/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for posting in proper thread

this thread is gay as fuck

I might buy some YANG

>four /smg/ threads on the catalog, none of which have hit the bump limit
Early bakers NGMI

mmmh yes this is a thread

good and proppa
no who was i arguing with earlier

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

Where's that one anon from last thread that made $1000 overnight on AAPL?

Tesla is ez money, don't say I didn't warn you

>>53131322
Every day you post this stupid shit, and every day I laugh at you.
I'm up 140% on my BILI position now.

>>53131314

>Just correctly identifty and trade the 1 out of 250+ trading days bro

>>53131347
When buy, when sell, when repeat?

You know what’s crazy? The rally literally hasn’t even begun yet, we’re just now backtesting

Fuck bear faggots

WTFWT

listen to me redeem ur soxl now sisters its ur last chance before the dumpathon

>>53131366
use a chart lol

>>53131366
One trade per decade should be enough

>>53131384
we had green futes into red for like 2 weeks now

>>53131347
>Tesla is ez money, don't say I didn't warn you
Shorting, or longing?
Not sure I see it dropping back to pre-202 levels, but current evaluation still seems wild. Even with no need for physical dealer locations.

>>53131368
>>Educational sites:
>https://www.investopedia.com/
>https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>>53131293
Thank you for baking a properly formatted thread anon, and for not namefagging.

>>53131341
AAPL is one of the best stocks to day trade. Little tip that works for me, along with whatever other backtested system you use for short term trading, look for spikes on VXAPL (the VIX but literally just for Apple shares) and when it makes a nice pump out of nowhere like yesterday whilst AAPL dumps below recent lows that's when you can go in for a quick easy flip

>>53131320
>namefag
>in the spirit of being a fag, tries to take the ball whenever some anon outsmarts and out plays him
>even tries to change the rules (by not posting links or even a title) due to sheer arrogance
You give namefag across the 4chud a bad name, nigger

MELT UP

>>53131384
3800 looking pretty solid

>>53131401

We’ve been literally sideways since December 16th

Bobros ...

>>53131402
Longing, idk how long term but I'm stacking TSLL. It's incredibly oversold even as someone who doesn't like the company.

>>53131368
Buy when red, sell when green.

why did the market just jump .5% in a minute?

Bros...

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>>53131413
Ignore the namefag, they feed off of the attenton.

>>53131429
t. Elon Musk fanboy

>>53131426
Remember your training

paypal computer fellas

my bags are gone

That’s it! The bottom is in!

SPY will never trade below 380 ever again.

>>53131408 >>53131413 >>53131448
watch your language
>>53131433
it really is this easy

>>53131409
Today was a TSLA day, that son of bitch made $5 twice already.
Good info though, that's what I wanna see more of here, not DCA/dividend/whatever dorks running their mouth

So, somebody needs to leak the fed hours and seconds. All I ever see publicly is a few minutes

>>53131413
>>even tries to change the rules (by not posting links or even a title) due to sheer arrogance
The links break the rules regarding advertising. They're literally put there by the owners of those websites to get more traffic to their shitting fucking projects. Go fuck yourself.

>>53131462
based and true

>>53131364
wtf is marv, i've never heard a pepe variant be called that and i couldn't find anything searching for it.

>>53131477
Thanks jannie

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53131341
>by risking $50k

>>53131481
>inb4 fed minutes take us down to $350 SPY.

>>53131477
You're such a retarded ugly old loser holy shit

>>53131477
Baggie's Mad

>>53131484
We went over this last year. There are five frogs:
1. Pepe
2. Apu
3. Honkler
4. Marv
5. Peepo

>oil

>>53131484
>searching for, and looking at peepee
gross

>>53131493
>risking $50k
Do I need to explain your own thoughts to you? Are you the /smg/ NPC?

>>53131484
We are all Marv

>>53131484
marv is the one with the flattened head newfag.

It's a super mini bart
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oil is now $7 cheaper than it was at the start of the year.

>>53131505
I can't find marv pics searching that name. all the others i can.

>>53131484

>>53131482
I imagine that their campus has a cafeteria/cafe on-site, and it's just that the coffee was free (muffins and other things for the young female employees to make tiktoks about were already for-pay). Now it's not, pay $3 for a cup from the (outsourced) cafe staff cashier and then walk over and get your coffee from the carafes that were already there.

>>53131505
Post em por favor. Honkler, what a name

>>53131537
It's ok anon, not everyone is cut out for frog posting at this level

>>53131409
why is it the best? it seems like you're saying it's a way to play vix. just play vix

>>53131543
i love his lil forward head ass. reminds me of me. got that ogre posture

>MSFT

Invest in REITS for monthly dividends.
A good spread of them for safety. I like O, STAG and AGNC.

>>53131569
>reminds me of me. got that ogre posture
based

>>53131569
Atleast Marv is smiling

>>53131543
doesnt show up on other search engins, i try not to use google as much as i can.

>>53131547
Honkler is just the clown version of Peepo, but his style and personality are distinct enough that he warrants his own name

>>53131592
Lmao what is this pepe censorship

>>53131578
>Getting btfo when some kike analyst downgrades you

>>53131592
Are you the dumbass last night who wouldn't google "WHOA BLACK BETTY"?

>>53131484

>>53131596
Nice, I have honkler saved and never even knew it

10 fucking years of this stupid meme, and on a long enough timeline to sell out

>>53131562
It's just easy to profitably day trade. Predictable price action, lots of fanboys (including hedge funds and institutional buyers eager to slurp), massive liquidity, easy to get a read on implied volatility using VXAPL so you can just glance at the chart to see if AAPL holders are in a panic, massively profitable business that isn't going anywhere. I have a few others like UNH, CBOE, XOM, etc. also boomer stocks, also easy price action. Like Buffett says, don't try to pole vault when you can just step over the 1 foot high bars in trading. AAPL is an inch off the ground

WHAT THE FUCK
WHY ARE SHITCOS PUMPING

IM LOSING MY ASS

>>53131293
Let me guess, you NEED more?

>>53131604
marv got shadow b& for being a nazi

>>53131623
fed minutes leaked
haha

why wouldn't I just put my cash into these newly-high yield savings accounts? those are guaranteed returns, versus whatever the fuck is going on in the stock market. pic not related..

Everytime this metldown faggot appears the market recovers . My puts heemed and i am barely green .

>>53131606
another day another jewish trick

>>53131627
Good job marv

>>53131623
you missed the pump by 12 hours, crypto never closes their market

I'm seeing a puts and calls trend

Go spy puts

>>53131614
lol no, i wasn't on last night only early afternoon. I've been trying to reduce my screentime and get back into reading books. Currently reading Childhood's End by Arthur C Clark. great book so far.

>>53131523 >>53131638
watch your language
>>53131578
LMAO
>>53131622
how exactly is the VXAPL related at all?

Why baba poomping?

>>53131493
>>53131515
>The whole $50k unleveraged equity stake in Apple for less than one (1) whole session was at risk.

>not buying tech stocks that went sub dollar after 2022
>not holding thousands of shares at a time to be chad whale in next tech bubble to dump on baggies

Oh let me guess you are a dividend baby or index fund beta

>OIL

>>53131622
what do you mean by price action? i can ask 20 people that and get 20 answers, it seems.
if you understand the stock good for you, keep at it

>>53131657
shutup nigger

NOOO THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE LE BIG CRASH

>november 2022 - SPY 382
>decemeber 2022 - SPY 382
>january 2023 - SPY 382

This is looking like a good time to sell more BTU puts.

Why tf is china poomping so hard??
Are they finally going to take over the good ol' USA?

>>53131718
Better than
'le line only goes up XD'
Fuck you

>meltup
like pottery

>>53131720
>January 2021 - SPY 382

>>53131675
>there's people here that think AAPL could be delisted tomorrow morning

Natural brap bros?

Are we saved? Back to 6 soon?

>>53131714
watch it
>>53131733
shady business practices
>>53131727
why in the fuck would you want to do that, look at the macd

Why is Micron pumping so hard, specifically? Did I miss something?

>>53131623
All the worlds problems are solved, we entered and recovered from a recession before anyone even realized it happened. The FED are masters of monetary policy and with them in charge there is no need to worry.

You should be buying the dips, it always works cause stocks go up.

>>53131771
I hope so.
Now the OIL baggies have to suffer

>>53131780
They deserve to feel what brap bros felt. Natgas to 6 EOW

>>53131775
look at bitcoin computer

>>53131657
>how exactly is the VXAPL related at all?
VXAPL uses the VIX white paper formula to average out the intrinsic value of 30 day calls and puts on AAPL. VXAPL spikes when there's panic selling of AAPL shares and since panic tends to get irrational that should be a necessary part of your prerequisite (along with other things) to buy. Most stocks don't have their own custom VIX, GOOG, AMZN, IBM, GS, and AAPL do as far as I know and of those I find AAPL the most predictable price action
>>53131688
>what do you mean by price action?
Price action is just how the price moves. People's opinions tend to differ on what is significant. I'm a contrarian trader when it comes to Apple so I like breakouts on VXAPL accompanied by breakdowns on the AAPL share price. Part of the fun for me is to only buy when people are scared so I have to see sharp increases in implied volatility or I can't get excited about the stock. It's just what does it for me. I like the idea of buying cheapies from capitulating bag holders then selling it all back to them later at a premium. Buy capitulation and sell into FOMO

>VVIX went down yesterday
>Sold SPY puts yesterday
>SPY puts lost like 1/3rd of their premium already
>Next 5 days in NorCal are going to be super rainy and stormy
Cozy

>>53131795
ok, thanks for the info. i'll keep it in mind

>>53131778
then why is the yield curve still inverted? I've successfully predicted 17 of the past 3 recessions, and I'm telling you we just stepped right into another one.

why are we pumping today??

>>53131808
show us your backward testing then
>um, uh, uhm, i'll get back to you on that one

>>53131816
It’s like +0.6%

>brap gas

>>53131816
stock market pumps on news of stock dumping

probably pumping to bait retail into buying in anticipation of fomc minutes

>>53131816
warm weather = cheap energy = bull run
it's always energy. this is financial advice.

>>53131816
so we can dump on friday like always

>>53131834
BUDDY LOOK AT SOXL COMPUTER

>>53131838
Why does this image make me laugh this hard

>>53131727
Lol why would you sell puts on a commodity co. run by Elliot Mgmt

You can get diluted to death any moments and those puts get a massively asymmetric payout

>>53131816
The jews needed an exit pump

@53131833
>powerfulblackman.png
you're not even getting a (you)

>>53131816
If you don't pump you can't bait anybody into the 380 crab

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53131850
I don’t pay much attention to leveraged computers

Natty gas reversal confirmed at what level, I really need hopium

>>53131885
i dont have any friends dont lie to me

I'm getting bogged by Microsoft.

>all these anons unaware that minutes get released at 2 et
>haven't traded long enough to understand the pattern of pump before face melting dump we've had for the last 6 sessions.
>wHy We PuMpInG nIgGa
Not saying I'm big brain, but damn, fuck your life, lmao

>>53131850
Is there any reason to be bullish on semiconductors going forward? I mean in the next 3-4 years.

Milkers or dumpy bros, which is it gonna be?

>>53131913
MSFT baggies don't exist

Doubling up on my TSLA shorts before the inevitable dump after fed minutes

What a gay ass day. I decided to simply not participate in days when market is rigged and retarded. We're going to retarded turbopump on minutes, then dump tomorrow.

>>53131927
Cogito ergo sum.

>Lumber doesn't want to go down
>Oats are going down
sooner or later I will slurp one or the other

>>53131885
I love dividends!

>>53131772
>why in the fuck would you want to do that, look at the macd
Because it's bottoming here. I don't give a shit about your favorite technical bullshit, but if you look at the trend macd clearly shows the same. You sell puts at the bottom. They expire worthless. You make money.
I don't have to care if/when it bounces back higher because puts are a downside bet. The options premiums are good, and bias is towards the upside. It's not going lower.

>>53131949
You love paying taxes?

>>53131951
>It's not going lower.
That's what they all say.

>>53131924
Dumpy

WTFTWT?!?!

>>53131918
I doubt the average SOXL trader really knows or even cares

OOOOOOOoOoOoOOOOOOOO POOMP EET

>>53131347
True. Tesla best stock atm. Highly volatile but that is part of the reason it is the best stock.

>>53131932
This market is a coiled spring. Everyone is hedged for a crash. If the minutes are consensus or even just no apocalyptic this market is going to absolutely EXPLODE higher. Look at the VIX. We are 100% going higher. SPY 400 EOW

>>53131918
ZERO

>>53131957
He has missiles for that

>>53131361
we just keep winning BILI bros

>>53131987

usually this is how bottoms and support areas are formed.
good chance that these are the lows for 1H '23

Brap bros?

TASTE THE RAINBOW BOBO SHITS

>>53131991
We found him: the most based man on earth.

SOXL bros we are back above 10

>>53131932
what are fed minutes? did I make a mistake by buying 2 TSLA? SHEEEET

KR bros WWA?

>>53131916
>this retard thinking minutes are a session

See yall niggs at the bottom

anyone have any thoughts on HELE - Helen of Troy earnings tomorrow? I'm thinking bearish for them

I'm still puzzled why Oil is this low.

>>53131855
The beauty of BTU is that its so shit against such a bullish macro backdrop for coal that it can't possibly fail worse than expectations.
The asymmetry is towards the upside, but due to the nature of options calls/puts will always have equivalent pricing because a covered call is identical to a short put. You can profit off this asymmetry.
I sell a pretty consistent quantity of puts every month or two when BTU dumps, and at this point BTU could hypothetically crash to zero and I'd still have made money cumulatively between the trades. It won't though. They're already sitting on $10 of cash and they earn another $3 every quarter.

fuck this gay market

>>53132061
Does the dog really appreciate the experience

>>53132063
i bet her blow jobs are amazing

>>53131987
VIX isn’t even close to 30 dumbass.

>>53132063

>>53131957
small price to pay for financial freedom regardless of a bear market/recession

>>53132073
Zoom out dumb fuck
You really thought you could make money buying at $80+

>>53132063
>HELE
IDK but OXO is fucking elite.

>>53132083
no, dog probably shit himself on the way down

intel sisters... you DID buy the stock, right?

>>53132083
Sure.

>>53132108
If you can live off the dividends it’s a different story then

are we santa rallying

>>53132109
STFU you dolt.

Dammit I'm getting heemed on MSFT

MM’s prey on retard bulls on days like today. 2pm is going to cause circuit breakers to the downside.

>>53132135
This is why accepting comp in company stock is fucking gay.

>2pm is going to cause circuit breakers to the downside.

>>53132055
Its retarded but I think thats what happens.

What’s the opposite of a nose dive

>>53132140
>2 more hours

>>53132126
SPX 3878.45 gap still open

>>53132149
You still have time to sell your calls.

>>53132151
a massive glizzy pump

No way I just missed out on a x3 today just because I told myself I wont trade today.

Hey, the minutes are just the text version of what they said a month ago. They didn't magically change the policy or what was said.
>dumps.

Hey /smg/, I just woke up. How's my portfolio of 50% UCO and 50% MSFT doing?

>>53131924
sauce?

>>53132073
Oil is dumping because the trade is over and no one wants to baghold.
Everyone with large gains on their oil stocks from last year (or 2021) was holding out until January to dump so they could delay the tax bill on their gains for another 12 months.
The selloff spiraled because no one wants to buy in here with momentum negative. None of those sellers are coming back either - you don't realize a huge gain just to re-enter the same position.

If China demand picks up, or Russian supply craters, or SPR repurchases actually happen (they won't), then we could see a bullish oil picture, but any of that will take a few months to develop.
In the meantime, it'll continue to crab at these levels that technically still profitable, but not quite enough to excite anyone.

>>53132073
There's the possibility that Xi has picked up the SPR release baton and/or has sucked off MBS enough that the OPEC put is off the table.

long aapl now or be priced out forever.

it's simple. never fade buffett.

>>53132196
>Buffett
But Apple makes all their shit in China, so doesn't that count as betting against America?

>>53132196
Whos fucking lesbian aunt is that?

>>53132055
Reading comprehension much
Maybe I should've clarified 'trading sessions' you disingenuous nigger. You know what I meant. Retail nigger bears deserve what's coming

>NATTY GAS

>>53132207
young man, everything is made in china. betting on american manufacturing is betting against America. we are too smart to be wagies.

POOPOO PEEPEE
POOPOO PEEPEE
POOPOO PEEPEE

>>53132219
Its fake and gay rally untill 5

>>53132217
Scuse me, coming through mumushits

Yep I got me a good feeling about this one come 2:01 pm in the day of our lord January fourth

>>53132187
No sauce.
AI'ed it anon.

>>53132190
Sound analysis, anon.
However, I assume this only to be a "sphere of influence" of a small fraction of the whole Oil spectrum.
Hence why I don't know why the rest of the spectrum is content with prices this low.
Adjusted by any inflationary metric, they are pretty much giving oil away for free at the moment.
Cost of production, refinement and each step along the way of the supply chain has seen rampant inflation over the past years, yet Oil prices remain low to lower.
Again, it feels like they all of a sudden are willing to give it away for free.
I'm starting to question the profitability of it all.

I might be off entirely, of course, but I can't shake that feeling.

Also, I guess that it's only a matter of time until we see an escalation in the Russia/Nato/Ukraine "meme conflict" if Oil prices refuse to rise significantly (to $100 or above, at least)
Else TPTB feel threatened that their green agendas and agendas of less consumption throughout the western world are threatened by sheer market forces of "literal free oil" and we all know that TPTB hate nothing more than the people having nice things.

Holy fuck, I should've just traded today.

I bought 100 AMZN at 85 sometime last week.
I'm not sure why.
I'm also not sure what to do with it?
Should I just sell now for a quick 100 smackers or hold for longer?

>>53132266
>buy a stock without knowing what you plan to do with it

>>53132275
Somebody's gotta feed the beast.

I'm still not buying the market that is pricing in 5% growth this year (lol) while my savings account is giving me risk free 4.5%.

>>53132243
What we deserve is many Gainsborough.
So much Gainsborough.
Bulls deserve reddit gold for their labor. Nothing else. Maybe a bull for their wife who hasn't fucked them in ten years, and that one time was only short missionary

>>53132266
Do you feel lucky? You just got lucky

Still holding 380 call 0DTEs. Not selling today even through FOMC. Letting broker exercise them tomorrow morning.

Fuck bear faggots I’m not scared

I went all in on calls here

>>53132196
a buddy of mine sold $80K of AAPL back in 2011 when it was like $13 a share (split adjusted) in order to go travel the world. , would be about $800K today + divvies

>>53132298
Thanks for the short signal.

What data came out today to drive blastoff

Based shitdaq pumping with retard gorilla nigger strength

2023 will be our year, mumubros. LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

>>53132303
Wow
But you can’t know the future

>>53131505

>he didnt write 50 february contracts of puts on intel

>>53132314
It’s up less than the S&P isn’t it

>>53132302

WHAT THE FUCK ITS RED

Lost 9k on YANG
This is my 5th consecutive loss
I'm 48% down YTD
Feeling like shit

>>53132312
>he doesn't know
Dude, just stop trading and start looking at the calender, you nincompoop

>>53132330
with jews you lose

>>53132302
I should've done the same, WHY DID I JUST WATCH IT GO UP INSTEAD. FUCKKKKKKK

Honestly with TSLA at these levels I wouldn't be surprised if it starts to get pumped again and brings the S&P with it. The fattest green candles on it in a year were this week.

>>53132344
Just give me the summary, I didn't trade at all today

>>53132250
>AI'ed it anon.
Finally technology produces something of value

>>53132338
Mm’hm that’s how it works

>>53132362
JOLT job report, initially caused dump. Now it's pumping, fed minutes prolly got leaked

>>53132324
what about the red wagecuck pepe?

Finally broke even on my BA position
Do I sell

>>53132383
>it's pumpmng because minutes got leaked!
smg fixing to be assblasted by the 2pm dump once again

>>53132383
>Fed minutes
Why would you get excited about this, the Fed hasn't changed its posture since December 2021 so there shouldn't be anything unexpected. People are literally just wishfully thinking that QE infinity is coming soon

>HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

>>53131775
Because I sold

>>53132343
How'd you do last year?

fed minutes leaked guys, picrel
wew

>>53132414
>2021
Time is mcfuckingFLYING

>>53132417
Whoa mama

>>53132417
somebody asked to be that things boyfriend? what was he drinking?

>>53132424
Can't believe the market's looking past this bearish paragraph:
>"COLLAPSING CENTRAL BANKS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this NFCI range before. There could be COLLAPSING CENTRAL BANKS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE COLLAPSING CENTRAL BANKS" he thought. Komm Susser Tod reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $900,000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of illiquidity in the Eurodollar system. "With a swap line, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>53132426
I dumped my bags in early Dec '21. It's been the same shit every FOMC and every minutes. The only exception was in July when Powell unwisely said "we're at neutral" and triggered a mega rally.

>>53132361
I'm actually on the opposite side of the spectrum
This is nigger jew masters prepping the bull for another -15% day
Instead of happening through the course of six and a half hours, it's gonna happen in less than 2. You've been, um, warned.
Remember what happened last fomc? Now it's gonna be written on paper, making it more solid than spoken word. You're not a native American, right? >>53132362
Fomc minutes nigger

Dat feel when your wildly out of the money protection is worth more than your initial bet.

>>53132411
>>53132414
I hope fed minutes tank everything, about to buy puts because I'm salty that I didn't do calls for the pump up. Why did I decide not to trade today, I WILL TRADE TODAY FUCK THIS

>>53132458
I'm American I just don't see why the FOMC minutes should be an event. There has literally never been anything unexpected from the Fed all through 2022 if you just took them at their word. It's not their fault every investor has been through Pavlovian conditioning to expect another few trillion in QE at the slightest downturn and doesn't take them seriously

>>53132458
I actually am a member of a federally recognized Native American tribe

Bull Run alert

>>53132479
>Makes personal money when right.
>Loses customer money when wrong.
>If really, really wrong, lose government money.
EZ

i'm really nervous about bond prices being up at the same time as stocks
i have a very bad feeling about this

>>53132458
Fingers crossed.

Some TSLA around $80 would be nice

>>53132479
>another few trillion in QE
Unironically, what do you think these $1 trillion+ bills have been all year?

> Tesla
> "automobile manufacturer"

Miners looking great today

>>53132479
FOMC minutes is one of those fake things people trade around and it moves the market because people trade around it, so then more people trade around it and it becomes a thing.
Doesn't have to make any sense. Doesn't matter that it's not really news.

>>53132466
there is something uncanny about her

>>53132498
Government spending isn't QE. It's part of why they had to hike so aggressively though. They'll probably do another 50bp for 2-3 more meetings at a minimum

>>53132494
why?
>fed pivots
>interest rates lower and increase value of bonds
>pivot also bullish for stocks to stop jpow's rape

>>53132508
Are you a Barrick baron?

>>53132518
>Government spending isn't QE
Lmao. I don't know what else to call hundreds of billions of dollars being legislated into existence specifically to fund US companies

>hurr durr EU will freeze to death
...few months later.. headline today
>Europe starts 2023 with historic winter heatwave; snow shortage forces ski resorts to close
uuuh energy bros?

>>53132520
because the other more likely scenario is fed repeats it's strategy like it has done over and over and everything tanks to lower lows

What's nasty about this bear market is that the market was so overvalued that even just a correction down to being merely overvalued went down as one of the worst declines YoY in market history - recession hasn't even started yet.

>>53132534
It literally isn't by definition. Government spending contributes to inflation but isn't QE, it's just spending.

i sold my calls , im too scared

>>53132541
That would be rude

>>53132479
>There has literally never been anything unexpected from the Fed all through 2022
Except for the, you know, 4% rate hikes. The ones we were told weren't going to start until 2024

>>53132518
>They'll probably do another 50bp for 2-3 more meetings at a minimum
NB: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html disagrees. Futures are pricing 2 or 3 25bps and that's it.

>>53132524
Yeah loving the divvies

Alright I just bought a bunch of SPY calls, what am I in for?

>>53132552

>>53132554
They literally said every meeting they're going to hike and keep hiking until inflation is below 2%.

>>53132541
even lowering interest rates by 0.25% after we reach terminal would be okay for fighting inflation (the only problem) while also pivoting and allowing breathing room for stocks

>>53132560

>>53132558
Are these the same traders expecting a pivot to QE infinity every meeting

>>53132567
Why would you take the fed literally

>>53132560
BAGGIE BOUGHT SPY CALLS , TIME TO BUY PUTS

>>53132567
Late 2021 they said rake hikes would not start until 2024 and be around 1%. They also said inflation was transitory. In 2022 they fucking panicked and spammed the gas petal with rake hikes. The FED is fucking clueless and unpredictable. They are making shit up as we go.

>>53132560
I usually don't mind you but you've been a massive thorn on everyone's side by baking half assed breads today, so you deserve to get heemed. Nothing personnel
What these redditors call 'top signal'
And not the gay type. More like the faggot type.

>saves america from two recessions in just the first half of his first term in office
GOAT

>>53132287
If you unironically have a target like X% you can just buy whatever and set a selling target at that much, like go all in on some ETF at a dip and set it to sell when it goes back up 10%, then walk away and just wait for it to happen. Making gains is easy, keeping them is hard, setting such targets simplifies securing gains.

This is easy money, anons. The VIX futures are scraping the bottom right now. Buy VIXM and you will get a pump to at least 30 in the next day or two. Hold it for a month and you can get out at least 35. Easy gains. Cap this

>>53132588
>They are making shit up as we go.
To be fair, everyone is

>>53132590
>heemed
you talk like a nigger, and your shit's retarded. just wait for the minutes, we're going to the moon.

Migrate! >>53126756
>>53126756

>>53132545
>The definitions given to you by the people who can change them at any time are meaningful
lol

>>53132601
Right but we all don't have cameras on us pretending we do. Nor are we a central bank whos job is to keep things as stable as possible. As stable as a boom/bust system can be at least.

>>53132580
The bonds and rates traders involved with those markets tend to be a bit smarter than your average retail YOLOer.

There's also the Fed actually slowing their pace from 75 to 50, as well as their newfound jawboning about "rate hikes work with a lag" and being close to their stated "FFR > entire yield curve" restrictive stance. Throw in the new, more dovish voting roster for this year and, baby, you got a stew going.

>>53132627
Based and niggerpilled

>>53132627

Meta bros... are we back?

>>53132591
>Creates 25 million jobs in you're path
>Destroys Putin's price hike, saving families dollars at the pump

PSA: Palantir is basically the Webistics 2.0.

>>53132654
>25 million jobs
>revised to 25000
>further quietly revised to -2500
nothing personnel

>>53132665
Yeah but it has an edgier company name, which is all that counts

GO
>>53132683
>>53132683
>>53132683

>>53132654
>Putin's price hike
Are you retarded?

>>53132695
he's trolling
at least i'm pretty sure
it's hard to tell sometimes

>>53132591
>kills hundreds of thousands of children with his vaccine bull shit
>gives the taliban billions of dollars of military equipment
>arms the nazis in the ukraine with billions of dollars of military equipment
>is personally responsible for 40 year high record inflation
>took money stolen by sbf to get elected
>has secret laboratories all over the world working 24/7 to resurrect adolf hitler
yeah fuck this guy

>>53132695
Do you not know what sarcasm is?

>>53131361
>>53132001
What is this stock. I've seen it shilled for awhile now

>>53132716
>>has secret laboratories all over the world working 24/7 to resurrect adolf hitler
wtf I love Bidet now

>>53132590
Ignore, report, and filter namefags, they crave attention, negative or positive.

>>53132151
Nose up stall

Have a proper emergency fund, now I have a surplus over the fund, time to invest, SO MANY FUCKING CHOICES

>>53131336
fuck no. i did that once and missed out on gains because i thought that it wouldn't go that high in a long time