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>make tinder profile
>say I work at meta
>tell girls I have the power to give them more subscribers
Would this plan work? Would girls let me stick my pee pee in their poo poo for the promise of more subscribers (it's basically social status now)?
>inb4 try and tell us
Too lazy would rather get the prediction from the best chart analysts in 4channel.

>> No.53084210

>>53084195
hey if I squint I see the happy merchant

guess I’m a evil racist nazi and need to be dicked down with correctory nigger dick

>> No.53084214

>>53084195
Shouldn’t you go with insta or ticktock instead?

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>>53084195
Yes they would. I live in a 3 rd world and used to hang out with a local rapper who sort of made it. Later rented a higher end SUV and showed roasties some pics and said they will be in the music video if they succ dicc good
As retarded as it sounds...

IG and TikTok followers is guaranteed to work, if you can forge some sort of quasi-proof

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>>53084522
pic related

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>>53084195
>>53084511
does anyone have the original merchant picture? I want to generate my own but I have a new hdd and I can't seem to find the original copy. much appreciated