/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53129756
I call it a memecession since ALL THE FUCKING MONETARY SYSTEM IS A MEME :D

>>53129756
Is it the same shit as stagflation?

>>53129806
Worse, it's the >just baghold for 40 years bro slowcrab

>>53129815
Just read the article and it sounds like stagflation lmao. I think they just renamed it

>>53129837
>Supply chain issues
>Transitory inflation
>It's Putin's fault
>Gotdang heckin' Jerome!
>Jobs are still good, which means they can never be bad, therefore it's NOT A RECESSIOn
It's amazing they won't just say, "The entire equities market and all major nations are significantly overleveraged with practically zero tangible economic output with growing layoffs puts us in a recession."

>>53129756
this is like your jew boss calling it "right sizing" rather than "down sizing."

>>53130113
Because it is not a recession. We had the worst after ww2 recession in 2020 worldwide. We barely recovered and now we look at zero growth for a while until things get better for the dead cat bounce of western systems
You recession retards got psyoped. Two more weeks

>>53129756
>slowcession
>inflation
so they cancel out okay

>>53130373
Textbook definition of a recession is two quarters of negative GDP growth, always was this until it happened during an election year and they had to change the definition. All this "actually its not the definition" bullshit is a lie, it's a simple objective measurement, recessions were never "decided" by economists, because they never actually say anything objective.

>>53130426
Ok then there was a small recession this year that did not even impact the job market. So what. If it was stronger we would get the pivot

>slowcession
What the fuck is up with all this infantile sugarcoating?

>>53130449
Because they know they can get away with it now because most people just read the first few sentences or look at a graph the scroll to something else.

>>53129837
Yea. Just trying to trick retards with new made up terms. Nobody is going to baghold down for 40 years. Heavy capitulation or crabbing

>>53130373
2020 was quite literally a deliberate, human causes recession. Fake, and gay, if you will

>>53129756
Just call it the cringecession or the cringedemic or the January 6th cringsurrection because I’m sick of hearing about gay forced media catchphrases

>>53130565
All recessions are human made

>>53129756
excuse me, sweaty. everybody knows we are in an inflacession with crabflative and gloomissive traits, intermingled with reverse appreciation

>>53129756
Kek, good find. Vibecession is better but these are terrible.

>>53130113
Honesty will never happen.

Meh-cession

>>53129756
It's a transsession.

>>53129756
Fagsession in progress

Atlanta Fed declares that we are in a downpression (ft. Peter Tosh)

frenscession

>>53130449
If people knew what’s really being done to them there would be an uprising. Or at least the leaders think so otherwise they wouldn’t spend so much time wordsmithing.

>>53129756
https://www.reuters.com/markets/tough-year-ahead-global-economy-imfs-georgieva-warns-2023-01-01/

>The "U.S. is most resilient," she said, and it "may avoid recession. We see the labor market remaining quite strong."
>But that fact on its own presents a risk because it may hamper the progress the Fed needs to make in bringing U.S. inflation back to its targeted level from the highest levels in four decades touched last year. Inflation showed signs of having passed its peak as 2022 ended, but by the Fed's preferred measure, it remains nearly three times its 2% target.

suck it, rest of the world

>>53129756
Americans are mentally ill btw.