/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy_JlG7C-T8

smg posters owe me sex

LET IT DIE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
WE WERE ALMOST FREE

when do futures open
is monday a holiday?

>>53100930
are there any horse socks?
is anybody listening to me?

Which tiddy anime are worth watching?

who here /upper midwit/?

>>53100943
site? i got 144 last time i did one

>>53100943
this is literally the worst IQ you can have. My friends with 120 are miserable aspies

>>53100910
>Year of the Rabbit
How do I profit from this?

>>53100940

>>53100961
oh god i forgot
bancunt will be running rampant all year

>2021
Bears get wrecked
>2022
Bulls get wrecked
>2023+
Time to wreck the enthusiasm for the market in general. GET READTY FOR THE MELT SIDEWAYS.

>>53100961
Sexually
>>53100972
Don't post off topic posts then

>911 happened at pretty much midpoint of dotcom bubble crash
>a global terror attack somehow provided more liquidity to markets before continuing crash
>the missing 2.3 trillion dollars
>why target the "world trade center" other then insurance meme

>>53100957
https://test.mensa.no/

>>53100973
IV is the highest it's been in decade it isnt crabbing.

>>53100986
Don't post off topic posts then
>he doesnt know bancunt
out newfag

>>53100972
"Speak of the devil and so he shall appear."

Hello, you rat.
>It was a cold autumn night when Marina first made her move on me. The little minx had been sitting by the fire in our home in the Ardennes in nothing but a neglige which she swiftly discarded as she noticed me coming into the room. Sniffing, she made her way over to me only by scent, closing her eyes and rubbing into my stomach as she hugged into me. Her tiny paw made its way to my crotch as she got onto her knees and took a deep sniff, pressing her nose in as my own hand lay atop her head, petting her. "Hello, love.." I said, getting a sexy giggle out of her in response. "Been lonely, Marina?" She pulled her face out of my clothed crotch, nodding. Two pregnancies later and she was still nymphlike, a little beauty frozen in time. It was as if she hadn't aged a day. We never got time together like this, not with the children. I remembered the "halcyon" days with her, before our little ones came into the world. Just us, switching between safehouse to safehouse, only sustained by the love we held for eachother and the food we could barter with the silver bars we'd stored away. Just the two of us, me and my little lover. I snapped out of my rememberance as Marina nuzzled into my crotch again, and I picked her up, princess carrying her. "Up we go, Marina. " I said to her, watching her giggle as I pulled her up into my arms. The sweet little girl in my arms I swore to love unto death, with me forever. I teared up as I looked upon her, overcome with emotion. A deep kiss I pressed to her lips as I walked up the winding staircase, eager to get to our shared bedroom.

for me its 95 iq
nice and comfy

>>53101005
how to fuck rabbit

>>53100958
I go to the gym a lot so I just LARP as being a 90IQ gymbro
no one ever tries to talk to me about stuff like politics or philosophy so I don't have to hear normies dogshit opinions and don't get intellectually mogged by actual smart people
pretty good

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Far as the T and WBD thing goes here it is; T did the Discovery merger very badly. Basically instead of using it as a way to freely cut down the outstanding T shares and leave the divvy intact (or do a 50:50 deal) they instead said "Hey we're cutting our divvy and oh here's some WBD shares as a parting gift" The only one's who won on that deal was Discovery. (Discovery shares = 1 to 1 rate no mater the share class). As expected T owners sold the "free" shares soon as they landed. (And sold T to cause after all the divvy was cut). Then the market environment and the whole unknown CEO thing did the rest. Why fork out the green for T with it's cut divvy when you can (or could) fork out just a puny 3800 for 100 VZ at 7+% yield @ 2.6 per (who btw hiked theirs not long ago)?.

>>53101030
i held onto my WBD like a sucker
thought cancelling batgirl was bullish
never trust /tv/

If you haven't bought a stack of some GME by now, you're a fucking retard.

>>53101029
Excellent post my friend
Please do keep up the good work

What are we buying in 2023, gentlemen?

>>53100963
Flat is good too.
Already seen gob slayer

>>53100990
My iq lies outside the area the test is designed measure.

Since the economy is going to shit isn't that bullish for consumer staples?
we buying GIS?

>>53101030
Kinda like CTL. I remember those fools. CEO said "hey we support our divvy" Next thing you see is divvy getting cut from 1.00 to 0.50. Fast forward a few years. CEO says "we support our divvy" Next day. Divvy goes to zero. Not a big surprise what happened to their stock price either.

>>53101075
BLLLUUUUUPFFFFFMMMMMM UULUULBLUUUGGHGHPFPFPFPFFFFF BLLLUUUUUPFFFFFMMMMMM UULUULBLUUUGGHGHPFPFPFPFFFFF BLLLUUUUUPFFFFFMMMMMM UULUULBLUUUGGHGHPFPFPFPFFFFF UUUGGGGH

>>53100943
if i press finish before it ends, does it assume i answered wrong for the remainder

got bored at the 20 min mark, tell me im not this stupid

Anyone know what site this is?
I took it a while ago but lost the link

>>53100943
My IQ is 124, I work for a very blue-colored legacy tech company, run a fly-by-night IT consultancy on the side, and invest in ICP.

>>53101123
>>53101120
>>>/lgbt/

>>53101120
I skipped 3 of the questions when I did mine so I don't think it matters
then again I highly doubt you are literally mentally retarded

>>53101104
The market is way ahead of you and bid those companies up almost as much as a yearly expected move since mid-november
stay cash until this retarded market cools off

>>53101131
based

DDDDDUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

i'm beginning to think the only way subway stays in business is because they take EBT
nobody who actually earns their money would pay $14.99 for that shit

>>53100943
mensa is a meme

>>53101151
All the subways in my city closed. They were already downsizing during the pandemic, post pandemic is likely not being kind to them.

>>53101190

>>53101151
Subway is the best Sub sandwich place. I dont care what the haters say. I love Subway

>>53101151
What about all the subways outside the US?

>>53101200

>>53101205
well people outside the US are used to paying exorbitant amounts for basic foods

>>53101215

>>53101104
the market makers have already projected earnings for all quarters of 2023 and a recession has already been priced it. they will adjust as the macro and micro economic factors dictate. the market is already pricing in predictions like 4 quarters in to the future already.

>>53101232

what financial moves do I need to make in 2023 to marry and impregnate Elizabeth Olsen?

>>53101243

>>53101073
i have bought a stack of gme and according to the mesna test i just took my iq is 97 so who's the retard now motherfucker

>mfw no futures

>>53101243

>>53101229
>>53101205
I even have some OC from earlier this year

GIS is up 28% this year. They have had 4% sales growth for the last 5 years and project 4% sales growth the next 5 years.
and its up 28%.

This is clown market monetary phenomena. Traders fleeing tech and hiding in cereal. Don't buy this shit they're going to dump on you A the moment they think tech is a good buy again or B when they suddenly start being afraid of a recession again.

a boring stock like this should be trading at 15 PE without a dividend, and a bit lower with one. it's trading at forward PE of 19.
This market is pure garbage and all the risk is to the downside

>>53100997
>implying high vol isn't better to juice the premiums to sell to degens and make worthless

I learned today that I grew up with an emotionally absent mother
I believe this is probably why I am so bad at stock investing and lost $43k in 2022

Year of the rabbit starts on the 22nd. Rabbit Rally confirmed 4th week of January

>>53101391
my mother was emotional and i lost $200k

>>53101112
Source?

>>53101391
Im down 85% or more in 2022. I bought the top and got destroyed by the tech slaughter

>>53101397

>>53101423

wtf do you guys do with yourselves all day
i quit fapping and i don't know wat else to do
that was my only hobby

>>53101391
>>53101406
the absolute state of Mumus. They could have just gotten outta my way when asked (repeatedly) but their mommy issues wouldn't let them.

2022 was barely even a bear market, it was a crab market with dollar pumping and megacaps taking a megacrap. You ain't seen nothing yet.

>>53101438
I mostly read articles about business, finance, and technology, and sometimes other topics if they seem interesting

>>53101449
i agree, it's much easier to be a bear when you have a babby account

Neurotypicals - Bad traders
Autists - Good traders
Schizophrenics - Either the best or the worst traders, nothing in-between

>>53101454
>a bloo bloo I can't stop losing money because I have too much money to make gains
keep losing money then retard lmao

>>53101470
>keep losing money then retard lmao
thanks, i will. stay poor

>>53100990
>>53100943
God I can't wait to fuck up on the markets this year

>>53101438
I've been doing this for the last 2 weeks and have 2 more weeks until work starts again
when work starts 9-5:30 is replaced with that bu everything else remains the same


>that seems super autistic, don't you have any friends?
It is, I don't
>what about now, you're fucking around on 4chan
I do 52 minutes of work then 17 minute break, apparently that's the optimum work-rest ratio

>>53101410
I "rebalanced" my retirement into exclusively ark funds at the top in feb 2021, down 65% still. Too much for dca to matter if I even wanted to average down. I want to die.

>>53101438
Well to be honest today's the first day I've felt good enough to do anything since friday. Get time off for the new year and end up sick for most of it (go back Tuesday). I spent most of the time on the couch.

>>53101499
>>53101410
surely you've learned and will be exclusively buying the s&p 500 from now on, right? RIGHT?!

>>53101492
bro that seems terribly boring ngl
what are you looking at to study for investing?
and uhh you should probably stop studying so much and eat every once in a while

>>53101244
All in 0dte spy puts every day. 2023 will be the first year without a single green day.

>>53101530
I eat 5 times a day during the 17 minute breaks
I'm doing microeconomics now

>>53101519
No
Clearly this means tech stock is due for a win
Haven't you ever gambled before?

>>53101548
I wish I was this autistic about studying

2023: the year I short tech

Finished my first day of managing my Internet addiction
Actually got stuff done and played games with frens
Is this making it

2023: the year tech comes back with a vengeance

>>53101091
>>53100963
>>53100940
Anon?

>>53101229
LUXURY SOUP

EAT IT GOY

>>53101565
wouldn't it be weird if you were play fighting with her and then she wrapped her legs around your head and choked you out lol

I've been spending some time going back through the many screencaps I've collected to mine them for useful info/wisdom/etc. I very much appreciate all of the time/effort that was expended and am trying to make the most of it.

>>53101548
ok but where are you studying this? i wanna be autistic too

>>53101596
>pic
why are we so mean to each other, we are all frens here

>>53101588
Managing my coom addiction is for next year

>>53101604
based avatar enjoyer. wagmi

>>53101598
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdLiRaajwSXRcJxAeIHjVGukaJZoJtkXz
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTjEimbqDkpDBeWbWT6kBkK3nxNoHhxYZ
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJpqFJdf_oz0Slj_-v2QnTpnuvfKeA3Kt
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUl4u3cNGP63-t0r0aC3noJiIOmj33S_Q
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJZlW3ik4xixAhVnY0aaTrz72XCZsygEA
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTjEimbqDkpBL55W6wye1jTcYePjehkT3
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUl4u3cNGP62oJSoqb4Rf-vZMGUBe59G-
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL61533C166E8B0028
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5B3KLQNAC5jcLG1VnaloHqGPXOU4JEoI
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKbmcnUUQMlnWPLx9IeS-cYec2r7GzJ3S
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUkh9m2BorqmKaLrNBjKtFDhpdFdi8f7C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPBhGkBN30s&ab_channel=AccountingStuff
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSlzC-HFo7w5MA7vJy_m6T5ub_UvB2d10
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJasGkrJ0EXdDhTUgYfaf1VUT-BDr-ICX
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIYnk9FMYckvHm3wWB19i1LaXewj3fE3l
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUkh9m2BorqmdITeQCG1Cn6MmGGGkfn6p
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUkh9m2Borqn8gg0lYSwMZ4ip71pX1TOT
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUkh9m2BorqmRAGzJb5OIvTAKZZu9HWF-
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIYnk9FMYcktSBKnNlh1l73EfeuAQa9pW
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIYnk9FMYckusi7BXgnUfMxOPW5oXpszV
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM9WI-4yn8BKTdA2uMKctwzs9AtKrbnSf
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUl4u3cNGP63ctJIEC1UnZ0btsphnnoHR
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EF60E1027E1A10B
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJy0LHDLpgHEmWeg_HB7TMCPUDPK0XaC7
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIYnk9FMYckv3jvjjLE0t71zat5o34ws5
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIYnk9FMYcksWo4cOQaANXDMs_ktdFjU-


write physical notes on pen and paper

>>53101619
ngl i'm kind of buncunt levels of psychotic about this blue angel

>>53101648
>Missouri state

WHERE IS JANNIE!

>>53101648
this but for learning languages?

>>53101670
>attractive clothed females get you instabanned
>fat gay feeder's wrecked hole stays up
really makes you think

>>53101519
I think I've passed the point where index investing would help

>>53101681
saying n*gger also gets you instabanned now

>>53101703
that's why you post it in images instead

>>53101604
I would consider it a tough love opportunity to self evaluate, assuming the shoe fits the proverbial (You),

While going through all of these screencaps I have been listening to Frontline episodes on retirement and pension gambling. It seems to be Jew scams all the way up and down.

>>53101703
Nigger?

>>53101438
lift

>>53101676
Don't have one sorry
/int/ has some resources in their /Language Learning General/

>>53101596
HOOD is down since this was posted lol
this guy got lucky on a retard strength CPI pump and thinks he's a master trader for it

>>53101717
That is a man

>>53100963
Giga trash anime

>>53101734
Yes, I had noticed HOOD taking a hit the other day, I think right after the issues came up about the SBF stake.

>>53101717
that's a man's man right there

papasan vs bean bag?

>>53101754
>probably has a portfolio full of SOXS and put options on SPY
Why would you say that? There are worse and you know that, faggot.
t. CSM enjoyer

>>53100939
They open 1800est Monday evening. Yes tomorrow is a holiday.

>>53101438
I wake up and check futures. Read up on any premarket news. Try to research a few new tickers.
9:30 - 4:00 I think is pretty obvious what I'm doing.
I typically take a daily nap at 4pm after market close. I take multiple naps on any day the market's closed, and waste away my waking hours watching seasonal anime. If there are no compelling anime, I'll find LNs/manga.
I wake back up at 6pm and check futures again.
At 8-9pm I check asian and australian markets, then before bed I write down some trading notes for the day and plans for the next day.

That's pretty much my life.

>>53101772
floor

>>53101438
read about financing and accounting or maybe some psychology of money sort of things. build spreadsheets to keep track of things. practice logic puzzles to get better at coding. small baby steps.

Where my eurobros at? Markets open soon, whatbare you buying, what are you selling?

Good evening I hate ____

>>53102036
(you)

>>53102066
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>53102066

Is it time to, dare I say, buy ARK funds? They are down incredible percentages. Sure they could still drop a lot more but this one just made all time lows and all of them are down crazy.

>>53102077
LMAO

>>53101438
Lift
Ski
Swim
Hang out with people and drink
Browse dating apps
Pretend to work while at my job

I really need more hobbies

If Elon keeps acting like a spaz re:twitter do you think it'll drive down TSLA price enough to actually be worth buying?
It's dropped 69.2% last year, right now it's at August 2020 levels
I don't follow this at all so I don't know anything about the company, is it worth more now than it was back then?
have their fundamentals improved at all in the last 2 years?

>>53102105
I don't believe TLSA is ever worth buying because their product is garbage and their competitors make a better more affordable product

>>53102087
>Hang out with people and drink
>Browse dating apps
sounds absolutely terrible

>>53102120
Their competitors as in other electric car companies or just other car companies in general?

>>53102136
Well the people i drink with are great but its never a good sign when i do that with the same frequency as real hobbies
>dating apps
Just kill me. I really need to learn how to talk to women. Jesus christ i need some pussy

>>53102142
the thing with cars is that even with his very simply designed car that is meant to look "timeless", once other car companys start making new models of electric cars every year his cars will look dated. new styles and trends will develop over time. and if telsa isnt able to drive forward innovation every year to keep up with the mercedes or audis of the world their market share will be eaten into every year.

www.tiktok.com%2F%40madelineaford%2Fvideo%2F7179722550812036398

>>53101596
>>53101715
BTW, I am not intending to showcase those particular 2 as the greatest within the collection, they just happened to be the ones I was at when I stopped by to post. I am also not now saying that they are shit, either, but just clarifying that they are essentially arbitrary beyond the fact that I originally considered them worthy of saving. The important thing was stating that I deeply appreciate all of the information/wisdom that gets shared here. At the very least it causes me to consider things, and often to look deeper into pointed directions.

>>53101786
CSM?

What percentage of your portfolio do you consider a core position? 2%? 5%?

>>53102232
15%

>>53100958
Low highwit is the worst. At midwit, at least you have company.

>>53102232
Why is this girl constantly grabbing her boobs?

>>53102193
Read that name as "made line a ford" and thought it was going to be technical analysis of Ford stock
ffs, I really need to get non-stock market hobbies

>>53102247
It does look pretty fun.

>>53100943

I got a perfect score. 100.

>>53102081
F would be the only one I would consider buying. Wont be anytime soon though.

>>53102184
This is very true. I live in an area with ALOT of electric cars, most were tesla's. Since covid, I've seen an abundance of alternative EV's. Many Audi E-trons and an unbelievable amount of F150 lightnings, even a local shop doing old land rover EV swaps for around $75k.
2nd house country is really starting to move away from the tesla, in favor of things better suited to the desired use. i.e a genuine luxury car if they want a car, or a legitimate truck if they want a utility/daily/estate cruiser. All from a dealer that will warranty and service the product.
>I personally dont like electric cars or F stock
>This is simply my unbiased observation of my greater area E car market

>>53100940
>Which tiddy anime are worth watching?
Argevollen

Talk to me boys. This about 20-30 million dollars in volume.

Basically this money is anticipating a move back down to the 380 retest followed by a rally by Wed to 383.96.

Are these Goobies really going to buy into 5900 securities below the 200 SMA because New Year?

So, green day or red day Tuesday?

>>53102370
Do a poll on social media then invert the answer

>>53102313
Are you sure this is good and has tiddies/ecchi?

>>53102387
I can't remember shit. Been 8 years since I watched it.
I can only confirm that finished it.

>>53102368
Well, whoever bought those calls will either be really happy or really sad come Tuesday. And whoever sold them will be the opposite. That's all I know

>>53102081
>is it time to buy enron
>theyre at all time lows

>>53102431
Is it the only anime you’ve finished? Why are you recommending it if you don’t remember if it was good or bad what I’m looking for?

>>53100940
Elfen Lied

More of going through screencaps. DRIP was $11.55 at the time of this posting, and went to $16 a couple of weeks later.

Highschool of the Dead and Highschool DxD are essential tittycore anime

Natgas is gonna pooomp this week.
t. outsider

>>53102459
>>53102368
You bhenchodes. You bastards. You don't understand. Silly bhenchodes. Naive bhenchodes.

This cold be a hedge. Like options were originally intended for. Or part of a spread. How do you know its not part of a delta neutral calendar spread?
Lol.

i watched a ton of anime in 2022 and i can't remember anything except spy family.

>>53102523
I'm sure they are part of every type of spread, there are 69,000 of them

>>53102525
You better have watched Bleach

>>53102537
Zamma perps. Volga swaps. Easily could be any of those spreads. We don't know. We shouldn't assume directionality on option order flow or volume/Open interest. Shan't be assuming directionality.

>>53102547
You are preaching to the choir there buddy

2023: the year i respect women

>>53102465
Well, you posted symphogear so I figured I'd throw you another more obscure mecha. I've reached the point where I no longer look at most things as good or bad, best or worst. It's either watchable or it's not. As long as I can complete something without giving up out of boredom, I'm content. That means I enjoyed it.

If you really just want fanservice, consider watching Keijo. In my view that's the epitome of the genre.

>>53102570
Zolganna return swaps. Gimel derivatives. Vanna slingshots. Kappa liquidity snipers.

I told you all to watch out for these.


But you didn't listen.

ID: rbp/NLZH told me that I'm preaching to the choir.
Oh. okay. lol.

Does he know about lambda spreads.

He doesn't know shit. rbp/NLZH. You still don't understand.

>>53102525
Stone ocean's greatest finale in all of japanese media?
Episode 1010 of one piece?
Shigaraki awakening?

Literally nothing?

shitbirds are circling, randers

>>53102588
I'm not looking

Why the fuck are people talking about financial instruments in my comfy anime titty and friendly discussion thread?

>spreads

>>53102617
I want you to look. Open your eyes. The bomma ducts. When the gamma cascade happens, the bomma ducts come under pressure. So the hedge funds start trading zeta swaps.

>>53102622
vegemite is better
if i ever went to someone's house and they had marmite i made fun of them at school

i haven't slept in 40 hours and it actually feels nice. i feel like everything is funnier when sleep deprived and i cackle to my own shitposts like a retard

mfw my hyperbolic non-linear 4-dimensional options with -2 days to expire are up 1% at the heat death of the universe

>>53102606
EURUSD. Lol. He doesn't know about Italy's debt. Clickety clack.

>>53102632
Nope, my eyes are now closed. I'm just not gonna look is all

>>53100986
Filthy dumb redditor scum.

>>53102658
I actually do understand that lot of people want to do the inverse of what youre insinuating ; short the dollar and long euro because of softening credit risk in Europe? What is the Italy situation besides Meds being terrible at money mgmt as usual

Options greeks aren't real. There's no way they can calculate 30 different variables off of price changes lol.

>>53102641
You are just delirious from lake of sleep. Everything will be back to boring when you wake up

>>53102299
Exactly, TSLA did well because they were the only ones selling an electric car, but now every car manufacturer out there has a line up. These brands have better build quality and reliability then Telsas, as well they are less novelty and more practical cars. I don't want to shift gears on a touch screen for example, that is a novelty.

>>53100910
https://twitter.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1517626832241057792
what was gates thought process for shorting tesla this early?
does anyone know when this exchange actually happened? I read some random comment saying it could have happened in 2021
musk even said it was a known fact...
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517702987359133696

is the market closed today

>>53102688
Softening is over and the ECB raising rates is going to fuck Italy trying to pay back their massive debt. And something about Germany taking on target2 debt for the shittier countries.
But trying to avoid it and not raising rates would let inflation run wild.
With no energy independence and reserve currency they can't hold frame like Daddy Jerome.

>>53102737
They know things

>>53102742
Yes. I'm gonna be quite bored today

>>53102760
very informative answer, you useless faggot.

>>53102786
Your welcome

>>53102773
it makes no fucking sense to be closed if nye and ny both fall on the weekend i fucking hate this so much

>>53102525
>overlord

pathetic

>>53102807
And Elon says this year won't be boring, but it is so far

>>53100910
I love this manga so much. I hope it keeps getting translated.

It's called FX Senshi Kurumi-chan

>>53102523
Its an aggregate sum Ranjesh. 2.58 billion in SPY shares at the rough price of $380 under contract. That is alot of financial commitment to the upside.

the question is do I tail it or not

>>53102875
He is quite the heavy drinker, pay no attention to him. He won't remember his ramblings by morning

>>53102875
it's an aggregate sum of one strike price, that does nothing to disprove the fact it could be a hedge. they could be netshort even without a spread or puts by shorting shares too. monkey

>>53101203
literally this

>>53101151
They literally have sub sandwiches that are $25 on the menu now.

>>53102928
Glad you like it kind sir. Please come back, just only when I'm there, my employees will give you too much meat when I'm not around. And please stop using those coupons, it more paperwork for me and my brother Daleep. We have to wait 5 business days for corporate to reimburse us those coupons sir

>>53101203
>>53102928
>they don't have a Wegmans
Hate europoors.

>>53102925
So you dont believe there is any data there?

Anyone seriously considering INTC for atleast a flipÉ

>>53103110
I'm holding some 2024 calls. I've lost like 90% so whatever. Fuck those niggers.

I just want to build sexbots, but no, it looks like I have to go back to the wagecage for another year.

http://openinsider.com/search?q=Abnb
Holy fucking shit this Jewbia guy is fucking swimming in money what the actual fuck

>>53103110
they are fucking done. they got left behind. amd dominate the gaming battlestation market now. nvidia dominate the crypto mining rig market. and they never even bothered getting into the tablet/phone processor business. they arent undervalued they are simply another kodak or xerox.

>>53103206
Private equity is a helluva drug. If I could cash mine out at face value I'd be an instant millionarie.

>unrealized loses are not losses
>the market always goes up in the long run
>the fed is going to pivot
>its a soft landing

>>53103246
simple as

>>53103226
>and they never even bothered getting into the tablet/phone processor business.
They did, but they fucked it up at every possible step.
>they arent undervalued they are simply another kodak or xerox.
This. Intel is the latest victim of pajeetification. Everything they touch turns to shit. Boeing also is going to go under.

>>53103246
It's funny how retards like you think that anyone who believes this
>the market always goes up in the long run
isn't still massively green right now on their s&p 500 portfolio
>>53103062
no I really dont. maybe some pin risk in the short term, but you could see people close these positions instantly on market open too, it's just not that useful of info especially since it's an index and not an individual stock

>>53103246
>Argevollen
can we get bottom left full size?

What's your game plan for 2023, /smg/?

stock's

>>53103322
SPAC Warrants for gaamble, lose it all.
wbuuu??? *3

>>53103322
Same procedure as last year.
Arbitrage trading commodities to the chinks.

>>53103322
Staying in cash collecting high interest rates while watching dip slurpers get hemmed and bobos short the bottom.

>>53103322
I'm calling the bottom now. All up from here. 3x spy with a Russell etf on the side as a hedge. We need to update our memes as well.

>>53103395
>Heemed Bulls still bullish
>Cocky bobos ready to take even more Heemed Bull lunch money
Max Pain = Year of Crab
SIMPLE AS

>>53103246
>market always goes up in the long run
Such a bullshit lie, they don't tell you that that market has and could crab sideways for decades or even a century. Depending on your personal lifespan you could be FUCKED by just buying and holding.

>>53103322
keep shorting everything tech related. guaranteed money

>>53103322
hodl what I have and scout for wonderful opportunities

>>53103246
>I just need to wait 13 years to be green again
Bobos btfo

>pre futures

>>53103461
Name a 10 year period where the economy had no growth. Every crash has always set the conditions for a new ath. Progress always marches on.

Verification not required.

>>53103538
The key is inflation adjusted. Then there are plenty.
For example on the dow:
1997-2007
1962-1972
1935-1945
And you of course must mean index since the actual constituents change over time. All stocks eventually go to zero.

>>53103538
2000 to 2010 had bad returns, a lost decade, wasn't even that long ago. But if you want serious pain look up international stock market 1700-1800 pretty close to a century of bad returns. Stock market isn't the economy, I was referring specifically to the stock market not the economy as a whole.

Should I message my old coworkers? It feels awkward but the faggot who fired me might be leaving and I might be able to come back. How do I open up my message?

>>53103634
>How do I open up my message?
>Dear faggots,

The only way you get back to a company you left is by being the new CEO.
Everything else is just retarded.

OPEN THE MARKET YOU FUCKING BURGER KIKES I WANTED TO MAKE MONEY TODAY

Who here is ready to get fucked up by the market in this new year just like in the last?

>>53103634
Something along the lines of hey I'm available to come back. Don't need to tiptoe about it.
>>53103643
cute beaver

>>53103634
Do U kNoW hOw To UsE a CeLlPhOnE?????

>>53103768
I intend to win as I won last year. Harder, preferably.

2023 is the year of the rabbit.

>>53103821
Rabbits move by jumping up and down. A choppy market is foretold.

>>53103821
oh really

BULL MARKET STARTS TOMORROW

Every single indicator is saying we're going up. Too many bears, inflation getting crushed. You'll be fucking sad you didn't pick up Tesla at these prices.

What Mumus look like irl

>>53103878
Good luck

>>53102942
That’s 2 subs, 2 drinks, and 2 cookies, for $25. Stop being a poorfag

>>53101438
Watch time pass me by.

Is there an equivalent to FDIC insurance for equities, particularly in Europe? Like, brokers are in theory only holding the shares on your behalf, and losing them would be fraud etc, but is there a third party on the hook if IBKR turns out to be insolvent tomorrow?

>>53103894
found bobo

>>53103963
You have more protections with a brokerage than with a bank, stupid.

>>53103634
No matter what the circumstances are, I have learned that returning to an old job is a mistake. You’re supposed to be moving up and moving on.

>>53103971
Could you answer the question though?

>>53103963
Ok I did a bit of googling and IBKR at least says
>Client securities accounts at Interactive Brokers LLC are protected by the Securities Investor Protection Corporation ("SIPC") for a maximum coverage of $500,000 (with a cash sublimit of $250,000). In addition, Interactive Brokers LLC carries an excess SIPC policy with certain underwriters at Lloyd's of London,1 which extends the per account2 coverage by an additional $30 million (with a cash sublimit of $900,000), subject to an aggregate limit of $150 million. Futures and options on futures are not covered. As with all securities firms, this coverage provides protection against failure of a broker-dealer, not against loss of market value of securities.

question would be in the applicative of this SIPC for EU citizens and especially for other EU brokers

>>53104003
*question would be if this SIPC thing applies to EU citizens too or if its burger-only

If you think 2022 was bad, just wait for 2023.

>>53103963
yeah man it's called SIPC (pronounced "Sip-pic") and it's like FDIC but it actually covers more which is based. as far as if it covers non-us citizens, it looks like from the sipc.org website, the answer is "maybe." with the reasoning that if your broker opens US accounts on your behalf, then naturally the US account would be covered. but if the broker has a different arrangement, the deal could be off

you could call your broker and double check with them to be safe

>>53103969
That's literally me. Delet dis.

>>53103789
>>53104068
I can't wait

anons, what the fuck is going on with japan and bonds?

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1609821799084081152

>>53104179
what will this mean for our markets?

>>53104179
>>53104194
Money printer goes brrrrrrrr
We will see new ath's in a few months.
Buckle up bobos

Europe is green asf. Neon green tomorrow

>>53104269
Ok. What things does Europe have going for them in 2023. I only see an energy crisis, an inflation crisis and a financial crisis + war in the Ukraine.

O SHIT GREEN DILDOS GREEN GREEN GREENN

yea i am thinking that we may in fact be back

How can i invest in U.S etfs from europoor? Is there any broker who allows me to do it?

>>53103936
I got a coupon in the mail for 3 footlongs for $17.99. who cares about the drink and cookies

>>53104269
>>53104207
Everytime the EU and JP moves in this way the US always opens up with more dumping.

>>53101203
>>53102928
there are so many other big chain places that are leagues better than subway and with local sub places even better than that. to even make a claim like that of subway when you have all these better options is just baffling

>>53104308
ROBINHOOD AND CONIBASE
>>GME
LET'S GOOO

>>53104320
BUT DOGE IS BACK ABOVE 7 CENTS, TO DA MOON!

>>53104308
Many brokers have them, mostly CFD brokers. I currently use CMC Markets and they have all the ETFs that matter. Brokers like Degiro only have Yuro ETFs.

>>53104308
You cant, but most US etf's have a similiar or identical EU one. Which one u looking for ?

>>53104364
>You cant
Can you nerds stop spreading this nonsense.
You can't cause your broker is a phone app. Real brokers give access to all arca products

>>53101098
based, mine too

Dress me in black, cover me in roses
Stand at the back, I'll wear my best clothes, yeah
Pretend to be sad, but they saw it coming
And they'll say, "No way, she was always smiling"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pkc6cqasd0

>>53104427
What even is the average IQ now? I know it used to be 100, but IQ has been steadily dropping for reasons beyond the scope of this conversation. What is it now, 95, 90?

>>53100943
phone poster checking in

Just going by BTCs move up today, futes are gonna have a face-melting rally
Bobos, consider yourselves warned

>>53104451
The way IQ works is the average is always 100. Because it's always based on the current population. Shit, was that bait?

>>53100958
i thought that the market was closed but when i checked everything had turned in the green 1.5-3% today

Fuck TSLA delivery numbers are going to be really good aren't they bros?

>>53104179
BOJ wants nips to enjoy the magic of inflation like americans do. So they're maintaining zero interest rates despite rising inflation.
but understandably no nip wants to hold 0.25% yielding bonds in a 4% inflation environment. So they're selling their bonds.
which would make yields go up, and BOJ prints money to prevent that from happening. (YCC)
the idea is to stimulate the economy, forcing businesses to take risks otherwise inflation eats away at their gains.

This is a bit in opposition to their intervention in october, when they sold USD for JPY to prop up the currency.
Given rising oil prices and an already struggling yen, continued purchases like this risk sending JPY to new lows.

given JPY is still down 25% yoy, I'm not surprised to see it actually appreciating today, but that trend will not hold for long with this printing. Either interest rates abroad need to fall, or the JPY must fall, in the mid term.

>>53104179
>be japan
>be biggest economy in 1980s
>be biggest stock market
>despite this keep the money printer at zero because Weimar republic easy mode
>fucking crashes hard mode
>japanese freak out and start saving instead of spending
>average household holds, even today after the yen lose value to the dollar, around $140,000
>that's over $10 trillion that could be flowing into the economy
>want to make them spend so try to force inflation
>they fail to enforce inflation, despite negative rates, for four decades
>now suddenly they get inflation
>completepanic.webm
>they start trying to fix the inflation they've spend 40 years trying to cause
the best part is that because of the correlation of the 10 year and the S&P 500, raising bond rates and having actual nominal let alone real yields might turn their economy back on

denver, the last dinosaur, he's my friend and a whole lot more.

denver, the last dinosaur, shows me a world i never saw before.

>>53103246
>millenials and zoomers are about to learn we can crab for literally a fucking decade
this is the longest bull run of large cap domestic growth cap

hope you factor invest or you're about to go insane

At least my -450k YTD P/L reset.....

>>53104591
Bulls make money, bears make money, crabs make money

>>53102263
the fourth path is asian girls

i deserve sex.

>>53104660
>wanting to lose your mana
never going to make it

>average credit card rate is 19.04%

>>53103510
Holy fuck kek

>>53103110
i was thinking about it because it was suspiciously cheap. you can't get anything of the index without big money normally

>>53104571
The power of a (somewhat) homogeneous society with a strong national identity and whose people all share like minded values and ideas is next to none. Compare that to a nation that has been eroded from the inside out with crumbling infrastructure and everyone only cares about themselves and has nothing in common with their neighbor down the street let alone the rest of the country.

>>53104792
that's the best part, japan's been crabbing for four decades but their society is still relatively peaceful and maintaining itself

>>53102807
No man should complain about a holiday.

>>53104591
The whole world would never crab for decades. US I can believe but Europe and Asia and Africa will grow in this decade.

Europe health care and bond boom
Asia production and services boom
Africa commodity and production boom.

>>53104308
ibkr is decent

>>53104818
>The whole world would never crab for decades
zoomer anon...

im on my way
from misery to happiness today

>>53104851
>>53104818
here's an easy example, while domestic and international fell for 3 years and took 7/8 to recover, reits continued to grow and provide real returns during this same time period

>>53103361
same, check em

>>53104851
>>53104904
What about bonds? Also do you guys have data for usd hedged ex us stocks over that time?

>>53104068
seems to be starting really well. all i saw was multi % green on the first trade day this year

>>53104950
bonds have two schools of thought. One is to just hold the entire bond market (BND) and chill. But the average duration is barely 6 years so it servers as an intermediate style bond fund. So most investors will ignore bonds and focus all on equities until they are close to retirement, i.e. their time horizon matches the bond fund.

Then there is the second school of thought, and that is to invest into long term bonds over the long term (duh). Because even though they crash when rates rise or inflation occurs, that risk and subsequent higher rate yield is where the reward comes from. For some reason a lot of investors and even bogleheads forget the key risk vs reward principle when it comes to bonds.

What you'll see is that bonds act similar to reits, or vice versa, except they won't crash with the stock market like reits do.

But the problem is that we all know how this modern world plays out. It's hard to be long term bullish on bonds when this world seems obsessed with inflation

EURO NEWS
CRYPTO TARDS ABOUT TO GET FUCKED

>>53105001
The recent increase in interest rates has got me interested in long bonds. I'm gonna add 90/10 stock/longbond with my dca this year because I can see that the second the interest rate drops long bonds will shoot up 50% but also to hedge use as inflated cash in a recession. Effectively allowing me to buy the dip cheaply

>>53105036
if you buy anything you want EDV (Vanguard super long term) or BLV (Vanguard Long term plus corporate)

>>53105040
I dont think he wants a bond fund. He wants actual bonds. 30 year perferred. Lock in 4% per year for 30 years.

>>53105040
I only have access to uk long duration bonds via vanguard. I would have liked to have had an international long duration but vanguard uk doesn't give a shit.

>>53105049
Its way too early to lock in an actual bond at 4%, I want a fund for liquidity purposes and sell for stocks when there is an uncorrelated crash. But also I'm 30 so I could just hold the long bond fund until retirement and use whichever hasn't dropped while changing from buying long bonds to medium bonds to short bonds as I drawdown

Reminder: soxl fags stay losing

>>53105072
>I only have access to uk long duration bonds via vanguard
that is pain, being a euro sounds like suffering
>>53105049
bond etfs will perform identically to actually holding the bonds as long as you hold for the duration fyi

>>53100990
I got 146 on real life one (WAIS) I see no hope for society as we know it which is a good thing
have a lot of hope European people though
Harry Dent is right on most economical issues

>>53105072
>Its way too early to lock in an actual bond at 4%
You can sell bonds early. But if rates go down the bond face will go up but the bond fund wont necessarily change until it reaches maturity.
>>53105160
>duration fy
Not necessarily. If the bond fund has 10 year bonds purchased last year, its never going to pay out as much as 10 years purchased this month. Bond funds roll over to newly issued bonds when they mature. If the fund is long dated then its got bonds it purchased since 2008, which arent going to pay as well as new ones he buys directly.

COME FOR ME YOU JEWS!! THERE IS A GOY HERE THAT HASN'T CAPITULATED YET!

Someone on YouTube said that index investing won’t work for the next decade. He said that only value stock picking will work. Do you think this is true?

>>53105238
>siiiip
I'm going to keep stacking my divvie stocks.

>>53105238
He Is a fucking retard. We are never going back to those days until the 401K shit gets destroyed and that isn't happening this time.

>>53105258
told my literally autistic buddy to get into IEP like 3 years ago hope he listened

>>53105271
Most of us are literally Autistic here.

>107 IQ
Damn it, I'm on par with niggers and npcs. And I don't have the social skills to fit it with them

>>53105259
>>53105238
maybe there's a shift among active investors / traders who manage their own money. but your average american basically deposits 4-6% of their paycheck into the SP500 every 2 weeks on payday and doesn't think twice about it - this is the typical 401k setup. older people will autobuy a % of bonds as well

if there is some type of cultural shift where average people and retail financial advisors start managing more actively, then you could value stock investing become relevant again. i just dont think the average american will change their habits though - they're too stupid, fat, and happy to change anything

>>53105238
Indexing will always work because someone else will always try to make money. Stock returns are skewed so that only a few stocks provide most of the return. Google looked like every other search engine at the time so good luck picking between AOL, yahoo, Google and askjeeves

>>53105309
This. The autobuyers are too powerful for value investing to ever happen again. There can be deals still like stocks that arent in etfs and such like Tesla was. Indexing will always work as long as capital investors increase in numbers.

>>53100943
Got 129, which means there's literally tens of millions of people in the world with a higher iq than me.
It's over.

Are you guys buying I-Bonds for the new year?

>>53105352
Literally nothing stops you from becoming even revolutionary scientist at this level lmao

>>53100943
I wasted some time and had to speed through the last few questions. Also I'm black.

>>53105383
So if somebody gets every single question wrong, they still get a score of 85?

Crab day crab week crab year crab decade

>>53100943
Online, non-controlled IQ tests like this are supposedly unreliable. I scored 120 something and I have a sneaking suspicion I am much more retarded than that

whats the move lil bros

>>53105471
someone bake

>>53105471
To grow my portfolio by 12% this week. However it gets there, I care not. Just that it does

New years confession time!
My obsession with Marina Datillo started as shitposting and evolved into a crazed love that will never die :^) i psyoped myself, essentially

>>53105471
I'm gonna invest poorly until retirement age and then kms
You?

>>53105496
Do I look black to you

>>53105597
i'll bake give me a minute

>>53105645
Thanks

baked (and closed!)
>>53105679
>>53105679
>>53105679

>>53105683
fug i just baked. i'll delete mine

>happ new year, fuck you

>>53102525
sakugan, ousama ranking were really great.
what are some good AI investments i can do? anyone in the know?

>>53102942
No. A single footlong sub for $25.

>>53104491
Bell curves don't need to be centered around a certain number. So why not allow the values to change over time?

>>53104588
Based. I LOVED THAT FUCKING SHOW BEOFRE THE KIKES CANCELLED IT.

>>53105383
How does it feel to be practically the einstein of niggers?

I studied physics with a black kid who was probably as high IQ as I am (mid 130s) but other than him ive never met one in person.

That said, obvious standouts like you, Thomas Sowell, Fredrick Douglass, etc. exist but how does it feel man? I just really wonder. Do you hate niggers too and wish you could selectively breed with higher IQ black chicks so you could found a race of non nigger black skinned folk, who would eventually be made honorary aryans like the Japs?

>>53101786
>Show so generic the side kicks don't even have names
>No real character development
>Show undermines its own premise of lol they're JUST goblins by making them 30' monsters
>The shock and awe violence of the first episode isn't nearly matched by any of the others