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How to get yourself murdered 101

>>53079873
Anyone who unironically uses the word "hustle" should be thrown in an forced labor camp

>>53079873
Good. I hate bikes but I hate even more cars that invade the one place those cunts should be riding in.
>>53079890
Agreed, just mount a gopro and trim the snaps
>>53079910
Agreed again

>>53079873
If they’re showing it on tiktok it’s already too late

>>53079873
Everyone would learn and do it as well and it'd become useless. If not you'd be known as the rich wh*te boy whos going to get robbed

>>53079873
>have a friend repeatedly park in the bike lane
>report him 100 times
>infinite free money

>>53079873
Clever way to help facilitate a societies descent into becoming even more low-trust. Expect plenty more of these types of initiatives over the coming years.

>>53079873

I hope someone runs over that faggot. Also, if your emergency lights are on, or you're a UPS/Mail delivery driver, you can park wherever you want.

the US are a dystopian jew hole

>>53079988
>Also, if your emergency lights are on, or you're a UPS/Mail delivery driver, you can park wherever you want.
Yeah that part was so fucking stupid why did he even put that in the video. Why are americans like this

>>53079988
i hope you die of painful nut cancer, you nigger

>>53079910
i put this on my dating profile. is it not a cool thing to say?

>>53079873
nobody will ever convince me that NYC is a shithole, this is why

This is based and I wish biz resembled this more: practical ways to make real money

>>53079873
How much longer do you fucking niggers think it will be possible to generate income in this society without providing any real value

Interest rates are rising by the month

Your time is almost over and you are still a nigger without gainful employment

Your time is rapidly coming to an end. COVID was just the beginning of the end

>>53080746
Anon hustled

>>53079910
Jimmies rustled

>>53079873
I wish we had this in my city.

So many retards can't drive. I've even seen a truck drive through a green pedestrian light and people had to run out of the way.

hahahahahah imagine just accidentally running over cyclists doing that job hahahahahah just imagine their head smashed under my tyres hahahahah just imagine how silly it would be hahahahahaha

Because the bill hasnt passed yet
Also anyone saying you’d get robbed or stabbed doesn’t understand how big the city is. I can be at city hall reporting any car that touches the bike lane then take any train into Brooklyn and never see those dumb fucks again

>>53079890
>>53079910
You both sound weak

this cant be real

>>53079873
Snitches get stitches, capishe?

>>53079910
based, i hate their entire shitty culture

>>53079945
Yeah this one can be easily justified, but the next ones won't be.
Slippery slope is real.

>>53080008
interesting UserID

>>53080746
Well, considering you still have a dating profile...

>>53079945
I bet you litter and don't return shopping carts. You have no place in society cuck

>>53079873
As a Dutch person (bicycle master race) I can honestly declare that cycling in the US is god-damn deadly.

>>53082159
As it should.
Bike fags should be happy with their in door stationary bikes, and leave roads for big dick chads like myself.
Kys toothpaste nigger.

>>53079873
Holy fuck this is great I wish I was in NY, I would do this full time, bike around in a go pro all day and take screenshots of the video when I get home.

>>53079945
Good. Being high trust is only a good strategy when your society/community is homogenous and shares the same culture and heritage and origins.

In a multiracial society, being high trust is asking to be taken advantage of. Look at Sweden.
The best strategy is high unity and cohesion and trust and nepotism to members within the group but not to people outside the group.

This is what Jews are masters of and white people need to become the same. All races do this more than fair, colourblind white people.

>>53079890
>murdered for holding up a phone in a public street
Land of the free.

hope a nigger shoots him

>>53082413
This. Same reason why I look down on White people and don’t hesitate to take advantage of them when it suits my needs. They’re too trusting, self-hating and naive for me to take them seriously.

>>53079873
RAP SNITCHES

>>53079873
Is there a word for the existence of a market making that market obsolete?
It's unsustainable to expect people to not change habits when being fined. Kinda the point of a fine.

>>53079923
> proposed bill
> "UH iS tOo LaTE!"

Because I am not a fucking snitch retard, OP.

Holy shit this is the lowest for of existence. Imagine being a wagie AND an snitch.

>>53079873
So soon hundreds of people gonna make photos of the same car, without knowing if they get any money for it lol

Literal jannies of the streets and they will do it for free

>>53082557
there's no space... no alleys or makes unloading not make sense... it's delivery guys (uber amazon fedex) etc who pull this shit. people aren't going to stop one lane over in traffic

>>53082508
Do you see the perpetrator? Yea, I'm right here..

>>53083353
kek.
sad, many such cases
snitches deserve the rope

this will work for like 60 days until everyone realises what the deal is and nobody will do it anymore

thats exactly why NYC are offering incentive. Because they know that is the logical outcome. So the chuds earning maybe 300 dollars tops for like 30 hours of work (because itll dwindle and fast, also everyones sniped the tip before them), less than minimum wage, and all they did was be a snitch for it. Fucking cockroach behaviour

>>53079873
Someone good at photoshop could do some real damage.

>>53079939

Imagine thinking you're going to be the first to report someone. It's a money laundering scam between the city and a chosen few. "Sorry anon your submission came 3 seconds after [reacted] gg better luck next time"

>>53079873
>0:16
can't tell if this guy is extremely low IQ or if he has a death wish.

>>53079945
in the future, everything will be on the blockchain. You'll have an identity on the blockchain, maybe it'll be linked to your fingerprint, or to your eyes. You might not be allowed to park if you're not identified.

>>53082460

snitch bitches

>>53083318
For 1000 a day i wont care.

>>53082159
I'll move to your country in a week or two.
It's seems to be full of sodomites, or am I getting a bad impression?

>>53081049
>take home per week: $5k
>medical insurance premiums per week: $6k
The only actor making bank is local gov. Everyone else is getting the shaft.