/biz/ - Business & Finance

run a brothel

>>53081708
assume i can't run a whorehouse or a methlab because the cops know me in my small town

>>53081724
>Small town
Did you ever stop to consider that living in a small town means your weird niche business isn't gonna go well?

>>53081724
cut them in, cops love hoes

>>53081737
i don't have an idea yet, just space to build shit, store inventory, prepare shipments, whatever

>>53081780
Do the Alibaba thing if you have space for junk

>>53081742
the federal police have jurisdiction in my town, maybe if it was city cops like back in the day

>>53081696
Rent it out to criminals to grow/make drugs.

>>53082231
i decided to live in one of the small rooms to save money and make use of the rest of the space for some kind of business
but as a 4chan autist, the last thing i want to deal with is people
just like.. make soap or something like tyler durden except hopefully not that cause it's gay

>>53081696
>data farm
>inhouse restaurant to sell plates of food
>day care

>>53081696
>ALL suggestions besides shrimp farming
I feel like there is a story behind this oddly specific exclusion, and I am going to politely request that you expand on the reason why. Thanks and take care.

>>53082341
i have excuses not to try any of these things

>>53082358
It's a bot/schizo time wasting ffs this has been posted/reposted for two years.

>>53081696
This is what happens when you live in a souless place in the middle of nowhere that nobody wants.

Pray you can get a reverse mortgage

>>53082431
there's a highway going through my town, yes

>>53081696
>shrimp mining
GENIUS

>>53082431
>bot
I never really see the problem with this picture. Like, obviously I would never want to live here, but it just seems like a road-stop area for truckers or something?

>>53081828
I'm in the same situation as OP, what's the Alibaba thing?

>>53082495
You buy bulk china junk from Alibaba for pennies and then resell it on Amazon.

>>53082489
>I never see a problem
I'm sure you don't lmao

>>53082522
i mean, if you have a problem with highways and truck stops, then you have a problem with all of modern transport and supply chain, which does a lot of good
might as well wish the combustion engine was never invented.. which i do wish actually, fuck the industrial revolution

>>53081696
Fill the main floor with old junk and run an antique shop. Your old houses poor condition will only add to the charm.

you could grow microgreens and mushrooms to sell to restaurants.

Start a discrete sauna for gay men, call it something like "Bacchus" or "The Toolshed"

>>53081696
get a heloc, use the stacks to move to the city and get a decent job/ go to school. stash drugs in the house, sell in the city keep a low profile.

>>53083220
profiting off gays sounds based, desune

You can grow mushrooms and sell these to restaurants. It's quite easy, no need of a big starting capital, you can even not declare the revenues to the taxman. Lots of tutorials online.

>>53084108
it's a legit way to make side money, a single batch of mushrooms can be sold for hundreds of dollars, this also requires very little work and knowledge. I'm surprised this kind of honorable side hustle is never mentioned on biz.

>>53081696
Grow mushrooms. You'll need plastic sheeting tenting and HEPA cartridges to purify the air. It's hard work and you'd be surprised at how fragile mushrooms are but you can grow for instance Lions mane that tastes almost exactly like Lobster and sell it to hipster vegan restaurants you can even a slap a good ol locally sourced sticker on it. Shitake mushrooms are always in demand and can be grown reliably.
You'll also need substrate,spores and some really big pots to sterilise the substrate

>>53085247
Your go to gourmet mushrooms to grow would be.
Lions mane
Shitake
Blue& Gold oysters
You can also buy logs that have been inoculated with spores of mushrooms that grow on wood for instance Chicken of the woods. This mushroom is orange grows in large clusters and tastes exactly like chicken it is however slow growing,just a thought for if that house has a garden

>>53085247
this. there are tutorials online. but he lives in a small town and the single restaurant in the area is probably shit, serving junk food for poorfags with no taste.