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>>53097496
BTC core dev too dumb to use a hardware wallet?

How was his key compromised?

>>53097496
>paint yourself as an high value target
>clearly don't take enough security precautions
>???
>FBI-kun tasukete!

Guy probably has a keylogger or RAT on his computer.

Buy Cardano.

>>53097496
the wrong side may have won the block size war, but this is a little consolation.

so wait this retard had that many tokens and kept the keys to those wallets on a server connected to the internet....the guy also said that he had someone access his network from the outside and he didnt think to move his funds to a different wallet? Why are the people who made a ton of money early complete retards?

>>53097496

>>53097511
How can you just sure millions on a software wallet, never mind in a single wallet. What the hell.

>>53097496
this is a "bitcoin" dev? what the fuck am i reading

>>53097512
>How was his key compromised?
some indian microsoft employee lifted it straight out of microsofts database

>>53097496
how does he only have 216 btc? this guy has been a part of bitcoin since like 2012 (or maybe even earlier).
wtf?

this nigga fudding his own coin lmaoo

>>53097555
Checked and claimed, also ur a faggot

>>53097512
Incel management engine

>>53097594
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

>>53097555
no really, fuck this guy and his shit world view

>>53097496
my life fucking sucks right now but at least im not this loser

>>53097512
Because lukes a fucking idiot.

>>53097496
>>53097586
many, not most

>>53097555
>Trips of projection
Are we not supposed to pay attention to this at all?

The future of finance

>>53097570
unironically the most likely scenario

>>53097602
Fuck you faggot he sounds based

>>53097618
that tweet is older than the last tweet in the OP screenshot
https://twitter.com/LukeDashjr/status/1609647203890372609

>>53097632
Until you say something he doesn't like and get thrown in jail because there is no longer a first amendment

>>53097632
found the jew. Yes goy, freedom of speech should be abolished!

>>53097632
He's not. Luke is unkempt faggot

>>53097632
Luke dash jr is the type of faggot that tries to pray his gay away.

Everyone skilled enough left Bitcoin before 2017 shitshow

>>53097639
You're tremendously stupid and there's nothing that can stop you from being that stupid.

>>53097650
>>53097652
>>53097656
Stop touching your penis sinners.

>>53097602
based

BTC was a honeypot to catch black market criminals. I got banned within 5 mins of posting that Ghislaine/ Epstein/ Elon were using BTC for their human trafficking enterprise on stocktwits at midnight in US time meaning they have Israelis as moderator (popular stock idea discussion board)
BTC may have been why the Epstein traffickers all got caught . these kikes have their offshore dirty money all into BTC. Remember, the banks the politicians the celebrities all knew this trafficking was going on. And they partied . It’s your duty as God’s children to short BTC/ ETH to zero. Go with God anons. We are all the black swan.

>>53097678
Can you link me that response? That just seems too stupid to be real

>>53097496

FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT RETARDED FAGGOT

BTC IS DEAD MAN WALKING

>>53097698
https://twitter.com/LukeDashjr/status/1609661811455819776

>>53097602
Wtf, what an idiot.

>>53097602
Almost fully based if it wasn't for the last cringe

>>53097521
this lel

Can't bring myself to feel sorry for this lunatic

>>53097639
>Many not most
>Assuming it's worth 3.6 million dollars that was in the hot, let's be conservative and say he has 8 million total that is all stolen
>He could've cashed it out into real money, and assuming he gets taxed at 40% he has 5 million dollars total
>Could have spread that across muliple FDIC insured HYSAs and netted a guaranteed $150,000 in just passive yearly interest IN A FUCKING SAVINGS ACCOUNT
>Instead he kept it all in magic internet beans that can be snatched with no recourse
A happy new year from us over in TradFi. Looking forward to more of these dumb coin stories this year and beyond.

>>53097678
What are you talking about. I'm the one saying he lost it all. The other guy is saying he didn't

>>53097734
You can't read dates, retard

>>53097745
Did you hit your head or something?

>>53097496
oh it couldn't have happened to a better btc dev except for maybe greggles
>le sovereign gold anarchist asks for fbi help
lmao
i wonder if he values a recovery feature now or will he just eat the loss quietly as they're not his coins anymore becus keys=coins amirite

>>53097691
This would be hilarious if true. Good actors in our gov realized the extent of the corruption in the 08 crash and subsequent bank bailout. A new monetary system was in the works and needed a real world test. Satoshi was created to spawn BTC, first touted as a privacy coin to lure in the bad actors. Allow them to use this new system, testing out how it works and removing the kinks as we see issues. Now fast forward to sometime in the future, Gov reveals that this was a test of the new system and used to catch these evildoers. They all get arrested, then we flip the switch to the new financial system. probably copium, but its a good hit.

>>53097761
Oh but the blockstream shills say this recovery feature would be used personally by Craig to steal anon’s bsv ..

>>53097698
He's fucking lying he only had a hot wallet and he knows it.

>>53097755
You said that the picture he posted, which is a reply in OP's pic thread, is older than OP's pic consisting of a thread.
Learn to read you degenerate retard. Now fuck off

>>53097496
trying to escape taxes

>>53097602
damn now I feel bad for him. He was one of the good ones.

>>53097602
you're a faggot

>>53097496
>>53097602
>Christcuck
>antiporn
Lmao.

>>53097602
Id vote for him. Seems based

>>53097511
Hes on mastodon.
Jfc

>>53097790
Nope, I specifically said "that tweet" :)

https://twitter.com/Codecologist/status/1609670118304550913

>>53097789
or a darned boating accident. how coincidental that it happened on the first day of the year (taxes)

>>53097602
luke is the only btc dev you should care about. sucks this happened. hes a based conservative catholic.

>>53097778
>government being good
This is the least likely thing I've ever heard.
>we only larped as bad for 100 years+ murdering and impoverishing billions so we could get our man

>>53097496
>Check blockchain explorer
>Scan for transactions.
>Click Claim
Literally that easy.

>>53097602
THIS IS WHY HE WAS TARGETED.

>>53097496
>>53097898
>>53097875
He prob kept his keys on a server for backup purposes, which is retarded
https://twitter.com/LukeDashjr/status/1606885577843957762

Form your own conclusions on that though, but it seems someone has been trying to attack him for some time now

APT? Employee of the server provider company? Group of hackers targeting a high value target? who knows

>>53097853
How should anyone know which tweet exactly? You obviously referred to the thread. Also, your post has exactly 0 to do with the thread itself.
In the thread he's talking about many BTC's gone while in your tweet he's talking about he stored many in hot wallet, not all.
And afterwards he posted as a reply also that they also got his cold wallet.
Learn to fucking read.

>>53097839
Thanks for the wank material

>>53097802
this is whats happening lol. dude is catholic probably hates the state and doesnt want to fund russki or baby murder.

>>53097947
Because "the last tweet in the OP screenshot" eliminates the last tweet in the OP screenshot as the one of two possible options for "that tweet" :)

My guess is he’s lying and just wants it to look like they’re stolen.

>>53097496
how is he a dev if he doesn't know how

>>53097986
go back to plebbit

>>53097981
It's still completely different topics. You sound like Luke being absolutely retarded.

>>53097802
THIS!

big 2016 maxi here and this is filling me with dread and worries

>>53097496
What the fuck even is a Bitcoin dev? It's a finished product, no further development required.

ohh noo my bitcoin was hacked, bro. guess I can't pay my taxes. that sucks!

>>53097802
>get its hashes blacklisted on exchanges
you are beyond autism KYS already

>>53097937
rip seems they found what they wanted then, way too coincidental either key on server (and hacked/inside job)

or fake story for boating accident purposes

>>53097937
More
The "confess for mercy" part is hilarious given what just happened
Ah hubris...

>first retail gets fucked, then big exchanges start crashing and now even Bitcoin core devs are being drained of all their BTC
it sure smells like we're near a bottom here

>>53097521
lmao

>>53098049
just use p2p or mixers, retard, or bridge to eth and use a zero proof mixer / swap to monero.

>>53097602
based

>>53098060
>confession for mercy

top kek your buttcoins are gone babe

>>53097602
What a fucking idiot.

>>53097555
Dubs for me?

>>53098049
luke, you cant escape taxes

>>53098111
Your stupid post makes me not feel bad about stealing your Checkems

>>53098072
bitcoin 'mixers' don't take tainted coins either, bitcoin is not fungible btw

>>53098149
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

>>53097937
this
he made a overly complicated setup out of sheer arrogance, a hacker humbled him by exploiting his security
always a bigger fish, etc etc

>>53097602
Biden is Catholic

>>53098178
that's great
no one asked tho

>>53098178
>Biden is a demonic pedophile and worshipper of Satan.
Ftfy.

>>53098198
There's an extremely obvious joke here but I'm not going to bother.

>>53098178
Biden has no idea what day it is

>>53097602
Sounds like a retarded /pol/cel kek

how did this guy get a trojan in the first place? I just want to avoid having a keylogger someday. How do systems and servera like this first get infected?

>>53097512
Keys.lol

>>53097602
based and you are some shitskin asian cockroach or worse, a kike demon

I’m thinking about buying a separate laptop just to buy crypto with

Kek Thanks for this anon

Love the arrogance of some shithead dev.

> Help me Fbi my millions stolen. The injustice!!!!!!


Meanwhile Fbi investigating rape and torture of children, yah right we don’t have more important things to do than helping a self righteous little shithead

>inb4 u ain’t got shit
150 BTC stores in an carefully crafted essay buried in the dry wall of my fucking house

big brain dev can't use hardware wallet, lol ok

>>53097602
He's based and you're the commie faggot

>>53097496
lmao. seed phrases are less secure than a normal password. seed phrases can be easily brute force hacked.

>>53098244
first you become a bitcoin core dev, then you keep posting online regularly about you until you get a large following, then you get fucked. even if he had a perfect system a simple wrench attack fucks him up as well.

be a literal who nobody instead

>>53097552
kek based

Linux bros???

>>53097496
Nerd in distress! FBI help!

He used fucking Gentoo, a meme distro.

>>53097521
/thread

>ban porn
>install Gentoo

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1672306485658894.webm

>>53098365
>install Gentoo
>get your bitcoins stolen

>>53097602
Based until he started talking about Christcuckery. Cringe af.

>>53098365
Hardware wallet users win again.

>>53097496
kek fbi man plz halp kek these menfuckingchildren

>>53097496
has he tried the pfizer department?

>www.pfizer.com/refunds

>>53098348
Jesus u r fucking retarded

>>53097937
>https://twitter.com/Codecologist/status/1609670118304550913
so youre telling me a dev, someone who held millions of dollars in BTC was trying to save some money by having someone host a server for him that he then stored sensitive files on? Holy fuck, this guy is a retard. I cant see any scenario where I have money like that and dont spin up my own server with the hardware tucked away somewhere only accessible to me armed with some hardcore security.

>>53098377
he should have said he witnessed a trans person being denied the right to vote by MAGA hat wearing white men with nooses

>>53097732
He is probably laundering his own money retard. Enjoy having all that taken away from you for not cutting your balls off and kissing nigger toes. I'll be hopping from country to country in the second world not eating bugs or living in the pod.

>>53097496
hacked the last day of the year, guess no taxes for him!

>>53098757
I'm pretty sure a Serbian landlord would much prefer USD over your dog bat coin thing.

>>53098620
>>53098891
my first thoughts

>>53098891
The IRS and the SEC really need to clean this shit up. I remember Ian balina and so many other crypto fags doing this exact same thing every end of year

>>53097511
you understand you still need a normal bitcoin wallet in order to use a hardware wallet, right?
there's not a single thing about "hardware wallets" in the bitcoin code; stop getting your information from grifters

>>53097602
This guy is based as fuck. Im buying bitcoin now.

>>53097496
what a weird coincidence, I just created a new bitcoin wallet and there were already coins on it!

>>53097913
Isn't he one of those schizo Catholics that hates the pope?

>>53099029
no shit, he's talking about where the private key is kept you brainlet

>>53099029
>has no idea how any of this works
Anon please stop posting forever

>>53097602
wtf I hate Bitcoin now

>>53099163
Yeah he's an OG character I used to like his Twitter posts and he would like mine back trolling libs before I got bored of Twitter

>>53098060
Someone look into that Israeli who asked him what's up

>>53099029
>53099029
this is quite possibly the most insidiously retarded post I've seen in my 10+ years on 4chan. If you have 3.6 mil in a hot wallet for more than 5 seconds you are a fucking jogger

>>53099444
Checked, kekd, and stolen

>>53099472
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

What's with all the Fed bootlickers here?

>>53097512
he doesn't know yet.

Why didn’t he utilize some type of 2fa? I’d that possible with hot wallets? Serious question

>>53098178
Nice try shill

>>53098331
>Meanwhile Fbi helping with rape and torture of children

Fixed it for you.

>>53097496
>fuck gov and CEX bitcoin is the future
>...
>plx help FBI

Imagine your entire fortune going *poof!* instantly when:

>Your magic money wallet gets mysteriously hacked.
>You lose the fucking piece of paper your little passwords are written on.

Clown shit. No other asset class is like this in terms of risking total loss from thieves or fire/flood.

Until crapto is tied to retinal scans or biometrics to secure, it will always be comically easy to lose.

>>53099785
Really, tell us sir. If it's that easy - break down how you would (kek)... Ahhh hanging lmao.... Tell us - (wwww..wait a sec (kek)) sorry haha.. it's been a long day and this is too funny.. okay serious now. Tell us how (YOU) would hack a wallet. Be sure to describe it step by step but since it's comically easy .. HAHAHA.. that shouldnt be a problem.


Also, I want you to genuinely, no meme, no satire, no kek's - kill yourself.

>>53097552
based

>>53097512
Twitter hacked apparently

>>53099662
>maybe he should have used a centralized exchange
Maybe

>>53099785
cash, treasury bonds, and stock certificates can all be physically stolen and are at risk from fire/flood

>>53100191
idk why it re-uploaded a file I uploaded a while ago in a previous post. Never happened to me before. Oh well

>claims to be hacker
>complains publicly about getting hacked
Sounds like he is in the process of losing his btc in a boating accident.

>>53097512
anti-Semitism

>>53097496

>>53098435
go to bed boomer

>>53097890
BASED

https://github.com/Michal2SAB/Bitcoin-Stealer
annnnnd it's gone!
Thanks bro!
Anyone with same keys owns it too...
Oh robinhood thanks you...

enjoy faggotssw0swx

God punished him for his stupidity.

>>53098060
this faggot didn't keep his keys on a paid for server did he?
That's not what I'm reading here, r-right?

>>53097602
Well now it's clear why he was targeted.

>>53097552
He got STIFFED

>>53097778
Wrong anon. Satoshi created Bitcoin. BTC is a bastardized fork that shits over his protocol. Exactly what Satoshi did not want.

>>53102894
>Real Bitcoin is something that gets double spends on the Blockchain regularly
Bsvtards, never ever.

>>53102982
>that gets double spends on the Blockchain regularly
show proof

>>53103024
You mean other than in 2021 when it got delisted from almost all exchanges due to its own incompetence as admitted by the so called "Bitcoin association"?

>>53103024
And bsv doesn't even suffer from 51% attacks. It suffers from 80% attacks

So this guy was storing his keys on a server someone else had access too? Sha256 can't be solved in reverse.

>>53097632
>fuck the first amendment!
Kys juden

>>53097839
>C*tholics
>Christian
Try again.

>>53098178
Shoo shill, it's too late for your nonsense.

>>53103191
He's retarded opsec wise. Either that or this is a boating accident.

>>53103104
>>53103126
So you actually dont have no proof of an attack.

>>53097602
Dangerously based

>>53103384
Lol ok bsv shill. The chain has had 51% attacks all through 2021 and 2022 where Craig cried like a baby threatening to sue a miner this last October for mining empty blocks. But no attacks ever happen except for all the ones that did.

i’m fascinated by how little BTC he has. to say i was ashamed for years of having few bitcoins despite buying my first ones in 2012
maybe it all just looks easy in retrospect

This is just the beginning.

>>53099785
>hyperinflates your fiat
>steals your gold
>burns down your house
>crashes your stock market
now THATS comedy

>>53097602
Kys Juden

>>53097652
You fucking absolute spastic, Jews run the porn industry and the main argument they used to have it legalized is constitutional freedoms you fucking faggot nigger kike.

Damn I would kms

>>53103651
Fishy...

>>53103651
>>53103670
Now it's "cold wallets"

Which were single sig and in his office at his house.

>>53103651
It just happened the last day of the year :OOOOOOOOO

>>53103651
his "cold wallet" is not trezor/ledger

>>53097512
Downloaded a virus while browsing brazilian scat porn.

>>53097602
porn should be illegal but christianity is a subversion of europe

>>53098365
>thinking installing Linux magically solves security issues
Read into Intel management engine nigger. Keep your crypto on pre-2008 CPUs. I have an x201 for my cold crypto (I use Arch btw), and a corebooted x230 running Qubes for hot crypto/channing. I feel relatively safe from Intel's backdoors, but nothing in life is certain.

Faking the theft to avoid getting reemed by CSW.

>>53102894
conviniently forgets that the miners had to vote on switching protocols.

>>53103651
if they got cold wallet it is probably quantum computing by feds. also why so many btc billionaires are dying. they don't want these faggots having power in the decades to come

>>53097845
Most core devs are tranny autismo commies, leftists and progressives.

>>53103759
>probably quantum computing
There are far more probable attack vectors. We know IME exists, why would you assume the vector was something we don't know exists?
You don't know what you're talking about.

>>53099029
This is your brain on bitcoin core

>>53099029
Also screencapped.
This is quite literally, the dumbest post I've ever seen on this board since its inception and I'm not exaggerating.
This is a level of stupid I did not believe was achievable and I'm honestly kind of impressed.

>>53097632
>ban something because retards can't be trusted with it
Whoops we gotta ban guns and cars now too. You can take the bus, and call the police when a jogger stabs you.
Authoritarians on the right are even more fucked than the ones on the left. You don't think even one step ahead on precedents you'd like to set.

>>53097540
how will that help?

>>53097602
>>53098119
>>53098178

go back

>>53097496
>@fbi
is this dude retarded? a troll?

>the future of finance
>install OS / any software no matter how "private" or 'secure"
>funds stolen

>>53097496
>Bitcoin hackers org
>Gets hacked

Pottery

>>53103912
dat screencap, 2000$ xrp eoy! :D

>>53097602
Based Pajeets, you dont take their bobs and vagene

>>53099785

>>53097496
get rekt catholic scum

>>53103024
Bsv has 10 nodes retard

>>53097496
>cryptofags obsessed with keys for "safety"
>ends up just serving as bearer bonds so they lose money
this could literally be the cia doing it and no one would know or care

>>53099029
Lol at all these low iq subhumans seething at your post because they bought a usb stick for 100$.
There is no such thing as a “hardware wallet”.
Do any of you even know what bitcoin is?

>>53098153
I laughed when NFTs came out, because BTC is the original non-fungible token

>be retard
>get targeted on your shitty spyware devices
>get hacked
Well deserved desu.

>>53103881
there is no vector to hack a cold wallet

Seeing BSV shills ITT...

>>53103339
>Oy vey he used x and should have trusted Intel's shitty hardware to provide code isolation plus memey IPC that's probably as buggy as any Linux isolation mechanism
Why are people so dumb?

>>53104372
this picture unironically infuriates me. how desperate can jeet shills be?

>>53104039
Blame retards for mitigations instead of targeting the root cause of actual insecurity: a lack of formal methods and muh performance.

>keeping keys on an "online server"

>>53097496
>bitcoins
>fbi pls help me

>>53104664

>>53097650
>>53097652
>>53103241
>>53103932
>>53097839
>Noooo you have to let jews publish porn and degeneracy! its heckin le based to do so!
KYS. America had the best life when jews werent allowed into politics and business.

>>53104614
How is BTC a non-fungible token?

>>53104939
The UTXO model.

>>53103449
>i’m fascinated by how little BTC he has.
i'm surprised he had that much. he always larped as a poorfag and asked for donations because he was too poor to pay for internet. i guess it was just an opsec larp.
>>53104939
>2023
>discovers btc is non-fungible

non-fungibility is cancer

>>53097602
Based
>>53098178
Retard

>>53097602
wtf I love bitcoin now

>>53097496
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUTURE OF FINANCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>53103339
>mfw windows is probably the safest os there is
Kek
>mfw even if I get hacked all they’re gonna get is some encrypted wallet file
Lmao even

>>53097602
Based. KYS retarded coomer.

>>53097570
kek. just imagining some pajeet absolutely balling out in Mumbai rn

>>53104532
>Bsv has 10 nodes
MinerID makes it harder for hostile nodes. Additionally, the entire SHA256 mining power can switch to BSV in an instant. Big blocks offers more potential rewards for the miners with cheaper individual transaction fees.

>>53097602
WTF, this guy is straight pushing his woke agenda and half biz agrees with him.

>>53099972
new pasta

>>53097496
afraid of the tax man, or some genius pajeet is trying to frame him (500x less likely event)

don't have this issue with monero in the first place

>>53099029
>>53104592
>thinking hardware wallets are usb sticks.
>still smugly looking down on people who are smarter than you.
Fuck you are insufferable. I can tell you have never programmed anything related to cryptography in your life. Here's one major difference: you can safely use a hardware wallet on an infected computer because the seed never physically leaves the device. A usb stick has no such security properties and would easily get you hacked.

>>53103339
That's not what opsec is, but he is retarded.

>>53097602
Based. Whoring is wrong and leads to divorced. Fuck liberals. Bunch of uneducated retards that hate math.

>>53097890
Wheres all the "I lost all my BSV" posts

>>53105795
Opposite of woke, retard. Current woke culture promotes promiscuous relationships, dumb monkey

>>53099029
gr8 b8 m8

>>53107573
stable mariage != happy mariage

>>53107832
Except is does, coper. Read the stats. This is one of like 28 of then or so. Being more promiscuous = lower happiness levels, more mental health issues, higher divorce rates, etc.
Heritage Foundation is the source if you want to read more, but since you're a liberal chances are you won't since it will fuck with your beliefs aka you're a pussy that can't handle reality

>>53103739
>Read into Intel management engine nigger
what there's to read?

>>53097602
AHAHAHAHAH CHRISTKEKS LOSE AGAIN DONT CORGET TO PAY YOUR 10% TITHE TO THE CHURCH GOY

>>53097496
>help me fbi
what's he doing calking the govt? that's not right
this is a false flag

>>53107909
Promiscuous people lose again :) ->>>53107573

Cold wallet stolen? Did they sneak into his house or is he a moron?

>>53107879
mental health issues -> more sexual partners. not the other way around. psychologically healthy girls dont want to fuck tons of guy, they ideally want to find the love of their life and have a long term relationship
>>53107909
what did god mean by this hack? what message did he want to send? i think i know: "lol get fucked retard"

>>53107980
How are you this shit at understanding graphs? Read the fucking stat.
More sexual partners outside of marriage = higher divorce rates. You can't say "other way around" because that makes NO FUCKING SENSE.
More sexual partners before marriage LEADS to more divorces. THAT'S what the stat is saying, retard. Lefties are so ass at understanding basic data, holy shit.

Also you i terpret data wrong.
"More mental health issues = more sexual partners" may indeed be true, BUT the stat (not posted here, but you can google the source I posted) shows more sexual partners LEAD to more mental health issues and higher likelihood of getting depressed. You don't understand what a "TREND" is

>>53107980
>mental health issues -> more sexual partners. not the other way around.
The stat in the source shows the TREND that more sexual partners LEADS to more mental health issues. What you said could be true, but the two are NOT mutually exclusive

Also according to the stat I posted, the ideal women won't be a used up cum rag because even ONE sexual partner outside of marriage = 50% failure rate

>>53097540
Why wasn't he using a hardware wallet like ledger

>>53097496
Shouldn't have used windows

Someone from microsoft is having a good day right now

>>53107909
I don't pay tithes, keep paying for those jordans though

>>53097521

lmao perfect

>>53108329
he installed gentoo unironically

>>53097602
Based

>>53099029
top tier b8

>>53097602
Based.

also,
>Father of 8
now I feel bad for him.

Did he lose absolutely everything he had? or just a chunk?

>>53097496
>it's fucking lukejr
stop. i can only get so erect

>>53102479
stiff always sounds so faggy and gay
it sounds like something gay men yell after drugging and raping a man. WOO THAT WAS A GOOD BUTT FUCKING GUIZE! IF HE DOESNT LIKE IT.....STIFF!

>>53107909
thats mormons
nobody pays 10% to the church anymore

>>53098198
You just said the same thing faggot