/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53124102
BUDDY

LOOK

AT TESLA COMPUTER!

I'M ON MAH WAY

BUDDY ACTUALLY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

cum

Retail owns something like 15-20% of TSLA
We are witnessing the end of the 3rd inning of the biggest bagholder generation in decades.
Musk is the best TSLA shortseller on Earth

>>53124128
>Be me
>Grandpa tells me about his 20 Apple shares
>”Buy and never sell Apple!”
>Try to tell him the bear thesis
>”You’re wrong!”

FROM MISERY TO HAPPINESS TODAY

Rabbit Rally starts 22nd of Jan.

>>53124102
>Jewish Edition
if you cant beat em I guess.

>>53124133
honestly if i learned anything from this past year, it's that you need to stop following the companies and start following the fucking world governments and central banks. all that matters with regards to stock prices on any sort of long-term time line is directly related to those fuckers. i don't care how good of a company you have, it doesn't matter if they're jacking up rates. you can have a shitty company and still moon if rates are near 0%. it's fucking stupid. the companies barely matter at all, what they're actually doing in their business. nope, just world governments and central banks. can't fucking escape politics, man.

the rest of this week will be a bloodbath. China is getting way too many infections kek

>>53124151
Shmita schizos were right all along

>>53124151
I feel like this only applies when rates are near 0. I remember the head of the japanese central bank or something warning about this. Things get weird when rates approach 0.

Only $60k left to go to make back my losses

>>53123930
>WISH
yeah but they're spending like 350m$ of cash per year, so that 800m$ of cash will be gone in 2.5 years unless they start turning a profit

Strange day for the heatmap
drugs up, healthcare down. oil down, meta up, apple down. banks up credit cards down.

God I love some good Stocktwits schizo

>>53124177
shmita?

>futures

>>53124175
just imagine what everything will look like in 2 weeks

>>53124187
>Things get weird when rates approach 0.

yeah it's called free money. of course things are gonna get weird. also guess what we're going back to that shit as soon as humanly possible because it spurs growth, just so you know. they're gonna slash rates again to deal with the coming recession this year, just you watch.

look at all this fucking snow.

natty brap bros are getting cheated fr fr

good to know literally no one talked about this when it happened

>>53124224
i hate how weak i am to sexy women's asses. i didn't even read whatever text was in that picture my dude.

>>53124144
But anon, that's a Sunday...

>>53124264
A bunch of anons got wrecked following Nancy's roblox play and that all kind of quieted down

should i write 1 year out puts for disney

Someone explain as I am super fucking confused, what does repeatedly dumping like this on a low VIX pump mean?
This shit is running on a fucking schedule at this point

I made some instant potato soup earlier today and I can't stop fucking farting. God damn like fucking quit it. Just absorb the corn syrup solids and carbs and be done with it.

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>53124264
>12MM
million monies?

>>53124297

Also TSLA crashing, makes sense. But wtf did AAPL do?
Shits just crashing for no reason. Something Khazarian is going on.
I'm shook af

Yeah, looks like I'm m buying TSLA calls this week

Embarrassing day for a certain group of homosexuals

>>53124325
we're heading into a recession. their scabs went on strike, chinese production is a clusterfuck right now.
the better question is why didn't it dump 2 months ago?

bulls stick their head in the sand whenever anything bad happens then act confused when it finally catches up to stock price.

>>53124297
Why not both?

>>53124233
Shmurda

>>53124297
>not knowing there is a list of (((preferred))) dividend stocks that are treated with special lower taxes vs regular got dividends and capital gains from sales.
>current year

>>53124325
>But wtf did AAPL do?
Pierced major resistance like a virginity on [insert year of your choosing] prom night.

Thoughts on Ticker : ORGN ?

>>53124333

>david soxl

Literally who ans what?

Can I get a qrd

>>53124333
KWABOTY

>>53124338
>better question is why didn't it dump 2 months ago?
Cause it fucking did LMFAO
There's gotta be a fucking bottom
China reopening is pretty bullish but there's been fuck all reaction from the market. Makes zero fucking sense.

>>53124366
a scandalous ceo that puts Papa J to shame

>>53124224
What's happened here?

>>53124139
Based boomer.

>>53124370
hang seng is up 20% have you been sleeping? The apple bottom is $80

>>53124366
He's big in the gay community. Bigger than Tim Apple.

>>53124369
8 dollar soxl 16 sell, is going to be an easy double up play. been waiting to do it again for a while

>>53124358
>resistance
Bullish.

can't believe black betty outlived lum

wall street dumping ENVX after hours after presentation on the absolute STATE of their manufacturing process

-15% after hours (presentation just finished)

>>53124391
Sorry, I meant support. Though if you're a bear the meanings are flipped I guess.

The only chart that matters

See that little dip? You are there

Fed wants to go back to 2011

>>53124402
Over the course of several years

>>53124224
He's not wrong, bulls are a bunch of immature little soi boys who don't want to recognize that they finally don't get to have their way.
>no it's not transitive
>no Jerome won't pivot
>no inflation dropping a little bit but still being very high doesn't mean it's over
>no there's no santa rally
>no there's no "soft landing"
>yes rates are staying higher for longer, at least until 2024
>yes we're likely headed for a recession
>no the Fed isn't going to bail you out with the money printer this time
At every single turn they're trying to avoid consequences and jump ahead to the "happy ending" like a bunch of faggots. We're in for a whole lot of pain.

>>53124399
>the meanings are flipped

>>53124406

>he thinks time matters

Put this chart next to the DOW.

Tell me what you see

>>53124416
It's bullish for bearish positions is what I mean. Conversely it's bearish for bullish positions. And bearish for crabbish positions too, while we're at it.

Though bullish for kangaroo positions.

>>53124175
More than 25% of chinks already have been infected in December. Now the deaths arrive but it will be over quickly, as soon as two thirds have been infected it will slow down. Two more weeks tops, and Covid will be over.

>>53124393
what happened?????

>>53124355
If you mean qualified dividends, they’re taxed at the capital-gains rate, like profits from selling stock.

>>53124409
>those fuckin bulls didn't invite me to their birthday party

Whats with the fucky postmarket spikes i see on charts sometimes?

>>53124393
> Enovix Appoints Raj Talluri As CEO
POO IN THE LOO

>>53124448
it means that you missed out, tough luck

Why is planet fitness so cheap? 10 bucks a month and all the pizza you can eat. I'm not sure about their business model.

>>53124437
It only takes 60 days to get those vs waiting a whole year for long term capital gains.

>>53124461
the free pizza is like one day a month and some locations are stingy and will order like 3 pizzas

>>53124461
every gym does this. after all the fees its $40 a month

>>53124284
>>53124284
>>53124284
>>53124284
bls resbond

>>53124264
>>53124264
WSJ recently had an investigative piece about how lots of US government employees traded stocks that were directly related to the area where they had privileged information, surprisingly this news soon vanished from the WSJ homepage and was not found elsewhere

>>53124489

>>53124489
0dte puts on disney
they woke, they broke

>>53124448
Unironically block trade dark pool settlements
Meaningless since you aren't one of the two parties involved.

>>53124433
the presentation basically said its a dead money stock for the next year and they will likely need a capital raise in Q4 2023. they talked about how their first line of batteries wasn't hitting production goals because the machines they bought for automation didn't work properly, so they had to do a semi-manual production process

>>53124461
Those kinds of businesses carry on their real estate value IIRC

>>53124451
the poos arent theh problem - i actually like the poo CEO and COO. they just have a lot of work to do to get their manufacturing process to the point where they can make alot of batteries economically

>>53124461
>ALL THE MEAN BULLIES AND LUNKS GET FORCED OUT?!?!
>AND I GET TO EAT HECKIN PIZZA AND WATCH MOBIES?!?!
>30 A MONTH?!?! OKAY!!!!

>>53124496
>0dte
>ever
Enjoy poverty

>>53124384

Soxl is going to $3 before Febuary

Check em

>>53124102
>early baking
Good job dumbass. The other thread hasn't even hit the bump limit yet

>>53124461
>10 bucks a month plus tax
>orders 5 boxes of the most bottom of the barrel pizza they can get
its not too bad, especially since so many people go to PF. since i know you don't go to gyms period, i can tell you that those places are packed in the afternoons, all kinds of people from "lunks" to people like you.

>>53124473

>>53124651
Based Larry

>>53124651
GOOSE IS LOOSE!

>child rabbit pussy in the OP

Based. Buncun finds a way.

>2022 is down
>2023 will be down even lower
BVLLbros...

>>53124102
does anyone here has an opinion on the Yen?

Welp 2023 state legislators moved quick. First day on the job and they already got a bill moving that'd drop the income tax rate even more in 2024 (to 4.0%). Hey more green left in my pocket is never bad. Now if only they'd hurry up and tell me what my raise percentage will be.

>>53124721
Is that you KO boomer?

>>53124699
yeah I would just say be careful. Japanese inflation is still lower than the west's inflation, so in that regard the yen could be still oversold.
They did start largely printing but only at 2x the normal rate for a month. in the short term that's still not a lot.

maybe keep an eye on japanese inflation numbers. if they start spiking up chaos could ensue.

https://youtu.be/eACohWVwTOc
Oopsie Poopsie

>>53124730
Yeah.

>>53124752
You forgot to post your portfolio. Have you gone into Dark Mode?

>>53124461
The customer PF attracts doesn’t go to the gym often

>>53124721
God I wish that were me

>>53124572
Imagine being the jannie having to clean that up

>>53124551
>>53124595
>lunks
Uncanny. You guys sucking each other's dicks or something.

>>53124102
Inflation will likely drop another point or two early in the year and the dumb dumbs will pump the market again.
After this The Fed doesn't budge the interest rates and we reach a new low of the bear market because we get a slow drip of more news like we got from AAPL and TSLA today.
>What do yins think of my prediction?

Cool it with the anti-semitism, goys

>>53124791
>lunks
>thinking about sucking cocks
something on your mind, bud? again, clearly you've never been to a planet fitness. their whole schtick is being able to go to a gym without feel ashamed because of "lunks" (people that are already in shape) being there. why they call them that i don't know. you can go to youtube and see what i mean.

>>53124802
the longer the market stays low the less the market needs to drop, we are already way past the average bear market duration

not to mention inflation has already dropped the market an additional 10% so we have technically already hit 3200 last year.

>>53124819
>lunks
There's that word again.

>>53124721
I hate taxes.

>>53124825

But The Fed has said it will keep interest rates near 5% until this time next year.

Anyone got any thoughts on
>Fatty & beetus stocks (PLNT, NVO, LLY, DXCM, etc)
>Copper (e.g. FCX)
>Gold (e.g. JNUG vs NUGT)
?

>>53124830
meds
PF is going to own the gym business in a few years thanks to insecure burgers

>>53124838
and if the fed has said that, why do you think the market hasnt priced in that?

>>53124847
FCX is the only ticker you listed worth anything but only for a real Boomer portfolio

>>53124838
yeah but the bonds market said "no the fuck you aren't"

>>53124871
Why do you think the others aren't worth anything? And what makes FCX different?

>>53124859
>>53124859
>and if the fed has said that, why do you think the market hasnt priced in that?


Because it doesn't believe them.
The Fed did what it said it was going to do and seemed to surprise the market last month.
I think the market is dumb money who never lived through The Fed dealing with inflation. The Fed has only dealt with keeping maximum employment for more than a generation.

>>53124877

Bonds dont matter

Inflation back to 2% matters

I predict that interest rates and inflation spike right the fuck up by the end of Q1 2023 when all the Christmas consoomer hopium earnings dries up.

>>53124895
>think the market is dumb money who never lived through The Fed dealing with inflation.
This is bobo copium

>>53124847
I have some NUGT on a tight leash with a trailing stop loss. I’m just tailgating the market technicians on this trade.

>>53124859
The market doesn't price in future earnings until they happen. Earnings will probably drop 10%-20% next year.
They didn't even really drop last year, they simply did not meet 25% growth expectations (expectations were hot because of infinite free money)

again you will not understand it until you see it. the line does not always go up forever. sometimes we have recessions where earnings drop, and then stock price also falls. PEs are still inflated relative to interest rates.
tripling the money supply, and then raising rates at the fastest time in history does not equal "average bear market"
home prices stagnated for 1 year, finally they will start dropping this year, causing a cascading wave of unemployment from construction to banks

yes jpow could turn around in february and start cutting rates, I can't predict that but I will wait until they actually do it.

>>53124830
what, is "lunks" a trigger word or something? "lunks" is a word that PF uses, not me. i'm not typing "lunks" because i like it, "lunks" is the word they use to describe fit people as a sort of derogatory word to make fatties feel better.

>>53124133

Tesla bulls are still delusional, it's sad

>>53124847
with companies like NVO or LLY you would be buying at ATHs.

>>53124898
The bond market is what buck broke the Fed in 2009 and then in 2018 and then again in 2020.
If the Fed sticks to its guns this time there will be a lot of volatility ahead. Stocks are just (less significant) collateral damage.

>>53124898
Another bobo on copium. Seeing a pattern. The entire fucking global economy (not the US, ZA WARUDO) is predicated on the fucking 10yr US Treasury note, you fucking retard
If the bond market crashes, it's over for the Fed

>>53124906
>This is bobo copium

Not an argument. The market was surprised. More than once last year. You're betting the surprised and proven wrong will be right.

>>53124921
True, but consider this: if you bought them a month or two ago they would have also been at ATHs.

>>53124932
the 10 year crashed last year and the Fed is still alive.

>neon green futas
hehe, hope you closed out during the exit dump today. else id be quakin in yer boots if i were u

my fucking god. Who didn't get the memo and is still naked short? This ripper is going to be one for the ages

>>53124948
The Fed is not far off from not being able to balance interest payments.
Their last card to play is the reverse repo which, if I understand right, they are about to.

>>53124847

Copper is industrial and will continue dropping into recession, but that will make for good entry point for long term. Geopolitical risk in miners tho, research where their land holdings are at and the politics. Lots of SA turning commie.

Don't lever on gold miners they have enough intrinsic leverage frankly and are cheap. Gold is monetary and will suffer a bit from recession, but will pull out of the crash and perform well sooner than other commodities. It will smell the green ink fumes from the printer a mile away.

Gold is also not comparable to 2008 period here, gold had already done a 4x from the 2000 low in that period and was primed to get flushed in the dump. IMO it will drop again a little, but doesn't see 1600 again for this one.

>>53124993
what do you think they'll do with reverse repo?

>>53124983
It better turn around. I am getting pretty close to seeing if they allow smoke breaks while touring the spr. In minecraft.

Reflect on this: GE as of tomorrow no longer exists as it has for over 100 years. Culp killed it. American company that used to be "everywhere" will soon be no more. Healthcare; gone. In 2024 the Power and all related energy business goes to Leaving Areospace as the only true GE brand left (Areospace inherits GE company name,history,etc so it's the legal survivor). Sad. The spun/sold assets will be nothing more than a brand plate with GE having nothing to do with it at all. Just like "GE" Appliances now. GE has zip to do with it and will soon have even less to do with much of anything aside from Aerospace.

>futures

Tesla is so insanely oversold, it was over 200 a share a few months ago

Bull Run Manifest

>>53125062
What if I told you there's no such thing as oversold, because stocks aren't mean-reverting?

>>53125062
>Tesla is so insanely oversold

It was insanely overvalued by Reddit types.

>>53125076
>It was insanely overvalued by Reddit types.
Retail traders don't have enough power to have pumped TSLA to where it got. It was a perpetual gamma squeeze from whales that we're finally seeing the opposite end of.

I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. I just put what I can afford into companies I think will never die(or will after I die) and go about my day. I tried options but just lost money. I am literally too retarded to be doing this but participate in the discussion nonetheless

>>53125106
Source?

>>53125014
What do you think, retard? Lower the rate and cause it to flood back into the market because liquidity is gone and that's killing the economy. Not sure if I should take this place serious these days.

Rolling for digits. Even for calls tomorrow, odd for puts tomorrow. (THIS TIME I'M GOING TO COMMIT, I MISSED A X10 TODAY DUE TO NOT LISTENING TO THE DIGIT GODS)

I emailed a therapist office so I can get help to be more confident and be a better trader... and they emailed me back asking what day/time works, I replied... and then they never replied again
It's over for me...

>>53125120
The digit gods have spoken, calls it is tomorrow.

A few in here are saying The Fed will not keep interest rates high for all of 2023 like The Fed is saying is will to banish inflation after it goes down.

Why not? Why can't they?

>>53125118
Is that anger your leveraged longs speaking? There's about 10 different things the fed could do with reverse repo, asking your opinion shouldn't invoke an angry response.

>>53125114
source of what? you could have observed the option chain at any point in the last year and have seen that the volume of weekly calls bought on TSLA was retarded.

>>53125155
>the volume of weekly calls bought on TSLA was retarded

Why are you sure who is buying and selling the options?

So how much longer bros.... it hurts. Why can't the good times roll around again

>>53125123
>ghosted by a therapist

its never been more over

>>53125144
>Why not? Why can't they?
Short answer. The bailout of LTCM basically told banks that as long as they overleveraged using large voter base funds that they would always be bailed out. Doubly so after 2008 and the "TBTF" legislation. They are playing with house money and know it. Any time there are efforts to curb the excess and remove the backstop from garbage, you throw a tantrum like in 2008 and 2020, and the Fed backs down.
Since then it is actually irresponsible to not be overleveraged on as much trash as you can find as long as you've roped in pension funds, endowments, etc.
The Fed has, so far, always been losing this game of chicken. There is an enormous amount of capital now misallocated in the system, almost at systemic levels. The PIVOTOOOORS are betting they lose it again.

>>53124699
Dollar milkshake is going back into effect. DXY is starting to pump, yen and euro will suffer. Libtards that longed risk assets will get BTFO.

>>53125144
I see things doing a big U in 2024 if Biden fails to win. They'll say "Oh things are not as bad as the other guys all claimed" See the Bush and Clinton years as an example. Bush years; kinda bad. Clinton years; its money money money baby, people were becoming rich fucks overnight.

>>53124802
>yins
PA anon detected.

>>53125062
Not even close. Look at the meme lines. When it’s under 50 it will be approaching oversold. At 20 it’s a buy.

https://youtu.be/NkelWciEQBI?t=462
The Mannarinos financial advice for white people

>>53125123
C’mon, bruh. Get yourself together. Look at this devilish AI magic I conjured up. This is what satan looks like I think.

>>53125191
I can handle good times and I can handle hard times, but what kills me is this halfway edging where we haven't fully collapsed yet and we're not recovering either.

>>53125272
I feel so bad for this poor black woman

>>53125270

TSLA is a buy around 59 for the bounce. Fair value is around 15. Your meme stock is kill.

90% of day traders lose money. That means 150% of smg loses money.

>>53124102
What needs to happen for the MSCI World to finally shit its pants and die?

>Futes

I swear to god BBBY is the most tinfoil of memes. How people can seriously think that Ryan Cohen's tweet of a fetus implies that there will be positive news for BBBY on exactly 9 months after the tweet is mind boggling. He sold and moved on yet there is no shortage of people who cannot accept that.

ENVX is a buy this time next year.

>>53125349
>>>/biz/gme

>>53125282
SATAN LOOKS LIKE THAT?!
And yes, I should probably email them back or call, but I don't want to bother them

>>53125062
>oversold
The oversold nigger is back
lol
lamo even

>>53125349
>that one hedgie's son that pumped it and dumped it and sold exactly 1 day before cohen announced his sale of shares
legal when the chosen people do it, i guess.

>>53125015
>Full Gulf War 1 experience on the bayou

>>53124102
Hmmm thinking of rolling my Apple puts to next month I bought monthly 100 puts

>>53125282
>>53125374
Get that creepy demon computer shit outta this thread. And go to church.

>>53124559
i'll enjoy your mom's smelly pussy later

>>53125421
I'm not going to any church, groomer

>>53125062
That is because it is. It's oversold and it will return back to the cloud sooner or later. Your job is to figure out when? It did slightly rebound. But the real re-bound will be more violent. The trick is to catch it without it continuing to crash.

>>53125449
It has always returned back to the cloud doesn't matter if you are going long or short. It always returns.

Yes Tsla is oversold. Just like it was oversold. Tsla may be oversold for a long time before it returns to the cloud. There is RISK.

why did DXY go higher today?

how the fuck did that family of 4 survive? TSLA to the moon

>>53125481
>>53125449
>broooooo the lines
>the lines bro!!!!!!

>>53125521
The lines works because every hedge fund, quant and systematic trader use it, see it, and trade it on the charts.

Any one here use any of the "online portfolio selection" algorithms to pick stocks?

>>53125558
You mean like a screener?

>>53125547
im sure youre a billionaire by now then since the lines are never wrong

I just passed out in my chair and dreamed of a huge mansion in the ardennes, with a field behind it that Marina and I danced in. She called my name. The scene then transitioned into scenes from our life as we grew older, had kids...I love her. https://youtu.be/qJaWzAcBYEg

I added more tmo and regret it LMAO. I can take a few hits here and there but atleast im not getting into degen options and selling calls..okay, i do have 100 puts at 17 on gme.

>>53125565
No, I mean, for example the BNN algorithm, that
>compares recent price movement to past movements
>finds the past period that best matches the current one
>creates a prediction whether the stock will go up or down
>then longs those it thinks will go up
OPS are a group of algorithms.

what's a good trader's supper?

>>53125667
Infant Blood

LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU
https://youtu.be/ChQvYPv35E4

>>53125599
If it was that easy everyone would be a billionaire... Like I said... the trick is to catch it without catching a falling knife.... A bounce is certain to happen, just like TSLA was overbought it can be oversold... for months before the bounce occurs. Most traders trading for the bounce will probably lose all their shit before they catch the violent bounce. The the risk/reward is not worth it to ME.

You see the chart? $69 is a real possibility.

TA does not predict the future. It's more like a roadmap. If you take the right route you will succeed, but there are always dead ends. Without having enough knowledge or experience you cannot utilize to it's full potential.

Trading is like a GAME. TSLA is a BOSS and it's level is extremely hard. Why fight the boss when I can take on easier henchmans for easy wins?

What is the point of investing in stocks with shares that are say $3 or $5 or $8?
You only gain or loss a few cents.
Is it with a hope that one day the stock might shoot up to say $100 a share? Or is it to literally just make gains on those few cents/dollars

>>53125349
>Ryan Cohen's
ryan cohen is a fucking clown and everyone who lost money in GME BBY or AMC fucking deserves it

>>53125696
the price of shares literally doesn't matter (unless that price is indicative of something terribly wrong or risky with the stock). Percentages matter.

>>53125696
>buys GME at $5 in 2020
kek

Im sure this has already been discussed, but how do we short the NFL?

a nigga ded

>>53125696
If easier for a stock from $1 to $2 than $100 to $200

>>53125731
I CAN'T WIDE RECEEF

>>53125718
How does this answer my question though?
Sure percents matter, but so do prices because if you start at a dollar a share, youre only going to be gaining or losing pennies.

I mean I get if a stock was at $100 and suddenly went down to a dollar. But for stocks that hover under $5

>>53125742
you make the same amount of money with your capital if a $5 stock changes 1% as you do if a $500 stock changes 1%. There is no difference.

>>53125667
Steak, Pizza and a chocolate bar

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53125777
God dammit and you got trips too
This is some bullshit

>>53125777
woah, holy checked

>>53125774
I guess it makes sense, but in that case how exactly do you make higher profits?
You'd need your % increased. How do you do that?

>>53125777
Kek

>>53125742
>>53125799
>>53125696
stop, this is too much

>>53125777
checked

This thread is highly semetic

>futures

>futures

>>53125799
well, you can find something that is legitimately popular with the market or growing, or you can find something volatile to try to swing, or find something that you think is a sure thing and leverage yourself to the tits on it. you have options in both the sense you have multiple choices as well as the financial product known as options

>>53125667
Penis and vitamin C, duh

dead thread, dead sport

>>53125777
I see this all the time. Does it actually mean something? Is it some saying from a movie or some meme or what?
>Inb4 He doesn't know

Despite what all you troon fuckers try to tell me here there’s literally no reason tomorrow will be red.

i may have been too impatent buying back into SU today
should have waited to buy at close as always

i am now 0% cash and worse for it
can only DCA cad$2k a month probably

Is this bullish for WBD?

>>53125851
a pity he missed the opportunity to wear blue pants with white stars on it

It's pretty obvious that China will join Russia soon and Invade Taiwan. Putin knows this and is waiting for supplies and mass aid from china soon

Why are we still pretending we haven't given up already?

>>53125874
Despite what you, cousin fucking chud, try to tell me here there’s literally no reason tomorrow will be green.
>FTFY

>>53125874
There is a report tomorrow 30 mins after the bell that could makes us red depending on what it say

>>53125889

>>53125873
WHOA BLACK BETTY BAM-BA-LAM
WHOA BLACK BETTY BAM-BA-LAM
BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD BAM-BA-LAM
THE DAMN THING GONE WILD BAM-BA-LAM

https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE

Did you ever consider just fucking googling it?

>>53125873
Make sure you have the bamberlamps on speed dial, tomorrow may get bloody.

>>53125904
No I don't trust Google. I trust random posts on an anonymous alligator skinning forum more than I trust GOOG

>>53125918
I hope it do be bloody

so are we going up or down?

>>53125873
It has transcended meaning, does the sun have meaning? It just IS. That is sufficient. Jerome exists and interacts with all the posters here in a very real tangible way. He pumps gas and thinks about SPENDERS, he slowly inserts his rigid with inflation member, he goes to coomers anonymous meetings, he records Janet Yellen getting railed by a dog in the Hamptons. He also listens to songs by Ram Jam while hiking rates and saving the market from hyperinflation. Saving us from ourselves. He is the instrument of our destruction but also the only hope we have. In Jesus Christ's name we pray. Amen.

>>53125959

The WWE sure has reduced their budget. Where is the visual spectacle??

>>53125971
strong as hell economy, cornpop said so and you can take that to the bank jack

>not investing in big pharma in 2020s
>not funding research into t virus

>>53125994
That's a doctor performing his craft, chudster

I don't know what you guys see, but I am tired of seeing kamala's face on that stoopid ad at the bottom

>>53125899
What report?

>tsla
Yikes. Any baghodlers itt?

>>53126033
What ads, haha?

>>53126008

it's ok man you don't have to run defense for the WWE, it's been going downhill for a while. But what match is this? I wanna see how it turns out.

>>53126057
Doubt anyone would be that stupid as to go long TSLA.

>>53126063

>>53124102
WHY ARE YIELDS GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!AAA

>>53126084
I'd probably harm myself if I saw that on every page
Also, stop phone posting, get a computer, that will solve most of your problems in life

>>53126093
recession fears / decreased growth
as bonds will outperform stocks for the first half of the year

>>53126097
So I should sell my TLT puts is what you're saying

>>53126094
I got 3 computers, but sometimes it's comfier phonefagging from the couch at night when I'm not trading

>>53126084
Im gonna need half that profit you just gave away for free, anon. The CIA blacksites dont operate on their own.

>>53126112
That's why laptops were invented: so you could sit on the couch with your computer and post to 4chan

>>53126112
>leaving the computer room
ngmi

>>53126129
>not shitposting during work
Ngmi

>>53126123
But..... what about his balls, anon? I mean.... we know he will never use them to his full potential but THINK OF THE FUCKING KIDS AND NOT YOURSELF FOR ONCE IN A BLACK SWAN, FUCK

he was a margin boy
she said let me see your collateral boy
female brokers sure have changed

>>53126136
Akshually I'm already snipped

>>53126136
idaf about his balls

>>53126084
Firefox with ublock origin
>short SPY

>>53126097
So, it's tmf time again?

>>53126177
Lick em

>>53125890
>pretty obvious
Would've gotten news of a naval force buildup by now

>>53126177
Your mom does though.

>>53126143
He was a option boy.
She said see your money later boy
His trades weren't good enough for her.
Now he's a broke chud.
Living out of his truck.
She said where is your collateral boy?
He said I lost it all my last trade
Now he's just a broke boy without any gains

He must pay his margin calls
by being a gay boy
He did some sketchy gay for pay
Now he's got aids from the gays.

Too bad he miss the siga play
now he ain't got gains and only pain
he was just an option boy.

>>53126176
RIP in peace little ball buddies

>>53125971
Shutup you dog faced pony soldier

>>53126233
I didn't want a 3rd kid, still get to coom though

>>53126239
Hey big guy, what animal did you call the black kids that crawled on your legs when you were a lifeguard? And how come you never touch up or sniffy sniff children of color?

>>53126254
How did you go about getting that?

>>53126258
They stink and are gross I'm guessing

>>53124102
My favorite massage parlor got shut down :(. Although it sucks I could spend my extra income on stocks: D.
I miss my latina hookers ^_^ ^•‐•^

>>53125257
My wife is from Pittsburgh and it’s hard to describe just how, hmmm, DENSELY cultured Pittsburgh is.

Yins
Dahntahn
Hewm (wife still says this after 10 years)
Behgel
Jimmies
Turners Tea
Mount Washington
Primantis

Driving 48mph around downward turns in the middle of the night with no lights on the road

>>53126277
Check em and kek em

>>53126254
Enjoy your prostate cancer and fucked up hormones.

>>53126268
Well after I got a 2nd girl pregnant, whom I'd only been dating for 3 months (who said she couldn't get pregnant because she had a 'tilted cervix' or some BS), I looked it up and went a paid a doctor that did that to do that. Then a week later I had to coom into a plastic container and bring it in for them to look under a microscope and make sure there were no more swimmers in there

>>53126277
>>53126299
It's happening

>>53126313
Nice. Though I heard you have to wait 3 months to check for the swimmers...
How much did it cost, or did you insurance cover it or whatever?

Poop N Scoop. My favorite plays when it happens before a big event to allow the rich elites to get in before it goes to the moon. Happened last year. haha

>>53126321
>CUM id
lol sure thing buddy

>mfw my ID
Now I know which fun activity I'll be doing before bed tonight

>>53126328
11 hrs till we find out if its a Poop N Scoop or a Shid N Fart.

>>53126311
I hope not. Yea it was kind of a rash decision, but once I found myself in the position of having two kids by two different women I did it to protect myself financially from other girls trying to trap me like the first two did. Is there some correlation between visectomy and prostate cancer?

>>53124102
I'm so fucking bullish...

>>53126353
Can't stop
Won't stop

>>53126325
It was only like $600 or something but it was over a decade ago. The surgery itself only took about 5 or 10 mins

>>53126378
With inflation that's probably like $38,000 or something, but thank you

>>53126366
It’s hard to say. Some studies say yes like 20% more likely after 20 years post op, some say it’s not significant enough to worry you much. I’m just messing with you. There’s probably a small increase in risk but don’t even trip dog don’t even trip

>>53126375
Good to know. Thanks for sharing.

>>53126414
Basically every man ends up with prostate cancer at some point, and very few actually die from it. It's such a slow moving cancer, something else in your body is statistically way more likely to fail first

>>53126359
i'll join you brother

>>53124102
bobo

>>53126436
>>53126359
Now kith :)

>>53126414
Well thanks fren

>>53126366
Is it really that hard to just pull out at the end or wear a condom?

I am financially bored.

something something quiet forest hidden tigers

>>53126436
>i'll join you brother
>join
N-no homo... Now you have to say it

>>53126486
I usually would pull out, but yea it only takes one time, and sometimes I would be drunk, and the girl claimed she couldn't get pregnant. But I remember that time after I coomed in her, she stayed laying down on her back, but put her feat on the bed to lift up her lower body and was kind of moving around almost dancing, letting everything drain deeper into her at about the same angle the S&P chart from last year looks, like she was trying to get pregnant. It was really strange

kek

So when is truly a buy?

>>53126593
You mean that canned alcohol shit that white girls pretended to like 2 years ago?

>>53126529
BROJOB WOOWOO

>>53126593
When interest rates stagnate or decline.

>>53126609
I drink reinforced trulys

>>53126429
Prostate cancer is not likely to progress because there is very little nutrient flow around the prostate to feed a cancer and they tend to occur there because even fewer white blood cells visit the area that might recognize a mast forming.

>>53126640
I've read some studies that show childhood vaccines greatly increase cancer risks compared to people that are completely unvaccinated from anything, those that don't get the 50+ vaccines and counting that are on the childhood vaccine schedule in the US

>boomer parent who never checks portfolio notices year end statement (stock losses) and asks me if they should sell

God damn it the power for my entire area has been down for 15 minutes. Not weather related. Weather is nice. Fucking incompetent fuckers.

>>53126684
Tragedy of the commons. If 10% of the population doesnt vaccinate they will still be immune to most diseases because the lack of vectors to spread it to them due to the general populace being vaccinated. However if less than half vaccinates then it could potentially remove that immunity from the unvaccinated. However, genetic experimentation is never the answer.

>>53126692
What'd you say?

>>53126692
What did you tell him?
It sounds like your dad has his money just parked there but isn't very interested in following the market. I mean, he just now is realizing he closed the year in red

>apple down nearly 4%
>spy went down less than half a percent
Impressive

>>53126719
i told him to sell mid august but he wasn't listening. i told him to buy government bonds or stay cash.
i have a feeling there are way more boomers like this that could start selling in january

>>53126724
Cellphone saturation. No one wants a new iPhone

>>53126706
Yea the elites don't vaccinate their kids, but all the plebs have to and don't have the money, the knowledge, and connections to get around the coercive system that has been set up over the decades

>>53126756
>>53126756

>>53125777
BAMBALAMB!!