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What do you guys think about this house? I can live in it and rent out the 4 other bedrooms.

>> No.53109804

>>53109783
Looks like the neighborhood is infested with niggers and crime

>> No.53109881
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53109881

I could skip the renting part and live in a studio. How is this studio?

>> No.53109946

>>53109783
That price is probably for the house itself and you don't own the lot

>> No.53110019
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>>53109783
unironically this is a good investment. Just north of some modern neighborhoods ranging $400k-$1m. That $ and development will slowly push across flagler into your area. Not a terrible area of miami either, you could actually live there and not become instakill by a Hattian tribal war party. That area is largely family residences, not condos or vacation rentals, which is good. Much more stable market.
FL will have some ups and downs in the coming years, many people overextended when moving south. I don't see houses in this value range being impacted as heavily as mid-high 6 & 7 figure properties in areas like Lauderdale.
>t. grew up in FL but am currently stuck in a state that lost about 60,000 homeowners to FL since the coof

>> No.53110113

>>53109881
112 sq ft? That's a minivan. 500 sq ft is a Motel 6 single.

>> No.53110317
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53110317

>>53109881
>>53110113
That's the price FOR A POOLSIDE CABANNA ONLY. Must own a unit to purchase.
>The cheapest listed unit is $289k for 726sqf

>> No.53110346

>>53110317
KEK
landie btfo

>> No.53110439

>Miami
It's full of crime and n*****s

>> No.53110459

>>53109881
>>53110317
wtf...that building looks like shit...

>> No.53110483

>Miami
>building collapses
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surfside_condominium_collapse

>> No.53110526

>>53110439
forgot one, the (((they))) control miami.
>>53110459
(((they))) are why every soflo condo is either 40 years outdated or collapsing. (((they))) bought every building on the strip for pennies on the dollar at the end of the 80's and haven't spent a nickel since. Same with NYC real estate, largely the same players too. Don't need to spend to attract people when there is already a perpetual waiting list.
>pic related
>the private jet you get to use when you join the condo associations synagogue

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>>53110526
forgot pic

>> No.53110587

>>53109783
ask nick on his next stream

>> No.53110610

>>53109946
Is that even possible? Is that a thing in Florida?

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53110673

>>53110610
That is a thing everywhere. That's how trailer parks work.

>> No.53111267

>>53110526
>>53110543
I was going to mention that too but last time I mentioned that tribe I got banned

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>>53111267
Even the jannies know its truth.
Miami is yid heaven, literally. One of the two places I've ever met genuine passport carrying chosen people, and the other is NYC.
The tight squeeze (((they))) have on soflo real estate is why I haven't moved there yet. People dont believe it, but the FL east coast is as bad as NYC when it comes to landlords whos last name end in stein or berg.