/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53080018
Pink wojaks are cute!

>>53080025
you will never be an female anime broker

>>53080025
.13% gain for 2022

It's not a loss.

>>53080025
I was also in that /fit/ thread.

how did you do this year, bros?
is there anything you learned?

made more money gambling on sports than i did investing in the stock market this year

>>53080048
Congrats anon, you the market this year. Imagine actually being down YTD lmfao

>>53080036
The point isn't to BE the female broker, it's to HAVE a female anime broker

>>53080025
Mother should I trust the government?

Mother will they put me in the firing line?

Oooooh is it just a waste of time?

>>53080085
Damn, this would have been the winning trade this year. Anon's female broker really was looking out for hime.

>>53080048
up 19.3%.

The portfolio was around 50% precious metals, 50% value stocks. No margin or leverage.

VWTR and OPNT were both bought out this year and were large positions. I held them for a little over a year while the prices violently crabbed. I notice I tend to do best when I buy small caps with good valuations at low price then ignore all noise except company press statements and reports.

I lost 42 percent of my portfolio this year

>>53080123
buy intel and youll make it back in a year

Am I supposed to do something this weekend? I can't really afford to do anything fun. Plus what's the point of going out alone?

>>53080085
how the fuck do I make 2m/year

Well smg, I did it. I finally saved up enough money for it to be worth investing.
However I NEED help from you guys.

I refuse to invest in companies controlled by a Jewish CEO or Jewish board. I cannot morally do it. I know, fuck me, but a man's gotta have standards.
Do you know of any blue cap companies that fit my criteria?

>>53080035
please keep making these, or provide the prompt

>>53080189
Most of the MANGAM companies are ran by 'jeets

>>53080166
I for one am going to spend New Years' eve at my parents' place along with my brother. We'll eat something good and then we'll go see the fireworks.

>>53080035
why Is she mad?

>>53080199
Yes but a lot of them are used by their (((board))) as useful idiots that do what they say.
Also there is a direct relationship between pajeet CEOs and the company peaking and beginning to decline, usually by around 2-3 years after being hired.

I look like this.

What to buy for a fresh start

>>53080226
enron

>>53080226
PXD

>>53080211
she had to close out your options manually

>>53080196
parameters

masterpiece, best quality, 1girl, solo, office lady, mature female, pink skin, open mouth, (scared:1.1)|(angry:1.1), (pink skin:0.9), bangs, straight hair, eyelashes, sitting, facing viewer, looking at viewer, (hands in pocket:1.2)|(hands behind back:1.2),(arms behind back:1.2)|(hands between legs:1.2), office, monitors with stock charts and bloomberg terminal in the background
Negative prompt: owres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, (hand:1.2), (hands:1.2), (finger:1.2), (fingers:1.2), (pointing:1.2), (thumb:1.2), (thumbs:1.2), (fingernail:1.2), (fingernails:1.2), (holding:1.2), (feet:1.2), (foot:1.2), (toes:1.2), (toe:1.2), (child:1.2), (large breasts:1.2), (lower body:1.1), (monochrome:1.05)
Steps: 30, Sampler: DPM++ 2M Karras, CFG scale: 7, Seed: 1624497297, Size: 1024x1024, Model hash: cd391015, Batch size: 2, Batch pos: 1, Denoising strength: 0.7, Clip skip: 4, First pass size: 0x0
(Anythingv3+((cafe-instagram+f222+v1.5)@ad1)@ws0.125)
>>53080211
Powell didn't pivot

I'm gunna short the shit outta DASH, for real this time.

janubear, februbear, marchbear, aprilbear, maybear....

>>53080189
>blue cap companies

>>53080048
Now how much time and effort did you waste on
>thinking about stocks
>watching the stock market
>researching stocks
>socializing on stock market threads/forums

>>53080085
How hard is it to find women that look like that irl?

>only one client
Kek, is it really a stock market manga?

>>53080184
Pretty sure thats yen which you can surpass with ease by working full time at ~$8 an hour pretax

>>53080265
what AI are you using for this??

>>53080265
I look like this.

>>53080272
>listening to FED posters
lol, lmao

Mumu... why are the reverse repos skyrocketing mumu?
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RRPONTSYD

>after hours

https://youtu.be/3DSjekYmJBI

>get target card
>5% off all purchases
>link it to my 5% cash back rewards card to pay for shit
>100 dollars becomes 95 dollars then I get 4.50 back
>only pay 90.5

>>53080445
It's over. Reverse repos will never go down again.

>>53080445
No ewven knows what a rr even is.

>>53080123
actually not bad for this nightmare year

>>53080448
Anon, this is extremely antisemetic.
I just reported you to the ADL, attached is proof.

>>53080448
Credit cards are a trick by them to make you feel good when they add all sort of merchant fees, card processing fees, payment processor fees and network fees.
Instead of a can of beans costing $1.00, it now costs $1.13 with all the fees included but stores mark it up to $1.27 so that they can make a profit.
If you don't pay by credit card, you still pay $1.27 without the rewards and if credit cards didn't exist, you would only pay $1.00 for a can of beans since you cut out all the other fees.

>>53080445
Bullish
>>53080272
Every Wall Street firm is bearish, bullish as the market always does the opposite of what everyone expects.

>>53080477

>>53080483
AI made these?
They’re really good

>>53080439
>He's still betting against the Fed
Do you like getting screwed?

>>53080448
come to think of it, if one can use credit cards to pay off other credit cards, could one not have a series of cashback cards paying off other cashback cards at different calendar dates in the same month until you've essentially cashbacked away the principal balance and thus owe nothing and no interest?

someone must have done this before...

>>53080495
Top right and bottom right are horrible and no, they were made by a digital prompt engineer.

>>53080483
>3 arms top right
>rare merchant bottom left

>>53080498
The market is forward looking, we aren't fighting the Fed we are frontrunning the rate cuts that will happen in 2024. You newfags need to grasp the concept of a forward looking market.

>>53080501
When you pay off a CC with a CC its called a balance transfer and those have fee's like 10%-ish

>>53080513
>we are frontrunning the rate cuts that will happen in 2024
This is literally betting against the Fed

>>53080527
darn, looks like they were one step ahead of me. personally i've never done a bal transfer since i pay everything off. and i have an amex card too lol

>>53080531
If you wait till they actually pivot the market will have already pumped 30% as the market is forward looking. Why do you bobos struggle so hard with this basic concept?

>>53080189
>year
What else do you do or not do cause of your Polish phobia?

>>53080527
>>53080554
Depends, I know if you open a new credit card then there is no balance transfer fee if it's listed in the benefits.

Today sucked. Felt like shat all day (still do). Flu/sinus. So bad that as we were pulling into the drive I couldn't hold it so opened the door and hurled right on the blacktop. (What? Was either that or hurl in the car). Took some medicine and slept on the couch most of the afternoon with a electric blanket round me cause I was cold. (even though it was almost 70 outside today). So yeah. What a way to spend the final days of the year.

>>53080272
>the ultimate bear case plays out
>2024 brings us back to pre-Trump valuations

>>53080558
because you can't quantify "forward looking" or show any backtests showing you should try to front run the fed.
>muh average bear market is X days

>>53080483
so you might as well use the cc? just be aware that paying with a card is different psychologically than cash

The only thing I'm forward looking at is

>>53080593
We are currently extremely oversold with bobo euphoria reaching delusional levels, the downside risk of not having a long position is currently enormous. Honestly at this point if you're still bearish you are just greedy and emotional.

>>53080596
DRIP doing triple digits in the new year.

>>53080501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWrzWf-jdnM

Not the same thing but someone once did make over 100k tax free from buying moneyorders using an amex card and paying off the balance with it.

>>53080596
A butt that is very finely female and a woman attached to it who looks at you affirmatively.

Buy astra SPACE inc

>>53080596
Carne asada that can only come from your own understanding of cooking and cooking with a cast iron pan. Bitches are shitting their pants with douche bags

>>53080035
oh my fucking god is this ai

>>53080596
ur mum

>>53080085
>fidelity goes out of its way to get you not to do options

>>53080035
>>53080265
>>53080483
>>53080508
What program are you guys using? I lost more than S&P 500 so I need cute /biz/ AI girl to cheer me up

I love this everything is red and on sale

Keep your eyes on the road
Your hand upon the wheel
Keep your eyes on the road
Your hand upon the wheel
Yeah, we're going to the Roadhouse
Gonna have a real-
Good time

>>53080698

They're doing the same thing to Andrew Tate that they did to Julian Assange. How will this impact my portfolio?

>>53080558
>If you wait till they actually pivot the market will have already pumped 30% as the market is forward looking
Everytime retards bet against the Fed they claim they see where the Fed will HAVE to go. Bobos. Mumus. Doesn't matter.
Stop being a wsb retard

>>53080445
because the reverse repo rate is now high, and not 0.0 - 0.25%, thus it is viable for banks to park excess money/liquidity at the fed in exchange for the RR rate plus principle. They do this as a way to contract the money supply, make lending harder and reduce liquidity. Banks make free money from this as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0fSPO7AW7k Press this to learn more

>>53080025
is it worth going back to college to learn about AI? or should I just remain an investor of those who are more technical about the field?

Market will have a little bounce here. The McClellan oscillator, 9 count buy signal, 61.8% fibonacci level, etc say so. It will be a good shorting opportunity. Wait for the number of puts to decline before shorting again.

Is the retard claiming index etfs are a scam the same retard claiming inflation isn't a money supply issue?

>>53080785
Actual degrees in artificial intelligence are hyper-competitive and don't admit straight white men. If you know calculus and linear algebra, then you're better off self-studying. If you want a job, then make some interesting/creative github projects. The chinks and jeets that numerically dominate the field can't innovate for shit, so that will make you stand out.

t. ML scientist

>>53080025
sexo

>>53080785
>is it worth going back to college to learn about AI?
just watch youtube videos and make a neurel network

>>53080810
I see, it does seem as if all routes eventually go down self studying. I have taken a look at some books, and ultimately concluded that it seems a bit too difficult, primarily because I don't know jackshit about programming. So...investor route it is...

>>53080610
the market has been perfectly flat for 6 months, that's not euphoria, and sentiment is not a reliable indicator.
I'm holding bonds which have a much better risk profile, there's no risk to me "missing" out

>>53080843
>I'm holding bonds which have a much better risk profile
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>53080843
>flat for 6 months

>>53080843
>bonds
How did you find this website grandpa?

How did your trading year go?

I turned my shitty little 4 figure account into 30k. Hopefully I can hit 100k in a year or two. I'm cautiously optimistic.

>Ai replaces record keeping
>Ai replaces most western manufacturing
>Ai replaces writing essays and thesis
>Ai replaces writers
>Ai replaces artists
[you are here]
>Ai replaces musicians
>Ai replaces transportation workers
>Ai replaces programmers
>Ai programs itself
>Ai replaces teachers
>Ai replaces the medical field
>Ai replaces engineers
>Ai replaces 99% of jobs
>Ai replaces humans

Meanwhile, once again, we will be sitting on the sidelines screaming at people to listen, but the ILOVESCIENCE crowd will doom us all and the (((tribe))) will go full speed ahead since it makes line go up and increases misery.

When I see Ai art it scares me because I know the clock has started ticking.

>>53080827
I have been watching youtube. Deemed that the biggest constraint is my lack of programming skills. I would need to learn programming too, most likely from youtube and some books. But at that point, based upon competition and the limits of my own capacity to learn, it would probably take me a decade to 1) learn programming and 2) doing something meaningful with it and 3) start a meaningful career with it.

I do want to make my own neural network (so as to train it on all the notes I have taken in my lifetime and basically have a brainstorming partner), but the likelihood of someone open-sourcing a profound AI to public does seem very likely.

>>53080714
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm

There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If you give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die
Killer on the road, yeah

Girl, you gotta love your man
Girl, you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah

Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm

Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm
Riders on the storm

>>53080855
I want to into bonds but the future looks like we will be drowning in inflation. Like each president diluting the money supply by more than 33% inflation

>>53080869

>>53080508
>digital prompt engineer
Kekmao

>>53080846
bills, I should say, not bonds.
>>53080851
don't look at May's SPY prices it may surprise you
>>53080879
all you have to do is hold short term bills at 5% to expiry, wait until the fed pivots and then buy back in.

>>53080890
>MFW we ridin

>>53080899
>don't look at May's SPY prices it may surprise you
eh?

>>53080879
Inflation is bullish for tech, you should be buying TSLA and bitcoin if you expect inflation to continue.

>>53080928
>you should be buying TSLA and bitcoin if you expect inflation to continue

and just like that I'm more poor than I was 365 days ago

>>53080835
The material should be pretty easy is you studied a STEM subject in college. Also, the industry has standarized on python for ML, which has a reputation for being a very easy language. If you're still stuck, I recommend the book "Learn Python the Hard Way" for a basic introduction to programming.

>>53080925
Yeah we're actually up since June because of these wallstreetbets idiots pouring in their life savings to dying companies. They can only continue that for so long so it doesn't really matter.

>>53081000
I'm actually frustrated because its going to take another half year to a year for GME to run out of money. Untill then the Q cult level cope will continue

>>53080933
hey man i really like your pic, mind if i save it?

Kek wasnt the white house screaming it's not a recession after two negative gdps some months back?

>>53080359
try stable diffusion

>>53081038
I actually get turned on when people lie to me. Its a strange fetish, I know.
So this administration has been incredible.

I can’t wait to buy more TLT in 2023

>>53081058
I can't wait to buy more TBLT in 2023

>>53081020
>he thinks dilution will stop the hivemind

>>53081064
Kek is that really you tblt anon? Howd all those investments youve made turn out?

>>53081079
I lost like $1000, but they're profitable now so I'm going to make $10k soon

>tfw -939353% after daily inflation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndJTrSarMHM

>>53081081
Is TBLT profitable? I can't find anything about it. I'm just in awe at the long term chart. Its so fucken red.

>>53081094
They were finally profitable in their last earnings

>>53081097
That company looks like ass and shit but honesty I wish the best for you with it. Meanwhile bondfundchads like myself get to constantly feel like shit.

>>53081108
I made a number of bad investments over the past couple years, not just TBLT
haha

>>53081081
>look it up
>its about $2
>"oh wow its stayed flat since the last time i remember looking it up months ago"
>tap "ytd"
>over 95% down
Uhh anon?

>>53081113
I’ve recently been butt burgled by the Israel company ZIM myself so I have some sympathy

>>53081121
They literally make bags, but they get good reviews so they're good bags to have

>>53081121
They go down because they dilute their stock like every quarter.

>>53081122
>ZIM
Yeah anon...you might want to look into the fact that they knew about 9/11 around 2 weeks before it happened.

>>53081126
Makes me wonder how a 0 pe company like that dumps so hard, yet there are many 0 pe companies that stay high

>>53081157
that's a bullish indicator and makes me want to dance when i buy

>>53081097
How are you so sure they'll continue being profitable in the future?

>TBLT
A bag making company that creates bag holders

>>53081167
Their bags get good reviews on Amazon

>>53081157
Looked it up, its true. Wikipedia has someguy saying its not true and it was planned months prior while another states they broke the lease. Kinda sus

>>53081122
Didn't they blow up the trade center?

>>53081173
They were also investigated by one of head investigators into 9/11 at the FBI, but he was suddenly replaced soon after.

>>53081171
That's it? That's your whole thesis? What about their costs? Their revenue growth? Balance sheet? Anything? Another anon said they are constantly issuing new shares, that would sink the share price if they keep on doing that.

Should I take a job at big company that pays like shit or a smaller company known for having horrible management, but will pay better? Both are for entry level low voltage work.

>>53081171
Chad "retarded Peter Lynch" investor.

>>53081182
Virgin "...but the fundamentals" investor.

>>53081182
Anon, when he said they make good bags, he was talking about the stock. You gotta keep up here.

>>53081191
you should eat mushrooms and fight cops

>>53081191
Take the better pay I say, unless you plan on climbing the company ladder. Otherwise you can always apply for a new job elsewhere

>>53081157
Complete bullshit made up by conspiratards with 60 iq

>>53081182
Good bags = good company
Learn it

>>53081038
>white house
>confident

These fuckers changed the definition to recession. Yeah its safe to say the economy will get waaay worse in 2023.

>>53081203
You're so fucken retarded

>>53081223
You believe some bullshit because you let another man inside your head. Seems kinda gay to me.

Im angry
But not sure where to channel that anger

>>53081238
Go ahead and buy your ZIM and gargle some Israeli semen while you're at it.
You clearly don't know shit about shipping stocks so you probably just see their dividends and get on your knees. Useful goy.

FYI: /smg/ has always been a trance general
https://youtu.be/PwkOcbn9rKA

>>53081254
Imagine believing that the Jews control everything and then betting against them!!! Lmao couldn’t be me!

>>53081242
may i suggest targeting a federal building or a black church?

>>53081263
You're an idiot if you think ZIM cares about American retail shareholders instead of enriching their own board via dividends and special shares.
Do some fucken research.
They've been around for ages, they just went public temporarily to dump on you during the bubble.

>>53081242
art

>EURUSD hasn't collapsed yet

>>53081277
I don’t own shares I got butt bungled on FD Zim calls I bought for fun. The only shipping shares I own are frontline and Nordic tanker.

>>53081203
Hello Rabbi

found out that my family friend boeing exec is in charge of diversity and inclusion, kek

>>53081296
Shalom

>>53080025
Not really a lot. Started my Roth and personal long term investment accounts close to LastYE. Acquirersmultiple March this year. Personal is down 10.4%. I just mostly priortize my roth and have a personal for total market and bonds then two personal for speculation. Though one year of gains is not really conclusive on a certain formula working. If everyone used it, it would not work. Every quarter, for AM, I have been selecting the new top and removing losers

>>53081272
Rather than kill myself I would demonstrate in Minecraft what consent of the governed is supposed to mean for politicans.

I’d like to ask the FBI, CIA, Mossad, and ADL to stop trying to bait depressed anons into acts of violence for your personal gain.
God is watching. Repent.

>>53081319
very based picks save for MRNA

>>53081202
Thanks I'm leaning this way. More money = better.
>>53081263
You are a dumb nigger.

are we ready for the total fucking collapse that is 2023?

>>53081260
based

The more time I spend on FinTwit the more I agree with the Jews
How do I fix this?

>>53081038
>Bernstein

It’s really incredible how almost 100% of them are Jews.

>>53081334
>make depressing post
>cianiggers slide your dms
>mail you 5,000 in firearms
>profit
Its the white mans ebt

>>53081334
i'm not a real glowie, i just want to watch the world burn so it's ok. Jesus loves me just the way i am

>>53081355
They're not wrong, they're just evil

>>53081284
Zoom out

>>53080483
>4 armpits

Let’s keep the antisemetism to a maximum or we won’t be having these threads any longer. This

>>53081319
shocking based and adorable
make sure you max out the $6000 before April 18th

also hold some etfs like vt or vti for fucks sake

>Its the last trading day of the month anon, let's go watch the fireworks together!

>>53081173
I mean true in that they left right before, idk if they actually knew

>>53081038
>>53081369
>Nazaryan

>>53081424
hnnnnnnng

This fed tightening has wipe out all gains bond holders have made since 2010 in most cases.

>>53081433
indeed

>>53081433
time horizon bros are fine, everyone else is suffering

>>53081424
But anon I don't have a slim busty gf

>>53081038
Remember when "transitive" was the main buzzword?

>>53081433
>>53081441
Imagine doing a buy and hold strategy. How many years would it take to just reach 2012s low? A whole decade and it's low is higher than the current value

>>53081442
They just need to hold it for another ten years surely

>>53080863
>musicians, programmers, teachers, doctors, and engineers get replaced
Good. All of those positions have gotten incredibly smug and pretentious lately.

>>53081446
That's Peepo not Pepe

>>53081424
Look at that schizo computer screen.

>>53081433
Well that and unexpected inflation(unexpected when they bought the bonds)

It's official: Worst year for the markets since 2008

apologize

>>53080123
Rookie

>>53081424
>AI has already covered the cornerstones of anime girls flawlessly:
>Hair
>Eyes
>Tits
Weeb artists on suicide watch

>>53080860
Teach me your ways wise one

>>53080123
I lost all of it

>>53081215
>>53081449
Why do I get the feeling this is going to lead to
>no these numbers do not mean it's a depression!
>no ignore the great depression it's different this time!
>okay so maybe it might be a depression
>no it is not the great depression #2 and here's why you should stop comparing this recession to it
>okay so maybe we are in a prolonged recession
>here's why this depression is not on par with the great depression
>why stocks being down 90% amd unemployment at 50% does not signal this as a great depression
>okay so we were in a great depression but the good news is that it is nearly over

>>53081479
lets make that double in 2023

>>53081392
It's hard to not support them wiping out the stupid goyims failing for every trick in the book the 2000th time they are pulled out. Whether it's the markets or celebs.
And if you try to argue with the goyims to break them out they attack you and hate you for it.
i.e. GME, AMC, TSLA baggies

>>53081464
Lol, it came with that name on download

>>53081479
I tried making money but lost. Failed at bullish moves, failed at bearish. Felt like whichever way I bet the opposite happened soon after.

>>53081482
How?

>>53080025
What are the financial implications of making a girl lose her arch during sex

>>53081441
>>53081433
analysis of various bond funds

EDV - Extended Long Term (25 Year Avg)
>10 year crab

BLV - Long Term (16 Year Avg)
>6 year crab

BIV - Intermediate (6.3 Year Avg)
>3 year crab

BSV - Short Term (2.6 Year Avg)
>2 year crab

How do people lose money holding bonds?
Not talking about value, just about the actual numbers going down.

>>53081520
TLT Total Return last 10 years is .45%

lol
lmao

>>53081484
>>53081446
>>53081432
>Anon didn't ask me to watch the fire works... Maybe he already has someone else he likes..?

>>53081534
you hold a bond that promises 4% return after 1 year, but inflation's at 8%, so you get a lower real return.

the second way is yields go up, which makes your bond you bought at 1% yield over 1 year, now less valuable, because the Govt is offering 4% for 1 year. if you try to sell this bond to someone else, they have a better offer, so they'll take it off of you for way lower(yields going up lower bond prices)

>>53081534
That's the thing. People don't actually hold bonds. Remember how negative yields were literally a thing?

>>53081157
I realize this is /smg/ not /pol/ but it's the weekend so here.
https://files.catbox.moe/uoq8tz.mp4

>>53081534
You buy bond
People want bond
Market results in a price based on demand

Fed raises rates
Now better bonds
Less demands for your old bonds
Price go down

I stare at my phone until I fall asleep because if I sit in the dark with my thoughts I get severely depressed. How do I fix this?
(Stock related)

>>53081547
Considering it had an average duration of 20 years, yeah

>>53081588
I listen to people play video games
Or mxc

>>53081588
LOL

>>53081588
I put a desk lamp under my bed so it doesn't hurt my eyes but I fall asleep really quickly because of how tired I am at night even though I want to consoom more media

>>53080445
Uh oh...

>>53081565
take your meds

>>53080445
OH NO NO NO

CCA TRIPLE CAUTION
TRIPLE CAUTION
>Shuddap
YOU ARE BREAKING THE MARKET

>>53081454
prices dont matter for bond holders, they are happy just receiving a steady monthly income. This is a good opportunity for new investors to lock in a high yield for decades to come.

>>53081648
SAMIR

>>53081645
Are those pancakes?

net liquidity fell off a fucking cliff today
not sure if jpow or yellen is to blame but we all know what happens next

>>53081685
>Are those pancakes?

>>53081551
Anon be real Im a shut in whose interaction with eligible women are on the rare occasion I go outside to grocery shop or something

>>53081706
wha....uh...what happens next?

>>53081714

Full reversal candle on #Nasdaq…..?

Ending week in positive?
Santa Rally got 2 more days - and the Bull Market got ~6 more months.

#fewer

>>53081731
>literally jan 2023
>SANTA RALLY?????

But they said bears don’t get to come

>>53081588
Chin up bud, you live in the gayest timeline in history, just imagine all the people who have come and gone without witnessing clown world

>>53081746
yeah imagine all the people that got to grow up on a farm and knock up a fugly but fit peasant wife at 17

>>53081064
They should pay you for your OC
More anons need to make stock shilling OC

TGTX was in the news today… boy am I glad I sold TGTX

>>53080052
I dipped out of investing after a bad run with options, just sat on my stocks. Made my New Year's resolution to play the market better and get fit. What stocks are we looking at for 2023?

>>53081800
>>53081800
VT

>>53081706
Its the holidays, it only meant the market was easier to manipulate

>>53081813
Net liquidity is a fundamental indicator

>>53081588
I have anxiety that appears without much if any noticeable reason. Happens frequently around bed time especially when I lay down and don't try to sleep. Take frequent deep breaths because it feels like I'm not getting enough air. Feels extremely pathetic but I can't seem to stop this reactions even when I know it shouldn't be happening.

I usually just watch relaxing videos and imagine good things while doing or funny videos, either helps and makes it go away. On rare occasion I try focusing on God which has also helped. I have to ignore other thoughts when I do that. I may be haunted by anxiety but at least there is reassurance that I won't be like this forever with Him.

>>53081822
net liquidity of who then? I assumed it meant volume. where do you track this independently?

>>53081833
my net liquidity indicator is:
(WALCL - WTREGEN - RRPONTSYD)

I hope boil falls below 10 dollars so i can buy calls into summer and do fuck all

>reits hold 450,000 apartments 100,000 homes and 15,000 free standing commercial properties
holy fug

>>53081588
Think of a story you could make into a book or tv show. Think of nothing related to your real life, only the fantasy land you build. I fall asleep every night thinking of a story I have been building for over a decade.

>>53081832
>rare occasion
By the way, that is because I have to ignore other thoughts which can be difficult if intrusive thoughts appear.

>>53081847
Seems like an ok proxy for it.
the treasury account tends to dump hard in february every year

>>53081736
What about the january effect? Last jan wasn’t that good bros...

>>53081995
Is that why we’re getting volmageddon in feb?

>>53080123
I went from -78% to -52%

>>53081648
i don't see why this is a definite sign of a downturn event. it could be that all these retail orders are predicting a downturn so real market movers will sell a bunch of puts and then buy stocks heavily

>>53081577
So if you hold an etf of bonds, the value of it has gone down. If you held an actual single bond you'll still have the option of holding it to maturity and not get a loss (just that the return is comparatively worse for the capital you've locked in), or you can sell and get the loss and invest in something else.

>>53082135
Etfs will have identical performance. Its weird but the etf is selling old bonds everyday that have matured and buying new ones.

SWK and MMM are looking like pristine buying opportunities if you like divvys. Both are giants that have been around forever and are battered with bad news/macro outlook.

>>53082109
It's not necessarily.
june 2013, rumor that bernanke was going to hike rates
Sept 2 2015, I think the fed announced they were beginning to hike, but it was at a snails pace so nothing happened.
Nov 2016. election
April 2018, market crabbed for a year after bad earnings/inflation data.
Often the spikes mark bottoms, however they also precede violent dumps. So in that regard I think its a good bimodal indicator.

I would interpret this as the market becoming afraid of liquidity problems (and I think they're right this time)
In either case, I think the bull/bear fight will be resolved very soon.

>>53082162
Don’t they maintain a constant maturity or something like that.

>>53082109
Debit Suisse is about to default and the put/call ratio is now +2.8...and you think retail's directive? You don't hear about this on Bloomberg.

HEAD
IN
SAND
SYNDROME

WAKE
>*clap*
UP
>*clap*
NIGGA
>*clap*

Why can I buy fractional shares but not fractional futures?

is intel actually that bad? or am i just really out of touch? i get that they fucked up massively by just not taking part in the tablet/phone sector, but now they arent even top of the line for battlestation processors? how did they get mogged by amd so hard?

>>53082273
There are micro and mini futures that are a fraction of a standard future

>>53082273
i think schwab is one of those brokers that lets you buy fractional shares

>>53080508
DIGITAL PROMPT ENGINEER LOL

Yields...

Last of the Year

Bobos won

>>53082315
>tfw no cute bobo gf

>>53082315
No. We all won thanks to this new AI technology, bringing us ever-closer to having the perfect waifu for all of us. Bros, only few more years left and we will all be living in heaven, surrounded by affection and love.
Who even cares about some money when you got love? Bros?

>>53082368
Its all censored.
You will never have the perfect AI waifu when the powers that be control them.

>>53082378
Covered or not, the affection that she will exude is real and is more than enough for me. If more is desired, escorts are a pretty good deal, which my waifu will be understanding of since she is perfect. Bro, we really are on the cusp of something perfect. You feel it?

How do I profit from extreme weather?

https://youtu.be/wY3Ehw7_4Sg

Thoughts ?

>>53082390
The US is fugged bros. Where to move if I desire not to get fugged by the weather every other month?

>>53080336
>Kek, is it really a stock market manga?
That's the only page and it's also an edit, the original was about her being the POV's manager or boss or something

>>53082315
Literally me (as a girl (female)).

>>53082456
maybe to mars or something its called global warming not america warming

>>53082390
Natgas widowmaker trades

>>53082180
>In either case, I think the bull/bear fight will be resolved very soon.
So this is that point where I can split my money 50/50, one half on buy calls and one half on buy puts and win big so long as it either giga pumps or dumps, right?

>>53082633
>Finally learnt about option straddles, the final secret of /biz/
I kneel.

>>53082633
It will crab of course and your options expire worthless

Former Pope Benedict XVI dies at 95

>retards still don't understand why P/C is so historically high

It's a very good lesson as to why you shouldn't listen to just anyone on here.

>>53082843
first barbara walters now this

its over bros...........

>take equal weight S&P 500 so every stock has the same influence, not just FAGMAN garbage
>take DXY into account
It was a crab year.

>>53082880
Having more 0DTE volume doesn't imply they should be weighted towards puts over calls

>>53082999
I’m a bit surprised to find out the five year return is almost the same, 39% vs 37% for the sp500 and sp500 equal weight, respectively

>>53083032
It's very close, but megacaps getting heemed helped. I'm reading Morgan Stanley's 2023 outlook at they say megacaps should continue to underperform the equal-weighted S&P 500.

>>53083099
https://www.morganstanley.com/im/publication/insights/articles/article_2023investmentoutlook_enin.pdf

>>53083099
If you faggots are even considering big stocks, why don't just put it s&p blindly and focus on increasing income? Much less work imo, and if you want to make actual money in the markets you have to look for overlooked things anyway. I already eyeing investments in a certain sector and I also pick stocks for fun, but if I even considered these big stocks I would passive invest since it's no work and probably already beats pretty much every fund

>>53080123
So is now a good time to start investing?

2023 is the year for oil

>>53083148
I assume you're a wagie and don't already have a big stack, in that case it's always a good time since you're putting money over time, barely makes a difference long term since most of your liquidity is in the future.

>>53083130
did you miss the part where megashit is getting heemed and will continue to get heemed?

>>53083004
0dte can be a lot more one sided than long duration options, either in the direction of puts or calls.
So as the 0dte volume increases proportionally so does the possible range of the P/C ratio.
You can see how during the COVID bull market this translated into historically low P/C, but now it's stupendously high as the market is overall bearish and short expiration options have increased even further.

If you were using P/C spikes here as a bottom indicator going back to 2008 (as they were often used in the past) you would have been wrong basically every time this year, it has always gone even higher, because options overall have become more volatile.

All this indicator is really showing is that it's broken.

>>53083208
Image unrelated

>>53082843
Based, fuck pedos and pedo enablers

>>53082206
I hate all Jew banks but NOTHING is going to happen to CS you Twitter chucklefuck

>>53083165
Looking forward to it

>>53083165
Someone sat down and typed this. I hope this is satire.

>>53083165
>do not let the low price fool you
toplmao

>>53083270
>nothing ever happens
Kek

>>53083206
But long term something is going up. What I'm saying is I wouldn't bother with small improvements trying to beat the market if an S&P stock was even on my radar

>>53083316
Just wait for the generational bottom at 3250 and slurp then instead of slurping now and waiting five years to break even. Or don't, laughing at bulls getting heemed is the funniest shit in the world to me and I could use another day where half a dozen posters are crying about getting margin called

>>53083293

>>53083293
top kek good image

>>53083379
I found this anime girl for when I lose money, but I'm down 20k on the year so I guess I can post it any time.

>>53083341
bottom is 1800

Is it too late to make some money of investing into altcoins ?
I only have about 20k from savings and not sure which stocks I can buy where that amount will matter

>>53083414
yes, we /highrates/ now

>>53083341
>generational bottom at 3250
lmao, 3250 is nothing, you can't call it a bottom if it's not below 2800.

>>53083411
Checked
>>53083437
Personally I'm thinking 2750 but for anyone actually trying to build a position with a real amount of capital right now time in the market would still beat trying to time the absolute bottom of the market. But I wouldn't long anything other than prisons, volatility, and my dick with how retarded everything is right now.

>>53083482
Take the oversold cheap commodity pill. I'm waiting for Lumber to dip into the 350-360 range to slurp and will probably sell around 385.

>>53083507
>speculating with commodities to make a 7% - 10% gain
I’m not sure this is worth the risk

>>53081500
Because you are sentinent and you know thats what gonna happen. Its like watching someone in a high position say something distopic but you don't even even need to check early life because you just know

>>53083543
The risk is low if the commodities are not only at historical lows and also oversold at the weekly scale. The ~10% gain is over a period of about a week and you can use leverage. I'm up 40% in December with that strat and it was a steady climb, the drawdowns were minimal.

>>53083557
It does look like it’s heading down with decent sized spikes upward here and there, it just seems difficult to time. It might as well dump further down.

>>53081424
>from below, viewer on the floor, (viewer less than 2 feet tall:1.6)
nailed it

>>53083633
No, your workstation is under her desk where her feet are haha

>>53083614
Lumber will, Oats probably won't. Either way in 2023 if real estate takes a big shit you can watch out for fresh Lumber lows (around 250-300) which will be worth slurping.

Someone bake

Whats the best way to take a 9mo 0%apr creditcard and turn it into something that will be usable on a broker? Someone said some prepaid visa cards will convert to cash alternative is buying something worth like 3k and selling itbut i dont want to have to deal with taxes

>>53083545
What did good during the great depression?

>>53084042
Alcohol to feed all the deadbeat dads obviously

>>53084095
okay yes but apparently also bonds

>>53084095
kek

>>53082195
>Don’t they maintain a constant maturity or something like that.
They hold bonds within a range. So for example Vanguard's intermediate funds (ETF BIV) holds bonds in a range from 5 to 10. Each day they buy new bonds, and each day the bonds they are holding that happen to reach 5 years old are then set up to be sold.

>2022 was 40 years ago

Nobody bake. It ends now.

>>53084295
>>53084295
>>53084295
>>53084295
>>53084295

>>53083750
Like, building a deck?