVER

>>53133197
>decent pump
Some people expected even more.

>>53133205
past performance is no guarantee of future results
>smug-pepe.png

>>53133180
>turn off your computer

how do I stop hating women

>>53133220
Then how do you explain the Medallion Fund? Checkmate, atheists.

>the market won't bottom until q4 this year
>i'm going to make a ton of money collecting interest on my 90% cash, 10% short position
>will get the slurp of a lifetime

>>53133227
You just need to watch more tiktoks. Women are smart and funny.

>>53133227
you have to understand they don't owe you sex. once you get it out of your head that woman = sex, you will become enlightened.
>>53133150
DYOR

>>53133251
if it won't bottom until q4 why are you just 10% in shorts?

Pretty crazy how much JPM pumped on this news

had a seizure this morning got 395c for friday on spy at 380, i passed out and fuggin woke up to a bart chart. should i hold through the notes?

>>53133227
meet one of the few that isnt awful

politics is so fucking gay

my favorite financial twitter accounts keep talking about congress zzzzzzzzzzz

>>53133257
No, no, once you realize that women = sex you will become enlightened.

>>53133277
It pumped cause the person suing them was immediately fired by the government so they lawsuit will be dropped.

>>53133290
Politics and Finances are the same thing if you’re high IQ. It’s one of the reasons smg actually belongs on pol.

>>53133264
Don't want to risk too much capital getting heemed on the scam pumps/theta decay

>Bonds up
>Stocks up
>Gold up
>VVIX at lifetime lows
>Oil and Gas literally crashing

The golden bull is back, the bottom is in, the financial wizards at the FED and the Biden administration are geniuses. Recession so soft people didn’t even realize we were in one. Monetary policy so good that rates raised at the fastest rate ever with zero consequences to companies earnings; markets barely declined and all the people are clamoring to buy everything!

>>53133284
if job numbers on Friday are "good" (bad) it will pump hard.. probably..

Penny plays anyone got a bag of?

>>53133284
you never woke up from that seizure
haha

>>53132764

>>53133347
so tired

I was reading through previous threads and I noticed baggot has a real bad attitude today. Baggot if you're reading this, /smg/ is a place of positivity. You can take that poo poo attitude to reddit if you're going to be like that.

>>53132764
Don't hate him just don't like him much, simple as.

>>53133251
just write puts and buy on the way down

>>53133101
>this is the CLF tranny btw lmao
whatever happened to CLF tranny? wasn't he up like +1million dollars?

>>53133347
>Kim Jong Un weight loss dividends
still waiting bros

>>53133227
Talk to them and get to know enough?

In my research, most people who hate women either had a bad mother or sister growing up, or had severe negative interactions with either teachers/female authority figures early on or had a bad relationship that permanently soured the opposite sex in their mind.

My research also found that most of these instances happened in densely populated urban centers far more than rural areas, though that was more a trend than a rule.

Basically, get to know a larger sample size and potentially consider therapy for any trauma that may have caused a hatred of nearly half of humanity.

>>53133405
the more I talk to them the more I hate them though

>>53133392
The only stocks worth writing puts for are ones you never want to own.

>>53133399
He refused to slowly sell his calls and lost all his money despite everyone telling him to. Probably one of the most pathetic things I’ve seen on here.

so when the 10y is dropping that means the fed is buying so the markt goes up, right?

>>53133416
for you

>>53133399
Pay most of his money and took what was left and bought a house. He's turned the house into a fucking pig pen though. And he collects lot of vintage gaming shit.

>>53133416
>not writing puts on stocks you already own and double dipping on bullishness
ngmi

>>53133416
Not true

>>53133420
how did he lose all his money?

Brap bros...

Its dumping again...

>>53133439
he doubled down (at the top)

wow, /smg/ is really dead

>>53133455
30min to minutes

bugspammer
>https://stocktwits.com/SophiaLove

skyt bros?

>>53133455
55 posters. Bear markets and Democrats ruin everything. Although it doesn't help that the retarded Republicans can't even elect a speaker properly.

>>53133439
By being a tranny

>>53133465
woah!

>>53133414
Consider a change in environment, that was a significant factor in my analyses.

i am scared bullbros i need some hopium

>>53133470
I made the SKYT memes and sold because we clearly bought too early. Buy when the Fed pivots.

>>53133434
>not writing deep naked ITM puts one year out
lol?

>>53133436
it is true. good stocks have way lower IV. your capital is being used so inefficiently

Somebody explain to me how there are options going out 2 years on a derivative product based on another derivative measuring the rolling average of the first 2 expiring months of another derivative that itself is essentially a 60 day measure of another derivative that is supposed to tell me the 1 standard deviation volatility of another product that is also a derivative of a collection of 500 underlying stocks picked by a committee running what boils down to a momentum strategy and also note the price of those 500 stocks themselves is also "forward looking" cuz that's what the market does.
How the fuck do you price something like this?
Is this a top signal?

>>53133470
Will make me alot of money in my retirement account

>>53133439
>his money
heh you mean daddys money

>>53133478
He gambled it all away on options? Deserved it desu

>>53133481
28 minutes and something will happen I guarantee

>>53132862
where is the 401k contribution

I have no been an active participant since getting rugged in 2021. I have accepted my losses now and ready to start over with slightly less retardation.

Why is natgas dumping again. I thought we were recovering

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53133525
>pretax deductions $0

>>53133501
just because you can buy them doesn't mean they have and oi or volume

>>53133529
don't come crawling back now

>>53133527
Glad i sold last week

>>53133544
bear markets are where dividends shine fren

>>53133495
you arent going to make money like that dude. cost basis doesnt matter for the thesis of this company. it either goes to zero or 10x, so a price of entry at $5 or $7 is ultimately meaningless if you invest $5000 at either price

>>53133529
it really depends
more the health of the company and it's relationship to the part of the cycle we are in

>>53133564
how you feeling about Altria?
kind of want to plow a bunch back in at these prices, but it's a scary stock

>bought VVOS at $2.70

>>53133045
Harry Dent has been calling for a apocalypse since I heard of him back in 2015. He is no different than schiff.

>>53133499
Write a put on TSLA

Why is fucking silvergate up 26%?
Absolutely no reason for a pump on this absolute scam shitco.

>>53133537
Okay yeah fair enough the ETF VIXY's options have basically no OI or volume but it's twin ETN VXX has enough open interest to work with
The funny part is VXX is yet another level of derivative so now you have to price counterparty default risk. This risk is real since the issuer stopped issuing shares a while back for a few months which caused the value of the ETN to significantly differ from the underlying then suddenly restarted

Twenty minutes to minutes

>>53133569
>yo bro erode your cash away in this small cap
We haven't bottomed yet. The people who make the most money know when to get an entry. This is a BUY THAT FUCKING DIP!!! larping faggot. We won't bottom until YOU specifically are liquidated.

Good luck.

ARCC is trading blow book value. Check the chart and dividend yield.

>>53133470
I bought at 6.80 and sold @ 7.15. I am looking for another 6 dollarish re-entry

>>53133614
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53133601
Welcome to modern monetary theory.

>>53133600
>writing a put on a green day
LOL!!!

>>53133608
i'm getting these vix after the note release, i really don't like trading volatility products because occasionally it just doesn't move with the indexes falling. plenty of spy down and vix down days last year. however historically pivots happen at vix 40+ so this will be a capitulation play at the very least should print at 30 in march, i expect pain. the next month contracts for this strike have no openinterest but this one had 60k

>>53133648
I didn’t mean now, I meant in general

when are lesser tech companies like AQB/Blackberry going to bottom? Or are they future penny stocks?

>>53133621
i dont think you understand. A bottom for a company that is unprofitable and doesnt do anything yet doesnt exist. It either becomes a company that does things or doesnt

you know what, i am going to throw good money after bad and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>53133424
The Fed isn't buying (on net), they're either selling or holding their bonds until maturity.

>>53133643
My guess is because JPM suicided that USVI AG 0 IQ crypto bros are betting the same thing happens with FTX.
>We really did back the wrong horse in 1939

>>53133656
I will on the next leg down around $80. Sell puts to the people shorting the bottom.

>>53133501
This .gif has never been more appropriate.

>>53133595
i think i've purchased all my tobacco stock that I'm going to hold. MO is the only tobacco position I hold and yes it is scary bc regulations can F it up. but they continue to make money somehow.

Sorry guise, I have to play this card again. Better luck next time

>>53133623
> Payout ratio: 99.41%
> Debt-to-equity ratio: 126.98%
> Current ratio < 1

lets get this FOMC pump over with so I can close my calls by EOD and take a fat +12% 'folio day celebration nap

>>53133623
>Ares Commercial Finance provides asset-based cash flow solutions to small and middle-market companies. ACF works with borrowers to deliver creative, flexible, and comprehensive financing solutions. Ares Commercial Finance has the ability to structure and agent deals to support the growth and changing capital needs of clients. Their asset-based lines of credit may be structured as working capital financing, bridge financing, turnaround financing, acquisition financing, debtor-in-possession financing, and special accommodation financing.

...this sounds like a money laundering front, anon.

10 more minutes, then we either move hugely up or down. Where will the fed minutes be posted at tho?

>>53133659
Yes it's a risk, it's a gamble. It's one that looks like it will work out though. Take the gamble at $3 a share instead of $7.

>>53133719
Why not close now

Oil Barons...
Will we ever see green again...?

I demand a refund on my YANG investment

>>53133652
based. I'm actually eyeballing some Aug 23 /VX futures contracts and VIX calls as we speak. I like the further months out since they are more forgiving when VIX doesn't move "right" and I make my big money swing trading long equity indexes. The entire VIX complex is breaking down right now so the trade is easy and when the inevitable pump comes it should be nice. Open interest isn't great in the further to expiration VX futures but the spread is a single tick which is good enough for gov'mnt work

>>53133726
Here

>>53133734
Closing too early hurts way more than closing too late.

>>53133747
solly no lefund

>>53133719
>FOMC pump
Honestly with how stupid and desperate retail has been the last year it probably will pump today like it has every time rates go higher before dumping the next trading day. I think the fact that so many of these people still have money to buy in this market is proof that we are nowhere near the bottom yet.

>>53133726
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20221214.pdf

DO NOT SHARE OR OPEN THIS LINK FOR ANOTHER 9 MINUTES

>>53132683
>tech bros

http://www.coding2learn.org/blog/2013/07/29/kids-cant-use-computers/

Millennials can't use computers

any of you know where to get a case of juicy bars vapes wholesale?

>>53133734

high beta dogshit rallying
high yield credit rallying
VVIX new lows
VIX only down 2%
DXY bear flagging
yields bear flagging
SPY higher highs higher lows

its just probability

>>53133740
Probably in a couple days. We're at "OPEC put" levels so either there's a rebound, emergency OPEC meeting, or it turns out Xi is *really* good at sucking MBS's dick.

>>53133717
>>53133723
I don’t think you guys understand BDC trusts. They’re a little different then most investments.

>>53133761
Okay then but it did pump pretty nicely already

>>53132738
>it's not a santa new years rally, it's just a sucker's chubbo wubbo and the fed is going to dump

>>53133529
Yes pay taxes on your investments while your invested so you can take out your investments and pay taxes on that too.

JUICY FRUIT
THE TASTE IS GONNA MOVE YA

SkyWater bros.
It's over

just fucking heem me already jerome


WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY

2 year just dumped

somebody knows something

I'm scared guise
I feel a massive dump coming on

>>53133765
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53133802
Sheeeeeeeeeeet

Scrumpf lied he's not a common man at all but actually a billionaire!

>tfw loaded up on beaten down small caps for the past 6 months

>>53133810
Everybody knows.
It's not new info.

5 more minutes until we dump. Close those longs or get liquidated lmao

>>53133815
What did you do? DID YOU CLICK THE LINK?! FUCK I COULD LOSE MY JOB YOU ASSHOLE!

>>53133757
I dont want to be the bearer of bad news bobro, but I think you should get out of your short positions while you can. It's gonna pump the markets

COIN up 13%. Why?

>dow barely up half a point
>bears already reeing
You shorted too close to the bottom that's all that can be said.

4 MINUTES AHHHHHHHHH

>>53133789
> take out your investments and pay taxes on that too.
It’s all taken out already as dividends

>>53133826
It's okay anon. I'll make enough money on the info for both of us

>>53133765
Woopsie stinky, I also clicked C:

>>53133827
there was some court settlement or some shit

>>53133810

let's fucking go bulltards

>>53133818
Nice. Any particular tickers or sectors?

>>53133857
Where going somewhere that’s for sure

get hooked retards

>choose your fighter

We are about to pump so fucking hard. Who’s ready for SPY to gap up 2%? Biden bull run starts now.

are you ready

>higher highs
>Higher lows

Isn't that a bear flag?

we're fackin going to 390 eod check em bastards

>>53133862
FED minutes it’s a long only fund; ticker SPY

Gentlemen, it's been an honor...

>>53133870
faggot

IT'S FINNA HAPPEN

How rekt on these VIXM shares am I about to get bros? Give it to me straight

FED MINUTES LIVE
get in here faggots
https://youtu.be/K4P-4aCsk_o

>taps mic
>*ahem*
WOAH BLACK BETTY

>>53133814
You're a bear, I know you are because you're using reverse meme magic to try and force the market down, by pretending you want it to go up.

>>53133883
Nothing ever happens

>>53133862
small caps are so fucked over the past year that you'll find pretty much all of them down at least 60% (most even 90%)

they've just all been grouped together and haven't had a chance to bounce, so in terms of sectors you can look anywhere, just pay attention to debt, it is important, a lot of small caps deserve their deaths, but the problem YTD is that the jew bundled growth with memeshit biotech startups

naturally avoid the biomemes, look at the companies that have good growth, very little debt and perhaps even cycles of milgov contracts

DUBS GET FOR PUMP TOOO THE MOOOOOON!

>buy JEPI before ex-dive date
>collect div
>sell

whats the flaw?

>GIGA CRAB
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we pump

Literally told you LOL

MUMU I KNEEL

BEARQ GOT BTFO

THE FIRST MOVE IS ALWAYS WRONG

>>53133882
What's the damage anon?

It's time

>no refunds

Thanks to that one anon last week that posted links to Analyst Prep youtube
Great videos, learning a lot

I CAN'T READ
WHEN JEROME SPEAK

we are dumping

uhhhhhh WTF HAPPENED?

>he bot
>dump eeet

I bought calls yesterday to hedge against my shorts and pussied out and sold them when they were red

why am I retarded

I bought

jerome doesnt speaky today
he just showed up to laugh at you hooked retards

UHOH MUMU

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

OUTTAAAaaaa......

I'm glad I didn't buy the calls that I wanted to KEK. Sorry mumus, I am sitting this one out

>>53133935
My bastards redeem.

>FED MINUTES: PARTICIPANTS OBSERVED THAT SLOWING INTEREST RATE INCREASES WOULD ALLOW CENTRAL BANK TO ASSESS PROGRESS ON INFLATION, EMPLOYMENT

you need to be buying right now

is this the death rattle?

>FED EXPECTS TO CONTROL INTEREST RATES FOR FORESEEABLE FUTURE

>>53133967
you dont know what that means

>>53133940

I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

>>53133967
yeah followed by a "surprise" 50 bepis rape hike
fool me once, shame on you
fool me twice, can't get fooled again

>>53133973
What does that even mean

>>53133977
it means The Pivot is coming you doublenigger

>>53133912
I base my VIXM buys off of VIX futures and they literally just blipped 1 single tick so VIXM hasn't moved at all, not even a penny. I'm guessing the move will be after the close and into tomorrow

i guess i really am front running bonds
>heemed

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>FED HOLDS FOMC VOTING MEMBER COUNT STEADY AT 12

I liquidated lol

>>53133960
......aaaaAAATTUO

>>53133967
Don't post such pics anon, the faggot mod will ban you

I'VE LOST EVERYTHING
EEEEVERRYTHING
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME
MATTERS IN THIS WORLD

>>53133979
time in the market > timing the market haha

>>53133988
"the pivot" is the best cope because they dont know what it is or what it means

>>53134000
Tax free?

>>53133985
>SEVERAL FED MEMBERS EXPECT ECONOMY TO CONTINUE INTO 2023 OR 2024

>inflation is over
BULLISH
>but that means recession
BEARISH
>but that means fresh stimmies
BULLISH
>but that means more inflation
BEARISH

>>53134006
time out of the market > time in the market

>>53134008

do you not understand?

>>53134022
ive lost zero dollars so far this year

hurry up and dump you piece of shit bonds
worked out today and i'm so fucking angry and horny now

>>53134020
Is the fed always this unintelligible

>>53134027
based, same

>>53134025
do you not understand that the decade of 0% interest rates is over forever
do you not understand jpow will bring the entire global economy to a standstill to restore price stability and maximum employment?

>>53134035
>FED MINUTES CONFIRM REVERSE REPO MARKET OPPOSITE OF REPO MARKET

>>53134031
what mental illness is this?

what are the AI saying?

>>53134049
everyone here is bots, just read the thread

>>53134046
Bow that’s fucked up, properly

>>53134031
>>53134047
she's getting good at that

>>53134031
>Dump bonds
wut

>>53134047
autism in girls is rare but when it happens...

>>53134047
Horse girls.

>>53134049
don't you hear it? the chips are clacking. there are skeletons in the mainframe.

CNBC "Not a single member dissented. There is not a single dove in the Fed"

>>53134020
ITS OVER

>>53134063
>>53134031
those poor wrists

>>53134046

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>>53134075
Jerome disciplines them with his monster cock

>>53134067
That's all standard and expected. Probably the biggest new element is the possibility of revenge-based hikes.

imagine buying when earnings are just around the corner and they are going to be shit across the board lol
im a buyer of the shit and poop 500 at around 2500

>>53134081
Tail looks like a dried out vine
3/10

>>53134100
Bad bake, you need the links, anon.

>>53133998
kek

Why are most people thinking March will be the bottom? Because it would have covered the fallout from Q4 earnings?