/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53078422
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,308.319B, 104P = 22.195B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,553.716B (ATH), 113P (ATH) = 22.599B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kek baggies.

>>53078422
>>>/pol/410254968
>>53078422
>>>/pol/410254968
Whats rrp at? Im literally too stupid to read this chart

The brigading claims, bans and shutdowns

Wagmi soon

Kek crypto baggies

Imaginary internet money going to 0 fast

Kek kekkies

>>53078369
Can you use supply/demand to explain how the price of a stock goes down DESPITE retail buying pressure locking up over half of the free float?
GME is a debt free company, so why are the P/E ratios so dismal? Can you explain this without the systemic-naked-short position being real?
Sorry, shillies. The gig is up.

>>53078453
We're never gonna wagmi but this is still exciting

>>53078453
That redacted guy got pretty popular. I'm glad they're looking out for him.

There's still a wall street beta thread. Lol

Moona in 2023na

>>53078485
>When any other company lays people off or shuts down stores it's good that they're keeping things lean.
>When GME does it, it's just bad OK?

>>53078422
kek doth give digits
verification not required

Can someone explaint the old formula for SI% vs the new one and how the current SI% of ~20% translates to the old SI%?
Just curious even if the values became meaningless.

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

This is just sad

>>53078452
Bro... it's literally posted everyday in the OP >>53078428

>>53078634
Nice crop

kek desperate weekend baggots

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Meme Appropriating Wailing Wall Touchers can do about it.

WAGMI

>>53078422
Bake check!

>>53078748
>wailing wall touchers
kek, I'm turning that part of the old city of Jerusalem into a Walmart post MOASS. The tire racks will be where that wall once stood.

>>53078422
Checked

>>53078790
>not the shoe section
NGMI

>>53078748
>Post MOASS
Never gonna happen
Cope all you want, sneed all you need, you aren't making it off a dying strip mall stock.

I have foreseen it... MOASS is in January 2023

Well, fuck me. Shills eternally BTFO.

>>53078860
Kys BBBaggie

>>53078856
Kek gme baggie

>bitch bois seethe at Cohen tweets showing 9 months to the day ending on the Standstill agreement of Jan 3rd
Keep seething faggot you lost already hahahaha

>>53078860
It's not even tinfoil at this point. GME did a share-dividend at our beck and call in order to shake these ticks from our investments. They know what is going on and are equally interested in forcefully extricating from their ILLEGAL, FRAUDULENT counterfeiting operation.
Naughty naughty naughty.

>>53078891
Cope

>>53078860
How are they still not tired of posting this bs and constantly being wrong?

WAGMI baggies lose even on red days

>>53078898
The one coping is you bitch nigger hahaha

>>53078897
How do you not get tired caring about something you don’t own?

>>53078897
Why not? I think it's kind of fun. Why would Ryan Cohen be meeting with Carl Icahn if not for some sort of business proposition. It's all perfectly valid to speculate on.

>>53078926
He is unable to speculate and if you told him about GME at $10 pre split he would have said the same things. He is possibly the most retarded poster in all these generals and it's hilarious to see how smol brain he is

Dear shitskin shillies:

Given that I despise Western society, have zero investment in it, and desire its destruction more than any sum of rapidly inflating fiat goy currency, why should I ever sell my GME shares directly registered in my name? What do you have to offer someone like me?

Kek Eglin AFBies

>>53078949
I'd actually rather you didn't sell. It's fun watching greedy and delusional redditors bleed to zero. In fact, you should go all in, take on some debt to buy more shares. 2 more years!

New Todd and Aaron game awards tomorrow

This tweet reminds of an RKKG post here a few months back. “So, you have chosen…death.”

>>53079232
>old tweet
Why is he so silent now?

>>53078552
I don't know that it's changed, but there are ways for people to hide their positions through swaps. Then FINRA can pilpul to say that SI isn't self reported.

>>53078428
>Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

Kek stupid fuck baggies. Cohen still blaming the government for gamestops complete and utter failure? Hahahahahahahahahahah

>>53078860
Fuck, this shit is going to take until March?

>>53078908
Can’t wait to hear your new cope when nothing happens on the 3rd and BBBY is $2

>>53078949
>why should I ever sell my GME shares directly registered in my name?
>>53079021
>I'd actually rather you didn't sell. It's fun watching greedy and delusional redditors bleed to zero.
this.

>>53079306
Only 20 two more weeks until nothing happens again dumb fuck!

0/411 hype dates. Can't wait for 412!!!

>>53079321
Personally I can't wait for 110

>>53079337
>>53079321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmBCh76_qWE

>>53078894
>>53078860
>>53078856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HyUjD8SWag

>>53079310
>>53079321
You seem desperate

>>53079385
Screenshot your extremely red average
Very good chance you end the year performing worse than crypto stupid fuck baggies

>>53079385
Shalom keith post BBBags

>>53079350
>>53079382
Buy an ad Mark

>>53079403
Not him but sure. Less than 30% down between my broker and other half stack in CS. I hold more than twice the positive cost basis than a crypto baggie, and with the inevitable run-up in Jan, I'm going to be green.

>the desperate shills are indeed desperate
Thanks but you got filtered. Keep seething impotently though

>>53079321
>0/411 hype dates. Can't wait for 412!!!
>>53079337
>r 110
>>53078894
>tinfoil at this point
>>53078856
>January 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH-cXBhkl-E

After MOASS I will have an olympic size swimming pool built in my backyard and fill it with Funko pops

>>53079443
The ABSOLUTE BEST they can do is -30%

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>inevitable run up

AHAHAHAHAAHAHhaahahaha

God damn you sure showed Citadel by giving them $6,000! Owning le hedgies 2 years later by still giving them money!

>Ken Griffin tried to cellar box a video game store stock and failed
>Instead of taking the L decided to double down on his catastrophic failure
>All while GameStop grew one of the most dedicated and obsessive investor bases of all time
Seriously, Kenny has to be a genuine retard larping as a financial genius. He definitely paid someone to write an article calling him the Michael Jordan of the finance world. Insane just how pathetic Ken is.

>>53079479
-71% from 13 months ago
Redder every single week
Brand new year lows within the last two days

Ahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaahahhahahahaha

>>53079403
Not him either. Finally down 300 in my first account.

>>53079475
I think it's time for (you) to post your positions. Show everyone how it's done.

>>53079455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE-tpiAiiHo

Holding all these shares

Shillies i don’t care

I’ll

Keep buying

More shares

Buying in book

I’ll keep holding until phone numbers

Appear

It’s all so clear right now

Hold (G)ME

>WAGMI

It also amazes me just how eager Citadel employees are to lie and shill for Ken Griffin when not only that will lead them all to being blacklisted for life in the world of finance, but also guarantee them some lovely RICO charges. But hey, they all got to go to Disney World so it all evens out in the end. Makes sense though that a retard like Ken Griffin would be hiring even bigger retards to work at Citadel.

>>53079492
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYHAA

$1,200

> no comment needed

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAG

It's crystal clear that the only person who would ever get upset about Citadel being insulted in a GME thread would be an actual Citadel employee.

>>53079528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5muY64Oyp10

kek fractals

It's always the same shill who types like a monkey with his pretty easy to spot style, along with his reddit spacing. I'm pretty sure we could find him in the meltdownie sub from his writing style alone. It's not Daniel, his NF style of posting doesn't match up but I'm sure I can find him.

>>53079510
Tbh that's exactly why I think it's just bored holders having a giggle

>>53079588
In a way if it is, it makes them worse than shills. Imagine being so empty and joyless that is what you do for fun

>>53079580
>>53079588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7cl0hmI0Yk

Even if bored holders were larping as shills, they wouldn't be getting noticeably angry and agitated over this. Hedge fund employees lurk and even post here.

>>53079616
Hell, some of them are taking videos in front of GameStop locations to “kek baggies”

>>53079403
Here’s my other account. 2800 down is peanuts. That’s one paycheck my friend. I once lost 3k in a blink of an eye on 0DTE options. This is a cakewalk. Either you’re scared to invest, you don’t actually invest, you have a solid bear thesis (not sure why you wouldn’t open a short if you did), or money is tight (we’re all human…well maybe) and I get it. But no way your idea of a fun on a Friday night is laughing at red portfolio’s lol Bud, peoples 401ks are down hard this year. Everyone is hurting. But if you have the security of a regular paying job then what’s the problem exactly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_KL9eUmkDA
this thread

>>53079627
Sir that was obviously the employee of Disneyland, please be removing this post most kindly.

>>53079616
My favourite part of this saga was when ken got coked up and started tweeting cope from the company twitter. They for sure read SS so why wouldn't they lurk and fud here?

>>53079627
>got too buttblasted enough to have a lapse in opsec
Someone probably already found him.

>>53079631
Forgot pic

>>53079649
Also if you’re a longer term investor, I really see no issues. Short term is tricky and you might as well swing alt coins or something. You’d have about the same chance turn any meaningful profit. A little risk is good.

Comfy, ready to wagmi. shills and sneeds will kill themselves

Interesting how quickly they get quiet. Emergency meeting at Citadel? Or just another coke break? Don't want to complain about my investment in a video game store stock on a Friday night anymore?

>>53079639
>>53079641
>>53079644
>>53079649
>>53079679
>>53079683
>>53079715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCHktd1VrGY

>>53079649
Before I peace out for the weekend, happy New Years to those that care. Comfy paying half market rate for rent, get paid every two weeks, live off good cheap nutrition, playing vidya, lifting, relaxing, PTO’ing, holiday off’ing, fatty Xmas bonus + quarterly bonus hits soon and there’s only one place I feel safe storing my money.

>>53079770
Based and Happy New Year. WAGMI

All I see is

>1 removed reply

Kek shillies

a shill tried to kill me in a wingstop parking lot but i bit his hand off and stabbed his eye, he flee into vietnamese nail salon, i run away

Happy New Year's, frens. WAGMI.

Rice President Daniel Wang of Citadel Securities

>>53079844
>the forbidden controller cheese
Which controller has the most cheese making ability do you think? DS1 had some big gaps

>>53079866
Gamecube or XBock for sure

>>53079812
fuck your well wishes its Ben 2 years nigger where my moon bitch

>>53079715
My flight landed at O'Hare and the sheer volume of piss I unleashed knocked out power to the entire Loop.

Pretty decent chance Credit Suisse will die this weekend. WAGMI. Also reverse repo shot up in the last 24 hours.

>>53079770
I miss JEB! posting.

>The youtube conspiracy spammer posts were deleted
Thank you mods.

>>53079021
Already did, and now I'm in Asia and the credit kikes don't know where to find me to serve me. Even if it hits zero, the kikes get to hold my bags. Lmao

>>53080111
Holy checked, holy kek'ed and most of all, holy based.

I have reported the same faggots for the same things in these threads hundreds of times in the last few days alone. Their posts never get deleted. Ban me if you like janny I don't give a fuck, do your goddamn jobs.

>>53080076
They are called janitors, and you really need to go the fuck back or copy us.

>>53080193
>muh semantics
Anon, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>53080207
Not playing the tranny redditor game tonight.

>>53080181
The GME baker is a jannie, they don’t ban their own regulars. /GME/ schizos are basically a protected species

>>53080181
Seriously, how many fucking times do street shitters and lum get to come in here and troll outside of /b/ id hopping the whole damn time. Seemingly no warnings and maybe, MAYBE one ban in a day. If someone has a valid bear thesis then so fuckin be it, but letting everyone and their mom make a gpt bot to troll this thread and entire fucking board is really starting to activate my almonds. Figure it out.

>>53080225
/smg/ is the thread you are thinking of, the jannies hate us.

You niggers missed out on this stock going up 18,000% years ago from trough to its peak and will now be making this gay thread well into 2023 now LOL. Go ahead, cope.

>>53080243
I mean the baker has literary discussed being made a jannie in the avatarfag discord and bunker thread, but sure. Why do you think they always get away with avatars?

>>53080253
That's very nice, thoughts on GameStop?

>>53080253
The j*nnie is 100% a GMEcoper/roper

>>53080267
No, you're a faggot. Come back with a real bear thesis instead of hue'ing and being a retard
>>53080253
Lum is a jannie. There is zero other valid excuse. Again, ban me, I don't fucking care.

>>53080267
Very natural behaviour to hold a ban screenshot from five months ago in your photo roll

>>53080266
you mean GainStop?

>>53080290
The real bear thesis is that the same sources you niggers were citing to show how much short exposure there was pre-squeeze now shows barely any compared to then. And yet every time I would point that out, you fags had some mega cope about “swap contracts” which don’t change a thing lol but ok sure. A cursory read of what a swap contract is would tell the copers they don’t know a damn thing

>>53080306
Why do you care?

>>53080303
I thought it was BrainStop?

>>53080318
I treat it like a case study into mass psychosis for my own amusement. I would feel bad for the guys losing it all on GME had their responses actually conveyed cogent arguments instead of pure seething

so horny bros. already fapped 4x today, have bene fapping so much lately. tired.

>>53079510
The hedgefunds are helping to keep their sorry asses broke. Not that they care, chinks are a notorious slave race.

>>53080306
I hate midwits nearly as much as I hate the antichrist. You really believe shorts report their entire short interest percentage on their own? You really and sincerely believe there's no way to manipulate the securities market with bullet or total return swaps? You really think it was just business as usual when the way short interest was calculated conveniently changed right after the first sneeze? I can understand ignoring all the schizo shit outright but to ignore the rest of it means you're either the dumbest son of a bitch on earth or you're just pretending to be retarded for a laugh or a dollar.

I'm not fucking kidding, it's suspect as hell the extent to which bot posting and paid trolls are just allowed to exist on this board.

>>53080331
That's nice, you seem like a real intelligent guy, MUCH smarter than the average fellow

Kek baggies

>>53080331
>His own amusement
>On new years eve
Pathetic

>>53080215
That's cool nigger. Not sure what you're trying to argue about.
>>53080043
I've heard ThinkTank recently talk about debit suisse, and the EU has said one of their core clearing houses is at risk of default and collapse because of them. They also describe GME an an idiosyncratic risk to the NSCC/OCC Clearing Funds should they ever default on their obligations.
>FDIC just met this week, and there's a summary of the hours-long video that was recorded. They met to discuss and plan for a 'potential market collapse, possibly worse than 2008.

For me, it's 800lb fat fuck Ryan theory
>takes full advantage of the power of gravity
>exudes masculinity and will NTR you
>capable of surviving weeks without food

Shills are pushing options again. Small runup and a rugpull incoming.

>>53080373
kek

>>53080348
Ok baggie. Show me your bleeding GME stack. Tell us more about le sneeze not being anything but a squeeze

>>53080375
Honestly doubt it. Options throughout 2021 were fantastic for initiating runs during ETF re-balances and options settlements, but options closing out also killed momentum and let them short into cratering prices, rugging each run. This time though the liquidity is gone and the options degeneracy is gone, but the upcoming run has a fuckhuge stack of obligations to settle (3 months worth, by the second week of Jan). If it gets going without any options on the chain to defuse the run they may not be able to stop it, because the only options being traded will be due to FOMO.

>>53080413
My point being that they might be trying to push people into buying bullshit weeklies and other retarded options positions so that when the time comes and everyone panic sells they can crater the price.

Fuck. I'm done ranting. Jannies, thanks for having the balls to handle some criticism and not just ban me for it. But damn it if people are taking the time to report shit that breaks the rules fucking act on it if it does. And I don't mean someone saying nigger one time, I mean the 30pbtid's just blatantly jerking each other off and trolling the piss out of the threads and the bot posts and the smg raids which I've personally seen happen several times. And if someone from gme pisses in their cereal ban them too. This place doesn't have to be a fucking tard farm.

>>53080410
No

>>53080410
My cost basis is 24$ on 1,042 shares. I am red. I'm still buying more. You should really, really go listen to the full three and a half hour long fdic meeting like I did and reach your own conclusions from there. The entirety of all gme dd is hosted at gme.fyi and it's literally too long to summarise. And thank you, unironically, for not being a faggot even just this once.

>>53078817
My Brother, Lum, and I are kicking back on a Friday night with a good game of "Sorry!".

(I wear my armband on my right arm)

10 yr green streak. Current day: 4.

We are chad.

>>53080429
homie they do it for free.

>>53080440
>>53080451

>listen to my gay shit glowie feds do damage control and say it wasn’t a squeeze and just trust them and me bro I only lost almost a quarter of my investment so far hahaha thanks for not being a faggot like me who buys GME still and will continue to into 2023

EPIC

Hearing someone say “kek baggies” out loud has to be top 5 cringe for me. He probably also unironically said “does your narwhal bacon” back in 2010.

>>53080506
Cost basis of 11.49, keep seething

Hypothetically, If I were to imagine a separate reality, where I was an Indian who live in India, or Pakistani who lives in Pakistan, and was hired by corrupt hedge funds in America to shill on a basket weaving forum, opening me up to RICO prosecution by the US Federal government (which all global countries would cooperate or else), the only solution would be to acquire a large amount of currency to fund your defense (IN AMERICA) after you are extradited for international financial crimes.


Now I wonder, how could someone acquire large amounts of wealth for around 1,700₹?

I really can't think of any way to wiggle out of this. You would really need to hit the jackpot with a large piece of property, the right NFT, or even the right stock?

I wonder how these 3rd world shills could acquire more wealth than their city? They would certainly need it to beat the US Fed's 99.7%+ conviction rate!

>>53080506
I could have 0 dollars and be homeless tomorrow and I would spend every penny in gamestop I earned. You're a genuine loser no matter how much money you have with your pussy attitude.

>>53080467
are these fat guys from porn?

lately i imagine my ex fucking the ugliest fat dudes ever, giant cums.

>>53080514
oh god what a flash of nostalgia that was wow.

>>53080364
bruh wtf. Your dastardly deeds know no bounds, shillies.

>>53080514
The best part was him literally stuttering and sounding like he had a lisp and on the verge of tears. I honest to god think these shills are literally trapped in these trades and GME is ruining their lives.

>>53080673
LNFAO IMAGINE PAYING CONTRACT PREMIUMS
ROFL

>>53080334
he's got the Lum disease, Lumism is what they call it. Repent boy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/zzcv0u/the_most_bullish_indicator_is_staring_us_in_the/
>No insiders buying at the best prices in forever
>HERE'S WHY THAT'S A GOOD THING!
Kek faggies

I'm going to drop a healthpill for everyone here, it's important to stay healthy.

Exercise: body weight only, start small so you do not damage your body, and don't be a bitch, it's that simple. DO NOT force yourself to do 30 pushups when you haven't done them in years, and fat fucks DO NOT try to do shitloads of squats or you will blow out your knees. If you want to lose weight, eat animal fats first, and cut foods with added sugars/bread/high carb. It is physically impossible to eat what you want and lose weight. I can eat 5 miles of running calories in under a minute if I try.

Sugar is literally an opiate, wonder why they feed it to babies to anesthetize for circumcision? (Official answer: it's an opiate and well giving babies heroin is just too controversial!)

The SIMPLE diet is don't eat anything with a nutritional label. What's left? Fruits, vegetables, and grains. craving sweet? EAT AN ORANGE. Your body knows what an orange is, but not a mcgotslop sundae supreme. craving doritos? eat bacon, your body wants fat and you trained it to know what doritos are, but not pig fat.

Fats, protein, and carbohydrates are the 3 macro nutrients. Carbohydrates are not nutritionally necessary. A true "keto" diet is going to be ~50% fat, 30% protein. My diet is around 50% fat 25% protein 25% carbs.

If you ARE going to eat foods with a nutrition label, don't count grams of macros, but percent. Suddenly, every single snack cake in the store is literally 80% sugar, 20% "protein" that happened to be in the wheat and onions oil (that you don't absorb at all).

Eat as much saturated animal fats as possible. Supplement with Carson™ brand cod liver oil (low temp processed). Be careful with this shit you can literally OD from taking in 500% The RDA of retinoic acid while having been deficient your whole life. On this note, also being supplementing iodine with lugols iodine. Again, start slowly. You can literally die from taking too much too fast having been deficient for decades.

1/2

You can truly eat as many carbs as you want, but it BETTER be slathered in fat. Slice of toast? 3x butter and cheese on top. Potato? butter, milk, cheese, and bacon.

Hunger is a hormonal process, and fat directly fights the hormones that cause hunger. Every single fat fuck land whale is eating a diet that is 80% carbs. 80% SBV sugar candy bars followed by 60% SBV "healthy" granola bars followed by corn bread, potato, half a brocooli stalk and 2oz of "unhealthy" meat. Your body is incapable of overeating fat BY DESIGN.

Supplements? Just cod liver oil, D3, and K2. you don't need much else. Perhaps throw in some fortified nutritional yeast for a B vitamin boost. Everyone should really be slicing a lemon in half and juicing it into 32oz water. Vitamin C is one vitamin, but in reality citrus fruits have a whole complex of vitamins that are needed to absorb vitamin C. Ever heard of vitamin P? of course not, but it's needed and exists in citrus.

Alcohol: YES IT'S EXTREMELY HEALTHY WHEN USED PROPERLY. For example, artificially flavored mass produced vodka has zero nutritional value and is harmful. Aged whisky? practically nothing healthier! There are peer reviewed studies showing 25 year aged whisky has the highest phenol and antioxidant capacity of whisky aged 0-25 years. It's a fact you are incapable of getting these compounds from other sources, and consuming them in a solvent is the fastest way to get them into your body. (Yes ethanol is unhealthy and can cause liver damage, use common sense).

LAST HEALTH SPAM POST

Tobacco: Again, very healthy when used properly. Cigarettes appear to be the ONLY form of tobacco consumption with provable health drawbacks. There has never been an honest study to show cigar, pipe tobacco, or even dip to have health downsides. Personally I stick to pipe and cigar. Why smoke tobacco? Nicotine stimulates autophagy of your endothelial cells. It's basically a cure for Chrons, Leaky gut, and many other diseases, not that you would ever be recommended it for these benefits.

>>53080580
That's me and my brother!

>>53080334
Do you own a cat? did you mom or grandma? You probably have toxoplasmosis which can only feed on carbohydrates and literally brainwashes host organisms into having disgust fetishes (scat, or similar) to reinfect others. They release chemicals to modulate your behavior, including carb cravings (their only food), seed oils (certain seed oil fats are NECESSARY for their reproduction), and excess vigor, so that you eject all zinc from your body and your immune system can't put up a fight.

>>53080467
>>53080580
This image needs three more participants.

>>53080804
cleaned up a bit.

>>53078422
Who's the bunny character?

>>53080761
Friday night and this silly shillie is reading the cringe mines and seething on 4chan about a stock he doesn't own.
That's actually the joke. He's short and does not own the stock he needs to buy. The only indicators we need are the levels of tears and salt coming from these guys.

>>53080792
Fucking based
You're from the /cdf/ general aren't you

>>53080818
Buck, the mascot of GME

>STATUS: UNBROKEN

>>53080826
/cdf/? haven't heard of it. what is it/what board?

WAGMI

>>53078422
Are you actually real people?

>>53080809
I don't know if you're the one that makes these edits, but they're God-tier

>>53080880
yabadabadooooo

>>53080880

>>53080838
The Cosmic Death Fungus general on /x/. It's about eliminating the parasites and fungi from the body.

wagmi monday
for real

100%

serious this time.

>>53080713
are you implying only indians masturbate a lot?

>>53080792
>>53080778
>>53080766
this is bad advice and you need to stop watching youtube and reading /fit/ for you sole and only source of information. I've unfortunately had shitty fetishes (not scat) since I was very young due to poor upbrining, upbringing has a lot more to do with your sexuality than most are willing to admit IE the whole gay debate. Anyway, no.

>>53080880
>real people
I'm a lizard, sorry.

>>53080915
jesus christ like caroline is foul, don't get me wrong, but just imagine getting railed by this circumcised 4.8 incher with gyno titties.

>>53080911
Does it fall on me to inform this anon? None else has the courage?

kek retard baggies

>>53080792
My singular only complaint about all of this is that you left out the mechanism through which consuming tobacco causes lung cancer, which is the tar left behind in the lungs being full of potassium which is mildly radioactive being packed in amongst the alveoli. If you're going to smoke tobacco you should smoke weed occasionally as it causes the cells in the lungs to lyse and reproduce from irritation which tobacco doesn't cause nearly to the same extent, and this allows you to hack up all the nasty shit in your lungs since it's been lubricated and loosened by the cellular material. Just don't overdo it and go full pothead, that should be reserved for truly broken people that can't live without it and would have a much lower quality of life trying to take care of their issues. Also don't do strict keto forever without occasionally carb loading because it'll kill you and blow out your kidneys, but it did reverse my pre-diabetes and help me lose 80lbs. Vaping baccy is also fine if you're not a lazy or cheap bastard and get nice shit with good coils and non-cotton-candy or other retard flavors.

The "weed prevents lung cancer" comes from a Stanford study conducted over decades, anyone can look it up if they like.

Are you ready for all the schizo ramblings and tinfoil hat theories to converge on Tuesday? The day of reckoning is upon us, brothers. 2023 is our year. The years of moass. wagmi

>>53080880
Did inflation not cure covid?

>>53080911
>911
Tremendous check

>>53080952
cute

>>53080932
you have to be kidding me... burgers are going to take a day off just because the year is +1...

i hate this clown market. nft stocks SOON PLEASE

>>53080901
ebaums did it

>>53080952
BBBaggie cope

>>53080913
>anal friction causes microtears leaking feces into the blood and overwhelming T cells, making the body incapable of learning how to fight new diseases.

>>53080950
You bring up an excellent and valid complaint. The only reason modern industrial cigarette tobacco causes cancer is the radioactive potassium in the fertilizer, and heavy metals that happen to be concentrated in those fertilizers from the process of concentrating the fertilizer itsself. Nicotine also has a direct paralyzing effect on the alveoli, which is why weed smokers will never get lung cancer from smoking weed. Pipe tobacco, cigar, and dip are never inhaled and cannot have this effect.

Personally, I love cannabis, and my personal unscientific opinion inhaling small amounts of ash should be GOOD for the lungs. Enough to absorb micro contaminants, and just enough to stimulate mucous production and the cleaning of the lungs.

Cannabis is a purely mental addiction, due to the lack of hangover. It's much easier to stay high 24/7 than drunk 24/7 because weed simply doesn't have a withdrawl.

>>53080950
>dont't do keto forever

The only drawback of keto is low insulin, and a generally catabolic state. At most when working out you will crave something sweet, both for the soft tissue vitamins, and also you do need higher insulin to build or repair large amounts of tissue. The Cole (the Snake diet guy) is a powerlifter who powerlifts while fasted. He is proof you don't NEED carbs. The flip side is body builders take insulin for its growth effects, so it does have a use, but not a psychological one.

You will not damage your kidneys by eating too much protein. This is only possible if you eat purely lean meat, because again, fat satiates hunger. What type of meat do doctors recommend you eat again?

Vaping is NOT the same as consuming tobacco. Just like Vit C pills vs a complex from natural foods, nicotine contains a large family of compounds with biological effects. Vaping nicotine is more similar to drinking fake pinapple flavor vodka than aged whisky.

>weed does prevent cancer by fixing your mitochondria through mass injection of cannabinoids. Cannabinoids do not have a withdrawl because they are a cellular medicine and not an endocrine one. Cannabinoids directly reverse diabetes, which is the same thing as cancer.

>Cancer is human cells that have been exposed to enough of a high sugar low oxygen environment that they choose to FERMENT to get energy instead of aerobic cellular respiration. Highly suppressed Australian scientists have proven you can cure cancer with things as simple as BREATHING EXERCISES (wim hof style), rubber hot water bottle therapy, and cold exposure. (also cut out sugar) st2xt

>>53081007
Even America needs a break from being awesome. Don't forget early market close for MLK day!
Happy new years anons. WAGMI

>>53080778
>Ci
can u explain a little more on alcohol?

>>53081075
A drink a day keeps the doctor away. Whether that's a nice glass of red wine or whiskey. It's overdoing it that fucks people up, large swathes of humanity drank small beer rather than water for thousands of years because it was safer even as children.

>>53081075
consume HIGH QUALITY alcohol. Food companies are literally allowed to use motor oil as a flavoring in under 2% concentration because it's legal. Why pay 2x the sale price of the food so you can process strawberries in a low temp manner to preserve the flavor? Look at food dyes. In the US, they ad red 40 dye which literally causes thyroid cancer because beet juice is 20% more expensive.

That artificial flavor vodka uses the cheapest, fastest distillation method, still contains pesticide residue, and all the antioxidants were removed from the high temp distillation process. The natural whisky, never had contaminants, and only became more healthy with age.

Funny how someone's grandma lived to 80+ drinking 4 shots of natural whisky a day and a "half pack" of the organic tobacco their neighbor grew, while eating a 4oz of pig fat daily. That's what people in Japan's "blue zones" do, but you will NEVER hear a peep from the vegan retards about how much pork belly they eat.

I should get out of this thread after spamming it so much, maybe save the posts for later. I guarantee you guys will hear from me in the future! I'll be sure to give more advice, and remember:


>DOME ADOBE

>>53081135
incredibly based

>>53081135
What are your thoughts on vaping? It’s my main way of consuming weed. Smoking it makes me cough up a fuckign lung every time.

Just saw an article saying that this time next year, Bead Bath and Beyond will go gone.
They're going to squeeze again, aren't they.

>>53081259
what's a bath beyond?

>>53081258
>consuming weed.
dont

>>53081259
It’s so comically cheap it’s really not a bad bet. And the option chain is beautiful if you want to write profitable calls. Literally better than any stocks I owned just for divvies alone.

Is there anything more pathetic in this world than a BBBaggie? Imagine bagholding this and watching it lose like 10% a day every day for like 2 months straight instead of cutting your losses and buying more GameStop. You people absolutely disgust me. You just sit there and watch your money disappear when you could be slurping this dip. Nothing will happen on the third. There will never be a merger. Board members are just gonna keep jumping out of windows while you do mental gymnastics to convince yourself that it’s actually a bullish 4d chess move

>>53081258
Smoke real weed instead. I only vape tobacco because I'm trying to quit and hate being dependent on it. If you're gonna smoke weed forever then take regular tolerance breaks for a week a month minimum, if you can't then you have some mental health shit going on and you should talk about it with someone you trust.

And yes all this shit is relevant to GME. I want all you fuckers to live to a hundred, the world needs more based people that can make a difference. Take care of your teeth too that's one of the first things I'm doing once this is over.

>>53081291
I tend to agree. The bbby forum is a dreary place and I don’t think the squeeze thesis is very real. But if you enter at $2.50 and write profitable options you can actually make good returns.

>>53081353
or just buy gme and hold

>>53081291
Don't own any BBB but I'd considered getting some when it was cheap. Still holding AMC and I'd recently bought some APE when it dipped down low. I have $300 left in my trading account. If APE is still sub $2 I might buy some more of it along with some additional shares of GME if GME is sub $20 on Monday. I was really wanting GME to dip further before I bought more. I hope something squeezes soon. I've been on vacation since October and I don't want to have to work again.

>>53081353
Okay, but what on earth does that have to do with GME? You do realize there is already another thread on this board where you can discuss BBBY that isn’t specifically tailored towards discussion on GME. If you post about BBBY here, it’s pretty obvious you’re doing so in bad faith and are therefore a massive faggot

>>53081377
Wow, good luck with that lmao

>>53081383
Agreed and I have some myself.

>OPTIONS
>ALSO BBBY
I am willing the immediate suicides of those who are currently parroting these talking points into existence.

>>53081383
Sneed

My Little Pony bros...what went wrong? The judge was supposed to approoove and let the shorts cascoood across the market...The original company weren't even the originators of the ticker, it was counterfeit hedgie chicanery that was ignored until it was going to blow up in everyone's faces

>inb4 distraction GTFO
Suck my nuts, you can't even buy it anymore and if it were approooved it would be close-only.

>>53081471
It blows my mind how after AMC and LRC, people still don’t realize they’re just playing into hedgies’ buy reducing buy pressure on the one stock that exhibits idiosyncratic risk. One need only zoom out on any other meme stock chart to understand they’ve made a huge mistake buy buying it, but they’re seemingly incapable of learning from it. Such are the lives of retards who are easily swayed by emotion. The divide and conquer tactics should be easy enough to spot, and yet these people allow hedgies to prey on their mental deficiencies because they are weak-willed pussies whose minds are tainted by insecurity and greed

>>53081489
It's going to wreck shit and I never owned any of it, the sole reason for having followed it was because it was in a similar situation as GME being wildly overshorted and they found a way out. Plus watching finra shit their pants and use a halt code that's only been used twice previously after they agreed to how it would be handled was extremely funny. I think shills hate it being brought up because it's absolute proof you can overshort a company beyond what must be reported, and it will be the funniest thing ever when it rips through a shitload of hedgers assholes when trading resumes next year on the third. It's also not mine or gamestops problem.

>>53081347
>Take care of your teeth too that's one of the first things I'm doing once this is over.
Based, same here. I have massive cavities in my molars, I get bread stuck in there all the time. Gonna get me a set of solid gold teeth

>>53081377
>Still holding AMC and I'd recently bought some APE when it dipped down low. I have $300 left in my trading account.
Holy fuck dude. No one tell him about APE being merged back into AMC and its use of mass dilution.
>Don't own any BBB but I'd considered getting some when it was cheap.
>1pbtid
Good fucking Lord.

Januari is Moass! 3.2.1

Let's fucking go you hedgie fucks, first one to splatter on the sidewalk earns absolutely nothing.

How's it feel to be part of history? The biggets play against the powers that be FUCKING EVER!

>>53081535
It's honestly impressive in a fucked up kinda way how hard avatar rapedick managed to screw over everyone invested in the company. If it actually gets run down to nothing as a result then burry's giant fucking GEO position is going to print so hard it'll make what he made in 2008 look like chump change.

>>53079306
>Day: Month: Year:
>3 / 1 / 2023
anon...

>>53080368
Can you link me that summary?

>>53081611
Sure. My quote was found by a commenter. I personally like ThinkTank more than SS, they're usually less retarded, though much slower moving. Beware though, Spickle and his butt-buddies post there occasionally but they're pretty easy to spot and ignore.
https://www.reddit.com/r/FWFBThinkTank/comments/zyz43x/gme_a_single_security_exhibiting_idiosyncratic/

Alright, which one of you is u/Dingo_Jackson posting the fat Choens on the meltdown sub

>>53081633
>FWFB
First thing I saw kek. Will take a look through with a skeptical eye, but I agree, I feel like the discussions on SS rot my brain

>>53081655
I’m pretty sure the fat cohens are very personal and meant for Ryan. Maybe he was a fat kid and they know he is sensitive about it.

>>53081655
I for one welcome the fat Ryan posting. It's literally the only actual funny thing these fucks have ever made.

Citadel is wreathing Bloomberg viewership of the last of the boomer paypigs that have reddit accounts (very few) now that GME is a bannable no-no. That's a big yikes from me.

>>53081670
It's just because he posts and talks about McDonald's ice cream

>>53081525
Have you ever seen a microscopic picture of a tooth? I have looked very very hard, and despite them being very common, they are EXTREMELY difficult to find.

The tooth is not a solid object, but has many many many pores that run from the surface to the nerve. My personal theory is that this is used for nutrient absorption, but it is certainly biologically designed for tooth maintenance. D3+K2 are the key to good health. Phytates found in Wheat directly remove calcium from the body and fight its utilization.

Purchase toothpaste with hydroxyapatite microparticles, it's the stuff your teeth is made from. Your teeth biologically form similar to hair which is very funny, but the cells generate this and fall off and die. In America this patent was held by a pharmaceutical company and only sold to "professionals" but now can be purchased on Amazon. Splat Professional is good. There are also Japanese brands for 2-4x the price.

also sprinkle some baking soda on your toothbrush after the paste. Paste alone normally doesn't neutralize acids.

>>53081354
that is the fucking smartest thing I have ever read

>>53081725
Thanks for the tip anon, I've worried about my teeth for awhile but I can't afford to have them yet

>>53081075
drink plenty of it, financially speaking

>>53081692
I got significantly less mad about the censorship and controlled narrative bullshit when I finally realized it's all analogous to the walls of a balloon. If it keeps getting inflated it will eventually explode no matter how strong a material it's made from. Or to explain it in a much funnier way the dick in shorts asses keeps expanding and they'll eventually be torn in half no matter how hard they clench or how strong they are.

Anymore it's just fucking hilarious like most of this journey has been.

>>53078894
we didnt want a share dividend, we waned an nft dividend you fucking moron

>>53081740
>>53081725
BIG FORGOT.

Want to know the substance that would eliminate 90% of dentistry? SDF or Silver Diamine Fluoride. 1 downside: stains caries black. upside: "permanently" cures cavities by hardening weakened enamel, and infuses them with silver nanoparticles resisting bacteria growth. Does not require synthetic chemicals glued to your face nerves. Does not require a monkey to shove his hand in your mouth for an hour. Costs $60 shipped from Argentina and can treat hundreds of cavities. Still requires maintenance like proper brushing and probably 2-5-10 year re-treatment.

It is only approved by US insurance and medical boards for "excess sensitivity" and thus cannot be subsidized or legally used for caries, which is why it is both not used, and also is not really a super controlled substance.

>>53080413
fuck off Gherk, no one gives a fuck about your failed opexs and claims of pushed off settlements.

>>53081799
thank you health anon, some of the best posts I've seen in this thread after lurking for a while. I am taking notes for the post-wagmi life with gme

>>53080429
if shills didnt post, the threads would be dead.

what happened bros it was supposed to gamma squeeze but it rugged to below 18.50 in after hours

>>53081825
Nuts!

I want to start by saying I have been a long time hype and meme regard in this community for a long time and today I’ve decided to take a ban bet for the end of Jan 2023. My ban bet is simple because I’m simply not going to lose it so mods don’t even feel the need to track my ban bet because it’s going to happen what I’m saying.

If Carl Icahn or Ryan Cohen are not involved at all into this play in January by the end of January I wish to be completely 100% banned.

I’m choosing to take this ban bet because I know for a fact Ryan Cohen is still involved and Carl Icahn will be the large acquirer. So anyways if neither one of them are doing anything with BBBY by the end of January BLOW ME THE FUCK UP AND BAN ME STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!

>turns up highway to hell

LET THE DICE ROLL!!!!

>>53081825
bro gamma is a type of radiation I just like the stock you're schizo

The most bullish indicator is staring us in the face.

Not a single insider has added shares at these current deep discounts.

Ask yourself why wouldn't they add shares now.

Ryan Cohen added 100,000 shares in March at split-adjusted prices from $24.20 to $27.20. Larry Cheng and Alain Attal also added shares in March at much higher prices than today.

And what has happened since March? Here is a short list:

>Chrome Wallet launched

>NFT Marketplace launched

>iOS Wallet launched

>Became free cash flow positive in the latest quarter

>Streamlining staff and operations in an effort to be profitable very soon.

So again, why aren't insiders adding shares at these deep discounts with the company firing on all cylinders? We are combing the couch cushions and adding every dollar we can.

I speculate that the Insiders CAN'T BUY SHARES right now. Maybe it's the SEC/DOJ investigation that has been ongoing. Perhaps, it's the DTCC with a secret chill placed on our beloved stock based on the tokenized stock likely used as locates.

Whatever the reason, Insiders not buying right now is extremely bullish to me. Because they should be adding (just like we are doing).

LOSS WATERFALL WE DRAIN THE MARKET

>>53081916
kek ledgies

>>53081782
I find comfort in the fact that they are scraping the bottom of barrel for revenue raising and moreso hilarious that they would stoop to this depth to go on another day like it matters in the macroscale of things with Debit Swisse about to default, bringing down the CCA and literally the whole Eurozone anyway, not even mentioning the state of the global peg or Japan. The only real safe harbors economically are Chynah and Australia. Or fleeing to Russia on a private jet and bribing your way out of conscription if they go full forward march to take the Eurozone for themselves post-collapse.

The alternative is to forget bidding on castles as you'd be able to buy a whole nation-state's worth of bank-hoarded defaulted land and assets post-MOASS in exchange for GME shares and become your own [INSERT SELF-APPOINTED TITLE HERE]. The downside is you would have to compete in macropolitics as a newly formed state against neighboring nano-states, hoping that defactors from established nations that fail side with you instead of attemping to ransack your gains Africa-style and ghadaffing you in most places of the world while trying to become established. Usual risks of that game though.

>>53081930
Man that's a lot of money. I'd only need around 7 trillion post tax to live comfortably.

About the large shipments coming to BBBY stores…

We know from staff members that they were told to expect large shipments coming in the new year to their stores.

I’m wondering if it could be West Point Home supplies coming in?

Edit: One post in the staff subreddit even mentions that they should expect their stores to be 80% stocked by March. WHERE would they be getting all that inventory from??? And how are they paying for it??

>>53081949
Bbby…really anon? You really fell for that and spent your money on shares of that dogshit company? Had to be smarter than everyone else huh? Had to find the “better play”?
Pathetic

It just dawned on me; what if these astronomical dark pool prices are the hedge funds and institutions holding actual shares at the artificial price for margin requirements. Remember, the dark pool is a private club and we arent in it, so that stops us from jumping in to sling a few shares for Lambo money.

Imagine it's a Dutch rudder where citadel tugs on Susquehannas Johnson and gives them 100 x 1.3M shares, then simultaneously Susquehanna tugs on citadels mayo knob and gives them a hunskies shares, then credit suisse tugs both of them for a few hundred shares that get shifted back and forth.

Anyways, while they are dutch ruddering each other, I'm just going to hold until that dark pool price is 2 light years behind me, im sure most of you will be doing the same.

Thank you for entertaining my dumb idea, hold or hodl is all that matters, happy new year.

>>53081941
>post tax
If you live in the U.S., there most likely won't BE a federal regime post-MOASS. If you have 280m + 1 + naked shorts worth that put infinite printing pressure on the FED, considering how slow they react to meaningful policy change and how self sabotaging the U.S. is on itself for short term gain, not only would the effects cascading closures across the market, but defaults up the chain as well.

The amount of ducks lined up in this one kill shot is awe inspiring.

>>53081903
>>53082090

Are you just copy pasting reddit shit here or what

>>53082098
Only that ID's first post is written by him

>>53082006
Fucking kek

>>53082095
>won't be a federal regime post-moass
I know why that's retarded but I'm not going to explain it.

>>53080880
these threads have been unreadable since summer. i generally think only the clinically insane browse these threads on a daily basis. because all I see in these threads are; WAGMI, Avatarfagging, ritualposting, ironic shitposting, and namefaggotry

>>53082254
And yet you're here to 1pbtid at 4am on a Saturday morning. Curious.

>>53082006

>>53082272

I'm probably going to be drunk later so advanced happy new years lads

>>53082272
Gameslop

Luv waiting months then posting riddles and vague tweets

Luv posting random emojis

Simple as

>>53082222
Please enlighten us on how infinite, worthless U.S.D. and a flatline defaulted U.S. would still function at a federal level aside from abolishing the FED or enacting a rugpull into world domination play?

Protip, the FED owns the government so it would need to reform from the ground up or dissolve into independent states.

>>53079246
he literally posted the other day

>>53082534
No, I don't think I will. Anyone that's followed this can put it together and spoonfeeding time is over.

>>53082695
Ok, Daniel.

>>53082795
>>53082534
im feeling nice, heres your lead:
https://odysee.com/@Blackpilled:b/kaypart1:a

Happy new year ape bros

If RC believes his tweets are suppressed he sure as fuck believes in naked shorting and cellar boxing

>>53078422
>there is STILL a gme thread
you are dumber than the metalfags

My first destination after moass will be Mongolia, if not moass I’m still going next summer anyways. Picrel not even sure they’re Mongolian desu kek

>53083229
>you guys are dumb holding gme is the same as holding physical precious metals
Finally someone acknowledges the true value of GME, thank you. Much like how silver should be 1k/oz and gold should be 35k/oz, criminal levels of price manipulation prevent that from being the case.

>>53083229
we're Somalian

>>53081151
i love you based nutrition poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB8hqTX_gqs
It should be remembered just how visibly agitated and angry Chuckumbo got because of GameStop. A video game store stock of all things. There is no reason to get this upset about a stock just because its GameStop. The only reason to be angry would be if you have an unspeakable short position on it. Embrace the seething.

Shkreli recently valued GME at $30.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q2dWu61JC8

>>53083675
>Pre split price would be $73 right now
kek none of the "expert" valuations have been right

Is we finna be rich next year? Fr fr no cap HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

>>53083801
Yes January 5

It has come to my attention that next week I shall be able to purchase 7 whole shares at current prices. That would put my stack at 1327. My only regret is not having more money for this dip due to xmas shopping, new year and holidays. I don't want people jumping in now to make it.

So this is the 3rd or 4th crypto death so far this year. This one is even more relevant to us since it involves stock manipulation as well.
> Prior to his death, Mr. Mo had been named as a primary suspect in an investigation launched by South Korean prosecutors for his alleged involvement in the embezzling funds at Bithumb-related companies, as well as, manipulating stock prices. https://cointelegraph.com/news/bithumb-s-largest-shareholder-executive-found-dead-following-allegations-of-embezzlement

kek baggies

Rings Of Power is the harbinger of the existential reformation of capitalism that we are about to experience. The pure hubris and arrogance of these nepotic parasites is astounding. They are like dwarves of Khazad-dûm, digging for mythril. They have dug too deep and awoken us, the balrog.

>Finished the last two days of the week in green
Yeah I think we wagmi it

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>53078422
checked

I added XXXX shares (post split) in this year alone. Feels good. WAGMI

>>53084581
YGMI

>>53082254
don't worry fren, you have already spent too much time here to ever hope to escape this place. craft yourself a tinfoil hat and get comfortable because remember: you are here forever.

Holy shit some plebbitors unironically believe the glitch shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/zzevro/comment/j2bdbhg/

>>53084765
>packet loss glitch
lmao genuinely nonsense

>>53084765
Woah man, are you unironically criticising the wise words of diamond-balled-ape Big D Lauer?

I hate soft and naive people. I see them in public and I want to mangle their face and genitals or something.

>>53084012
they (yes, them) have finally caught up with crypto and are now trying to reel everybody back into their central banking network. i bet mossad i being tasked of assassinating rouge actors around the globe who can't be reached through western regulatory bodies. the goal is to destroy privately owned anything and prevent the cattle from having a way to safe monetary value in anything else but stocks and bonds. i believe by 2025 they want us to use digital dollars only, paper and coin money will be slowly taken out of the system over a 5-10 year period without even announcing it. so, yep, very likely these crypto guys didn't kill themselves.

>>53084765
plebbitors are mentally unable to doubt anything coming from an official expert's mouth. in their mind it's like challenging science and that's for nazis.

Just to add, why would a packet loss result in bigger prices? Packet loss is a loss of data, so the data would be incomplete. Other than the 6 figure prices, there was nothing else unusual about the data. How come there hasn't been a "glitch" resulting in extra low prices or non existent prices? "Packet loss glitch" is such a nonsensical and blanket statement excuse. It's honestly pathetic. And Lauer hasn't provided any actual evidence to back up that claim. Wall Street loves to pretend they're smarter than everyone else and dismiss any questions with "shut up you wouldn't understand."

>>53084765
Probably far more resources deployed towards controlling the narrative there than here, redditors are more cattle-like but even so I doubt anyone like that would have actually bought the stock or would have immediately sold if they actually had full faith in the system.

>>53084914
It's so retarded to assume interrupting the heavily above government level constant feed just provides random bumps at the integer leve fifth columns to the same summation, that's actually a stupid idea to believe in and if you believe it, you're stupid.

lol anyone can post here. they need their usernames and internet points and e-celebs as 'trusted sources' instead of not trusting anything they read as a default. also niggers toungued my anus 741 times in 2022. source: my ass.

I’m so excited for crypto to collapse on Monday. The need for collateral for the actual market is going to be absolutely hilarious.

Hedgies are going to royally fuck the imaginary internet money holders to pay us

>>53084922
the problem with plebbitors is that they still partially have faith in the system, they have been memed to believe that the system is run by the "evil republican white men imperium" and if only the "good rebel politicians" would have all the money then society would become a "communist starwars utopia". which means after moass these fools will be donating hefty amounts of money to political parties thus feeding most of the moass money back into the system. not to speak of all the extra tax money and donations to (((ngo)))s they'll pay because they believe that this is a good thing.
tldr: a rich fool is soon departed from his money

>>53084968
It already collapsed you moron.

So what if we are wrong and nothing happens in January? What if Ryan keeps stringing us along for the entirety of 2023? Let's face it, DRS has done nothing, cycles have diminished to nothing, and despite what the kool-aid says, retail is in fact selling. At least 4 out of the 6 I got into gme have and I know there are many more.

>>53085061
Star Wars is about killing Jews with your Dad

>4gbCl2ag
>DRS has done nothing
>So says the 1pbtid
Sneed

>>53084941
>>53084914
Imagine if you will a call over the internet. VOIP packets (use Wireshark during a call) to see what kind of packets are sent. You have the trunk info, caller ID, inbound audio, outbound audio, traffic routing, user number input dial tone data etc. You can also see windows TCP and UDP packets. If a packet is lost then you dont start speaking in a higher tone or having la macarana playing because the other end interpreted the data as such. Data, data, data, no data, retry or wait, retry or wait, no data, move on to next data. The fact that lauer tries to explain away this instance as a packet loss glitch due to solar flares, while yes something that can actually happen - glitches in your PC's CPU can be down to sub atomic particles like gamma particles or neutrinos colliding with electrons just like they can collide with DNA proteins to cause cancer. In this instance it would be literally impossible for the data to have packets lost, I am assuming that the packets that were lost were temporary enough to cause the data to be lost partially, but Lauer is making it out that the figure suddenly became millions per share, something no one else has ever seen in other stocks, but to try and explain it that the receiving end interpreted the data rather than it being 1:1 is akin to having votes with weighted results per candidate. It's absurd, frankly insulting and I want Lauer to show how he man in the middle managed to sniff the packets with his hook nose from outside the system to be able to ascertain said loss.

>t. Comp sci degree

>>53085081
so what asset class is next? the stock market or the housing market or soemthing else?

>>53085081
It hasn’t until BTC hits 0 like it deserves to

>>53085087
ok, that's fair. i guess i should have chosen a capeshit comparison instead.

>>53085130
I have a biochemistry degree and incubated a cancer analogue to confer immunity and the idea of systems breaking down in repetitive ways is retarded, that's not breaking, that's malfunctioning at a bottleneck of stress, it's fucking obvious, look at how hard Jimmy is hiding his boner on the chart.

>>53085130
I know nothing about computer science, but just a few quick searches on packet losses is really enough to understand the concept. It's sad that people don't bother educating themselves but will instead take an internet celebrity's word for it. Predditors really are fine with saying "Lauer is smart so I believe him" and leaving it at that.

>>53085130
thanks for the qrd fren.
it's truly a surd how they can just straight up lie on tv to hide the bigger lie and nobody can do anything about it.

kek baggots

>>53085081
>He doesn't know
Anon...

>>53083638
updated
>>53085087
kek underrated

>>53085239
umad? kek seethies

After MOASS I’m going to make sure the entire pitbull dog race is annihilated off the face of this planet

After MOASS I’m going to breed pit bulls as they are the chad of dogs

>>53085349
based
>>53085362
nigger

>>53085349
Based.
I for one will be buying a fleet of cruise ships to bring all of the Africans back to their ancestral homelands and a series of train cars for the jews.

>>53084038
>mfw they soiled Tolkien's work and are trying to make up for it by getting Henry Cavill to executive produce a 40k show
Cavill seems like a cool dude with genuine intentions to do something good for the fanbase...but it's (((Amazon))), so fuck that. (((They))) can only pervert and twist the works of good, they can't come up with anything original. Everyday I thank God for their hubris, because it's just an opportunity to capitalize on the bottomless stupidity of evil men. And they can do about it is weep and gnash their teeth.

>>53085386
My dog will eat your little fluffy chihuahua

>>53084941
>>53085130
Someone screenshot this and post it on SS. Let’s see how long until it’s “debunked”. As a matter of fact I’d go as far and just copy and paste the text and remove the hook nose bit. If they see it’s from here they’ll debunk it as “4chan hate speech”.

https://twitter.com/shaunfitzzzy/status/1608969170254966787

>>53085433
Not before he eats your face first

ITS OVER
THERE IS NO SQUEEZE
YOU LOST
GO BACK TO PLEBBIT WHERE YOU BELONG

>>53084784
>>53084765
The matrix hacked databasemainframe glitches but was fixed on ctrl f5

>>53085600
>>53085600
>>53085600
Threaded.

>>53078525
>>53078748 Nice
>>53078815
>>53084431
WAGMI.

>>53082308
Happy New Year, fren.

>>53080792
>even dip
I know of multiple former MLB pros with half their jaws missing who can attest to the converse.

>>53085522
Our dogs will tag team your face before that. Also I will be a robot so I will be immune to face-eating.