/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53109477
>no links

Based

Have a fresh OC western OL

>>53109477
What are the financial implications of making a prostitute los her arch during sex?

>>53109477
Cunt
Start a new thread faggot
Everyone else, report this thread

>>53109491
post prooompt/model

nigger

>>53109477
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

How bad is Citibank going to fuck my asshole over my LUKOY tomorrow?

>>53109477
>no links
Previous one was the most retarded smg I can remember

>>53109556

>>53109477
Linkfags need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
>where can I XYZ?
>how do I ABC?
FUCKING GOOGLE IT LIBTARD.

>>53109567
Classic good movie.

not posting in here if there's no sadpanda link in the op

New thread maker is a bitch boi cummies commando edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Saratoga
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for no link Nicks
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/Default.jsp

>Previous
>>53105679

>>53109591
based

>>53109477
Can you honestly prove me wrong that OTIC and GEMF isn't gonna moon?

>Still no optimism across the board for the entire decade
Neat

>futures

>>53109591
Based

>>53109591
>kept the exhentai link to spite the cunt op
Based
Absolutely based

>>53109622
>https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Saratoga
that just leads to a blank page how is that inappropiate?

>>53109513
Office lady, pouty lips, cleavage, busty, voluptuous, full hd, 8 k, unreal engine, octane render, hyper detailed, hyper realistic, photorealistic, vfx

I used Photoleap. I’ve been quite happy with it so far.

>>53109613
Is that your pic anon?
Nice reel. Quality investment.

Hey guys, just popping to say that you should start averaging in from now until summer.
Thanks bye.

>>53109681
Yeah it's my baby

>>53109536
I'm just here to get rich.

>>53109744
You're in the wrong place then buddy.

so basically everyone everywhere should have just followed whats his name wrinkleface and his wheelchair sidekick over the last couple years instead of whatever other zoomer bullshit they were fooling themselves with instead
who to follow instead after they pop their clogs in 2023?

>>53109735
Perfect for those pier donkey's. Cant go wrong with a 50#.
I gotta get the hell out of NY so I can go offshore all year and not just May-November.
>have a qt3.14 record for inspiration

>>53109536
>Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches.
yes. Features not bugs. You don't like it it is because you can't compete.

>>53109591
cringe

tesla delivered 405k vehicles
market expected 425-450k

>>53109536
I will rape you until you die you filthy communist parasite.

>>53109855
Does this mean the stock goes up

Im just riding the oil etf USO because Jim Cramer told me to sell. I bet he wants to cut his dick off right about now considering that anything thinks will do something. It does the opposite. I think Jim honestly got cursed because He can make a pick and for an unseeable circumstance, it will always favor to the opposite of what he thinks. I bet if he shorted something he thinks will go up the powers of divine intervention will damn sure he doesn't make money anymore.

YEAR OF THE BUNNY

CUTE

AND

FUNNY

BUNNY

CUNNY

>TICK TOCK MUMU’S
Futes soon

>>53109821
Not sure what the parasites' endgame is. Just a meaningless life in constant war sprinkled in with some pointless hedonism? The worse part is that your hedonism isnt even the cool type of hedonism cause under capitalism everyone is alone so basically it boils down to live a life in constant war just to go home in your little cage/gated suburb community where you do lines of coke watching TV. And before you say "HURR DURR I CAN BUY FRIENDS", yes, you BUY them. They arent your friends they are your employees you are still technically doing lines of coke alone. Also dont forget that you will consume the biosphere and therefore ensure that even your offspring die

Good job dude you "won". Not sure exactly what you are winning but keep at it. You "gonna make it brah"

>>53109670
Thanks. I'm not familiar with photoleap; still exploring Stable Diffusion's capabilities and trying out different styles.

>>53109883
honestly i wouldnt mind as much if your art were better
i cant fap to this you sick fuck

>>53109867
Don’t believe Cramer’s lies. I’d bet you he has a brokerage account in the Bahamas inverting everything he says on air.

>$250 gas bill
>lost $500 gambling on nat gas
I hate this fuckin commodity like you wouldnt believe

>>53109901
Getting there slowly

>>53109911
yeah nat gas is hard to trade and quite unpredictable

>>53109921
just learn how to use the ai generators

>>53109911
Kneegrow my gas bill for November was $780 when it’s normally only $3-400 for November... Fuck Jim Brandon I hate that fucker like you wouldn’t believe, just another $100 billion and Patriot missiles for that little Jew bastard in what he refers to as the new Israel

>>53109941
>hands

Michael Burry says the bottom is sometime between now and middle of Summer.
What does smg think?

>>53109952
rabbits have paws retard

>>53109955
The bottom is in.

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNXDn6dkmgs

>>53109955
the market has been way faster this time. every single commenter was like just wait for earnings to come down in june 2022, and then kind of came down, and everyone projected 3200 on the SP500.

>>53109898
War is not pointless. War is the state of nature. Read Hobbes. If you were the last human on earth alone in a cabin with your wife and children you would be in a state of war because you would never be 100% sure you are actually the only humans. So you could be raided and killed at any time. This existence is the single most important premise to understand and all philosophical investigation has to stem from that state of nature. Communism ignores the state of nature with a utopian pie in the sky idea of some community. An atheist community at that which is laughable.

And no I don't see war or hedonism as pointless. And you are just projecting your own opinions of these things. Your own slave morality.

Agreed they aren't your friends at all but they wouldn't be your friends under communism either.

Cocaine is degenerate you are projecting hard. Under capitalism one can still aspire to virtue and family. More likely to aspire to virtue and family under capitalism than under atheist antifamily communism.

>Also dont forget that you will consume the biosphere and therefore ensure that even your offspring die

There may be a market solution. There is certainly incentive to find one. I can't say if there is or isn't but we will see.

You are just whining like a child because you see a highly complex thing and want a simple utopian solution.

>>53109991
>>53109955
i'm theorizing that many market participants are now millenials and zoomers with short attention spans so the market cycles may be quicker than usual

>>53109963
>>53109991
What do you lads suggest buying? Preferably something with a yield so I can sit on it for a while. Index funds preferred as well, but blue chips are always fine.

To the anon who had to put his cat down near Christmas. If you are here, I just want to say sorry.

soon

>>53109955
I dunno I saw a pretty interesting interview Ken Fisher did on the 4pm cavuto slot and he was saying the problem the fed can solve and will have to keep another couple more raises and keep them elevated for longer is because the banks are still being able to lend money at nearly 0% interest for them since how much they have in deposits from account holders. 2023 is either going to be really good or really bad and nobody really knows since we’re writing historic monetary policy in real time.

>>53109551
SBRCYbros reign supreme. Eat shit, LUKOYucks.

Dude also posted this:
>If you didn't convert, Citibank will try and sell your ADRs. Has Citibank told Lukoil or us otherwise? The answer is no. Don't believe people who are telling you that you have a right to still get Lukoil shares. The ADR program is officially canceled now and they will sell our ADRs.

>January 3, 2023 is when they will try. They still need approval from Putin to do it. I think he will approve it, with a 50%+ haircut.
-https://stocktwits.com/Kain_C64/message/504108173

Fingers crossed that Vlad realizes ADR baggies are a pro-Russian crowd and vetoes.

>>53109911
lol mines like $140. don't think i've ever had a gas/electric bill over $100 before

>>53109961
Ai cant draw either

>>53109955
Michael Burry knows about the bottom, because that's where takes it

>>53110033
t. living in ted kazynsckis shack

Bitcoin is slightly up since Friday close so Nasdaq futures could open with a gap up which would likely be leading the market so indexes slightly up at open to drop down to their close quickly is my guess. But it was a holiday end of month and year weekend so its anybodies guess.

>>53109955
But it's always Summer.

>>53110033
because you're poor and live in a small space

>>53110009
>>53110008
I own Oil, Uranium, Semiconductors, and Banks. If SOXL goes to 5$ I am going to buy it. I think short term all of these things can obviously go down even more, but the time to buy is when sentiment is bad, earnings have been revised down and the recession is on, but before we get out of it.

>>53110029
that happened to Gazprom too. de-listed

We still need to organize the /smg/ meetup in Vegas. It's very important that scoopsies and baggot go as those are two very important pieces for the meet up. Poem anon needs to go too scoopsies can hook him up with a prostitute. Once I hit $10k I can actually afford to go to Vegas which is a dream of mine. So I need a couple of richfags to set it up.

>>53110092
you just want to gamble you degenerate

>>53109911
I would keep holdin man for some reason they skipped febuary futures on the etfs for some (((reason)))

>>53110092
I wouldn't mind going but it'd likely be full of glowies and I assume some really fucked up and prevented anons would attend and just make the whole thing miserable.
Otherwise I'd love to play some poker with you guys in a casino for a night.

>>53110089
Were the ADRs actually liquidated or just locked in an OFAC account?

>>53110092
If us rich fags put in the money, can you do all of the work of setting it up?

>>53110102
i bought in at 5.15 and sold half at 4.99, holding the rest. but it was a mistake to not sell all of it after it broke through $5

>>53110106
i dont ever want to meet anyone that posts on smg irl, especially not rocker and especially not in vegas and especially not a bunch of them all at the same time

>>53110061
The lack of a Santa rally makes sense since 2022 was such garbage, but conversely you gotta imagine a lot of tax loss harvesting leads to a lot of buying pressure over the next 30 days.

>>53110021
Alright but heres my problem. JOE FUCKING BIDEN MANIPULATED ENERGY PRICES BUY DUMPING THE SPR... Then... That lowered price of oil is calculated into the CPI and then... They raise rates basec on it... One thing is certain... The data jerome is using to raise rates is already fucked.

>>53110102
The March/April spread is an indicator of where nat gas is likely to go as March is the end of peak consumption season and April begins re-stocking season.

>>53110112
i think it was de-listed because i had a few shares and they dont show a value anymore. it just says "N/A"

i own some polymetal shares which still actually trade on the LSE but it's locked for me. i can see the value of the position but i cant buy or sell

>>53110100
Partially true, I can gamble at home though, I'm in Michigan. It's legal here.
>>53110106
>some really fucked up and prevented anons would attend and just make the whole thing miserable
The autism is half the fun, but I would protect everyone and make sure everyone is safe.
>>53110114
If anyone helped, they wouldn't have to do any work but show up. Not that I think a lot of money would really be needed.

>>53110002
Even if we do agree that life is purely just constant and perpetual war and conflict (it isnt just that, it is a spectrum of all experiences but fascists are braindead parasites so lets dumb it down) it STILL doesnt make sense for humans to replicate the worst aspect of existence and create a second ARTIFICIAL simulation of war on top of the already supposed inherent war of the physical world and add additional artificial threats, dangers and hostilities on top of it via the formation of societies based on conflict, conquest, war, subjugation, domination and slavery. You do understand that society is man made right? Decided and constructed by humans no? And you do understand that the fundamental principle of capitalism is exploitation no?

Also wtf is that schizo scenario you mention? If I was only human alive why are you assuming first reaction would default to violence? How are you reaching that conclusion? Why would I assume I would be attacked? Why would I be attacked? From whom? And even if there was a possibility I would be attacked if I was alone wouldnt I want to seek out other humans for aid and entertainment? Nothing in your story makes sense

>>53110009
I'm loaded up on consumer defensive at the moment.

>>53110134
It is going to be an interesting week. Relative Volume last week across the majority of stocks was low as expected being end of the year. Have to consider this going into this shorter week as markets last week were traded differently due to less liquidity.

>>53110165
Well I'm not going just to meet up. If I'm going to travel to Vegas, it needs to be an event. That means:
1. Block of rooms reserved at a hotel
2. Conference room reserved during the days
3. Guest speakers or at least some kind of daily agenda
4. Catering
5. Entertainment between speakers
6. Daily excursions, with chartered bus/limo transportation, to sights and attractions around the city (not just shit at casinos)
7. Private nightlife entertainment

BUY INTEL. LAST CHANCE BITCHES

>>53110159
Yeah, same here with SBRCY - N/A price but that 1 share is still hanging out and labeled an ADR. So we're in limbo for now.

>>53110009
LUMN.

>>53110220
Have you ever been to a corporate conference? It is nothing like that unless you're a client, and even then you need to be a BIG client to get that kinda special treatment.

>>53110267
No, I haven't. My employers have always hated me and sent the cool guys to the conferences
And what I'm saying is that I want Rocker to arrange all of that. He should plan and line up all of it, then the anons who go to the meetup just split the cost, and maybe throw in a tip to Rocker so he can reach his $10k goal

>>53110267
that's wrong, plenty of people like doctors and stuff get paid to go to educational seminars like this with catering and speakers

>>53110220
>>53110267
>It is nothing like that unless you're a client, and even then you need to be a BIG client to get that kinda special treatment.
So? There's no reason we couldn't have some richfag splurge to make the Fourth Channel Investor's Conference kino.

>>53110182
The scenario is you don't know that you are alone. Even if you are told you are alone you could NEVER believe it. Are you that much of a brainlet to not understand this? You wouldn't have anxiety in this situation that something like you could come around at anytime and do violence on you? Are you an NPC? Even if GOD told you you are the only human you being an atheist commie know to never believe him right? Then what is your reaction?

Scroll to Hobbes. You clearly think yourself some intellectual philosopher really think about this scenario.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_nature

>And you do understand that the fundamental principle of capitalism is exploitation no?
The fundamental principle of REALITY is exploitation you do understand this no? But really your simplifying down to this word exploitation exposes you as a leftist educated pseud.

The fundamental principle of capitalism is COMPETITION. Someone loses they get EXPLOITED. This is the fundamental law of reality. You could think of it as might makes right.

I'm only up 0.5% ytd

>>53110182
>And even if there was a possibility I would be attacked if I was alone wouldnt I want to seek out other humans for aid and entertainment? Nothing in your story makes sense

Only if you know you can defend yourself from them would you seek them out.
You really think you would think that you wouldn't be exploited attacked murdered and have your property stolen if you encountered someone stronger? Are you a woman? Sadly women used to understand this at an instinctual level since they will be beaten by any man they need to do their best to provide something for the man or be used raped and murdered.

>>53110282
OK, I'll kick in 2K if the filthy Chinamen let me cash out my blood money.

>pre-futures

Can you pinpoint where I decided to stop the "diversified portfolio" meme and went all in on oil?

>>53110312
better than a lot of hedge funds
sometimes the only way to win is be the smallest loser in the room

>>53110202
Yeah, I get the feeling a lot of TLH was done two weeks ago right before Christmas (so wash sale rolls off the week of the 23rd). Beaten down fund managers giving up on the year and fucking off.

In fact, I bet that'd make for an interesting macro research tidbit. Last week of the year might have low volume if the year's been really great or really awful (no one needs or wants to push it), but really strong volume if it's been more of a crab year (last chance desperation and all).

>>53110220
>I would protect everyone and make sure everyone is safe.
thanks fren, I'll buy you some apple juice

>>53110312
>-6.6% after daily inflation
What, you think prices don't go up on holidays?

EU crashing TSLA. Bloodbath tomorrow at open.

>futures

>>53110312
how? I am up 0%

>Futures

>>53110388
who bought that trash anyways?

>>53110400
That's why they warn you with the road signs.

>OUTTA MY WAY MUM-

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53110401
Europe was open

THE 2023 BULL HAS JUST ENTERED THE BUILDING

>>53110290
I know you are a DEEPLY scared and insecure individual and in some ways we do live in a world where "everything is out to get you" but my point is that even if that is the case just because you are an insecure and scared person that doesnt mean that humans have to replicate this aspect of existence themselves. If competion, violence and murder is inherent and the default state of nature why should we replicate it and create a society where competition and conflict is god there too? If we live in Hell why create another Hell on top of it? We should just give up? Murder everyone and anything that comes even remotely close to us?

Might makes right? You mean it makes life right yes? Because it kills it. And you hate life. I understand that.

>Futures

If you aren't cashgang or shorting, ywnmi. Mid March is when you should go all in on all the stocks you have been watching decline. When SOXL finally splits is when you should buy

> futures

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

> T. went long on nasdaq with a x25 leverage

>futures
https://youtu.be/WilTBYel39w

>Getting haircut
>Haircutter girl says I have nice hair
later virgins

>futures
It’s over. Index investing is dead. Only top-tier stock pickers will make any money in the market going forward.

> nat gas

KEK BAGGIIIIIIIIEEEEEES

>synthetic futures

>organic futures

I am literally putting everything I have into TQQQ leaps tomorrow
Going to sell my car

>>53110481
XST

>>53110466
I am going bald anon. This cut me deep.

>>53110500
Just shave it
Razor cartridges and bandages are unironically cheaper than haircuts in most markets anyway

>>53110500
I have long hair at 29 lol

>>53110400
>futures

>there are tiktok zoomers that could dividend mog you at any time and somehow generate more valuable resources according to big company
>they will be writing tax laws on your cuckdelity accounts in 10 years despite not needing anymore money cause they make six figs on tiktok
>not even 30 and already boomer

stocks are outdated concept in the "digital economy" race to bottom arms race arent they?

>>53110513
these >futures memes are so bad I'm done clicking it

>>53110500
>Past a certain age, a man without a receding hairline can be a bad thing.

Why shouldn't I buy nasdaq? the company (0K4T)

>futures

>>53110515
>Be tiktok (((influence)))
>Said word 4 years ago which has been retroactively made wrongspeak
>Lose everything
I'll stick to mutual funds m8

>>53110456
Futures are not indicative of markets in actuality (otherwise SPY would be over 550 this past year since we are almost always green despite most days being red).

>>53110456
every day your leverage goes lower

>>53110515
There's always a bigger fish.

Plus, selection bias. Maybe 1 in 10,000 Zoomers would divvy mog you but 1 in 1,000 Gen Xers would and 1 in 100 Boomers would. You'd only end up hearing about the first group if you're on Tick Tock.

>>53110550
leverage goes down when you make gains

>>53110549
It's not just futures, it's a combination of futures and the previous trading day's close
We've been over this already

The pump is fading away.....

>>53109536
Who regulates and plans the economy, dipshit?

>>53110533
IAI has held up reasonably well this year. Even panic selling generates commissions I suppose.

>futures

>>53110564
Still can't believe retards fall for the meme chart. It's great.

>>53110569
Democratically through uncentralized communes

>>53110524
one more 4 u
>futures

>>53110589
meh
at least not as bad as this one >>53110571
wich is a repost ofc

>>53110598
I can repost my futures webm's any damn time i please.
>futures

>>53110220
I think you need to temper your expectations a little bit. This general in it's current state probably has 200 regulars, out of those people half are introverts that would never travel to hang out with a bunch of strangers so you just cut that number in half to 100. Out of those 100, maybe a third will claim they actually want to go so that number gets chopped down to about 30, and out of those 30 probably half would actually show up, which brings that number down go 15 and probably a couple of the 15 flake out too. There would really be no need for most of that with the exception of the block of hotel rooms. It also hinges on when my work goes out of business which would likely fall into the slow season of Vegas which works to our advantage. I've bought the company another few months, but we're still very much going to go out of business before too long. It would be more of a weekend with the boys, more than a conference. Which means it wouldn't really be expensive.

>>53110544
>4 years to lose it
>thinking fiat matters down the road then and not getting in on the game of shitty 3 second meme video to make as much clownbux as you can now to convert to actual things instead of enjoying his 1 percent unrealized untaxed yet gains when the market just barely hits above ATH again maybe if lucky

this is what too much dave ramsey does to a nigga

>>53110551
zoomies run the economy anon now. For all the boomer hate atleast they made money off you know real assets that take effort to make. Even atleast the satanic gen xoomers made some shitty websites to justify their tech douchebag money.

>>53110612
>bears can't meme
bullish

futures.

>>53110635
>futures

>futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d80ahvRSV8E

>>53110500
I'm already bald. Been that way for a year or two now. You get used to it. I'm 40. No one really gives a damn about your hair (or lack of it). Hell anymore not having hair is the least of your worries. Have you seen some of the tattooed up freaks with the piercings that seems to be the rage now with the younger girls.

>>53110646
more futures posting like this

Ok thank you bearish geniuses for reminding me of the golden "always invert smg" rule

>>53110428
>I know you are a DEEPLY scared and insecure individual
You should be deeply scared of me.

>>53110670
>futures

>>53110687
the guy on the left is what I unironically imagine you to look like

*enters the thread*
yeah the boys

>>53110692
>guy

>>53110670
buy stocks asap, the market is thriving and healthy wihout any cause for pause

uh Mumu bros... the pump... I can't keep it up...

>>53110692
Im the guy on the right, thank you very much.

do not buy yet, it is not time
nothing has changed, we are QT'ing and raising rates
market is shit, bear market, i repeat, bear market
if you need to buy something then go for safe havens and low risk
except this guy >>53110670, you need to leverage up asap

>>53110646
jfc what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BIs9c26ffQ

>>53109710
It's 2023

>>53110614
You'll need some kind of agenda planned at least. I've done enough trips where it's "let's all go to _____ and hang out, we'll find stuff to do!" and they're annoying. We on /smg/ are both go-getters and sheep at the same time. We don't want to sit around... but we need to be led somewhere. We're counting on you.

>>53109536
Capitalism is freedom and natural selection. Not our fault you're too weak and stupid to survive in this world.

>>53110719
I'm already leveraged you autistic spergs can't scare me. I've been here long enough to see your predictions fail over and over and over and over and over and over again

>>53110729
I can only imagine a japanese aged 20-30s into stock trading is like a cut above the masses and has insane wealth relative to the next salary man. If normies in the west barely do stocks I can't imagine the average jap even knowing the concept of stocks.

>>53110767
are you this guy
asking for a friend

Crude will go to $60.

>>53110783
we are not one person

>>53110769
I think its just an american thing to own stocks. Most euros rely on pensions and don't even have things like 401ks, Roth iras, or HSA

>>53109944
>normalfags still think this is fine because the media doesn't hate jimbo
People will start seeing frosty corpses in the streets because normalfags will die before they recognize something is wrong.

Is spy going to pump and shoot its load this week?

>futures

We have Job/Unemployment report this week, and CPI report next week

Brace yourself niggas

>>53110793
>we are not one person

>>53109536
Why don’t you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square?

>>53110818
you are laughing at our movement now but in time you will join us

this is such an interesting yet somehow boring f'ed up timeline, 2023 is going to be wild
>>53110035
embrace the future this is your sweetheart now, the old Marina is gone

>futures

>>53110832
I'm already with you in spirit, but I'm not joining any movement, no thanks

>>53110614

>>53110832
Hey, it's my favorite bear signal. Thank God, I was getting a little nervous there for a minute. Red day confirmed

>>53110790
Counterpoint: Cramer expects it to go to $65.

>>53110794
hahahha is this true

>>53110866
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>futures

>>53110746
Oh of course. Sure a lot of the NEETs with money would want to get hookers. That's not particularly my cup of tea, but I would have no problem guiding them to the right autists. You have lots of dining establishments, great shows, fun gambling spots, wonderful sights. You could plop me down in front of a slot machine and I probably wouldn't leave for days all of you are degenerate gamblers too so many say they don't want to gamble but all it would take is a little beginners luck and everyone else would be addicted too. But I also wouldn't want it to feel like a middle school summer camp where everything is so scripted nobody gets to do what they want on their own. I'm also no fan of skin bars but again I have no problem lining them up.

>>53109681
Mutant fish??? Long ACB??

>>53110886

>>53110890
>But I also wouldn't want it to feel like a middle school summer camp where everything is so scripted nobody gets to do what they want on their own.
NO
This is EXACTLY what we need, or else it ends up like: >>53110862

>>53110848
>that finger

Lmao, worse than mine

>>53110637
he's just like me

>>53110862
Kek, you guys know I would never let this happen. That level of introverted autism doesnt really happen when I'm around. You know what else is missing from that meetup? Booze. Booze loosens everyone up.

>>53110826
Is fashion the reason why they were there?

Are there still peer to peer lending chads I’m here?

>>53110879
Just checked a few, Britain France and Germany have no form of 401k or roth ira or hsa. Its all work pensions and discounts on company stock

She’s back

I got a line of credit from my bank with a promotional interest rate for the first 90 days of just 2.99% (it's only for $3000)

What should I get? If I pick up something that pays out interest or a dividend the interest I pay on the line of credit is tax deductible (canada). I could get something fixed income and get guaranteed free money, but I was wanting to put it into TMV.

How do you suggest I best gamble away my money and fuck myself over?

What’s the point of futures if they’re always wrong?

>>53109899
More AI lewds for market research purposes

>>53110951
nobody cares about that boomer tranny's fiscal rantings

>>53110974
imagine the sex

>>53110951
All I got from this is "rate cuts and stimulus"

>>53110904
You may be right, structure would be important. The last thing I need is someone who is green when it comes to drinking getting plastered, disappearing, and then find them in the middle of the strip naked screaming nigger over and over. If I have to be a tard wrangler, I was born for the job.

>>53110960
need the date on that tweet

>>53110862
I have met up with anons at anime conventions. It is a very mixed bag. Usually they end up like this, but occasionally I've met some great people there and we've had excellent evenings. Just need the right minds to converge together to make it work.

>>53109477
I bought USO calls instead of TLT puts :(

>do mma
>training partner is grill
>train takedowns
>she rubs my head almost affectionately
>start crying
stocks for this feel?

>>53109670
lol thats a push up bra but ok

>>53110959
50% in wellly calls or puts on SPY or QQQ, and 49% in calls or puts on something oil related, 1% in TMV

Late santa rally!

Stocks fall to end Wall Street’s worst year since 2008, S&P 500 finishes 2022 down nearly 20%

>>53109477
s&p down 40% this year

>>53109494
Sounds invigorating

Shorting natural gas to zero.

I think we're gonna see a lower than expected cpi print again this month, I'm going all in this time, I'm confident.

>>53110790
I fucking hope so. I came home from work and these fuckers raised it 20 cents from this morning

>futures
It's over Mumu, I have the high ground

Just mantle a successful investor until you become them
easy

>>53111086
>looking at delayed data
look at CFD data instead like SPX500USD

>>53111160
What sorcery is this? Why are CFDs allowed to be live but you have to pay for live futes data?

>>53111179
Complaining about delayed information is quite antisemitic, goy

>>53111179
CFDs aren't traded on exchanges, it's CFD brokers who do whatever they want, they might not even trade the underlying on exchanges to mirror your CFD trades, and they show you the price as it is on their platform. So CFDs are something separate, yet they mirror futures because if they deviated enough that would be an arbitrage opportunity for algos.

>futures

anyone trade 2 RSI and 200 SMA?

friend has been telling me about this larry connors guy but idk, looking for feedback here if this guy's the real deal

cringe or based?

2023 is going to be our year suicide bros!

>futures

gold bros stay winning

>>53111283
that reminds me i need to return some jeans i bought on amazon before the window closes this month

>>53111294

>>53111299
funny doge pic bro

Reminder:
>The economy is strong
>No recession
>Soft landing
>Inflation is already near 2% annualizing MoM CPI
Don't get caught short! SPX 5500 EoY, V-shaped recovery.

>>53111300
Ah yes, fool's platinum.

>>53111303
i do love prime try before you buy
the quality control on jeans is so bad i'll order like 10 pairs of my size to see which one fits best/is properly stitched

>>53111294
you can do it! i believe in you!

>>53111308
Thank you :)

Hope its a red day tomorrow, got a stack of cash waiting to buy.
Went straight to the gym from work today. Neighbor told me a strange car was in my driveway. Asked the misses and she said nothing about it.

>>53111098
>fed played sides and pretended inflation was transitory hoping it would magically go away depsite printing 25% of all dollars in existence during the two years of covid
Imagine if the fed told biden to fuck off like they did trump and didnt wait for inflation to take off to raise rates

>>53111326
shyamalan twist: the neighbour is shtooping your wife and is trying to smokescreen

>got 3 crisp 1 dollar bills with sequential serial numbers as change from panda express
oh fuck they're onto me bros what do i do

>>53111300
You retards lost to orange juice

>>53111326
>work
>today
T boomer imposter

Bullbros , i was thinking we might be back .

>>53111350
I haven't had T for a while now

>futures

Nasdaq in the red already

>>53111324

just watched a two man crew fell a four-story high tree in between two houses with just a chainsaw. fuckin ballsy

>>53111357
try eating bodybuilder semen to boost your T levels

>>53111377
Semen tastes fucking gross

>>53111395
no pain no gain

>>53111395
lmao how would you know that you nasty fuck

>>53111395
speaking from experience?

>>53110962
that one's lovely, anon

>>53111326
Can't believe you're still bagholding WBD

>>53111395
>>53111413
>>53111422
>>53111424
hey there's an activity for the meetup
haha

>>53111464
booba!

>>53111464
BOOBA

>>53111464
wood berry dick with force of a thousand exploding suns

>>53110951
>sometimes line goes up, sometimes it goes down, it's not that hard guys

>>53111464
well i work out a lot so i think my T levels are good if any of you need a boost lmk

>>53111464
Her qualifications are immediately noticeable.

ASX dumping

What earnings report are you looking forward to?

>futes already down by 75% on Dow and 90% down on s&p
Lol, lmao even....

>>53111536
INTC

>>53111464
Disgusting landwhale. Motley Fool told me to buy GMED, and FTNT. It is going to auto-renew my membership which is 150 dollars. The only ways to cancel is to email them or call them. Neither have worked so far. I guess I just cancel my credit card.

>>53111547
Israel has a law where you get a pro-rated refund on subscription stuff when you cancel. we need to implement that here

>>53111547
booba! booba! booba!

>>53111547
How many digits do I need to get a 2/10 slampig like this bros

>>53111547
>I guess I just cancel my credit card.
enjoy going to collections!

>>53111547
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/chargeback.asp

i want to have sex
i WANT to have sex
(to the tune of queen 'i want to break free')

Mumus lied to me . It was a scam pump .

>>53111598
I made 3$

>>53111598

>futures

Oil taking a shit. Green week, check em.

We will likely be witnessing the highs of 2023 tomorrow.

>>53111680
i can't get a handle on oil and why/how it moves
made some money the last two years but I truly feel like i'm just guessing and hoping for the best with it

>VICI properties, the biggest luxury hotel and gaming casino reit, announced on the 22nd of December that it bought another hotel and casino for $293.4 million IN CASH
How the fuck do they have that much cash lying around?

>>53111680
it took one with the wider market

we recessioning bro

>>53111695
>i can't get a handle on oil and why/how it moves
China reopening vs China having big covid speculation
That is it.

>>53111712
Imagine the money insiders at China have to be making knowing when these opening/closing policies are going into effect

>>53111694
Kek

>>53111694
for the first half of the year, probably
however, after the Fed pivots at the beginning of the summer we may unironically see these levels again by the end of December 2023
so I don't think it will be the top for the year, as we may pass it 12 months from now
3800 now to 3300 in June to 3850 December

>>53111662
There's probably some sick fuck out there that's imagining this anime girl grinding her crotch against his, causing him to prematurely ejaculate, which she teases him for
Some people are just disgusting.

>>53111712
maybe i'll pick up some Permian Basin cheapies this year for longish term
SU was so fucking slow, don't think i'll go back to it, at least not in brokerage, maybe in a tax deferred acct and hold forever

Invest in other peoples personal loans and collect interest.

>>53111740
>after the Fed pivots

>>53111699
>owns many casinos
>HOW DO THEY HAVE SO MUCH MONEY?
Do you, like, not know what a casino does anon?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53111765
yes
in June of 2023
go look at Fed watch tool
but by then it will unironically be too late

And just like that, nasdack will never be under 10975

>>53111753
Shes just ripe anon

Man just make it stop

And just like that, nasdaq will never be above 11k ever again

Damn, what the fuck did you guys do?

>>53110261
>INTEL
>>53110261
>>53110261
>>53110261

>>53111876
I'm waiting for their Q4 earnings and you can't stop me

>>53111793
What’s wrong anon?
What anime is this and should I watch it?

>>53111876
>semiconductors into a recession

>>53111913
>recessions are LE BAD
>>53111904
fag

what the fuck happened to futures?

>>53111848
Happy New year to you too!

>>53111936
The cost of debt has gone up. Lighting money on fire is no longer acceptable.

>futures

>>53111936
It was obvious there would be a gap up on indexes and then likely a reverse to Fridays close. And that reversion to Fridays close would appear as a bearish move so prices would likely continue down.

>>53111936
The future is bright

buckle up for 2023, boys!

>>53111978
It's bright for a brief instant
And then it's very hot...

>>53111999
>those digits
I am doing some reloading as we speak

>>53112010
>>53112010
>>53112010
>>53112010

WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP IT

>2023

>>53111913
Bocchi the Rock AKA extreme autism simulator

>>53111936
look at the USD. asian markets open at 8pm EST and there is a huge green candle on USDX. asians are buying the dollar

>>53111999
Double trips AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>53110962
Nice. I generate 512x768 lewds on my CPU while I sleep at night, can't post them here though. Can't wait to get a GPU.

new thread when?