/biz/ - Business & Finance

worst /smg/ ever

is there any sector(s) that are not doing bad or atleas dying less than others ????

baggot

WHOA BLACK BETTY

FUCKING PUMP NATTY GAS HARDER

I WILL LONG S&P500 WITH A X30 LEVERAGE AT OPEN .

What happened to oil?

Early bake sage this thread

>CSCO

>>53130030
Good luck Assange!

Massive dump starting 10:00 EST

>>53130030
there was no actual thread. I searched stock in the catalog and nothing came up because the last baker was a stupid and didn't fill out the title properly.

>>53130029
China announced exporting oil higher than last year signalling low demand in China
If China farts oil moves that is the rule

I'm so fucking buck broken

>>53129988
Energy and defense/aerospace. I hold PPA and VDE but DYOR.

bros I just want soxl to go down to 5 dollars its just so fucking unfair

Is the anon here who was talking about ivol yesterday?
I always find ivol interesting because it seems very few here understand how it works
This is the chart he posted

>>53130054

Do you own this board fucking retarded namefag? There are rules that must be followed. Sage to this gay shit.

GUSH: avg cost - 180

>>53130081
hmm - I wonder where he found this image
it's helpful
can't find the website where it's hosted anywhere

>>53130096
tell some one who gives a fuck

>>53130078
good chance that today is a relief rally and back to the normally scheduled slow downward crab afterwards
still could get to 5

>>53130078
semis literally, figuratively and unironically hit the bottom
>Verification not required.

>>53130053
Why would it dump??? We are green

>>53130108
He did say we may be seeing a face ripper happening soon so that was cool

>>53130137

>Inflation has peaked
Just wait until we stop subsidizing oil.

>>53130137
What does this mean? Pump or dump ?

>>53130158
There is strong evidence that we can get a relief pump. But there is also indication that we can go another leg down.

>>53130137
(((bloomberg)))

>>53130137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p_BvaHsgGg

>>53130137

>>53130137
>>53130158
you never know, it could go either way
but in general, I would expect a dump on this news as Kashkari said
>forecast is that it would be at 5.4%
currently the terminal rate is at 5%
so this is higher than market is pricing in
and he also said
>must avoid cutting prematurely
higher for longer
>appropriate to continue interest rate hikes at least the next few meetings
market expected them to hike next several meetings, but this cements it & increases the probabilities of each which is bearish
it is bullish that he said
>increasing evidence inflation may have peaked
but every other line is bearish
depends on which line the market wants to weigh more

It looks like three of my four most-hated stocks (ex Tesla) were moving up into year end, contrary to the market trend. This supports my case for an upcoming catastrophic market wipeout day, in my opinion, because the trend fighting the wipeout seems to favor my most-hated sector. One might short DB, BA, and META assuming an impending reversion to the market trend since these Q4 divergences pumped on no fundamentals. Likely the reversion was deferred into the new year.

Expeditiously.

GUSH noooooooooo

natty brappers... its happening again...

YANG GANG I’m not feeling so good. I thought Covid was crippling China wtf

>>53130188
Yeah fuck banks, and virtual reality video games.

>>53130158
it's the same playbook every day for like at least a week now: green futures -> red -> bobos exhuberance -> last hour some buying / short taking profit -> repeat
will they repeat this bullshit until CPI print Jan 12?

AAPL sentiment bros ? I have some puts

>>53130209
if by it you mean dump, then yes

its fucking over for natgas, im fucking ruined

a face ripping bear market rally would be nice
hopefully it makes bond price dump so i can load up

Why are there so many polniggers here today?

I want dump so big that gold takes a hit

>>53130173
wrong bloomberg, walter is based (but tier10k is better for newsflashes)

Looks like it may finally be heading into the money zone over here.

Cute
Funny

The jews are a race of demons. 119 countries and counting for nations they have poisined and swindled in. The reason money has edges now is because of a coin clipping scandal ran by jews in england. In the fucking 1300s.

Anyways.


>The warm stew was enjoyable in the winter months. I watched Marina with a smile as she slurped her soup, the little girl I eloped with some months ago in secret as bright and beautiful as the day I had married her. An image of profound, prisitine and heavenly beauty I saw in this little girl. Our souls intertwined in passion they only talk about in storybooks. I snapped out of my thoughts as she put her paw to my hand, gesturing me to eat the meal i'd cooked for the two of us. Well, three, if you count the baby. Our nights of limitless passion before her concerts had planted a seed, one that grown to blossom. Her thin form portruded with an obvious pregnancy produced from our love. This little girl I had fallen for a year ago had made me the happiest man on earth. I drew stew to my lips as my mind replayed all the happy memories I had created with her back in America, asuaging my fears about where we stayed yet once again. I could live upon our love alone, yet a hot meal never hurt a single soul.

>>53130249
>politics and economics are mutually exclusive

>>53130182
Kashkari is one of the most dovish at the Fed so his take on inflation peaking will probably be what the market picks up on.
Higher for longer is going to age badly.
I doubt they will even hike another time at this point desu.
>>53130282
Fuck off

>>53130281
You need help.

until natgas is back above 5 its a fake and gay rally

>>53130289
>Fuck off
you fuck off. politics and economics are intertwined, retard.
why do you think our corrupt politicians are all somehow market gurus?

>>53130289

>>53130278
So it turns out that Senators are tech boomers?

>>53130289
>Biggest dove says mildly dovish things
>Bro rate hikes are over fr fr
You are mind numbingly retarded lol

>>53130308
>implying our corrupt politicians didn't get fucked by the market last year too

>>53130249

Just inverse them

>>53130334
>voted for inflation pay raises for themselves

>>53130074
ok ty

NAT GAS IS FUCKING TEASING
FAGGOT SHIT FUCK
PUMP TO 5

>>53130348
I gave myself an inflation pay raise last year too. What's the fucking problem?

>>53130324
He even just said he favored a pause, dumbfuck
Meh, I knew I should've known better than to throw pearls at actual swine

>energy still getting shellacked
>tech still dogshit

less and less places to hide. If I sell some of my banks and buy cheap energy stocks here and they keep dumping while market rallies i'll feel dumb as shit

>>53130360
it's going down. it's...over

>>53130137
it's literally over

>>53130371
IF THIS FAGGOT SHIT BARTS DOWN I WILL HANG MYSELF

GO BACK TO 4.81 AT LEAST

halfway through my icy cold Bang
got a feeling we are gonna see some shit today

>>53130387
Are you the anon who went long on nat gas with a x10 leverage and sold half his position ?

INTC chads. We won. My 2025 leaps are more valuable today than they were last week. Been slurping shares and if today stays nice and green it could be high time to sell some covered calls.

* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!
>A SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE VOTE FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>53130402
NO I GOT HEEMED NON STOP
I NEVER SOLD AND IT JUST KEPT HEEMING ME I BORROWED MONEY TO ADD MARGIN AND I NEED IT AT 4.81

OH SHIT I'M LATE WTFWT

WTFWT

>>53130370
>appropriate to continue interest rate hikes at least at next few meetings
>I doubt they will even hike another time at this point desu.
Retard

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>brapgas barted down

FUCKFUCKFUCK

CO TO KURWA JEST

>>53130137
WHO??

>>53130387
we will go to $3.50 and you will keep holding your bags.
should have checked the weather forecast mumu

I'm liquidated.

>presents

>>53130439
NO WE FUCKING WONT, IT WILL BE GREEN UNTIL EOW AND BLAST TO 5

THEY WONT ALLOW IT TO DUMP SO FAST

So are they going to give Hakeem Jefferies the gavel today? I heard the Democrats are all giddy since they might be able to steal the speakership, just like how they stole the white house and the senate.

>>53130423
Ok dumbfuck you clearly don't understand how fedspeak works
He used the word PAUSE and even said what level he would pause at, don't reply to me again dumbfuck
Go the fuck back to wsb

Intel fuck yes

>>53130454
The pivoooooooot brooooooo, whatch for the pivoooooot

Holy schizo morning.

i'm getting a strong semitic vibe from the market today
be safe /smg/

QUICK BUY IMMEDIATELY!
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1610597320575295490

>>53130454
I reckon Jerome is going to raise it up until the overnight f.e.d. funds rate gets to 5%-5.25%.

>>53130465
Sure thing.

>>53130454
>Schizo bull reads fedspeak tea leaves as his bags get heavier
>He heckin said pause!
Kek. So just to confirm, you doubt there will be a rate hike next meeting?

Should I think about taking some profits here?

>>53130447
>>THEY WONT ALLOW IT TO DUMP SO FAST
>what is the widow maker spread
anon, I..

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>53130492
I dont know what that is

all I know is they would heem the markets and make billions if they make it go up again now.

>>53130472
Not impossible, but I think every day the market burns the probability gets lower. He's already broken inflation desu. It depends on how far Biden wants to let him continue the pain. Buck stops with Biden or his handlers (CIA).

>>53130489
yeah, you should probably take a profit or two at this point and go treat yourself to a pack of gum or something. You earned it kiddo.

Will you boys in Chicago be nicer to me this time if I reload my options trading account in 2023? You guys utterly heemed me in 22. Whaddya say, will you give me a fair shake this time?

>>53130489
>$17.21 ytd

>>53130489
Gambatte anon kun

>>53130495
the 1.7 trillion dollars of spending from that omnibus they through us under hasn't gone into the system yet. he has to "Stay the course" so to speak.

all my trash is pumping
OOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holy green dildo on tsla
Wouldnt it be nice if... Someone dumped at 10, like all the other green dildos

This short squeeze is gonna paint the charts to hook in smart money. It's gonna be brutal.

>>53130496
then google it what is it anon.. holy fuck you're trading the most volatile rigged market who is literally bound by seasonality and weather tea leaves predictions
hope it goes well for you but doesn't look that good for a pump to $5 in the near future..

Why we pampin

>>53129969
>1 month of crabbing...
ETF bros... this is so fucking boring

Buying $TSLA at 104 was a god damn steal.

Shalom, is it safe to buy COIN now inshallah?

>>53130536
Not sure

My sources are telling me that Belarus is joining the fray. Shit's about to go down! I reckon this here dip on the oil is probably a good bet.

>>53130539
>One month
Zout.

Market's gonna dump and gay ass retarded media are going to blame it on Fed minutes, as if anyone who has money in the game doesn't know Fed said higher for longer and they are JUST NOW through minutes finding out what they said.

> nasdaq

From +0.8 to 0.3% real quick

>>53130527
Blame Cathie Woods. Every time something on the QQQ hits a 52 week low she swoops in like a vulture.

>>53130539
VRWP has been crabbing for an entire year.

>>53130536
market doesn't move in exact straight lines, anon
even during the worst recessions there are green days

WTFWT

>>53130556
Nasd-ACK!

>brap gas double barts

I HATE THIS TRASH

Why exactly is China pumping anyway? Literally every piece of news coming out of China is bearish.

I make 5k a month but don't want to work anymore. Stocks for this feel?

>>53129969
What does it mean to “attempt a rebound”? Why don’t they just only buy and never sell if their goal is to pump the stock market. Fucking bastard.

>>53130576
Because they're walking back on their zero-covid stance.

>>53130579
that's just a regular life feel
something boring with moderate dividends
home depot maybe

jew nigger market

>>53130585
Yeah but millions of people are dying. They’ll be forced to take action at some point. I think Shanghai is like 75% infected kek

I want to invest in something that will increase in value in the coming months and years. So now that we got pussies in control of the country should I just short military industrial complex stocks while they drain out the swamp?

how can i break the news to little jimmy that he wont be getting that basketball hoop i promised him for christmas because soxl wont go down

>>53130622
the "telling him santa isnt real" option

>>53130622
Jimmy will tell ya to put down the drugs cause christmas was last year and that you were a terrific audience

>>53130527
Every time Ive never inversed that cunt, I've gotten burned
I watched and learned. It took time, maybe longer than it should've because I'm retarded, but I've learned

pump into crab today
slight crab and pump tomorrow
dump on friday
dead /smg/ on monday and tuesday
SICK OF IT

>>53130579
>>53130598
HD wouldn't be bad but INTC technically has slightly higher dividend ratio and the INTC stock price is much lower.
INTC is actually at the bottom right now and literally can't go down so they're a good buy.

>>53130622
Tell Jimmy to stop acting like a nigger and get a fucking job so he can pay taxes like the rest of us.

>>53130649
What if I hate Intel because of their years of product being total shit?

>>53130622
Tell him the truth - it was jewish tricks

>>53130656
>like the rest of us
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggg

>>53129969
Do the Canadians have bullet ETFs? Would I pay taxes if I bought an American bullet ETF with a TFSA? I see some maturing in December with investment grade bonds that yield 6 percent. Sounds like a good deal for a year that will probably be shitty

>>53130649
i thought that too
when it was at 45

What's a good stock to drop 15k into right now?

You niggers know what happens at 10 et, right?
I play them there numbers, sheeit

>>53130677
YANG

>>53130677
AQB after the coming crisis we will all have to barter with mutant salmon for goods and services

its just too fucking easy...

>>53130648
smg is dead because nobody posts shit related to stocks anymore
>>53130658
then stay poor bro, INTC makes all their chips in house, they're propped up by the government thanks to the CHIPS act.
I worked at home depot anyway and they are the fucking worst
>>53130676
INTC is literally at the lowest price it's been since 2013

>>53130677
MSOX
>in;b4 dude, lmao

https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/1610650914934636549
what are the financial implications of niggerbrained government agencies

>>53130697
good enough to post....

>>53130677
VZ

HERE IT COMES

>>53130704
Have a higher quality version

I’m scared as fuck, just sold all my Oil positions and tech. Feels like we’re gonna go lower.

>we have literally crabbed in a straight line sideways for 3 weeks

tfw you know october was the bottom

>>53130717
WHAT GOT RELEASED?

Time to all in TMF?

Uh oh stinkey

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MY CALLS ARE DEAD

>more jobs than forecast
>PMI below forecast
This is literally worst case scenario. Fed can tighten while economy is dying.

>>53130742
the house speaker vote. They wont convene until noon, but if my man Jim Jordan doesnt win it, we are still in the swamp

Wow imagine Apple Computer would actually go out of business and not scooping up a few hundred shares for this easy flip. Most relaxful 1000 goybucks I ever made. Thanks for the cheapies suckers!

>>53130742
PMI and jobs

>>53130703
You sound like you're not old enough to remember Spectre/Meltdown.

fed minutes comes out at 2pm

Nothingburger

>>53130756
Buddy..

>JOLTS job openings 10.458M vs 10.000M estimate
>Prior report 10.33 million
>Job openings 10.458M vs 10.0M estimate.
>Quits rate 2.7% vs 2.6% last month (down from 2.7%)
>ISM manufacturing PMI for December 48.4 vs. 48.5 estimate
>Prior month 49.0 (was expecting 49.8).
>Prices paid 39.4 vs. 42.6 estimate. Last month 43.0
>employment 51.4 vs. 48.3 estimate. Last month 48.4
>new orders 45.2 vs. 47.2 last month

>>53130756
I don't think Apple is going to be around in another 20 years. People want change, and they're turning their backs on this woke shit. It's only a matter of time before these guys go belly up.

>>53130703
>>53130676
you see the two points in 2023 where INTC touched that $26.43 line and bounced off? That indicates its a local floor - hedge fundies will do fuckin blood sacrifices to stop it from dropping below that value.
>>53130697
how's that TLT call feel now buddy?

>>53130756
>pennies in front of a steam roller

second round of layoffs has occurred at my tech company, and people say we aren't recessing

>>53130756
Atta boy.
/smg/ will make fun of you for hitting the sell button (this is a bagholder zone) but I applaud you

you thought it was over?

>Goldman Sachs bankers — many of them already jittery over the prospect of getting fired — were greeted with a cold slap as they returned to work on Tuesday: crappy coffee that was no longer free.

>As the rank and file filtered into the mega-bank’s posh Manhattan headquarters at 200 West St., those who went to grab their usual cup of joe in the so-called “Sky Lobby” on the 11th floor were confronted with “a sign and a woman yelling at us that it was no longer complimentary,” one caffeine-addicted employee griped.

>“We had to go to the checkout counter before we could leave. I paid $2.99 this morning for a sh–ty cup of Seattle’s Best,” the frustrated financier fumed. “Nothing says ‘Happy New Year’ like ‘You’re already on the verge of losing your jobs — but let’s just make sure you lose your free coffee, too.’”

Ohhhh wagieeeeees.... HAHAHAHHAHA

How can I become even more leveraged on a China bearish position? I’m already in YANG calls. It’s not enough for me.

nature is healing

>>53130779
you do know AAPL is a fintech now? show me a goy with no applepay on their device. Apple credit cards are hot cakes

>>53130799
how the fuck is a cup of cheap drip coffee worth 2.99
fucking jews man

>>53130756
>risking 50k for 1k

>>53130775
JOLTS is november data though. Everyone knows labor was spicier than expected in nov at this point, it's not a surprise.

for all you 2020 robinhooders ive got some veteran knowledge to share this is your first non 0 interest rate environment rodeo
market crashes happen at the lows, not the highs

>>53130677
unironically TSLA

>>53130223
Indeed.

>>53130781
>local floor
cool story bro, works until it doesn't, plenty of times the "hedgies" have been wrong

Damn, all my buy orders just fired off at once.

>>53130737 see >>53130731 then off yourself
>>53130795
which one ?

>>53130223
hey buddy, VR is the future. so either get hip with it or make like an egg.

>>53130779
Apple not going anywhere because an Iphone is seen as a symbol of wealth, it also the reason why my dumbass has a fucking 14 because women don’t like the green text bubble.

Also got a fucking $3k canada goose that I rarely wear except on dates.

if we have another day of pump on open, red by noon, and crab by close I'm going to do nothing

NOTHING HAPPENED , S&P500 IS STILL FLAT/GREEN

>>53130823
It’s not but you that’s what you pay at that location

>>53130844
>off yourself
why are bears so angry all the time??

>>53130853
>$3k canada goose that I rarely wear except on dates.
Talk about peacocking!

>>53130825
lol
>risking
you're dumber than dogshit

>>53130746
>Buying calls in (2000 * 2) - (1900 + 77)

Expeditiously.

>>53130858
why does a bank feel the need to nickle and dime their own employees to save like 50 bucks a week in shitty ground coffee from sams club
this shit is unreal

5 more days before TLRY earnings. are you bussin or sussin /smg/

>>53130855
It’s going down pretty fast

>>53130756
Day trading 50k for 1k profit.

Lmao.

>ctrl+f
>no VVOS mentioned

why does this general not mention the penny stock runners that keep halting?

>>53130539
>1 month
2 years

>>53130848
maybe in 10 years. its early ps2 era in that industry and everyone is waiting for the ps3 and the next GTA, for now some 100K early adopters just erp in vr chat

>>53130697
Wait does this mean I should get into TLT before february 17 if people think it's going to go up by then?

>>53130796
Anybody bagholding now is in for a bad year
>>53130880
>>53130825
>>53130785
meanies :(

sup my fellow hebrews and shebrews

>>53130873
I’m guessing the story is a joke

>>53130869
mommy deliver us to lower prices

>>53130880
if he's got that then PTD rule doesn't apply to him

>>53130853
Yes goy, buy the iPhone as proof of your financial situation. Also my woman is Korean so we have Samsung phones and tablets.

sp500 returning from whence it came

>>53130873
Examine thine nose and you shall acquire the answers you seek - old Latin proverb.

>>53130888
The synagogue is down the street, take the right into the female (men with vaginas) bathroom, second stall on the right.

Uh oh baggies.

Is this “bottom” in the room with us now?

Man what are the chances that we had green futures and market pumped at open only to dump and crab the rest of the day for 3 weeks straight lmao

>>53130905
Yes, but it's still stupid - unless you are insider trading and know the price short term.

>>53130898
https://nypost.com/2023/01/03/goldman-sachs-yanks-free-coffee-perk-as-layoffs-loom/

>>53130915
cool it with the anti-semitism

I’m gonna max out my credit card by charging it to my Square account to buy put spreads on the SPY.
What am I in for?

>>53130907
>Personal blog posting on 4chin.meme
>using a name

This isn't reddit or twitter, use those.

FUCKING DO SOMETHING

>>53130853
If you don't min max into health and healthy eating, none of that luxury does you any good. I've seen and been that faggot with a 400$ android and cheap shirts so tight that they block oxygen to my brain. I drive a '07 Honda civic and still live with my parents at 38, yet, with no semblance of luxury to crutch me up, I get as much pussy as I need. Maybe not exactly as much as I'd want, but I haven't gone a week without at least 3 fuck sessions in over 20 years.
Meanwhile, all these zoomers and late millennials falling for the luxury jew can hardly keep a date, much less get their dick aggressively sucked. And if they rent, oh God save their wallet

>>53130921
profit is profit my dude

Tehehe jannie

Working hard today I see. S&P is as flat as Marina!

>>53130936
cardiac arrest

>>53130923
Christ

>>53130929
Sorry, im just letting a jew know where they should be if they want to jew other anons into a pump and dump.

>>53130936
>spreads
pussy

>>53130919
Thanks market.

just buy all the way down bros 4head

>>53130937
you must be new here. this is my personal blog, deal with it faggot.

>>53130918
That was in October

well i was gonna say it's pretty suspicious that stocks and bonds were simultaneously green but it seems stocks decided to go a different direction

>>53130837
well if you read the chart i posted earlier, you'd see that INTC is about to enter an uptrend, it's currently in it's local lowpoint, and won't have bullish sentiment (hint: sell indicators) for at least a month

If we make a deep session low by 4:30 I'll cum tribute Nancy Pelosi

>>53130947
Not really.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expected_value

>>53130921
you goofy nigger, you think AAPL is gonna fall 4% overnight?
After yesterday?
I hate you bagholders so much it's unreal
>yer betta aff DCAin inta KO there buddey

>>53130986
Yo momma autistic.

>>53130937
Just report his posts as off-topic posting.
>>53130938
It is. It's going sideways and down :)

>>53130977
next you'll be telling me about how tesla is oversold and it's a great buying opportunity
check out this chart, $400 soxl incoming, amirite?
lol
lmao even

>>53130923
This is unironically bearish as fuck. If my nearly bankrupt company still can provide us some shitty coffee in the break room how the fuck is GS unable to.

>>53130999
stfu you queer, anon posts the first real trade on here in months and you dickriding faggots have words of caution for him
I want you to lose a limb

>>53131009
Because it's run by Jews.

Should I start to DCA in a pharma index. I found one but it did so good last 5 years I'm scared to do it.

>>53130945
OK. Boomer

>>53131004
>Just report his posts as off-topic posting.

You're right, I shouldn't give him the attention he wants.

>>53131004
1pbtid, fuck you.

green futures into red who would have thought.
PMI lower and ISM prices down in December but let's concentrate on some retard jobs survey from fucking November while the "real" jobs numbers coming out on Friday
can't make this shit up

>>53131007
it IS oversold and it is a TERRIBLE buying opportunity because no floor has been established around its current price - it could just as easily go lower and hedgies will not intervene

>>53131024
You'd be better off waiting for CURE to get back down to 85 and start going in if you're trying to make a good healthcare play

Is TSLA ever dropping under 100 or should I just load up now?

NOTHING HAPPENED, S&P500 IS STILL GREEN

I'm invested evenly across a couple REATS, they seem to be up today. Some of my Retail and Beverage stocks are down though, what does it mean?

>>53131064
and it will continue to not happen, forever

>>53131061
>pe still higher than the s&p 500 average and every single other automobile manufacturor
No shit its coming down more

>>53131040
If you ignore it, it'll go away. Trust me, I've dealt with MANY women before, and this 'thing' reeks of woman.
>>53131061
Honestly, I've purchased shares of TSLA at this price. Don't see a reason why it'll continue to drop, Tesla and SpaceX are his legacies. I doubt Must will crash and burn these companies.

>>53131070
>REATS

That a Chinese version of REITS?

>>53131064
So, this 3800 level, will it hold

How much $$ do you need to recreate this scene with a date?

I ain't touching this shit today. Numbers tomorrow will give the market a direction but the rest of the day today is just going to be dumbshits playing chicken with each other over the fed minutes and then trying to read tea leaves afterward interpreting the minutes the way they want to. Real schizo hours.

>>53130986
AAPL can fall further based on the MACD, im putting a floor at $120 based on their 2020 performance and

>>53131082
japanese version of WEAT

>>53131081
Comfy aren't you in jail for killing those 2 men and 2 women in Idaho?

>>53131061
I have no idea. Waiting on minutes at 2et

VVOS finna break $3

>>53131009
Goldman didn't get as big as it did without being ruthless when it mattered. Your shitty nearly bankrupt company is shitty and nearly bankrupt because it keeps paying for coffee. Obviously not literally, but all of these little expenses add up.

market theme until 2
https://youtu.be/cE0wfjsybIQ

Every trade I make is wrong and when I inverse myself that is also wrong somehow.

>>53131061
I bought it at 104 yesterday, made an easy amount today by selling at the top. Bought back in at 108. Shit is beyond easy to make money off of.

>tfw bought calls on Canadian banks
Feelin good, lads. Canada banks bouta pump my bags
>>53131145
Based crab lords taking control until minutes are released. I kneel

Any tips for Roth IRA for this year? I am leaning oil since i doubt it goes away in 30 years and the dividend yield is tax free.

>>53131097
You should sell that memelines image as an NFT. Looks like a painting, i's beautiful. I already right clicked and saved it though

what are we buying today reddit?

>>53131136
Are they actually making losses or expecting to make losses in the future? If they are, maybe it’s understandable then, but I can’t imagine the coffee cost significant at all in the big picture

>get stopped out at low of day
>instantly reverses

WHO'S DOING THIS

>>53131187
I have no idea, goy

>>53131082
No I'm just rarted and misspelled.

Anyway, I like them because they pay Dividends monthly.

You faggots didn't mention Bidenigger is speaking about his economic plan later

>recession fears

I know you can only claim $3k deduction for investment losses in one year (and carry over the rest). But let's say last year I lost $10k, so I will claim $3k when filing soon and leave $7k to carry over... but then this year I make $8k (lol)... Does that mean when filing next year, I...
A. only have to pay taxes on $1k ($8k - $7k with no more carryover), or...
B. have to pay taxes on $5k ($8k - $3k with $4k still carrying over)?

>>53131155
Man what are you gonna do with your $4 king?

>>53131187
WHO???!!!!

>>53131178
I'm going to go to the grocery store and pick up some shrimp and scallops, some lemons and a bottle of wine. I think I need some dijon mustard too, probably get some more spices that i'm running low on. Then I'ma go to the liquor store for some white wine and I'll make some pasta for me and my gookfu to have for supper. She's still sick, no more fever but her cough isn't getting any better. So I'll make dinner for us. Probably pick up some stuff to make a salad to go with the pasta. How about you?

>>53130188
I would but i don't fuck around with Options

>>53131207
Minutes at 2pm too

>>53131235
Wuuuu huuu

>>53130979
Are you familiar with the concept of a "stop loss"?
>nb4 slippage
Buddy, only a fraction of the 50k was ever at risk and my system has positive EV. Does yours?

>>53131187
>Stop losses

Thanks for playing.

>>53131210
There is going to be no recession, is there? I can feel the headlines already
"Recession NARROWLY missed"
"Soft Landing Achieved!"
Wild...
>>53131217
Do these "people" not brush their teeth? Disgusting.
>>53131234
>i don't fuck around with Options
Why not? They're not *that* difficult, especially once you've been here long enough.

>>53131262
>>53131262
>>53131262
>>53131262
go ahead and migrate whenever you feel like it, or don't idgaf.

>>53131155
This is the top
When niggers start bragging about pennies next to a steamroller, shit is on.

breaking news

stock market is going to 0 retards

>>53131251
AKSHULLY It's been proven that short term trading never wins over buy and hold long term.

>>53131269
>no title
just stop baggot you retarded nigger

>>53131269
don't migrate, no links

>>53130864

real thread, with subject

>>53131293
>>53131293
>>53131293

>>53131274
all you have to do is short term trade 1 or 2 days out of the year to utterly btfo career "traders" at wallstreet lol

>>53131269
Thread doesn’t work

>>53131179
Something something here's your budget Ms. Office Manager, make it work. Also, imagine changing coffee from a cost center into a profit generator with a captive audience. Employees will complain but they won't stop drinking coffee, much less quit. Some companies make their employees buy their own tools too, it's a wonder why big corpos haven't made their employees start renting their laptops from the big man yet.

>>53131306
Bless you for making a proper thread, anon

>>53130137
I fucking hate these fed speakers so much they all repeat stupid obvious shit I wish they'd just shut the fuck up

>>53131306
>pepe-apu
That is Marv

>>53130825
>risking 50k
Yes, anon. The entirety of his unleveraged long position in Apple was at risk of disappering.

>>53131306
Thanks, Anon!

>>53131329
How are they akshually handling the logistics of this, though? They must have a coffee jannie to make sure people pay, right? How much do they pay the coffee jannie? Did they have to hire a new employee to do that or did they reassign a pre-existing employee? If they reassigned a pre-existing employee, then who now does that person's former job?

>>53131187
you know who

>>53130580
Because CNBC works for hedge funds and market makers to help off load their bags into retail. No one on Wall Street gets their info from CNBC or Fox Business. There is zero alpha on these channels ever since the ‘08 crash.